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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam it's your boy Kid back at it again hope you're doing well
00:14continuing my journey of people just do nothing with grind the beats and the rest
00:19of the gang what adventures lie on this week's episode I gotta stay tuned to
00:23find out but ladies and gentlemen SnackSys not included damn it you got to
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00:34this journey started SnackSys not included let's freaking go
00:45Hi, did you speak to Decoy about that thing? Yeah, he said he's not up for it.
00:50What? He's lost? You did tell him we paid didn't you? Yeah, he actually blocked me.
00:57You coming up then? Yeah, I'll be up in a minute babe. All right, you hurry up.
01:04And bring your pizza delivery on me yeah? It's just a little game we play.
01:14Are you two in love with each other? Yeah, I mean look at us, can you not feel it coming between us?
01:18It's like sexual energy chemistry, do you know what I mean? Yeah. It's love babe, isn't it?
01:24Yeah, I mean Gareth always says pain is love so I mean if that's what you mean
01:29by love then yeah we are totally in love. What else do I say about pain? That it's good for me.
01:35Pizza man.
01:39I said come on! Coming.
01:41Come on, I need a delivery.
01:45It's fucking cold.
01:47Sorry madam.
01:49Pain is love boys.
01:51You're sick innit?
01:53Fuck off.
01:55Oh, fire.
01:57Oh, is that what it means?
02:01Love fire.
02:03Look at that, proper heavy tings that.
02:07Professional.
02:09People should be fucking loving this.
02:11How many views have we got on the video?
02:13David, a hundred so far.
02:15Seventeen.
02:17How much did that Stormzy break anyway?
02:19Seventy million I think.
02:21Seventy million? He's not even as good as me.
02:23Yeah, I know.
02:25Keith!
02:27Take this.
02:29Sick.
02:31I think my asthma is kicking in again.
02:33What, you've got asthma?
02:35It's probably from all the shit loads of skunk I've bled.
02:37You get from skunk?
02:39Yeah.
02:41Fuck, I don't like thinking about it.
02:43Yeah, Grant has taken the Essex News pretty well, yeah.
02:45Apart from the asthma attack
02:47and the fact he's not really speaking
02:50to me or Angel, is he?
02:52No.
02:54No, he's stopped sleeping and eating.
02:56Well, at least he knows we're moving.
02:58Yeah, no, he's taking it better than I thought he would.
03:00If you need any help, just let one of my colleagues know.
03:02Yeah, of course.
03:04OK, great.
03:06Shall I just go to my lunch?
03:08No problem, enjoy.
03:14Hi there. Charlie, sales team.
03:16These headphones, interested?
03:18Really good headphones, actually.
03:20Very, very durable, pretty much unbreakable.
03:22Really? Yeah.
03:24Go and try. Go and try and break them.
03:26Really? Literally, try and break them.
03:28Just go and put all your force into it.
03:30Go on, bend it.
03:32Really go for it. Come on, yeah, that's it.
03:34More, more, more. It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
03:36Yeah, I've actually got a new sword business
03:38going at the moment, where I'll take
03:4040 or 10 liquids from Sonoda,
03:42fix them, and then selling them on.
03:44I'll take care of it, you get out, go on.
03:46I mean, at the end of the day, if they're broken,
03:48they're broken. What use is it selling
03:50someone something broken?
03:52Oh, clumsy girl.
03:54It's smashed, isn't it? It's smashed.
03:56No, it seems to be fine. Really? Yeah.
03:58That's what I'm doing, I'm not stealing.
04:00And it's broken anyway, so
04:02what's the harm?
04:04Smashed now, isn't it?
04:06You know, want, want, not, not.
04:08Want, want.
04:10Want, not, want, want.
04:12What's the saying? Where's not, want, what?
04:14As they say.
04:16Go to Anne, go to Anne, go to Anne.
04:18Go to Anne, go to Anne, go to Anne.
04:20Go to Anne, go to Anne.
04:22I'm a man of the corn, I'm a man of the corn,
04:24I'm a man of the corn, when I come down, I can
04:26never lose, with my message, I'm
04:28textable, blessable.
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05:00Please make sure you watch it.
05:02Thanking you. Don't, don't, what are you
05:04doing, for fuck's sake? If they don't watch
05:06it, you're fucked.
05:08Why do you fucking say shit like that? Remind
05:10me again, for fuck's sake.
05:12Sorry, man. Are you ready
05:14for the move to Essex?
05:16I don't even want to be hearing that shit, do you
05:18know what I'm saying? Like, I don't want to be hearing
05:20I'm getting taken away from all my mates.
05:22I don't want to be hearing I'm getting taken
05:24away from radio, like. Do you want me to
05:26give you the hymenic manoeuvre? That's a heart attack,
05:28you idiot. What, who knows if
05:30they've even got bud up there, what, and then I'm not
05:32inspired, and I can't write lyrics, and then, like,
05:34what? I'm a shell of a man.
05:36So you need to go to recovery position.
05:38Should we put you into recovery position?
