Gogglebox NZ S1E02 (2024)
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00:00Oh God, look at that, where the hell did you get those?
00:05The girls in the cafe did this for us, what do you reckon?
00:08Oh my God, wouldn't you like a spoon?
00:11I'm going to have to thank Margaret.
00:13Oh it's yum.
00:15Can you taste the lemon in there?
00:17It's absolutely fantastic.
00:19Yum yum, thanks Mum.
00:20Can we eat?
00:21Can we eat the flour?
00:22You can die and eat mine.
00:24I'll leave the flour till last.
00:26Every evening in New Zealand, over two million of us spend the night on the couch in front of the TV.
00:40Somehow we find the time to watch around two and a half hours every day.
00:49Who's this one?
00:50He's just a contestant.
00:52What kind of show is this?
00:56We're going behind closed doors and into living rooms to find out what Kiwis thought about what was on in the last seven days.
01:10In the week we celebrated 125 years of New Zealand's women's suffrage, we also watched heaps of great television.
01:18A brave young Kiwi had groundbreaking surgery on her brain.
01:23In the news, the love life of two beloved icons was under the microscope.
01:28Nobody cares do they?
01:30Lots of people care.
01:32And the honey badger went to the zoo.
01:34Koala, got three vaginas.
01:46Meet the Fletchers, David, Zara and their two sons Max and Toby.
01:53I can't go do number twos outside.
01:55There's only one person in the house that does that, and it's Tallulah.
01:59Yeah, and I'm not a cat.
02:04Chris and Sierra Sola are both pastors.
02:06They live with their daughters Serenity and Lena, and Lena's husband Samete.
02:11Did I tell you guys that I was vegetarian for like three days?
02:15LAUGHTER
02:19On Thursday night, our families tuned in to the season finale of The Undateables on TVNZ2.
02:26A remarkable group of singletons have embarked on a mission to find the one.
02:31Burgundy is the colour of love.
02:35LAUGHTER
02:37This will be the perfect wedding suit for me.
02:40One thing missing is Mrs Burgundy herself.
02:45We love The Undateables!
02:50I love the shirt.
02:5225-year-old Jason is passionate about planes.
02:56Of course!
02:58Oh, shit!
03:00Oh!
03:02Get a pilot salary, mate, you won't be undateable.
03:07Get a plane, you won't be undateable.
03:11I don't want him as my pilot.
03:14Here we go, three, two, one.
03:16Jason has Asperger's syndrome, and he's seriously looking for love.
03:20That's my half, and that's her half.
03:23Where do you want to be?
03:25There, obviously.
03:30I have a learning disability.
03:32I'm actually not into labelling.
03:35Hmm.
03:37You have a learning disability, right?
03:40Yeah, I've got dyslexia.
03:44Yeah, well, that's all right.
03:47You told me I did.
03:49I did not tell you you had dyslexia.
03:51My teacher did.
03:53Really? Yeah.
03:55But your uncle Greg has got dyslexia.
03:58I thought I had dyslexia.
04:00Now I'm just stupid.
04:03Jason has a date with Jodie.
04:05Hello.
04:07Hello. You must be Jodie.
04:09Yeah, it's a pleasure to meet you.
04:11Nice to meet you.
04:13How are you?
04:15I'm just a bit nervous. Me too.
04:18You are too, by the way.
04:20You look nice. Thank you.
04:22It's my favourite colour, burgundy.
04:24My favourite colour is blue.
04:26Blue.
04:28Stand up, mate.
04:31I thought you'd kiss when you have girlfriend or boyfriend.
04:34There's no restrictions.
04:36You can kiss on the first date.
04:38If you really like them.
04:40Not your brother.
04:42Did you and Mum have that first click, instant connection?
04:46When you saw me, you really fell for me, eh?
04:49No, you saw me first.
04:51Eh? You saw me first.
04:53I was looking at the girl on the other side of you.
04:56LAUGHTER
04:59There was no girl.
05:03Jason and Jodie's second date is at the airport.
05:07Oh, lose the hair, bro.
05:09Has he taken her on a date to watch planes take off?
05:13Yeah, that's right.
05:15Right, um...
05:17I don't know if this is a bit embarrassing for me, right?
05:22Um, I've got something important to ask you, if that's OK.
05:27HE BREATHES HEAVILY
05:37I've been waiting for this.
05:40Oh.
05:45Oh, dear, that was really nice.
05:47Jodie.
05:49We've clicked.
05:51And...
