Celebs Go Dating S13E12 (2024)
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00:00Tonight I've got a granddad, and I'm not afraid to move it
00:05There's hits
00:08Mrs.. Never have I ever cheered on someone and plenty of kisses
00:17As our celebs we're being very naughty go what happens on the retreat will definitely not stay on the retreat dating
00:25I'm gonna keep you awake all night
00:30Oh
00:36Welcome to celebs go dating where we put famous faces through their romantic faces
00:41It's another busy day at the agency and as ever Tom's setting up for the day ahead
00:46I'm gonna shove something in your mouth. I'm Tom. Do you want us to come back a
00:51Constipated stationary holder makes complete sense. I know we shouldn't have given him free reign at Ryman's. You're my favorite toy
01:00Must be acutely uncomfortable to pull a paper clip not too bad if you angle it properly bulldog clips on the other hand
01:10Talking of something intense and sharp. Here's the p-dog himself
01:16Hello there
01:19Oh
01:26My gosh, yeah, he's got a magnetic rectum. Oh my goodness
01:30I love it such a strong rectal magnet isn't it okay? You could say it has bonds of steel
01:36Isn't this?
01:38Perfect just the two of us today the girls are on their way trip
01:41And also they've taken the lion's share of the celebrities
01:45We've only got Jamila in Anna and Tara are away with the celebs to meet some exciting dates
01:50But I want to keep Jamila back so that I can lock down exactly who she wants
01:55You're going to have her in the most undiluted fashion and with Helen boyfriended off. She ain't around either
02:05Across town some of our celebs are about to get a little surprise from Anna
02:09You
02:10We're about to send our celebs on a retreat
02:13The aim is to focus their minds on how their journey is going so far as well as helping them move forward
02:30Swimmers
02:32Well, they're gonna be down there
02:34I'm hoping there's someone there
02:37That I really click with I am hanging out for I had sex for over
02:42Half a year or as my wife would call it way too often. This is my dressing gown
02:47This is my Hugh Hefner dressing gown. This is channeling my inner rich knob
02:51Playboy, not that. Oh, yeah, is this too bold?
02:55It's coming has to I feel like I'm forgetting something
03:00I know exactly what
03:03Safety first guys don't think you're gonna need them buddy. Not with that dressing girl
03:09Also hit the retreat this weekend fresh from hitting the headlines his new girl Lauren Goodman
03:14My life's a bit of a roller coaster at the moment this time away is like time to just step back and reflect on things
03:20last time at the agency
03:23Lauren opened up to Anna and Paul. I feel like I'm in survival. I like I'm always like just on edge
03:31And stressed
03:33It's time to figure out who you are
03:36What you want out of life so you fill in control of your life and what your next move is. Are you open?
03:42Yeah, I'm open to it. Yeah
03:45This is all just a whole new experience for me
03:47Really feel like I'm being thrown in the deep end the thought of going on a date with someone
03:52I've only just met it's very scary. I'm sweating at the thought of it
03:57Help oh, it'll be a breeze
03:59All you've got to do is go and loads of dates of people you've never met and it's all filmed for a TV show
04:03piece of piss
04:07With their bags packed and table seat bags these glamorous bastards are now just missing Chris
04:12He missed a phone call and now the train. What a tit
04:16This is fun. We're going a little summer holiday. I know I'm a bit weekend away
04:20Back hopefully quite a lot of young new bar sexy singles for us to play. Yeah, that'd be lovely. It's Rhys coming down
04:28After spending a lot of her three dates with Rhys snogging each other's faces off
04:32Ella has spread her wings by recently testing the waters with Sam who narrowly avoided getting his face snogged off
04:39Okay. Thank you. See you later. I
04:42Didn't really want him to kiss me as I promised Rhys. I wouldn't kiss anyone else. Did you that's quite a big problem
04:48Because I'm gonna be a total slag on this
04:52Don't get me wrong. I do like Rhys and I do like Sam
04:55But if there is someone else here that takes my fancy, you know, I'm I'm gonna pursue it
05:02Okay, right. Tell me about your day
05:04So I had my second date you say
05:08Stephen's been on two dates with safe so far and despite getting on like a house on fire
05:12He felt safe was playing it a little too. Well safe
05:16If I was in need of a bit of a cuddle and a watch not in heel I'd give safe a call
05:22But I want to watch Debbie does Dallas
05:25The remake starring me at the end of the night. We had a little bit of a snog, but not because now
05:34So this next few days
05:36is all about clean slate and
05:40Hopefully getting laid. Oh, yeah top shag or a lot. What about you? Mr. Handsome boy?