05:40Why are you talking about that, Steve? She's fucking freaking me out.
05:42I do recovery position every night.
05:44What's that for? It's alright.
05:46My chest is fucking tight, man. Get into it, please.
05:48Tell you what, let your knees buckle
05:50down. That's it.
05:52Grinder. What?
05:54Right, can I do my set now? Who do you fucking want,
05:56you selfish prick? Am I having an asthma attack?
05:58Listen to my voice.
06:00Stop fucking talking to my voice.
06:02Listen to Steve. Carry me to the sofa.
06:04Carry you, yeah? Alright, on three, yeah?
06:06Give me your legs. One, two, three.
06:08That's it. Oh, my
06:10God.
06:12Disgusting. Teabagged.
06:14Chuck him down, Steve.
06:16Oh, my
06:18God.
06:20Shit, he was right up in it.
06:22Oh, my God.
06:24I'm dying.
06:30Oh.
06:32My little sugar tit's getting ready
06:34for bed.
06:36She's normally conked out around this time.
06:38Are you quite experimental, then?
06:40If it's out there, I will give it
06:42a go, do you know what I mean? Because what have you got to lose?
06:44Yeah. I'm at that stage of life, I ain't finding
06:46nothing, am I? No, God, no.
06:48So I go up there, I'm like, yeah, come on,
06:50let's try it. Yeah. And if he screams a little
06:52bit, I'll say, come on, just trust me.
06:54Just wait a little bit
06:56longer, make sure she's definitely asleep.
06:58You like that, don't you? Yeah. You do like it, don't you?
07:00Yes. Yeah? Yes, ma'am.
07:02Mom. Yeah, sometimes she makes me call her
07:04mom. He loves it. It's the queen.
07:06And sometimes we do role play where she's
07:08Diana and I'm Dodie.
07:10And we reenact the whole car crash thing.
07:12Yeah, yeah. And it's really dark
07:14and very confusing, but
07:16fun. I like the whole family, though.
07:18Yeah.
07:20Jesus, bro, this is dark.
07:26Looks feared for his life.
07:28One more.
07:30No.
07:32Why are you cleaning when I'm in the middle of a match?
07:34I've got my probation officer coming tomorrow, so I need to get rid of everything.
07:36Oh, shit. Yeah, bro.
07:38You're going to put all the equipment in and under it?
07:40Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything's getting in there.
07:42Apart from the tables, I need to make it into some sort of...
07:44What's this guy's probation officer
07:46coming tomorrow? Well, make sure you clean
07:48all this shit up. No, that's what I'm doing.
07:50Because if they see that we've been running Rajo again,
07:52then we're fucked. Yeah, yeah.
07:54I was just saying about the tables. Sort it out.
07:56Like, I might try and do a little dining
07:58table set-up with, like, the...
08:00Oh, do you know what you need, Steve? Tablecloth and shit.
08:02Fruit bowl. Pretty pointless, but
08:04it'll... People do, innit? Yeah. Yeah, it looks good.
08:06Are you nervous about the probation
08:08officer coming over?
08:10Yeah, I'm a bit nervous. I've
08:12basically got, like, all the equipment
08:14and I'm going to
08:16be putting into my nan's room and then
08:18going to have, like, a little
08:20dining table set-up,
08:22so it just looks like a normal
08:24flat, basically.
08:26Like a weed plant.
08:28LAUGHTER
08:34Probably just cover it up
08:36for a sec.
08:38Nice one, Steve. I'll take your records with you,
08:40because that's incriminating as well.
08:42All right, so,
08:44Steve, just let me know how it goes.
08:46It's going to be
08:48a bit of a long night, to be honest.
08:50How's my brave little soldier feeling?
08:52Beat's messaged me,
08:54and he said he's worried about you.
08:56Hmm. At least someone cares about my feelings.
08:58LAUGHTER
09:00Are you going to tell me what's wrong?
09:02Nothing's wrong.
09:04And if it was, I wouldn't hold it back
09:06and not tell you for ages.
09:08He said you had a panic attack.
09:10I didn't have a panic attack. It's asthma.
09:12It's just kicked in quite late for me.
09:14Well, maybe you need to go to doctors, then, and get him up.
09:16Maybe I will.
09:18Do you want me to go with you?
09:20No, I don't want you to go with me.
09:22Beat can take me.
09:28This sofa stinks.
09:32Yeah, it's a good shot.
09:34Do you reckon that's...?
09:36Is the salt weird?
09:38I could only find the salt, no pepper.
09:40Let's see it without.
09:42And with.
09:44Yeah, no, that's good without.
09:46Looks like you, actually.
09:48It's like eating or whatever.
09:50Yeah, actually, it's just...
09:54Yeah, that's good. I'm happy with that.
09:56Right.
09:58Finish your toilet quick time, all right?
10:00Yeah, man.
10:02I'll just...
10:04A couple of finishing touches.
10:14I feel like the best-case scenario
10:16is that, like, I just get the tag taken off completely.
