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00:00Nakanaori Friend Park!
00:07Now, let's welcome our guests for today's Nakanaori!
00:12Please come in!
00:14Oswald Ito and Nishitaka Takano!
00:17Oh, I see.
00:20Previously, during an audition for Minamikawa,
00:23a fate was revealed between the two of them!
00:27Who are you?
00:29I saw you in the M-1 Grand Prix.
00:31You can't beat us in that.
00:33I think of you as my rivals.
00:36You can't beat us in that.
00:38That's what you said, right?
00:39That's not what I said!
00:41Ito said you didn't say that.
00:44I did say that.
00:45Oh, you did?
00:47I thought you guys were losing, so I didn't say that!
00:51That's not how you talk to people!
00:53That's not how you talk to people!
00:56You're making a joke!
00:58You're the one who's making a joke!
01:00You're the one who's making a joke!
01:02You're the one who's making a joke!
01:04Due to this man's strategy,
01:06Ito and Takano's serious fight broke out!
01:09Because they have to make up,
01:13Friend Park is now open!
01:15Actually, after the last recording,
01:17Hitori-san tried to make up,
01:19but he moved.
01:20He was really out of it.
01:22He was really out of it.
01:23He was really worried.
01:25Takebo was there,
01:28so I told him,
01:30I'd say some things are nice if we spoke,
01:32then it'd be easier next time.
01:33I said,
01:34then Ito said something,
01:36and they fought in the ballroom again!
01:38I said,
01:40Ito said something so unnecessary.
01:42I could have said,
01:43I'm sorry,
01:44that would help me understand.
01:45When we opened the door,
01:46he said,
01:47thank goodness I offered to help.
01:48You're up to no good!
01:50You say,
01:51I'm the one who should be asked!
01:53What did you say, bring it up there?
01:56It's not funny, I'll take it.
01:59You take the small amount of laughter that you had.
02:00You're mistaken.
02:02You just got hit by Minamikawa, not you.
02:05Are you for real?
02:06It's me who hit you hard.
02:08It's just Minamikawa.
02:11I used him.
02:12You were the one who hit me.
02:15You have no other choice but to get in the air from there.
02:19You're not gonna get anywhere until you get your turn!
02:23You're the same as the people who laugh for themselves!
02:27You are a really nasty guy, aren't you?
02:31I just found out recently.
02:33Are you serious?!
02:35You're just a delicacy, and you hurt a lot of people.
02:40You're gonna live like that, without knowing who you are.
02:43You're just a BASTERS fan.
02:45What do you mean by BASTERS fan?
02:47You got a job as a bassist, didn't you?
02:49Yes, I did.
02:50And you didn't know about Mr. Tanishige, did you?
02:51Tanishige is on the first page!
02:55He's a bassist!
02:56Tanishige is a bassist!
02:59What do you think about people saying that I don't work at all?
03:03That's not true.
03:04You're just doing everything your way.
03:06What do you mean?
03:07You're just doing everything your way!
03:09I'm different from you!
03:12What kind of way is that, Takano-san?
03:14What kind of way is that?
03:16Please!
03:17How is that your way?
03:18You're just doing everything your way!
03:21You do everything your way on show and on TV!
03:25But you're on your own!
03:26You're not on your days off, are you?!
03:28You...
03:31You guys are just boring.
03:33You're boring!
03:35They're boring!
03:36You seriously are boring!
03:38You guys are trash!
03:39You guys are trash!
03:40Say something!
03:41Are you fucking by yourself?!
03:43That's why Hatanaka is here, isn't it?
03:45You always pretend to live alone, don't you?
03:47I don't live alone.
03:49I want to go to many places in the convenience store.
03:51But he doesn't like TV that much.
03:53We can't go out together.
03:55You are a hipster, Hatanaka.
03:57If you stay next to me, you'll be fine.
03:59It's not your job to melt Hatanaka's heart.
04:01It's hot.
04:03It's hot.
04:05It's hot.
04:07You can't do that with your technique.
04:09It's hot.
04:11That's why I'm telling you to do it with your technique.
04:13There's a genius next to you.
04:15If you can't find it, let's do it together.
04:17I want to be on TV.
04:19I want to be on TV, but I can't.
04:21I want to be on TV, but I can't.
04:23Why?
04:25It's Hatanaka's world.
04:27You don't live alone, do you?
04:29Me?
04:31You live alone.
04:33You live alone.
04:35You live alone.
04:37Can you live alone?
04:39I think you are difficult.
04:41I think you are asking the worst question of me.
04:43Do you think you can live alone?
04:45You often say it in front of Kishi.
04:47I think you can't live alone.
04:49Do you think you can live alone?
