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00:00Let's go through a couple more of these games for this weekend, Scotty, because we have
00:07a few places that we want to stop at.
00:09Let's start in Vegas.
00:10Yes, that's right, Vegas.
00:12Raiders and the Chargers this weekend to kick off their seasons.
00:17A lot has been said in this offseason about Devontae Adams, Scotty.
00:21Does he want to be a Raider?
00:22Does he want to be in Vegas?
00:24Does he want to leave?
00:25Does he think the coach stinks, the quarterback stinks, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:28Devontae Adams said, unless you've heard it from me, don't believe anything that you
00:34hear out there.
00:35Here he is.
00:36Once again, whatever you see, if it ain't from the horse's mouth, it's probably bullshit.
00:41I don't like when that happens, because at the end of the day, I don't really care.
00:46I live my life, and I've gotten to where I've gotten in life in this game or whatever, just
00:51from not really paying too much attention to what people say and not feeding into it.
00:55Not even responding, which is why you haven't really seen me come out and say, oh, this
00:59ain't true.
01:00That ain't true.
01:01I don't even want to give it attention, because it's already enough.
01:02The moment I open my mouth, it's all over everything.
01:05But I guess they got what they wanted this time.
01:08Whatever has been put out there lately is complete BS.
01:11I've never talked to Deshaun Jackson about one thing, so I don't know why.
01:15I didn't see the interview, so I don't even want to say, I don't know if that is a real
01:19quote that came out or how that played out, but in terms of me being upset or not being
01:24happy in this organization, it's just a bunch of BS that's just meant to throw everybody
01:28off and get clickbait.
01:29Everybody wants to see what Devontae Adams has got to say, and he's pissed off in Vegas.
01:33If I was pissed off, I mean, I wouldn't be here right now.
01:38That just can't be true.
01:39I have never once spent a second of my day thinking of Devontae Adams or what he's thinking
01:46or saying.
01:47I'll say this much for him, though.
01:49That was better than their season is going to be.
01:52Watching him just go through that whole diatribe is better than anything you're going to see
01:56from the Raiders this year.
01:58I don't think anyone cares about him in Vegas.
02:01I think people in Vegas want him there, but I don't think everyone else that's a fan of
02:07the NFL gives a rat's ass about the Raiders or Devontae Adams.
02:13It's all in their own heads.
02:15You know who I'm talking about.
02:16I have friends that work for the Raiders, and they never stop.
02:20They never stop with the Raiders.
02:22I mean, it is just, you would think the Raiders have won 15 Super Bowls, the way these people,
02:27they're demented.
02:29They are so demented.
02:30They think they're so great.
02:31I mean, this is one of the, they have been, they have not been a team that mattered since
02:36Al Davis was alive.
02:37I don't care what anybody says.
02:39You can talk all you want about all the great players they have.
02:42They never get it done.
02:45I don't believe in Antonio Pierce.
02:47I don't believe they're a good football team.
02:49I don't think they're going to be a good football team, and they never are.
02:54The days are over.
02:55Al Davis, when he died, that was the end of him.
02:58When have they mattered since then besides never, never, but they're always on national
03:03television.
03:04I mean, honestly, like at the very least, at least the Pittsburgh Steelers win.
03:13They win.
03:14They win games.
03:15That's why they're on national television all the time in prime time.
03:18They're on a bunch of times this year because they win, whether you like it or not.
03:21And they have six Super Bowl trophies.
03:24So hate me all you want.
03:25The Raiders won with Al Davis, and that was it.
03:28His son's a goofball.
03:29He's a goofball.
03:30His son is, he is the combination of Hal and Hank Steinbrenner.
03:36That's what they are.
03:37The son that never lived up to his father's expectations, and you can quote me on that
03:41too.
03:42And he's got a crappy hairdo.
03:43Then again, so do I.
03:44Kendall Roy.
03:45Kendall Roy.
03:46Right?
03:47Kendall Roy.
03:48What's he doing now, Broadway?
03:49The Raiders are getting three at SoFi on Sunday.
04:01That is in the later window, the four o'clock east window.
04:05Forty and a half is the total for that game.
04:08Of course, it's also the first game of the Harbaugh era in Los Angeles.
04:12So we shall see.
04:15When is this guy going to win?
04:17This Justin Herbert guy.
04:19I mean, you know, honestly, all I hear about is how great this guy is and he never gets
04:25it done either.
04:26Like where and when is this going to come about?
04:30Like is it Jim Harbaugh that's going to bring out the best in him?
04:34Because he never does anything.
04:36He never does anything.
04:37He'll have big 400 yard games and then but he doesn't win.
