1986 Castaway FULL HOT MOVIE
Castaway is a 1986 British biographical-drama film directed by Nicolas Roeg and starring Amanda Donohoe and Oliver Reed.[2] It was adapted from the eponymous 1984 book by Lucy Irvine, telling of her experiences of staying for a year with writer Gerald Kingsland on the isolated island of Tuin, between New Guinea and Australia.
Real life inspiration
In 1981, Lucy Irvine responded to an advertisement placed by writer Gerald Kingsland, and they became self-imposed castaways for a year on the isolated and uninhabited island of Tuin, in the Torres Strait between New Guinea and Australia. Chosen by Kingsland from over 50 applicants, Irvine agreed to marry him to satisfy immigration restrictions before they travelled to Tuin. She was 25 years old, and he was 49. After a year, they returned home, and in 1983, she published her account of the experience in Castaway, which was later used as the basis for the film.
Real life inspiration
In 1981, Lucy Irvine responded to an advertisement placed by writer Gerald Kingsland, and they became self-imposed castaways for a year on the isolated and uninhabited island of Tuin, in the Torres Strait between New Guinea and Australia. Chosen by Kingsland from over 50 applicants, Irvine agreed to marry him to satisfy immigration restrictions before they travelled to Tuin. She was 25 years old, and he was 49. After a year, they returned home, and in 1983, she published her account of the experience in Castaway, which was later used as the basis for the film.
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00:00:00It is this that brings us together It is this that brings us together
00:00:28It's alright darling, we can do this together
00:00:34It's alright darling, I can't think of nothing better
00:00:43I don't know you, and you don't know me
00:00:49It is this that brings us together
00:00:56I don't know what you are looking for in me
00:01:03I don't know what I want, but my heart is needing
00:01:10My arms and your mind will find a woman to bind
00:01:16In your life, in my life, there are secrets too dark to let out
00:01:24To let go, to get over
00:01:30But that's alright baby, that's alright by me
00:01:37It's alright
00:01:42Just let me say please, please, please
00:02:01Please be kind, be kind to my mistakes
00:02:18Be kind
00:02:25Be kind to me
00:02:31Be kind to me
00:03:02Ha ha ha, alright into the paddling pool now
00:03:06Splashy splashies, come on Katherine
00:03:08Come on my baby, up here
00:03:10You're very good, you all lie down beside me
00:03:13Come on, up again, up again, I'll tell your mummy about you
00:03:23Splash, come on, splashy splash
00:03:25Splashy splash, firm and strong, that's it
00:03:28Very, very good
00:03:31Amanda Bottomley, come here and do as I...
00:03:33Kingsland? Mr Kingsland?
00:03:35Oh God, are we late?
00:03:36You will be
00:03:37Before you learn to swim, you learn to tie your own shoelaces, alright
00:03:41We will be out of here within seven minutes
00:03:44Now watch here, you swim
00:03:48I've got to make a phone call, excuse me
00:03:53Alright, Mr Kingsland
00:03:58Do you want one of these?
00:04:02Whose are these?
00:04:04Oh, give me those
00:04:08You know he's still a virgin
00:05:32Where are they dancing in the dark in Phoenix Park?
00:05:35The Charlie Parnell and Mickey Dalla Diane Vane
00:05:39Well let's see what the bones say, shall we?
00:05:42Huh? Now where are they taking me?
00:05:44Where for chance might these bones be leading me?
00:05:47I think they're going to your pocket, Jerry
00:05:50Come on, let's go
00:05:52Come on, let's go
00:05:54Come on, let's go
00:05:56Come on, let's go
00:05:58Come on, let's go
00:06:00Come on, Jerry
00:06:01Come on, you bugger
00:06:03I'm not doing it, I'll do it again in person
00:06:05Let's see it
00:06:06Let's see the colour of your money
00:06:08The virgin's bones are shaking
00:06:10They're shaking you here, boy
00:06:13And you'll be buying the next drink
00:06:15You will, you know
00:06:26Not bad, you know
00:06:29...as the Pope entered St Peter's Square for a general audience
00:06:32The Pope was rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery
00:06:36...equaliser, we've got a lot of them, we're going to get some money
00:06:41Hiya, Gillespie
00:06:43OK, that's 2.85
00:06:45No, no, that's a treble, mate
00:06:47Oh, you beauty
00:06:59Come on, then
00:07:02They don't work Sundays, don't you know that?
00:07:04You're the one that has to pay for it, Cocker
00:07:09Hello
00:07:10Hello
00:07:11Mary Richards is no longer in this mess
00:07:13You can reach her at the following
00:07:15515 5 June
00:07:19Outside the court, over 200 reporters and photographers waited
00:07:22Lucy, what's the Royal Academy exhibition like?