05:46Tristan has spent the last three dates flirting his ass off with Georgia and not just flirting
05:55But he's decided to test that connection by now seeing other people how would you feel if I went on a date with someone else?
06:01I
06:09Had three nice days of Georgia, so I'm obviously comparing
06:12You know the new girls I've met to Georgia. I have a great sexual chemistry George. I don't know if it's anything more than that
06:20Yeah, I think we all have some drinks. Yeah have some fun have some snogs
06:25Hopefully there'll be some absolute rockets flying around for everyone. And if there's not we've got each other
06:30Calm down. He only brought two Johnny's
06:35Back at the agency our very own Brummie super vixen Jamelia has arrived for her one-on-one with a p-dog
06:45Hello darling, come on in
07:00Oh, so I thought we're all doing it
07:02Well, you know what at that fast flirting event? You had a beaming countenance. You were tickling somebody they were tickling you
07:09Honestly since I've joined the agency, I don't know what's happened to me
07:13You've grown an inch. I wish I could three actually even wearing that dress that I wore you have the contours to pull it off
07:21I think everyone in that room wanted to pull it off. I
07:26Did yeah
07:29Careful Tom, let's not make this a HR issue
07:34Now in the Cotswolds countryside the train crew have arrived at this little place
07:40I can spot a metal metal bed. That's gonna squeak
07:44We are too good to
07:51This will do the deaf are gonna nick the towels from here
07:58My
08:01Oh and look who is Chris has finally arrived our blessing. I remember the first time my mom. Let me get dressed on me
08:07Oh, this is a pad
08:10So far Chris has had a rather shallow time at the agency. Is this where you would normally take it?
08:15Oh, no, because I asked the agents if we could go and get like genital molds
08:20But he's now on a mission to find a girl. He likes enough to get into the deep end with
08:25Found out that she's never for jazz old so you could say that's deep
08:41Will definitely not stay on the retreat
08:44Always
08:46And it's got a bleacher of lube in her bag. So we're up for a good time
08:48I think nothing says romance like a liter of lube while they start selling
08:53Back at the agency
08:57Jamila's been summoned by pb's all for their one-on-one. I don't know Tom always lovely seeing you
09:17The last time we saw the Jammeister general she was putting her foot down on the speed dating circuit
09:22Wow, you're amazing
09:29But despite flirting away around the room as she ended up slamming on the brakes
09:33I just didn't feel like we were any of us linked romantically
09:38Did you enjoy every date that you were on? I don't think any of them felt like a date
09:43I it's gonna sound really fast. I think it felt like I was meeting fans
09:48Yeah, I feel bad saying that but that's what I felt like I have to be honest
09:52I just kind of I go into Jamila mode and I'm just like
09:56Here's the fan experience
09:58the fans know Jamila, but I
10:01People who love me will call me Jim. Yeah, I like it. All right, so we got Jim. Yeah, Jamila. Yeah, okay
10:07Jim wants real engagement. Yeah, Jamila is happy with everyone. Absolutely
10:12Have you been Jim on any of your dates here at the agency?
10:17At why I will say is that I think I enter every date as Jim and
10:22Something happens that turns me into Jamila. And so what I would like to do is show up as Jim
10:29That's that's that's sad to me though. Yeah. Yeah, you want to show up?
10:33Yeah as your true authentic self and you feel like you can't yeah. Yeah, it's very sad. It's very sad
10:41And I'd love a relationship in which I feel free. Okay. Yeah
10:46When Jamila first meets people she puts up a barrier and gives them the PR trained version of herself
10:53The problem is we need to see the real her her genuine self because if she doesn't do this
10:58She'll never find a genuine connection. You're going to be going on a second blind date Wow
11:05Okay, don't get too excited. It's actually beneficial for you. You have no expectation
11:11Okay, and then you're better in a position just to have fun and that's what we want you to do
11:15Yeah, the only way you're going to be able to make authentic connections is showing up as your authentic self. It sounds amazing
11:26Thank you so much, let's do it let's do it. Yes. Let's do it. You know what you're gonna wear
11:30I'll put it together. Don't worry
11:33Thank you so much. Lovely to see you Paul. Thank you so much. Take it. Enjoy
11:37Yeah, as Jameelia leaves the agency
11:44Our next celeb is just arriving at the retreat its new addition Lauren
11:57This is Lauren
12:00I
12:03Got my high heels on today
12:05God, you couldn't look like shit. Look at me. I mean welcome Lauren. I'm gonna embrace her. I'm not gonna lie
12:10I've seen a lot of her life all over the internet, but I'll give her a chance
12:15Are you excited for the romantic weekend of romance?