04:42He doesn't win, does he?
04:43Does he?
04:44And he had all the receivers.
04:46I don't want to hear it.
04:47He had Keenan Allen, you name it.
04:51He's had everything on that team and they still don't win.
04:55Yeah.
04:56And I don't think you know, I don't think it's going to be this year either where any
05:01of that changes for him, as we'll see when we get to the win total sheet of integrity.
05:07We may be going after the Chargers this year in Los Angeles.
05:14Let's go to Cleveland next, Scotty.
05:16Where, of course, Deshaun Watson is healthy and back at quarterback for the Browns this
05:21year.
05:22If you remember last year, he wasn't very good.
05:25He got hurt and then the Browns made a run to the playoffs with Joe Flacco at quarterback.
05:30He was playing really good football and the offense looked a lot better when Joe Flacco
05:35was in there.
05:36So you sent me this thing about him saying there's no doubt that he's still elite.
05:39I was going to give you that, but he really didn't elaborate on it.
05:44He asked him, do you still think you're one of the best quarterbacks in the league?
05:46And basically he just said, yeah.
05:48And he moved on.
05:49He didn't really expound.
05:50But what he did expound on was another question where they said the Browns, the national media
05:56really isn't giving Cleveland much of a chance this year.
05:59What did Watson think of that?
06:00It's fine with us.
06:01It's perfect.
06:02We're just going to go under the radar and work.
06:04That's all we can do.
06:05We don't, we don't get into all the power rankings and people opinions.
06:09So it's the NFL.
06:11Rankings change, teams change, rankings change.
06:14So you know, it's week one, you know, the key is to be the best team and week 17 each
06:20week you got to get better.
06:21And I think that the teams that do that, you see them, you know, rise to the top and end
06:26up in that, that, that final game.
06:28And that's what we got to take that approach.
06:30He's never been a part of them getting better.
06:33Just so we're clear.
06:34The only thing he's ever done is rob the bank.
06:38I mean, this guy literally went in with a mask on and a sawed off shotgun and clean
06:43the bank out of $260 million.
06:46I cannot believe the deal that that guy got because he has never lived up to $1 of it.
06:52He hasn't done anything yet.
06:54And you wonder why people don't like him.
06:56The last time he did anything good, it was all those juicy massage parlor stories because
07:01they were fantastic.
07:03But his football, blah, blah, blah.
07:06Joe Flacco is better than him.
07:08I mean, honestly, he never played better than Joe Flacco did for Cleveland.
07:12Let's see him do better than Joe Flacco did.
07:15Honestly, like no one cares about Deshaun Watson anymore.
07:19I mean, honestly, he thinks he's the lead.
07:21He's tripping.
07:22He's tripping.
07:23He has been awful in Cleveland.
07:26Absolutely awful.
07:28The Browns are favored against the Cowboys though on Sunday, also in the late window
07:32at four o'clock East.
07:33Forty and a half is the total for this game, minus two and a half for Cleveland.
07:38I think we kind of mentioned this yesterday, the day before, Scotty.
07:41I like the Cowboys here as well.
07:44I think they're going to go in there and smack them upside the head, just right upside the
07:50head like one of those ones that you have your eardrum pop, whap, right up the side
07:54of the head.
07:55Whap, eardrum pop.
07:56It's about Cincinnati now where Joe Burrow and the Cincinnati Bengals get ready to start
08:02another year.
08:04A lot of injuries for Joey Silk, Scotty.
08:06Let's be fair, aside from the year where the Bengals went to the Super Bowl and lost that
08:11game to the Rams, we've had ACLs last year.
08:15The wrist cost him the end of his season and he did not finish it.
08:19Well, he's back healthy and ready to go for another year as they get ready to open up
08:23at home against New England on Sunday.
08:25Hi.
08:26Just like every year, you know, whenever you come back from injury, you feel like you got
08:31to come back and show that not only you can do what you did prior to the injury, but also
08:39that I've gotten better.
08:40So I'm excited to go out and show the work that I've put in over the last, you know,
08:46eight months.
08:47I know the other guys are too.
08:49It's been a long time coming, so we're ready to go.
08:51Listen, I have to say, there is no way that you can get away with that.
08:57I put my tints in my hair once when I had long hair, I think at MTV, and I was abused
09:04for upwards of three months to five months of people abusing me and making fun of me.
09:11If you don't have blonde hair naturally, it should be criminal to paint your hair blonde
09:21like Joe Burrow has done.
09:24Football aside, and his great skills as a quarterback and his fixed wrist, you just
09:31can't sell me on the blonde hairdo thing he's trying to pull off.
