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Gogglebox NZ S1E03 (2024)
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00:00Oh, man!
00:02Oh my god.
00:04This is not a lunch box.
00:06That is a lunch box!
00:08No, this is like a carry bag for your kids.
00:10This isn't that big, eh?
00:12This is big, no, but look at how many compartments there is.
00:14Oh, look, of course she didn't eat her pear.
00:18Of course she didn't eat her banana.
00:20Of course she didn't
00:22eat her fruit cup.
00:24And she didn't eat her yogurt.
00:26And then you open this part.
00:28Yeah!
00:32What was in here?
00:34Butter chicken?
00:44Every evening in New Zealand,
00:46over two million of us
00:48spend the night on the couch in front of the TV.
00:50Who's this one?
00:52He's just a contestant.
00:54We're going behind
00:56closed doors
01:00to find out what Kiwis
01:02thought about what was on TV
01:04in the last seven days.
01:06In the week, our clock
01:08sprung forward.
01:10We saw a bunch of people get married at first sight.
01:12Go for the cheek!
01:16We're introduced to some
01:18killer critters from across the ditch.
01:20Oh, don't look now.
01:22And a home-grown
01:24box office hit premiered on TVNZ2.
01:38Tarun, Praneet,
01:40Jaina and Dylan have been friends for
01:4215 years and flatmates for the last
01:44four. Like gherkin.
01:46I hate gherkins. Do you?
01:48What's wrong with you?
01:50He's scared of gherkin.
02:00On Sunday night, we witnessed
02:02the return of a highly anticipated
02:04social experiment.
02:06It takes a very special person
02:08to get married at first sight.
02:12Oh, it's meth!
02:14Can't wait!
02:16I love this show.
02:18Oh, no, no, no.
02:20This is so awkward.
02:22This is too awkward for me.
02:24I think I need something stronger
02:26than this bloody tea for this.
02:28In the season two premiere,
02:30the team of relationship experts
02:32have matched two very different couples.
02:34I'm particularly excited
02:36and I'd really like to kick this off with looking at
02:38Fraser.
02:40He's got a huge amount of energy.
02:42He's got a really, really strong
02:44extrovert personality.
02:46She's a girl with hoop earrings.
02:48You'd know she's been in some bar fights.
02:50Oh, OK.
02:52So these experts match them out.
02:54Experts, yeah,
02:56but most of them break up.
02:58So how expert are they?
03:00I would 100% call myself
03:02a nerd. And I'm proud of it.
03:04Like, it's who I am.
03:06I know so many good people
03:08either through board games,
03:10video games, card games,
03:12choir.
03:14No, I wouldn't.
03:16Nah, not my flavor.
03:18Wow. Oh, no, I don't like him.
03:20I'm not being offensive here,
03:22am I, in saying it's probably not
03:24massively surprising that he's not found
03:26someone.
03:28Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
03:30The experts
03:32have matched Fraser with school teacher Monique.
03:34He's about to meet her for the very
03:36first time at the altar.
03:38I just really hope he's
03:40just, like, really kind.
03:42As long as he's, like, really kind.
03:54Yes.
03:58That's not the vibe.
04:00Dammit.
04:02Oh, my God.
04:04Idiot.
04:06Oh, you
04:08goober.
04:10You dickhead.
04:12You goober.
04:14The bride you're looking for
04:16is usually in white, just FYI.
04:18Just a slight giveaway. Yeah.
04:20Wedding attire. I'll be the one in white.
04:22Yeah.
04:24Okay, for this next couple, I'd really like
04:26to explore one match in particular.
04:28Can we have a look
04:30at Wayne?
04:34My name's Wayne Anthony McIntosh.
04:36I'm 32 years old from Taranaki.
04:38Yeah, but fam, where's your gun boots?
04:40Where's your gun boots?
04:42I've got work boots on.
04:44Work boots are not for the farm.
04:46Work boots are for suburbia, working around.
04:48You wear the gun boots on the farm.
04:50I'm committing so much of my heart
04:52to the process.
04:54I just hope that someone else is there
04:56committed the same as what I am.
04:58He's going in with his heart. Love it.
05:00So Wayne's type, he's described
05:02being a small, petite blonde
05:04that's usually younger than him.
05:06My name's Ksenia. I'm 33 years old.
05:08I came here from Russia
05:10when I was 18 to New Zealand.
05:12She's not blonde.
05:14I reckon I could be one of those people
05:16that could match,
05:18you know, match couples.
05:20Do you?
05:22Do a better job than these ones.
05:24Do you? Why's that?
05:26Well, they did the last time.
05:28What would you be?
05:30I think I've got a good understanding
05:32of human nature and
05:34people's personalities.
