Claire is the middle sister, both literally and metaphorically. She's 29 has a stagnant writing career and her boyfriend dumps her HD ( Comedy, Drama )

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Claire is the middle sister, both literally and metaphorically. She's 29 has a stagnant writing career and her boyfriend dumps her HD ( Comedy, Drama )
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00:00:00Hey Claire make a wish. How you doing? Don't be afraid to be selfish.
00:00:15Okay, who wants cake? I do.
00:00:22Start for South Beach tomorrow.
00:00:25Yeah, that's how I feel.
00:00:27Oh, you're 29, huh?
00:00:29Oh God, I know, I'm 29.
00:00:31Astrologically, 29 is the most important year in a woman's life.
00:00:35Yeah, well, astrologically.
00:00:37Want some cake?
00:00:39It's Claire's birthday.
00:00:40Doesn't need to be about food, Mom.
00:00:42Woo, tickle Daisy.
00:00:45Happy B-Day, CB.
00:00:46Thank you, Steve.
00:00:47How are you?
00:00:48Great.
00:00:49Hi, little one.
00:00:52You look very chic.
00:00:53Thank you, I'm in the middle of my Upper East Side Manhattan phase.
00:00:56Oh, right.
00:00:57Ooh, Sharon.
00:01:00Tim.
00:01:02Hey, Daisy.
00:01:03Hi, Tim.
00:01:04What's up, buddy?
00:01:05Really?
00:01:06Yeah.
00:01:08Get up.
00:01:09And a bump. Nice.
00:01:10Well done.
00:01:12Well, I see you haven't tried the cake yet.
00:01:15Not yet.
00:01:16It's just that I brought it.
00:01:18Sharon.
00:01:19I will.
00:01:22Can you not yell at me in front of Daisy?
00:01:24She picks up on the tension.
00:01:26Did I yell?
00:01:32Cheers.
00:01:33Cheers.
00:01:35You're not supposed to love one person, you know?
00:01:38Yeah.
00:01:39Me.
00:01:40Totally.
00:01:41Me, I'm gonna love one person for five years, and then another, and then another, and...
00:01:45Cool.
00:01:47So what'd you wish for?
00:01:50Wishes are private.
00:01:52Hey, you didn't get your birthday hug.
00:01:53Oh, I'm not really a hugger.
00:01:57Whoever always leaves the family.
00:01:59Yeah.
00:02:01Christ.
00:02:03Twenty-nine.
00:02:05Fifty-nine.
00:02:06Ugh.
00:02:09Jody!
00:02:10Hey, Elle!
00:02:11Better late than never.
00:02:13Hi.
00:02:14Thank God.
00:02:15Come on, dance with me.
00:02:16Sure.
00:02:37Hey, Ellen.
00:02:39Hey, sweetie.
00:02:40Thanks for your help.
00:02:42Of course.
00:02:43There isn't anything I wouldn't do for your mother.
00:02:45She's the sister I never had.
00:02:47Hey, lady.
00:02:49What did I say to you?
00:02:51Hi.
00:02:53Good to see you.
00:02:54Good to see you.
00:02:55You're the son I never had.
00:02:59Mom?
00:03:00How's the photography going?
00:03:01Well, it took a while, but I rebuilt my empire.
00:03:05Plus, I'm taking classes to become a medium.
00:03:08Wow.
00:03:09And I have something to fall back on.
00:03:11So you're going to be able to tell when things are going to happen.
00:03:14No, that's a psychic.
00:03:15A clairvoyant.
00:03:16People who've crossed over use me as, like, a, uh, tuning fork.
00:03:21Telephone.
00:03:22He talks to dead people.
00:03:23Wow.
00:03:24So, what have they taught you?
00:03:26Just, uh, try to eat more fiber, smoke more marijuana.
00:03:30Oh, we don't do that.
00:03:31Me neither.
00:03:36How are you doing?
00:03:46Well, it's too long.
00:03:47People look at me too long.
00:03:48It looks nice on you.
00:03:49People like it.
00:03:50You get a lot of confidence from it.
00:03:52Yeah, I know, but it's a distraction.
00:03:53I'm going to shower.
00:03:54Okay.
00:03:55Okay?
00:03:56I'm going to order dinner.
00:04:01Louis!
00:04:02You've got to see this blanket that Sharon got me, it's so cute.
00:04:10Oh, no.
00:04:12Oh, Kendra.
00:04:32I am loving these new towels.
00:05:03Oh, shit.
00:05:07It looks bad. It is bad. I don't even know how to...
00:05:14Alright.
00:05:17I don't think we should live together anymore.
00:05:20I don't think we should stay together.
00:05:33You should have known when you got me a toaster.
00:05:36I was trying to be nice.
00:05:37Not nice, Lewis.
00:05:38It was a stupid gift.
00:05:44God.
00:05:49I don't know how to do this.
00:05:51There hasn't been a window. You know, your mom's been freaking out about the party, Sharon's been freaking out about the cake, Kendra's been being Kendra, which makes you freak out.
00:05:59I have not been freaking out.
00:06:03Is that it?
00:06:06It's a lot of is.
00:06:08What?
00:06:12I'm sorry.
00:06:17Hey, it's just seven years, right?
00:06:21It's not Afghanistan.
00:06:25I miss your sense of humor.
00:06:27I'm sorry.
00:06:29It's stupid.
00:06:33You already know what you're gonna miss.
00:06:43I know, honey. That's terrible. I'm so sorry.
00:06:50Yes, I agree.
00:06:54Alright, sweetie. I hope you get some rest. We love you.
00:06:58We love you.
00:06:59Yeah.
00:07:00Okay. Alrighty. Bye.
00:07:05God.
00:07:07On her birthday.
00:07:09Other fish in the sea.
00:07:11Bob, he's not a fish. He's the man she loved for seven years.
00:07:16He's a boy.
00:07:24And did you see something between Sharon and Steve?
00:07:27Yeah.
00:07:29Sharon.
00:07:31Yeah.
00:07:39Are we having sex tonight?
00:07:43Yeah. Yeah.
00:07:46You wanna have sex tonight?
00:07:54Boy, I wish Kendra could meet someone nice.
00:07:58She's just a baby.
00:08:13Oh, you're so cute.
00:08:16I don't know. Sometimes I miss the sound of the hair dryer.
00:08:22You could blow dry Zippy.
00:08:25I think I will.
00:08:27Yes, I did.
00:08:38It's your mother!
00:08:40I can't talk!
00:08:42She wants to know if you called Claire.
00:08:45No!
00:08:48She wants to know if you've tried.
00:08:51Is that my daughter?
00:08:53Is that my shirt?
00:08:56No.
00:09:02Mom, Claire doesn't want to talk.
00:09:04She says that, but she doesn't really mean it.
00:09:07Well, then let Claire say that. I have an audition here, Mom.
00:09:11Kendra. Uh, Kendra.
00:09:13What, Mom?
00:09:15Please call Claire.
00:09:17Claire! Claire! Claire!
00:09:23Come back later!
00:09:25Maintenance.
00:09:27Oh, thank God.
00:09:33What?
00:09:35Oh, I'm sorry, Alice Cooper. I thought this was my sister's room.
00:09:40What are you doing here?
00:09:44Oh, Claire.
00:09:46Oh, Claire.
00:09:53Mom was worried. She, uh, followed you.
00:09:57Why didn't she come to my house?
00:10:00It hurt my feelings.
00:10:02Sharon! Please!
00:10:04Really, can I just be the hurt one right now? Please.
00:10:08Of course.
00:10:10I'm sorry.
00:10:15Oh, God.
00:10:17Can you believe this happened?
00:10:19It's disgusting.
00:10:21Like, he doesn't love me. Fine.
00:10:23But, I mean, I don't love him either.
00:10:26It's like, he thinks he's so great because he's so successful and good looking.
00:10:32I'm a catch, too!
00:10:35Yes, you are.
00:10:38Really?
00:10:40Yes, you are.
