WWF Wrestling Challenge 1992-03-01

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00:00From the North Star State, it's WWF Wrestling Challenge!
00:06Hello everyone, I'm Gorilla Monson, along with Bobby the Brain, Heenan and Brain, March is upon us!
00:11Speaking of the month of March, you know that old saying,
00:13March comes in like a lion and goes out like a snake.
00:16And speaking of snakes, you answer me this question.
00:20Why did The Undertaker stop Jake the Snake Roberts from leveling The Savage Family?
00:26Are you kidding? Don't you have a clue?
00:28If there's any cremation to be done, The Undertaker wants to do it!
00:31Well, I want to see what's going to happen on this week's edition of the Funeral Power,
00:35because you know who the guest is, Jake the Snake Roberts.
00:38It's going to be interesting, to say the least. Here we go!
00:58Joining us this week on Wrestling Challenge, Monson, is the big man who rules the world, Sick Justice!
01:23Late breaking news, comes up in our special report, we have new WWF Tag Team Champions!
01:29They are IRS and the Billion Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase!
01:33And they're managed by Jimmy Hart, that's right, Jimmy Hart!
01:36And also on hand, that great Native American, Tataka!
01:40And they're nastier than ever, that's right, the Nasty Boys are here!
01:43All kinds of action going down, let's go down to ringside!
01:47How about that news, Brain? Denver, Colorado now with another claim to fame!
01:54World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions were crowned new ones,
01:58in the form of the Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase, and of course his partner, Erwin R. Shyster!
02:04And how about their manager, Jimmy Hart? Did he pull it off or did he, Monson?
02:09That little backstabber, he took a page right out of your book, Brain!
02:15And weaseled his way right in there!
02:17Hey, as far as I'm concerned, the way I hear it, Jimmy pulled some shrewd, shrewd business out!
02:23Yeah, he's great, great Jimmy!
02:25Now, he's the manager of the new champions, he's the new manager of the Million Dollar Man and IRS,
02:30and natural disasters are left out in the cold!
02:33He dumped them?
02:34He dumped them!
02:35Well, maybe he had a reason to dump them!
02:38We're gonna have the whole lowdown for you, in our special report in just a few moments.
02:43In fact, right after this tremendous matchup, here with the model, Rick Martel.
02:48Congratulations, Jimmy!
02:49I can't believe it!
02:50Congratulations!
02:51I hope he tripled his life insurance, and made me the beneficiary!
02:55Oh, you're taking it too serious, Monson!
02:58It's business! It's good business!
03:00It's good business to double-cross your own man?
03:03As big as they are, you quadruple-cross them!
03:09Hey, there's a piece of business right there, huh?
03:13You look in great shape.
03:14The model, Rick Martel, arrogant indeed.
03:17Nice move there by the youngster, but not enough to hold a big guy down.
03:25For those of you in Portland, Maine, and the surrounds,
03:27tomorrow night's your opportunity to see live WWF action at the Cumberland County Civic Center,
03:32beginning at 8 p.m.
03:33Stars such as the Big Boss Man, the Natural Disasters, El Matador, Tito Santana, and others
03:39brace the ring of the Cumberland County Civic Center.
03:41Live WWF action tomorrow night, March 1st.
03:49I can't get over Jimmy Hart.
03:51I don't know where he gets off thinking he's going to get away with this.
03:54It's like murder he's getting away with.
03:56Well, look at it this way.
03:57He's manager now of the World Wrestling Federation Tag Champions.
04:01He did what he had to do, but he knew what he had to do.
04:03He's been there before, and back.
04:06And he'll probably be there again.
04:10If he's going to get what's coming to him, you can bet on it.
04:14The arrogance is out of quick cartel.
04:18Just look at that face.
04:21Hey, Monsoon, arrogance is in the air.
04:24Yeah, I can smell it.
04:26I think it's that horrible shirt you've been wearing for the last three weeks now.
04:30I'm Indiana's favorite Bobby.
04:32Yeah.
04:34We'll find that out come April 5th.
04:37Who's favorite you are?
04:40There's the can of arrogance.
04:43Yeah, you'd think if he had some kind of class, he would have that in a nice glass decanter or something.
04:50Well, I think for the people that he sprays.
04:52Oh, there it is.
04:54He's got him.
04:55Boston Crab.
04:56Referee calling for the balance all over.
04:59Oh, sit back further.
05:01Sit way back.
05:02Back, back, back, back, back, back, back.
05:05Quiet, Mike is talking.
05:10Oh, my God, Rick Martell looking good.
05:13Run that replay so I can see this.
05:15We're not going to see any more of this.
05:17Why not?
05:18Because I don't want to see any more of this.
05:20We've got all kinds of exciting things coming up on our special report.
05:23Don't you want to know what's going on?
05:25Okay, a break.
05:26Here we go.
05:27Special report coming at you.
05:31Special report.
05:39Hello, everyone.
05:40This week's special report is brought to you by Coliseum Home Video,
05:44exclusive distributors of Royal Rumble 92, which is available right now.
05:50Dateline, Denver, Colorado.
05:52Recently, the Legion of Doom were scheduled to defend their tag team titles against the natural disasters.
05:58However, prior to that title match,
06:01Jimmy Hart, manager and spokesperson for the natural disasters,
06:04contacted the WWF president, Mr. Jack Tunney,
06:08to inform him that one of the members of Legion of Doom
06:11had been injured in a previous match with the natural disasters.
06:15He added that in the interest of fairness,
06:18perhaps Mr. Jack Tunney should consider the Legion of Doom
06:22defending their titles against a different tag team combination.
06:26In this case, the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase and IRS.
06:31This request, according to Jimmy Hart,
06:33came with the full consent and support of the natural disasters,
06:37who again, according to Jimmy Hart,
06:39only wished to take on the Legion of Doom
06:42when LOD was once again at their 100% capacity.