05:38I guess I'm very bubbly.
05:40I laugh a lot.
05:42Like, going to feed the ducks,
05:44which is awesome.
05:46Oh, God.
05:50Okay, no, no, no.
05:52She's a nightmare.
05:54She's a nightmare.
05:58After a rocky start,
06:00Monique and Fraser's wedding is progressing
06:02smoothly.
06:04I now declare you both husband and wife.
06:06You may now kiss your bride and now wife.
06:10Go for the cheek.
06:12Oh!
06:18So cringe.
06:20Yes!
06:22Romance and heart, dear.
06:24You make sure.
06:26I hate this stuff.
06:28He's soft.
06:30He's funny.
06:32I love it.
06:38Meanwhile, the big day has arrived
06:40for Wayne and Ksenia.
06:42Ksenia?
06:44Yes?
06:46So what's your deal, breakers?
06:48If he's bald.
06:52Bald, short with crooked teeth.
06:54Hands off my husband.
06:56He's taken.
07:00I'm absolutely petrified of what's about to happen.
07:02Oh, mate.
07:04I don't like your chances with her.
07:06Alright, mate.
07:08Let's get ready to do it.
07:10What?
07:12He's going to spew.
07:22Oh!
07:24He's shot.
07:26He's in love already.
07:28There's a lot of alarm bells in my head
07:30when you see good-looking people going on this
07:32because you must have a rubbish personality.
07:34Nice to meet you.
07:36Time will tell if sparks are going to fly.
07:38Wait, where are you from?
07:40I'm from Russia.
07:44What was that look?
07:46All will be revealed in the next episode.
07:52Oh, my God!
07:54I don't think you're going to be getting
07:56a whole lot of sweet loving out of her.
07:58I just think he's a fail right from the start.
08:02Of course he is.
08:04He doesn't have gumboots.
08:06And he's from Taranaki.
08:08How many times have I told you
08:10you can learn a lot about a man from his gumboots?
08:12So when we do your Tinder profile,
08:14is the height important for you, Nana?
08:16Not the ultimate.
08:18No?
08:20No.
08:22So really just the brain?
08:24Yeah.
08:32In the news this week,
08:34our Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern,
08:36visited the United Nations General Assembly.
08:38Jacinda Ardern was one of a few world leaders
08:40who managed to keep a straight face
08:42when Donald Trump bragged during his speech.
08:44My administration has accomplished
08:46more than almost any administration.
08:50Even the President chuckled along.
08:54Didn't expect that reaction,
08:56but that's OK.
08:58That's what I like about him, he's humble.
09:00He's very humble, isn't he?
09:02Shut up.
09:04He's a clown, eh?
09:06Like he's an actual clown.
09:08But apart from a quick sideways glance,
09:10our Prime Minister kept her poker face.
09:12Because she doesn't have any emotions.
09:14Who? Jacinda?
09:16Jacinda's beautiful, she has emotions.
09:18She didn't laugh at Trump.
09:20No, she was holding herself back.
09:22She was being professional.
09:24She was being annoying.
09:26Ardern was asked if there was anything
09:28in the speech she agreed with.
09:32No.
09:34She has to think about it.
09:38Baby Neve was also on the sidelines,
09:40also unflinching.
09:42Aw, that's so cool.
09:44She took a Bubblicious with her.
09:46And Gaylord,
09:48she took Gaylord.
09:50The nanny?
09:52Shouldn't the baby be with the nanny?
09:54I mean, why does the baby have to go to a...
09:56That's called the husband, the first man.
09:58I don't understand.
10:00Why isn't the baby just at home,
10:02in the hotel instead of at the UN?
10:04The baby probably doesn't even want to be there.
10:06I don't know.
10:08I'm kind of against you guys on this one.
10:10Why?
10:12Like I said, baby, it can be there.
10:14Why?
10:16It's not causing anyone harm.
10:18What if it's done a poo
10:20and it's agitated?
10:22All the people, they can't go to it.
10:24Go to a family bathroom.
10:26Clark Gayford posted on Instagram
10:28saying,
10:30oh, I wish I could recall
10:32the look on the UN official's face
10:34when they walked in the boardroom
10:36during a nappy change.
10:38The PM straight out of an interview
10:40with CNN big shot Christiane Amanpour.
10:42Most unusual colour
10:44for that trouser suit.
10:46You've done something
10:48quite unprecedented that has gone viral.
10:50You took your little baby Neve
10:52into the General Assembly.
10:54We used to love you like that.
10:56New Zealand's
10:58so-called first man, Clark Gayford,
11:00who's been on Neve duty,
11:02caught the attention of America's first lady.
11:04That's ridiculous.