00:10:42I see you're eating organic.
00:10:45Don't judge me.
00:10:47Is this all you brought with you?
00:10:49I didn't move in.
00:10:51Okay.
00:10:54You know, I looked this place up on the bed bug registry, and it is rated.
00:10:58I'm not gonna tell you what.
00:11:01Oh, God.
00:11:05Absolutely not.
00:11:07Yes.
00:11:09No.
00:11:12No.
00:11:19And do I need to pay for this, or have you already prepaid?
00:11:22No, I'm not paying for it.
00:11:25Jesus.
00:11:27Will someone please move the recycle bin?
00:11:30Do you think they actually recycle?
00:11:33How's the remodel going?
00:11:35I don't know.
00:11:37I've lost my instinct.
00:11:38No, Sharon, it's great.
00:11:41You've always been who you were.
00:11:46Hey, Pavel!
00:11:51Sharon, I really don't want to see anybody today.
00:11:54And you won't.
00:11:56Claire?
00:11:58God, Sharon! I'm sorry, she wore me down.
00:12:00Oh, Claire.
00:12:02Hey, Mom. I'm totally fine, really.
00:12:05She looks really sad.
00:12:06She looks really sad.
00:12:08She's very worried. We all are worried.
00:12:10Uh, honey, you look pretty.
00:12:15Seriously, can you put your foot on the gas and let's go, please?
00:12:19Open up, honey. What's wrong with this thing?
00:12:21Am I doing something wrong here?
00:12:23It's baby locked, Mom.
00:12:25Oh, okay. Kendra, come say hi to your sister.
00:12:27Come on.
00:12:29Oh, look at that.
00:12:33How's my monkey?
00:12:34What time did she eat?
00:12:36She didn't cry for food.
00:12:38Does she have to cry for food?
00:12:40Are you saying I'm starving our daughter?
00:12:42I'm not starving our daughter, sweetie.
00:12:44I'm saying that life runs better for us if she's on her schedule.
00:12:47Come on in.
00:12:49She's in my one second.
00:12:51Mommy thinks I want you on a diet.
00:12:53I don't want you...
00:13:02What?
00:13:04Get out of the car, Claire.
00:13:06Kendra's not committing to the sympathy march.
00:13:08Don't fight. Mom's going through enough.
00:13:10We're not fighting, Sharon.
00:13:12We're just not talking, that's all.
00:13:15Listen, I wasn't supposed to tell you this,
00:13:18but Mom and Dad have to sell their house.
00:13:22What?
00:13:24Dad made some horrible investments.
00:13:26Electric dog collars or something like that.
00:13:28Oh, my God.
00:13:30I know.
00:13:32What is that?
00:13:34Oh, we're moving the pool.
00:13:44Front door closed.
00:13:46It's driving me crazy.
00:13:48I've become so horribly sound sensitive lately.
00:13:51Even a leaf blower makes me want to shoot somebody or myself.
00:13:55When did I get this way?
00:13:57Oh, gosh, Sharon, I don't know.
00:13:59Come here, baby.
00:14:01Oh, God. Here she is, breakup girl.
00:14:02Hey, mi casa es su casa.
00:14:04Hey.
00:14:06Hey.
00:14:08You seem okay.
00:14:10Really, do I?
00:14:12Because I don't feel okay.
00:14:14Then you will be.
00:14:16Girls love each other.
00:14:18Mom, please.
00:14:20I love these pistachios.
00:14:22Yeah, I gotta go. I have rehearsal.
00:14:24Oh.
00:14:26All right, I'm fine.
00:14:28That's all I was trying to say.
00:14:29I'm sorry, Sharon.
00:14:31I always thought his beard was just a little too well thought out.
00:14:36Thanks.
00:14:48Robertson was a mess today.
00:14:50It was downtown the other day,
00:14:52and there's a secret on-ramp northbound for 101.
00:14:55It's just south of Alameda, which is great.
00:14:57Beautiful blueberries,
00:14:59low on the glycemic index,
00:15:01full of vitamin C, antioxidants.
00:15:03Costco had a huge, giant clamshell of these things for $5.99.
00:15:07Oh, I don't believe it.
00:15:09You get, like, three gallons of pickles for, like, 37 cents.
00:15:11They have a travel agency.
00:15:13No, now is not the time for sleeping.
00:15:15They're antidepressants.
00:15:17Thanks.
00:15:19Daisy.
00:15:21Daisy.
00:15:23No, no, no.
00:15:25Look at this house.
00:15:28Just stop.
00:15:30Just stop, honey.
00:15:33Sharon gets all the stuff.
00:15:35There's stuff Sharon doesn't get.
00:15:45Sort of took you by surprise, huh?
00:15:49Yeah, me too.
00:15:54He didn't love me.
00:15:55He's nuts.
00:15:57Who wouldn't love you, huh?
00:15:59What you gonna do now, baby?
00:16:01Dad!
00:16:03It just happened.
00:16:05Can I speak?
00:16:07Let her just breathe for a minute.
00:16:09Christ, it's like I have four wives.
00:16:11Three wives, one's missing.
00:16:13I just was explaining that...
00:16:15No, no, no.
00:16:17What's his name?
00:16:19Louis is gone, and she's gonna have to be more independent.
00:16:21Okay, all right, that's enough.
00:16:22Can we just please not talk about Louis for like two seconds?
00:16:25I mean, there are more important things going on in the world.
00:16:28There are, there are.
00:16:30There's a crisis in Yemen right now.
00:16:32You know, did you hear about that?
00:16:34And the E. coli, you know, in...
00:16:36Germany.
00:16:38You just gotta make the most of every minute.
00:16:40Take advantage of every second.
00:16:42I don't want to even hear his name, okay?
00:16:44Did you hear that, Bob?
00:16:46Got it.
00:16:49Oh, Esperanza.
00:16:50Hi.
00:16:52Nomás, Mr. Louis?
00:16:58Nomás.
00:17:03I will succeed.
00:17:04I will succeed.
00:17:35Hey, Yuri.
00:17:37I was in the neighborhood.
00:17:41You look amazing.
00:17:58I like your hair.
00:18:01I don't know, it came out a little red.
00:18:02It's fiery.
00:18:07How's Dow?
00:18:09He's okay.
00:18:11Yeah, and the roommate?
00:18:13Still evil?
00:18:15She stole my robe.
00:18:17The one with the dragon on it?
00:18:19She swears she didn't.
00:18:25It's okay.
00:18:27Hey, hey, come on.
00:18:29Look, I know when that mouth moves a little bit to the side.
00:18:33I scared you.
00:18:35I'm serious about love, and that scares people.
00:18:38I'm not ready, Yuri.
00:18:39Kendra!
00:18:49Go away from my window.
00:18:52Go away from my door.
00:18:55Go away, away, away from my bedside.
00:18:58And bother me no more.
00:19:04And bother me no more.
00:19:13Okay, here I am, racing.
00:19:16Mommy's racing.
00:19:18You know, when I was running a company 70 hours a week,
00:19:21I was actually more calm than I am right now.
00:19:24Mommy was calmer.
00:19:25Mommy was calmer.
00:19:27So, okay.
00:19:29Mom, sometimes I'm okay, and sometimes I'm not.
00:19:33All right? But I always have this awareness
00:19:36that my life is 99% better than most people in the world.
00:19:4099%?
00:19:43So, yes, I'm fine.
00:19:45I mean, I'm more than fine, but, you know,
00:19:48before all this, I had a life of my own, you know?
00:19:51So, yeah, some days I just want to lay in bed,
00:19:53and other days I want to run away,
00:19:56and other days I just want to F-U-C-K everyone.
00:20:04She just means metaphorically, of course.
00:20:13Pakistani officials publicly condemned
00:20:16the most recent drone attack.
00:20:18But diplomats here at the U.S. Embassy say
00:20:20they've heard assurances privately
00:20:23that Pakistan remains committed to going after terror.
