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00:00It's really huge and tacky, and it has a big face on it.
00:27I'm your driver.
00:57Where are you?
00:58It's fine.
00:59He said I could even keep the hotel room.
01:00So you're in Saint-Tropez by yourself?
01:02Well, yeah, but I'm just going to take the first train back as soon as I can find the
01:06driver with my bag.
01:07Oh, oh, there he is.
01:08Um, I'll just see you back in Paris, okay?
01:11Get in the car.
01:12What?
01:13I'm coming down there.
01:14No!
01:15I mean, you don't have to do that.
01:17You already have a free hotel room, and Saint-Tropez is a perfect place for two single women.
01:22Let's have fun?
01:23Camille, wait!
01:24Fix me where you're staying.
01:25Bye!
01:26Bye.
01:27Ah.
01:28Hello.
01:29Good morning!
01:30Uh, I need you to come down to Saint-Tropez.
01:35I'm sorry, I'm not into three ways with friends.
01:56I'm not here with Mathieu.
01:57Camille is on her way down.
01:59Wait, what's going on?
02:01Bottom line, Mathieu left me at the station.
02:04Details are not important.
02:05What is important though,
02:06is I don't wanna be alone in Saint-Tropez with Camille.
02:09Okay, I'm terrified that I'm gonna blurt out
02:11I slept with your boyfriend at brunch.
02:13I told you, I am not into three ways with friends.
02:18All I want is for Gabrielle and Camille
02:20to get back together, okay?
02:22But I just need your help.
02:24Please come.
02:26Okay, I'll call Camille and see if I can get on her flight.
02:28Yes!
02:29Okay, thank you.
02:30I'll see you soon.
02:31I love you, see you later, bye.
02:33Bye.
02:34Bye.
02:35Bye.
02:35Bye.
02:36Bye.
02:37Bye.
02:38Bye.
02:39Bye.
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02:46Bye.
02:47Bye.
02:48Bye.
02:49Bye.
02:50Bye.
02:50Bye.
02:51Bye.
02:52Merci.
02:56Pierre Cadot, exactly what is the story here?
02:59I must, must, must know.
03:02Oh my God, Mr. Dupree, Emily Cooper.
03:05I'm such a big fan.
03:08So very many are.
03:09I work at Savoir, Pierre's marketing firm.
03:12It's a collab we're considering with Ramoa.
03:14It's divine.
03:16You must take a photo of me with it.
03:19Must, must, must, Pierre will die.
03:21You know Pierre?
03:23No, I pet.
03:25We spent nearly a decade together in that atelier.
03:27Chain smoking with our seamstresses,
03:29hand beating Tilda's jumpsuits for La Croissette.
03:33It was a time.
03:34Well, I mean, I guess it could be good for brand engagement.
03:37Oui, oui, oui.
03:38And I will post it for the whole world to see.
03:42Come, let me sprawl.
03:45Les lunettes.
03:48Bonjour Pierre.
03:50Oh, super sass.
03:53Yes, yes.
03:55Come.
04:18Do you, do you, do you sell for pet?
04:21Do you, do you, do you sell for pet?
04:24Doo-loo, doo-loo, doo-loo, Saint-Tropez
04:27Et qu'on retient les pieds à Saint-Tropez
04:30Tous les garçons sont beaux à Saint-Tropez
04:33Toutes les filles sont belles, belles à Tropez
04:36Au rendez-vous d'amour de Saint-Tropez
04:40On court dans le vent
04:42On sourit le soleil
04:44On brûle ses vingt ans
04:47Doo-loo, doo-loo, doo-loo, Saint-Tropez
04:50Doo-loo, doo-loo, doo-loo, Saint-Tropez
04:53Bonjour, Monsieur Cadeau. Did you see it?
04:56You have to take that photo down now.
04:59Why? It's doing great numbers.
05:01But on Gregory's Instagram.
05:03Why are you whispering his name?
05:05Are you really that clueless?
05:07Make it go away before Pierre has a stroke.
05:12Oh.
05:13Hey. Hey, Julien.
05:15Why is Gregory Elliott Dupree sitting on Pierre's face
05:18and why are you reposting it?
05:19Why is everybody freaking out?
05:21A celebrity liked the bag.
05:23Paris Match even picked it up.
05:24Okay, this is good.
05:26This is a nightmare. Gregory is Pierre's nemesis.
05:29What? Oh, my God.
05:30Maybe I should DM Gregory.
05:32I just got off the phone with Mathieu.
05:33No, don't do anything.
05:34It's illegal to work on weekend in France.