05:53HE GROANS
05:56Would you like to be in a relationship with me?
06:01Yeah.
06:03Oh!
06:06Bravo, bravo!
06:09That's the one, Jason.
06:11I've got something for you as well.
06:13Oh.
06:17I made it.
06:19Oh, I could see the kitchen.
06:21What did he get?
06:23What's that?
06:25It's for his bedroom door.
06:28What the fuck is that?
06:31It's a jade for Jason!
06:33Oh, I thought it was like a...
06:35He's going...
06:37HE LAUGHS
06:39It's handmade.
06:43I think he lucked out of it, didn't he?
06:46THEY LAUGH
06:49Oh, don't cry.
06:53HE SIGHS
06:55I can't remember the last time someone did something good to me before.
06:59Oh!
07:03I think they might have possibilities.
07:05Yeah.
07:09Honey, that's so sweet.
07:12Oh, God.
07:14Oh, well.
07:16Everyone to their own.
07:20There's always someone out there for someone.
07:22You've said that, like, five times.
07:24That's all you can say to this stuff.
07:26I love this stuff.
07:32This week, we were rocked by a News Hub story
07:35concerning the private lives of two of the world's most famous puppets.
07:38Fans of Sesame Street have been coming to terms with the idea
07:41that two of its characters, Bert and Ernie,
07:44might be more than just friends.
07:46Is that Scottish?
07:48I can tell you 100%.
07:50100%?
07:52Homos.
07:54THEY LAUGH
07:56See, I knew that's what the article was saying.
07:59They say might be more than friends.
08:01Not they're not friends, not they're not partners,
08:04but they might be partners.
08:06But that's what they're suggesting.
08:08It's what's been suggested about them.
08:10But their creators are saying that it's not.
08:13I'm saying what the creators are saying.
08:15OK, how about we just actually listen to it?
08:17The script writer who wrote their lines
08:19announced his own same-sex relationship
08:21had obviously influenced theirs.
08:23Yes, I like that.
08:25I like the thought that he's merited on his own relationship.
08:28The script writer who wrote their lines
08:30said he might have been misunderstood.
08:32But by then, the word was out, and so were Bert and Ernie.
08:35They are! They've been gay forever, though!
08:38Do you like me, Bert?
08:40Do I like you? Mm-hm.
08:42Of course I like you, Ernie. You're my best friend.
08:45Quite ignorant of his monobrow for a gay man.
08:48LAUGHTER
08:51What a partnership, though.
08:53Oh, yeah.
08:55It's almost as important as the whole Goose Maverick combo
08:58or Arnold Schwarzenegger and one-liners.
09:03You know, it goes together like things go together.
09:07Pretty much.
09:09Yeah, exactly.
09:11Nobody cares, do they?
09:13Yeah. People care, man.
09:15For nearly 50 years...
09:17Ooh! I'm home, Bert!
09:19..Bert and Ernie have been the symbol of friendship
09:22for young audiences around the world.
09:24I like you!
09:27Are they sharing a bed?
09:29No, they're sharing a room.
09:31So you've got EMV on it.
09:35Like, that's a wee bit weird.
09:37But...
09:39What's the target audience for Sesame Street?
09:42Three to six? Yeah.
09:44It's attention to count from Dracula.
09:46One, two, three, four!
09:51Was Noddy and Big Ears also gay?
09:55I don't know.
09:57Cos I'm sure that that was a conversation at some point as well.
10:00But they were different again, too.
10:02Didn't they share the same bed?
10:04Yes. Yeah.
10:06And also, Noddy had a red sports car.
10:10Something, something, little yellow car.
10:13Do you have a little yellow car?
10:15I don't know, but I like it.
10:17But in a statement, Sesame Workshop refuted Saltzman's claim,
10:21writing,
10:22Bert and Ernie were created to be best friends.
10:24Oh, pedophile!
10:26Homophobia is right!
10:28Right!
10:30I'll be there later.
10:41Ooh, that smells good.
10:44I know.
10:46So, I need you to carve the chuck.
10:49What about the vegetables?
10:51I'm doing that now.
10:53All the other stuff's in the oven and it needs to be carved.
10:57The Witches are three generations of telly lovers,
11:01Garland, Rainer and Susie.
11:03You both need a paper towel for your hands.
11:06Don't wipe it on the couch.
11:08No, I wasn't going to wipe it on the couch.
11:1113-year-old Nicholas and 16-year-old Jarrod
11:14are sons of real estate agent Howard Sidham and wife Tracy.
