NO ONE CARES
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00:00Hey guys, so recently I was tagged in the 7 facts about me YouTube video tag thing that's been going around, so
00:05I figured I'd give you a video where I just tell you stuff about me you may not have known.
00:09Fact number 1, when I was younger I was extremely pyrophobic.
00:12No one cares!
00:15No one cares.
00:19You know, that visual representation of me that doesn't actually exist has a pretty good point.
00:22Don't get it twisted.
00:23Believe it or not, I'm actually quite a polite person.
00:26No, really.
00:27And I know that 99% of you guys are just as polite.
00:30If someone's talking to you, and they're just spurting random crap, you're just standing there smiling, uh-huh, uh-huh,
00:35nodding, being polite, when really you just have this massive urge to say,
00:38NOBODY CARES!
00:40OH MY GOD!
00:41Now, I'm not saying this is a good idea, but could you imagine a world where if we get tired of someone talking,
00:46we just say,
00:47NOBODY CARES!
00:49Oh!
00:50Oh my god, I well sucked James's dick last night, oh my god.
00:53No way!
00:53I know, I totally did, oh my god.
00:55Oh my god, did you?
00:57Oh my god!
00:58No one cares.
01:01It's like I'm wearing a spacesuit.
01:03Oh my god, I think she's wearing a spacesuit, oh my god.
01:06Oh my god.
01:06No one cares.
01:07Oh my god.
01:08Oh my god.
01:10May I buy some soup?
01:12I've had an awful day.
01:14I don't care!
01:16No one cares, get out.
01:19Get out.
01:19Get out.
01:22Oh, shut up.
01:23You look like a spaceman!
01:25I do not look like a spaceman!
01:28Oh.
01:33Hey Cherry, how's it going?
01:34Hey, you will not believe what happened to me today, right?
01:38So-
01:39No one cares, Cherry.
01:44Right, so anyway, I got on the train, and then the cat came on, and if I could wipe the cat on the train, I have no idea.
01:51So I'm going to share with you guys my opinion on-
01:54No one cares!
01:59I'm a level 12 paladin!
02:01No one cares!
02:03My phone has 69% battery.
02:0769.
02:13No one cares.
02:15Actually, it's quite funny.
02:1869!
02:20That is why-
02:21Ah, don't go, don't pack up!
02:23Homework for Friday!
02:24Oh my god, no one cares.
02:26I beg your pardon?
02:28How did-
02:30I-
02:31Right, that is it. Office. Now. Go.
02:45I just think if we actually did that, the world would just be a much simpler place, albeit a lot fucking ruder.
02:50But this is the thing. What can you take from this video?
02:53Absolute fuck all.
02:55This video is pointless because we're all just going to turn out to be very polite and smile and nod because that's how we're taught to be.
03:00I'm not going to turn around to someone after this video and say,
03:02Nobody cares!
03:03But part of me still is always going to want to.
03:05Massive thank you to my bizzle Cherry who was in this video.
03:08Click here. Why not? Do it. It's good. It's alright.
03:10I love her, really.
03:11Anyway, I'll hopefully see you guys on my live show on Wednesday, otherwise I will see you next week.
03:16Bye!
03:18I like her. She has girl balls.
03:39By the way, I do actually wash my bedding.
03:41You just don't see me do it.
03:44I look like a scummy bitch.