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00:00What's up Wolfpack Fam, it's your boy Kid back at it again. Hope you're having a wonderful weekend
00:16Enjoy it to the fullest for those that have chosen to hang out with me for a little bit
00:20You have my many many. Thanks. Thanks for kicking it with me. Thanks for watching
00:25You know as we watch this journey and with my boy Matt Barry as toast so it so far has been a very interesting and
00:31Cool show, you know getting to know some of the characters getting to see I think it has a lot of great comedy elements
00:37A lot of variety a lot of interesting crazy wacky moments and stuff
00:41So sign me up for more and we're gonna be watching some more
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00:49So you don't miss a beat as always just thanks for hanging out
00:51Shout out to the patriots as well. And let's get this journey started. Let's get it
00:58Snacks not included. Let's freaking go more with toast
01:08Is that it just that one word yeah, okay. Yes
01:15Feeling is here that you could be a bit more positive more positive. Yeah
01:21You want me to go for it? Yeah
01:24All right
01:27Yes
01:31Very very good. Um, let's just try without the script by just loosen you up a little bit
01:35Yeah, I mean it's what is it one word? You don't really need to do that
01:37I mean, it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's it's
01:42What is it one word I probably don't need the strips it's just a word
01:52Yes
01:56Yes
01:59Guys there are Steven. Yes. This is Clem fandango. Yes. Can you hear me? Yes, I can hear you Clem fandango
02:07Honestly, this is going so great, but I just think there was a little loss of energy on that last take
02:11Maybe try one more
02:14You ready to go yeah, well, yes
02:19Yes, yes
02:22Yes
02:24Yes
02:25Yes
02:27Yes
02:28Yes
02:30Yes
02:32Yes
02:33Yes
02:36Yes, yes
02:39That's mad
02:42Jesus
02:44Steven what how would you feel about doing a no?
02:55Needs a new couple of words for fuck's sake
03:12You
03:18Come on you idiot
03:20I'm trying to concentrate them. It's any fucking crazy golf now take the shot and move on. It's not crazy golf. It's mini-golf
03:26What's the fucking difference one's crazy and one's mini? It's obvious what the fucking difference is
03:32I'm taking my shot. You can't do that. Ellen. It's my show
03:34Why is it your shot because my ball is nearer to the hole fucking us masters
03:40And I'm going to take my shot. You can't do that. Don't tell me what to do. Excuse me
03:47Excuse me
03:48How long are you gonna be on this hole mind your own fucking business? Yeah, we are actually on this hole
03:54It's a piss-off and wait your turn now. Give me the club. Do not take this club Ellen
04:00Do not tell me what to do
04:04Holy fuck when you tell me what to do
04:10I
04:33Thought you said your marriage was volatile
04:36It was
04:37But we had so much in common
04:39Straight talker never suffered fools gladly. She had a terrific sense of humor
04:45I've just got this from her solicitor. She wants a divorce and a hell of a lot of cash
04:50Yeah, you flush at the moment. Well, luckily I've been hired by a very rich Arab gentleman to star in a film. He's making
04:57Promise me a tidy sum you start tomorrow. No, it sounds like something at Omar Sharif might be in I
05:02Once played some surprisingly competitive bridge with Omar. We had a rubber in his private jacuzzi
05:07So, what's the film about? I don't know haven't been sent a script huge budget could be a big break for me
05:14right
05:16Prince Philip
05:18Okay, I'm gonna ask you if you recognize any of these photographs we think the murderer may be one of these men
05:26Is this it?
05:28Is this it?
05:31Is this it?
05:33Is this it?
05:36Oh, yeah, just as I thought and when he attacked you did he make an unsavory racial comment
05:43Yes, no surprises there. He's got form on that one. All right, mr. Ho Chi, you can go
05:55You gave him those day
05:59Bloody fucker I do whatever it says in the script. Mr. Fasali
06:03I hate him. That's pretty clear from this. You're not a fan
06:09Very good shooting today toast, you know, I've never directed a film thing before but I think I'm pretty darn good at it. Yes
06:16Right. We win Oscars I think or BAFTA Awards
06:30You don't like them
06:34Do you think I could get a sandwich
06:42It's fucking terrible
06:44He's never directed before never written a script and he hasn't got a chance in hell of getting this film shown in any decent
06:50Cinema in the world. It's obviously a vanity project. It's good money. They toast the man's a billionaire
06:56That's like a really wealthy millionaire. And besides we don't really want anyone to see the film do of course I don't
07:03But a bloody well should be starring in films people want to see made by proper directors
07:09something like the King's Speech
07:19I'm not saying you're not good enough to bag an Academy Award toast. I'm just I
07:24Just don't think it's ever possible. You'll win one
07:28Damn
07:29What lively?