09:36I mean, now listen, I don't worry about other dudes, how they look and everything, but I
09:40am troubled by dudes that paint their hair blonde.
09:44I am troubled by it.
09:45I don't have really a reason for it other than it doesn't go over.
09:50There is no one that knew him that thinks he looks good with blonde hair, including
09:54his mother.
09:56No one ever like has brown hair and then shows up for school or work one day with blonde
10:01hair and not have like a long three to five month abusive relationship with others making
10:07fun of you.
10:09I think he looks awful and I think it'll affect his season.
10:12And in fact, I think he's going to be like Rudy Giuliani at some point and it's going
10:16to start dripping down his face.
10:19Blonde dye, hair dye is going to start running down the sides of his face.
10:24Like remember when Rudy gave the speech on television and he started dripping black dye
10:28down the sides of his face?
10:31You remember that, Carver, I think we have the same situation here.
10:34Now I am off the rails right now talking about some guy's hairdo, but it's more exciting
10:40than talking about the Cincinnati Bengals and their old geezer owner who won't pay their
10:44top receiver, right?
10:48That's it.
10:49Look.
10:50And apparently they are.
10:51There were some reports this morning that they are going to pay Chase at some point
10:55here.
10:56He was, I did see the video of him walking back across the street to practice it at.
11:02That's very bizarre.
11:03They like cross some big street there in Cincinnati to go to their practice field.
11:09And he was out there again doing that work.
11:11I want to give you an update here.
11:12Two nothing Diamondbacks.
11:13I'm going to get to that game in a moment.
11:16Blake Snell didn't come out for the second inning, Scotty.
11:19He threw 42 pitches in the first inning.
11:22Of course, we saw a couple errors on defense and walked a few batters.
11:26Things weren't going well.
11:27Quit the team.
11:28But he did not come back out for the second inning.
11:32So I have not.
11:33I have never tied, like painted his hair blonde.
11:38He has always just kept it high and tight, clean and tight.
11:43Goes to the barber, gets it cleaned up.
11:46Oh, so now you're going to tell me when you were in high school, you rocked the blonde
11:49hair.
11:50You tried it.
11:51A little after.
11:53We had the blonde around 99.
11:55I went to Woodstock 99.
11:58We put the blonde hair in before that.
12:01Yeah.
12:02Before all that, before the drive up to upstate New York, I had the blonde hair.
12:06I maybe did it one other time after that.
12:10But yes, when I was 19, 20, 21 years old, it happened.
12:14How toxic was the experience of I remember doing it once, as I said, only once.
12:20And I ended because I had to sit in that chair for like three hours with that dye in my hair
12:26and oil in my head.
12:27I thought I was like, oh, yeah, like I was a spaceship or something.
12:32It wasn't three hours.
12:34I did like the box you buy at the like the Super Bowl, you know, in the kitchen real
12:39quick.
12:40Just yeah.
12:41That's all.
12:42Yeah.
12:43There was absolutely nothing professional about anything that I did.
12:45There was nothing professional about it whatsoever.
12:48And that's how it all turned out.
12:51I can't imagine.
12:52Wait, we got to get Luke tomorrow.
12:55Can we get a we got to get a photo of Carver High with a blonde hairdo?
13:03No matter what.
13:04We'll have to find one made up like might be you'll never find a photo of him from ninety
13:09nine.
13:10So you just do it yourself.
13:11You do like I have a couple of that.
13:14I might have a couple from from that.
13:17Oh, if you have those photos, send them to Luke and Mafia and we got to air them.
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13:30television in the world.
13:31This one.
13:32Indeed.
13:34To end this, the Bengals are now minus eight and a half.
13:36This did get to seven and a half.
13:37And now that it looks like Chase is back in the mix, it's back to eight and a half and
13:41forty and a half is the total.
13:44I mean, if they don't rake them by two toddies, something's wrong in the world.
13:49Like this is allegedly the worst team in football going to the jungle against a guy that is
13:56hemorrhaging to go off like he has just been waiting for this day.
14:02You heard him for eight months.
14:03He had surgery.
14:04This guy.
14:05And I honestly believe he will be better with ten pounds added of muscle.
14:09I think that, you know, sometimes, you know, everyone hates gaining weight.
14:14I got to tell you, when I put on after my heart surgery, I put on 30.
14:18I've never been fatter.
14:20But I'll tell you this much.
14:21I'm hard to move in the low block.
14:23I mean, you give me the ball down there.
14:25I'm going to do some things.
14:26The Arizona Cardinals will start their season in the below on Sunday against Josh Allen
14:32and the Buffalo Bills.
14:33Murray did come back and finish the end of last season.
14:37Looked pretty good.