06:47President Jack Tunney agreed.
06:49And now the result is we have new WWF tag team champions,
06:54the Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase and Erwin R. Scheister.
06:59However, as this story unfolds,
07:02it is now appearing that Jimmy Hart took dirty money
07:06from the Million Dollar Man to maneuver the natural disasters
07:09out of their rightful position as the number one contenders.
07:13The whole thing was just a setup.
07:17A sting, a scam.
07:19The natural disasters have understandably fired Jimmy Hart
07:23They have categorically denied ever giving him their consent on this matter.
07:29They never knew a thing about it.
07:32Of course, President Jack Tunney cannot change the referee's official decision.
07:37However, he has ruled that on April 5th at WrestleMania 8,
07:42the very first mandatory title defense by the new champions,
07:46the Million Dollar Man and IRS,
07:49now managed, by the way, by Jimmy Hart,
07:51will in fact be against Earthquake and Typhoon, the natural disasters.
07:57Standing by with their latest comments are the Million Dollar Man and Erwin R. Scheister,
08:03along with their new manager, Jimmy Hart.
08:08That's right. You're looking at the new WWF tag team champions, Money Incorporated.
08:13Tunney, who do you think you are telling IRS and the Million Dollar Man
08:17where and when we have to defend these titles?
08:20And whom we have to defend them against at WrestleMania?
08:23The natural disasters? They're nothing but rule breakers, cheaters.
08:26They just as soon break your arm.
08:28We're athletes. We're champions.
08:30And we have the best wrestling manager in the World Wrestling Federation, Jimmy Hart.
08:33And he knows all the flaws of the natural disasters.
08:36That's right. And they've got a lot of flaws. And I'll tell you too.
08:38I know they've got some flaws. I'm going to tell you.
08:43Can you believe all the things that are going down here right now in the World Wrestling Federation?
08:48Another tremendous decision made by President Jack Tunney.
08:52The only thing he could do. The only avenue left open to him.
08:57He did it. And I'm glad he did it, Crane.
08:59Nothing he could do about the titles. The titles now belong, of course.
09:03Oh, listen to that.
09:04Hit the deck. In the end.
09:06Will you stop?
09:10Couldn't strip IRS and the Million Dollar Man of the title.
09:13But he made it mandatory that their first title defense be at WrestleMania VIII in the Hoosier Dome.
09:20And the opponents, the natural disasters.
09:23I think it stinks. I think Jimmy Hart, as shrewd as he operates,
09:27should be able to pick the opponents for the first title defense.
09:30You know natural disasters.
09:31But obviously, he thinks the same way.
09:33Well, you know what natural disasters are going to do?
09:35They're going to tear IRS and DBIC apart.
09:39They're going to try to get their hands on Jimmy Hart.
09:41They want those titles so bad.
09:43Now they have a little extra incentive.
09:45I think this may backfire on Jimmy.
09:47Can you imagine, Crane, the audacity of that little runt
09:50telling Earthquake and Typhoon to show up a little bit late in Denver?
09:55Didn't have to worry their match is going to be on later in the evening
09:59and then selling them down the river.
10:01Well, that's hearsay. I never heard this from Jimmy.
10:04I never heard this from Jimmy.
10:07What a body on Tatanka.
10:11Tatumo here.
10:12Tatanka.
10:13Tatanka.
10:14Sorry.
10:17Nice move there.
10:20The slogan is, March will go in like a lion.
10:23Definitely in Portland, Maine tomorrow night for live WWF action
10:27at the Cumberland County Civic Center.
10:29The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase on the card.
10:31Repo Man as well, in addition to Rowdy Roddy Piper.
10:35The WWF tomorrow night at 8 p.m.
10:37at the Cumberland County Civic Center in Portland, Maine.
10:45Oh, look at this.
10:46Wow.
10:47Power crush slam.
10:50Oh, look around.
10:51We had a chance to talk to this tremendous Native American.
10:54Here he is, Tatanka.
10:57All my Native Americans and chiefs of past and present,
11:01of the great Indian nations, have chosen me to be Tatanka.
11:06And the red hair symbolizes the bloodline of all Indian nations
11:10coming together for one purpose.
11:17Oh, that purpose is obvious.
11:21Look at the body on him, Monsoon.
11:24This man looks like a winner.
11:25Natural ability, look out.
11:27Elevator down.
11:29But the wagon's in a circle, it's over.
11:31It's not over.
11:36Let's go up and get the official word from the lovely Mike McGurk.
11:39Cheers.
11:40Tatanka!
11:44Tatanka obviously headed in from 5th to the Hoosier Dome, Indianapolis,
11:50with that record-breaking attendance of over 72,000 at WrestleMania VIII.
11:56Hey, Gorilla, do you remember WrestleMania III
11:58when Mary Hart fell in love with me
12:00and Bob Euchre couldn't even understand what a baseball card was?
12:03Mary Hart fell in love with you?
12:05Oh, please.
12:06WrestleMania IV, remember the big celebration
12:09with Randy and Liz and the Hulkster?
12:12Hey, Monsoon, how about WrestleMania VI,
12:14when Robin Leach, you know, host of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous,
12:17was the presenter of the belt?
12:19Not near as interesting, though, as Madison Square Garden,
12:22WrestleMania I, when Liberace was kicking it up with the Rockettes.
12:26How about that?
12:27They liked me.
12:28And if you want to be part of WrestleMania VIII,
12:30for tickets charged by phone,
12:321-317-239-5151,
12:36and Midwest Ticketmaster, the Hoosier Dome box office,
12:40or top-to-bottom travel package,
12:43just call TCA at 1-800-622-0305.
12:49Be part of it.
12:51Hello, everyone, and welcome.
12:52There is a definite sense of urgency here in Boston,
12:55especially for those who have not secured their seats
12:57to catch all the action live tonight
12:59when it starts at 8 p.m. at the Boston Garden.
