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00:00This is a derivative work of the Touhou Project.
00:01I don't know why, but I'm going to try my best to make a good show.
00:05What? You're not scared?
00:07Ichiro!
00:09I'm scared!
00:10What's wrong? You were so scared until just now.
00:12What's with her reaction?
00:13Is it even a program?
00:15She's scary!
00:16The two of them are busy working on a new show.
00:21No!
00:22But you don't need to do anything!
00:23They are together, but...
00:25Is there a relationship between the two of you?
00:28You guys are seniors and juniors from the same agency, right?
00:32You guys have been together for 15 years, right?
00:34How did you get together?
00:36How did we get together?
00:38We went to the same agency's concert.
00:40Have you ever been to a concert together?
00:42Have you ever been on NEEDS together?
00:44I've only been on NEEDS once.
00:46I don't remember.
00:48You were too busy.
00:50We went to Disneyland together.
00:52We went to a local festival together.
00:54We went to a local festival together.
00:56We went to a local festival together.
00:58I'm going to ask you a fortune-telling question.
01:00I love fortune-telling.
01:02I love fortune-telling, too.
01:04But I only believe in good things.
01:06I understand.
01:08Where do you live now?
01:10I live in New York.
01:12I live in New York.
01:14I live in New York.
01:16You live in a good place.
01:18I live in a good place.
01:20I love the shape of the road.
01:22I love the shape of the road.
01:24I love the shape of the road.
01:26I love the shape of the road.
01:28I love the shape of the road.
01:30I love the shape of the road.
01:32I love the shape of the road.
01:34I love the shape of the road.
01:36I love the shape of the road.
01:38I love the shape of the road.
01:40I love the shape of the road.
01:42I love the shape of the road.
01:44I love the shape of the road.
01:46I love the shape of the road.
01:48I love the shape of the road.
01:50I love the shape of the road.
01:52Yu-chanirts that make you feel sympathetic to you.
01:54To be honest, I think it's the highlight of the show.
01:56I honestly didn't sleep well and was excited.
01:58To feel the heart.
02:00To suffer.
02:02To be inspired.
02:04The heart.
02:06I love the shape
02:10of the road.
02:12I love the shape of the road.
02:14From now on, there will be one person whose luck will go down.
02:21Which one?
02:24I'm scared.
02:25From here?
02:26That's right.
02:27However, from now on, there will be one person whose luck will go down.
02:31What?
02:32I don't like this.
02:34Is it the exact opposite?
02:35That's right.
02:36Isn't it a dead end?
02:37However, I have some advice on how to avoid this hole.
02:43So you know all the way to the hole.
02:45That's right.
02:46I'm scared.
02:49This is fun.
02:54From Naomi.
02:55I'm scared.
02:57I'm scared.
03:00Isn't it noisy?
03:04She looks like she's having fun, unlike when she was with Hiroyuki.
03:07It would be fun if she can react like this.
03:10She's a sweet and lonely girl.
03:14I don't like this.
03:17That's great.
03:19She is a sweet and lonely girl.
03:22She likes to observe people.
03:24I love her a lot.
03:28She is observing people naturally.
03:32She is observing everyone.
03:34When I saw her today, I noticed everyone's faces.
03:37I love the way they look when they're smiling or having fun.
03:42She's easy to believe and easy to trick. She's a pure type.
03:45That's right.
03:47She's very pure.
03:48Pure? Really?
03:49I've heard that a lot.
03:50Pure.
03:51When she talks to someone she likes, her face shows.
03:54That's true. Her face is bright red.
03:57She's like me.
03:58Like you?
03:59That's right.
04:00All genres.
04:01I've fallen in love with all genres.
04:03The cameraman, the assistant, the lighting, the sound...
04:10I've fallen in love with all genres.
04:13For example, when the staff says,
04:14Please sit here.
04:16I'm like, What?
04:17That's all.
04:19I was in the show when I was 22 or 23.
04:22When you were 22 or 23?
04:24Yes.
04:25I see.
04:27The man at that time had a face that was a little bit away from me.
04:32I see.
04:33I could see a little bit of his nose.
04:36I see.
04:37Who?
04:38I'm scared!
04:39Why?
04:40I don't know.
04:41Why?
04:42I don't know.
04:43That's amazing.
04:44Was he there?
04:45No.
04:46On the spot?
04:47He said he was good-looking.
04:48Good-looking?
04:49Yes.
04:50He was good-looking.
04:51He was a manager-like talent.
04:54I see.
04:56I was like, Is it okay for me to be here?
04:59Is it okay for me?
05:01I heard he was popular in the fortune-telling.