00:20:26So, you know how I was telling you
00:20:29I was starting to feel a little purposeless,
00:20:32and people would ask me,
00:20:34what do you do, and I'd freeze, and...
00:20:39Mom, you take care of everyone.
00:20:41Well, now I'm going to get paid for it.
00:20:45This gal I went to high school with
00:20:47has started this new Aaron business.
00:20:50In the Valley.
00:20:52Are you talking about a job?
00:20:54Yep, that's me.
00:20:56Mom, if you need money...
00:20:58No, uh-uh, no. I...
00:21:00There will be no more borrowing. Dad promised.
00:21:04Dad.
00:21:06I'm telling you, you're lucky you have a husband
00:21:08who won't give you any trouble, ever.
00:21:10I am.
00:21:12I know.
00:21:14It's great.
00:21:15It's great.
00:21:46Hey, Mom.
00:21:48Oh, hi, Claire.
00:21:50So, I went to the farmer's market this morning,
00:21:52and I saw this really pretty plant,
00:21:54and I thought that would look great at Claire's,
00:21:56so I just decided to quickly drop by.
00:21:59What?
00:22:01So, knock, knock.
00:22:03Are you in my surprise?
00:22:05Oh, hi.
00:22:07You're in my house right now.
00:22:09That's right.
00:22:11Hi, sweetheart.
00:22:13This is a succulent.
00:22:15Very adaptable.
00:22:21How are you?
00:22:23Okay.
00:22:25How's Dad?
00:22:27He's all right. He's all right.
00:22:29So, what are you doing?
00:22:31What are you up to there?
00:22:33I'm just trying to write this article for NPR.
00:22:36Good.
00:22:38Speaking of writing,
00:22:40can you believe Lewis' book
00:22:42got on the New York Times bestseller list?
00:22:43Yeah, Mom, I can because I wrote half of it.
00:22:46Oh.
00:22:48Well, and you were doing your own thing, too.
00:22:50No, I wasn't. I was sitting around doing his...
00:22:52I was editing his blog for five years.
00:22:54Who does that?
00:22:56So, you helped him feel good about that.
00:22:58Do you want to feel bad?
00:23:00Yes, I want to feel shitty.
00:23:02Can I just feel shitty?
00:23:04Yes, you can. I'm going to make your bed here.
00:23:08God, I cannot wait to give him back
00:23:10all the money that I did not make
00:23:11sitting around just reading his stupid, boring words.
00:23:13Oh, if that's what you want to do.
00:23:15Yeah.
00:23:17You know, when I'm working and successful
00:23:19and doing something great,
00:23:21like living in New York and being a journalist,
00:23:23like I planned my entire life
00:23:25until I met him and I lost my imagination.
00:23:27What am I so afraid of?
00:23:29Honey, sometimes we're just under people's spells.
00:23:31I was under your father's spell for a very long time.
00:23:33Mom.
00:23:35Honey, it's just time for you to get out there
00:23:37and show everybody how fantastic you are.
00:23:40Oh, God, Mom.
00:23:42Everyone should feel about me the way that you do.
00:23:44They would, Claire, if you would just let them.
00:23:47So, remember Debbie Reynolds?
00:23:49Ugh.
00:23:51You know what she did when she got shit on?
00:23:53She just got up and danced.
00:23:55Mom, please can we stop talking
00:23:57about old, famous people?
00:23:59Well, maybe I'll just stop talking.
00:24:01Okay.
00:24:03After I tell you one thing,
00:24:05he called.
00:24:07Who called?
00:24:10Wait, what?
00:24:12When?
00:24:14Oh, I don't remember the exact day.
00:24:16Wait, but why?
00:24:18Why is he calling my family?
00:24:20Honey, don't worry, it's not about you.
00:24:22He just needed to speak to your father.
00:24:24Okay, so wait, he called, and then what?
00:24:26He dropped by.
00:24:28What?
00:24:30You guys just stood around and chatted?
00:24:32About what?
00:24:34About how he dumped me like cow shit?
00:24:36Claire.
00:24:37I don't even...
00:24:39Wait a minute.
00:24:41Mom, you told the butcher when I got my first period.
00:24:43That was like a hundred years ago.
00:24:45You told the tennis instructor how much I weighed.
00:24:47Well, Roger was a family friend.
00:24:49You, Ellen knows everything.
00:24:51Ellen is my best friend.
00:24:53Did you tell Sharon?
00:24:56No.
00:24:59Did you tell Kendra?
00:25:01Absolutely not.
00:25:03Oh, perfect.
00:25:05Great, now she can just sing a song about me to her show.
00:25:07Mom.
00:25:09Claire.
00:25:11Mom.
00:25:13She's your sister.
00:25:15I know she's my sister, Mom.
00:25:17So what?
00:25:19I mean, Sharon and Kendra both knew,
00:25:21and neither of them called me.
00:25:23Would you have answered?
00:25:25I can't remember a time when one of you wasn't
00:25:27hanging up on the other,
00:25:29slamming a door,
00:25:31walking out of a room,
00:25:33always misunderstanding.
00:25:35Especially you, Claire.
00:25:37I just would love it
00:25:39if one of you would just call the other
00:25:41and say, hi, how are you?
00:25:43Fine, thank you.
00:25:45How are you?
00:25:47I'm good, and thanks for calling.
00:25:49Oh, you're good.
00:25:51Oh, you deserve it.
00:25:53Oh, and you know what?
00:25:55You look pretty and green.
00:25:57Pretty and green?
00:25:59Yes, pretty and green.
00:26:01Oh, I'm sorry.
00:26:03Oh, Mom.
00:26:05All I'm saying
00:26:07is that's not Cambodia, you know?
00:26:09I know it's not the end of the world,
00:26:13but to me it really feels like it is.
00:26:16And I just have to deal with it alone.
00:26:19But where does it get you, Claire?
00:26:21All that strife and warfare.
00:26:24And I know I don't always say
00:26:26the words that you want to hear,
00:26:28but I feel them.
00:26:31I know you do, Mom.
00:26:38Here.
00:26:40One more.
00:26:42That's it, no more.
00:26:46Oh.
00:26:49Bam.
00:26:51Bam.
00:26:53Bam.
00:26:55Okay, Zippy.
00:26:57I'm gonna get him.
00:26:59Bam.
00:27:01Bam.
00:27:03Bam.
00:27:05Bam.
00:27:08I'm out of bullets there.
00:27:11Running out of bullets.
00:27:19It was nice of you to call.
00:27:21Oh, just missed you.
00:27:23You can't a father call his baby girl?
00:27:30Honey.
00:27:32What?
00:27:34Could you please
00:27:35break the ice with your sister?
00:27:37Has she broken it with me?
00:27:40I knew there was a reason you called.
00:27:42She's just been going through a very rough time,
00:27:44and I hear,
00:27:46and I cannot reveal the source to you,
00:27:48that you haven't been very supportive.
00:27:50Mm-hmm.
00:27:52You told your mom, Sharon.
00:27:54Esperanza.
00:27:56She tells me everything.
00:28:01What about me, Dad?
00:28:02My last boyfriend before Yuri wanted me
00:28:04to pretend I was Jewel.
00:28:06What's wrong with my voice?
00:28:08I can sing.
00:28:10I have pain too, you know.
00:28:12You don't have to live in a car to feel pain.
00:28:14Oh, honey, I'm sorry you have pain.
00:28:17Dad, I didn't get into the Ashland Shakespeare Festival.
00:28:21No?
00:28:23And with Claire and Louis and Sharon and her remodels,
00:28:25I can't even have my own tragedy.
00:28:27Well, hey,
00:28:29we're looking forward to it.
00:28:30Well, hey,
00:28:32we're looking forward to your show.
00:28:34Uh-huh.
00:28:36Honey, your mother and I love you very, very much.
00:28:39Do you, Dad?
00:28:41Mm-hmm.
00:28:43Because sometimes I feel like I don't even have a family.
