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00:00Oh, is it for me?
00:26No.
00:27People think you live here?
00:29Uh-oh.
00:30Skokie, Illinois, USA.
00:31Oh, is it for Mom, Pa Cooper?
00:36Oh my God.
00:37If it's your birthday, I'm going to be so mad.
00:39It's my birthday tomorrow.
00:40It's a nothing year, so I didn't really feel like celebrating.
00:42I'm sorry, but your friends decide if there's going to be a celebration or not.
00:45That's how birthdays work.
00:46Okay, fine.
00:47But no surprises.
00:48I've already had enough of those.
00:49Wait.
00:50How about we throw a dinner party?
00:52Can you cook?
00:53Not at all.
00:54Can you?
00:55I can make a couple things.
00:56Oh my God!
00:57We're having our first-generation dinner party!
01:02Okay, so I can see it.
01:03We'll put the table right here, and then we can have little lights floating in the fountain,
01:07and we can even hang some of the crap your parents sent.
01:09Do we need a permit?
01:11If we ask, we will.
01:13Uh-oh.
01:14Chef on your left.
01:15Chef on your left.
01:17Bonjour.
01:18Hi.
01:19What is going on here?
01:20Oh, just hanging out.
01:23Like we do.
01:25Actually, it's my birthday tomorrow, and we're planning a little dinner party.
01:29You have to be there.
01:30Perfect.
01:31I will bake you a cake.
01:32That will be my gift.
01:33That would be really nice.
01:34Thank you so much.
01:40Okay, so now that that's settled, I'm going back to bed.
01:43So you can hang out.
01:45Toodles poodles.
01:48So I have a question.
01:50Okay.
01:51How did your romantic weekend in Saint-Tropez with Mathieu Cadeau turn into a holiday with Camille?
01:57She was upset and wanted to get away.
01:59And I'm glad she came.
02:00It was really fun.
02:02You're avoiding the question.
02:03Why wasn't Mathieu there?
02:05Because he overheard our conversation and didn't want to go on vacation with me anymore,
02:08which was the right move.
02:10Because you don't have feelings for him.
02:11Because Mathieu was a client, and I shouldn't have been going to Saint-Tropez with him anyway.
02:16And I'm all about doing the right thing now, with clients and with neighbors.
02:21So, bye.
02:43Of course I will come to your dinner party.
02:45Oh, great! That makes me so happy.
02:48And I know exactly when I'm going to get you for your birthday.
02:51I am going to the Hamam with friends today.
02:53And I want you to join me.
02:55A whole what?
02:57You will see. You're going to love it.
02:59Okay, I will text you the address.
03:00Okay, bye.
03:01Bye.
03:02Bonjour, Sylvie. When did you get back to Paris?
03:05This morning.
03:06Did you have a good time with your husband?
03:08I mean, Laurent G.
03:11We've been married a very long time.
03:13We don't live together. We don't have any children.
03:15Now you know everything.
03:17Well, in America, we wear wedding rings.
03:23I have one more piece of business before we wrap up.
03:26First, Ramoa loves the cadeau collab.
03:29So, I'm hoping that their enthusiasm will sway Pierre.
03:32Second, it's my birthday tomorrow, and I wanted to invite you all to a dinner party at my place.
03:38Excellent! I'll be there.
03:40Yes, I can come.
03:43Well, merci beaucoup, Emilie, for the invitation.
03:46But first, Pierre is not at all swayable to the idea of working with Ramoa.
03:51And he was on the verge of not wanting to work with Savoir anymore.
03:54Luckily, Julien massaged his nerves, and he saved us from losing a client.
04:00But there was no actual massage involved. I just want to be clear.
04:03And now, Julien will be running point on the account.
04:08I think I hear my phone.
04:10Julien, can we talk?
04:15You stole Pierre from me.
04:17If anyone should be accused of stealing, it's you.
04:19You went over my head with Ramoa. My account.
04:21Oh, so you were just looking for an opportunity to get back at me?
04:24Look, I'm sorry for what happened with Pierre, but it happened because of your actions, not mine.
04:28I was trying to defend you.
04:29Well, maybe next time, try not to defend me so much.
04:31No problems.
04:32Everything is okay.
04:34No one stole anyone.
04:36We all work together.
04:38There is no need to be mad.
04:40I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.
04:42Me too. I was looking forward to your party, but you're probably disinviting me.
04:45No, I'm not.
04:46Great. I'll be there.
04:47Good. Let me know if you have any food allergies.
05:00This is really beautiful.
