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00:00What's up, Wolfpack Fam? It's your boy, Kid, back at it again. Hope you're doing well.
00:14Continuing my journey of Toast of London with my boy, Matt Berry. You know, what adventures
00:19are gonna, you know, happen on this week's episode? I gotta stay tuned to find out, ladies
00:24and gentlemen. I have my sausage, eggs, and, uh, no slice of toast for me, but, um, uh,
00:29some coffee. So that's gonna jumpstart my day now. I need a good laugh, but ladies and
00:33gentlemen, as always, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. Snacks is not included. Dammit,
00:38you gotta bring your own. Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe. Absolutely free
00:41to do. Let's get this journey started. Uh, we're gonna chill with Matt Berry and a slice
00:44of toast. Let's go. Snacks not included. Let's freaking go. Looks like we back in the booth.
00:51Let's go.
00:52Mind the gap. Mind the gap. Hello, uh, Stephen. Uh, could you do a quicker one? Mind the gap.
01:08Uh, hello again. Uh, how about doing a funky one? What does that even mean? Who the fuck
01:15are you anyway? Sorry, Stephen. Let me introduce Mayor of London, Boris Johnson. Of course.
01:22Right, Stephen, um, maybe try a couple of the traditional readings again where you emphasize
01:27the word mind and the word gap. Yeah, all right. Are we rolling? Hi, Stephen. This is
01:32Clem Fandango. Can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango. So like the traditional
01:37delivery, Stephen, where you hit the word mind and the word gap. Yeah, thanks for clearing
01:40that up, Clem. All part of the service, Stephen. Hello. Uh, I've just had a thought. Could
01:46you leave quite a long gap between the words the and gap? Mind the gap. Let's have some
02:02fun. Try an even longer gap between those words. Mind the...
02:27Is that longer?
02:40Is that fucking longer?
02:45Careful what you wish for.
02:57Hello.
03:10What's your porn name, Ed? Posh Dong Minge Muncher. That's your porn name, is it? Yes.
03:16So Posh Dong was the name of your first pet and Minge Muncher was your mother's maiden
03:21name. Sorry? Well, that's how you come up with your porn name. You combine the name
03:25of your first pet with your mother's maiden name. I haven't a clue what you're talking
03:29about, Toast. Football. What's this, Ed? Oh, that's the application form for the Prostitutes
03:39and Celebrities Blow Football tournament. A blow football? That's where people blow
03:44those tiny footballs around with straws in their mouths. Yes. The tournament's organised
03:48by my show business charity, The River Rats. It raises money for good causes and this year
03:52I think it's for homeless ponies. Ah, so who takes part? Actors and prostitutes? Well,
03:57technically, celebrities and prostitutes. We get the odd footballer, but ironically
04:01they're not actually very good at blow football. Do they team you up with the prostitute or
04:05do you have to bring your own? I always bring my own. Why don't you take part, Toast? It's
04:09tremendous fun. You must know some prostitutes. How about that purchased woman you're having
04:14an affair with? She's one, isn't she? Well, she is, but she's also a very strong feminist.
04:19I think she'd find the whole thing quite un-PC. No one took a blind bit of notice when Arthur
04:23Askey and Tommy Cooper started back in the 60s, but nowadays we'd get up the noses of
04:28those women's libbers and killjoys at the BBC. Blow football with prostitutes? This
04:32sounds right up my route. Can I fill this in? Excellent. Could be good publicity for
04:37you, too. Why don't you ask Mrs P? Is she still with her husband? What's his name? Roy?
04:43Ray. Ray bloody Purchase. What's he doing these days?
04:48A man's penis is then inserted into the other man's anus. This is most unnatural. A man's
04:58penis is meant to go into a lady's vagina, not another man's anus. Very good. That is
05:07the end of today's lecture.
