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00:00Mom, you seem to be thinking about the future.
00:14No son, I'm just thinking about today's dinner.
00:21Kala, please sit down. I'll join you.
00:25Listen, whatever you just said, keep it in mind and find out about today's dinner.
00:31Go and sit down.
00:33Tatha, I'll go and check the preparations for dinner.
00:37Yes aunty.
00:46So Tatha, since when have you been in Mumbai?
00:48And your house in Lucknow...
00:51Mom, I'll tell you that. But before that, answer some of my questions.
00:57Cute. Yes, of course. Go ahead.
01:00If Lollipop...
01:01Lollipop?
01:03My dog.
01:04He came to the office once.
01:06Oh, yes. Yes.
01:09Yes, go ahead. Lollipop.
01:11If Lollipop eats 1000 bags of dog food to become a healthy dog,
01:16how many bags of dog food would 69 puppies like him eat to become a grown up dog?
01:24And 60 puppies are 6 months old.
01:28And 9 puppies are 9 months old.
01:3166...
01:32One second, one second.
01:341000 bags for 1 puppy.
01:36So for 69 puppies, 69 multiplied by 1000 is 69,000.
01:40And how many were the smaller puppies?
01:4369...
01:45Oh, God.
01:47You know what, I sometimes wonder, how can dogs eat the same food for their entire life?
01:53It's weird, right?
02:12Very funny.
02:14I think it's a little tough for you.
02:16No, no, I'll do it.
02:17I'll ask an easy question.
02:19Okay, go ahead.
02:20Okay, tell me.
02:21What are the two things that foodies like you can't eat for dinner?
02:26There's nothing like that. I eat everything.
02:28And in fact, if I'm very hungry, then I...
02:30Okay, okay, uncle.
02:31I know you'll try to say something funny.
02:34Huh?
02:35Try?
02:36Okay, forget it. The answer is breakfast and lunch.
02:40Whoa!
02:41That was smooth, champ. I like it.
02:43Champ!
02:46Okay, sorry. That was very cool.
02:49Happy?
02:50Just like your mom.
02:55Anyway, let's have dinner now.
02:58I made this feta cheese and watermelon salad especially for you two.
03:06I thought you'd like salads.
03:09And which kid doesn't like cheese?
03:15Kata, have some.
03:19No.
03:20Not me.
03:21It sticks to my teeth.
03:24Speaking of sticking,
03:25why is lipstick called lipstick?
03:29Because girls' lips don't stick to it.
03:33Right.
03:35Monkey, what's wrong?
03:37What's wrong?
03:38You're asking me so many questions today.
03:43My lips are already sticking.
03:45Even though I stopped applying lipstick years ago.
03:50Mom, I think uncle Ahsan likes my jokes more than my questions.
03:57So uncle Ahsan,
03:58for you,
03:59a twin of jokes and questions.
04:03Not again.
04:05Ask me.
04:06What is it that never asks questions
04:08but always gets answers?
04:14Whatever it is, you're nothing.
04:17You ask so many questions, son.
04:19You never get answers.
04:23Cell phone.
04:24Cell phone.
04:55I'm fine.
04:58I mean, I'm fine at home.
05:00I've been resting all day, mom.
05:03I don't want to go away from you guys.
05:05And anyway,
05:07no doctor can take care of me as much as you do.
05:11I'm fine at home.
05:14Son, not just me,
05:16you're the center of attraction of the house.
05:19The whole house will take care of you.
05:22Don't worry at all.
05:24Yes, prince.
05:25Especially you.
05:27And stop going to hotels for a few days.
05:30Stay with Reet at home.
05:34Should I sit at home right now?
05:36But dad,
05:37when the baby comes,
05:38I have to spend a lot of time with her.
05:40And if I stop going right now,
05:42who's going to take care of all the housework?
05:44Am I dead?
05:45Or have you been running this business since childhood?
05:48At this time,
05:49there should be no one more important than Reet in your life, prince.
05:57You're going to be the father of the third child.
06:00When will you grow up?
06:05Kavita.
06:06Yes.
06:08Now you both sit together.
06:10I'll send your tea.
06:12And it's time for your soup.
06:14I'll have soup.
06:15And it's time for your soup.
06:16I'll have soup.
06:18Thank you, mom.
06:20Sit.
06:23Go, sit.
06:24Be careful.
06:26Let's go.
06:37Why are you so upset?
06:39I'm fine.