05:36Okay, well, now you're just being dramatic.
05:52Hi, Millie. Bonjour. Ca va?
05:54Hi. I'm in Saint-Tropez
05:56and I want to stop by that club
05:57we sent a couple of cases to Jean-Pierre to.
05:59What was it called?
06:00No, you know, we are not allowed
06:02to answer work calls on weekends.
06:04At Savoir?
06:05No, in France.
06:06That's absurd.
06:07That's the law.
06:08Okay, well, what was it called?
06:10Florian D.?
06:12No, Laurent G.
06:14But, Millie, you go to Saint-Tropez
06:16to party, not to work.
06:18It's like going to Ibiza to do your taxes.
06:20Well, why can't I do both?
06:22Look, I'm already here, okay?
06:24Not stopping by would be ridiculous.
06:26No, Millie, wait.
06:27Millie!
06:32Excusez-moi.
06:37Où est ma chambre-père sur le menu?
06:39Ah, c'est marqué là .
06:41Regardez.
06:42Ah, c'est marqué là .
06:43Regardez.
06:44Ah, c'est marqué là .
06:45Regardez.
06:46Champagne?
06:47No, chambre-père.
06:49Is there a problem?
06:51Are you the manager?
06:52I am Laurent.
06:53Oh, my God!
06:54Laurent G.
06:55Oh, God, it's so nice to meet you.
06:57I'm Emily C. from Savoir.
06:59You work at Savoir?
07:00Yes.
07:01And I was just trying to get
07:02a bottle of the chambre-père we sent you,
07:03but it's not even on the menu.
07:10Who sent you here?
07:11No one.
07:12I just happened to be in town
07:13and I thought that I'd come by
07:14and see how the chambre-père
07:15promotion was going.
07:16Enchanté.
07:17Vous parlez français?
07:18Je prends, mais slowly.
07:21American at Savoir.
07:23How interesting.
07:24Oh, yes.
07:25Well, it definitely has been.
07:27So I'm actually in town
07:28with the chambre-père client
07:29and I'd love to bring her here
07:30and see how you're promoting the brand.
07:32I'm sorry.
07:33We are very full tonight.
07:34But you're welcome to stand at the bar.
07:37Chambre-père.
07:41No.
07:42No, no, you're supposed to spray it,
07:43not drink it.
07:45Well, that explains the taste.
07:49May I give a tutorial to your staff
07:51on how to present the product?
07:54By all means.
07:55I'll leave you to your work.
07:58Okay.
08:00I need your help.
08:01Okay.
08:04Comme ça, okay?
08:05Comme ça.
08:06Okay.
08:07And then film it.
08:08Okay.
08:10Hold on.
08:11Back, back, back.
08:13Okay.
08:14Spray away!
08:34Sylvie.
08:37Yeah.
08:39Merci beaucoup.
08:41Wow.
08:43We need to take a photo.
08:44Another one?
08:45Okay.
08:46I'm going to take this.
08:48Okay.
08:50Perfect.
08:51Okay.
08:52Okay.
08:53Bonjour.
08:54Bonjour.
08:55Welcome to Grand Hotel Dicapera.
08:56Passport, s'il vous plaît.
08:57Sure.
08:58Nope, that's...
08:59Nope.
09:00Merci.
09:01There you go.
09:02So, we have a reservation
09:04under the name of Cooper or Cadeau.
09:07Merci.
09:09Here you are, Miss Chen.
09:10Merci beaucoup.
09:11Please let me know if there's anything I can do for you.
09:13I recommended several restaurants
09:14that your father recently enjoyed very much
09:16when he stayed with us.
09:18My father was here?
09:19Oui.
09:20Two weeks ago, I believe.
09:23Right, two weeks ago, yeah.
09:25Of course, I knew that.
09:27Merci beaucoup, madame.
09:28Merci.
09:29Passez une bonne journée.
09:35Emily!
09:37Yay, hi!
09:39How was your trip?
09:40So fun.
09:41Over there, please.
09:42I'm going to pee.
09:43Thanks.
09:44Hey.
09:46Hi.
09:47Hi.
09:48Hi, are you all right?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Yeah, I'm just wiped out.
09:51She's been on one since I picked her up.
09:54She keeps posting stories nonstop
09:56and then checking to see who's viewed them every five minutes.
09:59Well, she wants to know if Gabrielle's seeing them.
10:01That's a good thing.
10:02Well, she also told me like ten times
10:04about some hot art dealer
10:05and some gorgeous Italian who always flirts with her,
10:08so I think she just wants to get laid, like now.