05:13I have to say, Swivney, that was a great talk. The gays have had it all their own way for
05:20far too long in this country. It really is super that you have the bottle to come here
05:26and tell it like it is. Yes. Thank you, Ray Purchase. I know we both abhor this rampant
05:33bum banditry I see everywhere in your country. Now, I'm meeting some anti-gay friends of
05:40mine in the local pub. Would you like to come along? Oh, yes. That sounds exactly like my
05:46idea of a great night out. Don't touch me.
05:52Don't touch him.
05:56I'm home, my darling.
06:01Had a few drinks with Swivney and the anti-gays. They want me to help them inform people of
06:07the dangers of homosex in an entertaining way. Really? Actually, I'd rather not know
06:14about it. It reeks of homophobia. Nonsense. I don't know what you're talking about.
06:20God, I've had a skinful. Then I look forward to you snoring really loudly. Snoring? I've
06:26never snored in my entire...
06:31Fucking gay.
06:37Holy fuck.
06:41Troast, don't you even bother to knock anymore?
06:45Where's your soppy husband? He's here, actually. In the bed.
06:50Looks dead. He's probably just hung over. He went to an anti-gay lecture given by Nick
06:55Swivney. Oh, there he is.
06:58He's probably just hung over. He went to an anti-gay lecture given by Nick Swivney.
07:02Looks dead. He's probably just hung over. He went to an anti-gay lecture given by Nick
07:06Swivney. Oh, there he is.
07:08Everybody got pissed in the pub afterwards.
07:10Let's not talk. Let's just do it.
07:13In front of him? Holy fuck.
07:17Let's go toast.
07:22My God.
07:24Oh, fuck.
07:29It was phenomenal.
07:33Ed was talking to me about some celebrity and prostitute blow football tournament.
07:38Yes. Ray's asked me to partner him this year. It's happening soon, isn't it?
07:42So you know about it? Well, I was hoping you'd partner me.
07:46It's just, Ray and I, our marriage hasn't been great recently. I think this could bring
07:51us together more. I mean, I know a celebrity and prostitutes blow football tournament is
07:55frightfully un-PC, but I think my marriage should come first.
07:59I can get you the name of a few prostitutes, if you like.
08:02OK. I have to say, I would quite like to win this tournament.
08:05As you know, I'm fiercely competitive in everything I do.
08:16This is a bit weird, Mrs P. I'd like to go.
08:21Maybe we should get a more up-to-date photo of you, Toast,
08:25now that you're playing more mature roles.
08:29No, leave it, Jane. It's fine. I mean, it may be 30 years old,
08:33but as you can see, I haven't changed one bit.
08:35Hmm. Um...
08:37You know, I'd really like to win this prostitute and celebrity blow football tournament.
08:41As you know, I'm fiercely competitive in everything I do.
08:44I'm just worried about my marriage.
08:47Not like you to think like that, Toast.
08:49It isn't, is it? It's almost like I turned into your friend Ben Elton.
08:53Or Gary Barlow.
08:55Who?
08:58Do you like Charles Dickens?
09:00Dickens? Yes, of course.
09:01An offer's coming.
09:02To play Dickens?
09:03Yes. Would you like to play Dickens?
09:05Sure.
09:06Does Frank Boff like to party?
09:07What?
09:08Yeah, I'd love to play Dickens.
09:10I'd love to play Dickens.
09:12I'd love to play Dickens.
09:14What?
09:15Yeah, I'd love to play Dickens.
09:17No-one's done him properly.
09:19Callow tried in his one-man show, but he was too camp.
09:22Not like Dickens at all.
09:24He was more like Larry Grayson or...
09:26Russell Brand.
09:28I'll find out some more details.
09:30PHONE RINGS
09:34Toast?
09:36Ah, Mrs Purchase.
09:38Where are you?
09:39All right, I'll be right there.
09:41That was Mrs Purchase.
09:43She's got some suggestions for prostitutes
09:45to partner me in the tournament.