11:18Do it again.
11:20Ooh!
11:22LAUGHTER
11:28At the end of the working week,
11:30we saw a YouTube sensation with all my eyes.
11:34Your skin is your largest organ on your body.
11:37Oh, this is my nightmare.
11:40My name is Dr Sandra Lee.
11:42I'm a dermatologic and cosmetic surgeon,
11:44but I'm most well-known for my other name.
11:47Dr Pimple Poppa!
11:49Pimple Poppa?
11:51I follow her on Instagram.
11:53Oh, do you?
11:55I can't wear tank tops because I want to look like Pimple Poppa.
12:00In this eye-opening special,
12:02Angelina is troubled by an unsightly lump
12:04that has been growing on her chest.
12:06When I feel like it's sticking out,
12:08I get self-conscious.
12:10Can I get a decaf?
12:12When I first felt the lump, it was like the size of a pea.
12:16A few years later, it started to grow
12:19and to a certain extent,
12:21it was like the size of a penis.
12:23It was like the size of a penis.
12:25It was like the size of a penis.
12:27It started to grow into the size of a golf ball.
12:31Hang on.
12:32What?
12:33Well, last time, how many bumps did I have removed?
12:36Oh, these aren't those sorts of bumps.
12:39Yes, they are. What, eight?
12:41Oh, come on.
12:42How big was it? This big?
12:44Or this big?
12:46Angelina is so ashamed of her lump,
12:48she has never taken her shirt off in front of her boyfriend.
12:51Well, I didn't know about her lipoma
12:53until one day I asked her why she would keep her shirt on all the time.
12:57And she kind of explained it to me
12:59and then from there, it's just been hidden ever since.
13:02What?
13:03Holy fuck.
13:05I hope he doesn't run for the hills.
13:15I somehow don't think why we should be eating cookies
13:18while looking at disgusting body parts.
13:21Oh, she's got another boob.
13:28It's a hard situation for a bloke to be in too.
13:31Because you can't come out and go, holy shit.
13:33But you also can't come and go, oh, that's nothing to worry about.
13:36That's pretty.
13:44I had eight lipomas taken out.
13:46Was it your third breast?
13:49No, I don't have this.
13:51Then it is not like her.
13:53No, but I had eight of them taken out.
13:55Because this is big.
13:57And they say blokes are bad at seeing the doctor about certain things.
14:01No, the other thing is that it is America,
14:03so it's all privatised healthcare.
14:05Oh, right.
14:06So if they don't have insurance and whatever.
14:09You mean the land of the free doesn't have healthcare?
14:13No.
14:14I want to obviously get rid of this bump,
14:16but I also want the patient to be happy with the outcome.
14:24Oh, it's not going to show it all cut out and all gory, is it?
14:27Mm-hmm.
14:28Oh, no.
14:30Don't pass out on us.
14:32That is a fatty lipoma.
14:35You've watched a lot of these programmes, haven't you?
14:37I have.
14:38What's interesting about lipomas is they like to find
14:41the nooks and crannies of our body.
14:43It's like a big blob that grows and it just finds room to grow into.
14:47Oh.
14:49Oh, yuck.
14:52Jesus.
14:54Oh, boy.
14:56That is just disgusting.
14:59Because a lot of times when I shake it,
15:01it'll kind of ease its way out too.
15:05That was our little cute little friend.
15:07Now, why was it hard?
15:08It's hard right here.
15:09Oh!
15:11Oh, what?
15:13Is that just like your one?
15:15Look at that.
15:17A chicken.
15:18It does look like a chicken.
15:20Chicken patty.
15:22What's for dinner, Mum?
15:24Chicken.
15:25I just want to say thank you for making this dream come true.
15:28Thank you so much.
15:30I'm just excited that I'm now going to start my new life
15:34and my new chapter and I don't have to feel insecure.
15:38She's taking photos of it.
15:40She's probably going to take it home, put it in the freezer or something.
15:43Show her mates.
15:45What? I know.
15:46Dig a little hole and put it in there.
15:48Plant it.
15:50Like Max's.
15:52It's placenta.
15:54Don't talk about that.
15:56We didn't even do it.
15:57Shut up.
15:58Shut up.
16:02Since my surgery, the confidence has definitely boosted
16:05from like a 5 to a 20.
16:09Look at her.
16:10She's very happy.
16:14With her nails and her lungs.
16:16Can you imagine having 8 of them, Max?
16:19Would you stop going on about it?
