• il y a 3 mois
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01:01Attendez un instant, n'est-ce pas l'ancienne Stray ?
01:03Hug n'est pas une ancienne Stray, elle est la fille de Buster.
01:06Depuis que Buster a été tiré dans la voiture, nous sommes toute la famille qu'elle a.
01:10Eh bien, elle doit être réparée maintenant !
01:12Ah oui, nous avons déjà appelé le vétérinaire.
01:14Mais elle est en train de faire un séminaire sur l'alimentation.
01:16Elle fait du travail animal.
01:25Hug, regarde !
01:26Hey, bienvenue à Edgetown, petits oiseaux.
01:29J'ai juste vu le miracle de la naissance sur mon câlin d'anniversaire.
01:44Oh, mon dieu.
01:45Tu vois, Humpf a voulu...
01:47Un short order pie, chef.
01:49Je te dis, si quelque chose ne s'ouvre pas, je pourrais devoir commencer à vendre...
01:52Des fenêtres de tempête sur le téléphone.
01:54Il y a une opportunité.
01:55C'est génial.
01:56C'est génial.
01:57Préparez-vous.
01:58En avant.
02:01Hey !
02:04Le monde change.
02:05Il s'agissait d'entraînements de potty, de carpools, du PTA, des tests d'enfance.
02:09Et maintenant, c'est tout ça, plus des explosifs en plastique.
02:12Qui aurait pensé que j'allais faire ça avec ma vie ?
02:15Et que j'allais être tellement bonne à ça.
02:17Personne ne se souvient que c'est mon anniversaire.
02:20Quelqu'un, s'il vous plaît, dites-moi que ça ne peut pas se passer.
02:27Je cherche des feuilles, un mélange de pâtes, des faveurs de fête.
02:30Mais c'est clair, il n'y a pas de célébration dans les œuvres.
02:35Hey ! Peut-être que je peux dessiner leurs souvenirs.
02:38Père, souviens-toi...
02:39Edith, chérie, je mâche ma tête ici.
02:42Souviens-toi de l'après-mâche que je t'ai acheté pour ton anniversaire.
02:45Je me demandais, peut-être que tu aimerais en avoir plus pour ton anniversaire qui arrive.
02:49Non, ça, ça m'a un peu brisé le visage de père ici.
02:51Oh, non.
02:52Oui, j'ai eu un gros bruit, tu te souviens ?
02:55Hey, je me demande pourquoi le cheveu sur ton visage que tu n'aimes pas
02:58continue de grandir et le cheveu sur ta tête que tu aimes continue de disparaître.
03:05Je me demande comment la vie est comme ça.
03:08Hein, père ?
03:10C'est juste.
03:11Regarde, chérie, j'ai... j'ai un million de choses sur la tête, alors...
03:16Je pensais qu'au moins une des choses pourrait être à propos de mon anniversaire.
03:21Oh, non, Hug.
03:23Il a juste perdu son travail.
03:25Pourquoi dois-je me rappeler qu'il a perdu son cheveu aussi ?
03:28Bonjour ?
03:29Oh, salut maman !
03:30Où est-ce ? Où est-ce ? Où est-ce ?
03:32Oh, oui, ici il est.
03:34Je vais juste laisser ça jouer pour leur donner une idée.
03:38Bon anniversaire !
03:54Quelqu'un, s'il te plaît, dis-moi pourquoi je ne peux pas être heureuse.
03:58Hum-hum.
03:59Hum-hum.
04:00Bon, on va juste devoir gérer ça, maman.
04:03Pas de soucis.
04:04Oui.
04:07Hé, on dirait que j'ai un cadeau pour mon anniversaire.
04:10Oh, non.
04:12La dernière fois que j'ai vu mes chaussures, c'était à la vente de garage.
04:16Déjeuner !
04:21Mal, mal, mal.
04:22Mal, mal, mal.
04:23Oh, les pantalons.
04:28Bon, on va juste se calmer.
04:29Pourquoi vous ne pouvez-vous pas vous unir ?
04:32Grand-mère et oncle Lou sont en trafic et ne peuvent pas venir prendre Vic ce matin.
04:36Oh, non, c'était mon dernier espoir d'une fête de birthday.
04:39Alors maintenant, en plus de commencer ce nouveau travail aujourd'hui,
04:42je suppose que le Peter, Paul et Mary de ça, c'est que j'ai de la douleur.
