Synopsis When Chris and Andy order a gorgeous model from an escort service, they find that something is unnaturally wrong with Natasha, deadly wrong.
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00:00:00You
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00:01:44What please keep your music down I
00:01:47Swear Shannon is going to leave me with all this loud music. You keep playing. I'll give it down
00:01:54Listen I know I said you could live here. You're my best friend
00:01:59But you're really affecting my life
00:02:03I'll get it. You're a girl want space. I'll just find someone's garage. It's no big thing
00:02:11Listen Shannon is not just any chick. Don't be afraid to lose her man, and if you do so what
00:02:20She'll be back. You have a good thing going here
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00:02:26Grandmother left your house
00:02:28She didn't really know how to decorate that well, but that's why I'm here
00:02:32Just relax dude. It's gonna be all right
00:02:35Chris
00:02:36You'll never change
00:02:53Hmm
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00:03:43Chris what the fuck
00:03:45Really and right now
00:03:48You know Shannon's coming home in like 15 minutes, and she hates you and you're destroying our relationship
00:03:54Come on. You know when I said you could live here. I didn't mean like this
00:03:59Andy these are my friends
00:04:08These friends before
00:04:11That doesn't make him any less friends, okay, how do you know them? They're my friends
00:04:17Get in the pool
00:04:28It's not an insult
00:04:32You can have Cindy over your candy
00:04:36You don't even know your friends names Chris, how do you know what her name is my name is Chrissy
00:04:45Candy's a lot different than Chrissy Chris
00:04:48She's she tastes like candy
00:04:53No no no no no stop it guys you can't do this right now
00:05:11Shannon's gonna be so mad at me
00:05:17I love you
00:05:21Yeah
00:05:28What the fuck is this
00:05:31strippers
00:05:32You you you and you get the fuck out of here
00:05:37So sorry guys
00:05:39Did you just did you just apologize to them?
00:05:43Yes
00:05:45Andy I would expect better from you. I can't believe this shit
00:05:49Shane I try to get them out of here as soon as I oh really you mean like I just did
00:05:58No
00:06:00You let Chris run your fucking life, and you always put him first before me I'd
00:06:04Never be able to party in this house like he does I just can't fucking believe this
00:06:10I've had it Andy. I'm not living in a house that has strippers and hookers in it. It's me or him
00:06:19Shannon you know it's you of course. You know what it's too late Andy. I can't take this anymore
00:06:27Come on Shannon don't touch me. Why do you have to be such a bitch?
00:06:40Shannon the fuck
00:06:43Shannon don't do this. Don't go. Please don't do this to me
00:06:48Listen I'll kick Chris out. We can have this whole place together
00:06:53Please don't do this
00:06:55Shannon
00:06:57Please
00:07:00Sorry Andy
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00:07:40Buddy I
00:07:42Heard you guys
00:07:45I'm sorry you lost her I
00:07:49Processed pain a little differently than you but
00:07:53So I know I'm probably not much use just go away Chris I
00:08:01Just want to lay here like an atom or a molecule I can't be anything else
00:08:10The spring will come
00:08:14All right
00:08:16I'll check in you later
00:08:20Walls look good
00:08:24Yeah, you're fucking painting is impeccable we live in hell now literally
00:08:35Let's order some food then
00:08:39I
00:09:09I
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00:09:47Don't want to do this
00:09:50Fuck you
00:09:54Gotta take a whiz man
00:09:57Fuck are you doing?
00:09:58The fuck man you didn't take any of those. Did you did you take those?
00:10:04Did you know look at me? Did you take those? Oh, I didn't
00:10:08Okay, good cuz that's boner medication, bro
00:10:13You had a boner for a long time
00:10:16Shit man
00:10:19Come on
00:10:20I don't want to go to your room. Let's go. I sleep. I want to show you something. Let's go. Come on
00:10:26You don't like this
00:10:31Listen man, I've been thinking about your situation and I got something to show you
00:10:36This my friend is the doll
00:10:40Hot chicks hot Russian chicks
00:10:45This is what you do all day in here
00:10:47Yeah, look at mail-order brides. Yeah, sort of
00:10:51like an escort or a pro ho
00:10:55They come for a week and you get to try them out and
00:11:00It'll be fun and it'll make Shannon jealous
00:11:06I
00:11:07Really? Yeah
00:11:10Yeah chicks dude, they can't fucking handle when a guy upgrades to a better model and this my friend is a much better model
00:11:21You know what
00:11:24It's not bad. Yeah
00:11:26If she sees me with one of these girls
00:11:28She might come back
00:11:30Yeah, I wish I had that idea
00:11:33Okay, I mean look yeah
00:11:37Watch your feet motherfucker. Oh
00:11:40Yes, she's hot. She's definitely huh? Yeah, I would say so
00:11:44Give me your card
00:11:46Why mine?