00:07:25I thought I might take Ronnie
00:07:27I'm trying to bore him to death with culture
00:07:29Good for you, teacher
00:07:31We saw two ballets last week and he absolutely hated them
00:07:34That's mine
00:07:36And a poetry reading, he didn't like that very much either
00:07:41You know, he actually dozed off in Tosca last week
00:07:45You're both philistines
00:07:48These guys actually like poetry readings
00:07:50Well, I'm not mad about them
00:07:52So, what do you think about the Royal Academy?
00:07:54Well, frankly, you run the risk you might enjoy it
00:07:58Oh
00:08:23The final murder charge concerns the death of student Jackie Hill in Leeds last November
00:08:29After the hearing, Mrs. Sonia Sutcliffe hid her face from photographers
00:08:33as she was escorted to a waiting car and driven away
00:08:38The magistrates remanded Peter Sutcliffe in custody
00:08:41to await his trial at Leeds Crown Court at a date yet to be fixed
00:08:45He was driven straight back to Armley Jail
00:08:52An additional charge that he had stolen two car number plates
00:08:55valued at 50 pence was withdrawn
00:09:00He's not a grown man, your husband
00:09:02He's a puking boy
00:09:03He can't even lay a girl without the whole world knowing
00:09:05His best says he makes her sick with his slop
00:09:07I made a swear on the baby's head that she was telling the truth
00:09:09I brought the baby in and made a swear on his head
00:09:11If ever I hear his stinking voice, I'll pull it out of his head
00:09:14Pull it out?
00:09:15Pull
00:09:17Do you think I'm stupid?
00:09:20What's that?
00:09:21Cigarette
00:09:22Fags are poofeders
00:09:26Your ma would go apeshit if she knew I had you smoking
00:09:29I thought you let me
00:09:30You let me before, that's why I've come here
00:09:32I don't know
00:09:34Did you?
00:09:35Yes, of course I did
00:09:37You told me you had him, so I lied
00:09:40So what?
00:09:41What did you expect me to do?
00:09:43What are you doing, nipper?
00:09:44I play macho
00:09:46I can't remember
00:09:47I'm making a model
00:09:48French model, first floor
00:09:50I don't know what yet
00:09:51Nothing
00:09:53Tell me something
00:09:55Why does she always have to be French?
00:09:58What's wrong with a good old British tart?
00:10:01The others
00:10:03There weren't any others
00:10:04How many?
00:10:05Half a dozen, a dozen, I don't know, what are the numbers, Mac?
00:10:08You live in a dream world, you know that?
00:10:10When you were here or when you were away?
00:10:12When I was away, if that's what you want to hear
00:10:15If it's true
00:10:16All right then, when I was away
00:10:23Why did you marry me?
00:10:25Why?
00:10:27Answer me
00:10:28You know why
00:10:30What do you think of marriage?
00:10:31It doesn't exist
00:10:33You little thot
00:10:35What do you mean?
00:10:39Why did you go to bed with Beth?
00:10:42Didn't you ever try not to?
00:10:44Yes
00:10:47It's all right, I'm here
00:10:50Didn't you mind?
00:10:51Martin, of course I minded, I wanted to see you every night, didn't I?
00:10:53I'm sorry?
00:10:54Are you all right?
00:10:55This is Gerald King
00:10:56For God's sake
00:10:57Wait a minute
00:10:58Thank you
00:10:59I'm sorry
00:11:00I thought you
00:11:01Are you serious?
00:11:02Yes, I'm serious
00:11:03What are you trying to do?
00:11:04You're not exactly a model
00:11:06I was never unfaithful to anyone
00:11:08To anyone, ever
00:11:09Yes
00:11:10Right?
00:11:12Did you stay the night?
00:11:13No
00:11:14Shut up
00:11:15I wish you'd shut up
00:11:16I wish you'd die
00:11:20Right
00:11:21Russell Square Hotel
00:11:22Russell Square
00:11:24Hotel
00:11:25Say 7.30
00:11:267.30
00:11:27Yeah, that's fine
00:11:28Right
00:11:29That's great
00:11:30Okay, well I'll see you then
00:11:37Hey, sexy lady
00:11:39Who was that then?
00:11:41It was just an old friend
00:11:43It was probably mine anyway
00:11:44He owes me a tenner
00:11:49Who'd you phone then?
00:11:50How should I die?
00:11:51Somebody I'm having dinner with tomorrow night
00:11:53What shall we do?
00:11:54Leave me
00:11:55A friend of mine
00:11:58I could die here
00:12:12I can't remember
00:12:13Could you make my account up please?
00:12:14Hi, Jaya
00:12:15Hello, I'm looking for Mr. Kingsland
00:12:16Could you have him paged?
00:12:38Mr. Kingsland was sitting over there
00:12:40he must be in the lounge.
00:13:04mr. Kingsland? Lucy Irving.
00:13:11well thank God for that. what?
00:13:16to tell you the truth I thought that the lady over there was going to be you.