04:51It's a very difficult question.
04:53Can you tell me?
04:55Can you tell me who Hatanaka is?
04:57Can you tell me who Hatanaka is?
04:59I think you can't tell me who you are.
05:01Kishi is a genius.
05:03He thinks about various things.
05:05What about Hatanaka?
05:07I will be kind!
05:09I will be kind!
05:11You can do it!
05:13You can do it!
05:15I'm not sure about this one.
05:17Can you do this properly?
05:19I want him to!
05:21So, this time,
05:23we have prepared
05:25many attractions for you two to try.
05:27We have prepared many attractions for you two to try.
05:29The first challenge is
05:31skinny pants challenge!
05:33Yay!
05:34This is a challenge where two people wear skinny jeans that are too slim to wear alone.
05:43Oh!
05:44It's going to be a long battle.
05:46It's going to be a long battle.
05:48First, Ito-san, please let Takano-san wear the skinny jeans.
05:52And Takano-san, you can't use your hands.
05:54Only Ito-san can wear the jeans.
05:57If you can stop the button within one minute of the time limit, you win.
06:02I see, I see.
06:04Either way, they can't wear the jeans because they don't cooperate.
06:09Are you ready?
06:12Let's get started.
06:14Skinny Jeans Speed Challenge Start!
06:18It's hard to wear skinny jeans.
06:21It's hard to wear skinny jeans.
06:23It's hard to wear skinny jeans.
06:25You guys are cooperating.
06:28It's hot!
06:29It's hot!
06:33It's hot!
06:35Cooperate!
06:37It's hot!
06:39It's hot!
06:41We don't have time!
06:43Cooperate!
06:45We don't have time!
06:47Two seconds to go!
06:49One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
06:54Stop right there!
06:55Time's up!
06:56What?
06:57What's that?
06:58That's not good at all.
06:58Just stretch your legs.
06:59Try moving them yourself.
07:00They won't move at all.
07:02They're not moving.
07:02The timing's off.
07:03Normally, when you put your feet in,
07:04you stretch them, but you're not moving at all.
07:06You're forcing me to do it.
07:08No, no, you're letting your body do the work.
07:09You're a hagedog.
07:10Who's a hagedog?
07:12You're letting your body do the work.
07:13You!
07:14Why are you letting your body do the work
07:15when you're a hagedog?
07:16Move yourself.
07:17You're not letting your body do the work.
07:19What kind of common sense is that?
07:21You're a hagedog.
07:22I've never heard of that.
07:23You're a hagedog.
07:24You're not letting your body do the work.
07:24You're a hagedog.
07:25You're letting your body do the work.
07:26You're not letting your body do the work.
07:27You're not letting your body do the work.
07:28Let's switch.
07:30Let's switch players.
07:31It's better if Ito does it.
07:34Takano's body looks stronger than Ito's.
07:37That's right.
07:38Takano's body looks stronger than Ito's.
07:40Give me someone who looks like a hagedog.
07:43You're nothing, really.
07:45You're just a haggard jellyfish.
07:48You're just a haggard jellyfish.
07:51I'm not a haggard jellyfish!
07:54I'm not a haggard jellyfish either!
07:55I'm not a haggard jellyfish!
07:57You're a haggard jellyfish.
07:59Okay, let's begin.
08:00The Skinny Pants Fast-Turning Challenge, start!
08:04Okay, okay.
08:05First, let's start with Takano.
08:07Don't touch me!
08:08Seriously!
08:09I didn't say anything like that!
08:11What's wrong with you?
08:12He touched me!
08:13What's wrong with you?
08:14What's wrong with you?
08:15Come out for a second.
08:16What's wrong with you?
08:17What did you do?
08:18I used my hands.
08:21You can't do that!
08:23You tried to put it on him.
08:24You tried to put it on me?
08:26You're just a haggard jellyfish.
08:28You're just a haggard jellyfish.
08:30You're just a haggard jellyfish.
08:31You can't even die, so you're in a condom?
08:34One more time.
08:36One more time.
08:37Okay, don't use your hands.
08:39The Skinny Pants Fast-Turning Challenge, start!
08:43Okay, okay.
08:44First, me.
08:45Yeah, until the end.
08:46Straight, straight, straight.
08:47Yeah, I'll go straight.
08:48From the ankle.
08:49Ow, ow, ow!
08:50The other way.
08:53You're really hurting me, you bastard!
08:55What are you doing?
08:57You're a bastard.
08:58Don't fight!
08:59I'm not fighting!
09:00Okay, okay.
09:01I'll let you go.
09:02I won't let you go.
09:03Hurry up!
09:04Hurry up!
09:05Pull him up.