07:32Because of what I said to Minnie driver, yes
07:35Because I told Minnie driver she had a big face you told Minnie driver. She has a big face. Yes
07:40She's in Hollywood now. She has lots of contracts. She won't forget something like that and then the Fassbender debacle. Oh, everyone knows Fassbenders
07:51Really toast
07:53Spreading a vile rumor. I saw the photo of a shell. Hey, he's a major player. He could crush you like that
08:02Now you're getting paid a lot for this film it means you may not have to do the television advert for the laxative
08:07There's no way I'm doing a laxative ad you remember what happened to Derek sibling
08:11No, I don't actually whatever did happen to Derek sibling. He was very good
08:15He was brightest in his year at Rada trot out one of the best Henry the fifth
08:19This fella's ever seen all going well for him. Then he bursts onto the television clutching his guts for a laxative ad then
08:27Good night, sweetheart
08:29Takes a very brave shirt to promote a laxative money's great
08:34Martin from the agency would still like to meet you
08:37Well, you're obviously not keen but meet him. Anyway, it'd be very casual. He suggested you go bowling together bowling. Yes bowling
08:46You've got a big black ball and you kind of throw it at skittles skittles. Yes skittles
08:52The they get knocked over in the mechanical machine puts them back and then you have another go at hitting them
08:56I think you're wrong there Joe. I don't think so. I think you're confusing it with another girl
09:01Look, I really think you should do this test. It's just an informal meeting with bowling
09:05No obligation. All right
09:12During a fair you Pratt, I'm sorry my I meant to get it earlier
09:16For fuck's sake got hustled man
09:25You can't smoke around petrol the place will go up like Wurzel gummage. Oh, yeah, you're in that play, ain't ya?
09:35With a mate of mine, you ought to be a fucking shame to yourself
09:39All right, get back there. There's no need for the fear in this country for descent at that level. Are you finished?
09:45No, get back sex
09:48nudity bad language
09:50Disgusting next time. I'll put a fucking match to you
09:56What a gangster
10:00I'll burn your bollocks off
10:04Good night, sweet prince
10:15Oh
10:24Yeah, there's a lot of boxes
10:27Boxes here, when are you gonna move them? Well, I'll take some today, but I'll have to hire a van
10:31Why'd you have to write your name on all of them? I don't know. They might get lost or something
10:34Well, Ricky is moving in next week. So he won't want all your stuff there. Yeah. Well Rick is a cunt
10:39I think I think I may have my hat on back to front. You don't like Ricky do you?
10:45Oh, come on, Ellen. He's a builder and you're 45th in line for the throne
10:49I'm a snob and he's a yob and you are a knob
10:54Ricky cares about me and he's fit. What? He's fit. What do you mean? He has a high level of physical fitness?
11:01No, I mean he's good-looking
11:04Why are you wearing that uniform? It's a costume. I had to change my clothes. Someone poured petrol on me earlier
11:09It's cuz that ghastly player isn't it? Yeah, well, you should be grateful
11:12I'm working cuz you're fleecing me with that divorce settlement. I'm only getting what I'm due
11:18Ricky darling
11:25Come here you gorgeous thing what the fuck
11:33Freaky shit on purpose
11:43Rubbing it in
11:47Fucked up
11:52Steven I'm Martin anus
11:58Okay, just very smartly have you just stepped ashore it's a costume someone poured petrol on me earlier
12:04All right, would you like to start? Yeah, let's not toss for it or any of that bullshit
12:09that
12:12What the hell is that the hell ain't no ball and ball
12:28I
12:29Played in a while. Somebody must have changed the rules. What are those things at the end?
12:33There's skittles. Why are there skittles? And shouldn't I be stood on grass? I
12:39Think what may have happened here is you've confused ten pin bowling with balls. Okay. It's just a bigger ball
12:45That's all if you want to roll this one towards the skittles down the end of the lane. Give that a go
12:51Presume it's underarm
12:53Well, they call that shit skittles guys
13:00And he sucks
13:02I
13:12Can see this you're gonna kill somebody
13:17Oh
13:23My god
13:3124 take 4 or a nice guy
13:36There's something very dodgy going on here, which is your real name Prince Philip or the Duke of Edinburgh
13:42I say this is rather unsatisfactory
13:46For most people one name is enough, but not for you. How dare you look Duke. We all know you're the murderer
13:53Your life of privilege and being carried around by servants won't save you now
13:59Casual racism is one thing but this time you've bitten off more than you can chew
14:06Oh shit with my husband
14:08Get her out of here
14:15Uptight
14:16Uncomfortable self-conscious. They say you're the perfect man to front their lats a daisy campaign. I'm not doing it such a shame
14:25Clay constipation so beautifully. They really want you
14:30Who else did they ask?