05:03I think he was popular.
05:05Maybe he was popular.
05:08That's a good question.
05:10He was very popular.
05:13He was very popular in the fortune-telling.
05:15That's a good question.
05:16I think he was popular.
05:18Be careful.
05:20Be careful.
05:22He likes to have sex to eat fast food.
05:28That's amazing.
05:30Stop it.
05:32What are you doing?
05:34He eats a lot.
05:36He eats a lot.
05:37He eats a lot.
05:38He eats a lot.
05:39He eats a lot.
05:40He eats a lot.
05:41He eats a lot.
05:42He eats a lot.
05:43He eats a lot.
05:44He eats a lot.
05:45He is wild and technical.
05:47He loves sex.
05:49Love and sex are two different things.
05:52That's harsh.
05:54That's harsh.
05:55That's true.
05:56He loves sex.
05:58I love it.
06:00I often watch NINSO.
06:02I often watch NINSO.
06:03He is erotic.
06:05I see.
06:06I see.
06:07He is not wrong.
06:08It's natural for me to be erotic.
06:10It's natural for me to be erotic.
06:11He is sexy.
06:13He is sexy.
06:14That's NINSO.
06:16Both of you are erotic.
06:22I'm fine, but YOKO is fine.
06:24Stop it.
06:25You are sexy.
06:27You are sexy.
06:28I'm taking a picture.
06:30Are you sexy?
06:31You are sexy.
06:33Please do this.
06:35You have a mole.
06:36I have a mole.
06:37You have a mole.
06:38You have a mole where the line of your eyebrows is.
06:43This is Shikijo Bokuro.
06:46Shikijo?
06:48This is the color of compassion.
06:50You have a good posture.
06:55He has a good posture.
06:56What?
06:58What is that?
06:59You are strong.
07:01Don't say you are stronger than that.
07:05You want to know.
07:06You want to know.
07:07That's scary.
07:08You are very kind.
07:11And also,
07:13she's a good host.
07:15Stop it!
07:17Stop it!
07:19Is this an elementary school program?
07:21Is this an elementary school program?
07:23That's why she's here.
07:25She's a mother raising a child.
07:27She's just a porn star!
07:29She doesn't have a personality
07:31or a future.
07:33She's just a host.
07:35She's just a host
07:37at the theater.
07:39That's a good one.
07:41That's a good one.
07:43That's a good one.
07:45It's a good one.
07:47It's a good one.
07:49It's a good one.
07:51Where is this program?
07:53It's on the birthday.
07:57It's on the birthday?
07:59That's funny.
08:01You have a child, right?
08:03Yes, I do.
08:05Is she a girl?
08:07If you have a strong personality,
08:09a girl will be born.
08:11Stop it!
08:13Stop it!
08:15If you have a strong personality,
08:17a girl will be born.
08:19Stop it!
08:21I think she has a strong personality.
08:23I see.
08:25Not only her personality,
08:27but also her power.
08:29I see.
08:31I know a lot of people
08:33who have a strong personality.
08:35I know a lot of people
08:37who have a strong personality.
08:39I think it's really hard.
08:41When I think she's back,
08:43I'm like,
08:45she's so energetic.
08:47She's amazing.
08:49What does she eat?
08:51It's really amazing.
08:53It's really amazing.
08:55I think it's hard to understand.
08:57I think she eats most of the food raw.
08:59I think it's hard to understand.
09:01I think it's hard to understand.
09:03Where is the sauce?
09:05It's definitely raw.
09:07It's like a wild animal.
09:09Ms. Yokosawa is a leader type
09:11of Meda Chitagariya.
09:13That's right.
09:15She's just an extension of Meda Chitagariya.
09:17She's just an extension of Meda Chitagariya.
09:19She's the president of the elementary, middle, and high schools.
09:21She's the president of the elementary, middle, and high schools.
09:23She's cute.
09:25The fortune-telling says
09:27she's the type to force herself.
09:29That's right.
09:31It's so painful.
09:33I can't help it.
09:35Even in her childhood,
09:37she was aiming for a 20 o'clock fire.
09:39She was aiming for a 20 o'clock fire.
09:41It was so painful.
09:43She was like,
09:45I have to put out the light.
09:47I have to put out the light.
09:49She was trapped by her own rules.
09:51She was trapped by her own rules.
09:53She's a perfectionist,
09:55so she has a headache.
09:57She has a headache.
10:03When I was taking the medicine,
10:05it was so dangerous.
10:07I went to the clinic once
10:09and stopped it.
10:11If I don't take the medicine,
10:13I get anxious and have a headache.
10:15Her plan and goal are
10:17to make it precise.
