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00:00You
00:30Oh, no.
00:52She knows, right?
00:54Knows what, though?
00:55I mean, what did you really do?
00:56I've now kissed him twice.
00:57First one doesn't count.
00:58I'm more than made up for it.
01:00So don't do it again?
01:01It's not that easy.
01:02Every time we're in the same room, it's all we can think about.
01:05It's like a fog sets in with him and neither of us can see straight.
01:08You can't punish people for their thoughts.
01:11I'm from China.
01:12We've tried.
01:13I think I should just move.
01:15I feel so guilty.
01:16I like Kami so much.
01:17If she knows, she probably just wants to get it out in the open.
01:20Just go to lunch and maybe avoid anywhere with steak knives.
01:23What?
01:24Sushi safe.
01:25Or anywhere that's Asian.
01:26Although if she's mad enough, a chopstick can punch your skin.
01:28Don't ask how I know that.
01:29Can we hang this weekend?
01:31I need to not be home.
01:33My friend Lee and her five bridesmaids are in town, wedding dress shopping.
01:36Oh, that sounds fun.
01:38Yeah.
01:39Wait, why won't a weekend with your girlfriends be fun?
01:41Oh, they're always fun.
01:42But their heads would explode if they knew I was a nanny.
01:44Well, they're your friends and I'm sure they'll understand.
01:48Maybe you should just tell them.
01:49Maybe you should just tell Kami you're obsessed with her boyfriend.
01:52Sorry.
01:53We're going clubbing tonight.
01:55Please come.
01:56I need a witness to my fake life.
01:58Well, text me details for tonight.
02:02I have to plan lunch with my executioner.
02:08I have something a bit awkward to ask you.
02:14I talked to Gabriel about it.
02:16Oh, what did he say?
02:18He said I shouldn't bring it up.
02:20Well, then maybe you shouldn't.
02:23Well, I need you to be honest.
02:26Okay.
02:27Uh, just say whatever it is that you need to.
02:34Would Savoir be interested in taking on my family's champagne house as a client?
02:38I know we're probably smaller than your usual clients, but ...
02:41Oh my God.
02:42Yes.
02:43Of course.
02:44Yes.
02:45So, my brother and I finally got Maman to meet with a firm, but it's her family's company,
02:52so she's so protective.
02:53But since we're friends ...
02:55We are.
02:56We are.
02:57We're totally friends.
02:58So, come to the chateau with me this weekend.
03:02I'd love her to meet you and hear any ideas you have.
03:05Otherwise, I will have to drive down all alone.
03:07Oh, Gabriel's not coming with you?
03:09No, he has to work.
03:11And also, he's still upset that I asked Maman for the loan of his restaurant.
03:14I thought that he didn't want you to.
03:16He never wants help, especially when he needs it.
03:19He's stubborn.
03:20I mean, I do get it.
03:21He wants to build something of his own.
03:24Just don't let me talk about him all weekend.
03:28To the chateau.
03:29You're welcome, yes?
03:30Okay.
03:31Yeah.
03:32I can pitch it to Savoir this afternoon.
03:34Fantastic.
03:35Thanks.
03:36I've never heard of them.
03:43Can they afford us?
03:46What was the revenue last year?
03:47I'm not sure.
03:48The market is very saturated.
03:51What's the brand identity?
03:52I don't know.
03:53Do you know anything about them?
03:56My friend's parents own it, and she asked me to consider them as a client.
04:00How are your friends with Champagne Heiress?
04:01She's dating my friend.
04:03My neighbor.
04:04Oh, the one you went home with from the four-tier party.
04:06I didn't go home with him.
04:08The chef from the Zimmergener.
04:09Ah, Emily's boyfriend, no?
04:11Nah, she just has a crush on him.
04:12I didn't say that.
04:13You didn't have to.
04:14So now you're going home with his girlfriend to meet her family.
04:18I'm just meeting with a potential client.
04:21I can just tell her that Savoir isn't interested.
04:23So you're going to let your sex life determine business decisions?
04:25We never had sex!
04:28Well, maybe you should.
04:29You're so tense.
04:32J-Class!
04:37Never got, never got, fun, never got!