00:13:23well it wasn't.
00:13:26no she wasn't.
00:13:28shall we ask?
00:13:30I'm sorry.
00:13:32I was going to say would you like a drink? yes right.
00:13:36it's amazing this.
00:13:39yes it is.
00:13:41we're meeting.
00:13:43I mean it's the ultimate blind date.
00:13:47well it's not...
00:13:49I mean we're not...
00:13:51it's not exactly...
00:13:55I suppose we are really.
00:13:59can I tell you something?
00:14:01yes?
00:14:03you were the first woman...
00:14:05I mean girl
00:14:07that I've interviewed that's made it feel that way.
00:14:19would you like a drink?
00:14:21yes I would.
00:14:23yes well it's...
00:14:25no no it's...
00:14:27I'm sorry.
00:14:29you...
00:14:31that's too bad.
00:14:33gave themselves up to authorities in Damascus tonight.
00:14:36their surrender came a short time after a plane carrying 54 Pakistani prisoners...
00:14:40can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:42...landed a few hundred yards from where the hostages were being held.
00:14:44can I borrow your mascara?
00:14:46yes!
00:14:48...to release the hostages was in jeopardy.
00:14:50well...
00:15:04funny thing is I've seen what is it eight other applicants since I first met you
00:15:08and I've got what I'm supposed to see three more but...
00:15:12but I don't mind you knowing you're...
00:15:14you're definitely going to go on my short list.
00:15:20well that was delicious pasta. I'm afraid I can't eat any more.
00:15:23well...
00:15:25it's the preparation these kind of things that's important.
00:15:28pasta?
00:15:30no I mean real life. I mean the island.
00:15:32not some arsehole like Robinson Crusoe that suddenly finds he's got the whole ship's stores at his disposal.
00:15:36and a manservant sort of slave.
00:15:40a man Friday.
00:15:42he had a Friday as well.
00:15:46yes he did.
00:15:48see I've got to organize the whole thing.
00:15:51I've got to prepare stores, medicines, visas, things like that.
00:15:55most important thing is enough money.
00:15:57right sort of island.
00:15:59proper water supply.
00:16:01right sort of companion.
00:16:05in that order.
00:16:08ha ha ha
00:16:17now what do you do for a living?
00:16:19no no no
00:16:21you're not a secretary are you?
00:16:23no.
00:16:25you're a nurse.
00:16:27ha ha ha
00:16:29are those the choices?
00:16:31I don't understand.
00:16:33well secretary or nurse.
00:16:35I don't get it.
00:16:37I work for the Inland Revenue.
00:16:39and I've heard all the jokes.
00:16:43do you know one of the girls that I interviewed for this job said that she had a...
00:16:46had a degree in law.
00:16:50bloody goods that on a desert island I say.
00:16:54I was um...
00:16:56I was joking.
00:16:59give me a woman that can cook...
00:17:02sew...
00:17:04put up a tent...
00:17:06fish.
00:17:10mind you I suppose...
00:17:12a nurse could be useful.
00:17:14ha ha ha
00:17:16ha ha ha
00:17:18think about it.
00:17:33you
00:17:54although they haven't named the day...
00:17:56the wedding will take place in the latter half of July...
00:17:59and she'll become the princess of Wales.
00:18:02the engagement ring, 14 diamonds and a sapphire...
00:18:05Tewan Island.
00:18:07it's in the Torres Straits.
00:18:09what?
00:18:10oh hi.
00:18:11nothing like a good read in the bog you know.
00:18:14I'm only telling you that...
00:18:16in order that you get rid of...
00:18:18get used to my bad habits.
00:18:20Gerald Lara's here.
00:18:22I said Lara's just come to...
00:18:24what?
00:18:26oh well.
00:18:30um...
00:18:34oh!
00:18:35ha ha ha
00:18:39like that?
00:18:41yes.
00:18:43ha ha ha
00:18:45yeah well...
00:18:52how's Ronnie?
00:18:53oh he's fine.
00:18:55and you two?
00:18:57yes yes.
00:19:00that's mine I think.
00:19:02right.
00:19:04well I'll see you before you go.
00:19:06absolutely.
00:19:08right.
00:19:11bye.
00:19:12love to Ronnie.
00:19:14yes. thanks bye.
00:19:19Lara!
00:19:20she's gone.
00:19:21Lara!
00:19:22gone Gerald.
00:19:28it's fucking unbelievable.
00:19:30you have a problem?
00:19:32oh no. no problem.
00:19:34what the hell with it. we'll just find another island.
00:19:36Lucy we have been looking for three months.
00:19:38I'm not getting married just because some crackhead Australian bureaucrat says...
00:19:42the problem I was referring to is money my dear.
00:19:46my company advanced the...
00:19:48advanced.
00:19:50since we're a poor publishing house...
00:19:52we had to insist that it was the right thing to do.
