Diane vs. John (Country & Western Week ep), 3/80
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00:57Libby relives a traumatic childhood experience on United States, Tuesday at 10.30.
01:01Today, one of these stars is sitting in the secret square.
01:05And the contestant who picks it first could win a prize package worth over $3,000.
01:09Which star is it?
01:11Tammy Linans!
01:15George Lindsay!
01:17Margot Smith!
01:19George Goebbels!
01:21Minnie Pearl!
01:24George Jones!
01:26Jim Stafford!
01:28Mel Tillis!
01:30Or Roy Clark!
01:32All in the Hollywood Squares.
01:34And here's the master of the Hollywood Squares, country boy, Peter Marshall.
01:40That's right. What about Dr. Junior?
01:42Don't you forget it.
01:44We are having our Country and Western Week on the Hollywood Squares and having a delightful time.
01:48I hope you've been with us since yesterday.
01:51Our current champion is in the real estate business.
01:53You're still working at it, by the way?
01:55Yes, I am.
01:57And you're about to have your first baby.
01:59This is Diane Lawrence. Welcome back.
02:01Diane has won $600, a brass wine table, and a battery-operated tooth buffer.
02:05Okay.
02:07A field consultant who promotes fundraising for colleges and universities won the first game, $200.
02:13John Turek. Nice to see you, John.
02:15We have a tie game.
02:17We're going to have a commercial.
02:19We're going to play a secret square game right after this.
02:23Dad, help!
02:25Red's holding me captive for steak bones.
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02:39Because they safely give your dog the right teeth cleaning size and hardness for cleaner, whiter teeth.
02:45Beefy like a steak bone, huh, Red?
02:47But the better teeth cleaner.
02:49Beef-flavored milk bone dog biscuits.
02:51Knowing my mommy's hair looks so shiny and healthy, she's been using my shampoo, Johnson's Baby Shampoo.
02:59Know why my Janet's hair looks so clean and healthy?
03:01She's been using my shampoo, Johnson's Baby Shampoo.
03:05Johnson's doesn't hurt mommy's hair.
03:07Unlike some other baby shampoos, Johnson's doesn't irritate Janet's eyes.
03:11That's why she's been using my Johnson's Baby Shampoo.
03:15For a healthy-looking clean.
03:17You never outgrow from Johnson & Johnson.
03:20You never outgrow from Johnson & Johnson.
03:24Our players know the rules.
03:26It's the Secret Square game. Kenny?
03:28And X will start.
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03:34and the 20-pound capacity washer and water saver control,
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03:52Plus, Keller's elegant rest and distress tawny oak dining furniture,
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03:58help protect against spills.
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04:02And Leonard Silver's complete hostess serving selection
04:04in heavy silver plate,
04:06featuring a five-piece coffee set, punch bowl and champagne cooler.
04:08The sparkling touch for your next dinner party.
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04:12Sounds great, Ken.
04:14Let's hear it for the home of the Superstars and all the stars of retail.
04:16We'll be back soon with the actual questions.
04:18For the first time, it's there at John Picastar.
04:20George Gobel, please.
04:22True or false, turkeys.
04:24Turkeys often stare up into the sky
04:26during a rainstorm with their mouths open
04:28until they drown.
04:30Turkeys.
04:32Well, that's good to know.
04:34Because if you're ever in a desert
04:36and you run out of water,
04:38look for a dead turkey.
04:41Is that true or false?
04:43That's true.
04:45They'll also eat themselves to death.
04:47They're real bird brain.
04:49That's the truth.
04:51I agree.
04:53They're stupid, all right.
04:55You've got the egg. Diane.
04:57Tammy Wynette.
04:59Tammy, what do you use a condiment for?
05:01A what?
05:03A condiment.
05:05Uh...
05:07Well, uh...
05:13I would say to tie back your hair.
05:15To tie back your hair.
05:17I disagree.
05:19Boy, smell. Your hair would smell.
05:21No, it's for spicing.
05:23Condiments are seasonings used on...
05:25You're on the road. You don't know about these things.
05:27Okay, put us there. John, it's your turn.