04:40No cheap champagne!
04:44Woo!
04:45Ooh, your friends are wild.
04:47Maybe too wild.
04:48Here, you should drink some more water.
04:49Water?
04:50We're in Paris, bitch.
04:52Oh, oh God, oh God.
04:54Oh, Shay?
04:55Okay, okay.
04:56Well, I guess you'll get to know Shay a little bit more later.
04:59But this is Leigh.
05:00I cannot believe you came all the way to Paris.
05:03Well, you wouldn't come to Shanghai, so we had to bring Shanghai to you.
05:07And this is Leigh, the bride.
05:09The bride and her best friend.
05:12Oh, Leigh!
05:13Leigh!
05:14Leigh!
05:15Leigh, Leigh.
05:16Right.
05:17Oh, no, she's told me so much about you.
05:18In fact, I feel like I know you.
05:20That's so nice to hear.
05:22You know what she hasn't told me?
05:24Anything about her life in Paris.
05:27Okay, yeah.
05:28Yeah.
05:29Oh, um, are we getting more champagne?
05:32We are.
05:33Excuse me.
05:37I will serve.
05:43Wait, we don't get to drink it?
05:44It's so expensive.
05:45Relax, they'll buy more.
05:47I hate this!
05:51I overpacked.
05:52I've only been to one winery in Wisconsin, and I had a paintball course.
05:56I wasn't sure about the dress code.
05:58I wanted to look professional, but casual.
06:00You're not going on a business trip.
06:02You're coming home with a girlfriend.
06:04We can all squeeze in front.
06:05We all?
06:07Oh.
06:08Uh, Gabriel's coming.
06:10Yay.
06:11He finally got a weekend off.
06:13Hi, haven't seen you in a while.
06:15Squeeze in.
06:16It's a little bit tight, but it's only for a few hours.
06:21Here.
06:22Yeah.
06:33Everybody okay?
06:35I'm fine.
06:36Totally great.
06:38and I can't feel anything.
06:52So what else should I know?
06:54Why didn't your mom like the other firms?
06:56She hates outsiders.
06:58That's not true.
06:59She's going to love you, and so is my brother.
07:02What are you doing?
07:04Ignore him.
07:06My brother's finishing business school.
07:08Mama wants us to take over the vineyard one day.
07:11He might join us this weekend.
07:13I think you will like him.
07:14Oh, yeah?
07:15Did you get Mama's approval?
07:16Will she allow it?
07:17She tried to fund your restaurant.
07:18You wouldn't allow it, so be nice to her this weekend.
07:21They adore him, Emily.
07:23You will see.
07:24Oh, yeah?
07:25You will see.
07:31Hello.
07:37Bonjour.
07:39Thank you so much for having me.
07:40Yes.
07:51Oh, this chateau is so beautiful.
07:53I'd love a tour.
07:55We don't give tours of the chateau.
07:57We live here.
07:59It's an American cuisine to show.
08:01Really?
08:02We won't show our trash either.
08:04But if you'd like a vineyard tour, there's one in 30 minutes.
08:07Just follow the road signs.
08:09Come on, honey.
08:10I'll show you something in the office.
08:11Oh, did I just catch Bureau?
08:13Does your mother want to talk business now?
08:14Oh, no, we have all weekend for that.
08:16Don't worry.
08:17Um, show her around.
08:19Maybe the pool?
08:20Yeah.
08:22Come on.
08:23I'll take care.
08:24Oh, I can find it.
08:32Bonjour.
08:35Oh, my God.
08:36Um, hi.
08:38I forgot you don't speak French.
08:40My name is Gérard.
08:41Le père du champagne.
08:43Le champ père.
08:47You see?
08:48Because in French, père means...
08:49Father.
08:50Yep, I got it.
08:51I remember that one.
08:54No.
08:55No, uh, I mean, no, merci.
08:57Um, I'm just looking for my room.
08:59Oh, okay.
09:00Of course.
09:01I'm going to show you.
09:03I'll just give you a minute, okay?
09:08So, did you meet Gérard?
09:10Yeah.
09:11Thanks for the heads up.
09:12Gabriel!
09:13Gérard.
09:14Bienvenue.
