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00:00I just want to tell you again how grateful I am to be back on the Champere account.
00:21Emily, Champere was your idea.
00:23We wouldn't be here without you.
00:24I appreciate you saying that.
00:27Now that awareness has been established, I would like to pitch you an idea for a new
00:30campaign.
00:31A Champere challenge that we hope can go viral.
00:36How do you pop your top?
00:38It should feel lo-fi, grassroots, to make Champere fun and accessible, an everyday luxury.
00:45We would love to launch it on Champere's Instagram account next week.
00:51It is really fun, but before we continue, I need to show you something.
00:57Take a look.
01:04Life is about the pursuit of pleasure.
01:09Would you join me for a glass?
01:12Oh my God, he's gone rogue.
01:19He knows he's supposed to spray it, right?
01:21We really need to get him our message.
01:23Emily, you have given my father an identity, and now he wants to be the face of the brands.
01:28He has found himself in a second-rate champagne.
01:31You can never predict the course of a man's life.
01:35You know what?
01:36Come to the Chateau with me this weekend, and let's make a media with him we approve.
01:41Dom Perignon has Lady Gaga.
01:44We are Champere, so who better to promote the brand than the Champere himself?
01:48Yeah, and with the right twist, he could become a gay icon.
01:54What?
01:55Everybody's looking for a French daddy.
02:07So, when do you think you'll be back?
02:09Oh, just going down for one night.
02:11Get in and get out.
02:13Well, I think it's great that you and Camille buried the hatchet.
02:16So, you should stay longer.
02:18Mindy, you and Ben walk and have the apartment any time, okay?
02:22I'll just go for a long, long walk.
02:25God!
02:27I feel like I'm 15 years old and back at boarding school.
02:30I mean, 17.
02:31Whatever.
02:32The point is, I'm actually nervous.
02:36We're playing at Place de Vosges tonight.
02:37Do you want to come by and see us?
02:38Oh, actually, Alfie and I are having dinner, but maybe we'll swing by after.
02:42Oh my God, yeah!
02:43I can't wait to meet him!
02:44Oh, you'll meet him soon.
02:45He's on his way to pick me up in a few minutes.
02:57Alfie's at Gabrielle's restaurant!
03:00Again!
03:02Oh, mate, that's it, that's exactly it.
03:06Hey, cheers to you anyway.
03:08Hey, what are you doing here?
03:11Well, I was early and thirsty, so I popped over here for a quick beer.
03:16You drink beer?
03:17I had scroll on bogeys for miles, that's...
03:19Yeah, it's not bad.
03:20Oh, finally, we agree on something.
03:22You know, this guy's been working in the kitchen since he was 13.
03:25I mean, peeling potatoes.
03:26I didn't know that.
03:28Isn't that, like, against child labour laws or something?
03:30It was my uncle's kitchen.
03:32Wow, well, we should definitely put in the marketing materials for the restaurant.
03:35Ready?
03:36Actually, I was thinking we could maybe eat here tonight.
03:39I mean, the food looks amazing.
03:41Oh, I'm sure they're fully booked.
03:44Hey, chef, you think you could spare us a table?
03:47It would be my pleasure.
03:51Great.
03:57Damn, this man can cook.
03:59He sure is talented.
04:01Look, I've never really been into French food.
04:03A bit too fussy.
04:04But this, this is outstanding.
04:08Now I understand why you love your work.
04:10I really do.
04:12In fact, tomorrow I'm going to a chateau in Champagne for a night
04:16to work on a social media campaign for a brand we represent.
04:19See, I spend my days pushing around numbers.
04:23My perk's having dinner with you.
04:26How was the meal?
04:27Oh, there's the man.
04:29Truly extraordinary.
04:31And you've got skills.
04:34Where did you guys meet?
04:35You're such a cute couple.
04:37Ah, French class.
04:39I thought she was a little annoying at first.
04:42Likewise.
04:43But she grew on me.
04:46How sweet.
04:48And I never asked, what brought you to Paris?
04:51We work for a British bank, working on this merger deal with a French company.
04:55Boring stuff.
04:56And she's got the cushy job.
04:58She's going to Champagne for work tomorrow.