00:19:55we had to insist that it was repayable if the little adventure was called off.
00:20:00now we did discuss insurance.
00:20:02do you remember?
00:20:04you decided against it. no need.
00:20:14how much have we spent?
00:20:17everything.
00:20:19I mean Lucy there were the airline tickets...
00:20:21I am not marrying you Gerald.
00:20:23not for some out-of-date immigration law.
00:20:25and especially not just to get us out of debt.
00:20:28taxi!
00:20:30Lucy!
00:20:32Lucy!
00:20:51winter on
00:20:55winter on
00:20:59winter on
00:21:01winter on
00:21:19carry on. you may kiss the bride.
00:21:25another good marriage Gerald.
00:21:27and it cost so little.
00:21:29we are running a little late tonight.
00:21:31I'll have a last one.
00:21:35I'm sorry Lucy. I'm sorry.
00:21:40right it's all out of the Chinese takeaway.
00:21:59oh
00:22:30oh
00:22:43all the time
00:22:45oh
00:22:57it's bigger than...
00:23:01it looks...
00:23:05better get on with it.
00:23:09it can't be prettier than...
00:23:12the sky.
00:23:14look at the island.
00:23:17now both of you together.
00:23:19it's our home.
00:23:44oh
00:24:15ruin all my clothes.
00:24:18come on.
00:24:21no!
00:24:44no!
00:25:14oh
00:25:36out! out! out!
00:25:38Lucy!
00:25:44yes!
00:25:46yes!
00:25:52fabulous!
00:25:54that's another one.
00:25:56go to the left now love.
00:25:58hold it.
00:26:00less than a year ago love.
00:26:02kiss.
00:26:04that's it.
00:26:06now look out that gorgeous sea.
00:26:08fabulous.
00:26:10come on love.
00:26:12you're doing great.
00:26:14wonderful.
00:26:16think of that beautiful sea.
00:26:18that's it.
00:26:20we'll get you in a minute girl.
00:26:22stay there.
00:26:32bye.
00:26:34bye bye now to the beauteous life.
00:26:38get out of the background you.
00:26:42where's he gone?
00:26:44he can't have gone far can he Janice?
00:26:46where's the ladies?
00:26:48Janice!
00:26:50for god's sake.
00:26:52use your imagination.
00:26:54never mind.
00:26:56I'll wait.
00:26:58Lucy.
00:27:00yep.
00:27:12Lucy.
00:27:30Lucy!
00:27:34let me send a chopper in the next few weeks.
00:27:36Janice don't!
00:27:38that's not the point.
00:27:40it's mine.
00:27:42I'm going to do it.
00:27:44and it's Gerald's too.
00:27:46Lucy!
00:27:48welcome to Tywin.
00:27:58hey Janice.
00:28:00do you want to take a picture
00:28:02of what it's really going to be like on a desert island?
00:28:06Gerald.
00:28:08take a joke old girl.
00:28:10take a joke.
00:28:12hold it.
00:28:14hey Lucy.
00:28:16we'll take those.
00:28:18I've got 50 boxes of polaroid film.
00:28:20I can get off on polaroids too dear.
00:28:28get the martinis ready darling.
00:28:34two hours on a desert island.
00:28:36come on then.
00:28:40bloody nice.
00:28:42here I come.
00:29:06oh my god.
00:29:08oh my god.
00:29:14oh my god.
00:29:26oh I can't believe it.
00:29:28Bye you guys!
00:29:32Come on!
00:29:34Wake up yourself!
00:29:36Come on!
00:29:38Darling, get me out of here!
00:29:52Come on darling, let's go!
00:29:54Bye you guys!
00:29:56Okay, wake up!
00:30:00Bye darling!
00:30:02Bye!
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00:31:53Did you ever find yourself walking down a street
00:31:56and all of a sudden you're walking faster and you don't know why?
00:31:59And then you suddenly realise
00:32:02you've passed a fishmonger shop?
00:32:06Hm?
00:32:10I hate dead fish, you know.
00:32:12Well, you can't exactly cook them when they're alive, can you?
00:32:15can you? I'm talking about buying them.
00:32:25do you know I once read Isaac Walton's complete angler? it was incredibly boring.
00:32:35what did you read it for then? I said what did you read it for then? because I
00:32:42never give up once I've started.
00:32:56there's something Lucy. you're as good as a man to have around here. I said he's
00:33:04something else. shit. there's crocodiles around here.
00:33:34now that lady there is auntie Lucy you see and the gentleman is me and that's
00:33:44when we just arrived on the island. and this one here is a picture of you as you are now.
00:33:51Darryl what do you think about when you're doing routine things? you know boring things.
00:33:58think about? yeah. you look blank. you know nothing much going on. can't tell.
00:34:09well I think about what's happening first off and think about and then I
00:34:17think about what a bloody silly question what does anybody think about? I think about
00:34:24wills. that sort of thing I mean it's fairly odd.