05:29George Jones, please.
05:31Hi, George.
05:33According to Dear Meg,
05:35that's a column, I would imagine,
05:37is it okay to marry your stepsister?
05:41Can I hear that one more time?
05:43Is it okay to marry your stepsister
05:45according to this column, Dear Meg?
05:47No, it's not.
05:49No, it isn't.
05:51I'll agree.
05:53Sure it is. Nothing wrong with that, stepsister.
05:55No, yeah, no blood relative, nothing like that.
05:57Diane, it's your turn. A break for you.
05:59Secret Square game.
06:01No!
06:03All right, Jim, here we go.
06:05It's worth $3,800
06:07for our mom-to-be, Diane Lawrence.
06:09The U.S. Coast Guard is under the control
06:11of a larger organization.
06:13Now, is it the U.S. Navy,
06:15the Interior Department,
06:17or the Department of Transportation?
06:19The U.S. Coast Guard.
06:21Can I hear that again?
06:23Yes, the U.S. Coast Guard.
06:25Is it under the control of the U.S. Navy,
06:27the Interior Department, or the Department of Transportation?
06:30Uh, the Navy.
06:32The Navy.
06:34I agree.
06:36No, it is under the Department of Transportation.
06:38Yes, X gives the square to Mars.
06:40Secret Square is worth $8,000.
06:42But, John, you're excited over here.
06:44A break for you. See how it turns around?
06:46Margot Smith, please.
06:48Margot, can a priest...
06:50Can a priest bleach his hair?
06:54Well, if he wants to have more fun, he can, you know.
06:56But if he wants to have more fun,
06:58But if he wants to have more time,
07:00he better leave it alone.
07:02So you say no. No.
07:04Oh, yeah, there's nothing wrong with a priest bleaching his hair.
07:06Interesting game.
07:08Diane, your turn.
07:10Minnie Pearl, please.
07:12Minnie, according to the Book of Numbers,
07:14where do you have the best chance of finding
07:16a single man your age?
07:18The best chance. Would it be in Japan,
07:20France, or right here in the U.S.A.?
07:24Well, I'd certainly like to find out.
07:26That's one thing I'd like to find out.
07:28Oh, I haven't been kissing so long,
07:30I forgot whether it's done by drawing in your breath
07:32or blowing it out.
07:40Repeat the places.
07:42Where would a woman have the best chance of finding
07:44a single man her age?
07:46In Japan, France, or the U.S.A.?
07:48I'd say the U.S.A.
07:50The U.S.A.
07:52I disagree.
07:55The best chance of finding a single man over there,
07:57Japan, with a circle and a commercial.
07:59We'll be back.
08:05There are a lot of extras
08:07in some manufactured snacks,
08:09things you may not want your kids to eat.
08:11Now, raisins are a different matter.
08:13Nature manufactures raisins,
08:15we just put them in the package.
08:17You see, raisins are dried in the sun,
08:19so they're naturally sweet and chewy.
08:21Instead of just any snack,
08:23why not give your kids a bit of the sun?
08:27Raisins from California.
08:29Nature's candy.
08:33I'm the Spotmaker.
08:35I live in your dishwasher,
08:37spotting and streaking glasses and dishes.
08:39Do I make you unhappy?
08:41Embarrass you?
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08:45That's right, Spotmaker.
08:47Calgonite, with blue cleaning crystals
08:49to wash soft water clean,
08:51rinse soft water clear.
08:53It keeps the Spotmaker out of your dishwasher.
08:55For the cleanest, clearest dishware possible,
08:57get Calgonite.
08:59Calgonite, the end of the Spotmaker.
09:03John, your turn.
09:05Roy Clark, please.
09:07Roy, according to the old song...
09:09Hey, Pete, before you go any further,
09:11can I say something? Sure.
09:13I ain't got nothing right in a long time.
09:15And so far today, I've known
09:17the one about the condominiums,
09:20I've known the one that Jen Stafford blew.
09:22I knew it was the Department of Transportation.
09:24But now you're going to embarrass me again.
09:26No, I won't. Just be easy.