12:18I'm like nervous. I don't know why
12:28Welcome to the romantic retreat here in the stunning rather chilly Cotswolds
12:34Lauren this is straight in at the deep end lovely to see you again. Have you settled in well with the gang?
12:40I have all good. She's already part of the family
12:44Here's what we got planned. So
12:46Dr. Tara myself, we have arranged two
12:49mini mixers
12:52Now in the first camp, we will have Stephen
12:56Ella and Lauren we have invited some sexy single men
13:03To take part in some cider tasting. I think you could take a pint glass with balls. Not gonna lie
13:08I'm really excited to meet some hot fresh guys. Bring it on
13:12Tristan Chris, yeah, you are gonna be joined by some very sexy single ladies. We're gonna play a spot of tennis
13:22Picnic this really is a marathon today. Not a sprint. Okay, we don't need just to blow your load in the first five minutes
13:27Looks like it might be too late for Steven. You never know. You might find a spark you're looking for. It's game set and match
13:43Welcome back to celebs go day in
13:46Where these sexy singles have been whisked away for a weekend of dating and knowing this lot the vultury
13:55I'm gonna keep you awake all night. I'm so excited to be here. Is this where I could meet my man?
14:01Okay. Yeah, I'm bagging it
14:05Stephen oh
14:07I've got a granddad and I'm not afraid to move him
14:11This house is
14:13Unbelievable. I feel like it's the perfect setting for a cheeky few nights away and we've got Lauren now
14:18So hopefully she can bring the cheekiness
14:20This is a very dysfunctional family and I feel like you're gonna be the perfect addition
14:24What are we looking for at this point? I think I'm just confused
14:30Personality answer
14:32Yeah
14:33Space happy. No, she said funny Chris as Lauren gets to know the boys upstairs
14:39Steven and Ella are getting to know Lauren. I don't know much about Lauren. She seems like a really sweet girl
14:45I don't know any backstory or not. Who is she?
14:48I don't think she's got to say it like a talent
14:50The only reason I know who she is is because she's had two children with a footballer
14:56The thing is he has a wife who I think has stayed loyal to him
15:01Did the wife know about the first kid or did she find out after the second kid? I don't know
15:06Just knit down and ask her. She's only in the kitchen
15:08We've all been in that situation every at one time or another that it's not clear cut
15:15She's joined the agency. She seems like a really nice girl and I'm happy to take her on face value
15:20I have so many questions that I want to ask I'm here for the gold
15:25I don't know
15:27Yeah
15:29Two sugars, please
15:30God, we should be bitchin. It's a bit late for that
15:35So what time is it?
15:37about ten ish
15:40Wow, do you stress these two are about to meet some of the agency's finest single girls to see if they can find romance
15:46Courtside and if they can't at least I can make some childish innuendos. Let's get our balls out. Hey
15:54Looks like I'm on a ship
15:57I'm nervous. It's hard to not get excited when there's loads of beautiful women on a sexy weekend away
16:02And there's nothing quite like a girl in a tennis outfit to get me going
16:06Well, you lucky boys. We're serving up for a once bring in the girls
16:16I am a 27 year old Kiwi living in London looking to find myself a gorgeous man
16:23I work as a model now, but I face those two fishmonger five years
16:27I'm quite a sexual person. So sexual chemistry like that's quite big thing
16:32my type is
16:34Too dark handsome. Well, that's all weird quiff and colander on his head
16:42Hi
16:44I'm Chris
16:51So far I've not had the most look on this pilgrimage
16:54However, I can feel it in my gooch that this retreat is gonna change things
17:00Let's go. Let's go. We're in New Zealand you from I'm from Nelson. Nice. Yeah, it's the north of the South Island
17:08Okay, so like middle
17:11Naturally ginger. Oh, you are. Look at the Freck's. Oh, you have got Freck's. Yeah, they're cute though
17:19Calm down Serena
17:21Unbelievable, you're like a ninja. That's what you call a backhand compliment. Am I right guys?
17:26Jada looks like Jessica rabbit, but bought to human real reality life and she seems very bubbly. So
17:34Could be a thing. Have you gone to Wimbledon?