16:21I don't even think you can make a comparison, David.
16:24I had 8.
16:39Why is a prayer bowl called a prayer bowl?
16:51Okay, I found this on the web for why is a prayer bowl called a prayer bowl.
16:58All right, we're going to give you one more chance, Richard.
17:06Okay, what's the question?
17:10Right.
17:12What is a prayer bowl?
17:14Prayer bowl.
17:15It's a Buddhist prayer bowl, isn't it?
17:17That's a good one.
17:18Okay, here we go.
17:21What is a Buddhist prayer bowl?
17:27Here's what I found on the web for what is a Buddhist prayer bowl.
17:31Right, it's Tibetan.
17:33Tibetan.
17:35Tibetan.
17:47Oh, yes.
17:49The bachelor.
17:52Yeah, okay.
17:54Oh, the bachelor.
17:56At last.
18:05The honey badger.
18:10Busier than a bricklayer in Baghdad.
18:13That's the honey badger.
18:15That's the honey badger.
18:17He looks like a stoked dad.
18:19He looks like a stoked.
18:21I don't think I could ever be one of those girls.
18:25You were back in the day.
18:30I gave up my bachelorhood for you.
18:33So they've got to fight for all, for that one guy, eh?
18:36Mm-hmm.
18:37Yep.
18:39And he's playing this little game of polygamy with all these women.
18:43Like, bro, because then it's discouraging for honest young lads like me
18:48who are, like, trying to work hard and it's like this douche comes along
18:52and he's got the women flocking.
18:54Like, what is this?
18:59Brittany!
19:05What's your favorite third wheel date been with us?
19:10Went to that nice restaurant in town.
19:14Candle lit, bottle of wine.
19:18I just sat on the side there.
19:20Did you?
19:21Yeah.
19:22Remember?
19:23That one on the waterfront.
19:24Bitch!
19:25I think this is very sad, the way they do that.
19:28All these girls going up there together like that,
19:31trying to look for the right bachelor.
19:34You know what's even sadder is that everyone watches it.
19:41So Brett thinks we're just coming to a wildlife park.
19:48The second date at the zoo.
19:52They went on their first date to McDonald's.
19:54We're doing our first date.
20:01Make your way around here.
20:02There's Steve-O.
20:03This one?
20:04Right in front of you, yeah.
20:06Them eating kind of reminds me of me grabbing something to eat
20:09after a night on the grog.
20:13It's just a mess and you hate yourself afterwards.
20:16Koala.
20:17Got three vaginas.
20:20Do that.
20:29Doesn't look like a koala to me.
20:31I don't think I'd like to see a snake on my date.
20:35Dude, I think something shivers up my spine.
20:38Can you not, please?
20:40Are you experienced in this?
20:42I'm a snake handler from way back.
20:44Oh, look, he's a snake handler from way back.
20:47Oh, yeah.
20:49No, that's what he said.
20:50Oh, yeah.
20:51I'm a snake handler from way back.
20:53He likes to handle the snakes, love.
20:55He likes to get down and dirty with the reptiles.
21:05See that?
21:07It jumped on her.
21:08Oh.
21:09I thought he didn't kiss.
21:11He's getting in there.
21:12Hugging that kiss.
21:15Oh!
21:16He's a big galah as well.
21:17He is a big galah.
21:18That would have hurt, eh?
21:20Poor girl.
21:21Mm-hmm.
21:26Looks like they want to marry each other.
21:29That's the point.
21:31Give us your best fake cry.
21:42That's enough.
21:45Pretty sure I hear that coming from his room most nights.
21:54God, what a pleasure.
22:00Here we go.
22:03Absolutely love this show.
22:06This guy just blew up the hole in the bloody body.
22:08Oh, my God, you wombat.
22:14God, you wouldn't have the cat walking amongst all those beautiful things.
22:25It's always a nice day when they have Antiques Roadshow.
22:28I think it might be the same day over and over again.
22:30Yeah, probably.
22:31The most romantic husband.
22:33I think you would win it.
22:35Really?
22:36And it's all connected to a chair.
22:37So tell me how it started.
22:39Well, we bought this old basket chair at an auction for about five pounds,
22:44and at the time, well, it was in a filthy state,
22:47so we needed it upre-upholstered.
22:54Looks like she's got a kite.
22:57Do you know that flying kite someone landed in her hair?
23:00It's an Amish scarf gone wrong.
23:03It slipped.