09:47It's in a place called Springleys,
09:49on the Fulham Road.
09:50Springleys?
09:51I don't know it.
09:53Is it a gentlemen's club?
09:55Ah.
10:03Ah.
10:05What the fuck?
10:06Ah, here you are.
10:07Sorry I'm late.
10:08Took me ages to find this place.
10:10I thought it was a club or fine bar.
10:12Hop in.
10:15Now, I've been looking at these.
10:17Now, that's Lola.
10:19She is a really nice prostitute.
10:21Paige?
10:22I mean, she's a great prostitute.
10:24Ruby?
10:25One of the best prostitutes around.
10:27Yes.
10:28Are any of these prostitutes good at blow football?
10:30What?
10:31Well, Ed says you're not allowed to have sex
10:33with the prostitutes during the tournament,
10:35so I may as well go with the one that's the best
10:37at blow football.
10:38Oh, you want Wendy Nook?
10:39Who?
10:40Wendy Nook.
10:41Yeah, she's a great prostitute.
10:42Probably the best one at blow football.
10:44Fantastic.
10:45Should I give her a call?
10:48Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
10:51I must say, you're looking very nice today, Mrs. P.
10:56Yes.
10:57Very nice.
11:00Let's go.
11:05Holy fuck, man.
11:07Let's go.
11:08Hang on.
11:09My balls are about to fizz.
11:11Oh!
11:14Are you sure, Jane?
11:15Yes, yes.
11:16You look exactly like Dickens.
11:19But are you sure I have to dress like him for the audition?
11:21I think it shows great attention to detail on their part.
11:25They're even sending a driver to pick you up.
11:28Not for you, unfortunately, but it shows they're keen.
11:33You still want to play, Dickens, don't you?
11:36Of course.
11:37Well, good.
11:39All right.
11:40Toast?
11:45No fucking way.
11:47What, the Dickens tours?
11:51Something's wrong here, Jason.
11:53It's very, very wrong.
11:54Yes, sorry, Toast.
11:56There possibly has been a misunderstanding here.
11:59The finer details may have been on the attachment,
12:01and I rarely read attachments.
12:04They think I'm a tour guide.
12:05I presumed you were being picked up and taken to the audition.
12:09No, no, they think I'm a tour guide.
12:11So...
12:13..you don't want to be a tour guide?
12:15Of course I don't want to be a bloody tour guide, Jane!
12:17I'm an actor!
12:19Is there a pension scheme with tour guides?
12:22Anyone there you could talk to about that?
12:24Is there a what?
12:25Pension?
12:27Acting's a shaky profession, Toast,
12:29and there'll come a time fairly soon
12:31when you won't be able to act any more.
12:33This could be an opportunity for you.
12:35I'm not a tour guide, Jane, I'm an actor.
12:38We all have to take our last bow at some point, Toast.
12:41We've had our fun over the years,
12:43but this could be a dignified way out.
12:45I'm just, I'm looking at the long-term option.
12:48What, and end up as a tour guide?
12:51Um, yes.
12:53Jane, that's probably the worst idea you've ever had,
12:56and if I wasn't such a nice guy,
12:58I'd tell you to stick it up your kite.
13:00How dare you talk to me like that?
13:02And don't make that face.
13:04If I were you, Sunshine,
13:06I'd learn the tour guide ropes
13:08because I have a feeling you'll be back, cap in hand.
13:12For fuck's sake!
13:15You just drive around all day, do you?
13:17Yeah.
13:19Your job satisfaction must be nil.
13:21I'd probably throw myself in the Thames.
13:25Whoa, you can't get on here.
13:27It's a tourist bus.
13:28That's what I want, I want a tour of the London.
13:30Well, then you need to go to Piccadilly Circus.
13:32No, I have a tourist ticket which allows me on tour.
13:35Look, best let her on.
13:36I can't be doing her the arse, eh?
13:38He says go up.