11:06If you want me to stay at home, Dad,
11:08stay at home.
11:10I feel like the media just really focuses
11:12on this baby point.
11:15A nappy got changed
11:17on the boardroom
11:19table.
11:21I'm quite proud of the fact that they,
11:23with Jacinda,
11:25that they acknowledge
11:27their partner being a house husband.
11:29I really think that's,
11:31you know,
11:33it's quite good for other men out there.
11:35This is a UN General Assembly
11:37like no other.
11:39Is it a bit like how
11:41when we went to Singapore
11:43and we took the kids
11:45and we had a dinner meeting
11:47and they fell asleep in those booth chairs?
11:49It's exactly the same.
11:51So we've actually done what Jacinda prefers anyway.
11:53I feel a bit like the Prime Minister now.
11:55Look, there's food.
11:57There's food in that mouth.
11:59It could be in yours as well.
12:01It is!
12:07So good.
12:09It's so good.
12:11It's so good.
12:13It's so good.
12:15It's so good.
12:17It's so good.
12:19It's so good.
12:21It's so good.
12:24Such a good boy.
12:26Oh yes.
12:28On Sunday, TVNZ 2 premiered
12:30a much-loved Kiwi movie.
12:36Hunt for the wilder people.
12:41It's wilder people, Mum.
12:47Rare footage of the mum,
12:49of the house mum was trying to buy up north.
12:54Gosh, the place could do with a paint.
12:56Couldn't it?
12:58In the film, juvenile delinquent Ricky Baker
13:00is placed in a foster home.
13:02Here I come.
13:04This is Faulkner?
13:06Yes. Bella Faulkner.
13:08Bella Paula Hall from Child Welfare Services.
13:10I could so be that woman.
13:12No sweat.
13:14This is Ricky Baker.
13:16Ricky Baker. Yes.
13:18He's so cute.
13:20Apparently he's a bit of a handful.
13:23We're talking disobedience, stealing,
13:25spitting, running away,
13:27throwing rocks, kicking stuff.
13:29A real bad egg.
13:31Grandpa always called me a bad egg.
13:35Who's that crocodile Dundee guy over there?
13:37Oh, that's my husband, Hector.
13:39Whoa.
13:41He's giving that pig a piggyback.
13:43Oh no, it's George. It's George.
13:45Oh look, there's you, babe.
13:47George!
13:49Coming up the hill with a kuni kuni on your back.
13:52You can call him uncle if you like.
13:54No, he can't.
13:56Oh, that's very sad.
14:00Eh, well,
14:02he's a bad boy.
14:04Do you know where the
14:06inspiration for this movie came from?
14:08Book?
14:10A book. Yes.
14:12Do you know who wrote it?
14:14Our original.
14:16Do you know who wrote the book?
14:18Roald Dahl.
14:20No. Barry Crump.
14:22He did the, um,
14:24full of flats and all that
14:26sort of stuff, isn't he?
14:28Oh, God.
14:30Ricky Baker, now you are 13 years old.
14:32You are a teenager
14:34and you're as good as gold.
14:38I love it. She's got a Casio.
14:40Ricky Baker.
14:42Ricky Baker.
14:44It's your birthday.
14:46Ricky Baker.
14:48Now accepted
14:50by me
14:52and Hector
14:54for trifecta.
14:56I'll be
14:58taking the batteries off there when she's not
15:00rocking.
15:02Ricky Baker.
15:04Ricky Baker.
15:06Ricky Baker.
15:08Ricky Baker.
15:10Oh.
15:16The auntie.
15:18Oh, what?
15:20Oh, no, she didn't die.
15:22I think she did. Oh, shit.
15:24Jesus. Oh, I liked her.
15:28There are always two doors to choose from.
15:30And through the first door,
15:32oh, it's easy to get through that door
15:34and on the other side waiting for you
15:36are all the nummiest treats you can imagine.
15:38Doritos, L&P.
15:40But you know what? There's also another door.
15:42Not the Burger Ring door.
15:44Not the Fanta door. Another door
15:46that's harder to get through.
15:48Guess what's on the other side?
15:50Dang it, if I know, what's on the other side
15:52of the door, honey? Fairy bread?
15:54It's got to be something bad
15:56so I'm just going to take a guess and say
15:58my last relationship.
16:04But the one
16:06that I know
16:10of
16:12and best.
16:14Rather than return to foster care,
16:16Ricky goes bush where he bumps into
16:18Uncle Hec.
16:20I've got better things to do than run around the bush
16:22looking for little shits like you. I hate you.
16:24Well, I hate you too.
16:28Maybe you could write a haiku
16:30to express your feelings. A what?
16:36Forest.
16:38A sore ankle.
16:40Poor Uncle.