04:44Qui va aborder Vic ?
04:45Vic ?
04:46Ils ont besoin d'être là si Huggy a ses chiens aujourd'hui.
04:49Oh, Edith, Hug can just wait for them. We can have those pups.
04:54Is this how you are going to look for Bella ? Because I do not like it.
04:57Edith, honey, I'm so nervous about this darn job.
05:00Don't make me any more insecure than I already am.
05:04Will you listen to that ?
05:05I think he's trying to say good morning.
05:07Go on, little Mr. Mister. Go ahead, Mommy's listening.
05:09Go on, say it.
05:10Good morning.
05:11Go on.
05:12Edith's never going to get it.
05:13Good morning.
05:14Good morning.
05:15Good morning.
05:16Oh, my gosh, that's so perfect.
05:17He said it.
05:18Good little Mr. Mister.
05:21Hey, Mother, when did I give you your last birthday ?
05:25Wasn't it a meat thermometer ?
05:27Oh, well, maybe so.
05:29And a bubble pack.
05:30Irene, you're going to be late.
05:32Next time, I'll just stick a couple of bucks in the envelope like Aunt Flo does.
05:36Okay, don't twirl your toast either.
05:37And take off Grandma's hat before you ruin it.
05:39Oh, darn, we're out of Flex Straws ?
05:42Hey, Missy, Miss, I said no twirling.
05:45No wonder Vic throws his food.
05:46You know, you set a bad example.
05:48Yeah, every word of this house sets a bad example, if you ask me.
05:51No one asked you.
05:53I can feel it.
05:54I am just going to have a fit, a fit, a fit, a fit, a fit.
05:58I have a princess, a princess, a princess, a princess.
06:03No more caffeine for you, Miss Rumpelstiltskin.
06:05That's why you get these mood swings, you know.
06:07Where is that sister of yours ?
06:09Irene !
06:10Yes, well, what about your mood swings ?
06:12Irene !
06:13Get down here now !
06:17What ? You have been using my cup !
06:19I have not.
06:21And you erased my birthday tape.
06:23I don't want anyone using my cup
06:25who flushes the toilet with their chin !
06:27Now settle this without a food fight, please.
06:31And you should read this.
06:32It says that lab rats that listen to hard rock
06:35only live 18 months,
06:37and rats that listen to soft candlelight music
06:39live 40 months, and your days are numbered.
06:42I hate the way your mind works !
06:44Why can't you be like other teenagers in Edgetown
06:46and just run away ?
06:48I would love to !
06:50You're nothing but a pit stop for fleas.
06:54Whoa, hey, hot, mellow out, huh ?
06:56Think of your pups.
06:58Oh, hello, yes, I'd like to speak to Crush Limburger, please.
07:01Oh, oh, great, well, it's me again, it's Dirk.
07:04I'm calling about that stealth bomber that disappeared.
07:06See, I think there's a cover-up here
07:08because I worked on that bomber personally
07:10with my own two hands, so I know it existed there.
07:12So, well, no, I can't wait.
07:14If you'd apply yourself to other things
07:16the way you do your hair, Irene,
07:18you could live a more productive life, Irene.
07:21Dirk, honey, you look so groggy.
07:23Really ?
07:24Well, yeah, I bet the Peter, Paul and Mary of it
07:26is that you're not getting enough REM sleep.
07:28Tonight, I think I'm gonna check your eyelids
07:30and see if there's any rapid eye movement.
07:32REM sleep ?
07:33It's a very loving thing to do, I think.
07:35I would love it if you'd offer to check mine
07:37because I'm sure I'm not getting any.
07:39Great, honey, I'll check it.
07:41Hey, Bob.
07:42Could you change this band-aid ?
07:44Now, aren't you gone yet ?
07:46You'll miss the bus.
07:47Edith ?
07:48Edith, don't wear Grandma's hat to school now.
07:51Okay, Dirk, here.
07:52Honey, you're gonna have to take this off.
07:54I got a job interview.
07:55And I got a job.
07:57Thank you.
07:58Okay, I'm sorry, honey.
08:01Forgive me ?
08:02All right, I guess so.
08:04I just hope you don't slobber on my application form.
08:07Bye, Bob.
08:11Bye, Edith.
08:12It's Chewy.
08:13I called to say we're ready to make up with you.