05:03I know.
05:04There are so many cool Moroccan places to visit in this city.
05:08I just love it. The restaurant, the tea houses.
05:29Can I have a robe too?
05:41Maybe they should find us.
05:43Seems a little awkward to be scanning the room, you know?
05:49So, am I supposed to still kiss their cheeks while we meet?
05:51What? That's how you get a kiss?
05:54Sorry, I don't know the protocol. I've never met someone for the first time naked.
05:59Except for maybe my mom.
06:01You're funny.
06:04Camille.
06:18Sorry, I was just asking if you were the brother fucker.
06:23Yep, that's me.
06:25Well, I don't blame you.
06:27Emily is one of the good ones.
06:29I see. Well, nice to meet you.
06:36So, Emily, do you prefer American men or French men?
06:40Apparently, I prefer young men.
06:44Well, I prefer American men. I mean, they're so big and hairy and they seem very easy too.
06:51Well, French men are not easy.
06:54What's going on with Gabrielle?
06:56What's going on with Gabrielle?
06:58Wait, I bet that I know.
07:00Camille is waiting for Gabrielle to do this grand gesture
07:03and Gabrielle is waiting for Camille to apologize for their fight.
07:06Camille, are you being stubborn?
07:08He's being stubborn.
07:10You two have broken up before, right?
07:12Yeah, I mean a couple of times and we also fight, like every couple.
07:16But I don't know, like this time it feels different.
07:20Do you think there's someone else?
07:23No.
07:24No, I don't know.
07:26Definitely not.
07:29They weren't kidding, huh? With the heat in here.
07:34I mean, the only someone else is his restaurant.
07:39His pots and pans mean the world to him, actually more than people.
07:42And I learned that a long time ago.
07:44That's right. Doesn't he have a special pan that no one can touch?
07:49Yeah, his omelette pan. And it even has his initials on it.
07:53GTC.
07:54Of course, you know you can't get between a man and his pan, Camille.
07:57What do you mean?
07:59He probably spoons his spoon.
08:01Definitely.
08:04Camille, don't ever date a French chef.
08:07Not on the plan.
08:12So, did you have fun?
08:13I think my friends really liked it.
08:15They were great.
08:16And I wanted to let you know that I invited Gabrielle to the dinner party tomorrow night.
08:20Camille, why?
08:21Now I'm not sure if I'm coming.
08:23No, you have to.
08:24It'll be a great chance for the two of you to talk.
08:26And no one has to be the first one to reach out.
08:28You both can just show up.
08:30No drama.
08:31Don't be stubborn.
08:36Oh, my God. Is that my chocolate?
08:39Oh, yes.
08:40Oh, he's like the last person I want to see right now.
08:42You know that I was kicked off of Pierre's account after the San Tropez trip?
08:45Are you kidding? That's awful.
08:47I know. Believe me.
08:48Lesson learned.
08:49I am never mixing dating and work ever again.
08:52Anyway, thank you so much for the hot mom.
08:54You're so welcome.
08:56And I'll see you tomorrow?
08:58Of course.
09:10It looks like someone is playing a gift match.
09:13Excuse me?
09:15Excuse me?
09:19I don't know what happened.
09:22I didn't know you were talking about Camille.
09:27No.
09:28She got drunk like a drunk.
09:30And I didn't want to make a scene.
09:32We were going to San Tropez and I found out she was dating someone else.
09:36Listen, I'm sorry, but don't let me do this.
09:41If you'll excuse me.
09:42Hello?
09:44Hello?
10:14Oh.
10:17Oh, great.
10:18I still have to tell Ramona that the idea they love isn't happening.
10:22They do look good.
10:23No, I'm not dealing with this today.
10:25That is my birthday present to myself.
10:28This is also for you.
10:35It's my Chicago deep dish pizza from Madeline.
10:39Yum.
10:44Did someone get sick?
10:48You know there's a no food policy in the office.
10:51It says this can stay good for up to six months in the freezer.
10:58Okay, I'll take this.
11:00Put it in the kitchen, save it for later.
11:12Emily?
11:13May I take you somewhere special for lunch for your birthday?
11:18That would be so nice, Luc.
11:25This is where we're having lunch?
11:27Oui, Père Lachaise.
11:28My favorite cemetery.
11:31Luc!
11:36It's Balzac.
11:37Balzac.
11:39I like to sit by Balzac because no one sits by Balzac.
11:43They're too busy at Chopin or Gertrude Stein or Oscar Wilde.
11:49Plus, I like his big head.