10:18Like, worst-case scenario,
10:20probably go to prison, I guess.
10:22Actually, worst-case scenario, I guess,
10:24is be attacked with a sharpened toothbrush
10:26and then raped in the showers or whatever, isn't it?
10:28That sort of shit.
10:30Holy shit.
10:32But hopefully it won't come today.
10:36Fuck.
10:38Pete.
10:40She's here, bruv.
10:42I'm not supposed to have anyone here.
10:44What shall I do?
10:46Stay in there.
10:48Steve, act normal, just get rid of her as quick as you can.
10:50Yeah, all right.
10:52Jesus, taking a shit.
10:56Hello!
10:58Hiya, Steve.
11:00I thought this was the right door,
11:02cos there's no number.
11:04Oh, isn't there?
11:06Somebody's stolen it, then.
11:08God, look what they've done.
11:10All right, if I come in?
11:12Thanks.
11:14Thanks for not answering.
11:16What?
11:24Still not answering, it's fine.
11:26He's got a doctor's bubble.
11:28Huh?
11:30You're going to miss your appointment if you don't go.
11:32Yeah, thanks for not answering, it's fine.
11:34Do you want me to come with you?
11:36What?
11:38Yeah?
11:40OK.
11:42Shall I get my stuff, then?
11:44OK, do you want a snack or anything, Bobby?
11:46I know you get hungry.
11:48OK, I'll get a few things.
11:52Er, what do you fancy?
11:54Whatever, just...
11:56Yeah?
11:58Custard creams.
12:02Snacks included, boys!
12:04Boys?
12:10What the hell are you doing?
12:12Sorry, I was having a little lie down.
12:14Just...
12:16How long have you been here?
12:18Just ten minutes.
12:24So, tell me, what happened to you?
12:26What's happened to your leg?
12:28Oh, funny story, actually.
12:30I actually got hit by a car going to the shop
12:32and I got into a curfew, yeah.
12:34Really?
12:36Yeah, misjudged it completely.
12:38Yeah, the boys play this funny game
12:40where they send me to the shop
12:42and I've got, like, ten minutes to go
12:44until my curfew and I've got to go there
12:46and get back in time.
12:48The boys?
12:50Which boys?
12:52The boys that you used to do the radio station with?
12:54No, not them.
12:56Just other ones that are, er...
12:58Just...
13:00So, random boys that you don't know
13:02that you go to the shop for?
13:04Yeah, no, I do know them,
13:06but, like, they're just, um...
13:08just nothing to do with, like, radio
13:10or anything, so they're sort of not...
13:12Oh, fuck!
13:14Is there someone else here?
13:16No. No, that's not...
13:18No? What were you hearing?
13:22No, that was...
13:26I think it could be the poltergeist,
13:28cos we've had a poltergeist activity
13:30here before.
13:32Or it could just be your neighbours.
13:34It could be the neighbours.
13:36That's an even better idea.
13:38Are you feeling lightheaded?
13:40It's hot, isn't it?
13:42Aw.
13:44Oh, Bobby, I don't like it when you feel poorly.
13:46Let me get you something.
13:48Do you think you need a snack?
13:50Are you feeling a bit faint or anything?
13:52Are you fainting again?
13:54Can I have a sip?
13:56A sip?
14:00Vicky?
14:04Yeah. A bit of sugar.
14:06That's good.
14:08Polly...
14:12Charlie, can I just grab you for a sec?
14:14Yeah, all right.
14:16What's...
14:18killing ourselves, isn't it, recently?
14:20Can you sit down, please?
14:22What's going on?
14:24Would you mind
14:26explaining this?
14:28CCTV? Yeah.
14:30Oh, I didn't know you checked that.
14:32Oh, God, yeah.
14:34She was a clumsy klutz, wasn't she, that one?
14:36I think she was a local crackhead or something.
14:38She was mental, that one.
14:40That's Mrs Price.
14:42Why are you making her pour water
14:44on a laptop?
14:46Oh, you know what it is?
14:48I was actually going to stop her,
14:50cos she was trying to do it and I was being like,
14:52you gave her the water
14:54and pretty much forced her
14:56to pour it.
14:58You lost your mind.
15:00Can we just check if that was me, cos I don't know,
15:02like, look, that looks a little... He hasn't got the kind of girth,
15:04he hasn't got the, you know, the child-bearing
15:06hips that I've got. He looks a bit different.
15:08It's literally me and you having a conversation.
15:10Are you sure that's even you, cos you look a bit...
15:12Of course it's... Right, OK.
15:14You look shorter in that one, you know what I mean?
15:16I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to leave
15:18the premises. I've never seen anything
15:20like this. No.
15:22Well...
15:24What if you didn't see anything?
15:26No, what are you doing?
15:28Just take it, please. I won't do it, I won't do it again.
15:30Take it, done, done. No, you won't do it again, cos you're fired.
15:34Oh... Get your stuff.
15:42Oh, fuck, no.
15:44Oh, that's just some of my stuff.
15:46Get out.
