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00:00You
00:02You
00:04You
00:30Hi Chicago, what time is it there?
00:33With the nausea the sore boobs and enough gas to launch a parade float. I can't sleep
00:38Well, this will give you something to dream about
00:41Huh?
00:42Where are you?
00:44Jogging on the Seine. Oh, it's gorgeous. You were living my life except for the jogging part
00:51How's Doug like it? Uh
00:53Doug
00:54Isn't actually coming. We're um, we're not together anymore. What?
00:59So you're single in Paris so single
01:07So far croissants, so how's the Paris office treating you? Oh, yeah
01:16Wonderful I'm gonna send the corporate Commandments from the Chicago office you can give them an idea of our best practices great
01:21I'm sure they'll love to hear those especially for me. Just a moment. Was it? Oh, yeah, no problem
01:28Oh
01:30Emily Emily, there's a man next to you is exposing himself
01:34Emily oh my god, pardon. Um, no, sorry. That's my bad. I you're peeing and that's a urinal. Um, au revoir team is here
01:43My journey
01:58Oh
02:22What
02:28Ah
02:41Madame madame the shower in my apartment just stopped working. Oh just like that. There's no more water
02:47Yes, you said I'd be a girl comes up. Oh, what kind of a look what a shower?
02:52Can you come see you can't pop up is it back or you poor you is there something you can do? Oh
03:00Hi, hi. Good morning. Um, can you please just tell her that the water cut off in my shower?
03:05I think I'll put it on some douche. Yeah, that's my damn near the fusible
03:10Okay, just look up a little bit. Okay. Just do she wants to know what you did
03:14Nothing. Nothing. I was minding my own shower business
03:18You know, the water is very unreliable in this building the plumbing is 500 years old
03:23Literally, I come on some fatty. Yeah, I don't think I like the problem. Why don't you just say?
03:29She'll call a plumber and in the meantime. Hey, I'm not on don't
03:33You be good. Yeah that one I got
03:48Amy jam cafe
03:53Jam let's take
03:56Jam was poor
04:00Jam let's go team
04:03Jam
04:06Hey, Jim, buddy
04:09Jim Murray
04:10Bye everyone. Good job
04:13Jacqueline
04:15Any advice on how to get an office full of French people to ma me
04:20You work in an office full of French people. We Wow
04:24Must be interesting. I'll tell you all about it
04:29Maybe we can go out and have a drink or something. Well, you're sure my rate outside class is 50 euros an hour. Oh
04:36Well, or maybe not as you want. Have a good week
04:45Bonjour Sylvie
04:48Jim those booties see
04:52Why are you smiling like that I'm just saying bonjour
04:56It's a beautiful day in Paris
04:58There's not so much to be happy about we have a big day
05:02Very important commercial shoot for the love and if you keep smiling like that people will think you're stupid
05:08Okay, I'll try to stop smiling
05:11Unless you're really happy
05:13Are you really happy?
05:15Well, I just split up with my boyfriend and the water in my shower this morning cut off due to some ancient plumbing issue
05:20So I had to wash my hair in the bidet
05:23but
05:25say lovey oh
05:28Well, perhaps you can post that on your little Instagram hashtag bad hair day
05:33Excuse me, what is this? I just received from you. Oh, it's just something I sent from the Chicago office our corporate commandments
05:40Oh, are you commanding us to do what thou shalt always maintain a positive attitude?
05:46Thou shalt be on time thou shalt praise in public and criticize in private thou shalt avoid workplace
05:53Romances and thou shalt remember that we are all a team and that thou shalt always be a part of the team
05:59Thou shalt avoid workplace romances and thou shalt remember that we are all a team and there is no I in team
06:05Well, the french word for team is a kip and there's an i in a kip. Let's not get caught up on vowels
06:11It's about all of us sharing a global vision
06:14You would like to destroy our french soul
06:20Well done emily
06:22You
06:27Look I want to be part of the solution not create problems. Well, then you should listen more and talk less
06:33This is a very important show. I'm just going to be getting some behind the scenes for social in the states
06:38I want to make sure that delore gets to more followers
06:42Well, you're stating the obvious that's what you're here for
06:45Antoine
06:50Nice to see you again
06:53Bonjour
06:54I am trey xct to be here
06:57xct
06:58really
06:59Um xct does not mean excited. It means horny
07:04Oh, well
07:06Not that then
07:07No, you'll have to excuse her. She washed her hair in the bidet this morning
07:15So
07:18Has sylvie told you a little bit about the shoot?