13:02After hearing the news at the top of the hour,
13:04the tag team battle scheduled to take place
13:06has become very interesting.
13:08The natural disasters, earthquake and typhoon,
13:10will collide with Sgt. Slaughter and Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
13:13And the heat is on in the main event
13:15as Sid Justice gets set to team up
13:17with the World Wrestling Federation champion Ric Flair
13:19together they collide with Rowdy Roddy Piper,
13:21the Intercontinental title holder,
13:23and Hulk Hogan.
13:25You call yourself a team?
13:27This is a team.
13:29This is a perfect team.
13:31And we're the talk of the town.
13:33Look at her like this, Hulkster,
13:36and you, Hot Rod.
13:38This assures me of two things.
13:42I got the biggest and the baddest man
13:44in all the WWF on my side.
13:48And that means we got the power,
13:51we got the finesse,
13:53we got the brains,
13:55and Piper, there'll be no place to run and hide.
13:58And Hogan, look what's waiting for you.
14:02And you two idiots won't know
14:04why they say I am the man
14:07that rules the world.
14:09Woo!
14:11You know something?
14:12Jack Tunny, Rowdy Roddy,
14:14must want to take care of all the family business
14:16one day.
14:17You know, you versus Ric Flair
14:19is main event, brother.
14:21And if it went down that way,
14:22I know you'd be the WWF champion.
14:24Me versus Sid Justice,
14:26that could happen anyplace, anytime.
14:28But in the same ring,
14:30the same ring,
14:31me and the Roddy one
14:33against Flair and Sid Justice,
14:35you guys don't have a chance.
14:37Mr. Tunny, you might as well
14:39retire your fat butt.
14:41Do what you do best.
14:43Sleep!
14:44Sid Justice, do what you do best.
14:46I'm looking for a baby.
14:48Are you kidding me?
14:49You think we ruled for the last ten years
14:52because we're dummies?
14:54You big goofball.
14:56Are you sick today?
14:57Poor baby.
14:58Let me tell you something.
14:59You got Flair buzzing in your ear
15:01thinking you're gonna do something.
15:03When we get a hold of you,
15:04and the power comes together,
15:06you know what else you can do?
15:08Just get set to sweat.
15:10The Hulkster and the Hot Scott
15:11out to punish Ric Flair and Sid Justice.
15:13See it all happen tonight
15:14when it starts at 8 p.m.
15:15at the Boston Garden.
15:20Out of this world entertainment
15:21by the Hulkster himself,
15:23Suburban Commando,
15:24now available in video stores
15:26everywhere.
15:30The following contest
15:31is scheduled for one fall.
15:33There's a couple of little
15:34Hulksters right there.
15:35Curling in the ring,
15:36weighing in at 225 pounds,
15:37unhailing from Oklahoma City,
15:40Oklahoma.
15:41Here is Ed Robinson.
15:45Boy, I wouldn't want to be
15:46an Ed Robinson.
15:47What's that little runt
15:48doing in the...
15:49Shut up, shut up.
15:50I'm gonna tell everybody
15:51something.
15:52Listen to me.
15:53From now on,
15:54nobody announces the man
15:57who rules the world
15:59except for me,
16:01Harvey Whippleman.
16:03Whippleman?
16:04I want all of you peons
16:07to stand up on your feet
16:09and show respect
16:11to the man who ruled the world,
16:15Sid Justice.
16:18Asking everybody to stand up.
16:19Was he standing up?
16:20I'm standing up.
16:21Looks like to me
16:22he was on his knees.
16:23I'm standing up too.
16:24Why don't you sit down?
16:25But Hulk Hogan's gonna be
16:26on his knees at Wrestlemania,
16:29looking up at Big Sid Justice,
16:31begging him for mercy.
16:33Take a look at that
16:34hung of humanity.
16:35One half of the double
16:37main event at Wrestlemania 8
16:39as he faces one-on-one
16:41the immortal Hulk Hogan.
16:43And of course,
16:44the other half
16:45for the World Wrestling
16:46Federation Championship
16:48as your man,
16:49Ric Flair,
16:50faces former WWF champion,
16:52the Macho Man,
16:53Randy Savage.
16:54Well, it appears to me
16:56that Sid Justice
16:57is so intense,
16:59he wants Hogan real bad.
17:01And Savage wants Flair
17:03and the title just as bad.
17:05Wrestlemania 8 monsoon
17:06is gonna be something.
17:08Look at this.
17:09That's a joke, referee.
17:10Give me a break.
17:13Listen to the chant
17:14of Hogan here.
17:18I'll tell you,
17:19I bet there's one person now
17:20telling the people to shut up
17:21and that's Hogan.
17:22He don't want any part
17:23of Sid Justice.
17:27Unlike the Royal Rumble brain,
17:29he won't be able to sneak up
17:31behind the Hulkster.
17:32He'll have to beat him.
17:34Whoa!
17:35Face to face.
17:36Oh, my God.
17:37Look at that.
17:39I think you better call
17:40the paramedics.
17:43Wow.
17:44Here is your winner,
17:46Sid Justice.
17:50Sid Justice making
17:51short work of it.
17:52It'll be a little tougher
17:53coming from five.
17:54I'm the man!
18:04Obviously schizophrenic tendencies.
18:06I can see it in his eyes.
18:08He's nuts.
18:09He is crazy.
18:11And I don't want to get near him.
18:14Look at that.
18:15What's that whip doing
18:16with the stethoscope?
18:18Let's go back and take a look.
18:20Look at this powerbomb, monsoon.
18:22He's got to be silent
18:23almost eight feet in the air.
18:25Look at this.
18:26Again.
18:28He may have terminated
18:29that youngster's career.
18:30You're looking at the man!
18:33Man to man.
18:35That fears nobody.
18:38A man that fears nobody.
18:41Oh, you better take him
18:42out of this dresser.