13:41Better go up there and keep an eye on her.
13:43Why?
13:44A lot of them piss on the bus.
13:46Really?
13:47Yeah.
13:48They should keep an eye on them.
13:49They piss on the bus.
13:50You know what people are like.
13:51Leave you sight for one second,
13:52they're going to start acting up.
13:54Better go upstairs and keep an eye on her.
13:56Look, I'm not a tour guide.
13:57I'm a bloody actor.
13:58Are you now?
13:59Look, do us a favour, mate.
14:00Anything happens, it's me what's going to wear it, isn't it?
14:04Wow.
14:12What's that?
14:13I don't know.
14:14I'm an actor.
14:15I'm not a tour guide.
14:16If you don't tell me about the sights,
14:17I will tell your boss that you touched me.
14:19You'll do what?
14:20Yes.
14:21What?
14:22I will scream, help, he's touched me,
14:23and then you go on sex offender's list.
14:26What the fuck?
14:27Help.
14:28He's touching me.
14:29All right, all right.
14:30Jeez.
14:31God.
14:33There's a council house.
14:35Use megaphone, please.
14:37There's a council house.
14:39There's a lamppost.
14:42That looks like an abattoir.
14:44Some historic facts, please.
14:46God knows.
14:48London was built in the 13th century.
14:52Mostly made of straw.
14:54And then a great fire came and knackered the lot.
14:57And Nick Whittington is considered to have been
15:00a very popular Lord Mayor.
15:02I dread to think if he came to modern London,
15:05what would his gay marriage have been like?
15:08Ray bloody Purchase.
15:11Toast.
15:12What the hell are you doing on that bus?
15:14Is that Nick Swibney?
15:16It's the Beefeater anti-gay tour of London.
15:19Can't you read?
15:21How pathetic.
15:22Who are you meant to be?
15:23Gandhi.
15:24What?
15:25Charles Dickens, you fuck.
15:27Never mind that.
15:28What the hell were you doing asking my wife
15:30to partner you in the celebrity and prostitutes
15:33blow football tournament?
15:34Well, your wife's a prostitute.
15:36You shut your mouth, Toast.
15:37My wife's not a prostitute.
15:39Well, not in the conventional sense.
15:41Oh, come on, Purchase.
15:42Everyone in London knows your wife's a prostitute.
15:45You take that back, Toast.
15:46That's a slur.
15:47Bloody slur.
15:48No, it isn't.
15:49Only difference is, she doesn't do it for money.
15:51Unless it's with you.
15:52She's not a prostitute.
15:53Yeah?
15:54Well, then what the shit is that?
15:59Bye-bye, Purchase.
16:00Got him.
16:04Fuck you, Purchase.
16:11Excuse me.
16:12Yeah?
16:13Are you Wendy Nook?
16:14It's 60 for iron job, 80 for a blow job,
16:16and 95 for the full kahuna.
16:18No, I understand you play blow football.
16:20It's another tenner for blow football.
16:23How did you get that?
16:25I fell out of a tree.
16:28I'm Stephen Toast.
16:29Mrs. Purchase gave me your name.
16:30Said you were the best in the business.
16:32I mean where blow football's concerned.
16:34Do you want to play afterwards or before, boy?
16:36No, no, you misunderstand.
16:38I'm not interested in the other.
16:40I want to win the River Rats Celebrity
16:42and Prostitute Blow Football Tournament.
16:44And I want you to be my partner.
16:46What's in it for me?
16:47It's for a good cause.
16:48Yeah?
16:49What?
16:50Homeless ponies.
16:54Really?
16:55Yes.
16:56You're telling me they're homeless ponies?
16:58Yes.
16:59Good almighty.
17:01That's dreadful.
17:03A very touching plight.
17:06It's really quite sad.
17:10I'm in.
17:11Yes!
17:15Better not be his mom or some shit.
17:19Yes.
17:20What is it?