06:43One second.
06:44What do you mean you're fine?
06:45Don't you understand?
06:47I was pretending.
06:48These people cleaned Aditya's room
06:50and were talking about shifting Tatha and Arav to that room.
06:53So?
06:54Dad started calling him.
06:56You don't stay at home.
06:58And even if you're at home,
06:59you don't understand anyway.
07:02Even I didn't understand at that time.
07:04I acted even more scared.
07:06And I acted as if I had a panic attack.
07:10This plan worked.
07:12Now all these people have forgotten about it.
07:16Rit, you mean you did all this in your 8th month of pregnancy?
07:21What are you doing?
07:24First of all, you're driving yourself crazy in your imaginary fear.
07:27At least think about the baby.
07:29What will it affect?
07:30What will happen to the baby?
07:31The baby is very happy.
07:37She's happy.
07:38That her mother is making arrangements for her future.
07:41This baby doesn't understand
07:42why her father doesn't understand this.
07:45Yes, I don't understand.
07:47These people who love you so much,
07:49take care of you so much,
07:50you're scaring them.
07:52Why, Rit? Why?
07:55Arav and Tatha will come to this house.
07:57They'll stay for 2 days.
07:58I say they'll stay for 2 months.
07:59What difference does it make?
08:00What will happen to them?
08:01You answered your own questions.
08:05Why did I trouble them so much?
08:08Because they're the only people in the world
08:10who love me so much.
08:12Even my mother didn't take care of me so much.
08:16They're only
08:18busy pampering the boys.
08:20But what are mom and dad doing now?
08:23They're also doing the same.
08:24They're giving all the attention to Arav.
08:27What will happen to me?
08:29What will happen to my baby?
08:32Jivraj, Tatha has her own house.
08:35Then why is she keeping an eye on my house?
08:38I don't understand this.
08:41You're impossible.
08:43Dad tells me when I'll grow up.
08:45You tell me when I'll understand.
08:47But you know what I think?
08:48I think dad will understand me
08:50and you'll change.
08:59But Arav, this is not possible.
09:01This riddle is wrong.
09:02Tatha, say something to him.
09:03Uncle, it's right.
09:05How?
09:06Think about it once more.
09:08Okay, let's think together.
09:09To hit a pocket
09:11to hit my pocket
09:13he cut my pocket with a blade.
09:14Right?
09:15But I saw him at the right time
09:16and he ran away.
09:18Now I had three things in my pocket.
09:20Chocolates, keys and wallet.
09:22Now you're saying
09:23because of my size
09:24two things fell down
09:25and two things survived.
09:26Which ones?
09:27So now
09:28the keys and chocolates are small
09:30so they fell down
09:31and only the wallet is left.
09:32How did two become one?
09:35Uncle, it will survive.
09:36How?
09:37I'll tell you.
09:38First you accept that you lost.
09:48Okay, uncle.
09:49I accept that I lost.
09:50Now tell me.
09:55What are you looking at?
09:56Tell me.
09:57A big wallet
09:58and a small hole.
10:08I told you, uncle.
10:11Okay, aunty.
10:12We'll leave now.
10:13And today
10:14the monkey
10:15is in the hands
10:16of the sequence master.
10:18He's very cute.
10:19But today
10:20he didn't let his mom
10:21say anything.
10:24He didn't even talk
10:25to his mom once.
10:34Katha,
10:35I've called the driver.
10:36He'll drop you.
10:37Let's spend some more time
10:38together till then.
10:40Exactly.
10:41We haven't even spoken yet.
10:42Exactly.
10:44It's actually very late
10:45and he has school tomorrow.
10:46He won't wake up then.
10:49Okay, uncle.
10:50I had a lot of fun
10:51spending time with you.
10:52Bye-bye.
10:53Bye, aunty.
10:54Me too.
10:57Thanks for coming, son.
11:08Good night, Batman.
11:22Guys, let's do one thing.
11:23Let's move the table over there.
11:24Okay?
11:25Jeetu, please come.
11:26Yes, yes.
11:27I think this side
11:28will look good.
11:29Let's do the picture
11:30that side.
11:31Right?
11:32Come on, guys.
11:33Come on.
11:34Hi.
11:35Hi.
11:37You go up there.
11:40Who's paying
11:41for Jeetu's 25th
11:42anniversary party?
11:45No.
11:46You're paying
11:47for his 12 and a half years
11:48of happiness
11:49and I'm paying
11:50for his 12 and a half years
11:51of happiness?