18:43He could have a broken back.
18:46Come on.
18:47Hang goulet.
18:48Do something.
18:49Step into it.
18:50Look at this.
18:51Wow.
18:52Come on.
18:55What a dangerous individual.
18:57Wow.
18:58Here we go to the event center
19:00to take it away.
19:30Very intriguing matchup.
19:32The Natural Disasters
19:33Earthquake and Typhoon.
19:34They take on Sergeant Slaughter
19:36and Hacksaw Jim Duggan.
19:38The awesome force
19:39of the Natural Disasters
19:40is standing by.
19:41Then we'll hear
19:42from the patriotic duo.
19:44When Jimmy Hart
19:45formed the Natural Disasters,
19:47he said he was going to
19:48guide us to the top.
19:50Well, Jimmy's not with us anymore.
19:52But that's okay
19:53because it won't change
19:55the Natural Disasters plans
19:57and the WWF.
19:58Sergeant Slaughter
19:59and Hacksaw Jim Duggan,
20:00you've signed a match
20:01with the Natural Disasters.
20:03You are entering
20:04the Disaster Area.
20:06Slaughter Duggan,
20:07it's like the Quake says.
20:08Jimmy Hart is no longer with us,
20:10but it doesn't change things
20:12one bit because we're not
20:13coming inside that ring
20:14to shake your hand
20:15or give you a big kiss
20:16on the cheek.
20:17It's no Mr. Nice Guy.
20:19We're coming in for one thing,
20:20to make that ring
20:21a Disaster Area.
20:23And believe me,
20:24when you get finished
20:25with the Quake and the Typhoon,
20:27that's just what it's going to be.
20:31Hey, folks!
20:32All you people out there know
20:33where Hacksaw Jim Duggan
20:35and Sergeant Slaughter stand.
20:37We're two proud Americans.
20:38But when we step in the ring
20:40with two great,
20:41big,
20:42humongous men,
20:43it doesn't make a difference
20:45where we're from.
20:47Ball!
20:48It makes a big difference
20:49when everybody out there
20:50is chanting
20:51USA! USA!
20:53So, Big Natural Disasters,
20:56you're in for a long,
20:57long evening,
20:59tough guy.
21:00That's exactly right.
21:02Natural Disasters,
21:03when you come to that ring,
21:05don't worry about Jimmy Hart
21:06not being there.
21:07Worry about Hacksaw Jim Duggan
21:09and Sergeant Slaughter
21:11because we're going to beat you
21:12and that's an order.
21:15Despite the present circumstance,
21:16the Sergeant Slaughter
21:17and Hacksaw Jim Duggan
21:18are ready to march into battle
21:20to bring down
21:21the Natural Disasters.
21:22You'll see that in Qatar
21:23and so much more
21:24when it begins tonight
21:25at 8 p.m.
21:26at the Boston Garden.
21:27Don't miss your chance
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21:51about to invade here.
21:54Oh, he's put together
21:55all right, Monsoon.
21:56But you see,
21:57from the neck up,
21:58nothing's happening.
22:00What do you mean
22:01nothing's happening?
22:04I'll tell you
22:05what is happening, Brain.
22:06Phones are ringing
22:07off the hook
22:08everywhere
22:09at the Hoosier Dome
22:10in Indianapolis
22:11and at ticket offices
22:13all over the country.
22:14Everybody buying
22:15for those
22:16WrestleMania 8 tickets.
22:17An event that's going to be
22:19a classic, Brain,
22:20if you don't want to get left out.
22:21And all your friends,
22:22I know,
22:23you're going to be looking
22:24for tickets.
22:25Now's the time to get them
22:26because very soon
22:27it's going to be too late.
22:28You better get them now.
22:29The last thing you want to do
22:30is wake up the next day
22:31and find out you missed
22:32probably the hottest event
22:33of a lifetime.
22:34First time ever
22:35in the history
22:36of WrestleMania,
22:37double main event.
22:38The ramifications
22:39are unbelievable.
22:43Sid Justice
22:44is going to take
22:45the Hulkster apart.
22:48A lot of guys
22:49have tried that
22:50in the past, Brain.
22:51Unsuccessfully,
22:52I might add.
22:53Yes.
22:54But Hulk has never
22:55been in there
22:56with a man
22:57who is totally nuts.
22:58Why do you keep
22:59skirting the issue, Brain,
23:00of your guy,
23:02Ric Flair,
23:03perhaps not being too happy
23:05about having to face
23:06the Macho Man?
23:07Well, at first,
23:08I understand
23:09from Mr. Perfect,
23:10he was a little concerned.
23:12Naturally so.
23:13Former World Wrestling
23:14Federation champion.
23:15But what he knows
23:16about Savage,
23:17believe me.
23:18Yeah, what is all
23:19that garbage
23:20all those rumors
23:21that are floating around?
23:22What does
23:23Flair know about
23:24the Macho Man,
23:25Randy Savage,
23:26that everybody else
23:27doesn't know?
23:28You got me, Monster.
23:29I got you, huh?
23:30I'd like to catch you.
23:32Here it comes!
23:34The patented
23:35Power Slam
23:36of the Daily Bar.
23:38Forget about it.
23:39That knocks the wind
23:40out right out of you.
23:44Let's go up
23:45and get the official word.
23:46Here is your winner,
23:47the British Bulldog.
23:50Right now,
23:51though, get ready for this, folks.
23:52Courtesy of Superstars
23:53of Wrestling,
23:54this week,
23:55let's take a look
23:56at the funeral parlor.
23:57Oh, yeah.
24:00Well, this, no doubt,
24:01should be very,
24:02very interesting.
24:03Jake the Snake Roberts,
24:04the guest of Paul Bearer.
24:05Welcome.
24:08Come on in
24:09to my funeral parlor.
24:13You know,
24:14we all have histories.
24:17Some of them
24:18are better left alone.