09:28I'll be easy. According to the old song...
09:30Now, it's a song question.
09:32But Roy would know this.
09:34There's where the old folks
09:36are longing to go.
09:38Where, according to the old song?
09:40The Lawrence Welch Show.
09:42Am I right?
09:44No.
09:46No, according to the song,
09:48lyrically, there's where the old folks
09:50are longing to go.
09:52Where?
09:54Uh...
09:56Not, uh...
09:58It's, uh... Wow.
10:00That's where my heart longs to be.
10:02Way down upon the Suwannee River.
10:04Way down upon the Suwannee River.
10:06I'll agree.
10:08Carry me back to old Virginia.
10:10It's my home.
10:12It's my state.
10:18All right. Cameras are circling.
10:20Diana, it's your turn.
10:22Roy Clark, please.
10:24All right. For $800 in the championship.
10:26Okay. Now, in 1899,
10:28when Spain gave the United States
10:30Puerto Rico,
10:32what did Spain want in return?
10:36I ain't got a chance.
10:38If I don't know anything about Virginia,
10:40how can I go overseas?
10:42What did they want in return?
10:44Yeah, what did they want?
10:46Uh...
10:48And they got Puerto Rico.
10:50Yeah, in 1899, when Spain gave the U.S.
10:52Puerto Rico, what did Spain want in return from us?
10:54Louisiana.
10:56Oh, Louisiana, a state.
10:58I disagree.
11:00No, Puerto Rico was part of a $20 million...
11:02They wanted money.
11:04Or Louisiana.
11:07Roy Clark.
11:13Louisiana purchasing.
11:15Well, $200 in cash,
11:17but even better with our party gifts, $900.
11:19John Turek, our field consultant.
11:21Thank you very much, John.
11:23All right.
11:25Well, Diana, good comeback to you.
11:27That was a difficult game for both players,
11:29but you have a chance now for another wonderful prize,
11:31like that battery-operated tooth buffer.
11:33But there is $5,000 up there.
11:35Really nice prizes, too.
11:37Roy Clark.
11:39Roy, read the envelope again.
11:41I appreciate the confidence,
11:43and I hope this one is better.
11:45By the way, Roy has a golf tournament I'd like to talk about.
11:47Now, I've never been able to play in it
11:49because I've been working, doing the squares,
11:51but it's September 14th, 15th, and 16th.
11:53Every year, for the Children's Medical Center in Tulsa.
11:55In Tulsa.
11:57So far, we've given them about almost $300,000.
11:59That's terrific.
12:01I'm gonna make it this year, I swear.
12:03See, this one I read ahead,
12:05so I'm not gonna get as dramatic
12:07as I was on the other.
12:09Experience the great outdoors.
12:11You have won a pair of leather boots
12:13and a 13-piece set of gardening tools.
12:15Oh, Diana, Diana.
12:19Yeah, all right.
12:21We have a new player.
12:23Hi, how are you? What's your name?
12:25Larry Ryan.
12:27Hiya, Larry. Let's find out about Larry Ryan here.
12:29Let's welcome Larry, first of all.
12:32Larry's the kind of guy you want to know.
12:34He's a loan officer, a sports fan.
12:36What's your favorite sport?
12:38I'll follow anything on TV.
12:40You will?
12:42You don't go there in person and see?
12:44I see more from home.
12:46Oh, yeah.
12:48Roy's got a double-A club now, aren't they, double-A?
12:50Down in Tulsa.
12:52We're baseball fans.
12:54We have a commercial.
12:56Then we'll start a brand-new match right after this.
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13:55Diane and Larry, you both have a chance
13:57to win $10,000 on the Hollywood Squares
13:59and two automobiles, and Kenny
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14:33Any gossip?
14:35Not a peep.
14:37Oh, come on, somebody must be doing something.
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14:41What are you doing in town?
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14:47I think so.
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15:03I'll never forget the first time
15:05I wore that blue dress.
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15:33Larry, go get them.
15:35George Gobel.
15:37Does Elizabeth Taylor
15:39smoke?
15:41Does she smoke, Elizabeth Taylor?