14:32Portillo yes obvious choice. Yeah, he turned them down. He's off doing his train journeys. You're not gonna trap me into this Jane
14:39I'm not gonna advertise laxatives. Remember Derek sibling. Yes, Derek sibling now
14:44He was very good brightest in his year would rather trot out one of the best Henry the fifth
14:49This fella's ever seen all going well for him and he bursts onto the TV clutching his guts advertising laxatives then
14:58Good night, sweetheart
15:01All right, I'll let them know
15:04Anyway, I don't need the money. I've got that filthy last day tomorrow
15:08Can't wait to lodge that big fat check in Barclays of Fitzroy Square
15:15Get that money bro
15:19Toast oh
15:25Whoa
15:31I
15:33Think it's safe to say mr. Fasani. The justice is being done here today
15:38Yes, inspector Cavendish. He has paid the full price for murder
15:43I'm not surprised for standing in the way of my British citizenship
15:48The fiend is surely getting what he so richly deserves
15:52Look at him die in a cowardly fashion like a dog
15:57I'm not surprised to see him begging for his life in such a pathetic
16:01Unmanly manner the royal family has no place in modern British society. I spit on him. I
16:07Admire you for saying so. Mr. Fasani. They are a bunch of no good cheap bastards
16:27Oh
16:36See is beneath me
16:41I'll rise above. What's not good enough?
16:49Myself and politely
16:53Decline it strains upon my
17:03Whole life is beneath
17:10Above
17:23It strains
17:33These camera angles are great
17:42Wow
17:53I
18:03Am glad that we compromised on the word bastards
18:07Cogsuckers didn't seem right not for the entire royal family in Princess Michael of Kent
18:13It's a pity you missed the Benedict Cumberbatch scenes. He was
18:17Supply who I do so love champagne, don't you?
18:22Yes, mr. Vasily, I wonder if I could ask you when will I receive payment no, yeah, you have to check yes, I
18:30Could I just I just need to sign it. Do you have a pen?
18:35Come on. No, you are in rather a hurry. I'm in the middle of an acrimonious divorce settlement
18:40I completely understand. I have a pen in my office. I shall sign it immediately
18:46After all you are the man who brought Prince Philip to justice
18:52I
18:57Should be back in a minute help yourself to more champagne toast
19:05Why don't I trust that he's
19:11Fuck sake out of my way. Come on
19:15Mr. Vasily, where are you? Did you sign the check you there?
19:19Did you see him sign the check before he fell overboard did you see him sign the check
19:29Just fuck toast man mentions the film
19:32Says it mean I'll never get released. I don't mind that so much. It's not being paid the 60,000
19:37It's not being paid the 60,000 Jane's gonna look into but she's not hopeful. It seems he has millions
19:42It's funny how these things always surface after someone dies someone who won't be servicing is Vasily
19:47Sank like a stone
19:48Apparently he had an extra-large lifeboy in case he fell overboard
19:51We managed to squeeze into that still sank dragged the lifeboy down with him really thought that impossible
19:56But there again, he was fucking huge
19:59Thing is Ellen's been pestering me for that divorce settlement money
20:03Tough times toast, but I'm sure you have absolutely nothing to be worried about
20:07I
20:16Don't recognize you from my wife's legal team. Never mind. Do we are you better pay up?
20:20You're not connected to Ricky. Are you?