17:37Actually never been to Wimbledon. Have you not? Yeah consider. I'm from London. Yeah, it's gotta be done. Yeah
17:41It's very like it's quite a quintessentially British thing, isn't it? Yes. I
17:44Love the accent key is definitely standing out to me. She is clearly athletic
17:48She looks great in a tennis outfit and there's something about her that I want to get to know more
17:54I want to see you sweaty show you a nasty dressing-gown and Johnny's head
18:00With this lot now in full swing
18:03Across the other side of the estate Ella Steven and Lauren are just arriving at this cider date. All right, come on girls
18:10Look at all this cider. Oh my lover. This is so adorable
18:15I'm interested to see who's gonna turn up today, but it is gonna take a lot to turn my head
18:20So when they come we'll let you have first dibs. What is your type apart from married?
18:28Not even I'd go there Steven
18:33Even
18:36I'm surprised it took him that long to be honest disaster. Oh my lord. Like who's gonna turn up?
18:44This is what I'm worried about. This is quite intimidating. I've just joined the agency
18:48I've got to go on this retreat and I've got me all these guys. I'm not looking forward to it at all
18:53Well, Lauren, you don't have to wait long bring in the boys
18:56I'm a full-time DJ. And right now the only thing that needs a remix is my love life DJ bands
19:02Maybe that's why you're single. I would say I was very outgoing very confident slightly crazy, but in a good way for sure
19:10I'm a good listener. I've learned to listen to women, you know, I've become their therapist at times. I suppose I've always been single
19:17Maybe I'm a bit weird people like he's 40 and he's not going out with anyone
19:21Challenge me like keep up
19:25Mom's waiting for grandkids and things like that. I just need to find the right girl
19:32Hi boys sexy boy, hi, I'm Ella. I'm really good. Thank you. Yeah Lauren. Nice to meet you
19:43Look all these guys. I'm definitely ready to mingle
19:45I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna go for it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it
19:49I'm definitely ready to mingle
19:51For this one's a bit of me. Hi folks. I've come to tell you a little bit about some cider
19:56Oh, hang on. That's Rory the cider maker what I want to kind of take you through today with some of my ciders that I
20:01Make I'll fill up the glasses as we go
20:04Cheers guys. Are we doing the chairs chairs? Well your first impressions of it lovely. Yeah. Yeah, it goes in
20:10It's sweet when then you swallow and it goes dry. Yeah, I am talking about the side
20:16But he's off already it tastes like wood a little bit
20:24Oh god, it's catching. Yeah, I didn't mean it like that. They're disgusting these people actually swing us
20:31So sorry
20:33Do you know what Lauren is actually joke? So no, I think she's alright. Well this lot get to know each other better
20:41Over with the boys the tennis. Well, it hasn't improved but at least no one's been hurt
20:57For fuck's sake who's in charge of health and safety around here. I think that's a natural end to the tennis. Oh, it's me
21:04I'm sure she'll be fine
21:06Hello. Hello. Hello
21:09So I wanted just to let you in on a little surprise that dr. Tara and I have laid on for all of you
21:16tonight
21:17We are throwing you a bit of a party
21:21Here's the thing as well boys Chris Tristan
21:23You two have a very big decision to make at the end of tonight
21:26Each of you needs to select one of these lovely ladies to take on a date tomorrow
21:32Mmm, okay, right. I'm gonna leave you to it
21:35Have fun tonight be safe. Be good. Don't do anything. I wouldn't do well
21:40That rules out necrophilia and bestiality, but everything else is very much on the table
21:48I
21:51Like here, but I haven't really got to know the other girls yet properly
21:54So I do feel like before the decision is made. I've got to spend some time with the other girls
21:58Well done. I'm impressed with the tennis
22:01Kaylee I feel like you're the most improved player. Yeah, I feel like I might take up as a hobby. Yeah
22:09Why don't we feed each other in a three-way triangle
22:15How do we do it without looking you just you just aim up God take the wheel. Yeah careful where you poke it
22:20She don't want another black eye
22:22I'm good
22:26So any sports other than tennis obviously in my life just in general not well
22:31I will say yeah, I'd say the tennis ball in the face was proof of that Chris. Give me like
22:36Long jump vibes cuz I'm long. Yeah, like you just give me like you I feel like you could give a good stride
22:41No, I don't actually don't I have a very small stride despite my size a very slow walk actually
22:48Okay, I feel like Jada could be on the same weird wavelength here
22:52If she turns up for dinner in some dodgy dungarees, I'm booking the wedding venue. I think we're gonna have a good night
22:57So yeah party should be really fun. Yeah, you guys quite fun, sir. It's probably I'm not shit myself the last three
23:03I went to I don't there's a drink on nerves
23:07Yeah, you're good dancer absolutely not I'd say I'm quite good dancer. Yeah used to dance
23:13We're gonna put it to the test later
23:16I'll get you up
23:19I mean, I'm up already in the parties not even started
23:23I'm getting really good vibes from Imogen. She's cute. She's sexy. She's a dancer and now I'm torn between her and Kia
23:30I don't know what to do
23:31Have you forgotten about someone Tristan? What about Georgia?