15:48LAUGHTER
15:50I'm dying, man.
15:52This fucking guy.
15:54It's a pleasure doing business with you.
15:56OK, thank you. So...
15:58Please, boss, just give me one more chance.
16:00Let go of my hand. I'm in a really weird relationship.
16:02She does things to me.
16:04Unspeakable things. Biblical things.
16:06I'm really sorry about this, man.
16:08And you've got a discount code as well, that's great.
16:10OK, so I'll just have that.
16:12I'm really sorry about that.
16:14This is great. This is...
16:16I feel very positive about this.
16:18Good, cos I can't read your handwriting at all.
16:20Well, that's good.
16:22Listen, we're going to wrap up quite soon,
16:24but do you mind if I just use your toilet?
16:26Oh, no.
16:28The toilet's out of bounds at the moment.
16:30Out of bounds?
16:32Yeah, it's got a...
16:34flooding in there.
16:36Is it completely out of use?
16:38Yeah, out of bounds, out of use.
16:40So where do you go if you need the toilet?
16:42Me?
16:44Just in the sink.
16:48Yeah, I sink in the kitchen.
16:50Yeah.
16:54Just aim at a plug hole.
16:56Get rid of it.
16:58What about number twos?
17:00Yeah.
17:02Where are you doing those?
17:06I suppose in the sink as well, yeah.
17:08Cos you can just run the tap and break it up.
17:10Mm.
17:12Do you want a piece of fruit?
17:14I'm all right.
17:16Nope.
17:18Yeah, can you hold it? Are you too shaky?
17:20Got to have it, cos I put a straw in.
17:22Yeah, well done.
17:26Yeah, is that making you feel better?
17:28A little bit.
17:30Yeah, good.
17:32Real men keep shit in, do you know what I'm saying?
17:34Don't let it out.
17:36Obviously, when you're in a fed station, no comment.
17:38Like, when you're...
17:40Like, someone asks you how you're feeling,
17:42you just go, well, yeah, all right.
17:44Obviously, don't tell them how you're feeling,
17:46do you know what I mean? Cos that'd just be weird.
17:48Why?
17:50What, if someone goes, how are you?
17:52You're like, oh, to be honest, mate,
17:54I've been going through things, can we have a chat?
17:56No, thanks.
17:58Tony Zografos?
18:02Tony Zografos?
18:04Yes, he's just shouted my name.
18:06He literally didn't give me a chance.
18:08Sorry to keep you waiting.
18:12Shall I come too, bubby?
18:14Yes.
18:16You need me to come in for you?
18:18He's so caring.
18:20Hello. I'm his wife.
18:22He's my husband.
18:30Well, I guess being fired
18:32gives me more time to work on my business now.
18:35Carole's going to go absolutely mental, mate.
18:44Carole?
18:49Oh, right.
18:51I'll tell you what, let me...
18:53Let me show you my workshop in my van.
18:55Here, come, come.
18:57Cheater!
18:59Carole's probably just got a mate over.
19:01He took his shoes off, which was nice.
19:03It was good of him.
19:05And his jacket.
19:07And his trousers.
19:09Oh, my God.
19:11It's quite hot today, so...
19:15Let's just give it 20 minutes, yeah, lads?
19:17Get around.
19:19Just recently,
19:21I've started feeling, like,
19:23I get really dizzy and my breathing goes tight
19:25and my heart starts pounding.
19:27And, yeah, it's just...
19:29All signs are pointing to asthma.
19:31Do you feel nauseous at all?
19:33Not really.
19:35He said he felt sick earlier and I went to kiss him.
19:37Yeah, that's other stuff,
19:39but, yeah, dizziness, definitely.
19:41Right, OK.
19:43It's just really short bursts of asthma.
19:45Why don't you pop yourself on the bed for me, please?
19:47Take your jacket and your jumper off.
19:49Oh, yeah, I'll take my jacket off.
19:51Do you want me to come over with you?
19:53No, I'm cool.
19:55Well done.
19:57And just take your jumper off for me, please?
19:59No, that's enough.
20:01I need to check your chest area.
20:03Yeah, it really goes down and up.
20:05Go on.
20:15No, I'm not really a fan of doctors, like,
20:17cos you never know when you're going to get
20:19one of those weird ones that's obsessed
20:21with making you take all your clothes off.
20:23Deep breaths.
20:25And when you do, they're like,
20:27oh, cough so I can feel your balls,
20:29and then they leave their hand there for ages,
20:31and then when you ask your mates,
20:33they say it went like that when they went,
20:35sort of, for example, or whatever, sort of thing.
20:37Fuck that shit, man.
20:41How am I?
20:43Sounds all right.
20:45Are you under any particular stress at the moment?
20:47No, I'm pretty sure it's just from smoking bear skunk
20:49and that, so if you just want to give me
20:51one of them inhaler things.
20:53Asthma attacks.
20:55It's like someone's kicked asthma class at a doctor's school.
20:57We're moving house, so, you know,
20:59we've been under a lot of stress with that, haven't we, Bobby?