09:15Can I get you a glass?
09:17Maybe when I return.
09:18Louise is sending us to the market.
09:20She's seducing us with another of your delicious meals.
09:26Emily, have you tested this man's cock over?
09:29I definitely have not.
09:31I tell you, when it hit my lips, I was ready to propose to him.
09:36We should get going to the market.
09:38Yeah, yeah, yeah.
09:39Okay, okay.
09:40Do as my wife says.
09:41She's in charge.
09:42Take the bikes.
09:43It's a beautiful day for a ride.
09:47Great.
09:48Great.
09:49I think I'm going to go on the tour.
09:56Sample some product.
09:57Oh, there's plenty of champagne in the house.
09:59We can have a glass before we go.
10:00Well, I want the full experience.
10:01I came here to work.
10:02You're not coming with me?
10:04On a romantic bike ride to a picturesque country market?
10:06Great idea.
10:07Why don't we just do it in the barn?
10:09Oh, they don't have a barn here.
10:10The wine cellar is pretty nice, though.
10:13I'm joking.
10:14I'm not laughing.
10:15You've been avoiding me for a week, and now this.
10:17It's just a farmer's market.
10:19You think we cannot keep our hands off each other for an hour?
10:21I think I like the odds better when my hands are somewhere else.
10:24I think you're overreacting.
10:25We can be friends.
10:26I feel like we've made it pretty clear that we can't just be friends.
10:28But we live on top of each other.
10:30You're proving my point.
10:31So what?
10:32We just stop speaking?
10:33What do we tell Camille?
10:34We don't tell Camille anything.
10:35We just have to be friendly.
10:36But not friends.
10:37Yes.
10:38Can you make me a list of rules?
10:39Because it's a little complicated.
10:40Okay, fine.
10:41I'll make it easy.
10:42You go to the market.
10:43I'll go on the tour.
10:44And everybody keeps their hands to themselves.
11:15And that brings us to the subtlest step in the whole process.
11:19Le remuage.
11:20Each bottle is turned a tiny bit each day, like this,
11:22to collect in the neck the dead yeast cells.
11:25A professional remuer can handle tens of thousands of bottles in a single day.
11:30It is a delicate and precise skill.
11:33Who wants to try?
11:35Mademoiselle, how about you?
11:37What? Me? No.
11:39No, no, no, merci.
11:40Une américaine en plus, c'est parfait, ça.
11:42Please come.
11:43On the contrary, I won't embarrass you in front of the British.
11:46Just kidding.
11:47Everybody take a rack, please.
11:49So we'll make a game.
11:50And first one to turn all the bottles one quarter turn wins.
11:54Are you ready?
11:55Ready, set, go.
12:09Yes!
12:11Congratulations, américaine.
12:12You just won the first taste.
12:14Everybody will have one, of course.
12:16And à la reine des remueuses.
12:19À la reine des remueuses.
12:23I think you're just supposed to taste it, dear.
12:25Oh, whoops.
12:27No, it's okay.
12:28We'll continue to the tasting room, please.
12:32This way.
12:34Sorry.
12:35No, you paid for the tour.
12:36Actually, I didn't.
12:37My friend's family owns the place.
12:39Oh, you're my sister's friend?
12:41Emily, you're Camille's brother.
12:44Oui, I am Timothée.
12:46So you're going to run all this one day.
12:48Maybe someday, yes.
12:50I've been working weekends here since I finished college.
12:52Looks like it's going to be in good hands.
12:55Not fast hands, but...
12:57Okay, I see.
12:58Oh, please, have more.
12:59You know, the bottle costs just the same whether you drink it or not.
13:02And if you'd like a refill at any time,
13:05just tap me on the shoulder.
13:12Et voilà .
13:13It's a good day at the market.
13:15Wow.
13:17It looks spectacular.
13:19Emily, you must taste this aubergine.
13:22Aubergine?
13:24My eggplant.
13:26Oh, I'm allergic, so probably best not.
13:29Beautiful job, Gabriel.
13:32Bon appétit, everyone.
13:37Wow, this chicken's...
13:39I told you, his cock is the best.
13:42It really is delicious.
13:44It's so juicy.