15:43Not a lot.
15:45I'll tell you what,
15:48I smoke a little bit after each meal,
15:50but, see,
15:52that makes two packs a day.
16:00Now, she's been doing better, George.
16:02She went on a diet. She lost weight. She looks good.
16:04I think she always looks good.
16:06Yeah, me too. Does she smoke?
16:08But you can't get laughs saying nice things about her.
16:10That's true.
16:12No, I don't think she smokes.
16:14She doesn't smoke.
16:16Diana, break for you.
16:18Mel, tell us.
16:20Mel, we had a question on turkeys today.
16:22Now, you just bought some guinea hens and some turkeys
16:24and chickens. I heard you didn't make up for it.
16:26I wish that you hadn't mentioned that
16:28about turkeys being
16:30stupid.
16:32I've just ordered me 25
16:34that is going to come through the mail.
16:4225 turkeys through the mail?
16:44Yeah, they're going to ship them.
16:46Well, I hope they don't stick their necks out in the rain.
16:48I do too.
16:50Mel, true or false, there are approximately
16:522,000 different ways to swear
16:54in English.
17:06There is if you don't stutter.
17:09I get by on three.
17:11He said, yeah, true.
17:13I agree.
17:15But most of us just rely on the old 12.
17:17Whatever they are.
17:19Okay, your turn, Larry.
17:23Roy, what do you get from the upper part
17:25of a hog's hind legs?
17:31Well, that opens up a lot.
17:33You know, there's only
17:35two places you can get
17:37ham anymore.
17:39Where's that?
17:41That's on both sides of a hog.
17:43You get ham up there.
17:45I disagree.
17:47Oh, sure, that's where you get ham,
17:49the upper part of a hog's hind legs.
17:51I'm right?
17:53Yeah, you're right, Roy.
17:55Diane, I can't put a circle there.
17:57You'll have to end that yourself.
17:59Roy Clark, please.
18:01Don't push me.
18:03Let me rest on that for a minute.
18:05Research shows that a little alcohol
18:07improves a mouse's memory.
18:13Research shows that.
18:15True or false?
18:17I can't remember.
18:19Yes, it does.
18:21I agree.
18:23That's true. $1,000, Diane.
18:29Let's play the board, and Diane, make a start here.
18:31George Gobel, please.
18:34According to legend,
18:36what was St. George most famous for?
18:40Oh, St. George, he was famous for
18:42killing the dragons.
18:44Killing a dragon.
18:46Diane? I agree.
18:48That's right. He slayed the dragon.
18:50Tammy, why not?
18:52In a survey from Arizona State University,
18:54Tammy, young people called it
18:56the most important characteristic in choosing a mate.
18:58The most important one.
19:00Was it looks, emotional stability,
19:02or a sense of humor?
19:10I'd probably say
19:12sense of humor.
19:14Sense of humor. I agree.
19:16Emotional stability.
19:18With another circle, Diane, another break for you.
19:20Mel, tell us, please.
19:22According to the book, Total Self Protection,
19:24it's the most important
19:26quality in a watchdog.
19:28What is it?
19:30I hope I didn't throw
19:32my money away on them turkeys.
19:34I'm still worried about...
19:36Would you repeat that?
19:38The most important quality in a watchdog. What is it?
19:40That he has
19:42teeth.
19:50No. We assume
19:52that he has teeth.
19:56The important...
19:58Most important...
20:00Quality in a watchdog.
20:02That he can bark?
20:04That he can bark.
20:06I disagree.
20:08The loudness of his bark.
20:10Since noise scares intruders away, it's the bark.
20:12You're on the board here. We have a commercial.
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20:33before you buy.
20:35That's delicious cheese.
20:37I'm afraid I'll love it.
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20:47When people try to guess my age,
20:49they usually say, oh, 31 or 32.
20:51But when I tell them I'm 38,
20:53they can't believe it.
20:55What are my secrets?
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21:17Larry, your turn.
21:19Jim Stafford.
21:21Jim, after you visit Mexico and want to return
21:23to the U.S., American border officials
21:25usually ask you just two questions.