11:52Ah, so you come here often?
11:54Always on my birthday.
11:57For me, to think about life is to contemplate death.
12:01Ah.
12:02We think our real life is up here.
12:04But really, we will spend most of eternity down there.
12:07Oh, so you believe in an afterlife?
12:09Ah, an afterlife.
12:13No, Emily.
12:14Afterlife is nothing.
12:16Oblivion.
12:17A darkness we cannot imagine.
12:21So, every birthday, I like to enjoy every minute of life while I am here.
12:27Don't waste time with girls or thinking about Marianne No. 1 or Marianne No. 2.
12:36Who are all the Mariannes?
12:38Doesn't matter.
12:40I don't think about them.
12:43Just never date a woman named Marianne.
12:50Okay.
12:52Never.
12:56Never.
13:02Bonjour.
13:03Oh, bonjour.
13:04Is that for tonight?
13:05Yep.
13:06May I?
13:10Oh.
13:11You are going to serve this?
13:13To people?
13:15I thought I was.
13:16Okay.
13:17We have to get to the market.
13:19Excuse me?
13:20What, now?
13:21Yes, we still have time.
13:27A coup tu dis, un autre tu veux bien
13:32Sans préméditation, puis tu veux rien
13:38Now you have excellent ingredients.
13:39All you have to do is not get in the way.
13:43Okay.
13:44I'm going to try not to think about that too much.
13:48Ah, probably just a little bit of rain.
13:51That came out of nowhere.
13:53I know.
13:58Coup de foudre.
13:59That literally means lightning strike.
14:01Or dandelion.
14:03Coup de foudre.
14:05Like a summer storm.
14:09We get those in the Midwest all the time.
14:12It also means love at first sight.
14:17I'm going to go home and not get in the way of the food.
14:27Okay.
14:28Okay.
14:29Bye.
14:30Bye.
14:31Bye.
14:32Bye.
14:33Bye.
14:34Bye.
14:35Bye.
14:36Bye.
14:37Bye.
14:38Bye.
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14:40Bye.
14:41Bye.
14:42Bye.
14:43Bye.
14:44Bye.
14:45Bye.
14:46Bye.
15:02Bonjour Pierre.
15:04Bonjour Sylvie.
15:06Why are those here?
15:08I feel attacked.
15:09I'm here to keep you from making the worst mistake of your career.
15:13Those bags are the organic declination of the Rungard line.
15:17And even I find them divine.
15:21I'm not Mickey Mouse.
15:23I don't want to see my face like that, glued to anything.
15:26Anyway, I hate those pictures.
15:28Really?
15:29I see the face of a man who is successful, who is at the head of a house that makes tobacco.
15:35I see the face of an old witch, yes.
15:37A hag on a bag.
15:39That's exactly what people will say.
15:42You would have preferred a picture of you when you were younger, right?
15:46Of course, I was quite a handsome man at the time.
15:50When my body produced its own collagen.
15:56I know.
15:58It was the good old days.
16:00And do you realize what you are telling me, me and all the women who buy Pierre's gift?
16:05That in 40 years we will be happy to buy it?
16:08Pierre, women love you because you know how to sublimate them and trust them.
16:13So don't underestimate the power you have over us.
16:37I can make you look down.
16:41Oh my God!
16:43This looks so good!
16:44I know!
16:46We have to send Bill and Gina a photo.
16:48Oh, what? You're on a first-name basis with my parents now?
16:50We discussed it in the text thread. You just never respond.
16:53Good evening!
16:58So, I brought you the good stuff.
17:00Grand Cru in the Champagne Lodge.
17:02Happy birthday, my dear.
17:04You are too much!
17:05I climbed a tree and hung over 20 feet of fairy lights.
17:08Okay, you both have done too much then.
17:10But I feel very, very lucky.
17:12You are.
17:13Okay, I'm going to take this upstairs and let it chill.
17:14Sure.
17:16So, who's coming to this dinner?
17:18It's you, me, Mindy, Gabrielle, which you know, and some people from the office.
17:23No mystery man that you may be dating?
17:26Mystery man? No.
17:28Bonsoir.
17:29Hi.
17:30I brought you these.
17:32Hi.
17:33Hello.
17:36You look beautiful, Camille.
17:39Excuse me.
17:43Happy birthday party!
17:46It's La Cuisine Bête, one of my favourite Balzac novels.
17:50It's about an unmarried, middle-aged woman who plots the destruction of her extended family.
17:57Why did you look at me when you said that?