05:01Really?
05:02Really.
05:04That's work right now. Sorry.
05:06Take this for a second.
05:11I really hope you're enjoying yourself here.
05:14So, you're spending the weekend in Champagne with Kimmy?
05:16Hoping for a do-over.
05:18It's the story of my life, I guess.
05:20At least send her my best.
05:21And I think I understand your type a little better now.
05:24English? Less complicated?
05:26Yeah, way less complicated.
05:29He doesn't have a girlfriend I'm also friends with.
05:33Oh.
05:36Pièce de boeuf, black truffle.
05:40Wow. And this is a fourth course?
05:43The final one of our tasting menu.
05:46And not including the cheese course.
05:48And you have to try all of our desserts.
05:51Everything's on the house, of course.
05:53That's very generous.
05:55Emily doesn't pay here.
05:57Oh, I think I do.
05:59Right then.
06:02I don't think I've ever felt so full in my whole entire life.
06:07Come here, you.
06:11I am so, so sorry.
06:16No, it's fine. It's fine.
06:23Look, after all that food,
06:26I don't think I'm good for anything.
06:28You don't think I'm good for anything else but sleep tonight?
06:31Yeah, no. And I have an early morning tomorrow.
06:34So it's probably for the best.
06:36But I'll see you when you're back, yeah?
06:39Absolutely.
06:42And you!
06:49Wow.
06:51Take care, yeah?
06:52Have a good time.
06:53Bye.
06:59Come on.
07:22Oh, hello, Emily.
07:25So nice to see you back in Champagne.
07:27Sure.
07:29The Champere is ready for his close-up.
07:33Hello.
07:34Actually, that Emily had an amazing idea.
07:36She wants you to kick off the Champere Challenge.
07:41It's a viral campaign where we're asking our customers
07:44to show us the most creative ways of opening a bottle of Champere.
07:47It's like an online competition.
07:50How do you pop your top?
07:54I love it.
07:55Ca va, mon chéri?
07:57And I have the most amazing way of opening the bottle.
08:01I can't wait to show you.
08:05Let's get this to your room.
08:07Hi, Emily.
08:08Oh, bonjour.
08:10I was hoping I'd see you again.
08:17Friends from school?
08:19You see, I just cut my hair.
08:22Yeah, it looks really nice.
08:28Oui?
08:29Bonjour.
08:30Je suis envoyé par le quotidien Libération Champagne.
08:33Pour couvrir le Champagne Challenge, c'est ça?
08:36Oh, oui, oui.
08:37La Libération Champagne.
08:39Oh, merci for coming.
08:41Oh, ici, le Champere.
08:43Oh, the light is perfect.
08:45Let's get started.
08:46Oh, la, la.
08:47I'm mad over here.
08:49Let's go.
08:58What flavor would you like?
09:00Raspberry.
09:03Vous voulez l'ambonne?
09:06Je voudrais l'ambonne.
09:08L'ambonne.
09:10L'ambonne.
09:12Je voudrais le limone.
09:15So, you speak Italian as well as English, French and Dutch?
09:19German and a little Japanese.
09:21Wow.
09:22If you're from the Netherlands,
09:23you better learn to speak a lot of languages
09:25because nobody speaks Dutch.
09:32And you?
09:33I speak English, French, Italian and a little Spanish.
09:41Rome may be my favorite city, period.
09:43The perfect combination of art, architecture, food
09:47and the light is just incredible.
09:50Très la dolce vita.
09:52L'Italia è una delle mie più belle città.
09:55La mia città è la più bella.
09:57La mia città è la più bella.
10:00La mia città è la più bella.
10:02La mia città è la più bella.
10:04La mia città è la più bella.
10:06La mia città è la più bella.
10:08Très la dolce vita.
10:11We should spend the weekend there together.
10:13Yes, and I could dance in the Fontana di Trevi like Anita Ekberg.
10:17And I'll come join you like Marcello Mastroianni.
10:20I'm gonna hold you to that.
10:26What are you doing tomorrow?
10:29What do you have in mind?
10:31A good friend of mine is having a small engagement party.
10:34A lunch at La Societe in Saint-Germain.