00:34:35you never ask questions. what I mean about life, God, mankind.
00:34:45I just want to know what goes on inside your head. my brain. it's like my prick. it
00:34:58goes up and down if it's ever caught. sometimes it explodes with excitement.
00:35:05when you see it lying there doing nothing nothing at all then you'd be
00:35:10surprised what it's capable of thinking.
00:35:15try some.
00:35:22would you like to move there some time?
00:35:29there was a young man from Watt who took a lady out on a yacht. too lazy to rape
00:35:36her he made darts of brown paper which he idly flicked at her twat.
00:35:45Lucy!
00:35:53Lucy!
00:35:55Lucy!
00:36:00Lucy!
00:36:15Lucy!
00:36:45come on Gerald. your darts soon. yeah. Gerald we should get back because the fire's gonna be.
00:36:59relax will you? there's gonna be plenty of time for firelighting all right. you
00:37:05lazy sod. yeah. I don't believe it you just found another excuse to sit down.
00:37:10yeah. you're always lying about.
00:38:10Gerald I thought you were gonna teach me fishing today.
00:38:40we'll have rice tonight. hmm well I counted out one of the bags. 18 days 25
00:38:48if we eat less. times four that's a hundred days. Lucy I want to plant this
00:38:56garden. I want things to start growing. firstly because it's practical we'll
00:39:00need it and secondly maybe more importantly it's something I've always
00:39:03wanted to do. grow my own food on my own island. now make sure that we don't
00:39:09starve Lucy and I'll make sure that you learn to fish. but I want to do this
00:39:14first because I owe it to myself and it'll prove to me that I believe in our
00:39:19future here together. understand? our lives may depend upon these vegetables.
00:39:27Gerald come on. we're an ocean full of food. Lucy you cannot live on protein alone. you will
00:39:34die. you need vegetables, carbohydrates, fruits. otherwise you die see. bloody die.
00:39:41let's hope they grow then. let's pray that they do. do you pray? sometimes.
00:39:51you? I say thank you a lot. a great philosopher and once crawled at the leg
00:39:59of a pant. he recognized upadanda as feminine gender which proves what you
00:40:06know you students of cat. Gerald don't break the skin. Gerald don't break the skin.
00:40:11no teacher I won't. no I won't.
00:40:29when you wrote answering that ad Lucy. is this what you expected?
00:40:52oh shit.
00:40:59is it all right for the member of two in West now?
00:41:08Gerald please don't. please.
00:42:00it's making me feel light-headed.
00:42:21what is? no protein.
00:42:22I haven't eaten rice since Tuesday. yeah and those eternal cups of tea.
00:42:32Gerald look I don't want this to make any difference to us.
00:42:40leave it.
00:42:45Gerald I don't want to hurt you Gerald really and I am sorry. Lucy do you know
00:43:00that you're always sorry. I mean you've got this sorry thing going around in your
00:43:05head all the time. makes you angry doesn't it?
00:43:10God it frightens me. I mean your anger. I mean when we're here on this island
00:43:16alone. frightens me. it makes me feel so guilty.
00:43:25you're a smug little shit. I just can't.
00:43:30ah yeah well you take that. I'll go and um...
00:43:51Gerald? Jerry? Gerald?
00:43:55Gerald?
00:44:04Jerry we can't leave it like this.
00:44:16Jerry?
00:44:25Jerry?
00:44:55it's not fair!
00:45:09do you know something Lou? I reckon even if I had some rolling tobacco I'd forgotten how to roll a cigarette.
00:45:39dear oh dear. hot huh? weird isn't it? yeah. I mean the changes. hmm? I mean you can say the
00:45:47words pub, copper, bus, friend and they just don't mean anything anymore. yes they
00:46:01just seem to have lost their images don't they? they're just sounds.
00:46:11hmm? yes.
00:46:13Lou? hmm?
00:46:15will you just give these a spot more? here this one this one yeah and this one this one yes
00:46:31a screw and a cold beer right now is is the summit of my whole life's ambition.
00:46:43do you know something? you could found a whole new religion on this island with a screw and a cold beer.
00:46:50here.
00:47:02Lucy I said screw not stew.
00:47:10you're such a liar.
00:47:13what did I do wrong now? your whole character's a liar.
00:47:18you pretend you don't read don't think don't listen you pretend you're just a gimme a good
00:47:25lay a good beer and I'm happy sort of chap.
00:47:31Lucy everybody leads their secret life where even secrets have secrets. sure. women love to skewer us
00:47:39love to figure us out and then pigeonhole us. he's reliable he's quiet but gentle he's sweet
00:47:46with the kids. I really do know the real inner him they say to themselves nodding wisely and
00:47:53they're amazed when suddenly he breaks rank and they they discover all of a sudden that they never
00:47:58knew one one sweet doodle not even one sweet doodle shit about them. now believe me
00:48:08my god have we been here that long?