23:04And we had it upholstered, came back, looked lovely,
23:07and then come two months later, our wedding anniversary,
23:11he presented me with a diamond ring and said,
23:14guess where I found this.
23:19And he'd found it inside about three layers of cloth inside the chair.
23:25Can we go ferreting down the sides of our chairs to see if we've got any
23:28spare diamond earrings in there?
23:30You won't find any there.
23:33Might find a couple of old socks.
23:35Who hides diamonds in a deck chair?
23:38Diamond smugglers.
23:40Yes.
23:42If they were hiding them in the chair, then they probably stole them.
23:46Like, why would they hide that stuff in the chair?
23:49That's right.
23:51Unless they were just sitting down having a snooze
23:55and popped them down the chair for safety.
23:58My goodness me, well, I don't know.
24:00I wish I had a chair, A, that I could find jewelry in,
24:03and, B, a present given to me.
24:06Oh, isn't that gorgeous?
24:09Look at the diamonds on those, will you?
24:11Oh.
24:12Whoopsie-doo.
24:14Oh, they're nice.
24:15I would say they're just under a carat in weight.
24:19I reckon I'd give a 3K for the earrings.
24:24So for a chair that cost you how much?
24:27Five pounds.
24:29Five pounds.
24:30So for a chair that cost you five pounds,
24:33out popped a collection of jewelry,
24:36which is worth around about 4,000 to 5,000 pounds.
24:4045,000?
24:42No, 425.
24:43Oh.
24:45Huh?
24:46425,000 pounds.
24:48425,000?
24:494,255 pounds, in between.
24:54Oh.
24:5717,000 pounds, you moron.
25:00I don't really like jewelry.
25:02Don't you?
25:03I don't mind my greenstone.
25:05You're a bit of a picky person.
25:07You don't like this, and you don't like that.
25:09She's got a nice gold watch on, though.
25:11Yes.
25:12I used to have a Rolex.
25:13All the way from the warehouse.
25:1625 bucks.
25:17Oh, we are terribly frugal again, aren't we?
25:20No, it looks nice.
25:27Oh, hey.
25:29Hey.
25:30That's fucking nice.
25:31I forgot that we had air conditioning.
25:34How did I forget we had air conditioning?
25:37Like, hi, wind in my hair.
25:42Ooh!
25:45Ooh!
25:47Ooh!
25:48Ooh!
25:49Ooh!
25:50Ooh!
25:51Ooh!
25:52Ooh!
25:53Ooh!
25:54Ooh!
25:55Ooh!
25:56Ooh!
25:57Oh, hello.
25:58Oh, is she really on you now?
26:00You're a little heated, though, aren't you?
26:02Yeah, you are.
26:03Why don't you come and sit in the middle, my love?
26:05On Tuesday night, TVNZ1 screened a programme
26:08about how to wrangle out-of-control household budgets.
26:11But how can we control our spending?
26:1430,000 or something like that.
26:17I know.
26:18Don't buy anything.
26:19They're bringing down the spending.
26:21That's what you need to listen to.
26:22That's not me.
26:23That's Lena.
26:24I haven't seen Lena's transition history.
26:25That's both of you.
26:28This week's episode focused on the spending habits
26:31of a rather large family.
26:33They have 17-year-old twins, Kyle and Lewis.
26:36And we decided we'd want to have another one quite close
26:39so it didn't feel left out.
26:41So Karen had their second set of twins.
26:44Ten years later, they wanted one more child.
26:48And it was twins again, which was...
26:51SHE SCREAMS
26:52Oh, no!
26:54I wonder if twins realised that one of them was unplanned.
27:02Think about it.
27:04Karen's Achilles heel where the budget is concerned is shoes.
27:09Shoes are a massive issue in our house.
27:11Basically, they can't get enough of them.
27:13They've even built a special cupboard to house them all.
27:17You watch this very closely.
27:19OK, OK.
27:20So how many shoes do you think you've got in your family?
27:23Too many.
27:24I think that's evidently clear.
27:26So you have over 200 pairs of shoes.
27:30ALL GASP
27:32You don't need that many.
27:33200 pairs of shoes.
27:35No, I'm not that bad.
27:41See, you should be so grateful that I am not like that.
27:45LAUGHTER
27:48Are you serious?
27:49I do not have, like, 20 pairs of shoes.
27:51We were just about to smack-talk your spending habits,
27:54and then you're just straight away just like,
27:56that is definitely not me.
27:58That's definitely not me.
27:59Go look at all my shoes.
28:01Even George is sitting there like...