00:28:45Sharon's always too busy to talk to me,
00:28:47and Claire never calls you back.
00:28:49She just texts me.
00:28:51I know.
00:28:53I can talk to you, but you're not really there.
00:28:55Honey.
00:28:57It's okay.
00:28:58It's totally...
00:29:00A wonderful mistake.
00:29:02No, not a mistake.
00:29:04I don't mean that.
00:29:06Come on, sit down, please.
00:29:08I have something I want to tell you.
00:29:10What, Dad? What?
00:29:12Well...
00:29:14Hey.
00:29:16Sorry I'm late.
00:29:18First I couldn't find my keys,
00:29:20and then I couldn't find my phone,
00:29:22and anyway, it doesn't matter.
00:29:24I'm here now.
00:29:26You're here.
00:29:28Oh.
00:29:30Hi.
00:29:32Always.
00:29:34Oh, God.
00:29:36Is there anything worse than driving to Venice on a Saturday?
00:29:39I know, right?
00:29:41I love Venice on a Saturday.
00:29:43Oh, good.
00:29:46My girls.
00:29:49My beautiful girls.
00:29:54I'm glad you're all here.
00:29:59How are you, honey?
00:30:01I'm terrible.
00:30:03Terrible.
00:30:09What, Dad?
00:30:12I have...
00:30:21What, Dad?
00:30:23Okay.
00:30:25I don't want you to get upset about this.
00:30:26Okay.
00:30:29They found a lump...
00:30:34on my lung.
00:30:41But you don't smoke.
00:30:45I should have.
00:30:47It's not funny.
00:30:49Well, I'm not trying to be funny.
00:30:52I just wanted to say that the reason I called you here together is that
00:30:55I don't want your mother to know about it.
00:30:58Yet.
00:31:00And I'll tell her when the time comes, when the time is right.
00:31:03I want her to still be on the same page about that now, okay?
00:31:08She's off hiking with her friend Ellen right now.
00:31:12I don't understand.
00:31:14Kendra, let him, let him have his reasons.
00:31:17I'm sorry, Dad.
00:31:18Thank you, honey.
00:31:19I'm sorry.
00:31:20I just want to know what they are.
00:31:22It doesn't matter, Kendra.
00:31:23So you're asking us to lie.
00:31:24Omit.
00:31:25I'm asking you to omit.
00:31:26I'm asking you not to say anything until I, I say something.
00:31:31We're not telling her anything until we get you a second opinion.
00:31:34I don't need a second opinion, sweetheart.
00:31:35We're going to get you to a decent doctor and not the ones in your plan.
00:31:38I don't need a second opinion.
00:31:40I'm asking you to help me.
00:31:42What kind of, what do you have?
00:31:44How, how bad is it?
00:31:46What are we going to do about it?
00:31:50There's nothing to do about it.
00:31:51Yes, there is.
00:31:54Okay.
00:32:01Daddy.
00:32:06Are you dying?
00:32:08Kendra.
00:32:10I suppose so.
00:32:14Here you go.
00:32:17But not till I eat this.
00:32:18Eat this.
00:32:22I know.
00:32:24I just want to know if we're going to talk about it.
00:32:27Everybody grieves differently.
00:32:29No, I just want to know if she's going to talk about it.
00:32:32Just don't talk about things the way you do, Kendra.
00:32:34No, you run away.
00:32:38Dammit.
00:32:39I've got to pick up Tacey from drum class.
00:32:41You're leaving?
00:32:42Shh.
00:32:46Jesus, I've got to go.
00:32:48My, uh, car's on the street, so.
00:32:56Okay.
00:32:57Shit.
00:33:17Shit.
00:33:28Eight bucks.
00:33:29How much?
00:33:30Eight.
00:33:42There you go, darling.
00:33:57You're welcome.
00:34:41There's my girl.
00:34:44Let's get you out of there.
00:34:46Yeah.
00:34:48Good girl.
00:34:51Come on.
00:34:52Let's go see what's going on.
00:34:54Let's go see what's going on.
00:34:56Oops.
00:34:57Ow.
00:35:00Ow.
00:35:05There you go.
00:35:17Kitchen door open.
00:35:18Sharon?
00:35:21Kitchen door closed.
00:35:27Let's just see if we can finish it for you.
00:35:30A few more body parts.
00:35:32Yeah.
00:35:33Okay.
00:35:34You don't have to get it done.
00:35:36You can enjoy this.
00:35:43Hey, KB.
00:35:44Hi, Steve.
00:35:46Sharon likes me to wear these.
00:35:51Esperanza, can you run a bath for her, please?
00:35:57Kendra.
00:35:59Forgot your phone at the restaurant.
00:36:02I can't believe I did that.
00:36:03Can you believe this?
00:36:04I can't believe it.
00:36:05Anyway, I didn't mean to act like, you know, the dab thing wasn't a priority for you.
00:36:12It's fine.
00:36:14It's just...
00:36:15Really.
00:36:16What am I supposed to do if Mom asks why I'm acting weird?
00:36:20You're going to have to do some acting.
00:36:21You're an actress.
00:36:22Right.
00:36:23Right.
00:36:25Right.
00:36:26Act about what?
00:36:27Nothing.
00:36:29Just...
00:36:36My dad has cancer.
00:36:39What?
00:36:42Sharon.
00:36:43Kendra, sit down.
00:36:44I don't want to sit down.
00:36:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:36:49I didn't want to say it.
00:36:50Say it.
00:36:52Mom.
00:36:54Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:36:57If there's anything we can do, obviously...
00:37:01Some things you just can't fix.
00:37:04No, of course.
00:37:05No, I don't suggest that I have the cure for cancer.
00:37:08I just meant that when things get dicey...
00:37:11They are dicey.
00:37:14He meant dicier.
00:37:16Dicier.
00:37:18Okay.
00:37:19Well...
00:37:22I need to go feed Dow.
00:37:25Yeah.
00:37:27Who's Dow?
00:37:29Her fish.
00:37:30Her fish.
00:37:33Kendra.
00:37:41So, did you talk to Claire?
00:37:44No, but I don't want to talk about Claire when she's not here.
00:37:47Okay.
00:37:59Hey.
00:38:06I tried to call, but...
00:38:08What do you need, Luce?
00:38:12Just, I feel really bad about everything and...
00:38:18You okay?
00:38:20Uh, a few things.
00:38:21Yeah, I just, I thought the sooner the better.
00:38:25Oh, I just mean that it would be easier for you to move on.
00:38:31I didn't want to move on, Luce.
00:38:35I wasn't happy.
00:38:38No, you weren't.
00:38:41So, I'm the bad one?
00:38:42Yes!
00:38:43Yes, you're the bad one, Luce!
00:38:45Yes, you're the bad one, Luce!
00:38:48I...
00:38:52Are you talking to that shirt?
00:38:54Claire, I just wanted to say I spoke with the landlord.
00:38:56Oh, fuck off.
00:39:00Cool.
00:39:01Here we go.
00:39:02Oh, FYI, Aloha Jam Spa is half price on Mondays.
00:39:07And I hear that cucumber bath at the Oasis is out of this world.
00:39:11Yes, there is spearfishing, but you've got to get a license first.
00:39:14Snack bar's open till four.
00:39:16Room service is available, but...
00:39:18Twelve dollars for a papaya.
00:39:20So...
00:39:21Yeah.
00:39:22Kids, there's an arcade and dolphins.
00:39:24Oh, and I got you some gum.
00:39:26You never want to buy this at the airport.
00:39:28Highway robbery.
00:39:29Get in the car.
00:39:30Say thank you.
00:39:32You're welcome.
00:39:33Where's that red bag?
00:39:34Didn't you all have a red bag?
00:39:35Oh, shit, I thought you had it.
00:39:36I told you to get the bag.
00:39:37Officer, how are you?
00:39:38Hello, how are you?
00:39:40We're leaving right this minute.
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42I saw the temporary no parking signs, but these people actually live here,
00:39:46and this was just a 15-second pickup, and I'm taking them to the airport.