08:15So if you're having a birthday party and you want us to come,
08:18we will.
08:19Well, bye.
08:22Good morning, good morning, good morning.
08:29But you know, Edith,
08:31you know when you do something like playing hooky
08:33like you did this morning ?
08:35You're saying something.
08:36And it's more than just a word.
08:38You're saying something.
08:39And it's more than just you don't like multiplication.
08:42You know what I'm saying ?
08:43You will have to be more direct.
08:45Do you mean no one cares ?
08:47I'm mad.
08:49And I hate everybody.
08:51I mean, is that what you're saying ?
08:52You know, what's the use ?
08:54Or, God, nobody loves me.
08:56Yes, I have felt that love before,
08:58but I never had proof till today.
09:00Proof ?
09:01Proof.
09:02Like nobody at home remembers it's your birthday.
09:05But why skip school ?
09:06Your kids might have remembered your birthday.
09:08Remember that time I told you
09:09that I was going to break up with my old friends
09:11and get all good ones ?
09:13Well, I did.
09:14I broke up with a whole grabbing, geeky, bug-like bunch.
09:17I thought by now I'd have new friends,
09:20but it's hard to find refills.
09:22Has this ever happened to you ?
09:24You throw away your old pair of shoes
09:26because you're sick of looking at them every day
09:28and then you wish you still had them
09:30because there was something about them that fit right
09:32and nothing else feels quite as good.
09:35I think it is.
09:36Clearly, it's an old pair of shoes.
09:39An old pair of shoes ?
09:41What kind of nut am I ?
09:43Edith, remember that first day ?
09:45I said that our work would be like doing a puzzle
09:49and I'd help you put it together.
09:51But you were going to have to give me some pieces to work with.
09:55Well, I need a couple more pieces, Edith.
09:58What did you do this morning ? Where did you go ?
09:59It was not my fault, Doctor.
10:01It's that old junk heap school bus.
10:03It broke down again.
10:05Yes, I waited and waited
10:07and traffic was bumper to bumper.
10:09And the air, I felt like I was being mugged by the smog.
10:14My lungs were already empty.
10:16I must have blacked out, yes.
10:19Because when I came to, I was laying there on the ground,
10:22flat on my back.
10:23I looked up above me and there was nothing but black clouds,
10:27like some angels was frying hamburgers.
10:30My hoof had rolled away from me.
10:32You know, perhaps...
10:33And my brain felt, Doctor, I am not finished.
10:36My brain felt just like when your foot goes to sleep.
10:39Yes, I had to stagger incoherently to the toy store
10:43till the cobwebs cleared.
10:45You know, Edith, maybe it wasn't the air.
10:48You think maybe you felt something in here
10:52and you made the problem your lungs
10:54when it was really in your heart.
10:58Well, it is really a mistake that can easily be made
11:01because everything is so scrunched up together in here.
11:04All right, what was it that you were afraid to face on the bus?
11:06Come on, I have to have a clue for this.
11:08I know exactly.
11:09You remember my best friend Tooey
11:11that I'm not speaking to no more?
11:13Yeah, Tooey's the one doctor who auditioned for Star Search.
11:17She told me she is expecting something
11:19any day in the mail from Ed McMahon.
11:21I said, yeah, who isn't?
11:23On Tooey's birthday, when she got on the bus,
11:25all the kids clapped and cheered.
11:27Happy birthday, Tooey!
11:30It made her seem so popular.
11:32And you were worried they weren't going to do the same thing for you today?
11:35Yes, I felt it was unlikely.
11:38Remember what I said this was?
11:40Yes, old shoes.
11:42Mm-hmm.
11:43Oh, I get it.
11:45See? You miss your friends.
11:47Oh, I just cannot believe that.
11:49The whole geeky, grabby...
11:52Bug-like bunch.
11:54Bug-like bunch, exactly.
11:55So why did you break up with them?
11:57Miss Merck told us that we had to use the word cooperation in a project.
12:00And I said, hey, let's make a movie about it with Tooey's new camera.
12:04And there was a little argument about who was going to direct.
12:07And I thought I had won until...
12:10Until I got hold of that secret note.
12:13Yeah, the note said, let's not let Nodek direct.
12:16She's too bossy.
12:19But I am not bossy, doctor.
12:21My ideas is just better.
12:23Nodek, Nodek, doctor.
12:25Nodek.
12:26How could you be sure that the Nodek meant you?