28:05OK, there's six kids in that family.
28:07In my family, there's 13 of us.
28:10We have one pair of shoes between all of us.
28:13LAUGHTER
28:16You know, you all obviously need to shower.
28:18It's the length of time that's spent in the shower
28:21that can make a difference.
28:22Personally, I have a long shower.
28:24Do you? How long are you in the shower for?
28:2630 minutes.
28:27You're not telling the truth.
28:28What is it, really?
28:2945.
28:30What are you doing in there?
28:31Max, how long on average does your shower last for?
28:35About five minutes before you come breaking down the door.
28:38Honestly.
28:39Just for goodness' sake.
28:40Who needs a 45-minute shower?
28:42Boot up the bum, all of them.
28:44A good boot up the bum and put them on a budget.
28:48Yes, me and my darling always have a shower together
28:51most of the time.
28:53Not every time.
28:54So we would be saving water, eh, babe?
28:56Yep.
28:57Yeah, me and Quinton share showers all the time.
29:00Oh, good.
29:01Most of the times.
29:03Most of the times.
29:04All of those energy servings could serve you
29:07about £2,330 a year.
29:10That's a lot of money.
29:11Fantastic.
29:13Oh, what a lovely family.
29:15I know, and they've made some really substantial changes,
29:18haven't they?
29:19Yeah, those savings have come from teamwork.
29:21Yeah.
29:22Good job, well done.
29:23Those 50-cent raises that you spend,
29:27you could be getting them for 10 cents.
29:29But you've been spending 50 cents.
29:33This is a 10-cent blade and this, okay?
29:3710 cents.
29:38How much was the razor?
29:40$50.
29:42It's got your name engraved in it, my love.
29:44Does it?
29:45Yes, it does.
29:46I spent $1,200 on makeup.
29:48And you don't even wear it.
29:50I don't even wear it.
29:51Stupid, stupid, stupid.
29:54On Sunday night, we went back in time to Saturday night.
29:58John Travolta.
30:00Oh, Saturday Night Fever?
30:02Oh, yeah.
30:03Oh!
30:05John Travolta.
30:08John Travolta.
30:10Saturday Night Fever.
30:12Oh, yeah.
30:14This is the 70s, right?
30:16Yeah.
30:17Great theatre.
30:19I think one of the best.
30:21Maybe even the best.
30:24In the movie, a soon-to-be very famous John Travolta
30:27played 19-year-old Italian-American Tony Manero.
30:31He's quite attractive, isn't he?
30:33Oh, yeah.
30:35Oh, my Lord.
30:37I love this film.
30:39Look at those shoes.
30:41You know, when Dad first met me, he wore...
30:44He had these shoes.
30:46When Dad first met me, he wore...
30:48He had some brown shoes like that.
30:50Cowboy shoes.
30:52He was wearing, like, high-heeled shoes.
30:56Are you serious?
30:58Yeah, man.
31:00Where did you get those shoes from?
31:02Because you need...
31:04Yeah, you do.
31:06You need, like, friggin'...
31:08Where's he going?
31:10He's going to paint.
31:12Look at his eyes.
31:14No, better go.
31:16You've got the paint pot in your hand.
31:20Tony had a job at the neighbourhood hardware store.
31:24You want to know what colour my wife's ass is?
31:26But what Tony really lived for
31:28was the New York City nightlife.
31:30Going to put them all on?
31:32No, that's too much, don't you think?
31:34Oh, not for those days.
31:36Not bad at all.
31:38Everybody loves my body sometimes.
31:42Not all the time, but sometimes.
31:44Yeah, keep that zipper.
31:46This is beautiful Monty, your delicious DJ.
31:48Remind you about the universal...
31:50They're all sweet things, so get in line
31:52to get the prize.
31:54Tony is an excellent dancer.
31:56Watch this. He's good. Watch.
31:58Watch this, watch this, watch this.
32:02Do the rainbow. Someone pass the item.
32:08The rainbow.
32:10Yeah, I know, I'm waiting to get
32:12knocked on the head by you.
32:14You're dangerous.
32:16Did you ever do the bus stop?
32:18I don't actually know what the bus stop is.
32:20I'll show you.
32:22Mum, do you remember
32:24Russell Primary School?
32:26You got the Kirkhof kids to come
32:28and teach the whole school this dance.
32:30I know.
32:32The whole school, all of us.
32:34Wasn't that fabulous?
32:36Yeah, it was amazing.
32:38Go honey.
32:40What about you?