10:11Oh, no.
10:12No, no, no, this is supposed to be like a fun girls' trip.
10:14Okay?
10:15No boys allowed.
10:16So by the time that she gets back to Paris...
10:18They'll get back together.
10:20And you'll have magically unslept with her boyfriend.
10:23So, what are we doing?
10:26I visited the beach club that's selling your family champagne
10:31and it's super fun,
10:33so I thought that we could get dinner
10:35and then go there after for a little promo.
10:37Oh, sweet.
10:38But we're not here to work, right?
10:41No, yeah.
10:43Okay, guys, there is a collector
10:45who has an amazing house in the hills
10:47and he throws legendary soirées,
10:49but we've got a dinner reservation.
10:50Wait, are you talking about the Ragazzi house?
10:52Yes, there is a literal coffee table book about those parties.
10:55Or we can do a brand promotion.
10:57That's fun, too.
10:58There is no way.
10:59We're going to that party.
11:01There is only one way to get a guy out of your system.
11:04You have sex with another one.
11:05Exactly!
11:06Yeah!
11:29Émilie is new in the world of luxury.
11:30She had never heard of your argument with Grégory.
11:33She is very good at drawing attention,
11:35but she lacks the subtlety necessary to evolve in this field.
11:38So tell her to stop subtly
11:41before she ruins the reputation of a gift.
11:46Will communicate by putting this idiot in place.
11:48Our press strategy is in line with Paris Match.
11:51That's a bad idea.
11:53As bad as this job.
11:55And the suitcase.
11:56Really?
11:57According to Émilie, you find it pretty good.
12:00I said she was funny.
12:02Look.
12:03We may not need to go through all the brand in motion.
12:06Look.
12:07No?
12:08Give me a good reason not to answer.
12:11Your rival is still taking it from you.
12:14Grégory has not grown out of it.
12:15He seems desperate.
12:17For the moment.
12:18But if you react,
12:20you go for the weak on the defensive.
12:24Reserve me a table at Ritz.
12:26We'll think about it.
12:27All three of us.
12:30Are you coming?
12:31Yes.
12:43Camille, my dear.
12:44I'm so happy.
12:46Look at you, you're gorgeous.
12:48I'm so happy for you.
12:49So those are my friends, Emily and Mindy.
12:51Thank you so much for having us.
12:53Your house is amazing.
12:55It looks just like the book cover.
12:56Except Tom Hardy isn't doing yoga on the diving board.
13:01Romain.
13:02Come see my brother.
13:03Tell me.
13:04Romain.
13:05This is Camille.
13:06Camille, Romain.
13:07Good evening.
13:08Romain is visiting from Milan.
13:09Nice to meet you.
13:10Nice to meet you.
13:12Guys, Rocco showed you the new Hockney already?
13:14It's in the game room.
13:16You got another Hockney?
13:17Rocco, you have an addiction.
13:19I know, I know, I know.
13:23Sorry.
13:24Sure.
13:26Hey, Romain?
13:28Romain?
13:29Yes.
13:30Hi.
13:31Would you snap a photo of us?
13:32Yeah, sure.
13:33Okay, thank you.
13:36Okay.
13:37Ready?
13:38On three.
13:39One, two.
13:40Oh, someone's calling.
13:41Who's Gabrielle?
13:42Gabrielle is calling you.
13:43That must be your butt dial.
13:44Just decline it.
13:45Decline it.
13:46Yeah, let's go.
13:47Gotta do it again.
13:48One, two.
13:50It's going again.
13:52I don't know the guy.
13:53I think he really wants you.
13:54No, he doesn't.
13:55Yeah, he does.
13:56Just answer it.
13:57Okay, okay, okay.
13:58Hello?
13:59Why is Camille with you in Saint-Tropez?
14:01Oh, yeah.
14:02No, she's right here.
14:03We were just on a little girls' weekend.
14:05He's just asking about you.
14:06I think he saw your stories.
14:07I thought you were going with Mathieu.
14:09Did something happen?
14:11Did you want to talk to her?
14:12No.
14:13Why won't you talk to me?
14:15It's really loud in here.
14:16Emily.
14:17Sorry.
14:18I'll just talk to you when we get back to the city.
14:19Okay?
14:20Bye.
14:22Hey, are you okay?
14:23I'm fine.
14:25Just don't mention his name again.
14:27Right?
14:28Yeah, no big deal.
14:29Thank God.
14:30I want to see the art main.
14:31Sure.
14:32Right this way.
14:33Thanks.
14:34We'll just come with you.
