2019 Dead Sexy FULL HOT MOVIE
A Comedy - Meet Amber, Brandy and Cassie. These girls are about to encounter a paranormal force that is going to make them question the need for the opposite zex.
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00:01:25I want everyone to know who's responsible for
00:01:30I'm telling all my friends about you
00:01:50Come on give it to me you hit like a girl
00:01:55Come on give it to me you bitch. Why are you being so mean? Okay
00:02:14Okay, that's it
00:02:25Pussy
00:02:55Hi
00:03:10Hi, welcome to the pirates booty I'll be your serving lunch
00:03:26I
00:03:32Hello
00:03:34Mira, can a senora perfecta su grupo de sus de diotas todas con sus chichis mas grandes que su cabeza
00:03:45Okay
00:03:48No me gusta de verdura
00:03:51Bunny's on her way. Finally
00:04:04Girl you look good. I'm not a girl a woman
00:04:21I
00:04:23Was it hanging Dale good you limp loose full of juice, okay gross
00:04:33So then what do you think is more important great sex or true love
00:04:39Great sex duh. Hey bunny. Go check out Cassie's new eyeshadow
00:04:46It's
00:04:49Called a parfait kapow. Oh
00:04:53Ow
00:04:54Kapow, it may be a bit much. I
00:04:58Think it's just a cry for attention. Honestly, I mean, what do you think Lawrence?
00:05:03Do you think Cassie's just being an attention whore with the way that she looks? Wow, there's definitely some of that going on around here
00:05:11And
00:05:14What does that mean he was calling you an attention whore oh, that's ridiculous
00:05:21Selfie
00:05:26Come on an attention whore. I mean really
00:05:30What about bunny? I am NOT a whore Brandy. I am a slut
00:05:36There's a big difference and Cassie is not looking for attention. She's just hiding from something behind all
00:05:45this
00:05:47Thank you, honey, I got your back girlfriend
00:05:54So
00:05:56How'd the day go doctor? What's his face?
00:05:58It ended early. Oh, no, you didn't let me guess you told him
00:06:04The plan of course I had to
00:06:08You know how I feel about being upfront and honest. I just like to lay all the cards on the table
00:06:14So we have a strong basis to build our future
00:06:21Hey Lawrence, can you help me with something? Uh, yeah, hold on. Oh
00:06:28God Brandy cheese what?
00:06:34Amber
00:06:35You know that men are come blind
00:06:37They can't even think about a future with you and they're wondering if you'll have sex with them
00:06:42He's right. I can't even know the real you until after you've had sex
00:06:48Exactly, and it's she Brandy. Oh, right. Sorry. So until sex is out of the way your plan is pointless
00:06:55He's right
00:06:57She's right. It's just too much pressure
00:07:01Step one in building a meaningful relationship is getting the pressure of sex out of the way. Just be cute
00:07:08Have sex then you surprise him with the plan after he says I do
00:07:14Mmm, I don't know and don't tell them you work here because you want to meet a doctor a rich doctor
00:07:21And then get married and have a child. It's two children Shiloh and Loretta. Wait, which one was a girl?
00:07:28It could go either way and one dog the shih tzu schnauzer snap max
00:07:38Vacations in Spain private schools, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah never gonna happen
00:07:50If you look close you can see your future what is
00:07:56Wrong with you, I
00:07:58Think you're all wrong. I will meet my doctor. You're rich doctor. Thank you, Dale
00:08:05And he will be just as excited about the plan as I am and we will get married and have our children
00:08:11Then I will be happy
00:08:15Do you think you could find happiness without the plan no
00:08:20Control free I am NOT a control freak
00:08:25I just know what I want. What's wrong with that? Listen, Amber, you're a great catch
00:08:30But your big plan is getting in the way of your other
00:08:33options
00:08:35other
00:08:36options
00:08:39Amber we all want family
00:08:42kids
00:08:44Vacation in the Caribbean. It's actually Hawaii, which my husband will join me and the kids on every now and then
00:08:51So your husband will only join you every now and then
00:08:56but
00:08:58Someone has got to be the doctor and someone has got to live the doctor in lifestyle
00:09:03You can't do both. There's just not enough time
00:09:06Everyone, can I get your attention everyone? Come on over here, please
00:09:12This is Don Don, this is everyone Don is the new pirate booties hostess
00:09:16I
00:09:18Just don't listen to any one of them about anything
00:09:21Okay, so please treat her better than you treat your each other and me especially me
00:09:28So we have a full house tonight
00:09:30So go out there and do the best you can
00:09:34Be the best booty you can be. Yeah, actually legally. We're not allowed to say that anymore. So, oh
00:09:39Okay, be the best wench you can be
00:09:43Ironically, that's fine. So I don't she wasn't wasn't pointed. Yeah
00:09:50Cassie hi Wow
00:09:53Cassie
00:09:56Wow, you got a lot of makeup on today, so I'm gonna need you to remove just some of it
00:10:01maybe the eyeliner around the
00:10:04around the lips
00:10:06You're like 90% troll doll now. So I need you to tone it. We need to tone it down just back it up
00:10:11If I had a beep sound I'd be beeping right now. All right, so
00:10:16Okay
00:10:17if you want to
00:10:19Get out of the light and maybe go over there. Just wipe off some of your precious. That'd be great
00:10:24Alright Brandi Wow. Okay, we need to button those up. All right
00:10:27I want the customers to focus on the specials and not what's special about you. Let's kill
00:10:34All right, so we have a table full of Doc's night
00:10:37Amber we're gonna make sure that you are as far away from them as possible bunny. You're on the Doc's night
00:10:42All right, it'll be fun watching them. Try to figure you out here that I am on the Doc's don't worry Ryan
00:10:47I will get all over those
00:10:54See that's it now I'm locking the supply closet you are a buzzkill
00:10:59Moan, you don't you don't have to moan. It's not moaning. Will you knock it off? This is a workplace
00:11:07Okay, listen. All right, everybody just
00:11:10Go out there and pretend to be somebody that you're not already
00:11:13Pretending not to be are you insinuating that I am pretending to be something? I am not
00:11:25Okay, let's do a pirate booties
00:11:27Let's do a let's do a thing where we all team it up and let's put it. Let's put a cloud
00:11:31Okay. All right on the count of three everyone. Yeah
00:11:34Let's go out there you
00:11:44What's up, Enrique, well, I got a depot Tom, right?