12:29I cannot live with it, doctor.
12:30They mean me all right.
12:31See, I don't have Nodek.
12:33So you didn't direct?
12:34No, and it was the worst movie ever made.
12:37Huh?
12:38Excuse me.
12:39And I was just telling the truth when I wrote that.
12:42In my review.
12:43Uh-oh.
12:44Huh? Your review?
12:45Go on.
12:46Oh, I turned it in for the spelling to be checked,
12:48and Torky found it.
12:50Listen to this.
12:51At screening, kids were fidgeting and running up and down the aisles,
12:57yelling and throwing things.
12:59They always do that, and she knows it.
13:01Thomas Valdez played the part of a big know-it-all,
13:04as though it had been written for him.
13:07What's she driving at?
13:08We all know love is on another new diet.
13:12Let's hope it includes eating the cedary,
13:15because that's what he did.
13:17Another critic who picks on your looks.
13:21This movie makes you wish you had more than two hands.
13:25Two thumbs down is not enough.
13:29Edith, how come you wrote that review?
13:32To get back at them?
13:34Yes, and to punish them.
13:37In case I might see this kid.
13:40But look who else you punished.
13:42You.
13:43Edith, you feel alone now and left out.
13:46Wouldn't you feel better if you just had forgiven them?
13:48Forgive them?
13:49No, I can never, ever, ever forgive them.
13:52Never, I will never, ever, ever, ever forgive them.
13:55Yes, you can.
13:56I cannot.
13:57Edith, haven't you ever been fuming,
13:59weedy, weedy, weedy, weedy,
14:01steaming, mad at somebody,
14:03and then you just stop being mad?
14:05No, I stay mad.
14:07I've been mad at my baby brother all of his life.
14:10Oh, I see.
14:13What if, when you found the no-neck note,
14:16you would have said,
14:18I know I have a short neck.
14:21So what?
14:22And if you don't want me to direct, fine.
14:24What do you want me to do?
14:26No, that just would not be me.
14:28Look, Edith, it's human nature to want to get even.
14:31But remember this.
14:32A kiss is still a kiss.
14:36Edith, to get back
14:40is to go back with a heart full of lead.
14:43But to forgive
14:46is to forgive
14:47and to forge a full stream ahead.
14:52Doctor, I am so confused.
14:54What if we cannot find any more pieces of the puzzle?
14:57I may run out of memories soon.
14:59You create memories every day.
15:01Like this morning.
15:02When you said you went to, where was it?
15:04I went to the toy store to see this doll,
15:07Pam Glam.
15:08Doctor, she really, really is a doll.
15:11She's famous, she's beautiful,
15:13she does her own TV commercials.
15:15She's got jewels, a wet bar,
15:17a walk-in shoe closet,
15:18a salad shooter, credit cards,
15:20airline tickets, a laptop, computer, a water pick.
15:24Doctor, you know I'm sort of glad
15:26I'm not getting her for my birthday.
15:28She is living in a dream world
15:30and I sure would hate to be there
15:32when she woke up and found herself in my room.
15:35What a cute, darling, precious baby.
15:39I love you.
15:40Please say my name, Pam Glam.
15:43Yes, I'm dead.
15:47Somebody please tell me
15:49that this cannot be happening.
15:52Doctor, are we ever going to understand me?
15:55Well, we need to know what happened
15:57that caused you to go from
15:59the happy little girl who did these...
16:01Yes, thank you.
16:04...to the not completely exactly happy
16:08little girl who did these.
16:11Oh, Doctor, what happened to me?
16:19Oh, gosh.
16:22How are you feeling, Edith?
16:24Do you have any coffee, ice cream?
16:26I could use a pick-me-up.
16:29Maybe you really just need to get
16:30something off your chest.
16:31Yeah, like what?
16:32Oh, like maybe your baby brother.
16:41Oh, uh...
16:47I think I will just go wash up.
16:51Edith, remember when I said about how
16:53you needed more self-esteem?
16:55I gave you that list of things to do.
16:57Yes, and then I lost the list.
16:59And then I felt worse.
17:00I felt horrible.
17:01I just felt like an old piece of bread
17:03that the pigeons was pecking at.
17:05I wanted to go into the bedroom
17:06and just cover up my head
17:07and take a slow boat somewhere.
17:10You will just have to excuse me.
17:12I have to go.