23:37So if Trissie and a tizzy
23:42Over a side of central dr. T's look at all silky and slinky
23:46Celebrities at the end of tonight. You are going to ask one person out on a date. That will happen tomorrow
23:56Savage
23:58Have fun. Enjoy your after-party and don't do anything. I wouldn't do well that rules out necrophilia and bestiality
24:05Cabon if they using the same scripts then so could I?
24:09Anyway
24:12Alex how long you've been single? It looks like if Josh Whitaker went through puberty
24:17About a year
24:18What's your type? I just go for someone that like needs to match my energy this boy. Oh my god
24:25He is cool. He's fit. He's a bit of me
24:30100% actually like bright color hair
24:32I was hosting an event the other day and I had a pink lace front way cuz I don't want to dye my hair
24:37And it looked really good never thinks I should go pink and it generally did look fit. You're right, mate
24:41She's definitely go pink should have been pink now
24:45Feeling awkward. I love you. I think
24:48Going crap
24:56Well, it's not his love life but at least the bench has been remixed
24:59I
25:04Am quite burpy. Oh, there's a car
25:11One of a kind
25:15I'm definitely getting a vibe for David, but Tom's cracking out the dad jokes and it's not really going down. Well
25:22Cold bedroom or warm bedroom cold. Oh, yeah. Yeah cold. Yeah
25:26I'd like to put a fan on even in the winter. So I've got a breeze over me. Yeah, I like brown noise
25:34Sound great
25:36Tell me more. I think you nearly did a brown noise before it was a bit
25:39Mrs. Brown noise over it. I once had a brown noise so bad you could taste it
25:43What are you looking for now? Then we're looking for a relationship or yeah for me. Definitely. I'm looking for a relationship
25:49Yeah, so I've been single for a year and a half and I came out of a 10-year relationship
25:54So, yeah, and it's not easy is it but I'd say I do better in a relationship
25:59Anyway, yeah, it welds hard enough as it is. So it's nice to tackle it with someone by your side
26:05David seems really sweet
26:06he's down to earth and way more on my level having like your best mate there and
26:11Your power to like push you through and be a power couple together and you know reach for whatever you're reaching for
26:16I love that. I just love love that idea. Yeah
26:20Snap
26:24Tom why don't you go and join Connor? You guys have got a lot in common. This is like my first
26:29Dating mixer. I literally feel like I've been thrown in the deep end. I'm good a proper
26:45Okay to somebody and then
26:54Right, yes, can I borrow you for a quick? Oh you can sorry didn't even see you there
26:59This is Lauren's first time dating in ages, and it doesn't seem easy for her. But that's why we're here
27:06How are you? Good. Yeah, I just I want to have a proper chat overall
27:11How do you think this is all going for you?
27:13Oh
27:22Losa it's all crying. It's good. It's a release. It's a purge, isn't it? Because our body is storing all this
27:30stress and
27:32pressure and
27:35Releasing is good
27:38I
27:40Just feel like I'm in like a bit of a different journey everyone else I'm just in a bit of a different place like
27:49And I quite I feel like my confidence would be not for sure
27:55Guess this is all just a bit new and overwhelming. Oh 100% but that's when you grow, right?
28:01This is your comfort zone
28:02If you want your life to be here the most fulfilling flourishing you got to get out of it
28:07Right and you've got to go here. Do you want to go here? No, I do. Yeah
28:13And I know you can have fun giggle flirt and just be you well said dr. T. Gamba you Losa
28:33I
28:34Welcome back to celebs go dating where our famous folk are getting ready to party with the singletons
28:39They've spent all day getting to know I do know that
28:42What the fucking name?