00:11:53Whoa, I am beat how'd you do?
00:11:57Good you pretty good
00:12:00Bunny, I made
00:12:03$100 in tips
00:12:05And I also got two numbers from some rich doctors that I plan to have sex with and never see again
00:12:13That's a shock
00:12:14Actually doc shock happens when I show them my big selfie just our faces and a little boobie
00:12:23So, what are you doing tonight Amber, um, well my aunt died
00:12:28Oh
00:12:29No, actually it happened a while ago and I didn't really know her
00:12:33But thanks
00:12:35Anyway, my mom is selling the house at the end of the summer, but she doesn't want to leave it bacon until then
00:12:39I guess the realtor told her that bad things can happen to bacon houses
00:12:43So she told me that I could stay there until it sells if I want to where is it it's only a couple miles away
00:12:51What's it like? I've actually never been there, but I heard it's cute
00:13:03I
00:13:06Actually never been there, but I heard it's cute
00:13:20Apparently everything's still there just the way she left it
00:13:31And
00:13:33And my aunt was a huge wine lover and I guess there are still several cases
00:13:50I'm going there now. You guys should come with me free booze
00:13:56Interesting. Hey, you guys should stay there this summer with me. It'll be fun. And there's a resort style spa and
00:14:03It'll be like a vacation home a staycation
00:14:33Did
00:14:38Your aunt live there alone
00:14:40No, she lived there with someone. My mom refers to as the love of her life who died a long time ago
00:14:46I guess she never really left the house much after that
00:14:49Oh
00:15:19Oh
00:15:32Did your aunt die in the house
00:15:35No, she had a heart attack or something in the library. She worked in Wow
00:15:41Librarian loner why no what a dynamic life. She must have led. All I know is it's a free house for the summer
00:15:48You guys want in I have a date tonight, but I think I can stop by on the way
00:15:53Yes, I am. I have this thing with this guy in about an hour, but maybe I can stop by before we start
00:16:00Remember doc shock. It's a real thing and it's happening tonight
00:16:04Besides I already have my own little love nest. I call it the stabbing cabin. Yeah
00:16:10what I
00:16:12Have no interest in moving into some cat house with you all. No offense. I just
00:16:18Think it'll cramp my style you have style you have cramped don't even go there girlfriend
00:16:48Oh
00:17:00Why is this here
00:17:04My mom told me my aunt always said this house had great energy. Are you sure this is it?
00:17:09I'll try the key. Hopefully it's as cute as my mom says it is
00:17:18Oh
00:17:24My god, it's so cute
00:17:33Wow
00:17:36So your aunt lived here all alone like this that's what my mom said
00:17:49I
00:18:04Hey, what's this old thing?
00:18:09That's a radio
00:18:13And a turntable
00:18:16Hmm a record player really, how's it work? I don't know
00:18:27Hey, what's this?
00:18:31Hey amber, is this your aunt?
00:18:36Yeah, who's the guy
00:18:40That must be the love of her life who died here like 30 years ago
00:18:45Him. Yeah
00:18:48He's got huge hands
00:19:10I found my room. Oh
00:19:13My god, this is so cute
00:19:22Hmm there's something about this piece of art. It really speaks to me
00:19:33That's because it looks like a paddle a whip and a riding crop that's it
00:19:38It's
00:19:42Selfie
00:19:46Okay
00:19:51Huh, my phone is off
00:19:57That's weird, I'll take it with mine
00:20:02Mine won't turn on here
00:20:05Yeah, mine too mine won't even turn on
00:20:13No phone no internet
00:20:16They were completely cut off from the outside world
00:20:20you mean
00:20:22We're in a
00:20:24Dead zone. Don't don't
00:20:27Stop it. You are gonna freak me out. I'm staying here alone. Remember
00:20:32Are you sure you're all alone
00:20:35She's all alone
00:20:36Until she gets in the shower
00:20:38Okay, I get it. Okay. Okay. I get it. And now a
00:20:43toast to an unforgettable summer
00:20:47In the house of death, I'll stay here with you this summer amber. What about you Brandi? No selfies?
00:20:56I'll let you know tomorrow
00:20:58I'll let you know tomorrow if there is a tomorrow
00:21:06Okay, I gotta run yeah me too, but thank you
00:21:10Have fun tonight. Oh, yeah, stay out of trouble. You stay out of trouble. Oh, right
00:21:17Seriously, what trouble could possibly find me here?