21:01No, it's not. I don't get stressed. There's nothing to do with that.
21:03And then there's, like, all the music video stuff isn't there,
21:05so Grindr and his little friends, they've been making a music video,
21:07but it's not got that many views, so he's been a bit sad about it.
21:09No, that's because the internet's having technical difficulties
21:11at the moment. Can you just wait outside
21:13and let him do his job, please?
21:15Yeah, no, I can keep surprising him. OK, sweet.
21:17OK, well, I'll just be there, so if you want a snack,
21:19just let me know, honey, OK? Don't want my snacks.
21:21OK.
21:25I'll see you later, then.
21:27You're fucking behind yourself, you little soul.
21:29See you later, darling.
21:31See you later.
21:33Nice arse.
21:35Holy fuck.
21:43Hello, mate.
21:45All right?
21:47Do you have the dates for your...
21:49Yeah, yeah.
21:51You've got all that information?
21:53I don't know, I'm looking at my watch,
21:55cos I'm still getting used to it.
21:57Yeah, I've got them somewhere, yeah.
21:59Easy.
22:01Oh, that's just... He's just my mate.
22:03It's all right, we're finished. Yeah?
22:05That's fantasy.
22:07This is Sue, my probation officer, so...
22:09Hello, nice to meet you.
22:11Oh, nice to meet you.
22:13I've just come round to hang out, actually.
22:15Yeah, just normal two mates just hanging out.
22:17How you been, anyway, man? Yeah, good, man.
22:19Do you want a piece of fruit? Yes, please.
22:21Oh, look at that, gone for an orange today.
22:23Good choice. Thank you.
22:25All right. Nice to meet you.
22:27Nice to meet you.
22:29Listen, Stephen, you take care. Yeah.
22:31Get that plumber. No, definitely, yeah,
22:33I'll get that unblocked. Yeah, please.
22:35Yeah, yeah. All right. Take care, bye.
22:37See you later.
22:39Bruv, that was fucking sick acting, man.
22:41I didn't even want an orange.
22:43He didn't even want the orange?
22:45Oh, my God, you're a fucking sick actor, bruv.
22:47That is mad.
22:49Oh, Jesus, Christianity.
22:51You've been in there the whole time?
22:53Yeah, I've been in there for two hours, bruv.
22:55Had anxiety shit.
22:57Do you want a bit of that? Yeah, I'm going to need all of that.
22:59Jesus.
23:01I thought I was going to jail at one point.
23:03Fucking... Really?
23:05Fantasy comes in, he's got a record bag on.
23:07I've gone, do you want a piece of fruit?
23:09He's gone, yeah, I'll have an orange.
23:11Like that, he's quit thinking.
23:13Did you? Yeah, I took one.
23:15Maddest thing I've ever seen.
23:17And next thing, she's just none the wiser.
23:19She's left, she's thinking, oh, these lot are just going to sit down.
23:21Wait, so I'm just... Sorry.
23:23She's thinking he's going to sit down and have an orange.
23:25Have an orange? She doesn't think he's come round to...
23:27So you... But you had an orange?
23:29Yeah, I made it look like I was about to peel it.
23:31Oh, but... He's gone like that.
23:33No, I was just rubbing it.
23:35He's got a record bag on, he's blinded over a fucking orange.
23:37An orange? She didn't even see the record bag.
23:39Exactly. Did you actually eat it as well?
23:41No, no, we were waiting. He would have done if she'd stayed.
23:43Exactly. That's sick.
23:45That's insane, isn't it?
23:47I wish I'd thought like that.
23:49Bang, typical blow to the jaw.
23:51Bang, typical blow to the jaw.
23:53Can I... No.
23:55No, no, no, cos the best bit's coming up, the best bit's coming up.
23:57Make dress as a doctor, I'll make dress like your lot.
24:01What do you think about the lyrics? Sorry.
24:03What do you think about the lyrics?
24:05Kicking man like Van Damme, do you remember Van Damme?
24:07I like that scene as well.
24:09That's when Daniel breaks up. It's very interesting.
24:11It's very creative. Yeah.
24:13No, keep it running. No, hang on a sec.
24:15Just stop that for a sec.
24:17Can I suggest something? Leave that alone for a sec.
24:19Do you want to take a seat, please?
24:21I get your vibe, I get...
24:23It's good, though, isn't it?
24:25It's very interesting. It's very interesting, exactly.
24:27And no-one appreciates it.
24:29Yeah.
24:31Can I...
24:33suggest that you've got a lot on your plate
24:35with your moving and your music career?
24:37I think it could be psychosomatic.
24:39No way. I'm not a psycho.
24:41That's nothing I'm into.
24:45People often find that it helps to talk about things.
24:49Talk? Really?
24:51You might even find that your breathing difficulties
24:53become less regular.
24:55What? Is that asthma works?
24:57Er...
24:59So, what, you took the orange?
25:01Is that right?
25:03Yeah, yeah.
25:05He's coming. Yeah.