21:27First is your nationality.
21:29What's the second question?
21:37Oh, they ask you
21:39if you got anything.
21:41They ask you, don't they,
21:43what you got to declare.
21:45That's it.
21:47Ah-ha, Puerto Rico.
21:49George Jones.
21:52This is George Jones.
21:54According to the legend Jack of the Beanstalk,
21:56what does Jack trade for those famous magic beans?
22:02Come back one more time.
22:04Remember the Jack of the Beanstalk?
22:06Yeah.
22:08Okay, what does Jack trade for those famous magic beans?
22:10He had something to trade for them.
22:12What did he trade?
22:14Uh, I believe it was
22:16some gold coins.
22:18Some gold coins.
22:20I disagree.
22:22No, it was his cow with a circle.
22:24All right, Larry, your turn.
22:26April.
22:28You spend any time in Hawaii, Minnie?
22:30Oh, yes.
22:32And I'm getting ready to go tomorrow.
22:34And the last time I was there, you know,
22:36they wear these moo-moos down there, you know.
22:38I put on one of them things,
22:40and I look like a mama kangaroo
22:42with everybody home.
22:44They're not for me.
22:46Anyway, what is the nickname of Hawaii?
22:50Oh, Paradise.
22:52No, uh...
22:56Oh, I'm so stupid!
22:58Did y'all see my brother? He walks like this.
23:04Paradise Island.
23:06Paradise.
23:08I disagree.
23:10It's the Aloha, the Aloha State.
23:12Yeah, you have the X. Diana, it's your turn.
23:14George Lindsay, please.
23:16George, I'm sure you know, you're a country boy.
23:18You know something about sheep?
23:20Is 26 old for a sheep?
23:2226.
23:24I asked my wife, I said,
23:26where does virgin wool come from?
23:28She said, ugly sheep.
23:3626 old for a sheep?
23:38That's old for a sheep.
23:40The average sheep lives to the ripe old age of 13.
23:42That's old for a sheep.
23:44Yeah, okay.
23:47Margo Smith.
23:49Have American women been gaining or losing weight
23:51in the last 10 years?
23:53Gaining or losing, Margo?
23:55Uh, I believe
23:57that with
23:59all the diet colas
24:01and all the
24:03people trying to stop smoking,
24:05that they've actually been
24:07losing weight.
24:09Losing.
24:11I agree.
24:13According to the Center for Health Statistics,
24:15several ways to win the championship.
24:17Diane, pick a star.
24:19Roy Clark, please.
24:21Roy, for the championship right here.
24:23According to the Gallup poll,
24:25did Richard Nixon make it into the list
24:27of the 10 most admired men of last year,
24:291979? Did he make the top
24:3110 list of the most admired men,
24:33Richard Nixon?
24:35I remember something about that. I'm very serious now.
24:37I think he did, yes.
24:39Yes, he did.
24:41I disagree.
24:43Margo Smith.
24:45For a tie game, $200, true or false,
24:47you can now buy a robot
24:49that will shear your sheep.
24:51My lord,
24:53I'm going to go get one tomorrow.
24:55That's exactly what I need.
24:59I believe
25:01if my memory serves me right,
25:03that that is true.
25:05Yes.
25:07I agree.
25:09Woo!
25:11Woo!
25:17Sam just can't accept my new idea.
25:19An antiperspirant's not a new idea.
25:21Secret solid is.
25:23It's ideal for women.
25:25First, it's strong.
25:27In fact, nothing keeps me drier.
25:29And look how his roll-on goes on.
25:31Think of that on a woman's bare underarm.
25:33Now, new secret solid.
25:35It feels warm, smooth, and dry on my underarm.
25:37That's a good idea.
25:40Uh, smell. It's just for women.
25:42Sorry, Sam.
25:44New secret solid.
25:46The comfort and strength women want.
25:50Delectable.
25:52Never would I entertain a thought
25:54of eating zucchini
25:56without my blue bonnet.
25:58Delicious.
26:00It's quite out of the question
26:02for me to enjoy my tea and crumpets
26:04without my blue bonnet.