00:21:20You just remember your safety word. I always do but I never use it
00:21:29Hope you're not gonna be too bored here all by yourself. I'm sure I'll find something to keep me occupied
00:21:34Yeah, Bob your battery-operated boyfriend
00:21:42You girls are sick have fun amber. See you later am
00:21:53Damn I should have brought buzz
00:21:58I
00:22:19Was weird
00:22:28I
00:22:54Thought
00:22:59I had to drink
00:23:06I'm gonna go to bed
00:23:28I
00:23:36Can't Catherine you animal you
00:23:58You
00:24:29I
00:24:35Thought I need some
00:24:58You
00:25:28You
00:25:58I
00:26:28Oh
00:26:58Oh
00:27:06My god, oh fuck
00:27:21Does have good energy
00:27:24Oh
00:27:27Good morning, Enrique. Hola better to Casa said the best. Thank you. I'm doing good, too
00:27:39How is your date, uh epically awful I don't understand why guys treat me like I'm a hooker or something
00:27:45It's like we meet up at the bar and then right away
00:27:48They push me into the men's bathroom for a makeout session and then in the car
00:27:52They grab my head and just push it into their crotch
00:27:56This is a bad date
00:27:59Okay, where exactly did you meet this guy? I just want guys to want to get to know me first told you come blind
00:28:08How was doc shock?
00:28:10Surprised the hell out of them. I mean you'd think they'd never seen a dick before
00:28:16Grody so it was a bust. Oh, no. I'm seeing them both again
00:28:22Really?
00:28:24That's crazy
00:28:27How what it takes to actually land one of these dogs honey, all you need is the right attitude and
00:28:34Apparently some additional equipment. They both said they've never been with a woman like me before because you're not
00:28:41How
00:28:43Is your date Brandi?
00:28:44Lame these guys always act all tough like they can really dish it out. I mean, I'm screaming at them harder
00:28:52I
00:28:54Mean, I really want a serious beating
00:28:56They're afraid they're actually gonna hurt me or something. They don't understand. That's the point. I
00:29:02Want the pain? I love the pain
00:29:07Girl I hear
00:29:10You guys have to see the video I just posted
00:29:13Do you see them? Oh, I see them. Oh my gosh Cassie. Are you seeing this? Yes. Oh, I could play with them all day
00:29:21My god, they are so perky. I just want to cuddle and snuggle with them. Oh, I just want to eat them all up
00:29:26They're just so bouncy. You just want to get your hands all over them. I just want to put my face right in the middle
00:29:39More videos of kittens girls. This is getting gratuitous. Oh bunny. You're overreacting
00:29:53Hey Amber, hey, how was last night in the granny cabin? I
00:30:00Don't really know how to describe it
00:30:03It was almost like there was a ghost in the house with me or something. Oh
00:30:08My gosh, did it hurt you?
00:30:12No
00:30:14There's this warm energy all around me and I had the most amazing dream I
00:30:22Was having sex
00:30:24With who or what? I don't know, but it wasn't like it was a dream
00:30:32It's like it was real, you know, huh? I totally read this somewhere. They call it like
00:30:38paranormal passion
00:30:40Spectrophilia, it's people who have sex with ghosts. Is that even real?
00:30:45Everything on the internet is real
00:30:49Where did you find that
00:30:52You spend enough time on the internet searching for fetish porn and you come across just about everything
00:30:59Was it scary no, it was exciting and fun
00:31:08Fun I don't remember hearing that in your perfect plan. I want paranormal passion
00:31:16Can I still move into the house with you? Of course count me in I want to take a stab at your ghost
00:31:21Oh, and now you're interested
00:31:24Also for the record, I never said it was a ghost. I didn't see anything. Oh, no
00:31:29It's a ghost. All right, and I'm gonna give it to it's so good
00:31:34I'm gonna raise the dead
00:31:37What about you Brandy do you want to get it on with Amber's ghost
00:31:42Hmm was it rough like at all? No, it was really gentle
00:31:50Boring. Oh, come on Brandy and spend the rest of my summer having gentle vanilla sex with the invisible, man
00:31:58No, thank you. Brandy. It's gonna be fun. There's that word again
00:32:04Brandy
00:32:07Fine fine, but if there's no action, I'm totally leaving
00:32:14Awesome, but we probably shouldn't go there alone. Just in case. Hey guys
00:32:19Do you want to come with us to Amber's aunt's house tonight after work?
00:32:23She says it's scary. I did not and there's a lot of booze
00:32:30Okay, yeah sure no problem in bad girls that need a spanking Lawrence
00:32:37Oh
00:32:38Yeah, I'll come great. It's settled. We'll all go bang Amber's ghost. What?
00:32:56You girls stay here we're gonna go inside and make sure that it's safe. Oh
00:33:01Okay, let the men have their manly moment
00:33:07What
00:33:09Are you doing what the man right? Oh, so now you want to be a man
00:33:13Dale even as a girl. I'm twice the man you wish you were
00:33:18Okay, let's go
00:33:36Oh
00:33:57Are you cupping my balls? Sorry, it's instinctual
00:34:07Oh
00:34:11This is stupid this switch doesn't work
00:34:19Let's get some wine great. Hey, where's the wine at? I'll show you
00:34:27Lawrence can you help me?
00:34:30Yeah, sure
00:34:32What do you think?