14:35Oh, stop hop walking.
14:36They're not going to do it in the game room.
14:37Come on.
14:38We both need a drink.
14:39Où est le bar?
14:45Merci, monsieur.
14:46Bonsoir.
14:47Boom.
14:48Guess who just got us a table at Laurent G's?
14:50Ugh, I'd be losing my mind if you weren't here.
14:53Thank you for coming.
14:54Please.
14:55If I knew we'd end up here,
14:56I'd have shoved Mathieu Coteau off that train myself.
15:00Hey, there's Camille.
15:05Hi.
15:06Hey.
15:07Are you good?
15:08Do you want a water?
15:09No, I just want to dance with my friends.
15:12Okay, I'll get us another round.
15:13Okay.
15:14I'm sorry Gabrielle stuck you in the middle of us.
15:16I don't believe it.
15:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:18Remember, that's not allowed.
15:19We can't say his name tonight.
15:21Oh, right, right, right, right, right.
15:22Oh, fuck.
15:23That guy's flying.
15:34Whoa.
15:43Oh, oh, hey.
15:44Hey.
15:45Do you know how long it takes for us to get an Uber up here?
15:47I want to make sure we get to Laurent G's at peak hours.
15:50You want to go now?
15:52All right.
15:54Will you meet us there?
15:55Of course I will.
15:58See you later.
16:00Bye.
16:01Okay, what's going on with that guy?
16:03I don't know yet, but he's really hot, right?
16:06I mean, yeah, kind of,
16:07but I just don't want you to do anything you're going to regret.
16:10Oh, Emily, my sweet, concerned American.
16:16It's just sex.
16:17It can't hurt anybody, right?
16:19Okay, well, it may seem that way now.
16:21Who the hell is the guy in the pool?
16:22We're leaving, okay?
16:24Okay.
16:25What?
16:26Oh, that was mine.
16:28Thanks, babe.
16:29Okay, then.
16:31Oh, wait, no, sorry.
16:32That's not our brand.
16:33I said Jean-Pierre.
16:34Oh, let's dance.
16:35Come on.
16:36No.
16:37Oh, please come in.
16:38We'll see you later.
16:39Mademoiselle, qu'est-ce que vous voulez?
16:40Never mind.
16:41I'll get this myself.
16:42Okay.
16:43Be right back.
16:44Yeah, I'll see you later.
16:45Bye.
16:46Bye.
16:47Bye.
16:48Bye.
16:49Bye.
16:50Bye.
16:51Bye.
16:52Bye.
16:53Bye.
16:54Bye.
16:55Bye.
16:56Bye.
16:57Bye.
16:58Bye.
16:59Yeah, I'll take this one.
17:09Um, excuse me.
17:11Excuse me.
17:12I'm with the owner of Jean-Pierre tonight, and it would be really nice if we could get
17:15a few bottles of her family's champagne, like I promised her.
17:22Oh, my God.
17:23Sylvie, look, I can explain.
17:25What would you like to explain first?
17:28Why you're bothering Laurent with the shipment he received only yesterday?
17:31Or why you offended Pierre Cadot?
17:34I was trying to promote the Rimowa piece.
17:36Yeah, and you dragged a third client into this.
17:39What happened with Mathieu?
17:41It didn't work out.
17:43He literally jumped off a moving train to get away from me, but it's fine.
17:47Yeah, if it were fine, he'd be here and not at the Ritz with Julien.
17:51What's Julien doing with Pierre?
17:53Cleaning up your mess.
17:54But I told him that I would fix it.
17:56Stop trying to fix everything.
17:58You're just making more work for everyone else.
18:00On a weekend, which is illegal.
18:02Why does everyone keep saying that?
18:03Because it's true.
18:05Look, I just came here to introduce myself, okay?
18:08But they didn't even have Jean-Pierre on the menu, and Camille is in town,
18:11and I wanted to make sure that we were taking care of her.
18:13Of her client.
18:15That's what this is about.
18:17You're going to have to live with the consequences of your infidelity,
18:21Émilie.
18:22C'est la vie.
18:23C'est comme ça.
18:26Okay, I'm sorry.
18:28I'll apologize to Laurent, and then I'll go.
18:30No, I'll handle Laurent.
18:32No, it's my mess.
18:34You don't need to flirt with that dirtbag just to save my ass.
18:37Émilie, that dirtbag is my husband.
18:41You're married?
18:44To Laurent G?
18:47For how long?
18:50Oh my God, is G as in Groteau?
18:57How has no one mentioned she's been married this whole time?