00:11:47Because I don't have a bank account
00:11:50Come on
00:11:56How are you gonna really do this
00:11:58What kind of guys order escorts all guys were escorts give me a part
00:12:05And I need your phone well
00:12:11Let's be good for now, right just a number
00:12:28I'd like to order one of your girls that whoa. Yeah. No the dolls
00:12:33Okay
00:12:36For a week
00:12:39I'll pick her up. Yeah a week this guy a big accent. I can't understand what he says
00:12:48Great I
00:12:51Can just text you the information right on the card text me the address
00:12:56Fantastic. All right. Thanks
00:12:59You
00:13:05Chris how much was she just a second didn't
00:13:14You were almost complete
00:13:19perfect
00:13:21made from beautiful human parts
00:13:25We now have to retrieve your soul
00:13:45Now you can kill
00:13:49So she wrote my friend take your shit and we gotta get ready she's gonna be here tonight, let's go
00:13:55Dude, I gotta get ready man. Come on
00:13:59Mail order rush
00:14:26You
00:14:39Shannon
00:14:49Hello
00:14:52Ah, please come in
00:15:10Engine yes, just give me a second
00:15:22Open up
00:15:24But up
00:15:29Dude she's here and she's unreal. You have to see this
00:15:37Show time
00:15:42Oh
00:15:44My oh my freaking god we hit the jackpot
00:15:52Mm-hmm. I'm Chris. How are you? Let me get your bags
00:16:04Andy where are we gonna put her?
00:16:13Attic yeah, we put it we put in the attic right? Yeah. Yeah, I guess yeah
00:16:19This way this way
00:16:27Just up upstairs
00:16:35I'll catch you. Don't worry
00:16:48You
00:16:50You
00:17:15Do you need anything water is the temperature? All right
00:17:21Okay, so we'll see you in the morning
00:17:29Okay, all right, we'll see you in the morning
00:17:50You
00:18:08Dude I can't believe you put her in the attic
00:18:11It's classic. What's wrong with the attic your grandmother's shits up there
00:18:17Covered in dust dude, you know, I promised her I would a movie. She'll be all right. I
00:18:21Gotta go to bed go to bed
00:18:25You want to go to bed right now, what would you do with her? What's the plan?
00:18:29Dude, calm down. Go take a shower and jerk off and we'll deal with it in the morning
00:18:34Yeah, yeah
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00:19:16Sasha are you doing in here? Oh
00:19:24Are you okay? Come on, let's uh, let's get you out of here. Let's get you to bed. Come on
00:19:31Oh
00:19:42Are you sure I can't get you anything to drink water snacks
00:19:51You'll be all right get a good night's sleep here
00:20:01You
00:20:31You
00:21:01You
00:21:31You
00:22:01You
00:22:31You
00:23:01You
00:23:31You
00:24:02You
00:24:05Hey
00:24:07Are you okay?
00:24:09Chris told me that I should come over and drop something off and I wanted to know if
00:24:16Is everything all right
00:24:31I
00:25:01I
00:25:31Natasha put you back in bed
00:26:01You
00:26:27Well, hello good-looking I'm Ron
00:26:32I'm looking for Chris. It's about one of my girls
00:26:36You see Chris likes to order my girls
00:26:39But then he doesn't pay for him because all of his credit cards get declined. It's hurting my business
00:26:47What do you work for oh, let me guess Guido another dishonest little snake he owes me money also
00:26:54I
00:26:56Tell you what
00:26:57Do me a favor if you run into Maritza and you will because she works here
00:27:03She shouldn't but she does if you run into her just say that I if she had stuck with me and hadn't left
00:27:10She'd be making twice the money. She's making right now
00:27:13Please tell her okay. But anyway here
00:27:18Make sure Chris knows I got to get ahold of him. Okay? Oh
00:27:21Oh
00:27:23For God's sakes you don't even speak English. Oh, that was a great waste of time
00:27:30Well, if any girls want to get ahold of me and they should yeah keep it
00:27:51Oh
00:28:03Something wrong with Natasha, she isn't what are you talking about? She did some weird things last night
00:28:12She's been here one night
00:28:15You talking about?
00:28:17She got a shower with me
00:28:19So it's a good thing with your clothes on
00:28:31I was sleeping last night. I woke up and she was banging her head against the wall
00:28:39You better go in to get some what there's that it's only 7 in the morning
00:28:49Oh
00:28:56Shannon what the hell is she doing here?