07:20No, she hasn't so we follow this elegant young woman walking to work and as she crosses the bridge
07:26She becomes every man's fantasy and desire
07:29our tagline is
07:31Dream of beauty. I feel like i'm dreaming right now. This view is magical
07:36It's so nice to see paris through fresh eyes
07:39Let's just make sure we don't see any tourists and cargo bags. Um, i'm just going to grab some content for social
07:45Uh bonjour, je suis emily from savoir
07:49I don't speak french
07:51Me either
07:52Um, okay good. Do you mind if I ask you a couple questions?
07:57Okay
07:58Where are you from?
07:59serbia
08:00And what is your dream of beauty private jet?
08:05Okay, excuse me. We're ready to shoot. Okay
08:12No pictures
08:15Oh merci beaucoup
08:27What do you think
08:31Uh, well I
08:33Didn't expect her to be naked
08:36She's not naked. She's wearing the perfume
08:39It's very sexy, you know
08:41sexy or sexist
08:43I I don't understand. How is this sexist? Well, whose dream is it? Anyway the the men or the woman?
08:51It's her dream, of course to be admired and desired by men, but it's the male gaze. Oh mon dieu. Yes
08:59The male gaze exactly. I I don't think american women will respond to this
09:04What is the problem?
09:06Explain this to me. I'm interested
09:13You
09:18Tell me
09:20What is wrong with the male gaze?
09:23The men are objectifying her they have the power
09:26No, she has the power because she's beautiful and she's naked which gives her more power. Maybe in her dream. She's wearing clothes
09:34It's surrealism
09:36It's a long tradition in france
09:39Yeah, she has no references i'm worried it won't translate in the states
09:43In today's climate it it could come off as politically incorrect
09:47politically incorrect
09:49Is this a me too?
09:52Excuse me. That's what they call it here. How's your pig? So, you know what I mean, right?
09:58I'm a woman. I'm not a feminist
10:01But regardless it's her dream to walk naked across the poor alexandre trois and have men want her
10:07Maybe it's not your dream emily, but that's her dream. We just need to be sensitive to the way women are thinking now
10:14I want to protect your brand and we need to protect ourselves from the morality police
10:20Desire does not mean lack of respect. In fact quite the opposite. It is a sign of respect
10:26There is no bigger compliment
10:29I'm sure you've experienced this look of a desire from a man
10:33On occasion. Yes, so you agree for her. It is a sexy dream
10:38It's open to interpretation
10:46Is this what you mean when you say you want to be part of the solution
10:58Yeah
11:05No, what do you mean no impossible, but why impossible
11:23Hi, can you come talk to my plumber it's an emergency good morning gabriel. How are you today?
11:28Good morning gabriel. How are you today? I sleep. Thank you for asking
11:31I was having a very nice dream and this american girl banged on my door and woke me up
11:36Or maybe i'm still dreaming. Uh, you're not still dreaming. You're wide awake. Don't let him leave until he fixes my shower
11:58Coffee
12:04What did he say he would like some coffee and the croissant
12:19What did he say
12:20Oh, uh, we were just talking about where we both were when the friends won the world cup
12:25Honestly, you couldn't walk down the street that day. Okay. What about the shower? He needs a part
12:31But it's not ordinary so it could take a few days
12:34or a few weeks
12:35depending
12:40Okay, what do I do until then use mine
12:54Mm-hmm
12:58Merci for the shower la douche what the shower is la douche. Oh
13:05well
13:06I had a wonderful
13:08douche
13:17So how to invite somebody to a party yes
13:24Yeah
13:48And it went like
13:54So
13:59You cost us time and money on the shoot yesterday with your questions, of course sylvie
14:04Antoine's coming in this afternoon to show us the film. I suggest you stay quiet. Did you really not agree with me?
14:09Just a little
14:12I don't take such a simplistic view of men and women
14:15That's very american. That's literally why i'm here to bring an american point of view. You're more like the prude police
14:22I'm, just trying to imagine a social campaign that doesn't seem tone deaf to the cultural moment
14:27Honestly, i'm only worried about antoine. Why don't you leave antoine to me?