00:34:34It's divine
00:34:37What are you doing
00:34:39Lawrence you dirty dog
00:34:42I'm gonna get my bags. Well, I'm gonna get the bunny go round
00:34:46God, what is wrong with you? Let's go to the bathroom. There's a towel rack in there. You can tie me to it
00:34:53you know, I
00:34:55Might actually like you there wasn't so much
00:35:00You all the time
00:35:06Weird Lawrence, can you please help me with the rest of my stuff? Yeah. Sure
00:35:36Oh
00:35:52Ghost
00:35:55Come out come out wherever you are
00:35:58You guys are being a ridiculous. I'm sure there's nothing here. I probably imagined it
00:36:04What happened Amber had sex with a ghost and
00:36:08She liked it a lot
00:36:12Really now was that a part of your plan because I don't remember hearing anything about ghost sex
00:36:18It is an amendment to the plan. Oh
00:36:23So the plan can be amended
00:36:29Okay, that was weird I'm just gonna put that back here yeah don't want that to happen again
00:36:34Thanks. Oh, no problem. Looks like everything's falling for you now
00:36:40That was really corny, oh, well I am from Nebraska and that's corn country. Oh
00:36:46Amber I've
00:36:49Amber about this perfect plan of yours. Yes. Well, I've been thinking
00:37:03When there's something strange in the neighborhood, who are you gonna call?
00:37:33Oh
00:37:40You're doing all this to get some stuff done
00:37:43To complete the plan right complete the plan so you can be happy
00:37:48Yes, well
00:37:51Whoa, what was that a box? I guess it came from up there
00:38:03Oh
00:38:23That's my horny phantom, come on and give it to me give it to me. Oh
00:38:30Oh, oh, that's what I'm talking about
00:38:41What you doing checking me out
00:38:51Hey, did you just run out? Oh hell no
00:38:56Um, so I'm completing the plan so I can be happy right well, I guess my point is
00:39:02Why wait for all that?
00:39:04I mean you're doing all this just so you can be happy. But what if you can find a way to be happy without the plan?
00:39:12Um, and that would that would open up so many other opportunities
00:39:19Because then I can date other people right other
00:39:25People
00:39:41Place is weird. I'm gonna go check out the backyard. Yeah, I'll come with you
00:39:45I
00:39:55Got an entire male dance team I could be with tonight not here with some transphobic ghost who doesn't know a good thing when he
00:40:01sees it
00:40:05Things are getting interesting around here. I'll get my bag. I'll get wine
00:40:15Oh
00:40:30What the hell tripped me
00:40:45I
00:41:16Swear I put this over here
00:41:31There's something strange going on here man, like what I
00:41:35Don't know
00:41:36Well the smoke alarm that was probably a low battery or something
00:41:41Yeah, I guess
00:41:44Oh
00:41:47What the hell was that
00:41:51Huh pinecone
00:41:55You know, I've never been hit by a pinecone
00:42:00Lucky you
00:42:05Oh Lawrence that really hurt man, I didn't do it really
00:42:13Oh
00:42:17What was that
00:42:38Dude what happened? Damn it Lawrence
00:42:43I
00:43:14I
00:43:20Already on
00:43:26Whoa what happened ever you need to know that
00:43:32Oh my god!
00:43:34Susie!
00:43:36Oh no!
00:43:38It's fine.
00:43:40Are you okay?
00:43:42Yeah, I'm good.
00:43:44Yeah.
00:43:46I'm good.
00:43:48But Amber, seriously.
00:43:50You need to...
00:43:52No!
00:43:54No!
00:43:56You're fine. Thank you.
00:43:58Wonderful.
00:44:02Um, goodnight.
00:44:04You're leaving?
00:44:06You should know.
00:44:12Okay.
00:44:14Goodnight.
00:44:22High in history too.
00:44:24I don't know anybody
00:44:26who'd want to stay here.
00:44:28Wow!
00:44:32If that isn't the final...
00:44:34Yeah!
00:44:36I'll take Bunny's room.
00:44:59Where did everybody go?
00:45:02Well,
00:45:04Dale and Lawrence
00:45:06and Bunny left, but Brandy's gonna stay.
00:45:08Oh!
00:45:10Okay then.
00:45:12I'm just gonna be in my room for the night.
00:45:14So, bye!
00:45:16Okay. Night.
00:45:28I think
00:45:30I would like some music.
00:45:48Oh.
00:45:58Cassie likes to be spanked.
00:46:04Ow!
00:46:06I meant Brandy.
00:46:12Ow!
00:46:14Yeah!
00:46:16That really hurt!
00:46:22This isn't for me.
00:46:24I'm out of here.
00:46:28Oh.
00:46:30Oh.
00:46:34Well, that's better.
00:46:36Thank you.
00:46:40I think I'll stay.
00:46:44So there really
00:46:46is a ghost.
00:46:52Oh!
00:46:54Oh my god!
00:46:56Oh my god!
00:46:58This is great!
00:47:02Hold on.
00:47:26Okay.
00:47:30Someone's gonna have some fun.
00:47:40I'm ready.
00:47:56Oh.
00:48:06Oh!
00:48:14Oh!
00:48:16Okay. Be patient.
00:48:22Oh!
00:48:26Okay.
00:48:28Be nice.
00:48:30Oh. Oh wow!
00:48:42I'm ready!
00:48:56Oh.
00:48:58Ah!
00:49:04Oh.
00:49:06Oh.
00:49:08Oh.
00:49:10Oh.