24:21My very special guest
24:23this week
24:24is a man
24:26that certainly has
24:27a history
24:28that everybody around
24:30the line knows about,
24:32and that is none other
24:35than Jake
24:36the Snake Roberts.
24:40Trust me,
24:41I don't think
24:42there's any person
24:43in the world
24:44that would trust
24:45that man.
24:47He is a snake,
24:48big man.
24:53I think he's missing
24:54really in the scales.
24:55Hello, Mr. Roberts.
24:57Welcome once again
24:59to my funeral parlor.
25:02If you don't mind,
25:03I'd like to talk
25:05just a moment
25:06about your history,
25:08about your history
25:10with the macho man
25:12Randy Savage.
25:15Everybody around the world
25:17remembers SummerSlam,
25:19the reception
25:21when the lovely Elizabeth
25:23was opening up her presents.
25:26One of your cobras
25:27jumped out
25:28and almost started a dance.
25:31Oh, yes.
25:33And then there was
25:34the time that you had
25:35the macho man
25:37tied up in the robes.
25:39Your giant king cobra
25:41with his venomous mane
25:43sunk deep in his arms.
25:45And you, Mr. Roberts,
25:47were laughing
25:48and shaking the snake.
25:50And then there was
25:52Tuesday in Texas.
25:54Oh, yes,
25:56Miss Elizabeth
25:57was prostrate over her husband,
26:00crying,
26:01begging for you
26:02to leave her alone.
26:04But no, Mr. Roberts,
26:06you put your hands
26:08on her lovely face.
26:11And then,
26:12just last week,
26:14Mr. Roberts,
26:15after your match
26:16with the macho man,
26:18you were lurking
26:19behind the curtain
26:21like a buzzard
26:22on a fence post
26:24with a steel chair
26:26ready to send Elizabeth
26:28to meet her maker.
26:29Just shut up.
26:31Let me tell you something, brother.
26:32I'm not here to be judged by you.
26:35Who needs to do some explaining
26:38is the Undertaker.
26:40I need to find out
26:41just which side he's on.
26:44What side of the river
26:45does he stand on?
26:46Which side of the fence
26:47does a man stand on?
26:49That's what I need to know.
26:51Well, why don't you
26:53just ask him yourself?
26:55Oh, yes.
26:57Oh, all right.
26:58Now things are going to get
26:59very, very interesting.
27:02Wait a minute.
27:03From behind.
27:04There he is, right there.
27:05He's right behind Paul Bearer.
27:07There's the Undertaker.
27:10Ooh.
27:16You and I
27:18have a real problem.
27:22Now I'm standing here
27:23and you need to tell me something
27:25face to face.
27:28Just who in the hell
27:30do you think you are
27:32and whose side are you on?
27:35You tell me
27:36whose side are you on?
27:46Come on.
27:47Tell me.
27:48Tell me whose side you're on.
27:51Face to face.
27:52Come on.
27:54Make up your mind, man.
27:56You make it up.
27:59Not yours.
28:07Wait a minute.
28:08Is this what makes you tick?
28:10Is this what you need in life?
28:12Is this your cross
28:13that you have to have, brother?
28:15There it is, man.
28:16Let me tell you something,
28:17though, big boy.
28:18I owe you one.
28:20Don't turn your back on me.
28:22I owe you one.
28:24Oh, wait a minute.
28:26Look what he did.
28:28You blocked it.
28:29What did you do?
28:30His hand.
28:31His hand is caught
28:32in the end of that coffin.
28:33What did you do?
28:34What did you do?
28:35Oh, my God.
28:36Oh, my God.
28:37Oh, no.
28:38Wait a minute.
28:39Jacob Stokes
28:40sits down.
28:41Oh, he's skating a DDT.
28:43Wow, McMahon.
28:47What is going on?
28:48Look at this.
28:49The Undertaker
28:50trying to get his hand
28:51out of the casket.
28:53It's sealed shut.
28:55It's tight.
28:56It can't be moved.
28:58They've got to be
28:59smashing his fingers, McMahon,
29:00flat.
29:01They've got to be
29:02smashing them flat.
29:05And Paul Bear is out.
29:08Oh, wait.
29:09Wait a minute.
29:11Oh, look at that.
29:13Jake does
29:14skate again.
29:17From behind,
29:18attacking with a steel chair.
29:20Oh, man.
29:23The Undertaker
29:25limp now.
29:27His hand's still in the casket.
29:31So now
29:33as you can see...
29:36Wait a minute.
29:37He's back up.
29:38He's back up on his feet.
29:40The Undertaker
29:41standing tall.
29:43Okay.
29:44I'm going to play for a little bit.
29:45I'll get my hand.
29:48I like to play too.
29:53Jake Robinson
29:54down with a chair.
29:56The casket down.
29:57The full weight of the casket,
29:58McMahon, on his hand.
30:01Roberts
30:03working in the rib area.
30:05Once again,
30:06the Undertaker
30:08is fit.
30:10I can't believe
30:11what has happened.
30:12I can't believe
30:13what Jake has done.
30:17Before I was so rudely interrupted,
30:20I was about to say,
30:23as you can see...
30:27Wait a minute.
30:30He's standing up again.
30:32You're some kind of freak, huh?
30:34Yeah, you're a real freak, boy.
30:36Come on.
30:38I got something left for you.
30:40Look at this.
30:41The Undertaker
30:42is back on his feet.
30:44He's trying to drag the casket.
30:45He's trying to get his hands
30:47on Jake to Snake Roberts.
30:52The Undertaker
30:53is coming for him.
30:55I've never seen anything like this,
30:57McMahon.
30:58He's dragging that casket.
30:59That casket's got to weigh
31:00a couple hundred pounds at least.
31:10Jake Roberts
31:11is thinking about
31:12getting out of town.
31:14Look at this.
31:15Moving back in.
31:17Look.