16:42Oh well, never mind.
16:44I'm making up a haiku.
16:46Yeah.
16:48Okay, you go first.
16:50Stuck
16:52on this red couch.
16:54Been here
16:56forever.
17:00Quite like
17:02my
17:04company.
17:06I'm actually looking for some poems
17:08I've written.
17:10Some poems you've written? Yep.
17:12I don't think it's got any
17:14haikus in it though.
17:18You've written poems?
17:20Yes, I write poems.
17:22The cops think Uncle Hec's gone
17:24mad and kidnapped Ricky.
17:26This ain't
17:28no child foster kid.
17:30Oh, there's me back on scene
17:32doing my detective
17:34work.
17:36Sorry mate,
17:38she's a bit bumpy around here.
17:40Slow down.
17:44Remember how I said Barry Crump?
17:46Yeah. Because they've got the Barry Crump
17:48spec read Hilux too.
17:50Do you know what it is Zara?
17:52It's the old Hilux ad.
17:54Yeah, yeah, yeah. With Barry Crump.
17:56Yeah. Who wrote the story.
17:58Uncle Hec's arrested
18:00and goes to jail for a bit.
18:02But ultimately there's a happy ending.
18:04Wait on.
18:06Me and this
18:08fat kid
18:10we ran
18:12we ate and
18:14read books
18:16and it was
18:18the best.
18:20It was the best.
18:22Aw, that was
18:24a lovely one.
18:26Have you
18:28ever written a poem mate?
18:32Do you think I'm intelligent enough to
18:34write a poem? No.
18:36Exactly.
18:48I went to
18:50Las Vegas. Oh yes. And I went swimming
18:52in a
18:54kind of like a bikini but not one with straps.
18:56Oh yeah, like a
18:58bandeau top. Yeah, kind of like that.
19:00Like a wave pool scenario.
19:02I think I know where this is
19:04going Gem. And pretty much
19:06went down, came up.
19:08Hey!
19:14On Saturday night's
19:16episode of America's Got Talent
19:1818 eager wannabes
19:20competed for a place in the live shows.
19:24Oh, America's
19:26Got Talent.
19:30Quite frankly
19:32I much prefer Britain's
19:34Got Talent. Yeah, so do I.
19:36I think they've got a
19:38they are talented whereas
19:40these seem a bit second
19:42rate at times. Really?
19:44To me. Okay.
19:46Yeah.
19:48This week
19:50ballroom dancer Quinn made an immediate
19:52impression. For those
19:54that don't know your age
19:56is? I'm 71
19:58on Tuesday. 71 years
20:00old, I know.
20:02She's 71.
20:04She's gorgeous. There you are.
20:06Take a look at that. Wow.
20:08Nice.
20:10What?
20:12She is fat.
20:14Holy.
20:16Darling, I'm nearly
20:1870 and I look about 15 years
20:20older than you.
20:28Oh, look at this.
20:30The flexibility.
20:32Wow.
20:34For 70, she's 70.
20:36Yeah, 71. Oh my god.
20:38Look at that. Beautiful.
20:40Even Simon's looking at it.
20:46Wow.
20:48That's impressive. That's talent.
21:06I can't even imagine
21:08being able to do that.
21:10At 71. At any
21:12age.
21:18We'll pick out the bits we
21:20couldn't do.
21:22That's easy.
21:26Easy peasy.
21:28Oh, okay. Yeah.
21:34Yeah.
21:36Oh, okay.
21:38She was good.
21:40I would do a dance if I went on this show.
21:42Would you? Would you be the dancer?
21:44I'd do a contemporary dance. Would you?
21:46Yeah.
21:48It'd be marvellous.
21:50Quinn and Misha
21:52are one of 18 acts this week
21:54vying for just 7 spots in the live shows.
21:56And there's only one way
21:58to guarantee a place.
22:08Oh my god, she's given them the gold button.
22:10I don't think that was worth
22:12the golden buzzer.
22:14She didn't have that turkey neck either.
22:16Yeah, she had a bit of...
22:18Did she have a wee bit there?
22:20Yeah, she had a wee bit of
22:22scrawniness.
22:24I call it scrawniness.
22:26I call it a turkey neck.
22:28You're talking...
22:36On Monday night, we were glued to a super-sized show
22:38on TVNZ2.
22:40Hidden away on an island
22:42in the heart of the Caribbean
22:44is the world's only hotel
22:46that's been exclusively built
22:48for plus-sized people.
22:50How's the thing?
22:52Far out.
22:54Imagine if there was a hotel only for, like,
22:56small people.
22:58Do you think if I went there, I'd feel quite small?
23:02Based on what I've seen so far?
23:04Yes.