00:39:50But as you see, their car is in the driveway, so I could not park there
00:39:54because they don't want people to know they're going to be away.
00:39:58So I couldn't park there.
00:40:00This was my only option.
00:40:02Yeah, but this is the one place you can't park, though.
00:40:04But you know what?
00:40:05We're leaving now, so no harm, no foul.
00:40:07We're out of here.
00:40:08We're out of here.
00:40:09Oh, great, honey.
00:40:11Could you do me a favor?
00:40:12This is a little sticky.
00:40:13Could you?
00:40:14Yeah, I can do that.
00:40:15All right, good.
00:40:17Oh, thank you.
00:40:18See this little patula?
00:40:21How cute is she, huh?
00:40:23That's my granddaughter, Daisy.
00:40:26She's adopted.
00:40:31Being able to have a child, it just tore my daughter, Sharon, apart.
00:40:40Okay, seat belts, everybody.
00:40:42You know, I just want to thank you for listening.
00:40:46So few people do anymore.
00:40:50All right, have a good day.
00:40:51Drive safe.
00:40:52Off to the races.
00:40:53There you go.
00:40:59What's Dad up to today?
00:41:01He's staying out of trouble, hopefully.
00:41:04He calls all day long.
00:41:06Where are you?
00:41:07When are you coming home?
00:41:08Then I get home, he doesn't talk.
00:41:12Well, maybe he just needs you there.
00:41:15He's okay.
00:41:18I have a theory about why Dad doesn't want Mom to know.
00:41:21He's got his head in the sand.
00:41:23No, it's because it's a secret.
00:41:25You know, everybody's just got to have a secret from somebody else
00:41:28because the other person can be mad when the secret comes out,
00:41:30and it's like, you know, it just should have never been a secret in the first place.
00:41:34I saw Mom earlier.
00:41:35It was horrible.
00:41:37Oh God, I'm avoiding her calls completely.
00:41:40Kendra's having a hard time with it.
00:41:43Are you talking to Kendra?
00:41:47Well, not talking talking, but I don't think we should talk about Kendra when she's not here.
00:41:52Okay.
00:41:57I got to go.
00:42:01Hey, we should talk more.
00:42:06Yeah, definitely.
00:42:07Call me.
00:42:08Okay, I will.
00:42:13Sharon, I really don't want Daisy seeing you smoking a joint.
00:42:18She's eight months old.
00:42:19Patti Smith remembers her mother's screams when she was born.
00:42:22Since when do you start reading Rolling Stone?
00:42:24I do.
00:42:46How are your fantastic parents?
00:42:49Fine.
00:42:50Yeah, everyone is really good.
00:42:52I remember your dad came down to the campus jail to bail me out of a DUI.
00:42:57He's the greatest.
00:43:01He is.
00:43:03And how are your sisters?
00:43:05Are they still weird?
00:43:08Um, you know, they're not weird, actually.
00:43:11Sharon is doing really well.
00:43:13She has a baby now, which is really exciting, and Kendra is still acting.
00:43:19And she's actually really talented.
00:43:25Oh, my God.
00:43:26Yeah.
00:43:27Oh, my God.
00:43:28I find it.
00:43:30Oh, my God.
00:43:32Kate, this is just amazing.
00:43:37That's so heavy.
00:43:40I had to cut a lot.
00:43:41Really?
00:43:43I can't tell you how many dead bodies I've seen.
00:43:46Kate, this is so awkward.
00:43:50I, you know, we came up together.
00:43:54And I introduced you to the newsroom and all those people that I knew.
00:44:00I'm so sorry they couldn't keep us both.
00:44:05Yeah.
00:44:07Yeah, that was really hard.
00:44:10But, you know, I didn't really have the thick skin for it.
00:44:13And I think that I do now.
00:44:16So I've decided to move to New York.
00:44:27I don't really know anybody.
00:44:29And it would be really great to have a friend.
00:44:35And if you could, you know, maybe put in a good word for me or something.
00:44:38I feel like, wow, that's a big move.
00:44:44And you're 29.
00:44:47But I will definitely ask around.
00:44:55Sometimes we miss our calling.
00:45:00Yeah.
00:45:03That I could be happy.
00:45:09Happy.
00:45:13Oh, so happy.
00:45:20Happy.
00:45:22So my dad, they found something on his lawn?
00:45:29No.
00:45:31He's not allowed to talk about it.
00:45:33So now we're not talking even more than when we're not talking.
00:45:36And I just feel so alone.
00:45:39You're not alone.
00:45:41Kendra.
00:45:42Kendra!
00:45:45Kendra!
00:46:06How you doing?
00:46:07Okay.
00:46:10Anyone talk to your mom yet?
00:46:12No, not yet.
00:46:14I hung up.
00:46:16Doesn't seem very fair.
00:46:18I have to respect my dad's wishes.
00:46:24And what about P-A-V-E-L?
00:46:27Are you gonna R-E-S-P-E-C-T-P-A-V-E-L?
00:46:33What are you talking about?
00:46:35Oh, God.
00:46:38You heard that?
00:46:39On the baby monitor, yeah.
00:46:40I heard it.
00:46:42Steve, that's just a figure of speech.
00:46:47I want to F-U-C-K everyone else.
00:46:50It's not a figure of speech.
00:46:52I mean, you could check any phrase book.
00:46:53Any place in the world.
00:46:54Like, oh, I want to fuck everyone else.
00:46:56A figure of speech? No, never heard it.
00:46:58Look, I've got a lot of stuff on my mind.
00:47:01Okay, let's hear it.
00:47:02Okay.
00:47:03And I feel that we are at a crossroads.
00:47:05What?
00:47:06Come on, Sharon.
00:47:07Crossroads?
00:47:09Do you know what we used to drink and have fun?
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:12So you know what?
00:47:13Let's drink and have fun.
00:47:14I can't.
00:47:16I don't know why, but I can't.
00:47:18Why are we always...
00:47:20Why are we always moving windows?
00:47:23To fill the void.
00:47:25Fill the void?
00:47:26My head is burning.
00:47:27Sharon, take a class.
00:47:29I don't want to take a...
00:47:31You need intellectual stimulation.
00:47:34Hitler is not an aphrodisiac.
00:47:37That's all I'm saying.
00:47:38I don't want to run around worrying about how to turn you on, okay?
00:47:42Hopefully, I just...
00:47:44Hopefully, I just do.
00:47:45Well, I'm sorry I didn't realize you were running around...
00:47:49Worrying about how to turn me on.
00:47:51No, you're twisting.
00:47:52I've never seen you worry about that.
00:47:53You're twisting. Don't twist.
00:47:54That's not what I...
00:47:55That's not what I said.
00:47:56Why is the TV always on?
00:47:57The TV is my friend.
00:48:01That was mean.
00:48:04I want to get a job.
00:48:05Okay.
00:48:10I can't leave Daisy.
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:16I hate everything I say.
00:48:18Okay.
00:48:30You stayed through wear and tear
00:48:36Through every busted day
00:48:39An angel to my devil
00:48:42Kept my secrets tucked away
00:48:44So stylish.
00:48:45Oh, my goodness.
00:48:46My stylish daughter.
00:48:48That's my beautiful girl.
00:48:53So...
00:48:57Have you talked to mom?
00:48:59Soon, honey. Soon.
00:49:02No need to worry a worrier.
00:49:06And how about you?
00:49:08How are you doing?
00:49:10Fine.
00:49:12Good.
00:49:13Really?
00:49:14Yeah.
00:49:15Really.
00:49:21You're gonna get this back.
00:49:23With interest.
00:49:24Oh, really, dad?
00:49:25What's the point of having it
00:49:26If you can't share it?
00:49:29That's right.
00:49:30You never ran
00:49:32Thank god you stuck by me
00:49:36Angels are looking down
00:49:38And watching over me
00:49:41Angels are looking down
00:49:44And watching over me
00:49:49And watching over me
00:49:54Robert!