00:49:12Oh.
00:49:18Stop is not the safety.
00:49:26What the?
00:49:30Oh.
00:49:42Hey!
00:49:48Oh.
00:49:56Oh.
00:50:06Oh.
00:50:08Thank you.
00:50:22Wow.
00:50:24I like it.
00:50:28Oh.
00:50:30Oh.
00:50:32Oh.
00:50:34Oh.
00:50:36Oh.
00:50:38Oh.
00:50:40Oh.
00:50:42Oh.
00:50:50Here you go ladies.
00:50:52You all love polishing silverware?
00:50:54Yeah, silverware.
00:50:56Cassie, you look normal.
00:50:58I mean, you look great.
00:51:00Actually, you look amazing.
00:51:02Thank you.
00:51:04Welcome.
00:51:06What's going on? You're all acting weird.
00:51:08Is everything alright?
00:51:10Just feeling the love, Ryan.
00:51:12We're great.
00:51:14Happy.
00:51:16Well good. It'll be a good day then.
00:51:18I'll tell you what.
00:51:20Let's all commemorate
00:51:22the day that you were happy at work, huh?
00:51:24Team selfie! Everybody, team selfie that.
00:51:26None of you are smiling. Are you serious?
00:51:28You guys are so self-absorbed with taking
00:51:30pictures on the internet, you guys can't take one?
00:51:32Well, I guess I took it with my thumb anyways.
00:51:34Does anybody know where Bunny is?
00:51:36Oh, I think she called in sick.
00:51:38She said something about doing
00:51:40some dance routine for the muscle.
00:51:42Yeah.
00:51:44The love muscle.
00:51:46The love muscle.
00:51:48We all been gross.
00:51:50Hey, you wanna cheer?
00:51:52Actually, I think I'm gonna stand.
00:51:54I think I'm gonna stand
00:51:56for the next couple days, guys.
00:52:00Wow.
00:52:02Lucky.
00:52:18Wow.
00:52:48Well, last night
00:52:50was another crazy night.
00:52:52Oh yeah.
00:52:54And this morning.
00:52:56Yeah.
00:52:58And most of the day today.
00:53:00Yeah.
00:53:02I wish our ghost could leave the house
00:53:04and go with us everywhere.
00:53:06I'm actually kind of glad it doesn't.
00:53:08Oh.
00:53:10Hey, since it can't leave,
00:53:12how do you think our insatiable
00:53:14spirit is doing?
00:53:16How do you think our insatiable
00:53:18spirit would feel about us having
00:53:20some friends over?
00:53:22Looks like that's a yes.
00:53:24You know,
00:53:26we actually have a lot of hot single friends.
00:53:28What if we invited them
00:53:30over?
00:53:32We could have a barbecue.
00:53:36Or a movie night.
00:53:38Pool party.
00:53:42Yeah.
00:53:44Pool party and then a naughty
00:53:46slumber party.
00:54:14Where is that naughty ghost?
00:54:16She is going to get it.
00:54:18Oh yeah.
00:54:20Here I come, girls.
00:54:36So, where is this ghost you told us about?
00:54:38Where's the ghost?
00:54:40Wait for it.
00:54:44Oh.
00:55:02Let's not do this
00:55:04again.
00:55:06Yeah.
00:55:08I mean, at least not until Tuesday.
00:55:14Yeah.
00:55:44Oh.
00:56:14See you later, Dawn.
00:56:16Bye, girls.
00:56:18Thanks. It was another great party.
00:56:20Thank you.
00:56:22See you in the next one.
00:56:28I need a slumber
00:56:30party break.
00:56:32I'm exhausted.
00:56:34Hey, you guys.
00:56:36What's this?
00:56:38Oh.
00:56:40Oh.
00:56:42What's this?
00:56:48Is it corn?
00:56:50Yeah. It's mine.
00:56:52Dale gave it to me.
00:56:54It's like an inside joke.
00:56:56I don't know why
00:56:58he gives me stuff like this.
00:57:12Oh.
00:57:42Oh.
00:57:44Oh.
00:57:46Oh.
00:57:48Oh.
00:57:50Oh.
00:57:52Oh.
00:57:54Oh.
00:57:56Oh.
00:57:58Oh.
00:58:00Oh.
00:58:02Oh.
00:58:04Oh.
00:58:06Oh.
00:58:08Oh.
00:58:10Oh.
00:58:12Oh.
00:58:14Oh.
00:58:16Oh.
00:58:18Oh.
00:58:20Oh.
00:58:22Oh.
00:58:24Oh.
00:58:26Oh.
00:58:28Oh.
00:58:30Oh.
00:58:32Oh.
00:58:34Oh.
00:58:36Oh.
00:58:38Oh.
00:58:40Oh.
00:58:42Oh.
00:58:44Oh.
00:58:46Oh.
00:58:48Oh.
00:58:50Oh.
00:58:52Oh.
00:58:54Oh.
00:58:56Oh.
00:58:58Oh.
00:59:00Oh.
00:59:02Oh.
00:59:04Oh.
00:59:06Oh.
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00:59:12Oh.
00:59:14Oh.
00:59:16Oh.
00:59:18Oh.
00:59:20Oh.
00:59:22Oh.
00:59:24Oh.
00:59:26Oh.
00:59:28Oh.
00:59:30Oh.
00:59:32Oh.
00:59:34Oh.
00:59:36Oh.
00:59:38Oh.