25:07She's going, she's going,
25:09oh, who's this geezer? Yeah.
25:11I've gone, do you want an orange?
25:13He's gone, yeah.
25:15Next thing he's sitting on the couch like it's nothing
25:17having a fucking orange.
25:19But you didn't have the orange?
25:21No, no, no. Because afterwards he said he didn't even want it.
25:23Exactly. He was just playing along.
25:25I could have taken a banana if I wanted.
25:27That's jokes, man.
25:29Do you even like oranges?
25:31Nah, they're butters, innit?
25:33Only tropicana.
25:35Yeah, yeah, yeah. No bits.
25:37That's it, man, smooth.
25:39We should keep the tablecloth on, it looks quite nice, innit?
25:41Nah, chuck it.
25:43Get rid of all that shit, Steve.
25:45Yeah, it's quite this, Steve's just phoning
25:47cos Fantasy...
25:49We just had this thing, the probation officer,
25:51she's leaving, Fantasy's come in, right,
25:53and she's gone, oh, who's this?
25:55I'm like, oh, it's my mate Fantasy.
25:57And then I've gone, do you want a piece of fruit?
25:59And he's gone, yeah, I'll have an orange.
26:01Anyway, yeah, call me back.
26:03It was jokes.
26:05What did he say?
26:07He's left a little message.
26:09Oh, he's going to love that.
26:11I don't know if I've really explained it that well.
26:15What's happened? Are you OK?
26:17Shh, listen.
26:19Um...
26:21Right.
26:23I know this has been a lot for you, yeah,
26:25like, but at the same time,
26:27like, this has been a lot for me as well, right,
26:29and, like, at the same time,
26:31I'm just annoyed that
26:33you didn't tell me about the flat,
26:35so it's just...
26:37Look, I just got cropped a film back up
26:39and running again, yeah,
26:41like, it's an important time cos of the music video
26:43and that, yeah, and it just feels like
26:45everything I've worked for either ain't working
26:47or it's just, do you know what I mean?
26:49Like, it's been taken away from me,
26:51so, like, that's it.
26:53What did he say?
26:55Don't say anything.
26:57I'll just let everything off my chest, all right?
26:59HE SIGHS
27:01Right, I'm going radio.
27:03I'll see you back at the flat later.
27:05Love you and never lie to me again, all right?
27:07Whoo!
27:09The way I see it, yeah, sometimes in life... Much better.
27:11..you've just got to let things out, like,
27:13tell people how you feel, do you know what I mean?
27:15Cos if there's one thing I've learnt,
27:17it's that holding things back and bottling it all down,
27:19like, just leads to one thing, and that's asthma.
27:21I don't wish that on anyone, do you know what I mean?
27:23Words.
27:25Here, chuck this in if you're doing a load, love.
27:27Careful, it's wet.
27:29HE SIGHS
27:33You know, even if Carol is cheating on me,
27:35I'm used to women treating me like shit.
27:37It's one of my kinks, you know?
27:39Aldona used to cheat on me all the time
27:41and she was the love of my life.
27:43Did he put the helmet on?
27:45No. Nothing.
27:47And think about who's really winning here, yeah?
27:49I'm staying at Carol's rent-free
27:51and now the sex demands will be less
27:53and being a cuckold is a small price to pay for that.
27:55HE LAUGHS
27:57MUSIC PLAYS
28:21J-H-V-W-B-9-8-G-6-F-G.
28:26I was going to say, how was the doctors?
28:28Yeah, no, it was all right, actually.
28:30Turned out just to be a little 24-hour asthma bug, so all good.
28:33Oh, right. Asthma bug?
28:35Yes, dear boy, Mr I'm-an-asthma-expert.
28:37Is that right with you? Yeah.
28:41EXPLOSION
28:46Fantastic episode, we've got to talk about it.
28:49We've got a lot of things going on in this ship.
28:51I thoroughly enjoyed this one.
28:53Thank you if you made it this far, Shabazz.
28:55Oh, man, Beats and Grindr, man,
28:57these guys are a bunch of goofballs, man.
28:59And Amish as well.
29:01Hold on a second. Thank you, guys.
29:05HE LAUGHS
29:07Oh, man. All right, really quickly,
29:09as I look into the camera a little bit
29:11or I look straight,
29:13um, fellas,
29:15I'm going to have a moment of, you know,
29:17realness here, you know, with my boy,
29:19Grindr,
29:21dropping some facts, man.
29:23Let things out.
29:25You got something to say,
29:27let it out. Don't hold that
29:29shit in, guys, because you do not
29:31want to have essentially a
29:3324-hour asthma
29:35bug, you know, floating around,
29:37you know, et cetera, et cetera.
29:39So don't keep things in, my boys.
29:41Don't keep shit in.
29:43Let shit out, man. He had,
29:45Grindr had some great moments on this episode.
29:47Again, he's a phenomenal actor.
29:49Um,
29:51Grindr slayed it, especially. He had me dying in a couple of bits.