10:37I'd love you to join me.
10:41What will your friends think of this very interesting woman you're seeing right now?
10:47They're gonna be jealous.
10:56Sylvie?
10:58Oh, what a surprise!
11:01It's a pleasure to see you.
11:02Catherine, you're beautiful.
11:04Not as much as you.
11:08Do you want to introduce us to your friend?
11:12Eric Terrasse.
11:13Catherine Lambert.
11:15Hello.
11:16Yes, sorry, Eric is a very, very talented photographer.
11:19He just did a great job for the agency.
11:21Antoine is the owner of the house in Lavaux.
11:23A historic client, you should know.
11:25I know, yes.
11:26Le Parfum.
11:28Exactly.
11:30I hope we'll have the opportunity to work together soon, then.
11:34It would be an honor.
11:35It would be an honor.
11:38Bon.
11:39Bon repas.
11:40Merci.
11:41Bonne journée.
11:46I'm very sorry if that was awkward,
11:48but I just like to keep my personal life private around clients.
11:52I understand.
11:55And I'm sure your friends are very lovely,
11:57but I don't think I can make lunch tomorrow.
11:59Why?
12:01I love it just you and me.
12:02Let's not get the world involved.
12:05So you want me as your secret lover?
12:08Well, that sounds hot.
12:10Not to me.
12:14Why don't you just enjoy your friend's party and come over after?
12:16We can spend the night together.
12:18Yeah, I'm not sure that's going to work for me.
12:20I have a lot of work to catch up on tomorrow.
12:29Oh, okay, that looks great.
12:31Yes, right there. That looks great.
12:32I just need a moment to set up.
12:34Of course.
12:42I have a very special way of opening the bottle.
12:46Great. I can't wait to see.
12:49What are you smiling about?
12:51Oh, it's just this British guy that I'm kind of dating from my French class.
12:54Emily, why didn't you tell me?
12:57Let me see him.
12:59Oh my God, he's so hot.
13:01And he's pretty sweet and funny too.
13:03I'm happy for you.
13:05I'm ready.
13:06Okay.
13:07All right, Gerard, let's see it.
13:09Timothée, my sword.
13:11My dad, he goes to this all day.
13:13Loves it.
13:16Wow, I love it.
13:18Okay, so can we now do one where you say,
13:21Je suis le champere, and this is how I pop my top,
13:24and then you do the thing with the sword.
13:25Okay, Timothée, another bottle.
13:29Okay, and action.
13:32Action.
13:33Je suis le champere, and this is how I pop my top.
13:42Oh, damn.
13:44I'm sorry, it wasn't recording.
13:47Timothée?
13:48Don't worry about it.
13:49He can do this all day long.
13:53Okay, I am definitely recording now.
13:56Je suis le champere, and this is how I pop my top.
14:02Timothée, my finger.
14:12Emily, help me find the finger.
14:20It's there, I see it.
14:26Take this and come with us.
14:28We need to get him to the hospital.
14:31Go.
14:39He's very lucky, just the tip.
14:41Quickly to the hospital, I'll show you where.
14:43I'm driving?
14:44Yes, please.
14:49It's a stick.
14:51I've only driven one in high school,
14:53and it was my boyfriend's car,
14:54and I never really got the hang of it.
14:55Yeah, okay, please, go, Emily.
14:57Well, turn the key.
14:58Okay, okay.
14:59Go, go.
15:09Chef, I just want to show you something.
15:12I just saw a very weird story on Instagram.
15:14Isn't that your friend's family?
15:19Thank you, Tim.
15:20I'll tell Mom.
15:21Kisses.
15:23Mom?
15:24Mom?
15:29Is that you, Timothée?
15:31Dad's fine.
15:33I'm relieved.
15:35I was sure something would happen to him.
15:37He never listens to anything your father says.
15:38I'm just glad he's okay.
15:45Hello?
15:46Louise, it's Gabriel.
15:47I just found out about Gérard.
15:48How's he doing?
15:51He's at the hospital, Gabriel.
15:53It's really not very smart of Emily
15:55to make him do something so dangerous.
15:57Tell him I'm thinking of him.