31:19Nothing can stop
31:20the Undertaker.
31:23The Undertaker
31:24slowly but surely
31:26continuing to stalk
31:28Jake to Snake Roberts,
31:29dragging the casket
31:31in his left hand.
31:32Oh, look at that.
31:33That's it.
31:34Take a knee out.
31:43Roberts
31:44can't believe
31:45the Undertaker
31:46is again standing tall.
31:49And yes,
31:50dragging the casket
31:51slowly.
31:54Is there no stopping
31:55this guy, McMahon?
31:59And again,
32:00Jake Roberts moving back in
32:01on the Undertaker.
32:04A chair catch.
32:05Oh.
32:06Oh, wow.
32:08Nothing is going to stop
32:09the Undertaker.
32:10Nothing is going to stop him.
32:14If Jake Roberts knows
32:15what's good for him,
32:16he'll get out of this arena,
32:18and he'll get out of this arena
32:19fast.
32:20Nothing is stopping
32:21the Undertaker.
32:22He's still stalking him.
32:29The Undertaker
32:37Ladies and gentlemen,
32:38after what we have just seen
32:39in the funeral parlor,
32:40I have to question
32:42Jake Roberts.
32:43How low
32:44can this snake go?
32:45And what about
32:46the Undertaker?
32:47Absolutely incredible
32:49the amount of punishment
32:50this man can take.
32:52Jake Roberts
32:53truly
32:54demonic.
32:55All right,
32:56now as promised,
32:57here we go with your
32:58WrestleMania report
32:59back to that sensational card.
33:01WrestleMania 8
33:02coming up
33:03at the Hoosier Dome
33:04in Indianapolis
33:05Sunday, April the 5th.
33:06Gigantic double main event
33:08headlining that spectacular card.
33:11The immortal Hulk Hogan
33:12one-on-one
33:13against this man,
33:15Sid Justice.
33:17See, Hulk Hogan,
33:18you're running around,
33:19you're spouting your big mouth,
33:20you're saying to everybody,
33:22hey, I've been here,
33:23I've seen him come and go.
33:26But let me tell you something.
33:28See, there's two types of bees
33:29in this world.
33:31There's a bee
33:32that makes honey,
33:34and there's like yourself,
33:35fatso,
33:36that there used to be.
33:38Now I'm the new man
33:39around here.
33:40I'm the man
33:42when I walk
33:43the ground shakes.
33:46I am the man
33:49that everyone fears.
33:52I am the man
33:53I am the man
33:55in mania
33:56who will put an end
33:57to Hulkamania.
33:59I am the man
34:01that rules
34:02the world.
34:07You know something, maniacs?
34:08I've seen the look before.
34:10I've seen the look before.
34:11When I saw Sid Justice
34:13at the press conference,
34:14when I saw the look in his eyes,
34:15I knew I saw it before.
34:17That's why I looked at the tape
34:19over and over,
34:20and finally it came to me.
34:21In the middle of the night,
34:22I realized that cold stare,
34:24that cold blood
34:25that runs through his veins.
34:26It's the same stare
34:28I've seen in the Dahmers
34:29of the world,
34:30or the Mansons of the world,
34:31brother.
34:32My God, you've seen
34:33what he's done
34:34already around the WWF.
34:35Who knows,
34:36between now
34:37and WrestleMania,
34:38what he's gonna get away from.
34:40We gotta stop the thing, man.
34:42Hulkamania,
34:43in its truest form,
34:44is the only way
34:45we can stop this maniac,
34:46this madman.
34:48That's why, brother,
34:49when you step into the world
34:50of Hulkamania,
34:51you're gonna find out
34:52that the four commandments
34:54that we've lived by
34:55through thick and thin
34:56will take your eyes first,
34:58the third one will take your breath,
35:00and the fourth one
35:01will take your soul, brother.
35:03What you gonna do
35:04when my brand of justice
35:06passes sentence on you?
35:09You know, the size
35:10of those two men involved
35:11in that gigantic match,
35:13it's gonna be like
35:14a couple of freight trains
35:15coming at each other
35:16and then colliding
35:18at the Hoosier Dome
35:19on Sunday, April the 5th.
35:20The other half
35:21of that double main event
35:22pits the number one contender
35:24in the World Wrestling
35:25Federation today,
35:26Macho Man Randy Savage,
35:28against the current
35:29reigning champion,
35:30this man, Ric Flair.
35:33Macho Man Randy Savage,
35:35WrestleMania VIII.
35:37You're going after
35:38the big one,
35:39the World Wrestling
35:40Federation champion,
35:41Ric Flair.
35:42But we know
35:43something about you,
35:44champ.
35:46We going
35:47to the big show, Randy!
35:50You're the Macho Man,
35:52former WWF champion,
35:54focused on WrestleMania VIII,
35:56focused on beating
35:57Ric Flair
35:59for the World Wrestling
36:00Federation championship.
36:01But my friend,
36:03we have a surprise for you,
36:05a surprise
36:06that will take
36:08the whole world by storm,
36:10a surprise
36:11that will unfocus you,
36:13a surprise
36:14that will bring victory
36:16to Ric Flair
36:17and Mr. Perfect
36:18at WrestleMania VIII.
36:20Woo!
36:24WrestleMania VIII,
36:25ooh, yeah!
36:27Indiana Hoosier Dome,
36:29the World Wrestling
36:30Federation championship
36:31built up for grabs.
36:32Ric Flair,
36:33you are the champion,
36:34yeah.
36:35And you see,
36:36you got a surprise.
36:37Well, I don't like surprises,
36:38don't even like you,
36:39yeah.
36:40Your ego's bigger than mine,
36:41I'm telling you right now,
36:43that at the Hoosier Dome,
36:44you're going to understand
36:45the fact
36:46to be the man,
36:47you got to beat the man,
36:48and that's what I'm
36:49doing.