18:01Anyway, Pierre is doing the luggage.
18:05Oh my God, did Julien convince him?
18:07No, I did.
18:08Oh, yay!
18:09No hugs necessary, I did it for the company.
18:11But I did bring you a little present for your birthday.
18:18Open it.
18:20Ooh!
18:22Wow, a cigarette case!
18:24But you know that I don't smoke.
18:26Well, it's never too late to start.
18:32It's the first time we've been apart for so long, since we've known each other.
18:35And the fault is that you went to Monique's for Christmas?
18:38Oh yes, that's true.
18:39There was no network and you couldn't join me.
18:41I drove, literally, all night.
18:44I stayed two days without you.
18:47Listen, I wanted to tell you, I'm sorry for talking to you like that and pushing you.
18:53Camille, it's not your fault.
18:58I'm sorry too, we both have things to fix.
19:01I know, I know.
19:03What matters is the two of us.
19:05I don't want to ruin everything.
19:09You okay?
19:10Yes.
19:12It's exactly what I wanted for my birthday.
19:15The two of them together, it's how it should be.
19:19Yeah.
19:28Pierre, I'm really sorry, how did this happen?
19:31Don't be sorry, I love it.
19:34Really? Me too, I love it.
19:38I find it a bit matte, and I'm not sure about the wheels.
19:42I totally agree, I'm on my way to a dinner, but it's booked.
19:46We're going to talk about materials and wheels with Rimoa tomorrow.
19:49No, no, it's too important.
19:51No, no, we have to solve this now.
19:55Okay.
19:57What do you think of the photos?
19:59I love them.
20:03I'd like to see the movement.
20:05Pretend you're at the airport.
20:17Faster.
20:20Even faster.
20:25Get your plane, we're leaving.
20:37Cheers!
20:39I think our first Parisian dinner party was a success.
20:42Oh, I do too.
20:43Either my taste buds are impaired from heavy drinking,
20:46or the food was actually good.
20:48It was really good.
20:49I think it was delicious.
20:51And I appreciate how generous you were with the butter.
20:55Well, I think butter is where Chicago and Paris meet.
20:59Oh, no, no, I'll get it, I'll get it.
21:01I'll get it!
21:02Are you having a good time?
21:04Oh, yeah, it's a perfect night, thank you.
21:07It's nice to see you two together.
21:09Well, I would be happy if you were seeing someone too.
21:13I know.
21:14But if you want to keep your little affair a secret, that's fine too.
21:18Joyeux anniversaire!
21:21Joyeux anniversaire!
21:25Joyeux anniversaire!
21:29Joyeux anniversaire!
21:38The cake looks spectacular, Gabriel.
21:41Oh, shit, the champagne!
21:44Make a wish, make a wish, make a wish!
21:48Make a wish, make a wish!
22:19Yo, GabGabs, tell me what I'm eating
22:22so that I can properly post about it on my social?
22:25It's just chocolate cake
22:26filled with three layers of Belgian chocolate mousse
22:28and sprinkled with some sea salt from Mille-de-Ré.
22:31It's absolutely sublime.
22:33Yeah, I pretty much think
22:34this is the best chocolate cake I've ever had, seriously.
22:37Good, I made it for you.
22:39Oh, sorry.
22:42Oh, the champagne has arrived!
22:45Ah!
22:46Okay, Mouffe, make a toast.
22:48Yeah!
22:49Come on!
22:50Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on!
22:52Okay, okay!
22:54Um, all right.
22:56Ah!
22:57Okay, where do I begin?
22:59Uh, well, you all have made my time here so special.
23:04And I know that I'm still getting my footing
23:06and making a bunch of mistakes along the way,
23:08so pardon!
23:10Uh, but truly, thank you guys for putting up with me.
23:15Aw!
23:17Yay!
23:18Santé!
23:19Santé!
23:20Um, I would like to make a toast to...
23:23Aw!
23:24Aw!
23:25To Emily, our hostess,
23:27who certainly has made her share of mistakes in Paris.
23:31She pretended to be my friend
23:33while she had an affair with me.
23:35She pretended to be my friend
23:37while she had an affair with my boyfriend.
23:39And to my boyfriend who fucked my fake friend.
23:49Bullshit!
23:56Are you sure you don't want one?
24:06Demi, wait!
24:07Can we talk?
24:09Oh, my God, this be going on.
24:11It's not going on!
24:13It was nothing.
24:15For once, Emily, be honest.
24:17Did you sleep with Gabriel?
24:26Demi!
24:36Oh, my God.
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