00:49:55I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:49:57I just wanted to check in.
00:49:59Say hello.
00:50:01Hey, doc.
00:50:02Hey, bob.
00:50:03How you feeling?
00:50:04I'm good.
00:50:05I'm good.
00:50:06I feel good.
00:50:07Have a seat.
00:50:08Do you want some coffee?
00:50:09Oh, no.
00:50:10Sweetheart, yes.
00:50:11Dad, we don't need
00:50:12Homeless' sweetheart anymore
00:50:14Because it's not 1910.
00:50:16No, we don't?
00:50:17No.
00:50:18Okay.
00:50:19Okay.
00:50:20Okay?
00:50:21Mm-hmm.
00:50:22Okay.
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:25Dad?
00:50:27Why is louis calling you?
00:50:33We just had some business
00:50:38To tie up.
00:50:40What kind of business?
00:50:42some business to tie up that's what kind of business well we made a little
00:50:49investment together last year koa koa koa the most beautiful wood in the world
00:51:00grows on the top of a mountain in Kauai when harvested properly it's worth a
00:51:06fortune and I had it in I told Lewis about it then he decided that he wanted
00:51:14to make an investment with me
00:51:20so what happened with it then well it's a very complicated operation you need
00:51:28lumberjacks to cut the trees down then you need helicopters to bring the trees
00:51:32down off the mountain then it turns out that the guy on the hill is a pot farmer
00:51:37he was emotionally unstable it was a mess it was gonna make us zillionaires
00:51:46I know you want to yell at me I can feel it go ahead yell at me it's okay
00:51:57I want to yell at me
00:52:07all right let's get some deep breaths okay okay deep breath in deep breath out
00:52:13hello hey hey Claire um hi I was just calling because my dad just told me
00:52:27about the koa thing so I guess I just wanted to say thank you I guess yeah I
00:52:38mean he you know he's an impossible guy to turn down yeah I I meant to call you
00:52:47I'm meaning to call you really I heard about him being sick and I am I am so
00:52:59sorry Claire he's he's the best anyway yeah you're right I should yeah yeah I
00:53:09should I should thanks
00:53:15Lewis
00:53:18is there somebody there with you no who is it
00:53:32don't tell me I don't I don't actually want to know it doesn't matter she is an
00:53:39actress what what do you guys do together go to stupid place is there
00:53:47anything else Claire yeah there is more actually I didn't wish for you on my
00:53:53birthday I wished for myself I wished for a career because I sold myself short
00:54:07be your 24-hour cheerleader Lewis
00:54:11your mom said that you might be here
00:54:42ah
00:54:54thanks
00:55:02well hello everybody Roberto hey who's your favorite cowboy
00:55:11Well, I guess that would be you.
00:55:14Whoa!
00:55:15Where'd you get that?
00:55:18When you're big, you're big.
00:55:24You know what I'd like?
00:55:25I can't imagine.
00:55:27I'd like a big glass of iced tea.
00:55:29You know what? Take mine. Be my guest.
00:55:32Thank you, ma'am.
00:55:33Ma'am?
00:55:35Adios.
00:55:38Can you believe I have slept with only one man my entire life?
00:55:45Zippy, can you believe she's only slept with one man?
00:55:48He's shocked.
00:55:49One man?
00:55:51Yes, one man.
00:56:03Sleep.
00:56:06Sleep.
00:56:09Silence.
00:56:18Oh, thank fucking God.
00:56:25Mom?
00:56:30Mom?
00:56:33Mom?
00:56:34Dad, you know?
00:56:37Yeah, well...
00:56:38Is that my Kendra?
00:56:39I never really know what happened.
00:56:41Hey, Dad.
00:56:43Oh, Clary Pye.
00:56:45Mm-hmm.
00:56:47Hi, baby.
00:56:49Hi.
00:56:50Huh.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:57Oh.
00:57:03Well, I don't know.
00:57:05It just makes me so sad, you know?
00:57:09I mean, to never see her kids again.
00:57:13Oh, and she would have loved Kate.
00:57:16I mean, she does her own laundry, her own marketing, cooking.
00:57:22Yeah.
00:57:24Oh, I don't care what those pictures on the yacht showed.
00:57:27Her would-have-been, should-have-been mother-in-law
00:57:29would never have wound up with that doody, doady guy,
00:57:33whatever his name was.
00:57:37Elle, uh, Claire's here.
00:57:39Yeah, I'll see you in a second.
00:57:42You're right, hidden calories.
00:57:44Absolutely right.
00:57:45Okay, all right, see you in a minute.
00:57:47Hi.
00:57:48Hey, what's up?
00:57:49Um...
00:57:51I want to talk to you.
00:57:53Okay.
00:57:54Um, we were just on our way to a hike with Ellen,
00:57:58weren't we, Mr. Zip?
00:57:59Say hi.
00:58:00Hi.
00:58:02Come here.
00:58:03Come with us.
00:58:04No, no, this-
00:58:05Honey, I got a lot of sunscreen for you right here.
00:58:07I got hat options.
00:58:09Oh, God, I'm not wearing that.
00:58:10I got an SPF version if you want this.
00:58:12No, Mom-
00:58:13There's no ozone layer.
00:58:14You're gonna thank me when you're 50.
00:58:15The world will thank me for not wearing-
00:58:17Even 40.
00:58:18Okay, come on.
00:58:19Let's go, Mr. Zip.
00:58:20Here we go.
00:58:23Oh, look at that view.
00:58:26If you close your eyes, the freeway's the ocean.
00:58:30I'll see you at the top.
00:58:32Okay.
00:58:35Oh, isn't she the greatest?
00:58:37I'm telling you, it's my female friends that have gotten me through.
00:58:43Mom, I really need to talk to you.
00:58:47Why didn't you tell us you knew about Dad?
00:58:51Oh, honey, I've been trying to.
00:58:54I just had trouble saying it.
00:59:01Maybe I didn't want to believe it was real.
00:59:06I've been wanting to tell you.
00:59:11But then it became a matter of how.
00:59:14It just felt too much to tell you individually.
00:59:18And to tell you all together?
00:59:22Come on, Claire.
00:59:31I'm sorry, Mom.
00:59:33I'm sorry, too.
00:59:38I guess that's life.
00:59:39Things happen.
00:59:40It's just like my birthday on September 11th.
00:59:44Everybody's birthday, right?
00:59:47But will you do me a favor?
00:59:49Yeah.
00:59:50Stand over here.
00:59:52Close your eyes.
00:59:55And tell me that freeway doesn't sound just like the ocean.
00:59:59The freeway doesn't sound just like the ocean.
01:00:03I'm sorry, it doesn't.
01:00:07All right.
01:00:08I love you.
01:00:09Love you.
01:00:10So you have fun.
01:00:11Okay.
01:00:41I'll help you.
01:00:47Just wait.
01:00:52I'll check on her.
01:01:02Everything.
01:01:04Hi.
01:01:05I love your head shot.
01:01:06She's a comedy.
01:01:08What's it mean to not write what is at the bottom?
01:01:10It's a sandwich.
01:01:11Oh.
01:01:12So, we'll all grab a bite after for Kendra, right?
01:01:17No, I'm just glad Uzi is back.
01:01:19Honey, it's Yuri, and they're going to go very slowly.
01:01:23You guys are the family I've never had.
01:01:26Oh, Tim.
01:01:28Hey, Tim.
01:01:29Yeah?
01:01:30How's the medium classes going?
01:01:31Good.
01:01:32My teacher says that I'm unnatural.
01:01:34I believe in all that stuff.
01:01:36How can you not?
01:01:37Tuna on rye.
01:01:41It's a metaphor.
01:01:42Hmm.
01:01:47We're having an experience.
01:01:48Oh, I'll buckle up then, okay.
01:01:50Honey, Kendra is so nervous.
01:01:53Oh, really?
01:01:54It's hard being the youngest.
01:01:56Yeah.