00:29:03Okay, Chris
00:29:06I
00:29:15My mom's douchebag boyfriend's back and I can't stand him. He's drunk all the time
00:29:22And he hits on me. I
00:29:25Need to stay here
00:29:28I know things are weird between us and maybe I acted to be silly
00:29:43Shut up Chris
00:29:49Andy I really need to talk afterwards. Okay
00:29:57Oh
00:30:02Chris I really don't want any shit from you. Okay
00:30:18Oh shit
00:30:22Okay
00:30:24Okay, okay we need to hide her before Shannon gets out of the shower, you know, I think you should introduce him
00:30:29No, that is a terrible idea. We're not doing that. You can explain to your girlfriend when you have a mail-order whore here. No
00:30:35I'm doing that. Oh, yeah
00:30:39Where should we put her the attic I
00:30:42Wasn't a good idea. She you know, she was walking around the attic all last night
00:30:48Okay
00:30:50Let's just do this
00:30:54Do you want to take her? Yeah, I'll lead the way the way the way this way
00:31:02Right this way
00:31:14It's this way
00:31:25I
00:31:30Tasha
00:31:34Natasha is there anything that you'd like to do while we're gone need
00:31:42What
00:31:45Must be
00:31:52Here
00:32:01Do you anything to eat
00:32:03Eggs coffee, how do you take your coffee black?
00:32:10Black it is
00:32:14I
00:32:32Was weird right? There's just gonna be a language barrier something. Yeah, it's got me
00:32:37So
00:32:39Something okay up there, right? No, she's it's gotta be a language barrier
00:32:47What are you guys doing nothing we were just talking Chris is gonna make some eggs and coffee
00:32:56Weird he never cooks he's going to culinary art school
00:33:00Yeah, it's true
00:33:02Yeah, right. He just says that just stay here
00:33:07You know, I'm gonna go take a nap I'm really tired and we can talk later. Okay. Sure. No problem
00:33:15I've gotta go to work anyway
00:33:24Sweet dreams
00:33:26Hey, I don't know why you let her treat you like that. She's such a bitch. Please stop calling my girlfriend a bitch
00:33:31You're lost cause man
00:33:34Listen I'm out of work now. Can you hold down the fort while I'm gone?
00:33:38Take care of Natasha check on Shannon
00:33:41Make sure she doesn't find her
00:33:43Okay, dude. Yeah, you got it. I got it. Go to work
00:33:49Yeah, okay
00:34:03I
00:34:33I
00:35:03I
00:35:33Oh
00:35:55Tasha it's some eggs
00:36:03I
00:36:33I
00:36:40Just come to check on you
00:36:42Any told me to
00:36:45What are you doing up there?
00:36:47sorting stuff
00:36:51Okay, well I'm fine good I'm glad
00:36:55You okay, you're sweating I was just making eggs
00:37:00Okay
00:37:03I'm really sorry if I'm hard on you. Sometimes it's only to protect Andy. Okay
00:37:33I
00:38:03I
00:38:21Tasha
00:38:34Oh my god
00:38:38Are you okay?
00:38:51Okay, okay, I'll I'll check on you later that all right
00:38:59Okay
00:39:03I
00:39:33Oh
00:39:44Sure, what time is it?
00:39:59Hey
00:40:02Where's Chris, I don't know. I haven't seen him all day. Maybe in his room sleeping. He hasn't been out all day
00:40:23Why are you sleeping?
00:40:25I
00:40:28Was tired
00:40:30I'm good. No, don't worry
00:40:33I'll take Natasha some food in an hour. It's after dark now. This is getting crazy. She's not an animal
00:40:39So we have to get rid of her. Okay, Shannon is in the next room watching movie
00:40:44It's only a matter of time before she sees Natasha
00:40:48I'll call that number to come and get her. Okay?
00:40:55I
00:40:59Smell it's good in here. What are you cooking?
00:41:05It's Chris making something
00:41:09What you watching
00:41:12What you didn't come there have you seen it? Oh, I've seen this movie this is where
00:41:17the couple goes to a creepy ass haunted house and
00:41:22There's an old dude there
00:41:24Who scares the shit out of them and there's aliens at the end, I just I think I just gave it away
00:41:33Yeah, I've seen it it's scary, I don't know why you like watching movies scary because
00:41:39At night too and by yourself
00:41:42Okay
00:41:47How was work it's good
00:41:50Much better now
00:42:21I
00:42:32Swear I saw something over there
00:42:37What was it
00:42:41Someone a woman I think
00:42:44I
00:42:46Said
00:42:47I'm sure it was nothing
00:42:49We both had a lot of drink today
00:42:51It's been a long day
00:42:53I'll put you to bed. Come on. Let's go to bed
00:43:00Yeah
00:43:13I
00:43:37Saw something I'm sure it was nothing
00:43:44I
00:43:51Where are you going? I'll be right back. No, don't leave. I have to go check on something, please Andy. Can you just lay with me?