29:53Uh, one of the bits that he
29:55was having me laugh
29:57probably a little bit more, um,
29:59was, uh, the doctor bit,
30:01essentially, you know,
30:03him talking about, man, you know,
30:05I'm talking to my boys
30:07and shit, and, you know, my doctors,
30:09they always want me to take off
30:11all my clothes and shit, then I'm talking to my boys
30:13and they don't quite have the same experience
30:15and shit. Why they always want to, you know,
30:17take my clothes off,
30:19then they're holding on my balls, you know,
30:21making me cough, and then just holding
30:23on a little too long.
30:25Oh, man.
30:27So that doctor bit, it
30:29was absolutely funny there,
30:31and I gotta say,
30:33Mish
30:35had me dying a little bit
30:37in the way that she's treating, uh,
30:39Grindr, and I feel like it's just
30:41a little kid, you know, Grindr's just a little kid,
30:43he's got his little juice box and shit,
30:45uh, he's got his little snacks and shit,
30:47and listen, I'm gonna tell you something, and you guys
30:49can feel free to laugh at me and stuff like that, but, uh,
30:51throughout middle school,
30:53throughout high school, and portions
30:55of college, a lot,
30:57I'd come in
30:59with my capri sun, my little
31:01juice box and shit, I'd have my sandwiches,
31:03my chips, and stuff like that,
31:05cause I couldn't go through, uh,
31:07class, especially, you know,
31:09when you're in college, and you have longer
31:11classes and shit like that, after a certain
31:13amount of time, my stomach is growling,
31:15I'm hungry, and whatever
31:17the teacher is saying, I ain't listening at this point
31:19if I don't got my damn snacks, so,
31:21I used to get made fun of, um,
31:23in class, where people
31:25would think, oh man,
31:27you know, he's got snacks and shit, I'm drinking
31:29my capri sun, listening to the
31:31teacher, you know, having
31:33my snacks, you know, whatever the hell I was having,
31:35and it's funny,
31:37people get laughed at, but
31:39eventually, all the kids
31:41started bringing snacks and shit,
31:43and then I'd be sharing, you know, I see somebody
31:45hungry and shit, I'm like, here you go, man, you know,
31:47cause I would bring extra stuff, and, you know,
31:49it, I got made
31:51fun of a lot, but, you know, eventually,
31:53you know, people started doing the same
31:55shit, they started doing the same shit, so, you know,
31:57we, we like to think that we pioneered
31:59this shit, at least in my journey,
32:01uh, school journey and shit,
32:03and, I gotta have, you know,
32:05I tell you guys, snacks is not
32:07included, damn it, but on my own time,
32:09snacks is included, especially
32:11in my learning time, so the way she was
32:13talking and bringing the jukebox,
32:15you know, I, sorry, this might be a little
32:17rambling and shit, but it just brought me to some good
32:19times, uh, you know, having my snacks,
32:21taking, going in class, and learning
32:23and shit, or lack of learning on my part
32:25and shit, but, yeah, that shit was so funny,
32:27it was sweet
32:29of me, you know, like she's
32:31all caring, but at the same time, she's talking to him
32:33like she's, uh, you know, uh, angel,
32:35you know, like he's like angel and shit,
32:37oh boy, boy, you know, want your
32:39little juice, you want your, you know, whatever
32:41else, all the snacks, you know, uh,
32:43et cetera, so I found that whole shit
32:45funny, now,
32:47let's get back on to, uh,
32:49another funny moment that, uh,
32:51that my boy Grinda
32:53had, and again, you know, he's talking
32:55about this asthma shit, which obviously we
32:57think a more panic attack throughout,
32:59uh, you know, because the stress is there,
33:01this amount of stress is a monumental
33:03ass stress, um,
33:05because
33:07you want to be uprooted, moved away,
33:09uh, away from your boys,
33:11you know, your music career,
33:13your music video, your, you know,
33:15your, uh, your radio station,
33:17all these things, you know, and being away
33:19from your best bud, and the rest
33:21of your mates, you know, that's a
33:23tough pill to swallow, plus me
33:25essentially hiding the truth
33:27for so long where, like, a lot of people were
33:29learning about this from Decoy,
33:31um, obviously
33:33Mishmom, you know,
33:35uh, Roche, you know,
33:37Beatz, everybody knowing about the 411
33:39except for him, so, you know,
33:41I like that he stood up to her
33:43at the end and said, don't you lie to me again,
33:45but it was funny, too, because he said I love you, too,
33:47to her, so it's not something that
33:49is constantly heard, that she
33:51hears that stuff, but, you know, I'm proud of
33:53my boy, uh, you know, fellas, don't
33:55keep that shit in, guys, uh, let shit out,
33:57even if you have to write it out
33:59in a notebook, uh, you know,
34:01not to be corny and cheesy and shit, but, yeah,
34:03let that shit out in any form that
34:05will be good, because that's the problem with guys
34:07these days, man, we keep shit in
34:09and it's, that's a whole other
34:11can of worms, uh,
34:13so, you know, we won't dive too much into it, but, um,