11:54What?
11:55We're 50-50 partners, right?
11:56Yes.
11:58So, the expense
11:59will also be 50-50, right?
12:01Yes.
12:03Jeetu has always
12:04guided both of us.
12:06He was the father figure
12:07of both of our lives.
12:10It's our duty
12:11to do this.
12:13Sure.
12:17This is nice.
12:18Yeah, this is perfect now.
12:19Come here and...
12:20Yeah.
12:21This looks nice.
12:22Right?
12:23Hi, Katha.
12:24Oh, hi.
12:25So, we're doing
12:26a group picture.
12:27It's EarthCon's
12:2850th anniversary
12:29and we're the latest
12:30success story.
12:31Please come.
12:33Yes, sir.
12:35Mr. Raghuvanshi.
12:37Please come for
12:38the group picture.
12:40It's okay.
12:41You're the success
12:42story of this company.
12:43Carry on.
12:44The whole team
12:45and all the head
12:46of departments are here
12:47and you and Mr. S.M.
12:48are partners.
12:50Please come.
12:51I'm coming.
12:52I'm coming.
12:58Neel.
12:59Neel.
13:01Ready?
13:02Now, keep still and
13:03smile.
13:04Ready.
13:11Okay, everybody
13:12big smile.
13:13Okay.
13:18Nice, nice, nice.
13:19Guys, one candid
13:20is a must.
13:21Come on.
13:22Big laughter, guys.
13:23Come on.
13:26Okay, thank you.
13:28Thank you, guys.
13:30Thank you so much.
13:31It's all because of you guys.
13:32Neel, I want to see
13:33these pictures.
13:34Sure, ma'am.
13:35I've already taken
13:3610 shots for extra safety.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Let me show you.
13:39Okay.
13:40Look, this is the
13:4150th anniversary
13:42of Atcon.
13:43Don't forget
13:44my 25th anniversary.
13:45It's tonight.
13:46All of you have to come.
13:47Taking care of
13:48our elders,
13:49all of you
13:50come on time.
13:51Please.
13:52Okay, Neel.
13:53Let it load.
13:54I'll show you
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14:58Katha ne dekhi toh nahi wo pictures?
15:27Katha ne dekhi toh nahi wo pictures?
15:48Dadji, aapke liye.
15:51Thank you, Arav.
15:55Ja, ja kar apni bainon ke saath khel. Go.
15:59Bet?
16:00Hi.
16:02Aur Reet, ab kaise hoon?
16:03Tujhe pata hai se, ekdum sahi.
16:05Ma, ye toh normal hai na pregnancy mein.
16:07Jab mai yoga sikhate thi toh itni saari pregnant ladies aati thi.
16:11Reet, agar tumhe koi help chahiye ho na,
16:12main tumhe koi light yoga exercises bata doongi.
16:15Tumhara BP bhi control mein rahe hoon.
16:18Arey, pehle pata hota na, toh Katha ko hi bula lete.
16:22Lekin pata hai ab, iski instructor aa rahi hai.
16:25Prenatal yoga classes ki liye.
16:28Koi baat nahi ma, main toh available hoon.
16:30Jab bhi koi help chahiye ho, toh bas mujhe call kar rahe hoon.
16:32Par tum toh roj office jaati hoon na, toh roj kaise aa paon gayi?
16:36Par thanks.
16:37Thank you for offering.
16:39Koi problem nahi hai, Reet.
16:40Main time manage kar loongi.
16:42Tum dono baate karo, main coffee bhi chahati hoon.
16:47Aarav, daadi ne kaha tha ki tumhne karate classes join kari hai.
16:51Kya seekha?
16:52Arey haan, yeh dikha.
16:54Horse stance punch.
17:03Bhaiya, aapki mamma aur aaj same kapde kyu pehenti hai?
17:06Aadna, behave. Aise kaun bolta hai?
17:08Aise kaun bolta hai?
17:10Aarav toh uske baat ka zyada idhaad mat de.
17:27Grand celebration of 25th anniversary of Jeetu Patel and Meenu Patel at 8pm.
17:32Party theme.
17:34Indian traditional groom and bridal wear.
17:37Kya hai yeh fancy dress?
17:39Office mein party hai na?
17:41Chalo, phone meise bahar niklo, ready ho aur jao.
17:43Chalo, get ready.
17:45Main nahi jaa rahi hoon, Neja ji.