00:48:25so you've got two panties off already.
00:48:37what? dropped your panties. whoops. I'm not going to read this aloud to G. you have to have a concave
00:48:44navel to make love to a sunbeam. I have the most beautiful navel in Tuin. they enter directly from
00:48:50above when the sun is perpendicular to the earth and if caught on a rock alone at this hour of the
00:48:54day you are almost certain to be ravished.
00:49:13cover your tits. what? for god's sake cover your tits.
00:49:17ahoy there. anyone ashore? anybody home?
00:49:24hello there. there are only two of them. I don't see them to be so small.
00:49:32hello there. hello.
00:49:39you're required under penalty of law to complete and return this census form. what?
00:49:46incredible isn't it? they insisted on us stopping by and delivering this census form.
00:49:54look I hope you won't mind but we've got some repairs we want to do to our hulls.
00:49:59we haven't got any spare food you know. it's okay we've got plenty of food.
00:50:04in fact you can have some of ours if you like. well that's very nice of you. thank you very much.
00:50:17oh no it's crazy. anyway
00:50:28there it is.
00:50:34so how's it been going? well we love the island.
00:50:42oh I'm Rod Armstrong.
00:50:44hello. that's my mate Jason.
00:50:58G'day. Jason Menzies. hello. hello Jason.
00:51:05G'day.
00:51:13you both look... yeah well we were getting on fine by ourselves up until just now. just
00:51:19just fine. your boat looks marvellous. fantastic boat.
00:51:30Lucy
00:51:30why don't you make us all a cup of tea? tea yes yes of course. come on. great idea. thanks.
00:52:01that hurts.
00:52:10Gerald being silly. I bet you didn't know what to expect.
00:52:13that is about and that's all we brought with us. Lucy do you realize something?
00:52:17today is the first day that you've entertained anybody as a married woman. so it is.
00:52:25there's so much intimacy about what you two are doing. I mean by the end of it there won't be
00:52:30anything you don't know about each other. what do you talk about?
00:52:37practical things of course and um then
00:52:42about our lives, memories, ideas.
00:52:50I don't know. it's all a bit beyond talking really.
00:52:54yeah what happens when people know too much about each other?
00:53:01no pretenses left. nothing to hide behind.
00:53:08at least you're married. you won't imagine the ransom you'd hold over each other when you're
00:53:13finished. I couldn't let somebody else walk around with that. I'd have to do them in.
00:53:18yeah we're only married because the government made us. you know what they said to us? they said
00:53:24no hanky-panky on a desert island unless you got a license. oh come on that's hard to believe.
00:53:31yes it is isn't it? one who could be worse. no hanky-panky at all.
00:53:38oh no that would be unbelievable.
00:53:48oh it's not gerald's fault. it's just the way he is.
00:54:00it's me I know.
00:54:04but he just lies there doing nothing with no
00:54:13imagination.
00:54:14I suppose it's because he's so much older than me. partly. terrible leg infection.
00:54:25slippery there.
00:54:28what's the matter?
00:54:30I don't know.
00:54:40you've got to be kidding me.
00:54:42I don't know.
00:54:44I don't know.
00:54:46I don't know.
00:54:48I don't know.
00:54:50I don't know.
00:54:52I don't know.
00:54:54I don't know.
00:54:56what's the next stage?
00:54:58um
00:55:00yeah
00:55:02can you do it?
00:55:04all right
00:55:06yeah
00:55:08music
00:55:10music
00:55:12music
00:55:14music
00:55:16you did it.
00:55:18music
00:55:20music
00:55:22music
00:55:24All I love is this place, everything I dreamed for it to be.
00:55:38Where's Josie?
00:55:41Lucy.
00:55:54Lucy.
00:56:06You're like a randy little bitch on heat.
00:56:10Do you know that?
00:56:14If you behave like that tomorrow, I'm gonna beat the shit out of you.
00:56:19Do you understand?
00:56:25You're a very peculiar person.
00:56:31I don't understand you, Lucy.
00:56:55Take it easy.
00:57:03Honey couple.
00:57:05I kind of like old Gerald.
00:57:08He was okay.
00:57:12Don't tell me, slusher, did you get a bit?
00:57:24No.
00:57:54No.
00:58:24Come on.
00:58:27I can't grow things without water.
00:58:46No.
00:58:48No, what's happened?
00:58:50What's the matter?
00:58:51What's the matter?
00:58:53What's the matter, baby?
00:58:56I hate these mothers.
00:58:58I hate them.
00:59:00Why?
00:59:02What are they?
00:59:06Oh, God.
00:59:08Oh, Gerald.
00:59:19Lucy, look, this is it.
00:59:21The lichard or Mackenzie bean, first mentioned by blah, blah, blah,
00:59:26produces thick coffee substitute.