23:06They'll be challenged to face
23:08their innermost fears
23:10and transform their lives.
23:12Bring it on!
23:14Whoa!
23:16That is a good place.
23:20On the island of Eleuthera,
23:22it may look like
23:24any normal hotel,
23:26but this is the only resort in the world
23:28custom-built for people over
23:3030 stone.
23:32At least 30 stone, they said.
23:34He's 31 stone, and he's pretty massive.
23:36Yeah.
23:38Holy shit!
23:40190.
23:42190 kgs.
23:44Yeah.
23:46I wouldn't let myself go that big.
23:48Shut up, 11½ spring rolls.
23:52You're talking all that trash.
23:54You just have a mega-fast metabolism.
23:56You could never get there even if you tried.
24:00I'm in it.
24:02The resort is not a weight-loss program.
24:04It's designed to raise the guests' confidence.
24:08Whoa!
24:10I don't know if you know how hard it is
24:12even being my size to get in and out of a kayak,
24:14let alone that size.
24:16Mate, I struggle getting in and out of a kayak.
24:18I'm a size 10.
24:20I kind of feel like we should go kayaking.
24:22They got into bathers,
24:24which she's even got into a bikini.
24:26She's a very brave lady.
24:30Oops-a-daisies.
24:32Tsunami coming.
24:34I've had more action on this boat
24:36than I've had in my life.
24:38In an effort to get Amy out of her sarong,
24:40resort owner Randy took her
24:42to one of the Bahamas'
24:44most famous tourist attractions.
24:46Oh, my God.
24:48Peaks!
24:50Mommy's here!
24:54Don't.
24:56Don't.
25:00Oh, my goodness!
25:02Oh, my goodness!
25:04Hello!
25:06Yes! Now we're talking.
25:08Look at them!
25:10Now this is a show.
25:12When are we going to the Bahamas
25:14to swim with the piggies?
25:16Sweet!
25:18There's sunburn.
25:20Where's the bloody suntan lotion?
25:22They don't need to add sunburn
25:24to their health concerns.
25:26It's the final day at the resort
25:28and the guests face their biggest fear.
25:30We're going to go to a little island
25:32called Harbour Island.
25:34There'll be a lot of locals there,
25:36a lot of tourists.
25:38Are they taking them to a public beach?
25:40Looks like it.
25:42I feel uncomfortable doing that.
25:44I don't like doing that.
25:46I don't care who is looking right now.
25:48We are good enough.
25:50Okay, I'm just going to do it.
25:52I'm just going to take this off.
25:54Take it off.
25:56Take it off.
25:58Well done.
26:00Yeah, go on, do it baby.
26:02Just do it.
26:04Nice swimsuit.
26:06Done now.
26:08Go on girl.
26:10Well done.
26:16No offence,
26:18but this just makes me want to go
26:20and get another fry bread full of butter
26:22with plum jam.
26:25Says the blokes
26:27who sit here and drink beer like
26:29five nights a week.
26:31But beer didn't hurt anyone.
26:33Don't bring beer into it.
26:35It's an innocent party, alright.
26:49It was absolutely brilliant
26:51going to Dress Smart.
26:53It really, truly was.
26:55Yeah, but your mind is always on dresses and things.
26:57No.
26:59Yes.
27:01I bought cushions.
27:03Yeah, well it's still buying stuff.
27:05You're a shopaholic.
27:07That's it.
27:09I was trying to think of that word.
27:11And if I don't, when I'm...
27:13She's a hyperdolibacancus shopaholic.
27:15That's the one.
27:17What she said.
27:19On Tuesday,
27:21it's another boss going undercover.
27:25Since the premiere of Undercover Boss,
27:27more than 60 bosses have given away
27:29nearly $6 million.
27:31Oh, I love this show.
27:33It's a great concept, eh?
27:35Yeah.
27:37How do I become an undercover boss?
27:39You've got to be a boss first.
27:45Shane heads up a massage therapy company.
27:47But in this episode,
27:49it's a beauty school.
27:53Yeah!
27:55Spot on!
27:59I'm the owner of a multi, multi-million dollar
28:01massage company.
28:03And I've never massaged anyone before.
28:05You run a massage parlor?
28:07You're the one that founded this place, woman.
28:09Just use your palm.
28:11You can use your knuckles lightly.
28:13That's what I'd like right now.
28:15A massage.
28:17Light, medium, or firm?
28:19Firm.
28:21You like firm?
28:23I like firm.
28:25What do you like, Nan?
28:27Well, I've had firm, and I didn't like it.
28:29I don't like the firm.
28:31No, I say ease up.
28:39You know, sometimes when you have a massage,
28:41do you think it might feel a bit sexual, Navi?