28:44And you wonder why you're single as long as they're a fun day. I feel like I'll be okay. I'm just apprehensive
28:51What you need Lauren is a dollop of whatever Chelsea boy Tristan is covered in I'm feeling like tonight's gonna be a good night
28:57We've got the whole package cheeky weekend away beautiful girls. What's not to love?
29:02Watching you massage your tits. It's definitely got me thinking about stuff with Georgia
29:07Definitely challenging that which is good
29:10It's healthy and I'm definitely an open book and we're ready to write the next chapter
29:13What's it called how to rub cream onto your nipples for 10 minutes about and falling off?
29:17I'm feeling not to be fair. I'm not
29:21Come on, Wendy. Let's get you slow and that cardi off your shoulders. You're going to a party mate
29:27Not an afternoon tea with your grand
29:33Oh
29:36But first there's time for this lot to catch up before their 10 yes 10 dates arrive
29:42Is this what you've been drinking today? Yeah
29:44Turn it turn it. You've been spitting or swallowing it. We all know the answer Oh swallowing
29:50Yeah thirsty boy, right? Let's about the cider. What was what were the boys like? Yeah, I was happy
29:57They were both a nice guy chat, yeah, it was really good. I wish it had just been
30:02One person won't look like Phil Mitchell and David's a really good shrink water strike one and you can we'll work on Phil Mitchell
30:10Can you get rid of Tom you can't get rid of Phil Mitchell. He's got more lives than a cat Ella
30:16How was your thing? Well, we had four guys. So I was quite keen on
30:20Alex right there was a vibe. I reckon there's a little snog on the cars. Maybe it's not gonna maybe a swim
30:26Are we getting in a hot so behind going in I've said it first
30:29Oh, the other three were boring as shit for me. Give them a chance else Lauren's got a pick one of them
30:35So do we have how was your flight today?
30:38She won't really feel like not like, you know, when you like first see something like mmm
30:43Like there just wasn't that initial do you get what I mean? Right? Yeah. Yeah
30:47It's not sure. I want to see these boys again, but apparently got to embrace the evening. Yeah
30:51We're going down the wild party route tonight, by the way, just so far
30:55Playing drinking games. Yeah, I'm gonna get naked. Yes. I think it's gonna be a great evening. I'm excited
31:01We're gonna have a lot of fun. That's the spirit Christophe
31:05And here they come let's get this party started
31:14The serious
31:24This is this is leg and boot and you're right you do our bike so
31:31Well the girls look absolutely delicious Jade his legs are up to his shoulders, I think this is gonna be a good night
31:37Who did you kind of click with the man?
31:49He is very dashing yep dashing right into Imogen's arms unless you're careful here
31:54Yeah, we're here now. We can be less
31:57Embarrassing on the court and have some fun and maybe get in the hot tub at some point. Did you bring your bikini?
32:02Oh shit, here we go. Again. I thought it was gonna be easy to choose, but these girls are looking incredible this evening
32:08However, my top two are still Imogen and Kia. So what are you minus heels? I'm five foot nine
32:15175 175 centimeters. Yeah, if we were to kiss hyperphilic, yeah
32:21They should have to bend too far. I wouldn't have to bend
32:25I've got a lot of time for Jada. She's very attractive. Also a massive weirdo not unlike myself
32:31So I think the agents have done well on this one over with Steven and he's finally got some alone time with David
32:37Oh, it's not bad here. Is it? It's all right
32:41There's Tom
32:43Cheers cheers. Cheers. So how are you feeling off today a bit more relaxed? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah ready to have some fun
32:51So did you bring your trunks?
32:53I've got some short somewhere. Yeah, just a few. I'm not sure how we're all supposed to get in
32:58Wow
32:59I could tell you how that works. Is he a hot tub technician? Well Andy later. Oh
33:05Yeah, a special trip to that. Oh
33:08Tom I love you. I don't want to be rude, but
33:12Off you pop son
33:18While Steven tries to put some distance between himself and Tom Ella is getting closer and closer to shaggy-haired Alex
33:26If me and you we're gonna go on a first date right now, nope, so we know each other say like tomorrow
33:36Yeah, yeah and anything what would it be
33:40Picnics queue if the weather's good
33:44Okay, your turn I would like to start on the Saturday night
33:48very specific, okay, and then
33:51We could like both just say good night to each other after
33:56Fun, right and then wake up. Yeah, I'd be like, oh I've got a seer again
34:02Obviously, I really really like Alex he seems to be really into me
34:07I think he's definitely the best guy so far
34:10Like are you one of these things like I'd like to be a buzz home on this stage in this or are you very open-minded?