20:22No, just I saw you jump out of this van. Oh
20:28We don't know anyone called Ricky, yeah
20:30Oh
20:32Hang on you're in that play ain't you what remember that play we went to with Dave young Simon here first time
20:39We've ever been to the theater and sees that load of rubbish. You might have put him off the fayette for life
20:44In a stop hard David here. He's never gonna give him a chance
20:49There's been extensive rewrites by Ben Elton
20:51I should give you a bloody good idea just for that play alone
20:54But if you don't sort that one, right, we'll be rewriting your bloody a big jury
20:58So you better get that money, right doesn't matter
21:07Constipation behind you
21:10Lackadaisy
21:11restores your body's regularity
21:15So that you can work and relax every day without anxiety
21:19Lackadaisy doesn't cause excess gas or dizziness
21:23It just lets you step back into the natural rhythm of life
21:37Very good. I wasn't sure about the week at first, but it works
21:40May I introduce you to Howard bug of its chairman of lackadaisy, New York. My god, that's so cool
21:46It's chairman of lackadaisy, New York my god, that was terrific
21:51Everyone at can't rise an anus is very pleased
21:54We'd like to sign you up for a long-term contract to be the face of lackadaisy for the next five years
21:59That's tremendous news. Maybe we could even make it ten years. We can talk things on Monday Jay. Perfect
22:06I'm sure Martin will make us a very generous offer taste. I don't want to talk about this now
22:10I've got to rush off and do my play
22:13Upstairs we're gonna have a bit of a party. No last party. I went to someone drowned. Come on. We can share
22:21Talk Monday
22:23We casting Marty that guy really has a bond up his ass
22:32You
22:34It's a bloody long way from the King's speech
22:37Pull over here, please. I
22:40Don't have any cash taste Oh for Pete's sake Jane
22:48There's an extra 20 to take her home
22:52And they taking all his money he's died
22:54Does anybody know anything about him? Let me through
22:58Yes, I know him though. I haven't seen him in some time. It's the actor Derek sibling
23:05The
23:06Brightest in his year at Ryder
23:08Trot out one of the best Henry the fifth this fella's ever seen all going well for him
23:13Then he bursts onto the television clutching his guts in a laxative ad
23:18then
23:29Sorry, I'm late Charlotte there's an incident outside
23:32Trapped dead on the pavement. I knew him actually Derek sibling sibling the actor. Yes, wasn't he supposed to be very good?
23:39Very good brightest in his year at Ryder
23:42Trot out one of the best and bore you with the detail Daisy fucking really can't short by one fatal decision
23:49Oh strangely fitting grand finale. You might say what you mean, mr. Toast
23:54He shat himself
24:01I
24:04Think I said go ahead and have a shit. I think he said that guys. Let me know in the comments man. This is crazy
24:10That's letting it run through
24:15Daisy fucking Ridley here Star Wars
24:32A
24:34Very enjoyable episode
24:37for this might
24:38Skip my mind. I like when toast is talking. He's telling like a story and it goes kind of like into the fantasy music shit
24:44I don't know man. It goes very well together. I definitely enjoyed I had a blast watching this we got to talk about it
24:50Thank you. If you made it this far, thank you very much
24:53Ladies and gentlemen, Lexa Daisy put constipation behind you there man. Oh my god great episode
25:01We obviously my man's is not all too keen on being you know, like I guess what you call the spokesperson, you know
25:08the you know
25:10Behind the Lexa Daisy and when he was talking about it and you know
25:14the guy with the intestines when he you know, he's talking with the crowd when they were like
25:17Who's this guy here and and then that sound effect? So we love the sound effects. We love I guess
25:25I don't know if it's fantasy music that's going on
25:27But like it feels like storytelling time music when toast is speaking music to my ears
25:33The beginning with the yes, you know the the yes having to say the yes is still funny as hell
25:39Can you try no and can you just put that you know, put that it's only one word put that shit away
25:45And he's still looking at it. This makes me it makes me fucking laugh so much
25:50God, Matt Barry. Absolutely a gem. It's been really cool to see obviously
25:55If you are not
25:56You haven't watched my IT crowd journey. That's where we first seen Matt Barry and just fantastic that that guy
26:04instantly
26:06Made his presence known. So it's cool to see him, you know kind of in essentially a main character
26:11Role here, you know, he yeah, he definitely the spotlight all eyes are on him here. And man, what a crazy episode you got
26:19The I guess it's the Arab guy foul she something like that policy, you know, I suck with names
26:25Who obviously definitely doesn't like?