01:01:57I think it's hard being the oldest.
01:01:58It's actually hard being in the middle, too.
01:02:00Sometimes it's just hard being human.
01:02:02Yeah.
01:02:04Let's go.
01:02:15Kendra with that hair.
01:02:17I feel like I might have fibromyalgia or MS or something.
01:02:20Oh, no way.
01:02:21I'm not going to make this.
01:02:22I am not going to be able to do this.
01:02:252013.
01:03:03We're reaching forward.
01:03:19Light.
01:03:21Dark.
01:03:24Dark.
01:03:27Light.
01:03:30Light
01:03:36Extinct
01:03:42Extinct
01:04:01Extinct
01:04:20Kendrick plays guitar?
01:04:22She said she learned from me. Just because.
01:04:26Oh, that's sweet.
01:04:30Dreamers
01:04:35We're all dreamers
01:04:42Some of us live the dream
01:04:47Some of us put the dream away
01:04:52Some of us watch someone dreamy float away
01:05:00We're all dreamers
01:05:22This is my favorite barista from my coffee place.
01:05:25Really?
01:05:26I had no idea he was an actor. I don't know how I feel about that.
01:05:29You know, I saw Cher in Malibu once, and, um...
01:05:33Oh, I just couldn't get over how tiny she is in person.
01:05:37You know, I saw Victoria Principal buying gloves one time.
01:05:41Oh, she is beautiful.
01:05:43Beautiful. I read where she wants to go to the moon.
01:05:45And then in People magazine, I read this article about how she's having to adjust to being an I after being a we.
01:05:52Oh.
01:05:53Yeah.
01:05:54Oh!
01:05:57So brilliant. Oh, my God. I was shocked.
01:06:02Not that I didn't, you know, I knew you would be good, but oh, you were wonderful. So committed.
01:06:08My baby.
01:06:10Oh, you were wonderful.
01:06:11Did you like it?
01:06:12Oh, did I like it? I loved it.
01:06:17So where are we going?
01:06:18House of Pies, I guess.
01:06:19I'm gonna just change. I'll be right back.
01:06:21Okay, star.
01:06:25Kendra?
01:06:28Hi.
01:06:29Hi.
01:06:35Um, so, I heard about Yuri.
01:06:41Maybe.
01:06:42Yeah, maybe.
01:06:47Did you hear Dad cough?
01:06:48Yeah.
01:06:50So, House of Pies.
01:06:52Yeah, um, we'll just wait for you out.
01:06:55Claire?
01:06:56Yes.
01:06:59Did you really think it was good?
01:07:01Oh, yeah.
01:07:04Yes, Kendra, definitely yes.
01:07:09Thank you, Claire.
01:08:20Hi, this is Claire Baker. I said this before on the previous message, but I'm pretty open.
01:08:27The East Village, or Brooklyn, or the West Village even.
01:08:32Really, I'm just not looking to spend more than about $1,400.
01:08:37You know, one bedroom would be preferable.
01:08:40But I would be okay with a studio if you...
01:08:44Hello?
01:08:46Shoot.
01:08:50Mom?
01:08:51Claire.
01:08:52What?
01:08:53Claire is gone. He's gone.
01:08:55What? No, no, slow down. I can't understand you.
01:08:57Slow down. Mom. Mom, what's wrong?
01:09:02Where's Sharon? I need to know where she is.
01:09:04Hey, Sharon, I need you. Right now. Come on, let's go.
01:09:08What's going on?
01:09:09Right now. We gotta go.
01:09:11I don't understand.
01:09:12Well, she left me a message and...
01:09:13What did she say?
01:09:14I don't know. She just kept saying he's gone and she was crying.
01:09:18I'm trying. I can't help it.
01:09:20Calm down. We'll be here.
01:09:23Me and the baby.
01:09:25Look out. Look out.
01:09:36Debra?
01:09:37Hey.
01:09:38Sorry.
01:09:39You gotta come with us now.
01:09:40Yeah, right now.
01:09:41It's Dad.
01:09:42It's Dad.
01:09:43What?
01:09:44Get your stuff and let's go.
01:09:45Get your stuff and let's go.
01:09:46Not now.
01:09:49Take motor.
01:09:50Okay, I'm going as fast as I can.
01:09:52What did Mom say?
01:09:53She said that...
01:09:54I don't know.
01:09:55Just take a deep breath.
01:09:56We're gonna be there in five minutes.
01:09:57Do I need to scratch your back?
01:09:59Why is it always a beautiful day when bad stuff is happening?
01:10:02She sounded really hysterical. She was crying.
01:10:04I don't know what's going on.
01:10:05She just kept saying he's gone, he's gone.
01:10:07I don't know where...
01:10:08We're going to SeaWorld, Claire.
01:10:10You guys wanna drive?
01:10:11Sorry.
01:10:12Claire, step on it.
01:10:13You're making Claire crazy.
01:10:14I'm really sorry.
01:10:16Okay.
01:10:17It's okay.
01:10:18If you need to cry, can you do it quietly?
01:10:20Because if you make her nervous and we crash, we can't be supportive for Mom.
01:10:25I'm nervous too.
01:10:26Because then we're dead.
01:10:27Daddy looked really bad last time.
01:10:29He did look bad.
01:10:31Maybe he just went to Vegas or something.
01:10:33Why would he go to Vegas?
01:10:35Because you don't remember this because you were very little.
01:10:38But Daddy used to take off on weekends.
01:10:41Okay?
01:10:42You used to have these weekends and you'd just get a big wad of cash
01:10:45and leave for a while and nobody knew where he went.
01:10:48Okay?
01:10:49This could be his last hurrah or something like that.
01:10:52Although he did not look good the last time I saw him.
01:10:55You need to take it down to like a fucking two right now.
01:10:58You're at a ten and I need you at a two.
01:11:00I will die!
01:11:01Take it to a two.
01:11:02I swear to God, I will stop the car if you do not stop yelling.
01:11:05You were yelling first!
01:11:07She just said take it to a two!
01:11:09What's the matter with you?
01:11:10Are you deaf?
01:11:11Did it ever confuse her?
01:11:17Oh God!
01:11:18Oh God!
01:11:20Thank you for coming!
01:11:22Thank you!
01:11:25Oh God! God!
01:11:27I'm so sorry. It's all my fault.
01:11:29No, you loved him.
01:11:31Please don't say that.
01:11:33Tell us what happened.
01:11:34Well, I just went out for like ten minutes.
01:11:37I know I was stupid.
01:11:38No, no.
01:11:39Tell us.
01:11:40What happened?
01:11:41He died.
01:11:45At Ellen's!
01:11:47While she was inside on the treadmill.
01:11:50Watching the view.
01:11:52It's not your fault!
01:11:54It is!
01:11:55How?
01:11:56So we just stopped by there on our way to the shoe repair for like a minute.
01:12:00And he wanted to stay.
01:12:01So while I was out, I thought, okay, I'll do a quick run to Costco.
01:12:05I needed things.
01:12:06Like fruit and detergent.
01:12:08Maybe a book on tape.
01:12:10You know, he had just been so despondent lately.
01:12:15He didn't want to be alone.
01:12:18And it was like he was afraid I wouldn't come back.
01:12:22Like he knew.
01:12:24And he'd been disoriented.
01:12:27And I don't know, I just thought it was going to be the same forever.
01:12:31I know that's stupid.
01:12:33No!
01:12:34It's not, Mom.
01:12:35It's not, Mom.
01:12:36Oh, God!
01:12:37And then those last few minutes, he was just...
01:12:40He was flailing.
01:12:41Flailing?
01:12:42Flailing.
01:12:43What does that mean?
01:12:44He drowned.
01:12:45What?
01:12:46How?
01:12:47Ellen!
01:12:48No, it's not her fault!
01:12:49He drowned in your pool!
01:12:50What?
01:12:51No, it's not her fault!
01:12:53She loved him!
01:12:54Oh, my God, I'm still in shock!