17:13Okay.
17:14Oh, okay, okay.
17:15Sorry I brought it up.
17:17I thought we were on a roll.
17:26Hey, your review's not here.
17:29I withdrew it.
17:30Why make things worse?
17:33This old school-issued soap makes me itchy.
17:37Where's my whiffer?
17:38Edith, it's okay to feel what you're feeling.
17:43Even if I do not like my old baby brother?
17:46Even if you don't like Edith.
17:50I've done such rotten things.
17:51Rotten, rotten, rotten.
17:53Edith, tell me your darkest secrets.
17:55If you're a monster,
17:56then we'll just pack you off
17:57to the monster specialist.
17:59I cannot reveal it.
18:00I just cannot.
18:01It's just too rotten.
18:02Edith, come on.
18:04Okay.
18:05We had this video scene of when Vic was being bored
18:08and somehow it got erased.
18:10Yes.
18:11When I go shopping with Mom,
18:12I tell the man at the store I'm lost
18:14just so I can hear him call my name
18:15over the loudspeaker.
18:16Once I lay down in the frozen food section
18:18to play Funeral Power,
18:20somebody fainted.
18:22The list is endless.
18:23I wrote that mean review.
18:25Yes, but you didn't let it get published.
18:27Listen to that.
18:28You decided not to hurt your friends.
18:30Now that speaks very well of you.
18:32It does?
18:33Yes, and you care about that kid
18:34on the meat...
18:35the milk carton over there?
18:36You know, I think we've just found
18:37two very important pieces of this puzzle.
18:40I'm getting a picture of a very valuable
18:43and worthwhile human being
18:46called Edith Ann,
18:48someone who has done, okay,
18:50a couple of not-so-great things,
18:52yes, but someone who also has
18:54many admirable traits.
18:56Valuable?
18:57Worthwhile?
18:58Me?
18:59These pieces of the puzzle
19:00prove it to me.
19:02Well, you're the doctor.
19:04You should know, right?
19:06Hey, good thing we have this all on tape.
19:09Well, this is me leaving.
19:11Full steam ahead, doctor.
19:14If you ever need help
19:15finding pieces to your puzzle,
19:17hey, call me anytime.
19:19Well, see ya.
19:25Dear diary,
19:26what happened tonight is enough
19:28to make me believe
19:29in the fairy godmother again.
19:32Surprise! Surprise!
19:36Happy, happy birthday, baby
19:41No, I can't call you my baby
19:45Seems like years ago we met
19:48On a day I can't forget
19:51Cause it's me and you
19:54I'm so proud of you today.
19:56Happy birthday, Edith!
20:00Happy birthday, Edith!
20:03Yay!
20:06Oh, I'm sorry, my little skepernock.
20:09We forgot, you know,
20:10with my new job and everything.
20:12I'm sorry too, twinkle dink.
20:14It's a good thing Tooey called, though.
20:15I called when I read the scoop
20:17and there was no review.
20:18Phew!
20:19I decided not to humiliate you in print.
20:22We admit we made a turkey.
20:25And I will admit I am a no-neck.
20:28Why quibble over the truth?
20:30Life like my neck is too short.
20:34We have all done, okay,
20:36some not-so-great things.
20:38But we are all valuable,
20:40worthwhile human beings.
20:43Yes.
20:59Oh, gros smoothie.
21:01Look what Huggy got you.
21:04Oh, can I have Huggy?
21:07I doubt it very much.
21:15Hug, breathe. Breathe, Hug.
21:23Oh, life.
21:25I will never ever understand it all.
21:30Maybe you're not supposed to understand it all.
21:33Maybe that is why you get just a few pieces of the puzzle at a time.
21:38Maybe if you got the whole picture at once,
21:40it wouldn't be just too big a shock to your system.
21:44Now, diary, I must put you on pause
21:47and go to check everyone's REM sleep.
21:56Night, Dad.
21:58Night, Mom.
22:00Night, Vic.
22:07I forgive you.
22:13I forgive you too, Edith.
22:17Bob thinks mood swings are caused by too much caffeine.
22:21But I am pretty sure my comfort wife
22:25the man on TV said
22:27that humankind is over 3.7 billion years old.
22:32When I think of all I have gone through in my short life,
22:36frankly, I do not know how humankind has stood it.
22:39Just think,
22:41all those billions and billions and billions of mood swings.
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