17:21Ah, Toast.
17:22Ed, this is...
17:23Posh Dunn.
17:25What?
17:26You two know each other?
17:27Oh, not that I recall.
17:28Hi, Posh.
17:29Hi, Posh.
17:32Toast, this is Fifi.
17:33Hi there.
17:34Who the hell are these celebrities?
17:35I don't recognise anyone.
17:36Yeah, me neither.
17:37I'm told they're mostly stand-up comedians
17:39and X-Factor runners-up.
17:40So, you know, it's all for a good cause.
17:42Great.
17:43Well, I've got to go.
17:44Bye.
17:45Bye.
17:46Bye.
17:47Bye.
17:48Ray...
17:52Toast?
17:53Ray Purchase.
17:54Hi, everyone.
17:56We're going to win.
17:57You know that, don't you, Toast?
17:58I wouldn't be so certain, Purchase.
18:00Oh, I've never lost a game of blow football in my life.
18:03I'm certainly not going to lose to you.
18:05In fact, you know what?
18:07I'm so confident we're going to win
18:09that if we don't, I'll...
18:10Do whatever I ask you.
18:12What?
18:13If you lose, you'll do whatever I ask of you.
18:16Well, come on, if you're so bloody sure of yourself.
18:18Oh, I'm so bloody sure of myself, Toast.
18:20OK, so if you lose, you'll do whatever I ask you to.
18:23However disgusting or degrading.
18:26Whatever I ask you to.
18:28Yes.
18:29Holy fuck.
18:30You heard him, everyone.
18:31Yes!
18:32We are definitely, definitely not going to lose.
18:35Ray, are you sure this is wise?
18:37It's all right, darling.
18:38You know exactly what I'm doing.
18:40It's without any risk whatsoever.
18:42Because we will win this tournament.
18:44So what happens next, Ed?
18:46Well, Toast, you're Team A
18:48and you're drawn against Team D,
18:50who are Rafe Fiennes and his partner, Thumper,
18:53who are over there.
18:54Rafe.
18:55The first team to get to ten goals wins
18:57and qualifies for the next round on a simple knockout basis.
19:00Excellent.
19:01Are you ready, Wendy?
19:02Brilliant.
19:04CHEERING
19:06CHEERING
19:26And so we have a very exciting final in prospect
19:29between Team A, Toast and Wendy Nook.
19:32Come on!
19:33And Team E, Mr and Mrs Ray Purchase.
19:36CHEERING
19:37Let's see who are this year's
19:39Prostitutes and Celebrities Global Football Champions.
19:42CHEERING
19:47Let's go!
19:49MUSIC PLAYS
20:01Fuck me.
20:03CHEERING
20:13Right, nine all.
20:15Next goal wins.
20:17WHISTLE BLOWS
20:25It's a lot of blowing.
20:27WHISTLE BLOWS
20:31No, no, no, no.
20:33CHEERING
20:34No!
20:38I told you, Toast.
20:40We are the champions.
20:42Suck on that, Sydney!
20:44Ha-ha!
20:45Er, just a moment.
20:46Rafe Fiennes wants a word.
20:48What's this about?
20:53Um, Rafe Fiennes has told me something.
20:56What did he say, Ed?
20:57He tells me that Mrs Purchase isn't really a prostitute.
21:01Yes, she is!
21:02That's not what you said on that bus, Purchase.
21:04My wife's not a prostitute.
21:06That's what you said the whole of London heard you.
21:09Oh, Ray, you're sweet. I'm really touched.
21:11I said not in the conventional sense.
21:13She doesn't get paid for it, but she's eligible for this, surely.
21:16Let's not forget that we're all here
21:18to raise money for homeless ponies.
21:20That's the main thing.
21:22No, I'm sorry, Purchase.
21:23She doesn't get paid for her services,
21:25so she is not strictly a prostitute.
21:27Hang on, Ed.