36:50One, two, three,
36:51in the middle of the ring,
36:52and once again,
36:53be crowned
36:54the World Wrestling
36:55Federation champion.
36:56You understand that,
36:57Ric Flair?
36:58I'm coming after you,
36:59yeah!
37:00Bobby the Brain Heenan
37:01and Mr. Perfect,
37:02who's not perfect,
37:03you can be on the outside
37:04of the ring
37:05along with 72,000 other people
37:06and zillions of millions
37:07of people
37:08all around the world.
37:09A new champion,
37:10Ric Flair,
37:11the Macho Man,
37:12dig it!
37:14I, for one,
37:15would be surprised
37:16if Ric Flair
37:17has a surprise
37:18for the Macho Man,
37:19Randy Savage.
37:20Back to more action
37:21at WrestleMania 8.
37:23Big Intercontinental
37:24title defense
37:25for Rowdy Roddy Piper.
37:27His opponent
37:28and challenger,
37:29Bret the Hitman Hart,
37:30himself,
37:31a former
37:32Intercontinental champion.
37:33And folks,
37:34as you heard earlier,
37:35there are brand new
37:36tag team champions
37:37here in the
37:38World Wrestling Federation.
37:39The Million Dollar Man,
37:40Ted DiBiase,
37:41and IRS.
37:42They have a new manager,
37:44in the mouth of the south,
37:45Jimmy Hart.
37:46Their opponents,
37:47on April the 5th,
37:48the Natural Disasters.
37:50More on that
37:51in weeks to come.
37:52And ladies and gentlemen,
37:53this one,
37:54hot off the press
37:55because just signed,
37:57Shawn Michaels,
37:58accompanied by
37:59Sensational Sherry,
38:00meets the matador,
38:02Tito Santana.
38:04Ladies and gentlemen,
38:05I've got to believe
38:06that's going to be
38:07an extraordinary
38:08technical matchup
38:09between those two
38:10great superstars
38:11as part of the action
38:12in WrestleMania 8.
38:14Don't delay.
38:15Be part of the
38:1672,500
38:18who are going to experience
38:19WrestleMania 8 live
38:21on Sunday afternoon,
38:22April the 5th,
38:23at the Hoosier Dome
38:24in Indianapolis.
38:25Remember,
38:26they're going to be coming from
38:27throughout the country,
38:28throughout North America,
38:29all over the world,
38:30already 23 countries
38:33represented
38:34for tickets
38:35at WrestleMania 8.
38:36And you can charge
38:37your tickets worldwide
38:38by picking up the phone
38:39right now and calling
38:40317-239-5151.
38:44In the Midwest,
38:45tickets available in advance
38:46at all Ticketmaster locations
38:48and in downtown Indianapolis
38:50at the Hoosier Dome box office.
38:52Folks, this is the last week
38:54I can talk to you about that
38:55top-to-bottom travel package
38:57from TCA.
38:59This is the whole nine yards,
39:01the airfare,
39:02the hotels,
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39:05Call toll-free right now
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39:11And then get ready,
39:12because it's not that far away.
39:14In downtown Indianapolis
39:16at the Hoosier Dome,
39:17the date is Sunday, April the 5th.
39:20You know I'm talking about
39:21WrestleMania 8.
39:22Don't miss it.
39:25Well, Bray, there you have it.
39:27Obviously, the Undertaker
39:29has chosen the side of the fence
39:31that Jake the Snake Roberts
39:32isn't too happy about.
39:34I'll tell you something,
39:35the Undertaker is not human.
39:37He's not a human being.
39:39To take a beating like that,
39:40to have his hand smashed
39:42into that casket,
39:43and to keep on coming...
39:45Oh, I've seen a lot of guys
39:47get waffled with a chair,
39:48but never like that.
39:50He must have had the hands
39:51of someone like Jake the Snake.
39:53He must have been hit 20 times.
39:54At least.
39:57Another big match added
39:59to WrestleMania 8.
40:00Shawn Michaels taking on
40:02El Matador,
40:03Tito Santana.
40:05That's five big ones
40:06we've got now, Bray.
40:07Of course, the double main event.
40:09Hulkster taking on Sid Justice,
40:11and your guy, Ric Flair,
40:12spreading all those
40:13malicious rumors
40:15about the Macho Man,
40:16Randy Savage.
40:17I don't know what he knows.
40:18Do you know?
40:20No, I don't know, Massoon.
40:23You know, just looking
40:24at the card right now,
40:26there's a lot of people
40:27that aren't gonna be here
40:28after April.
40:29And you may be one of them.
40:30You could get a permanent job
40:32driving that bus.
40:33Don't worry about me
40:34and the WrestleMania bus.
40:35Might be a good job for you.
40:37Hey, how about the match
40:38Tito Santana, El Matador,
40:40and Shawn Michaels?
40:41I just met you.
40:42I was going to say something.
40:43Where were you?
40:44I was right here.
40:45It appears to me as if
40:46Tito has eyes for El Senorita,
40:49the lovely, sensational sherry.
40:51Please, will you stop?
40:53And what about
40:54Piper and Bret Hart?
40:55Intercontinental title
40:56on the line.
40:57You know that?
40:58Rowdy Roddy Piper,
40:59the reigning champion,
41:00taking on the former champion,
41:01the hitman, Bret Hart.
41:03What a match that's gonna be.
41:05Well, you know how
41:06Bret Hart's family is.
41:07They're rough top people,
41:08and the last thing they wanna do
41:09is see him lose a match
41:11to a guy in a skirt.
41:12Will you stop that?
41:15If you haven't got
41:16your ticket right now
41:17in your grubby little hands,
41:18you could be in
41:19for a big disappointment,
41:20so get down there,
41:22pick up that phone,
41:23order those tickets,
41:24go to the Hoosier Dome
41:25before it's too late.