28:43Well, it's...
28:45You know, all that rubbing,
28:47and slipping,
28:49and sliding.
28:51I haven't had that,
28:53but I hate to think
28:55of one day getting a massage
28:57from a beautiful person.
28:59Because then it's like,
29:01what if they're like,
29:03okay, you're done, stand up,
29:05and it's like, uh-uh.
29:07The beauty technician downstairs does them.
29:09Yes, I believe you go to her, don't you?
29:11Yes, I go to her.
29:13I get defuzzed.
29:17How much do you pay it down there?
29:19Twenty dollars.
29:21For that?
29:23Oh, just for that there.
29:25Okay.
29:27While she's undercover,
29:29Shane takes the opportunity to get to know her employee,
29:31Colin.
29:33So that's all you do is work?
29:35All I do is work. Well, mostly work.
29:37I spend a lot of time with my niece and nephew.
29:39They're why I work so hard.
29:41In 2006,
29:43my sister, my older sister,
29:45she was actually killed.
29:51So are you taking care of those kids now?
29:53Yeah.
29:55He does what the whanau does.
29:57Whanau.
29:59Whanau does.
30:01Thanks, Myrtle. It's all right.
30:03No, but if you don't correct me,
30:05I'll never get it right.
30:07That's the way I look at it.
30:09Yes.
30:11It's kind of like you, ain't it?
30:13Bubbles.
30:15Taking in all the mokopunas, eh?
30:17I don't want to keep
30:19taking in mokopunas, thank you very much.
30:21How many mokopunas are in you?
30:23I would like me and my husband to go away
30:25on a very long trip.
30:27How many mokopunas are you caring for
30:29currently?
30:31Four. Four mokopunas?
30:33Yes.
30:35My week undercover has come to an end.
30:39My real name is
30:41Shane Evans, and I am
30:43the co-founder and chief operating officer
30:45of Massage Heights.
30:47Learning about you
30:49has inspired us to start the Heights
30:51Family Fund to help
30:53all of our employees across the nation
30:55with any hardships that they may have.
30:57You're going to be the first recipient,
30:59and I'm going to give you $30,000.
31:03What?!
31:05Holy hick!
31:07Wow.
31:09It's so nice.
31:11Aww.
31:13I'm so happy.
31:15What would you do with $30,000?
31:17I wouldn't do anything, but I know someone who would.
31:19I'd spend it.
31:21That's right.
31:29At the start of the week,
31:31there were startling revelations
31:33on National Geographic series Drain the Oceans.
31:35It's the
31:37greatest aviation mystery
31:39of all time.
31:41How can a Boeing 777
31:43with 239 people
31:45on board
31:47simply vanish
31:49without a trace?
31:51MH370.
31:53MH370.
31:55Oh, nice. MH370.
31:57Is that the
31:59Malaysian flag?
32:01Incredible story.
32:03Just amazing.
32:05The answer lies somewhere
32:07in the bottom of the ocean.
32:09Have they found it yet?
32:11No. Wow.
32:13They assume that it's at the bottom
32:15of their ocean.
32:17There's other theories.
32:19Well, yes.
32:21Saying that they landed it in some country somewhere
32:23or some island.
32:25Do you think it was landed in another
32:27country and they've...
32:29If these guys have lost track of them,
32:31these guys are experts. How the hell would I know?
32:33I feel like this is just...
32:35It's like a
32:37conspiracy.
32:39What do you mean
32:41it's a conspiracy? They can't find them.
32:43Nah, like the government's hiding it.
32:45And if the plane
32:47is found, what
32:49secrets could lie hidden
32:51in the tangled wreckage?
32:53I love the way they
32:55did it. So do I.
32:57Shh.
32:59They're going to take all the water out of the world
33:01and then see where it is.
33:03Wasting millions. They're going to do a 3D scan of the
33:05whole ocean.
33:07Find the Titanic.
33:09They have found that.
33:11Idiot.
33:13You uncultured swine.
33:15After it disappeared
33:17from civilian radar,
33:19it didn't crash.
33:21It continued flying.
33:23It's got to be the pilot.
33:25Whether he's been forced to coerce
33:27or just had a meltdown.
33:31Using the exact information,
33:33it's possible to drain away
33:35the Indian Ocean.
33:37Man, that's so cool.
33:39Isn't God
33:41amazing?
33:43Armed with a new map of the
33:45sea floor, the search team
33:47deploys the latest in subsea technology
33:49and they will be guided
33:51by a game-changing new
33:53In its
33:55final moments, the plane descends
33:57rapidly.
33:59I would not be yelling.
34:01I would be holding Dad's hand.
34:03I would be looking at him
34:05and I would say to him,
34:07I love you.