21:28How does Rafe Fiennes know that?
21:30Ooh!
21:31Oh, yeah.
21:33OK, um...
21:37I've paid her a few times.
21:38What did you say?
21:39I said I've paid her a few times.
21:42Ooh!
21:43How sordid.
21:45Paying your own wife to have sex with you.
21:48Ray, that was our little secret.
21:51Paying your own wife to have sex with you
21:53is not proper prostitution.
21:55Therefore, I'm afraid Ray and Mrs Purchase are disqualified.
21:59Yes!
22:01Which means that Toast and Wendy Nook
22:03are deemed to be this year's champions!
22:05CHEERING
22:07Let's fucking go.
22:11He's fucked.
22:12Well, well, well.
22:14You know what this means, don't you, Purchase?
22:17That you now have to do exactly what I want.
22:22I don't remember agreeing to that.
22:24I'm afraid you did, old chap.
22:26No, I didn't.
22:27Yeah, you did.
22:28You did, you prick.
22:33Now, let's see what I can come up with.
22:39Uh-oh.
22:41You really were a bit silly, Ray, making that rash bet.
22:44You've got no-one to blame but yourself.
22:46What's going to happen now, Purchase,
22:48is we're going to get down to business like this.
22:52Oh, grow up, Ray.
22:53You're a damn spoilt child.
22:55Then I'm going to plait you, your wife, orally,
22:57much like this.
22:59Oh, God, that's good.
23:03Now we proceed to conventional doggy style,
23:06of course, much like this.
23:10I'm sure you've noticed, Ray Purchase,
23:12that I'm not wearing a sheet.
23:14So there's a fair chance you'll become pregnant
23:16with my child.
23:19Oh, Ray, stop being so childish.
23:22This is good, Ray Purchase.
23:24It's very natural.
23:31So take my hand
23:33We'll disappear tomorrow
23:35Let's go, let's go.
23:37To far from here
23:39Though I don't know you
23:41And you don't know me
23:43I just had to talk
23:45To you to see you
23:47So say hello
23:49Please don't know
23:51You could be the one
23:53For all I know
23:55And I don't know you
23:59Oh, shit. Gap.
24:05Oh, shit.
24:06I had a feeling you'd come back for that shit.
24:08Mind the gap.
24:09We got to talk about it.
24:10Hopefully you enjoyed it.
24:12One person out there did not enjoy
24:14this, and it was Ray
24:16Bloody Purchase.
24:18Hold on a second. Thank you if you made it this far, man.
24:20I feel like a little Pulp Fiction
24:22when he had that ball in his mouth there.
24:24Ladies and gentlemen,
24:26I love the wackiness of this episode.
24:28There's a lot of crazy shit going on.
24:30A man's penis goes
24:32into a man's anus.
24:34A fucking random, crazy
24:36fucking scene there.
24:38That guy was funny, man.
24:40I hope to see him again.
24:42He was pretty funny.
24:44Ray Bloody Purchase having a little
24:46moment. I always feel like that's just some
24:48Pulp Fiction type of shit there.
24:50Either way, this was such a great episode.
24:52I think some of my favorite parts
24:54were the tour bus
24:56scene, although a little scary
24:58for Toast a little bit
25:00with that lady there calling for
25:02touching
25:04and all that bullshit like that.
25:06I was worried for my boy in that
25:08there, but man, that back and forth
25:10again, this guy's his rival.
25:12That's how I view him and shit.
25:14The fucking guy hates him to
25:16pieces. He keeps smashing his fucking
25:18lovely wife
25:20time and time again, man.
25:22You know, fucking Ray
25:24has to pay for that shit
25:26and everybody in the planet is getting that shit
25:28for free, man.
25:30That shit was a crazy moment.