26:28Prince, you know the Prince a and yeah, you see it with the stabbing, you know
26:34So it makes this kind of vanity project here
26:37But again, my man's toast is life toast life is very interesting to see so we got this mini golf scene here
26:45And the lady, you know his ex is like yeah, this isn't the masses and should come on hurry up
26:50I want to you know, I want to play it's a mini golf man that that shit gets serious. I love love
26:56not to take away from the show, but um
26:59Love mini golf. I have a lot of fun playing mini golf that shit gets fucking competitive
27:04Okay, so I can understand her wanting to go and it is so true. Now. You'll have a family or someone behind
27:12Excuse me, sir. Is this good to shut the fuck up the fuck up. Let me hit my fucking ball and shit
27:17So, uh, you know, so that shit was fucking crazy there and then she beats the
27:23Fucking living lights out of him. Holy shit, man. God damn
27:29I was feeling the pain of the blunt force that she was to which he would be in the shit out of it
27:34Oh my god, so she is an interesting character
27:39and
27:41Rubbing it in god damn with I forgot the guy's fucking name
27:45I don't the guy that you Ricky Suave, whatever Ricky fucking whatever. I don't I don't fucking know don't care about the guy
27:51But man, she was rubbing that shit in she wants toast out and she wants it was what like
27:5760,000 so that is a pretty hefty sum and and from up until this stage of point. We haven't really seen him
28:05Doing much, you know work and shit
28:07So this is the first time we see him kind of essentially in a real gig unless you count the yes
28:12Thing as a gig where he got paid for I'm not from I'm not so sure but uh, you know
28:17So he got the yes thing that he did and you know, obviously he's hasn't had the greatest success in place
28:22I don't know how much money he gets or lacked up. But yeah, he's in a tough spot. That's a big-ass amount to
28:29To have to give to your wife that wants to get divorced. And yeah, so he gets this kind of vanity project shit
28:35But you had mrs. Plow
28:38Essentially was trying to get him to do this lax-a-daisy kind of advert there again
28:43he didn't seem like he wanted to do it hence with the stories and the sound effects popping up in these stories and
28:51Yeah, I honestly I just don't I can't I cannot blame him in this scenario there
28:56But man a great episode and and with this guy Fauci the the the Arab, dude
29:02Sinking and this guy had a pretty much a life preserver man, but he was just too fucking fat. So that shit was crazy
29:08We didn't like when my mans was like good night, you know, good night trade art. That was great. Even though
29:14Um, yeah, we're always gonna think about good night, sweetheart as well
29:17Anytime you hear a word that just sounds familiar. It can be a trigger to think of something else
29:21So I couldn't help think that I think Jane's performance on this one was great. She did a hell of a good job
29:27The people that he met in the bowling guys fill me and my brothers and sisters, uh, it is cold
29:35What I forgot the term there. It was called skittles shit. Let me know
29:40Yeah, I'm not familiar with the terminology there on the for the pins and shot. Just call it bowling pins and shit
29:46So yeah, I was a little confused there. If it's called skittles
29:49Let me know so I can have a new word to learn
29:52If it's called skittles, let me know so I can have a new word to learn
29:56Added to my database on my own grow
30:00ongoing growing
30:01You know dictionary that I'm trying to keep up in there, but sometimes it's difficult to learn everything
30:07But that's why we watch things, you know, and I think that the show is proven to be another banger show
30:13I mean toast is fantastic
30:15The surrounding cast as well
30:18Is interesting enough and yeah
30:20Just even the again the people the crew that's in there when he's doing the yes thing is kind of funny and shit like that
30:27You know, they don't have much lines, but within it. I just don't find that scene to be very funny
30:32The boat scene was funny as hell. Did he shine the check though?
30:36Nope, you're fucking fuck sell toast gotta be doing some likes a daisy
30:41Probably for the rest of his life. So, uh
30:44Definitely cool don't say anything on this one, but I'd like to see his ex-wife a little bit more
30:49I don't know. She had me die a little bit. So, uh, who knows? Maybe I'll see her again
30:53Maybe I won't but if that's the only way don't say if she comes in again, please or anything like that
31:00But yeah, she was whooping his ass and stuff like that
31:02He was like he liked that shit cuz he's a mister and shit
31:05I had a lot a lot in common and one thing whooping your ass is in common
31:09I love when he said under his breath about the cunt thing
31:15So, I love that and crazy there were some other people in here
31:21I don't remember everybody's names, you know again, there's a lot of names and stuff like that, but the
31:28the guy
31:30Who rubbed gasoline over him and shit like that? I know I've seen him in a movie
31:34I just you know again, I'm horrible names
31:37I know you guys are like experts with names and stuff like that, but that will never be my expertise
31:43But either way that guy's performance was absolute stellar
31:47You know, I will like that shit up man. That guy that shit was believable
31:51You got mob feel to him gangster vibe some even the thugs man with the thugs man. Oh my god
31:58You had some some great moments here. So I definitely feel
32:01Within this comedy. There's a lot of variety a lot of different
32:06Cool scenes so far that we've been seeing I feel like there's enough variety
32:10That's great acting is great acting is it's cool to say and when he's playing as a wack actor
32:17You know, I mean where he's getting booed constantly and shit. So it's kind of cool to see
32:21Yeah, we just want to see some more. So ladies and gentlemen, thank you number one for hanging out
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33:03Great voice, you know, I can't say that enough. So anyways guys. Have a great weekend. See you soon
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