00:59:40Oh.
00:59:42Oh.
00:59:44Oh.
00:59:46Oh.
00:59:48Oh.
00:59:50Oh.
00:59:52Oh.
00:59:54Oh.
00:59:56Oh.
00:59:58Oh.
01:00:00Oh.
01:00:03If I hear one more nasty comment come out of your burrito hole,
01:00:06I'm gonna start translating everything you say.
01:00:09Got it?
01:00:11Got it?
01:00:13Si.
01:00:15Good.
01:00:23Hi.
01:00:24Hi, girls.
01:00:28Good night.
01:00:32What's wrong, Em?
01:00:33Oh, nothing. It's just my mom.
01:00:36She keeps bugging me about getting married and having babies.
01:00:40Isn't that what you want?
01:00:41Oh, well, it was. And then it wasn't.
01:00:47Because of the ghost?
01:00:48Yes. And then, the other day, I saw this family in the park and they were with their baby and their dog.
01:00:56And they just looked so happy.
01:00:59And now I don't know what I want.
01:01:01But what about your plan?
01:01:04I think I have a new plan.
01:01:07Be happy?
01:01:09I love it.
01:01:10What about you, Brandy?
01:01:12Same plan. More pain.
01:01:16What is it with you and pain?
01:01:19Pain's the only thing...
01:01:26Pain's the only thing that's ever made me feel loved.
01:01:32At least it used to.
01:01:36Well, pretty soon it's not going to matter anyways.
01:01:40Once the house is sold, we'll all have to give up the ghost.
01:01:44Whoa! I don't think I'm ready for that one.
01:01:46Yeah, that's my problem. I want it all.
01:01:49I want the husband and the babies and the ghost.
01:01:54Do you really think you can have it all?
01:01:56Yes.
01:02:01Maybe.
01:02:03I don't know.
01:02:05But I think I'm going to find out.
01:02:07I have a date with Dale tonight.
01:02:09What?!
01:02:10That's so weird.
01:02:11I have a date with Ryan tonight.
01:02:12What?!
01:02:14You two timing little whores.
01:02:16I can't believe you're cheating on our ghost.
01:02:18Oh, it's not really cheating if it's a ghost.
01:02:22I mean, it's not really real.
01:02:25Right?
01:02:26I'll tell you what the real problem is, you guys.
01:02:28What's going to happen when, let's say, the ghost finds out?
01:02:31Okay, well, we will cross that bridge when we get there.
01:02:35Look, the ghost will just have to understand that there are some needs even it can't fulfill.
01:02:42Yeah, and what if it doesn't?
01:02:44Brandy, relax.
01:02:47It loves us.
01:02:48Yeah, it would never hurt us.
01:02:51Really? Never hurt us?
01:02:54Huh?
01:02:56Oh my god!
01:02:59How about to my ass?
01:03:13Oh.
01:03:15Um, hon, I'm actually not into that right now.
01:03:19Do you think we could just have a quiet night?
01:03:21In? Just us?
01:03:25Hi.
01:03:26Hi.
01:03:27How was your date?
01:03:28It was amazing.
01:03:29How was yours?
01:03:30It was so good.
01:03:32Good.
01:03:34Okay, let's go.
01:03:54Okay.
01:04:05Alright, well, I'm going to get some sleep.
01:04:10Yeah, me too.
01:04:13Good night.
01:04:15Night.
01:04:25Not tonight. Maybe tomorrow.
01:04:47No, not tonight.
01:04:54No.
01:05:16Ow!
01:05:18Ow!
01:05:22Why is it being such a dick?
01:05:25Let's get out of here.
01:05:28Yeah, maybe we'll come back when you stop acting like such a jerk.
01:05:37Asshole!
01:05:39What the hell is wrong with him?
01:05:41I'm beginning to think our ghost only wants things its way.
01:05:44So much for double dating. Looks like you two are going to have to ditch Dale and Ryan.
01:05:48No!
01:05:49I don't think I can do that.
01:06:08Do you think it's...
01:06:09I don't know.
01:06:16That was the ghost.
01:06:17Oh, great! The ghost can leave the house.
01:06:21What does that mean?
01:06:22It means it can follow us anywhere.
01:06:25Anywhere?
01:06:27Forever.
01:06:28This is bad.
01:06:30The house is going to be sold anyhow. Let's just leave.
01:06:32And be looking over our shoulders wherever we go?
01:06:35You guys do not know what this ghost is capable of.
01:06:39I feel terrible. I put us all at risk.
01:06:43Amber, it's not your fault.
01:06:45Look, after work tonight, I'm going to come have a talk with our ghost.
01:06:49We should be there together.
01:06:50I don't know.
01:06:51No, Cassie's right. We should all be here.
01:06:56Come on, let's go.
01:07:01Hey, done.
01:07:02Yeah.
01:07:03Don't give me any more tables tonight.
01:07:05Okay.
01:07:06I have to take care of something.
01:07:07No problem.
01:07:17Hey, Cass. Have you seen Amber?
01:07:19I thought she was with you.
01:07:21I think she went home to take care of something.
01:07:23Oh, no.
01:07:24She went back to the house.
01:07:28What's up?
01:07:29Amber went to the house to break up with the ghost.
01:07:31What?
01:07:32We gotta get over there.
01:07:33We can take my car.
01:07:34All right, let's go.
01:07:35What's going on?
01:07:36Oh, Bunny, you get all the tables. We'll be right back.