25:32I'm glad that my boy
25:34Toast and I forgot
25:36the lady's name
25:38there,
25:40Tam DePrazzi. I forgot her name,
25:42but she had some similarities to
25:44Toast there. I hope it doesn't end up being
25:46a long lost mother
25:48or some shit like that, but yeah, she was looking
25:50like him, so that made
25:52me laugh there, but that blow football
25:54was definitely some crazy ass shit.
25:56These guys were having a great time.
25:58I've never seen that shit, so
26:00to me, it was exciting.
26:02I hate
26:04asking the stupid questions and shit,
26:06but if that exists, man,
26:08anybody partake in that, I'm sorry.
26:10I gotta ask these stupid questions. Forgive me, guys,
26:12or just ignore it, but
26:14yeah, we gotta ask some stuff that comes into
26:16my mind, but man,
26:18it doesn't get old how freaking
26:20how many times Toast is gonna smash
26:22this guy's wife, man. This shit is
26:24crazy. The guy's sleeping,
26:26snoring and shit, smashing
26:28his wife. Those facial expressions
26:30that my man Matt Berry is doing
26:32is priceless. I'm not gonna try to replicate
26:34it. It's
26:36picture perfect, funny, comedy at
26:38its finest and shit, even in
26:40what he
26:42thought he was gonna go to a gentleman's
26:44club, and he's ended up being in
26:46a mattress store, and
26:48he's looking at her, and
26:50I'm like, I kind of
26:52was hoping that they would do that. I don't know.
26:54It's fucked up, right, but
26:56I was happy that they did it, so
26:58another comedy finest
27:00moment there.
27:02The whole blow football shit was
27:04absolutely fascinating. Again,
27:06the guy that was talking about the sex
27:08bits, you know, P to the V,
27:10you know, he was
27:12cracking me up there, and then
27:14you know, this guy having
27:16his back, essentially, where
27:18this guy disqualifies him. Thank
27:20God, man. I did not want freaking
27:22Ray to win.
27:24You know, we love his wife, but man, Ray,
27:26fuck that guy, man. So,
27:28episode, the
27:30making him watch thing, man,
27:32this guy is gonna be traumatized
27:34forever, but man,
27:36I think some of the great scenes were
27:38definitely the bus scene with the
27:40tour thing. Again, Jane, man, stay
27:42fucking him up, man. She'd be
27:44gassing me up. I'm thinking, damn, this guy
27:46is gonna get a great gig,
27:48and
27:50I gotta always expect,
27:52you know, expect the
27:54unexpected, that whatever she says,
27:56she's bullshitting, she don't
27:58redefine details and stuff like that.
28:00That's like me sometimes,
28:02you know, playing a game, I'll skip past
28:04like the controls and shit, and then I'm like,
28:06how do I fucking do this shit?
28:08It's not like the old days where you had the
28:10game booklet in the actual
28:12game and stuff. I miss those days,
28:14but yeah, you know, so she
28:16fucking pisses me off sometimes,
28:18man, but you know, he had this
28:20What the Dickens Tour shit, man.
28:22That shit was great. I loved it,
28:24and again, the Blow Football was fantastic.
28:26I think the only thing I was a little
28:28bit sad, I think I'd grown
28:30to get kind of used to it
28:32is those damn musicals,
28:34man, so I hope we get to see some
28:36more musicals. Don't tell me if we do,
28:38but I was generally
28:40missing the musical bits of it,
28:42and then again, you know, Mind the Gap
28:44shit at the end there, it was a
28:46little bit funny there. We knew he was gonna take
28:48his fucking time on that shit.
28:50Then you have, I guess, you know, the voiceover
28:52of Boris, so a lot of crazy
28:54shit going on. I love the
28:56wackiness of the show. I love the different
28:58types of scenes that we're seeing here.
29:00We love when Toast is
29:02in these different, you know, like
29:04cosplay acting roles here,
29:06so yeah, the show is great.
29:08I find that I'm enjoying it, you know,
29:10to pieces, so thank you so much for hanging
29:12out. Enough of my shit.
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