17:48You know, wahi same log, wahi baatein.
17:51Upar se loud music.
17:53Loud music?
17:55Office colleagues ke saath disco nahi jaana hai.
17:58Senior ki anniversary hai.
18:00Wo bhi aise senior jino ne hamesha tumhe support kiya hai.
18:03Tumhe guide karte hain.
18:04Haan, Jeetu bhai.
18:06Yes.
18:08Bahut ache hai hu.
18:10Wo samajh jayenge.
18:12Main na unke liye koi gift leke jaaungi, kuch special.
18:15Pehle special dost ke special occasion pe na jao.
18:18Phir unhe gift ke rishwat de ke unka moon ban kara do.
18:21Taaki wo kabhi complaint na kare.
18:25Itni zalim toh tum ho nahi.
18:28Chalo, batao.
18:30Kyu nahi jaa rahi hoon?
18:32Sach bolna.
18:34Party theme.
18:36Dress code hai waha pe.
18:38Indian traditional.
18:40Bride or groom wear.
18:42Haan.
18:44Matlab tumne bina shadi ke hi?
18:52Toh phir shadi ki dress hogi na?
18:55Nahi hai na.
18:57Toh kya jean station mein shadi ki thi?
18:59White gown mein.
19:00White gown mein.
19:03Bahut lambi story hai.
19:05Kabhi aaraam se bataoongi.
19:07Main wait karungi uska.
19:09Lekin abhi, tum tayyaar ho aur niklo.
19:11Chalo, jao party mein.
19:12Utho, get up.
19:13Nahi jaa ji, suniye.
19:14Agar main kuch bhi pehenge jaaungi na, toh main odd one out lagungi.
19:17Aur us office mein na mujhe bilkul bhi spotlight nahi chahiye.
19:21Aur honestly, agar yeh fancy dress main kharidne ka socha bhi na, toh
19:25toh mera monthly budget toh bas gaya.
19:28Toh aap isliye party mein nahi jaa rahi ho, mamma.
19:33Main aapko kab se bol raha ho.
19:35Aur jab Dubai gayi thi, tab bhi bol raha tha.
19:37Monkey yaar, mujhe nahi kapde nahi chahiye.
19:40Aur parties bhi nahi chahiye life mein.
19:42Mujhe pata hai kya chahiye?
19:44Apne monkey ke haath ki champi.
19:46Mamma, topic mat change karo.
19:49Main jis bhi party mein gaya ho na,
19:51nahi kapde pehenge gaya ho.
19:53Lekin abhi aapke paas nahi kapde nahi hai,
19:55isliye aap party mein nahi jaa rahi.
19:57Dekho monkey, aisi baat nahi hai.
19:59Pata hai humein paise waha pe kharch karne chahiye,
20:02jisse humein khushi mile.
20:04Aur nahi kapde kharid ke mujhe khushi nahi milti hai.
20:06Aapke paas paise nahi hai na, nahi kapde kharidne ke liye.
20:08Hmm.
20:10Toh ek kaam karte hain,
20:12mein jo cricket coaching hain, usko band kar dete hain.
20:14Aur un paise ho se hum aapke liye new dress kharidenge.
20:19Idhar aao.
20:21Aage se na kabhi aisi baat bhi mat karna,
20:23cricket coaching band kar denge.
20:25Wo sirf aapka sapna nahi hai,
20:27mamma ka bhi sapna hai.
20:29Aapko pata hai,
20:31jab mahabaap ke sapne poore nahi hote hain,
20:33toh wo bachon ke sapno ko apna sapna bana lete hain.
20:37Toh holi aapko sirf apne liye nahi banna hai,
20:39mamma ke liye bhi banna hai.
20:41Okay?
20:51Yo Batman,
20:53Robin aapki help kaise kar sakta hai?
20:55Mere mamma hai na,
20:57mujhe unke liye Indian traditional dress se hi hai.
20:59Kaan se aaya hai ye?
21:01Hum laaye.
21:03Patla paise kaan se aaya hai?
21:05Kathak, kap tak aaogi, Jeetu bhai ki party mein?
21:07Sorry, main nahi aapaoongi, kuch kaam aa gaya hai.
21:09Aaj Vian sir pakad mein aaye,
21:11isko jo maangna hai na,
21:13patak se maang do.
21:15Yo, office me mere cabin ke bhaar,
21:17no entry ka board laga hai?
21:18Entry.