41:27You know, I was at
41:28the Hoosier Dome
41:29about three or four days ago,
41:30and there's not a bad seat
41:31in the place.
41:32It's a beautiful,
41:33beautiful building.
41:34Don't be looking
41:35for any freebies either.
41:36Could I get 35 tickets?
41:38Will you be serious?
41:40They're gonna rename it,
41:41you know, the Flair Dome.
41:42Oh, yeah.
41:43You could be out of a job
41:45on April...
41:46Oh!
41:47Oh-ho!
41:48Power slam,
41:49put him right where he wanted him.
41:51Look out, Bob's away.
41:52Boom.
41:53It's over.
41:54Are they nasty?
41:55They certainly are.
41:56Come on, tell me, 8-Man.
41:58Are they nasty?
41:59You may be nasty, too,
42:01when you become unemployed.
42:03The Nasty Boys!
42:07With Jimmy Hart.
42:09Boy, her voice sounds like
42:11a cat scratching a kitty litter.
42:13She sounds horrible.
42:15Why y'all was making
42:16derogatory statements
42:17about Mike McGirt?
42:19Woof, woof, woof.
42:20Oh, please.
42:22Let's take you now
42:23to the event center.
42:24Woof, woof.
42:26Folks, there is no time
42:27left to procrastinate.
42:28We are just hours away
42:30from a tremendous evening
42:31of live action.
42:32It all starts at 8 p.m.
42:33this evening
42:34at the Boston Garden.
42:35The Hulkster and the Hot Scott,
42:37the Intercontinental Champion,
42:38are very anxious
42:40to collide with Sid Justice
42:41and the World Wrestling
42:42Federation Champion,
42:43Ric Flair.
42:44But you're also going to see
42:45the Big Boss Man,
42:46the former prison guard,
42:47when he tangles
42:48with the Repossessor.
42:51Hey, shh.
42:52Come here.
42:53Big Boss Man, you know,
42:54I really admire you.
42:56You're a lot like me.
42:57You don't lie.
42:58You don't cheat.
42:59You don't steal from nobody.
43:01And I like that.
43:02That's just like me.
43:04But you know,
43:05a lot of people think
43:06I enjoy going out,
43:07repossessing cars
43:08from poor people,
43:09repossessing homes.
43:11Do you think I like that?
43:12You're right.
43:13I love it.
43:15And now I'm going
43:16to repossess you.
43:21Repo Man, with absolutely
43:22no respect for the law,
43:24he faces the former
43:25prison guard tonight.
43:27Also, the Million Dollar Man,
43:28Ted DiBiase,
43:29in a return bout
43:30with no time limit,
43:31he takes on El Matador.
43:34DiBiase,
43:35a no time limit match,
43:37which suits me fine.
43:39I understand you're not
43:40very happy about that match,
43:42and you're trying to
43:43buy your way out,
43:44but there's no buying out,
43:45DiBiase.
43:46You have to face me
43:47in a no time limit match,
43:49and I don't care
43:50if it takes me one hour,
43:52two hours.
43:53I am trained
43:54to go the distance with you
43:56and to make you pay
43:57for all those insults
43:59you threw at me
44:00and my people, baby.
44:01Ole!
44:02El Matador determined
44:03to foreclose
44:04on the Million Dollar Man's
44:05career in this
44:06return encounter
44:07tonight at the Garden.
44:08Also, the British Bulldog,
44:09Davey Boy Smith,
44:10will go one-on-one
44:11with the model,
44:12Rick Martell.
44:13Once again,
44:14in a return match
44:15with no time limit,
44:16El Matador,
44:17Tito Santana,
44:18collides with the Million Dollar Man,
44:19Ted DiBiase.
44:20The natural disasters,
44:21earthquake and typhoon,
44:22are determined
44:23to press on
44:24with or without
44:25Jimmy Hart.
44:26They face Hacksaw,
44:27Jim Duggan,
44:28and Sergeant Slaughter.
44:29The Big Boss Man,
44:30the enforcer of the WWF,
44:31tangles with Repo Man.
44:33And in the main event,
44:34the World Wrestling
44:35Federation champion,
44:36Ric Flair,
44:37joins forces
44:38with Sid Justice.
44:39Together,
44:40they take on
44:41the Intercontinental title holder,
44:42Rowdy Roddy Piper,
44:43and the immortal,
44:44Hulk Hogan.
44:45It all starts tonight
44:46at 8 p.m.
44:47at the Boston Garden.
44:49Don't miss your chance
44:50to see it all live.
44:57Consideration paid for
44:58by the following.
44:59The WWF ring is all action.
45:01Punish your opponent
45:02with dropkicks.
45:03The WWF ring won't have
45:04spring action
45:05for furious slide tackles.
45:06The WWF ring comes with
45:07flag and championship belt.
45:09Hey, you little dudes,
45:10pray and say your prayers
45:11and eat your vitamins.
45:12Hulk Hogan vitamins!
45:14Yay!
45:15Hulk Hogan vitamins,
45:16the new champion
45:17of children's chewables.
45:20Next week, right here,
45:21whoa, whoa,
45:22next week, monsoon,
45:23we're gonna conduct
45:24a special interview
45:25with Jake the Snake Robbers,
45:27after what happened this week,
45:28I can't wait to see
45:29what's gonna happen next week.
45:31Also, we'll have
45:32tag team action
45:33with Hacksaw Jim Duggan
45:34and his partner,
45:35Sergeant Slaughter.
45:37And the tag team
45:38had once the titles
45:39very, very bad,
45:40natural disasters.
45:42Also to join us,
45:43Tito Santana,
45:44El Matador,
45:45and Brain.
45:46Perhaps we can clarify
45:47some of these remarks
45:48being made by Ric Flair.
45:51And I'll put some
45:52illumination on this subject.
45:53What is he referring to?
45:56Just laughing.
45:58For the weasel,
45:59this is the Gorilla
46:00saying so long, everybody!