19:01I mean, that's bizarre, right?
19:05What are you looking at?
19:07Nothing.
19:09It's so stupid.
19:11Oh, is that you and your dad?
19:13Yeah.
19:14He used to take me here to get a Tarte Polpizan.
19:17Aw.
19:18Back when we were still talking to each other.
19:24And he was here a few weeks ago.
19:27The concierge told me.
19:28He didn't even text me.
19:29What?
19:31Oh my God, I'm sorry.
19:32That's awful.
19:34Why didn't you say anything?
19:35Well, what is there to say?
19:38I know part of this is my fault,
19:40but even when we were fighting, he'd always check in.
19:44And now I feel like he doesn't even want to try anymore.
19:47I mean, you could text him.
19:49And say what?
19:50Something insane like, I miss you, I wish you were here.
19:54I mean, is that really so crazy?
19:58Okay, I'm sorry.
20:00Don't listen to me.
20:02I mean, at this rate, even I wouldn't listen to me.
20:05Oh my God.
20:07Oh my God.
20:37Hey.
20:53Can I sit?
21:02Pretty great, huh?
21:03It's Jean Cocteau.
21:05It's amazing.
21:07I brought Gabriel here once to show him the art.
21:11But when we arrived, there was a wedding.
21:14Very small, with just a few people.
21:17They invited us to stay and we spent the day celebrating with them.
21:22It was the first time he told me he loved me.
21:27Camille, what is it?
21:31I went home with Romain.
21:34It's not the end of the world.
21:36I mean, like you said, it's just sex, right?
21:41Yeah, I know I've said that, but I didn't.
21:47I couldn't.
21:50I'm still in love with Gabriel, Emily.
21:53And I'm afraid I've lost him.
21:56You haven't, Camille.
21:59No, I know you haven't.
22:16Bonjour.
22:17Emily.
22:19Hello again.
22:20I just came here to apologize.
22:23I should never have bothered you.
22:25Pas de souci.
22:26You're welcome anytime.
22:28For fun, not for work.
22:32I hope I didn't complicate things with you and Sylvie.
22:35I had no idea that you two were acquainted.
22:39We have endured far worse in more than 20 years.
22:43What was she like back then?
22:46She was fun and wild.
22:49She would sleep all day, stay up all night.
22:52And she always had a bikini in her purse, just in case.
22:57I cannot imagine that.
23:01But it wasn't enough.
23:03She wanted a career, so she moved to Paris.
23:06Her accent changed.
23:08She changed.
23:10Now she reminds me a bit of you.
23:12No, you should not tell her that.
23:15Or that I was here.
23:18It might be too late.
23:27Go.
23:29I'll take care of her.
23:45Hey, isn't this your tart place?
23:47Oh, yeah, I guess it is.
23:49You could have just said you wanted to come here.
23:51I wanted lunch by the water, that's it.
23:53Well, while we're here, do you want a photo?
23:55Fine, I guess.
23:57Okay.
23:59Say, tart trapezium!
24:01I'm not saying it!
24:05Bet he'd love to hear it from you.
24:07You're right, I shouldn't let him get away with this.
24:10Busted, bitch.
24:11Not what I had in mind.
24:13Right.
24:14Not my problem to fix.
24:16Okay, so let's find a place to sit, yes?
24:19Well, well, well, if it isn't the grand dame of Instagram.
24:22Oh, and if it isn't the liar who almost cost me my job.
24:26Oh, I'm so sorry.
24:28But Pierre Savage, my first chauffeur Balmain,
24:30and when I saw his fat face on the side of that suitcase,
24:33I decided to give him a review of my own.
24:35Oh, well, we need to get on a yacht
24:37before we leave Saint-Tropez.
24:39Just fi desolé. No girls allowed.
24:41Get on the boat!
24:47You owe me.
24:49Bienvenue aboard.
24:55So, ladies, how was your weekend?
24:57I got ghosted by my own father.
24:59I almost lost my job.
25:01I had a crazy weekend with my friends,
25:03and that was exactly what I needed.
25:05Thank you both.
25:07Oh, the shopinta's like us.
25:10Your favourite flavour.
25:12Because it's supposed to be spray.
25:14Oh.
25:16Whoo!
25:18Oh, my God.
25:20Whoo!
25:22Oh, the gay spray of Saint-Tropez.
25:24Oh, that's your campaign.
25:26I love that.
25:28Uh...
25:30No, never mind.
25:32I'll post it later.
25:34I'm on vacation.
25:36Yes, bitch!
25:38And for a while I've been...
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