14:52Do you have any idea I put this on my desk it wasn't me mine doesn't bend like that
15:02I'm going out to lunch a long lunch with wine. It's 11 a.m. Well sylvie
15:12Thou shalt always maintain a positive attitude
15:14Thou shalt avoid workplace romances. You told french people this no wonder they hate you
15:20Oh, not just this they disagree with everything. I say that's the french way. They're
15:25Very disagreeable, but i'm an agreeable person people like me
15:29That's my strength and here they just want to slap you exactly. I know I I can't believe i'm drinking before noon
15:36It's okay. This is sans serre. It's a breakfast wine, you know, I mean even in french class this morning
15:40I didn't get invited to jean jack's party. Uh, what an asshole. No, I mean don't don't worry
15:44He's not real but you know, you know what the duponts are going to their country house this weekend
15:50I'm gonna throw you a dinner party at their apartment
15:52Will they mind not that they don't know? Oh, and you can invite sylvie. I can cook. Don't worry. I'll take care of everything
16:20Oh
16:34So, what do we think sexy or sexist, uh-huh definitely sexy i'm asking emily
16:42It it doesn't matter what I think it matters what your customer thinks
16:46So why not let them make up their own minds put the commercial on twitter with a poll sexy or sexist
16:52get a conversation going let the world decide and
16:56Make it part of your campaign
16:58sexy or sexist
17:00Or maybe both
17:03It's a little controversial
17:08I like it
17:11Oh, finally emily a reason to smile
17:22We another suggestion no an invitation
17:27A friend is having a dinner for me and sorry i'm busy
17:31I didn't tell you when it is. Oh, whoops
17:35So
17:37Look I know you haven't warmed up to me yet, but I promise you will if you get to know me
17:42I don't want to get to know you
17:44Okay, fine fine
17:50Can I just ask why
17:54Look
17:55You come to paris
17:57You walk into my office
17:59You don't even bother to learn the language you treat the city like it's your amusement park and after a year of food sex wine
18:06And maybe some culture
18:09You'll go back from where you came
18:12So perhaps we'll work together but no we won't be friends
18:21It's tonight at eight i'll email you the address
18:29Foreign
18:43Amazing everyone everyone everyone. This is emily. I thought you said it was just a few people. It's no bother. Emily
18:59Louise oh, you know what just get a drink. I'll be right back
19:04So hi, hi, how do you like furry?
19:29Foreign
19:44Oh, sorry, i'm the american girl. Oh emily fabien
19:53Very beautiful no
20:00And you coming from chicago
20:04Visiting paris working a job. Yeah
20:11And you try yes, um
20:19Ah artiste
20:21No
20:24I'm, sorry for my english. No, i'm sorry for my french
20:30I like your smile
20:41Tattoo
20:56Cobblestone
21:00I like
21:02oysters
21:06And I like
21:10My lips
21:14Your eyes
21:23My neck
21:29Foreign
21:33And I like american pussy
21:37Excuse me
21:38like american pussy
21:40And i'd really like to go home now
21:43alone
22:00Foreign
22:07Are you looking for my douche
22:10What i'm really looking for is a drink and a friendly face to talk to
22:18So, how'd you like terry so far
22:20Why does everyone keep asking me that question?
22:23It's not mine
22:25Okay, here's my answer I like paris, but i'm not really sure paris likes me and maybe that's okay
22:31I've spent my entire life wanting to be liked. That's a pretty miserable goal
22:36exactly
22:37so
22:39I'm gonna give up trying. Well, there's just one problem. What's that?
22:44I like you
22:55Me
23:01Hi madeline, don't you ever sleep? No, I don't I just want to let you know that your social impressions are up 200
23:07Since that twitter poll went live buzzfeed and jezebel linked to it in the states fantastic
23:12But a lot of people don't like it. Did you send me over here to increase brand visibility or be liked honey?
23:17I think you can do both. Look now that you're single. Why don't you go find some of that french d?
23:22Hey, actually i'm on the hunt for one right now
23:33I believe you have an expression let the meat cake
23:43Merci
23:52So
24:07We have a meeting for the renault account
24:11Exactly five minutes ago. I'll be right there
24:15Who's that from nobody just a friend
24:22Foreign
24:52So
25:22You
25:52You
26:22You