13:46Well, since you didn't get to try my eggplant,
13:48at least you're enjoying my cock.
13:51I'm going to have some more champagne.
13:53Gérard, c'est à la suite.
13:54No, I can pour it. It's fine.
13:56Women are not supposed to touch the bottle at the dinner table.
13:59I know.
14:00It's silly.
14:03And it's old-fashioned.
14:05But so is my mother.
14:07Put my food under the table when you'd like a refill.
14:09How was the tour, dear?
14:10Fine.
14:11We went through more product than usual,
14:13so the guests were very thirsty today.
14:15Louise, your champagne is so special.
14:17I'm glad I got to really appreciate it.
14:20Good.
14:21Yes, she certainly appreciated it.
14:23The point is that I have some marketing strategies
14:25that I would love to discuss.
14:27The other thing we don't do at the dinner table
14:29is talk business.
14:31Maman has so many rules.
14:33Oh, rules are good.
14:34I like rules.
14:35They force us to behave.
14:39Two rules.
14:42Sure, yeah.
14:43Two rules.
14:44Two rules.
14:45No.
14:46Two rules.
14:47Gabriel, dinner is amazing.
14:50Agreed.
14:51He really should have his own restaurant, shouldn't he?
14:53Maman?
14:54Well, that's the goal, someday.
14:56Of course.
14:57Just not with our help.
14:59It was a very generous offer, but one I can't accept.
15:03Gabriel, when a woman wants to take care of you,
15:07you let her.
15:08Look at me.
15:09Have you met a happier man?
15:13I have to take in the soufflé.
15:16Excuse me.
15:20Leave him alone.
15:21Okay, okay.
15:23Timothy, would you mind getting a picture of us?
15:28Drinking champagne and champagne.
15:58I thought the itinerary said we were doing the Peninsula tonight.
16:10Change of plans.
16:11There's a performer we have to see.
16:13It's kind of the reason we came to Paris.
16:16And now, on our legendary stage, we have a special guest.
16:21A fallen idol from Shanghai who has come to Paris
16:25to rise from the ashes.
16:30F*** me, I would love to, but I haven't sung in forever.
16:33I've been so busy with business school, so I...
16:35Oh, my God.
16:36We know you're not in business school.
16:38And we know that you're a nanny.
16:41And that your parents cut you off.
16:44Why didn't you say anything?
16:46Bitch, why didn't you say anything?
16:48I don't know.
16:49I guess I thought you wouldn't understand.
16:51Mindy, the only thing I don't understand
16:53is why you are in Paris and not singing.
16:56You've been wanting to be a singer since we were kids.
16:59Lee, I would love to.
17:01Good.
17:02Because Shay paid a ton of money for the stage time.
17:04What?
17:05You'll thank me later.
17:06What song?
17:07You know what song.
17:09No, no, no.
17:10I butchered that on Popstorm.
17:11Then do it right this time.
17:14Please welcome Mindy Shay.
17:18Hey, hey, hey!
17:19Not a cop, not a cop, not a cop!
17:21Bus, not a cop, not a cop!
17:23No singing, singing!
17:24Bitch!
17:29Bonsoir.
17:37I actually really don't want to.
17:40What are you going to do with Mindy?
17:48Oh, my God!
18:19Oh, my God!
18:20Oh, my God!
18:21Oh, my God!
18:22Oh, my God!
18:23Oh, my God!
18:24Oh, my God!
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18:42Oh, my God!
18:43Oh, my God!
18:44Oh, my God!
18:45Oh, my God!
18:46Oh, my God!
18:48CHEERING
19:15SCREAMING
19:17I wondered where you were hiding.
19:28Not hiding, just couldn't sleep.
19:31Because you heard everyone fighting in the rooms?
19:33Would you like a coupe?
19:36Okay, maybe I'm hiding.
19:39A little.
19:40I have a motorbike.
19:43Should we run away?
19:45That's always a bad idea.
19:47No?
19:48You ran away from home, now you live in Paris.
19:51Not too bad.
19:52I didn't run away.
19:53I moved here for work.
19:55Oh.
19:56So they forced you to come to a country where you don't speak the language.
20:00That's a bad idea.