01:07:39Oh, hell no!
01:08:03Okay.
01:08:20Bunny and Cassie aren't coming.
01:08:23Come on, man. Can't we go any faster?
01:08:25Why don't we even take your car?
01:08:26Mine was closer.
01:08:27They're like two spaces. I have an SUV, too.
01:08:29Just please go faster!
01:08:33Look, I...
01:08:35I really want you to know how much we've enjoyed our time with you.
01:08:38But...
01:08:42My mom's selling the property.
01:08:44And...
01:08:46I don't know.
01:08:47I don't know.
01:08:48I don't know.
01:08:49I don't know.
01:08:50I don't know.
01:08:51I don't know.
01:08:54I think it's just time that we move out and move on.
01:09:07Please don't be like this.
01:09:10You're going like 20 miles an hour, Lawrence.
01:09:12My grandma could drive faster than this.
01:09:14That's what the speed limit is.
01:09:15Be a man!
01:09:16Yeah, it's the speed limit when kids are in the area.
01:09:19There's no kids here.
01:09:21I am not getting a citation.
01:09:40You're scaring me.
01:09:43Stop.
01:09:44Stop.
01:10:08This is not the way I go.
01:10:10There's like a shortcut, right?
01:10:12No, he's got it.
01:10:13Just go faster.
01:10:14Just hurry.
01:10:27I know it's hard, but we have to let each other go.
01:10:36Is that fast enough?
01:10:38Please stop.
01:10:39Stop.
01:10:42You're hurting me.
01:10:48No, you're not a monster.
01:11:09I'll always love you.
01:11:40Amber!
01:11:41Are you okay?
01:11:43Yeah.
01:11:44Good.
01:11:45Yeah, everything's okay.
01:11:47Okay.
01:11:51Amber!
01:11:52Are you okay?
01:11:53What happened?
01:11:54Why did you come here alone?
01:11:55It's fine.
01:11:57Everything's good.
01:11:58Really?
01:12:01Well, pretty good.
01:12:05Yeah, get my bag.
01:12:06It's the red one on top.
01:12:07Yeah, okay.
01:12:10Come on.
01:12:11Dale, can you help me with my bags?
01:12:14Thanks.
01:12:37You're welcome.
01:13:08Hit it.
01:13:09No.
01:13:10That's not a good one.
01:13:11Do it again.
01:13:12There you go.
01:13:16Hey, Brandy.
01:13:17I've been meaning to ask you.
01:13:19Do you want to go out sometime?
01:13:21No.
01:13:24Oh.
01:13:26You're serious?
01:13:28Okay.
01:13:31How exactly does this part work?
01:13:33Well, I was thinking we could go to a movie
01:13:36and maybe afterwards get some ice cream.
01:13:40What's your favorite flavor?
01:13:41Vanilla?
01:13:43No way.
01:13:44Oh.
01:13:46It's French vanilla.
01:13:49Lawrence, you're a wild man.
01:13:53I get that sometimes.
01:13:55Who wants fresh baked cookies?
01:13:58Over here.
01:13:59Over here, my guy.
01:14:00Thank you.
01:14:01Screw my guy.
01:14:03Oh, great news.
01:14:04The house closed today.
01:14:06Hey.
01:14:08Wow, that was fast.
01:14:15Hey, Lolly.
01:14:18Dawn.
01:14:19Hi.
01:14:21Congratulations.
01:14:22Thank you.
01:14:24You know, this is the first haunted house I've ever sold.
01:14:26Are you scared?
01:14:28Oh, come on.
01:14:29Scared of a ghost?
01:14:30That's the worst that can happen.
01:14:33I'll invite you to my housewarming party.
01:14:35It's going to be a mind blower.
01:14:37You better.
01:14:38I will.
01:14:39Bye.
01:14:41Let the beatings begin.
01:14:45Where's Bunny?
01:14:46Oh, I left her in charge of the restaurant.
01:14:49Head and booty.
01:14:50On what she wants to be called.
01:14:56Hey, we're here for the bingo race.
01:14:58Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
01:15:00If it isn't my two favorite docs.
01:15:03And I've got the keys to the supply closet.
01:15:06Follow me.
01:15:11Excuse me.
01:15:13Yes?
01:15:14Table for two, please.
01:15:15We're fully booked.
01:15:28Hey, let me see that.
01:15:30Mom, so this was the love of Aunt Catherine's life?
01:15:35Oh, no, honey.
01:15:36I'm so sorry.
01:15:37I just didn't know how to tell you.
01:15:39It was her.
01:15:40Aunt Catherine was a lesbian.
01:15:43What you're really trying to do is spray.
01:15:45It's just a little water.
01:15:46We want more spray.
01:15:48That's it.
01:15:49That's too much bread.
01:15:51That's it.
01:15:53You're like little whales.
01:15:54Just misting.
01:15:57We didn't try to make sure you were anything.
01:15:58Just misting.
01:16:00Just misting.
01:16:02Just misting.
01:16:04You just mist it.
01:16:06Just mist it.
01:16:07Just mist it.
01:16:09Just mist it.
01:16:10One of my favorite quotes of all time is, we are the world.
01:16:27I...
01:16:28Hey, what's up, buddy?
01:16:29How's it going?
01:16:30Hello, Oscar.
01:16:31This could be your breakthrough role, Rob.
01:16:50Like is she that messy?
01:16:51I know.
01:16:52Did you want all that mess?