10:19She has to do it from 1 to 12.
10:21She has to do it from 1 to 12.
10:23When will she get married?
10:25When will she get married?
10:27She did it ten thousand times.
10:30One hundred times.
10:32From the age of 1,
10:34for 4 years and half,
10:36she has been a�game to get married.
10:38From the age of 1, for 4 years and half,
10:40she has been a�game to get married.
10:42She has to make a choice.
10:45It's painful.
10:47She went to a wedding party
10:49to get married.
10:51She did it one hundred times.
10:53Her ideal had been trampled.
10:55I felt like I had finally met the person of my dreams.
10:59I see.
11:00I always had high expectations.
11:02I wanted someone who was tall.
11:04I wanted a boy from Kanto and Kinko.
11:06I had a lot of expectations.
11:08But I found someone who I could drink and have fun with.
11:12That's why you chose him.
11:14That's right.
11:15My current husband doesn't call me Yokosawa.
11:18He calls me Nanamesawa.
11:20I thought it would be fun.
11:23I thought I could have a lot of fun with him.
11:26That's why I fell in love with him.
11:28Is that the reason?
11:29That's the reason.
11:30It's not funny at all.
11:32It's not funny at all.
11:33I see.
11:34It's not funny to make people laugh.
11:35That's right.
11:36It's not funny at all.
11:38He doesn't buy me a cotton swab.
11:40He says, I'm sorry.
11:42It's not funny at all.
11:44That's right.
11:46When Yokosawa is angry,
11:48he blows the wind.
11:50He says, stop it.
11:52That's why people laugh.
11:54When you were 19 or 20 years old,
11:57it was a turning point in your life.
11:59It was a year of challenges.
12:02Did you ever take action?
12:05It was the year I became a comedian.
12:07I graduated from high school.
12:09I said, I'll do my best.
12:11I was happy.
12:13Did you leave your hometown?
12:14I left my hometown.
12:15I came to Tokyo from Niigata.
12:18I moved to Tokyo.
12:20Do you remember when you moved to Tokyo?
12:22I remember.
12:24I lived near Yaoya.
12:25Did you live near Yaoya?
12:26Yes.
12:27Why? Did you live together?
12:28Why?
12:29It's in the fortune-telling.
12:30What?
12:34I talked about Yaoya with my family.
12:36I said, Yaoya is here.
12:38It wasn't the third time.
12:40The third time?
12:41I'm scared.
12:43I'm sorry.
12:44I'm sorry.
12:45I'm confused.
12:48Isn't it amazing?
12:49How do you know?
12:50It's in the fortune-telling.
12:51What's in the fortune-telling?
12:54When I was 19 years old.
12:56Have you ever talked about this?
12:58No.
12:59I've never said it three times.
13:01I'll tell you more.
13:02302.
13:03What?
13:04302.
13:09I don't know what it means.
13:11Kameido's 302.
13:13Kameido's 302.
13:17How do you know?
13:19It's in the fortune-telling.
13:20No.
13:22It's strange.
13:24Really?
13:25I'm scared.
13:26Why?
13:27It's strange.
13:28At that time.
13:30What?
13:39At that time.
13:40What?
13:41I'm scared.
13:42I was very lucky.
13:44What?
13:47I promised my parents that I would go to college or get a job if I didn't make it to the stage in three years.
14:01I made it to the stage with a smile in half a year after my debut.
14:05That's amazing.
14:06I was so happy.
14:08I was at a bad time when I was 22.
14:11At that time, I did my best to get a job, but it didn't go well.
14:18That's right.
14:20I was very happy to be on a comedy show called Power Pudding.
14:26People around me said it was good, but I didn't know what kind of person I was.
14:32I didn't know what they wanted.
14:35My story didn't go well at all.
14:38When I came to the audition, I was doing a long story.
14:44I was told that I only had to say one word.
14:50I thought I had to make a four-minute story.
14:53But I was asked if I could just say one word.
14:56I said I would drop it.
14:58Until now, all the bad stories have been reborn.
15:02I came up with a story with a rough voice.
15:05I wanted to say just one word, but I couldn't make it into a four-minute story.
15:11I've been making stories like this for a long time.
15:15It was a time when I was reborn.
15:18After that, I was able to appear on TV.
15:21I was able to appear on TV.
15:24As for money, Natsuko has nothing to worry about.
15:29Thank you very much.
15:30However, there is no explosion.
15:33It's safe.
15:35Naomi has a lot of money.
15:41That's great.
15:44She has a lot of money.
15:47It's a chance to get a lot of money from now on.
15:52Starting in 2025 will result in money in 2026.