20:01No.
20:02I wanted to come, but I wasn't running.
20:06I had a nice job, a nice boyfriend, nice friends.
20:10It was...
20:11Oh my god, I ran away.
20:15It sounds so nice.
20:18It was, but everything was already laid out.
20:21I mean, there were no decisions left to make.
20:24Even wrong ones.
20:25I always knew what was going to happen.
20:29And now?
20:30And now, I know nothing.
20:33Everything is new and confusing and honestly, kind of scary.
20:41But you love it now?
20:44Oh, slower.
20:46Your soup has to savour it.
20:50Okay.
21:00Let me try again.
21:05I thought that champagne was supposed to be served in a flute.
21:08Yeah, flutes are a more practical choice.
21:12But coupes are sexier.
21:14They were modelled after Marie Antoinette's breasts.
21:18They are the ideal size and shape to deliver pleasure.
21:43Oh.
21:48Slower.
21:50Slower.
21:51You're supposed to savour it.
22:12Slower.
22:33Oh, shit.
22:37Hey!
22:38Emily!
22:40Bonjour.
22:41This is Theo.
22:42Nice to meet you, Emily.
22:44Camille told me wonderful things about you.
22:47Oh, do you work for the company?
22:49Oh, no, he's the brother I talked to you about.
22:53Um, but I thought that I met your brother yesterday on the tour and at dinner.
22:59Oh, Timothée?
23:00He's 17.
23:02But he said that he finished college.
23:06How could a 17-year-old be out of college?
23:08You're thinking of université in France is, uh, how do you say, junior high?
23:13That is meanlessly confusing.
23:15Bonjour, mon amérique.
23:18Oh.
23:20Sorry for that. I drank too hard.
23:22Oh, my God.
23:25You said that you wanted me to meet your brother, okay?
23:28And I didn't know. He was drinking a lot of champagne.
23:32Emily, come with me.
23:35Oh, shit.
23:42I didn't know.
24:02I need you to be honest with me.
24:07You and my son...
24:10I had no idea how young he was.
24:11Camille told me that she wanted me to meet her brother.
24:13And he was such an expert about champagne.
24:16Stop talking, please. I don't care about any of that.
24:19I need to know, is my son a good lover?
24:24I worry for my children's future.
24:27It's a mother's job.
24:28And my little boy...
24:30Oh, my God. Please tell me this wasn't his first time.
24:32Oh, dear. Did it seem that way?
24:34What? No. No, no, no.
24:37He was gentle and sweet.
24:39I'm sorry. Um, how much detail are you looking for here?
24:44His father finally passed down something helpful.
24:47My husband is a fantastic lover,
24:50but beyond that, he is as useless as the surplus of grapes.
24:53Thank you, Emily.
24:55I will call you a car to the train station.
24:58I imagine you want to run away from this bomb you exploded.
25:03Hold on.
25:06I came down here to pitch you Savoir,
25:08and you've dodged me all weekend.
25:11Okay.
25:15You know about the surplus?
25:17Mm-hmm.
25:18We need to find new buyers,
25:20or else pour it all down the drain.
25:24How do we do that?
25:30That's how.
25:32A bottle to sip and a bottle to spray.
25:35You make the same amount of money whether or not they drink it, yes?
25:38We could make your brand the official spray of Paris.
25:41Or anywhere, really.
25:44I can hear my grandmother rising from her grave to strangle me.
25:47You're worried about legacy.
25:49Understood. That's your job.
25:51How about we create a second label for the spray campaign?
25:54But what to call something so useless?
25:57What about Champere?
26:04I'll consider it.
26:06I'll consider it.
26:19Maman said she was really impressed with your presentation.
26:22Oh, the whole family was impressed.
26:26Camille, I'm so embarrassed.
26:29Don't be.
26:30I knew we'd get you into the family one way or another.
26:33I just didn't know it would be so quick.
26:35I promise, now that we're working together...
26:37No, Emily, it's really fine.
26:39I can't control you getting too bad with it.
26:41Is this going to be weird?
26:43No, we're all adults.
26:45Except for Timothée.
26:47Oh, grow up.
26:49But I'm already far too old for your taste.
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