34:15Do you want to just have fun like what kind of five are you gonna because one thing I can't read about you is
34:20is that I
34:23Think when you know, you know, then yeah as well like
34:28After a while, yeah, we give up my history. It's really hard to be like I'm gonna find the one
34:33I just don't know if I believe in the one I'd love to you know when people say like
34:38It finds you when you're looking yeah, but you're normally not looking for it because you're doing something fun
34:43Yeah, I know it might just be me, but I have no idea what this fella is going on about
34:48Anyways Tristan and Chris have apparently decided to suck each other off or something like that
34:54You suck the card in and you have to pass it to the next person
34:59With your mouth. Yes, correct. And then if you drop it, you have to do a tree for death
35:06There we go, okay
35:08Okay
35:15We're playing suck-and-blow may as well be spin the bottle at this stage either way
35:20We all need to grow up a little bit possibly mainly me
35:23I dare you to kiss the girl you would like to kiss right now and we're gonna go straight in no funny Christ
35:38Oh
35:48Okay
35:51That was the definition of an open-mouth kiss and it was bloody delightful I think it was the
35:57No, it's the fact
36:03You have not got a good soot game on you you're going to the wrong public toilets
36:12Yes
36:14The two girls that you're most interested in from today. Oh Chris. Do you think you stitch me up here fella?
36:21This is great. This is a great situation to be in. This is interesting
36:26It's really getting interesting this car
36:29nice
36:39That's one nice, okay
36:46Why do I feel so good there's nothing like a sloppy snog to help make up one's mind
36:51While Phil Mitchell aka Tom has no choice but to make new friends in the living room Steven quick grab David before he clutcher
37:00Do you fancy popping outside and sitting out on the yeah for sure. Yeah. Yeah, let's do it
37:09Well, we've managed to sneak out of no one's seen us by the looks of it so much calmer out here
37:14So yeah, I really enjoyed the experience
37:18So, yeah, I really enjoyed talking to you today
37:22I wish you'd just been kind of us. Oh, I just felt a little bit awkward. It's up next. I can't clearly
37:30Find you attractive. So I was wondering if you wanted to come on a date with me tomorrow
37:36Yes, yeah, I do. Definitely. Yeah for sure. I'd like to get to know you one-on-one
37:41Like it's hard when you're in a big group. Yeah, you've got someone else on next year and you're a piggy in the middle
37:47And
37:49So, yeah, I'd love to spend some quality time with you and just have a laugh
37:53Yeah, I do feel like we've got quite a bit in common. I think so. I think we vibe quite well
37:57Yeah, so let's try and explore that and yeah for sure. Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I'm gonna go in now
38:17For fuck's sake Tristan
38:19Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I've got every side you ruin that then Trish you ruined my moment. I'm see fucks it
38:35Stop it gross
38:37Right guys, let's go back. Yes, let's go socialize. Yeah being very naughty. Yeah, me too. Can nobody come in his vo booth, please
38:43I need a second
38:46I
38:55Welcome back to celebs go dating where our five famous faces are having a night to remember at the agency away day party
39:08She's dancing or mopping up
39:11In
39:14The kitchen Lauren's trying to put her anxieties behind her by playing drinking games, I mean it might work
39:20Okay, so never have I ever
39:23Had sex in a public place
39:25So you drink if you have right? Oh, yeah
39:282012 frozen I'll Lewisham Tesco's next never have I ever
39:32Cheered on someone
39:35All right smiles. Don't think I'll also needs that moving on
39:39Never have I ever gone on a date with someone. I did want to I
39:43Think Lauren's on one now
39:45I don't know if it's them or me or both, but I'm finding this really hard. I'm really awkward
39:53Right Danny you're going mate
39:55Do you want to phone a friend if you don't go anything I've gone and stayed there for what
40:01Never have I ever made a knob on myself in front of Lauren Goodman
40:06Maybe just down it
40:09So with Lauren not feeling the boys Stephen and Ella are discussing that kiss
40:18Right he went in for a kiss
40:20Like Tom what happened right he went in for a kiss
40:24He went into you. I went into it first. Okay, then the second kiss he coming to me and why we kissed it
40:30He might love it
40:32He granted like oh, yeah, there was definitely
40:36Drippage where from front or back? I need to change my tenor man now. No, keep it on kinky
40:43Did you see yourself being with him or dating outside the agency
40:48100% he is such a gem. Oh, I'm really funny and a bit a
40:52Little bit kinky. Yeah. Yeah, he's got every sort of element. No, I like so anyway, tell me about you
40:58So Alex, obviously I've kind of had my eyes on it. I love it. It's so lush. I really like it
41:04Do you feel like you got anything? I think I was a little bit cray-cray. Yeah
41:08Yeah, I said it take a lot for me to my from I had to tell him me I look at him
41:12Oh my god, I'm gonna have to end it with these. Yeah. Yeah
41:19Since joining the agency, I have met some really nice guys. Don't get me wrong, but I've had my doubts
41:26Alex I
41:28Just don't have any doubts at all
41:32Over with Chris and he's pulled Jada for a chat probably wants to talk about shit jumpers. I imagine
41:38So
41:41Obviously, I've got picked somebody for a date tomorrow and actually even if I didn't I think I would still be asking you on a
41:46Date, so that is my way of asking you on a date. Would you like to go on a date date?