09:06Pull him up!
09:07Pull him up.
09:08Not there.
09:09No, no!
09:10Ouch!
09:11That's enough.
09:12That's enough.
09:13That's enough.
09:14That's enough.
09:15Hurry, hurry, hurry!
09:16Go, go, go, go!
09:17Wait!
09:18Wait.
09:19Wait, wait, wait!
09:22That was close!
09:25That was close!
09:26That was close!
09:27Takano, can you try once more?
09:29Yes.
09:30Yes.
09:31You want to do it with Takano?
09:32Yes.
09:33Let's fight again.
09:34Yes.
09:35I really do.
09:36Let's have a break for now.
09:37Yes.
09:38Can you do it again?
09:39Yes.
09:40It was too sudden, sorry.
09:41That was good.
09:42That was good.
09:43Take it off.
09:44Hmm
10:14Get your hair out of the way!
10:16I'm just getting wet!
10:21Put your ankles in.
10:23I'll show you how to do it.
10:25That's important.
10:27I'll show you how to do it.
10:29Lie down.
10:31From here, face up.
10:33Face up, and put your feet in.
10:35When you get to this point, stand up.
10:37Then, just pull here.
10:39Sounds good.
10:40Let's go!
10:41The uniformed Hayabaki challenge, start!
10:43Go, go, go!
10:45Go, go, go!
10:47Go, go, go!
10:49Go, go, go!
10:51Nice!
10:53You're doing great!
10:55I'm not even halfway!
10:57You just have to get to the top.
10:59Oh, but...
11:01You're doing great!
11:03You can do it!
11:05You can do it!
11:07Stand up!
11:09You can do it!
11:11You can do it!
11:1330 seconds left!
11:15You have plenty of time!
11:17Go, go, go!
11:19Jump!
11:21Jump!
11:23Jump!
11:25Jump!
11:27Jump!
11:29Jump!
11:31Jump!
11:35Jump!
11:37Time up!
11:39Time up!
11:41You're just a Tochibakku!
11:43I can't believe it!
11:45It's the first time I've seen a Tochibakku who's as bald as that!
11:54What?
11:56He's trying to tell us that Tochibakku's the one with the most baldness.
11:58Don't say that!
12:00This is the first time I've seen this!
12:02Just be careful when you jump!
12:04Jump!
12:06I
12:08Mean
12:32See their own challenge on Monoboke tsukkomi challenge
12:38Oh
13:08Let's do it!
13:10It's too dark.
13:12I can't put it on.
13:14It's hard to put it on.
13:16You can't do it with your right hand!
13:18The other person will be surprised
13:20by the globes on your left hand!
13:22It's embarrassing.
13:24I can't do it.
13:26It's embarrassing.
13:28The knight is here.
13:30Let's play baseball.
13:32He's still here.
13:34He's still here.
13:36He's still here.
13:38Knight!
13:40I borrowed a globe,
13:42so let's play something.
13:44Are you in a hurry?
13:46If you want to play so much,
13:48I'll lend you a globe for 10 hours!
13:50I'll lend you a globe for 10 hours!
13:52That's great!
13:54I'll lend you a globe for 500 yen!
13:56How about 400 yen for an hour?
13:58Let's go to a candy store with 100 yen!
14:00What do you want to eat?
14:02What do you want to eat?
14:04You look great.
14:06You look great.
14:08You look great.
14:10It's a joke, right?
14:12It's a joke, right?
14:14It's a joke, but I'll try to make it fun.
14:16It's a joke, but I'll try to make it fun.
14:18I'm a little nervous.
14:20I'm a little nervous.
14:22If I finish this,
14:24it'll be over.
14:26it'll be over.
14:28it'll be over.
14:30Ouch!
14:32I got something out of my nose!
14:35What?
14:36Dynamite Girl!
14:37That's it!
14:38I'm going to make a fire!
14:40That's great!
14:43Dynamite Girl, that's great!
14:45You're going to make it come true, right?
14:47Yeah.
14:49This year's kanji.
14:53Utsu.
14:54Everyone was in a bad year, right?
14:56Next year, I want to make it a bright year!
15:00That's good.
15:01That's good.
15:02That's great.
15:03Is that okay?
15:04That's good.
15:05It doesn't look like a joke, but...
15:07No, it's good.
15:08You're going to make it come true.
15:10As long as it comes true, it's a point.
15:14Oh!
15:15The Wi-Fi is working!
15:17By opening the umbrella,
15:20the Wi-Fi that was trapped inside
15:22is spreading out!
15:24The people around you are smiling, too!
15:26You're smiling, too!
15:29That's good.
15:30That's good.
15:31Nice point!