14:38He's got a new weapon in Marvin Harrison Jr. to start this one.
14:41What are his goals?
14:42He's got some big goals here, Scotty, that he still wants to get accomplished while he's
14:47a member of the Arizona Cardinals, not just this season, but beyond.
14:50That's the goal.
14:51That's the goal.
14:53You know, I would love to end my career here with multiple Super Bowls and, you know, MVPs
14:57and all the accolades and stuff like that.
15:01I think ability-wise, for sure, you know, I've never questioned my ability or anything
15:05like that.
15:06Obviously, you never know when this game will be taken away from you or anything like that.
15:09But I'm just, you know, grateful and just taking it one day at a time, focused on this
15:13week.
15:14And we had a good day today, so.
15:17There's no denying the guy can break ankles.
15:22And he can sling it.
15:23I mean, I think he's going to hook up with Harrison Jr., I mean, left and right.
15:28I mean, that guy is going to become numero uno target of every game for the Arizona Cardinals.
15:35In fact, I think the rest of their team is trash.
15:40I think it's those two are the featured attraction.
15:45They will be the featured attraction.
15:47That's for sure.
15:48Getting six and a half in Buffalo, 47 and a half is the total.
15:54I'll say this to you, and I'm sure we'll do a little bit more of it tomorrow.
15:57I think the Bills are going to win this game, Scotty.
16:00But I'm a little leery laying almost a touchdown with an almost completely different Bill team
16:09outside of Josh Allen.
16:10I think that Allen can win this game, and he's got a lot of new weapons, he's got to
16:14get involved, etc.
16:16But I don't know if I want to be waiting around for them to win by seven plus this Sunday.
16:22That's for sure.
16:23Yeah, I'm worried that all their best players are gone.
16:27And the ones that are still there didn't matter to begin with, other than Josh Allen.
16:34So I would agree with your assessment.
16:37It's dangerous.
16:38The thing is, I never like giving a tutty to a good quarterback that has a really good
16:45receiver.
16:47That means the Led Zeppelin, the backdoor's open, backdoor man.
16:51I'm very leery of the fourth quarter of games where I'm laying that much wood against a
17:00good quarterback that can strike at a moment's notice and score, and just sling it right
17:07up the field and score and burn you.
17:10How many bad beats have you had?
17:12How many Marlies have you had over the years because some quarterback got his hands on
17:16the ball with a minute left and just did his magic and backdoored you?
17:21I mean, it smells like that to me, too.
17:24I'm with you.
17:25I don't trust the Bills this year.
17:26They got rid of all their best players.
17:28They obviously cleaned house.
17:30I don't care what anybody says.
17:32They did.
17:33And they're different.
17:34And we don't know what they're going to do.
17:36And you can gauge nothing on that stupid-ass preseason.
17:41Absolutely nothing can come good of thinking in the preseason actually matters once we
17:46get to the real pain day this week.
17:49Caleb Williams, the number one overall pick in this year's draft, he played a little bit
17:54in the preseason, but this is a whole new ballgame for him, Scotty.
17:58How will he be feeling when he steps on an NFL field for the first time coming up this
18:02week?
18:03Well, when feet touch the grass, it's going to be business as usual.
18:08I probably will take a, I normally like to, when I run out the stadium, kind of do a little
18:12spin in the tunnel when I'm coming out the tunnel, just kind of see the stadium, take
18:16it all in and, and, and, and feel the, you know, the energy, the vibe and, and, and get
18:21going from there.
18:22Once I do my spin, get down to the sideline, it's, it's go time.
18:27Yeah.
18:28Whatever.
18:29Listen, this is the, this is the NFL son.
18:32And you know what he's got, he's number one and he's got all that money.
18:36So nothing else matters.
18:38But what they really have is problems with all these grand Geo's predictions that he's
18:44rookie of the year before he's taking a snap coach at a year in, in a dental floss, Heber
18:49floos.
18:50They're going to the Superbowl.
18:51I mean, these are, I'm going to barf.
18:53I'm going to, I'm going to start barfing on the set here, project out Linda Blair, barfing
18:59exorcist, barfing.
19:00I'm sick of hearing about this guy's taking over the NFL.
19:05Okay.
19:06We'll see how he looks when he's looking up at the sky, does his little spin move.
19:10How about when he's spinning after he gets raped, this is the NFL son.
19:14You're going to get hit.
19:15You're going to learn the hard way.
19:16You think you're a bad-ass.
19:17He wasn't even a bad-ass at USC Christ.
19:20I don't even know how he won that effing Heisman, to be honest with you.
19:23I thought he was average at USC honest to Christ liner was better than him.