00:44:01Okay
00:44:13Oh
00:44:25God you're such a whore. I love it
00:44:28Yeah, no, just yeah. Yeah, that sounds that sounds real good. Just
00:44:32Just get over here. Would you I?
00:44:35Yeah, yeah
00:44:37Yeah, you'll just call me when you get here, okay, right
00:44:43Fuck women
00:45:13I
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00:50:00Fucking shit is this
00:50:13I
00:50:43I
00:51:13I
00:51:15I
00:51:45I
00:52:15Mmm, this is so nice. They seem cold. Come here, baby. I'll warm you up
00:52:46Hmm what's wrong? It's kind of creepy out here. Do you want to go? No
00:52:58Let's go in the back of Chris's Mercedes. Hmm. Okay
00:53:15You
00:53:40Let's take this down
00:53:45Do you think we should go get Chris? Mmm, I'll find us eventually. You're right. Let's fuck with them
00:54:15I
00:54:46I
00:55:05Dirty boy, I want to take off this dirty shirt
00:55:15I have to punish you. Oh, please. Yeah. Yeah
00:55:21You're a good boy
00:55:24I think you're a good boy. You know, good boys
00:55:34I don't want to jinx it. Oh, do you have a bathroom? Take your pants off. Take your pants off
00:55:45I
00:56:15I
00:56:23Fuck
00:56:45I
00:57:15I
00:57:41Listen where are you?
00:57:46Oh
00:57:57Leslie
00:58:04Say you
00:58:15Hey
00:58:19Hey, what's up? What the fuck's the matter? What's going on? What's happening Natasha killed Leslie?
00:58:32The fuck you talking about found her in the attic dude stab. Oh my god. Oh shit. Oh shit
00:58:40Okay
00:58:41Chris I
00:58:43Gotta call 9-1-1. I'm gonna fucking call 9-1-1 right now
00:58:48Yeah, we got a fucking report this right now, yeah, we gotta be fucking call that I have a record, dude
00:58:56Huh
00:58:57What's that?
00:58:59The fucking number you got off the website
00:59:02You got the number from the website, right? Yeah, you're right
00:59:06Fucking number right now
00:59:08Oh
00:59:12Hi, yes, um, we we got a girl from you and
00:59:17She's something happened and we need you to come and get her now. Do you understand?
00:59:24Come and get her now till now and fucking pick her up now what they say they're coming. Yeah, how long is it gonna take?
00:59:33That's all that that's all I said
00:59:38About Shannon
00:59:41What oh my god, okay, what the fuck
00:59:47Fuck
00:59:51Come to the fucking door
01:00:01The fuck we gotta do right now
01:00:03Oh
01:00:07Shit fucks Chris, we're so fucked right now
01:00:13Call that number back on the fucking number back right now call the number back
01:00:17We got to take care of this ourselves awesome we fucking call right now show me someone fucking us we can call
01:00:33I
01:01:01Stand back
01:01:03I
01:01:15Know it was a woman. I saw the other night. I wasn't crazy
01:01:18Why would you go in there because I guess I kept hearing strange noises
01:01:21So I went there to see if that's where they were coming from, but that's not the point
01:01:24I found these papers and will you please tell me what the fuck this is?
01:01:33Oh
01:01:36My god
01:01:39This is a pentagram says
01:01:43Shannon Chris
01:01:46Andy
01:01:49It's a it's a picture of Natasha the doll oh
01:01:57Guys look at this
01:02:03I
01:02:12Made you do it. What did you guys do?
01:02:18Why is there a woman in the attic he ordered if you order her for me online we could get you back
01:02:25I
01:02:32Just wanted to get you back
01:02:39We knew she was mental all right Chris even called the website you get to call talk to the owner
01:02:44Did you come pick her up? What time did he say he's gonna come get her right Chris?
01:02:48We don't even know if she's gone or not. We don't know if she's still in the fucking house
01:02:52You know what if he's as crazy as she is
01:02:55What are you gonna do that, huh, I'm gonna go find her and I'm gonna fucking take care of it
01:03:25I
01:03:55I
01:04:25I
01:04:34Natasha
01:04:39Where are you?
01:04:44It's time to go home
01:04:55I
01:05:25I
01:05:43Wonder if Chris is okay, I hope so I really hope so
01:05:55Ah
01:06:25Get out of here
01:06:55I
01:07:25I
01:07:55I
01:08:25I
01:08:55It's Chris
01:09:02Don't do this
01:09:25I
01:09:41See you make me proud
01:09:56I
01:10:00Time to go we have another client
01:10:25You