00:59:30Whole bean is edible and nutritious when boiled,
00:59:34but extremely poisonous in more state.
00:59:40Poisoning occurs.
00:59:51Oh, God.
01:00:21Oh, God.
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01:04:17He's too piously fearful.
01:04:18He's too piously fearful.
01:04:19God will not trust in God.
01:04:20God will not trust in God.
01:04:21He's so powerful.
01:04:22God is so powerful.
01:04:23Got a spanner?
01:04:27Must be the cabbie.
01:04:30What were you two gossiping about then?
01:04:33Horses.
01:04:34Horses.
01:04:35Horses.
01:04:36Yes, Sister St. Winifred and I, we're both, we loved horses.
01:04:42Oh, yes.
01:04:43No, thank you.
01:04:44I used to like dancing.
01:04:46Tell me, I suppose you're, um, well, are you both,
01:04:50what I mean is, are you fully qualified?
01:04:54I'm a state-registered nurse.
01:04:56No, I'm, I meant as a nun.
01:05:04Sister St. Winifred.
01:05:06Ho, ho, ho.
01:05:07You're a very clever man, Miss Montero.
01:05:10Hey.
01:05:11Howdy, Montero.
01:05:13Montero.
01:05:18Okay, I bring you more food, more work for you, sir.
01:05:23Plenty motors on board you do not want.
01:05:25You see.
01:05:26Yeah, Mr. Terrell.
01:05:28You see, Mr. Terrell, you see.
01:05:30Ha, ha, ha.
01:05:33Do you know they're so nice?
01:05:35They are so goddamn nice.
01:05:38They're so kind and generous, simple, helpful, friendly.
01:05:46I love their rice wine.
01:05:48I think it's great.
01:05:51Do you know they want me to mend their old tractor next week?
01:05:55And then the council asked me whether I'd look at their air conditioning system.
01:06:00I wish you wouldn't.
01:06:01Wish I wouldn't what?
01:06:03Nothing.
01:06:05You wish I wouldn't nothing?
01:06:07That's after all the bollockings I get for doing sod oil all the time.
01:06:11That shows a lot of the women, huh?
01:06:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:06:21Well, for them people, there is a war, Torres Strait Radio.
01:06:25I'll give you the weather details.
01:06:27Eastern gulf, southeastern gulf.
01:06:29Seas will be smooth, too slight.
01:06:31Northeast winds will be blown, over ten knots.
01:06:35For them people, they will take use of the weather over the weekend.
01:06:39I'll be sailing for them people.
01:06:44The rainy season is welcomed by the natives of Tuin,
01:06:47bringing as it does despair, damp, cold, damage.
01:06:53And too much bloody water!
01:06:59Do you know this is the story of my life, Lucy?
01:07:01This whole damn thing.
01:07:04This whole damn thing.
01:07:34Yeah!
01:07:51Here we are. For you.
01:07:54I'm not hungry, thanks.
01:07:58No. No, you're not, are you?
01:08:04Lou, stay and have a chat.
01:08:07You're good company.
01:08:10When you're not over on Badu...
01:08:12Uh-huh. People always come. They've asked often enough.
01:08:15No.
01:08:19Lou, I know what this last year has meant to you,
01:08:22on Tuin, with... with me and...
01:08:27But that year is going to be over soon, Lou.
01:08:31What are you going to do then?
01:08:33I don't know.
01:08:35Mr Dallow! Mr Dallow!
01:08:39Ronnie! It's early and I haven't even finished that yet.
01:08:42Ronnie, boy!
01:08:44I wish Tuin... Ronnie! Run!
01:08:46I wish we could...
01:08:51Mr Dallow! Ronnie!
01:08:54Mr Dallow!
01:09:00Mr Dallow!
01:09:15I don't know what's happening to me.
01:09:18Be back in the morning, Lou!
01:09:20Over the last few weeks, I've changed inside and out
01:09:23with such rapidity that I feel...
01:09:26I feel nothing to hold on to any longer
01:09:28that I recognise as being me.
01:09:32It's so good to see G's confidence and self-respect returning.
01:09:36I never really knew him when he was not down.
01:09:39But now I can see the reality of the kind of man he has,
01:09:43up to now, only talked of being.
01:09:48He's so absorbed that he's almost forgotten to remind me
01:09:51of the uselessness of being a cunt that doesn't fuck.
01:09:54But not quite.
01:09:56Not quite.
01:10:26Bye!
01:10:44Bye! I'll see you in a few days!
01:10:48Bye!
01:10:50Bye!
01:10:57Hello!
01:10:59You should come with me next time, Lou.
01:11:01They'll make you feel like a princess.
01:11:03Ah!
01:11:05I'm sorry. I spent a day longer than I intended to.
01:11:08I simply couldn't get things finished.
01:11:10They're remarkable people, you know, Lou, all remarkable people.
01:11:13You should hear what Ronald says about you.