32:42I'm enjoying the movie
32:44you silly dude.
32:48You've got to go with the music girl.
32:50Tony has a high
32:52maintenance dance partner.
32:54Ain't you going to ask me to sit down?
32:56No, you'd do it.
32:58But you'd ask me to lay down.
33:00No, you would not do it.
33:02Was smoking allowed in the old days like inside?
33:04You could smoke planes in the old days.
33:06Oh my god.
33:08And in restaurants.
33:10Tony thinks he might like to try dancing
33:12with someone else for a change.
33:14Well, I reckon he's going to ask her to dance.
33:16What do you think?
33:18Yeah.
33:20He's mesmerised by this one.
33:22Did they even know each other
33:24or did they just start dancing together?
33:26I think they just started dancing.
33:28But that's what we did when we went to the dances.
33:30You just got up and danced
33:32with anybody.
33:34Yeah, it was.
33:36I don't think much has changed these days.
33:38It's a bit more awkward now.
33:40Is it?
33:42So how do you dance in a nightclub?
33:44Probably like a strip club
33:46instead.
33:48You just drink alcohol and they all get drunk.
33:50You don't go to strip clubs.
33:52How do you know?
33:54I'm just getting a bit carried away now.
33:56You don't even like going to the city
33:58by yourself on a bus.
34:00Yeah, I'm good.
34:02I don't need to drive you everywhere.
34:06Tony convinces his new dance partner
34:08to enter a competition with him.
34:10How's Johnny Travolta going to beat that?
34:14In the end, he wins the contest
34:16and the girl.
34:20We should go to lessons.
34:24I want to go with an attractive male though.
34:26Oh well,
34:28you might not be able to find an attractive male to go with.
34:30Of course you will.
34:44What's the one
34:46where you beep beep on a car?
34:50Oh my darling,
34:52knock three times on the ceiling
34:54if you want me.
34:56No!
35:00The naughty song that does
35:04something like
35:06a head, shoulders.
35:08Matenga puka whiwhi
35:10puku hope wawae
35:12Matenga puka whiwhi
35:14puku hope wawae
35:16Matenga puka whiwhi
35:18puku hope wawae
35:20Taringa kanohi
35:22mangae
35:24Oh, kanohi.
35:26That means eyes.
35:28I know, I just learnt that.
35:32On Monday night, we tuned in to Prime
35:34for a documentary about a young Nelson woman
35:36with an extraordinary problem.
35:38My name's Renee Harby.
35:40Nigga that fanny fucking disgust.
35:44Oh, she said the word.
35:46Turn it up.
35:48Man, how do you put that sort of language on TV?
35:50I've got a problem in my brain
35:52which causes Tourette's syndrome.
35:56I love her.
35:58I'm going to have deep brain stimulation.
36:00You tell me if it gets stronger.
36:02Which is a surgery that
36:04is very promising to help
36:06me cope with this a lot better.
36:08Nigga, shut up.
36:10And help me cunt load a lot
36:12much better, easier life for me and my son.
36:14Where does it come from?
36:16I don't know.
36:18Maybe the wiring
36:20just doesn't quite connect.
36:22I know it's not a cure
36:24but I hope it does
36:26do enough to change my life.
36:28Oh, she's got that sickness.
36:30What the heck do you call it?
36:32Yeah.
36:34Tourette's.
36:36Tourette's.
36:38I've never heard of that.
36:40Fanny fucker.
36:42Renee has severe Tourette's syndrome.
36:44A debilitating neurological disorder
36:46that she struggles with every day.
36:48Fanny fucker.
36:50I just want to look directly at you.
36:52Fanny focus on swearing in there.
36:54Fanny fuck you cunt.
36:56Shut up.
36:58I don't know. It's fucking weird.
37:00Fanny fuck you cunt.
37:02That's weird, sorry.
37:06Can't wait to get rid of it.
37:08Throw it away like a dirty old sock.
37:10Oh, darling.
37:12Life would be like a battleground.
37:14The incredible news is
37:16that in a month's time
37:18Renee will hopefully be able
37:20to throw her Tourette's away.
37:22Not like an old sock
37:24but with a radical procedure
37:26called deep brain stimulation.
37:28Doesn't hurt yourself.
37:30To actually have
37:32the brain stimulation done
37:34for Tourette's.
37:36And plant electrodes
37:38on the areas of the brain
37:40that they think causes Tourette's.
37:42Oh, you poor baby.
37:44She's got no control over that.