34:09Thank you so much.
34:11Thank you so much
34:13for being my husband
34:15and being with me for all
34:17these years.
34:19If we die,
34:21just know I love you.
34:23In July
34:252015,
34:27a council worker on Reunion Island
34:31Reunion Island
34:33stumbles upon
34:35an unusual object on a beach.
34:37It's an island in the region
34:39of France in the Indian Ocean, east
34:41of Madagascar.
34:43But frustratingly,
34:45they find
34:47no trace of MH370.
34:49How can you pump
34:51all this money, all this amazing
34:53technology, which I didn't
34:55even know existed
34:57to be fair,
34:59and they can't find a goddamn
35:01plane?
35:03Send in Chuck Norris.
35:05But he
35:07will just plant the ocean,
35:09bark the ocean and just like
35:11He's not Moses.
35:13But he's Chuck Norris.
35:15Okay.
35:19All right.
35:21What do you think I got?
35:23Oh, I know what this is.
35:29What do you think it is?
35:31You don't want my opinion on that.
35:39Your little toy box.
35:41What is a toy box?
35:43It's a toy box.
35:45It's a toy box.
35:47What is a toy?
35:49You're a bit of Lego.
35:51Look at that, mate.
35:53Toy car.
35:55That's a
35:57replica of Malcolm Stewart's
35:59car.
36:01Rally New Zealand, 1985.
36:03Here we go.
36:05Time to auction.
36:07Get on it.
36:09On Sunday night, 12 weeks of watching
36:11paint dry came to an end when a quarter
36:13of a million blockaholics tuned in
36:15to watch four houses go under the hammer
36:17live.
36:23Block on point.
36:25Very soon, four of the finest
36:27houses we've ever seen in Block NZ
36:29history will go under the hammer in
36:31our live auction. How long's this been?
36:33I don't know. Too long.
36:35Where our contestants get to keep
36:37every dollar they make at auction
36:39above the reserve price.
36:41And the team that makes the most profit will win
36:43an additional grand prize of
36:45$100,000.
36:47I've never seen you so bloody animated.
36:49Someone start chewing up his arse.
36:51Does any of these houses have a garage
36:53in it? Yeah, I think they all have
36:55a garage in it. Okay. Do any of them
36:57have a bar built in?
36:59I do not know.
37:01What about any man space or man caves?
37:03Before we do get
37:05to the auction, let's have a
37:07little look back at Ben and Tom's
37:09time on the block.
37:11Come on, I want the auction.
37:13Yeah, this stuff is so boring.
37:17It reminds you of the journey
37:19they've had to go through.
37:21Nobody cares about the journey.
37:2387, 88, can I say straight back on the knob?
37:25I'll take the 88 on the knob right now.
37:27On the knob? Whack!
37:29Thanks for that.
37:31Give it a go.
37:33It might be enough to break the bank.
37:35987 is the bid.
37:37Come on in, Kiwi.
37:39It's going, it's going.
37:41987,000 sold to you.
37:43Well done.
37:45Under a mil for Auckland, Jesus.
37:47Next up
37:49were Hamilton couple Claire and Agne.
37:51All well-rounded human beings.
37:53Oh, what a beautiful,
37:55beautiful space. Definitely a lot better, isn't it?
37:57It's streets ahead.
37:59Yeah, see, no.
38:01That's a no from me.
38:03Well, they're feeling confident because
38:05as Amy's told me all along this evening
38:07that she's the favourite, haven't you?
38:09I am not.
38:11Here we go, Amy and Stu. Let's see their house.
38:13With a prime spot on the corner
38:15the favourites from Gizzy had high hopes
38:17for a strong finish.
38:19Mainly in Stu's knack of combining
38:21style, design and function.
38:23Oh, the macrame.
38:25No, no, no, no.
38:27What's the room? I didn't know what it was.
38:29Oh, that's just a napping room.
38:31You can hide dead bodies in there.
38:33We're underway, ladies and gentlemen.
38:35You're holding the bid, ma'am.
38:37We sell away.
38:39We've sold you Ripper.
38:41Yes!
38:43I got it!
38:45Finally, it was the turn of best buddies
38:47Chlo and Em.
38:49I'll tell you what. I'll keep to my promise for you, Em.
38:51If you win this thing,
38:53you finally get that hug from me.
38:55Yay!
38:57Why would that be a prize?
38:59Ha, ha, ha.
39:01What, 9.50?
39:03Start me away there at 9.20?
39:05Blah, blah, blah.
39:07Blah, blah, blah.
39:09Blah, blah, blah.
39:11That's got to be worth another 500 bucks.
39:13Yeah, just to get him to shut up.