01:11:15It makes Jane Mansfield seem like a dowdy old frump.
01:11:18Who's Jane Mansfield?
01:11:21Oh!
01:11:25Do you want to call us for supper?
01:11:28Uh-huh.
01:11:30And look what I bought us for supper.
01:11:38Gerald? Huh?
01:11:40Who am I?
01:11:44Old Lucy.
01:11:46I have been working hard on Badu, and I am tired.
01:11:50And I'm very, very happy to be back here with you again.
01:11:55Lucy Irving, yes?
01:12:01Lucy shit.
01:12:03Lucy Kingsland, if you like.
01:12:06Girl?
01:12:08Woman? Adventurer?
01:12:11Daughter? Survivor, even?
01:12:13Gerald!
01:12:15Gerald, one thing I'm not, one thing I really am not,
01:12:19is a mechanic's wife!
01:12:21And that's what you're making me!
01:12:24Didn't we come here to survive, Gerald, didn't we?
01:12:27I mean, you know, live off the island and use our wits and our skill
01:12:31and our ingenuity.
01:12:33Gerald, you're not even here any longer.
01:12:35You're on Badu, getting pissed or laid or something.
01:12:38Lucy, I have been over there three or five times.
01:12:41And when you are here, what have we got?
01:12:44We've got a bloody garden suburb
01:12:46where people bring their lawnmowers to get fixed.
01:12:49Oh, Gerald, you've reduced us to...
01:12:53It's over!
01:12:55Everything we talked about and planned and hoped for
01:12:59and tried to live is finished!
01:13:02Finished with the frozen sodding chicken!
01:13:08This is mothballed!
01:13:12I like that, Lucy.
01:13:14Ha! That's wonderful!
01:13:16What?
01:13:17The lights!
01:13:22Gerald, Gerald, I'm so sorry.
01:13:25It's just, two days alone and last week as well, I...
01:13:29Yeah, that too.
01:13:32I mean, it's as if two in an island's enough.
01:13:35It is not like that, Lucy.
01:13:39Sorry I got so angry.
01:13:41Well, maybe it is like that.
01:13:43Maybe if here on this island, you and I,
01:13:47maybe if there was some sex here,
01:13:49then I wouldn't have to keep on buggering off like that, would I?
01:13:52Yes.
01:13:54Yes. That's what you want.
01:13:59Oh, do excuse my hollow laughter, won't you?
01:14:03It's what you'd like to see.
01:14:05Lucy, what I would like to see right now
01:14:08is nothing better than you lying flat on your back
01:14:11with your hands behind your head, being given one,
01:14:14like every other woman in the world,
01:14:16including some members of the royal family.
01:14:18Do you understand?
01:14:28Does that mean yes?
01:14:35Yes. Pigs can fly, it does.
01:15:06Gerald?
01:15:15Sir, I'd like Rosie to prepare his bath.
01:15:23Oh, Rosie.
01:15:25I beg your pardon, sir, but it's Rosie.
01:15:31Oh, sir, I see you are a gentleman.
01:15:35Because a gentleman always stands when a lady enters.
01:15:47Lucy, don't.
01:15:49I thought you said you fancied me lately.
01:15:53It doesn't change what we said.
01:15:57It doesn't cancel the past, it's just what happens now.
01:16:06Lucy, this is unfair.
01:16:08Don't finish this year on two and two.
01:16:12Lucy!
01:16:35Lucy!
01:17:05Lucy!
01:17:36Hey!
01:17:49Lucy.
01:17:51Lou, I think somebody's coming.
01:17:55Pull him up.
01:18:03Hey.
01:18:05Lucy.
01:18:13My God.
01:18:15Hello.
01:18:17Everything looks very tidy here.
01:18:20All them things on verge are fixed up for you now.
01:18:23Proper workshop for you, Mr Gerald. All fixed up.
01:18:29Ronnie, old son, don't tell me you've come here and you've taken everything.
01:18:36Ronnie, we're not finished.
01:18:38Finished?
01:18:40On chewing. Our year isn't finished until, um...
01:18:43September. September the 16th.
01:18:46That was last month.
01:18:48No, no, it's only, um...
01:18:51October.
01:18:53Lou, we've been on chewing for a year.
01:18:58We've been on chewing a year, Lou.
01:19:21Oh, God.
01:19:47Oh, God.
01:19:51Oh, God.
01:20:21Oh, God.
01:20:38Hey, Mr Gerald, Mr Gerald.
01:20:41Hey, Mr Gerald, Mr Gerald. Look what we have for you.
01:20:45Fixed up for you, Mr Gerald.
01:20:47Look. You like?
01:20:50Yeah, I think it's great. Great.
01:21:16Be kind to my mistakes.
01:21:21Lou.
01:21:28Live happy.
01:21:46Right, back to work.
01:21:50Come on.
01:22:20Come on.
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