34:15Steve
34:17having to, you know,
34:19uh, from the consequences, you know,
34:21raid and all that stuff, you know,
34:23uh, all the things that has happened to
34:25Steve, you know, he has to
34:27clear out the house, you know, he's got the
34:29weed plant, you know, he's got
34:31all this shit that he's gotta get in before
34:33the lady comes in, and that
34:35shit went well, man, the overall
34:37excitement between, um,
34:39I forgot the kid's
34:41name with the orange and shit, I thought he said
34:43Fantasy or some shit, whatever, I don't know what
34:45his name is, it doesn't matter, but the guy
34:47that, you know, he improvised
34:49and Beats is so excited, like,
34:51but did he eat the orange
34:53and shit, so their overall excitement
34:55had me hype on it,
34:57um, let's see, let's
34:59talk about my boy Shabazz, one of the best
35:01characters by far,
35:03his relationship with Misha's mom
35:05is crazy, it's downright
35:07so crazy with this,
35:09uh, you know,
35:11MILF, whatever you wanna label her,
35:13um,
35:15downright, my boy looks like he is
35:17scared for his dear life, the, probably
35:19the positions that he has been
35:21into, the things that he has probably
35:23now seen, I'm probably gonna,
35:25I don't know if it's gonna haunt him
35:27for the rest of his life there, but man,
35:29listen, she gets around the block, that
35:31whole bit with them talking and shit,
35:33uh, these, all these roleplay
35:35potential things that they be
35:37doing and shit, this pizza delivery guy,
35:39oh, it's cold, he thought that shit,
35:41I don't know about you guys, you guys
35:43let me know how you, how you rocking with
35:45that shit, but that's some of the highlights of
35:47this episode by far, and then
35:49my man's trying to get,
35:51find ways of
35:53making extra money, again, that's the
35:55entrepreneur, you know, the dal boy
35:57in him, and, um,
35:59he's breaking
36:01shit, man, he's fucking breaking all this
36:03crazy shit, yeah, yeah, just bend it,
36:05bend the headphones, it's
36:07unbreakable and shit, oh shit, I'll handle
36:09that shit, man, again, that's why
36:11he's so amazing, one of
36:13the best characters on the show, I feel like
36:15the adventures never get old,
36:17um, you know, the
36:19camera angles and stuff, and when they're looking
36:21at the camera, obviously we know why, blah, blah, blah,
36:23um, because the way the show
36:25is, and
36:27you know, you had freaking decoys
36:29smiling and shit like that, uh,
36:31that tea bag scenario, again, one
36:33of the other points with Grindr having a great
36:35moment there, when they're helping him out,
36:37you know, roll on the floor, you know,
36:39lay down on the floor, and then
36:41they go pick him up, and he got a whole
36:43full of, uh,
36:45Steve, I think Steve was the one that was helping
36:47him there, man, he got, he got tea bagged, that shit
36:49was absolutely hilarious, so
36:51this journey, to me, personally,
36:53it's been, uh, you know, I know we got more to
36:55go, but, um, it's been
36:57spectacular, this crew,
36:59uh, you know, has provided me
37:01a lot, a lot of joy,
37:03uh, you know, seeing Mish interact
37:05with Grindr cracks me up, you know,
37:07Mish talking with, uh, she had Angel there,
37:09and, and they're talking in the room
37:11about, you know, how Grindr has been
37:13interacting and stuff like that, look at the silent
37:15treatment that he had gave Beats
37:17when they were, you know, um,
37:19at, you know,
37:21uh, you know, when they were beefing a little bit
37:23essentially, but more so one person than
37:25the other and shit like that, you know, blows
37:27my mind, it's not surprising, it's absolutely
37:29hilarious, because shit, he was staying
37:31in Beats' house, and he was giving that guy the silent
37:33treatment and shit, so
37:35imagine the shit that, you know, uh,
37:37Mish has to get into, so, uh,
37:39another dope episode, a banger of an episode,
37:41had a, you know, enjoyed it from start to
37:43finish, uh, you know, him showing
37:45the doc the music video and shit,
37:47and then, you know, breaking down stuff, um,
37:49I'm proud of my boy,
37:51I feel like Grindr is, is
37:53like, he's just transformed
37:55over the course of the show
37:57and shit, and, you know, uh, he continues
37:59to amaze me on this show,
38:01and the rest of the gang, hopefully you guys enjoyed it,
38:03let me know your thoughts in the comments down below,
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38:11this series, or you're watching alongside
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38:35you, you know, um, I always
38:37sometimes read, uh, you know, someone saying,
38:39oh, you know, I, I watched you,
38:41uh, because my boy, you know, recommended
38:43me, uh, to check you out from
38:45or whatever show, Still Game,
38:47OFA, whatever, um, you know,
38:49so it is really cool to see, so I thank you
38:51guys for all that, we'll see you soon,
38:53uh, thank you all for, you know, accompanying me
38:55on my journey, peace out,
38:57and remember, snacks not included.
39:07Thanks for watching!