01:16:53Is it like just to like fill space?
01:16:54I do.
01:16:55Yeah.
01:16:56I've lived with girls that were just like that.
01:16:57I see what you mean.
01:16:58My ex-wife was like that.
01:16:59Trust me, all my sisters were like that.
01:17:09My rice poops.
01:17:10Oh, these are rice?
01:17:11My cotton rice.
01:17:12I have brown rice and I have white rice.
01:17:13Oh, yeah.
01:17:14Yeah, let's try this.
01:17:15Oh, there we go.
01:17:16Oh my God, what the hell, I don't want to die!
01:17:45The house is alive, the house is alive, what the fuck is going on?
01:18:04Action.
01:18:05Okay, again, let's do it again.
01:18:06One, two, three, go.
01:18:07Okay, one more time.
01:18:08What am I doing?
01:18:09No, you're doing fine.
01:18:10It's just a tiny thing.
01:18:11Oh, okay.
01:18:12This is called the egg-sit.
01:18:28Spit into a burp.
01:18:29Hold on, retake it.
01:18:30You're welcome.
01:18:31He's really good.
01:18:32Can't do that one, guys, sorry.
01:18:34What?
01:18:35What?
01:18:36What?
01:18:37What?
01:18:38What?
01:18:39What?
01:18:40What?
01:18:41What?
01:18:42What?
01:18:43What?
01:18:44What?
01:18:45What?
01:18:46What?
01:18:47What?
01:18:48What?
01:18:49What?
01:18:50What?
01:18:51What?
01:18:52What?
01:18:53What?
01:18:54What?
01:18:55What?
01:18:56What?
01:18:57What?
01:18:58What?
01:18:59What?
01:19:00What?
01:19:01What?
01:19:02What?
01:19:03What?
01:19:04Oh my god, that's so cute girl.
01:19:05Oh, that's so cute.
01:19:06I love your cat eyes.
01:19:07Let me give you a kissy.
01:19:08Oh, kissy.
01:19:09Mwah.
01:19:10Ah, shit.
01:19:11I just broke a nail.
01:19:12Sorry.
01:19:13Hold on.
01:19:14Ah.
01:19:15What was that?
01:19:29I need her in another outfit, and this is when she's jogging.
01:19:36So you have some big driving, acting moves planned for us today?
01:19:48Yeah, I've been working on my donut holes, and I'm a professional drifter.
01:19:53Awesome.
01:19:54I just drift through life.
01:19:59We're like a couple of gag surgeons.
01:20:10Two, one.
01:20:12Oh, he missed it.
01:20:23You know nothing about me is real.
01:20:26There's other lines that I don't pay attention to.
01:20:41Can you put this back together for us really quick?
01:20:43You've already glued this one, and it's broken again.
01:20:45And then this part right here needs something, and I'm going to try and return it for $10.99.
01:20:57Why are you being so mean?
01:21:04What's my fucking line?
01:21:06Okay, stop.
01:21:07Shit.
01:21:08Stop.
01:21:26Look at that.
01:21:32That way your wrist aren't as bruised.
01:21:34Let's see if you can get out of those.
01:21:35See how hard it is to get out of them.
01:21:37Okay.
01:21:38Houdini.
01:21:39Wow, that's pretty amazing.
01:21:41Hey, she knows who Houdini is.
01:21:53We lost the bone.
01:21:54Oh my god.
01:21:55Oh no.
01:22:02Captain Morgan.
01:22:03Captain of the ship.
01:22:04Gale Morgan.
01:22:05What is my last name?
01:22:06What?
01:22:07It's not a well thought out script.
01:22:09We didn't go that deep.
01:22:18Pussy.
01:22:19It's okay.
01:22:20It's alright.
01:22:21It's alright.
01:22:22I don't like her.
01:22:23Cut.
01:22:24It's alright.
01:22:25It's alright.
01:22:26She reminds me of mom.
01:22:41Move right, squirt left.
01:22:42There you go.
01:22:43Now turn this way.
01:22:44Now pee towards us.
01:22:45There you go.
01:22:47I love my penis.
01:22:49I love it.
01:22:50Rumors are you'd love it too.
01:23:00Sex with a ghost.
01:23:02I wish.
01:23:03That is the most ridiculous.
01:23:06Woo.
01:23:07Ah.
01:23:08I wish.
01:23:09I wish.
01:23:10I wish.
01:23:11I wish.
01:23:12I wish.
01:23:13I wish.
01:23:14I wish.
01:23:16That was weird.
01:23:19Oh.
01:23:21Oh.
01:23:24Oh, I feel a sequel coming on.
01:23:28Oh.
01:23:29I can't wait.
01:23:30I want it now.
01:23:45Oh.
01:23:46Oh.
01:23:47Oh.
01:23:48Oh.
01:23:49Oh.
01:23:50Oh.
01:23:51Oh.
01:23:52Oh.
01:23:53Oh.
01:23:54Oh.
01:23:55Oh.
01:23:56Oh.
01:23:57Oh.
01:23:58Oh.
01:23:59Oh.
01:24:00Oh.
01:24:01Oh.
01:24:02Oh.
01:24:03Oh.
01:24:04Oh.
01:24:05Oh.
01:24:06Oh.
01:24:07Oh.
01:24:08Oh.
01:24:09Oh.
01:24:10Oh.
01:24:11Oh.
01:24:12Oh.
01:24:13Oh.