41:51Yeah, you know, are you asking me today? I think I've made
41:56Yeah, go then go on then go then okay
42:01So what do we do now?
42:03Probably get it into your diaries good to be organized
42:07You
42:14Here they go, right, let's leave them to it make me feel a bit sick
42:19Another pair who are beginning to look vomit inducing are Ella and Alex
42:25Yeah, I don't know if I let's do this right now, but I think it's quite obvious would you
42:33Go on a date with me. I'd love to go on a date with you. I don't think you know that
42:38No, it's gonna bury you you make my belly go like funny, but not funny. Like when you need a shit
42:42Oh else like butterfly like that. I don't mean I don't you shame yourself
42:56I know I told Reese I wouldn't snog anyone but
43:00Alex is just too good
43:03How can I not snog him?
43:09With Steve and Chris and Ella all having dates in the bag. It's decision time for to go Tristan
43:15I think we should have a little seat and enjoy the view. I would love to please
43:21Have you had a nice evening? Absolutely. How has your evening? It's been it's been a lot
43:27But like in the best way in a good way in a fantastic look at my little hand you like it's okay
43:31Is that right? You can touch me if you want
43:34You're cheeky. I like the cheek. Really?
43:38And I would like to get to know you
43:40more really
43:42And I'd like to take you out. I'd like to go on a date with you
43:45If you'd like to go there
43:47Would love to yes. Yeah
43:50Thanks for inviting me
43:53Good
43:57I
44:01Chosen Kier because she is stunning. She's cheeky
44:05She's very different to Georgia, but I do feel like we have formed a connection
44:11But one person who hasn't made a connection is Lauren
44:18Today has been it's been a lot like a lot for me, but I don't know. I just felt really intense
44:26I just I'm just not used to this anymore
44:28Like I just like I'm protecting myself as I look but unless you put yourself out there
44:32You're never gonna let you want to be a 40 year old old lady with
44:41Do you want to meet some because you at least you know what it's like
44:45Take a little
44:50You've gone through so much more in your life
44:53Do not let this set you back we've all all of us all of us have had setbacks
44:58You're amazing to have come in to a room for the show. I couldn't have done this so
45:03Honestly pat yourself on the back, and we're gonna boss it and you've got a friend now come on darling
45:08I'm glad I've got Ella today has been crazy overwhelming, but I'm not gonna choose a day
45:13I'm just gonna take one step at a time and see what happens
45:20Laura might not be taking the plunge, but this lot have
45:24Yeah, I imagine that hot tubs 50% water and 50% leakage Stevens
45:35I don't know how this is escalated so quickly
45:37But we appear to be having a brothel based jacuzzi session and as the night draws to an end the boys are planning a sleepover
45:45Well, it has been a tiring day
45:49Sweet dreams
45:53Oh
45:57See Alexa
46:03Please be a steve-o, but put your legs together mate now. I need to say that
46:08Next week. Oh my god. I've not had enough coffee yet
46:12Lauren's date milks it me and the other butler ended up trying the breast milk from source
46:19Ella falls out with her fella. You're lying. I'm not gonna be accused of being a liar. There's one thing
46:25I am NOT is the liar and the agency brunch comes with a side of celebrity beef
46:30I don't think that was cool Chris. I find that
46:33Quite unfair. I think the way you're acting is arrogant. What do you mean by the way? I'm acting as our celebs. You can't couple
46:42You look like a superstar. Oh, no, that's the worst way to start this date
46:46Dating basically, I touched his willy and then I told him to go
47:16You