15:59Why don't you tell him yourself?
16:02He'd be really happy to see you.
16:05I'll see what I can do.
16:06Great!
16:07See you for dinner.
16:12Raphael, I'll leave you the keys, okay?
16:15I'll leave you the kitchen tonight.
16:16I have to go.
16:24Come on.
16:44And this is how I pop my top.
16:53Episode 2
17:08You missed me.
17:09My man.
17:16Darling, you missed me.
17:17It's normal.
17:19No!
17:20I'm sure it's okay.
17:21I'm sorry, I guess I slept through dinner.
17:24No, it's okay.
17:25I just didn't want to wake you.
17:26But look who's here.
17:27I suppose by the accident.
17:28It was nothing.
17:29Just the tip of my finger.
17:30It happens to chefs all the time.
17:31But Louise said...
17:32It doesn't matter.
17:33It's just nice that you're here.
17:34Emily, please have a seat.
17:35I'll get you some dinner if these men haven't finished it all.
17:36No, no, it's fine.
17:37I'll get it.
17:38Emily!
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18:06Emily!
18:07Next time, let's put the neck of the bottle in a guillotine.
18:08You can be the executioner.
18:09Yes?
18:10It's Gaby.
18:11What a day.
18:12It's so nice that Gabriel came down.
18:20He was so worried.
18:21I'm sure he was.
18:22So, tell me about your gorgeous new man.
18:26When do I get to meet him?
18:28Soon.
18:29It just happens so quickly and unexpectedly.
18:31Well, it's always the best way.
18:34Siki?
18:39Here you both are.
18:41Here we are.
18:45It's Emily's room, so were you looking for both of us?
18:49Yeah, to say goodnight.
18:52Oh.
18:53Join us.
18:56I seriously cannot believe your dad cut his thumb off.
18:58Oh, I can.
19:00You know how long he's been doing that trick?
19:02Of course he was going to catch up with him sometime.
19:04Yeah, and under my watch.
19:06Lucky me.
19:07There was so much blood, it hit me in the face.
19:09No.
19:10Yes, and Camille fainted.
19:12You know me.
19:13I can stand the sigh of blood anyway.
19:17Thank you for coming.
19:18It means a lot to all of us.
19:21Well, I was worried.
19:22You know how much I care about your family.
19:25And they care about you, Gabriel.
19:27I hope you know that.
19:28I do.
19:30It's also so nice to be back in this house.
19:32I always sleep so well here.
19:35Well, maybe it has something to do with who you were sleeping with.
19:39Let's see how you do alone.
19:42Yeah.
19:43Well, I think I'm going to get some sleep.
19:46Okay.
19:48Good night, you two.
19:55Yeah, this is actually my room.
19:57Yep.
20:01Good night.
20:16Oui.
20:38I could give a flying fuck how silly I look to you.
20:46Good night.
21:17Sorry I'm late.
21:21No, you're just in time.
21:24Everyone, this is Sylvie.
21:26Hello.
21:27Mr. Ismail.
21:28I'm Juliana.
21:29I'm so happy you could make it.
21:30Oh, thank you.
21:31Congratulations on your engagement.
21:34Please, sit here.
21:35And I'll find another chair.
21:37Oh, traffic.
21:39This is terrible.
21:40May I take your order?
21:41I'll have the salmon.
21:43May I take your order?
21:44I'll have the salmon.
21:46And what will your son be having for lunch?
21:53My son will be having me.
22:13So, defend yourselves.
22:44Are you sure you want to go now?
22:46We can give you a right lighthouse, Gabrielle, if you want.
22:49No, that's okay.
22:50I'd rather take the train now and get home as soon as possible.
22:52To, you know, think of a new Champere campaign.
22:55All right.
22:56Let me get that.
22:57Thanks.
23:01Please tell your father I hope he feels better.
23:03Yeah, I will.
23:04Sorry.
23:09Bye-bye.
23:11Bye-bye, Emily.
23:14Bye-bye.
23:33You're leaving?
23:34Yeah.
23:37It was so nice to see you again.
23:40But I've been thinking, it's maybe time for us to move on.
23:45Yeah, I think that's probably for the best.
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