Owies - MTV Scarred Parody
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00:00Do not attempt to recreate the following footage, it may leave you scarred or give you a great
00:03big owie.
00:06Hey what's up, it's that guy from your favorite band, and welcome back to another episode
00:12of Owies.
00:20This first clip is fucked up, cover your eyes cause this one's gonna make you nauseous.
00:27What's up, my name is Jake, I'm a professional extreme jump roper, and I love to jump rope.
00:34I've been jump roping since I was an infant, when my mom was pregnant with me, I was inside
00:41her jump roping with the umbilical cord, I've been doing it my whole life.
00:50Dude, Jake's the fucking best jump roper around this town.
00:55I was making a promotional video to get myself sponsored by the dollar store, cause I love
01:04their jump ropes, they're the best jump ropes in the world.
01:06If you're a pro jump roper, you gotta make sure you're always hydrated man, otherwise
01:11you'll get sick, and you'll screw yourself up.
01:17That's some quality city tap.
01:19Sometimes I teach young aspiring jump ropers to do the awesome things I do.
01:24How do I jump rope like you do?
01:26Alright man, you just gotta put all your body into it, and just jump and twirl that rope
01:30as fast as you can man, you almost had it, you almost had it, but they'll never be this
01:34good.
01:35They can dream though, they can dream.
01:42I show my students how to jump rope, so I did a single, then I went on, did better,
01:49then I did a double for them, then it happened.
01:57Oh god, oh shit, oh man, I remember the sound it made, it hurts just thinking about it man.
02:11Ow, oh my god, my finger.
02:14Dude, dude your leg's broken.
02:16No, no, my finger man.
02:18No dude, your leg is broken.
02:20It's fine, it's fine, my finger.
02:21Look at it, look at it.
02:22It's cool, it's fine, not my finger, and you bend it, ow.
02:26I did that just to show them an example of what will happen if they try to be as good
02:31as me.
02:32Oh dude, ow, help me up man, help me, help me.
02:37Oh man, I broke my leg.
02:39No shit.
02:40Oh, oh man, my leg.
02:44I died five times on the way to the doctors.
02:47They took 3,000 stitches to stitch me up.
02:50They put a steel bar in my leg from here to here.
02:53They pimped my ride, put hydraulics in my heel.
02:58Then they put a two-way radio in my ass.
03:01Over and out.
03:04My name's Jake, and that was my Howie story.
03:14This next clip, you're going to feel it.
03:23Hey, you want to see something cool?
03:24I got a tin on my head.
03:44Oh yeah, oh yeah, fuck yeah.
03:58Oh, God, fuck.
04:01Oh, oh, you see that again?
04:04Oh, you fucking see that?
04:06Oh, oh, oh.
04:09Fuck, I'm spit.
04:14Hi, my name's Eric.
04:15I'm very sexual.
04:16I masturbate a lot.
04:18There ain't much to do in this town except throw rock over town and kick over a tumbleweed and act stupid.
04:23This one day, I just had this sudden urge just to get naked and run through a field.
04:28And as I was running through the field, I tripped on something.
04:33Dude, you all right?
04:34Broke my arm.
04:35You all right?
04:38When I fell down on the ground, I knew it was broken because it was all twisted.
04:43What's wrong?
04:44My arm, bro.
04:46It looked like a snake.
04:48I know, but it's twisting and turning and shit.
04:50Wow, dude, but look.
04:52Look, dude.
04:53Are you on mushrooms again?
04:57Maybe.
04:59Some people call me an herbalist, but I just like mushrooms.
05:02Your arm is not broken.
05:04Get in the house.
05:06Dumbass.
05:08The next day, I realized I took way too many shrooms.
05:13My name's Eric, and that was my owie story.
05:26Okay, that clip wasn't so bad.
05:28And now what you've all been waiting for, the most fucked up clip of the day.
05:35Whoa, guys, look.
05:36Dynamite.
05:43Dumb shit.
05:54I'm that guy from your favorite band, and thanks for watching Owls.
06:10This is my professional jump rub.
06:12Comes with techno music to get me in the groove.
06:42Go home.
06:48God.
06:49Fucking show's over.