15:59What?
16:01Are you hiding something?
16:02As expected.
16:04It's a black box.
16:07What is it?
16:09Stop it.
16:11Are you trying to do something next year?
16:13I'm planning a lot of things.
16:15I'm doing a lot of things next year.
16:20I'm doing a lot of things next year.
16:22I thought it was amazing.
16:23It's a black box.
16:26I will talk about my childhood.
16:31Naomi.
16:33I was 5 to 15 years old.
16:35At that time, I had a lot of bad things in my life.
16:40I was bad from the age of 5 to 15.
16:43Was it bad?
16:44Was all the bad things in my life there?
16:48It was there.
16:49Is it that early?
16:50It was really hard.
16:51It's a long time.
16:53It's a long time.
16:55I was born in Taiwan.
16:57My mother is Taiwanese and my father is Japanese.
17:00I was born in Taiwan and went to Japan right away.
17:04After I broke up with my father, my mother started working.
17:09I couldn't get a good job because I was a foreigner.
17:13I was physically ill.
17:16I couldn't work hard.
17:18I became poor at once.
17:20That was when I was 5 or 6 years old.
17:23My mother was too poor at one time.
17:27She had plastic surgery for a year.
17:30My mother was a plastic surgeon.
17:33When I came home from the plastic surgery, I was excited.
17:39I was like, which one is it?
17:40I lost.
17:42That day was a convenience store event.
17:44If I won, I went to a restaurant.
17:46It was in my mother's hands.
17:48That's amazing.
17:51How did your life change when you were 8 years old?
17:55When I was 8 years old, my mother remarried.
18:05She was a weird person.
18:08I got married and divorced with her.
18:15That's when I got married.
18:18She was a big woman.
18:20She was a big woman.
18:22But she was a weird person.
18:24She loved my mother.
18:26She didn't care about me.
18:30You felt it while you were a child.
18:33When I was 12 to 15 years old, I decided to be kind.
18:43You were unlucky at that time.
18:47But you found a treasure in the darkness.
18:53It was dark when I was in junior high school.
18:58I had a lot of friends.
19:01I was bullied a little.
19:04But I wasn't bullied by everyone.
19:07Most of them were on my side.
19:11At that time, I was kind to people.
19:16Maeda, a classmate of mine, loves manga.
19:21He drew a manga for me.
19:23He drew a manga for me.
19:25It was a manga series called,
19:27It was a manga series called,
19:29If you play Battle Royale in my class.
19:32It was a manga series called,
19:34If you play Battle Royale in my class.
19:37When the story started, everyone started to kill me.
19:41It was a scary story.
19:43It was a scary story.
19:45I didn't encourage them.
19:47But they sent me a letter saying,
19:49But they sent me a letter saying,
19:51They helped me a lot.
19:53At that time, I wanted to be like them.
19:57I was kind to people.
19:59I was kind to people.
20:01I didn't get along with my mother.
20:03I didn't have a place to stay at home.
20:05My mother started a bar.
20:08I started a bar when I was 12 years old.
20:12I was alone at night.
20:14My mother worked until late at night.
20:17I cooked dinner alone at home.
20:21I did the laundry myself.
20:23I lived alone.
20:25I lived alone.
20:27I was lonely.
20:29I didn't have anyone to talk to at home.
20:31At that time, my family only had a TV.
20:34My family only had a TV.
20:36They supported me when I was lonely.
20:42I was 14 years old.
20:44I was a good boy.
20:46I was a good boy.
20:48I was at the age when I was made.
20:51I was at the age when I was made.
21:00I remember.
21:02I decided to be a comedian when I was 14 years old.
21:06I went to another world by watching TV.
21:10I decided to do something fun,
21:12to make people who are struggling and in pain laugh.
21:22That was when I was 14 years old.
21:24That is connected.
21:26That is connected.
21:28I thought it would be nice if I could be a friend of my family.
21:33So I became gay.
21:36Do you want to get married?
21:39I wasn't interested in it before.
21:43I enjoyed my job.
21:45But after I turned 30,
21:48I started to want to get married.
21:51I suddenly wanted to get married.
21:54I suddenly wanted to get married.
21:58I want to get married now.
22:00That's great.
22:02Basically, you can make a happy family with a good husband.
22:07That's great.
22:09So you can get married to someone who is financially capable.
22:14That's great.
22:16But...
22:17But?
22:19Your luck is over at the age of 29.
22:23Wait a minute. It's already over.
22:26What?
22:27It's already over?
22:32It says that your luck is over at the age of 29.
22:35It's over?
22:36Yes.
22:37So...
22:43At the age of 29,
22:46you prioritized work over love.