26:06Hey, Peter, what do you think?
26:08Would we eat corn on the cob
26:10without our blue bonnet?
26:12No way, Slur.
26:14Blue bonnet margarine tastes so good,
26:16you won't want to eat without it.
26:18Time is up for the Hollywood Squares
26:20this day, but you have yourself
26:22a very healthy, happy day out there.
26:24See you here tomorrow now. Bye-bye.
26:26Today's potting contestant
26:28will receive Olin Mills' beautifully framed
26:30custom portrait on canvas.
26:32Quality to treasure, 600 portrait studios nationwide.
26:34Olin Mills.
26:36And we'll fly you and a guest from Los Angeles
26:38for a two-night, three-day stay at
26:40Well Webb Sahara Hotel in Las Vegas,
26:42where you may enjoy luxurious rooms, gourmet dining
26:44and celebrity entertainment furnished by
26:46Dell Webb Sahara Hotels and Casinos.
26:48You'll fly via Western Airlines
26:50to Las Vegas, Nevada.
26:52En route, you may enjoy warm hospitality
26:54and friendly service during your flight
26:56furnished by Western Airlines.
26:58Plus, a tote bag and supply of Easy Mask painting tape,
27:00the special tape designed to protect walls
27:03Also, the Colonel's Finger Lickin' Good Chicken
27:05and insulated bag to keep things cool.
27:07It's nice to feel so good about a meal.
27:09Kentucky Fried Chicken and an Egg Cooker
27:11presented by Hinkle's paint on Easter Egg colors.
27:13No mixing, no mess. The colors dry instantly with Hinkle.
27:15A family tradition since 1893.
27:17Plus, Super Seal Food Savers, airtight seals
27:19save money. Now, new Super Seal clears.
27:21You can clearly see inside.
27:23Also, from Paradise Jewelry, a $100 wardrobe
27:25of jewelry from the 1980 Artisans collection.
27:27Exquisite designs created by Paradise.
27:29And great-tasting, classic pickles
27:31are America's favorite.
27:33There's a taste in French for your family's evergreen.
27:35Plus, a limited-edition collector's plate
27:37from the Hollywood Squares.
27:39♪♪
27:41Tonight, on the Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo,
27:43Perkins and Lobo turn some strippers
27:45into wacky cheerleaders
27:47and name them the Panhandle Pussycats.
27:49Then, Tony Randall and Hervé Villachez
27:51host the Big Show
27:53with Lola Falana, Dorothy Hamill, and more.
27:55Next, it's United States.
27:57Libby prepares for a reunion with her uncle,
27:59a man she had hoped to forget.
28:01Thursday night, don't miss a new Butt Rogers movie,
28:03Flight of the War Witch,
28:05followed by an all-new Quincy.
28:07Thursday on NBC.
28:09♪♪
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28:13Bob Quigley Productions.
28:15♪♪
28:17This is NBC News Update.
28:19I'm Jane Paul.
28:21I'm Bob Quigley.
28:23I'm Jane Paul.
28:25I'm Jane Paul.
28:28This is NBC News Update.
28:30I'm Jane Paul.
28:32The cost of living took another big jump in February,
28:34up 1.4 percent.
28:36That would put the annual rate of inflation
28:38at about 18 percent,
28:40and the months ahead don't look good.
28:42Again, it was fuel.
28:44Gasoline went up more than 7 percent in February.
28:46Home heating oil, more than 5.
28:48Housing costs went up more than 1 percent
28:50and financing costs by nearly 3 percent.
28:52Food was mixed,
28:54up for some items, down for others.
28:56Again, the government says this could change for the worse.
28:58Iranians like these
29:00massed at the U.S. Embassy today,
29:02demanding the hostages be put on trial
29:04and blasting Anwar Sadat
29:06for letting the Shah into Egypt.
29:08They can shout
29:10until the end of the world, said Sadat.
29:12I will never heed them.
29:14Special Envoy Saul Linowitz
29:16asked Israel today to put a freeze
29:18on new settlements in the occupied areas.
29:20Israel said no.
29:22More news later on this NBC station.