01:12:57Of course you are, Mom.
01:13:02Oh, God.
01:13:03Oh, and then the gardeners brought his body back!
01:13:06What?
01:13:07I needed to see him!
01:13:08What?
01:13:09I can't deal with this.
01:13:10Claire.
01:13:11No, stop it, Kendra, please not now.
01:13:12When's a good time for you then?
01:13:13I'm begging you, please stop.
01:13:14Hey!
01:13:15Shut up!
01:13:16Guys, shut up.
01:13:17Don't pretend that we're not here!
01:13:18Oh, my God, stop yelling at me!
01:13:19Please shut up.
01:13:20You shut up!
01:13:21Shut up!
01:13:22You need to shut up.
01:13:23Shut up!
01:13:24You all shut up!
01:13:28She doesn't have sisters.
01:13:30Your mom is the best woman in the world, period.
01:13:35And you are all a bunch of selfish assholes.
01:13:38She doesn't have daughters.
01:13:40Is that my girls?
01:13:42What?
01:13:43What?
01:13:44Oh, my God.
01:13:46Wait a minute.
01:13:47What's happening here?
01:13:48You're alive?
01:13:49Wait a minute.
01:13:50Wait, wait.
01:13:51We're not talking about him.
01:13:54We're talking about him!
01:13:57Zippy?
01:13:58Yeah, Zippy!
01:13:59What?
01:14:00Can somebody bring me some iced tea?
01:14:02Oh, Bob, not now.
01:14:03Honestly.
01:14:04I feel sad about Zippy, too.
01:14:06It's Zippy!
01:14:07I know Zippy, damn it.
01:14:08I know it.
01:14:09Sometimes he skips.
01:14:10I call him Zippy.
01:14:11So Ellen put all these candles around there and the flowers.
01:14:14Wasn't that sweet?
01:14:18Hey, Tim!
01:14:19Miss Construction, I'm all hollered.
01:14:21I got here as fast as I could.
01:14:22Tim, thank you.
01:14:24Is that him?
01:14:25Yes, yes.
01:14:26Come.
01:14:28Yeah.
01:14:29Yeah.
01:14:30Okay.
01:14:32Oh, my God.
01:14:41Que pasa, amigo?
01:14:53He's cool.
01:14:54Really?
01:14:55Yeah, he's bueno.
01:14:57He's giving me kisses.
01:14:59Stop.
01:15:00Stop it, Zippy.
01:15:03He just wants you guys to get along and love each other.
01:15:08Wow.
01:15:10Wow.
01:15:11Hear that?
01:15:12Yeah.
01:15:13Well, I guess I'll get my own goddamn iced tea then, huh?
01:15:16Iced tea.
01:15:17I'll do it now.
01:15:18Does Zippy speak Spanish?
01:15:21We all speak Spanish in the afterlife.
01:15:25Still?
01:15:26De nada.
01:15:29Daddy, daddy-o, daddy-o.
01:15:36Timmy, Timmy, the brother I always wanted.
01:15:43Ellen and I thought maybe we'd give Zip a little memorial service.
01:15:46Oh, yeah?
01:15:47Wouldn't that be nice?
01:15:48Yeah.
01:15:49It'd be sweet.
01:15:50I know.
01:15:52Daddy, daddy-o, daddy, daddy, daddy, daddy-o.
01:15:58I wish you were going to be here.
01:16:00I know.
01:16:02You know, I got my ticket.
01:16:03I'm going to New York.
01:16:04I know.
01:16:05I know.
01:16:06But you're going for your dream, and that's what matters, and it's going to be great.
01:16:17Your airport shuttle has arrived.
01:16:48Three bucks.
01:16:52Two.
01:16:54Two bucks.
01:16:58Okay.
01:17:00Two bucks is fine.
01:17:06Thanks.
01:17:09My dad died two years ago.
01:17:13I'm sorry.
01:17:16Sucks.
01:17:19And so we gather here today to mourn a stout little guy.
01:17:27A good guy.
01:17:30And so we gather here today to mourn a stout little guy.
01:17:37A good dog.
01:17:39He was a dog whose name defined his life.
01:17:43Zippy.
01:17:45You know, we all shared Zippy.
01:17:47I remember a time Sharon and I went to Morton's and brought back some leftovers, a nice porterhouse,
01:17:56and Zippy was staring and looking at it, but didn't take it.
01:18:02So we gather here today to mourn a stout little guy.
01:18:06Front door closed.
01:18:08Stout little man.
01:18:12A little man who became...
01:18:15Oh, Clary Clare.
01:18:18Hey, Daddy.
01:18:21Hi, baby.
01:18:24Hi.
01:18:29Yeah.
01:18:38You just gonna stare at me until I die?
01:18:43Maybe.
01:18:49Castle, Daddy.
01:18:54Castle.
01:18:56What else can I say about this dog?
01:18:58I mean, he was fluffy.
01:19:00He, uh, I like cookies. He liked cookies.
01:19:03Um, I loved him.
01:19:07I loved him.
01:19:09Hi.
01:19:10Hey, sorry. No, no, keep going.
01:19:11Hi. No, no, no. No, no.
01:19:12You wanna say something?
01:19:13No, no, no. I'm fine. I'll just...
01:19:14Come on.
01:19:15He's yours, too. Come on.
01:19:17Okay.
01:19:18Clare.
01:19:20Wow.
01:19:22Hi.
01:19:23I was on my way to the airport.
01:19:26I was trying to zip up my bag, you know,
01:19:28and I couldn't really get it past this one point,
01:19:31and it was stuck on this box.
01:19:34This is the box that I take everywhere with me.
01:19:36I guess because it's filled with all the most important stuff.
01:19:41Like, in particular,
01:19:44Sharon in her Russian ballerina phase.
01:19:49Stunning.
01:19:51And here is, uh,
01:19:55Kendra,
01:19:57who has not changed at all, thank God.
01:20:03Anyway,
01:20:05you remember, Sharon, when we used to
01:20:10go through Mom's sweaters?
01:20:13And we would sit there and we would smell them.
01:20:16And they...
01:20:18They smelled like your perfume.
01:20:21And we would try
01:20:24to be beautiful and...
01:20:27And good.
01:20:29Like you.
01:20:34I would put on your scarves,
01:20:36and Sharon would put on your shoes,
01:20:38and Kendra would just, you know, sit there
01:20:41and play with your pearls,
01:20:43and God, we would walk like you,
01:20:45and we would talk like you,
01:20:47and pose like you,
01:20:49but we weren't you.
01:20:53I don't even know who we were.
01:20:56All I know is that
01:20:59we were there,
01:21:02together.
01:21:05And I really don't know why it's so hard.
01:21:10I don't really know if there's a moment that we can get through
01:21:13that doesn't completely explode.
01:21:17But at least maybe we could try to avoid the landmines.
01:21:25And I can honestly say,
01:21:28Kendra, you look pretty in green.
01:21:37And I'm really going to miss Zippy.
01:21:41Really.
01:21:44That sweet face.
01:21:47I mean, what are we going to do without Zippy?
01:21:50I mean, what are we really going to do?
01:21:56There should be an Obed for him.
01:22:00Loved all
01:22:03was loved by many.
01:22:06He didn't care that I was jealous of Sharon,
01:22:13or that Kendra was the prettiest.
01:22:18He was just cool.
01:22:24So maybe we can all just be cool,
01:22:27you know, for Zippy.
01:22:33I love you guys.
01:22:47Good girl.
01:22:50All right. Okay.
01:22:53Whatever.
01:23:03Okay.
01:23:25Now there's a Nobel Prize.
01:23:28Hey, Claire!
01:23:30You did something great.
01:23:40Do do do
01:23:42Do do do
01:23:44Do do do
01:23:46Do do do
01:23:48Daddy
01:23:50Daddy
01:23:52Daddy
01:23:54Daddy
01:23:56Daddy
01:23:58Daddy
01:24:00Daddy
01:24:06Daddy

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