22:49That's right.
22:50It's time to be kinder to your fans.
22:53That's right.
22:54I went on a world tour for the first time at that time.
22:58I did a lot of concerts overseas.
23:01Naomi is the type of person who works hard to make her fans happy.
23:08That's right.
23:09It's not just a show.
23:12She has a strong love for her fans from the bottom of her heart.
23:16That's right.
23:17That's great.
23:18I'm not lying.
23:19That's great.
23:20You had a fan meeting, right?
23:21Yes.
23:22I opened a fan club this year.
23:24I thought it would be easier to communicate with my fans if I opened a fan club.
23:28That's great.
23:29I had a fan meeting for the first time.
23:32There were 2,400 people.
23:34That's great.
23:36We talked for about an hour and a half.
23:38That's great.
23:39I think it's wonderful to be a fan's family.
23:43But the love for your fans is so strong that you can't meet your fans anymore.
23:47Are your fans gone?
23:48Yes.
23:50Which one?
23:51So...
23:56From now on?
23:57In order to stabilize your luck, I recommend marriage.
24:05Do you want me to get married?
24:07It's better to get married.
24:09If you don't get married, you'll fall into a hole.
24:15I'm a hole.
24:17What kind of hole do you fall into?
24:21Can I say what the fortune-telling says?
24:23Yes.
24:24You'll get sick and suffer.
24:26I don't want that.
24:27Sick?
24:28You're at a time when you don't know what real happiness is this year.
24:33That's right.
24:34It was really like that in 2024.
24:37I'm grateful that my work is going well.
24:40I have a lot of friends when I go back to Japan.
24:46But I didn't know that.
24:48So when you get married, you'll realize what your happiness is this year.
24:59I see.
25:01First of all, how can I do this?
25:10I want my fans to support me wanting to get married.
25:14I see.
25:17If your fans support you, you'll have a miracle.
25:23That's amazing.
25:26I've never talked about love seriously in front of my fans.
25:31I don't think you'll want to get married in the future.
25:37That's what the fortune-telling says.
25:39What?
25:41You love your fans even if you give up your private life.
25:46It's for people.
25:47It's for people.
25:48You're a person who works for people.
25:49That's right.
25:50You only think about what you can give.
25:53That's amazing.
25:54Fortune-tellers are very kind.
25:58But you don't realize that.
26:00What?
26:02If you're too kind, your luck will go down.
26:07That's the time.
26:09That's difficult.
26:10That's why my friends around me are telling me not to be too kind.
26:15After I got married this year, my friends around me told me not to be too kind.
26:19They told me to live for myself.
26:22They told me not to make time for others and to live for myself.
26:27I've changed a little.
26:29That's the time.
26:32That's amazing.
26:33I didn't tell anyone.
26:35If you listen to my advice, your luck will come back to you when you're 29 years old.
26:42What?
26:43If you want to be supported, tell your friends that you want to get married.
26:48If you can say that, it's good.
26:51It's a chance for you when you're 38 or 41 years old.
26:53That's amazing.
26:54You'll meet good people who are serious.
26:59What?
27:01I have a good job.
27:02I think I have a good job.
27:05My challenge was not a job.
27:08My job was going well.
27:10I got married.
27:13I didn't expect that.
27:15It's good to say that.
27:16It's good to say that.
27:18I watch your Instagram live a lot.
27:21That's right.
27:22This is a TV show, isn't it?
27:25I forgot about it.
27:27That's right.
27:29You can say it now.
27:34I absolutely want to get married next year.
27:39I want you to support my marriage.
27:43Good luck.
27:44Is this good?
27:45That's good.
27:49I have a lot of good friends around me.
27:54I have a lot of good friends around me.
28:00That's amazing.
28:01It's good to meet good people.
28:04It's not a job, it's a relationship.
28:06I love you.
28:13If you want to look cool, you should eat your favorite food.
28:18That's perfect.
28:19I think I'm influenced by my mother.
28:21What should I do?
28:23There are a lot of comments.
28:25The official YouTube channel of the program has been opened.
28:28I'm Miu.
28:29I'm Miu.
28:30Good evening, everyone. I'm Ukena.
28:32Oh, my God.
28:34I'm Miu.
28:35I'm Miu.
28:36I'm Miu.
28:37I'm Miu.
28:38Confess to the person you like.
28:40You'll know the best day to move.
28:43The calendar app, which tells you when you're lucky, has been updated.
28:47You can check the fortune of the second half of the year in 2025.
28:52For more information, please check the program's website and SNS.
28:55I like the color of my girlfriend's smile.
28:59I'm scared.