37:46Renee's close-knit family
37:48have been with her through thick and thin
37:50and have helped her raise her son, Nico.
37:54Who does this?
37:56What is this?
37:58Oh my God.
38:02Nana, this is just so good.
38:04Are you quite happy?
38:06Yes.
38:08Look at her beautiful little
38:10sunlight-soaked, scrump face.
38:12Happy birthday to you.
38:20Oh, how lovely.
38:22Despite her Tourette's,
38:24Nico's having a happier childhood
38:26than she did.
38:28I mean, imagine how kids treated her.
38:32Oh, everyone.
38:34God.
38:36Nico is off to a better start
38:38and I'm so proud of that.
38:42Yet she's worried about
38:44how Nico will cope
38:46should anything go wrong.
38:48I think that would be my worst
38:50sign of fear.
38:52Losing my life, shit, or something.
38:54And then my loved one.
38:56It's so beautiful
38:58having to
39:00deal with that.
39:02I've got hopes to see that.
39:04Aren't we lucky
39:06we've got a wife?
39:08Yeah, you're damn right.
39:10She should think every day that you're alive.
39:12That's right.
39:14And I do.
39:16This is it.
39:18There's no backing out now.
39:22I'll be the first with Tourette's.
39:24You know, I have just done one
39:26in New Zealand.
39:28It's going to be alright.
39:32Okay?
39:40Oh.
39:42Oh!
39:46The big moment is almost here
39:48when Renee can close the door
39:50on 15 years of living with
39:52Tourette's.
39:54You're going to the unknown now.
39:56In this operation,
39:58the wires from the electrodes in her brain
40:00are fed down the side of her neck
40:02and then connected to the
40:04battery pack. The surgeon slips
40:06the battery into her chest
40:08just below the collarbone.
40:10The surgical side
40:12of Renee's journey is over.
40:14All that's left is the battery switch
40:16on tomorrow.
40:18I can't explain to you
40:20the feeling that I've got inside.
40:24She's going to...
40:26She's going to be alright.
40:28Of course she is, Nana.
40:30Oh, wouldn't it be amazing?
40:32God, yes.
40:36Renee's doctors set the battery
40:38to the lowest level
40:40before she leaves the hospital.
40:42Then, every two days,
40:44Renee has to gradually increase
40:46the voltage herself.
40:48Oh, I've never done it on my own before.
40:50This one's for my left-hand side
40:52of my brain, and that's for my right.
40:54Fucking shit.
40:56Okay, I'm getting a bit nervous. Hold on.
40:58Okay, left-hand side of the brain.
41:00I'm up 110.
41:04Oh, that's really good.
41:06Okay, see, I feel fucking good.
41:08Like...
41:10I don't know.
41:14Imagine the euphoria she'd be feeling.
41:16But has the stimulation
41:18decreased her ticking?
41:20Tell you what, it's working.
41:22It really is working.
41:24I think I can just start to feel that feeling
41:26that it's okay, I'm not scared
41:28or anything.
41:32I love you, mate.
41:34We're out here, eh?
41:36Four weeks after brain surgery,
41:38I'm walking in the park with my son,
41:40and no one's staring,
41:42no one's laughing or giggling.
41:44Lovely view, isn't it?
41:50I was just enjoying
41:52me and him time.
41:56This is a miracle.
41:58This is amazing.
42:00Holy moly, Mum's brain might fall out.
42:02Do you want to come over here now?
42:04Go, you have a go. Good boy.
42:06I just wanted to focus on him.
42:08Oh, that makes me want to cry.
42:10Oh, isn't that amazing?
42:12He's put his mum back out.
42:14I got to have a dance
42:16with my nana.
42:18She whistled it in my ear sometime,
42:20and she was like, this is just so great.
42:22You're just different.
42:24You're really different.
42:26You're so young. Yeah, that was nice.
42:28Renee, I can see
42:30Renee just fly.
42:34It worries me a wee bit,
42:36but I can see her fly.
42:38She's going to have feathers.
42:40There won't be
42:42anything stopping her now.
42:46Jesus!
42:48Oh, that's my picture.
42:50Oh, well.
42:52I'll get up
42:54and fix it later.
42:56I want to finish this.
42:58And I want to make just me
43:00and my son proud.
43:06She's so cool.
43:12Great story, that.
43:14Go, girl, Renee.
43:16New sense of purpose.
43:18I like that.
43:20You do, you.
43:28Oh,
43:30oh,
43:32oh,
43:34oh.