15:32That's great!
15:33You two are getting along well!
15:35You two are not fighting,
15:37so it's good that you're cooperating!
15:39You're cooperating well!
15:41Who wants to eat?
15:43Oh, you don't want Ishizuka?
15:45It's a small meal, isn't it?
15:46Ishizuka is a clean freak,
15:49so he doesn't eat hot food.
15:51Maybe Megumi likes that kind of thing.
15:56Nice point!
15:57That's great!
16:00It's still warm.
16:01It's nearby.
16:02Keisuke!
16:03I'll go after it first!
16:04And I'll go buy anpan and milk!
16:09Nice point!
16:10That's great!
16:11That's great!
16:12Is this the last one?
16:14That's great!
16:17That's right.
16:18I'm a two-channeler.
16:20A two-channeler?
16:21You have a dirty heart,
16:23but you have such a nice wing!
16:25Your heart may have been wrong!
16:30That's right!
16:33I can't see it in your face,
16:36but I just need to make it work.
16:38Time's up!
16:39It's like you're fighting a fish!
16:41That's great!
16:42That's a good feeling!
16:43That's good!
16:44Ito made a good toss,
16:46and the last one was Takano.
16:48Thank you for your cooperation.
16:50That's a great combination!
16:51Didn't you two get closer?
16:55If Takano was behind me,
16:57I wouldn't have been so reliable.
17:02I felt it from the last one.
17:05So I was able to do whatever I wanted.
17:08He did everything for you.
17:10When I first met Ito,
17:13I was in the front row.
17:16He told me that I was interesting
17:19after I met him in Yoshimoto.
17:21When I went to a Yoshimoto concert,
17:23he told me that I was interesting.
17:25Ito told everyone in Yoshimoto
17:28that he made the atmosphere easier for me.
17:31I've always been grateful for that.
17:36I didn't know you had that kind of feeling.
17:39Now,
17:41we have a letter from the most important person
17:45who was at the scene where you two fought last time.
17:48Asahi, please read it.
17:50I can't say who it is.
17:53It's him, right?
17:54Okay, I'll read it.
17:58Ito and Takanoe.
18:01I'm Minamikawa from Nansei, a joint venture company.
18:05Unlike the two of you,
18:07I'm a super dirty comedian
18:09who does four erotic shows
18:11and makes customers hit me in business
18:13and gets applause for saying it doesn't hurt.
18:16As a senior, I'd like to give you some advice.
18:20First, Ito.
18:22You need passion to be a young man
18:25who wants to be as successful as you.
18:27But from what I've heard,
18:29it seems like you have a partner who makes jokes.
18:33You're a man who can't start from scratch, right?
18:36Why are you so proud of your manzai?
18:40On social media,
18:42you praise your sister
18:44or flirt with your actress girlfriend.
18:47Huh?
18:48If you just list the facts,
18:50you're pretty dirty too, aren't you?
18:53And Takano.
18:55Of course you should make up with Ito.
18:59But don't be influenced by Ito
19:02and have romantic feelings.
19:04Just like Takano,
19:06he's a man who can't start from scratch.
19:09Just the other day, when we went to a business meeting,
19:12Takano had too much time for his manzai.
19:15As a result, he had to take a break.
19:19I didn't like it,
19:21but I laughed out loud.
19:24You can't be a comedian like Ito.
19:28Ito and I are different.
19:31Don't forget that Yoshimoto is just a gear.
19:36Comedy is the best.
19:39Minamikawa.
19:41That was a long letter.
19:44What do you think, Ito?
19:46Why do I have to dance with him?
19:51But you were talking like you were making a joke.
19:55I was making a joke.
19:57I was talking to him.
20:00You said, manzai is like this.
20:02But you didn't say that.
20:04You're making me dance again.
20:08Minamikawa is amazing.
20:10Next time, we'll talk a lot about comedy.
20:14Two talented people will reveal the reality of comedy.
20:19But...
20:20Manzai is like this.
20:22There's a skit.
20:24I'm going to lose my temper one day.
20:27You can't give a good skit to a guy like him.
20:30I didn't know until I met you
20:35Goodbye
20:38I still look at the days when I think of love
20:46It's vague
21:06Who laughed today?
21:09It's me.
21:11It's definitely me.
21:13It's me.
21:14It's me.
21:15It's me.
21:16It's me.
21:17It's me.
21:18It's me.
21:19It's me.
21:20It's me.
21:21It's me.
21:22It's me.
21:23It's me.
21:24It's me.
21:25It's me.
21:26It's me.
21:27It's me.
21:28It's me.
21:29It's me.
21:30It's me.
21:31It's me.
21:32It's me.
21:33It's me.