39:15Man, I'll pay the 500 dollars, eh?
39:17I sell to Gavel.
39:19It goes. Going.
39:21And...
39:23Yes!
39:25Oh, but it wasn't a good prize.
39:27Oh, come on!
39:29Amy and Stu, you are the winners
39:31of the Block NZ 2018.
39:33You took it out.
39:35Team Yellow has turned to gold tonight.
39:37Everyone's like,
39:39yay, good for you.
39:41Secretly, we fucking hate you.
39:43$69,500
39:45you made, plus $100,000
39:47for making the biggest profit.
39:49Would you go on it with a friend
39:51or with a partner?
39:53Ooh.
39:55Why don't we apply?
39:57Bloody, bloody
39:59joking.
40:05This week,
40:07National Geographic screened a cautionary
40:09tale about Australia.
40:11Our predator's
40:13paradise.
40:15Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
40:17Is this
40:19specific to the animal kingdom
40:21in Australia, or is it just
40:23Australians in general?
40:25These are the
40:27case files of Australia's
40:29notorious forest killers.
40:33Lurking beneath the canopy
40:35are predators that conceal weapons.
40:37AK-47, bing, bing.
40:39Daddy Long
40:41Legs is a poisonous
40:43animal. No!
40:45Daddy Long Legs is.
40:47I thought that was a spider.
40:49It is a spider, but the
40:51Daddy Long Legs is poisonous.
40:53Is it?
40:55So I believe.
40:57I used to whack them down.
40:59Yeah, you whack them down.
41:01Meet Australia's biggest snake.
41:05It can grow to
41:07eight metres long.
41:11The Amethystine python.
41:13It's just the name, eh?
41:15Amethystine.
41:17It sends bloody shivers down your spine.
41:19It makes me ill.
41:21Does it really?
41:23Oh, yeah. Fancy one of those crawling around
41:25your body,
41:27you know, just coming around,
41:29slithering up around.
41:31There's no
41:33escaping the acute senses
41:35of this killer.
41:37Man,
41:49what a meal.
41:51Oh, Hillary,
41:53don't look.
41:55That's astonishing.
41:57Powerful muscles
41:59constrict,
42:01crushing.
42:03I really
42:05hope it's dead
42:07before it starts doing that, right?
42:09That sound is horrific.
42:11Oh, for God's sake.
42:13Close your eyes.
42:15Look at the bloody jaw on it.
42:17It dislocates, doesn't it?
42:19Oh, God, love a duck
42:21with a cork leg in it, wouldn't it?
42:23The program
42:25also featured a Tasmanian devil.
42:27He's a notorious hunter.
42:29A baby-faced
42:31killer.
42:33A baby-faced killer!
42:35So, the Tasmanian devils
42:37are the ones full of chlamydia,
42:39aren't they?
42:41I don't know.
42:43Seems about right.
42:45Yeah, I'm sure that, like,
42:47a massive number of their population...
42:49Oh, Australians?
42:51...have chlamydia.
42:53No, Tasmanian devils.
42:55He hunts alone,
42:57prowling
42:59the forest floor for small
43:01or medium-sized mammals.
43:03Like
43:05Paddy Melon, the smaller
43:07relative of a kangaroo.
43:09Wallaby!
43:11The
43:13most good!
43:15Harden up, Hills, harden up.
43:17Everybody's gotta eat.
43:21Eat the nice ones.
43:23Oh, no,
43:25he kills another cute thing!
43:27No!
43:29I don't want to see cute things
43:31killing cute things!
43:33It's just a problem when you like small mammals, isn't it?
43:35He has to eat quickly.
43:37There are thieves in the shadows,
43:39ruffians ready to steal
43:41his prize.
43:43Looks like around the dinner table at our place.
43:45Soupy chicken night.
43:47It doesn't take long for this adept hunter
43:49to find another meal.
43:51A nest of crested pigeons.
43:53One time a pigeon
43:55landed on my tongue.
43:57It was the worst day of my life.
43:59On your tongue?
44:01I swear my tongue out
44:03and it touched my tongue.
44:05There were heaps flying around
44:07and I was so scared, I didn't know what to do,
44:09so I went to the pharmacy and it was like,
44:11a pigeon touched my tongue.
44:13So, the next time
44:15you enter an Australian forest,
44:17remember,
44:19you should tread carefully.
44:21See, I was contemplating
44:23doing a camping road trip across Tasmania
44:25at some point. Maybe I won't.
44:27Gosh, you wouldn't want to go to Australia.
44:29Well...
44:31That would scare the living bejesus out of you.
44:33Yeah, you'd go to the city.
44:35You wouldn't bother about the countryside.
44:37You'd stay in the city.
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