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00:00Assalam-o-Alaikum, I am Haroon Rafiq and you are watching Hoshi Aari.
00:21Friends, we have been hearing since childhood that dowry is a curse.
00:24Every teacher tells you, every good man explains to you, don't give dowry, don't take dowry.
00:28But many people give dowry because they embrace this curse so that their daughters and sisters
00:35don't have to give their share.
00:37They want to embrace a bigger curse than that.
00:40That is why they fulfill this curse.
00:43And you must know that often we see that when someone leaves the world,
00:47then an announcement is made that if someone wants to take something, then tell them.
00:51It is better that the announcement is made and you yourself give your share.
00:56Ask them to forgive you.
00:58Tell them this.
00:59Sisters have very soft hearts.
01:01They are very loving.
01:02They feel a lot for their brothers.
01:04They forgive their share.
01:06But believe me, what you give dowry is better than this.
01:10If their share is made, then give them their share.
01:13This is a bigger curse than this curse that you don't give their share and give dowry.
01:17Come, let's start today's show with this message.
01:19Today we will take you to the den of goons and see what is happening there.
01:27Why are you massaging him?
01:29I am massaging him.
01:31He is tied up so badly.
01:33He can't say a single word.
01:35Stop this nonsense.
01:37Looking at the condition of these goons, it seems that their sisters have taken their share.
01:43What are you saying, sister?
01:46What is happening?
01:47What is happening?
01:48Sir, this is a function seat.
01:50Don has danced a lot.
01:52His legs are like chicken bones.
01:56Stop this nonsense.
01:58Come here.
02:00Come here.
02:01What happened?
02:02Wait a minute.
02:03I don't have my finger in this.
02:06Why are you looking for your finger?
02:07My leg has become numb.
02:09Why?
02:10What should I tell you, Haroon?
02:12At least tell me something.
02:14Actually, all my goons were hungry.
02:17Really?
02:18Haroon, we were going to rob.
02:20You know that all of them are very hungry.
02:23And they said, boss, we want to eat a burger.
02:27Okay.
02:28So I told him that I don't want to go.
02:30I also told him that I will get it.
02:33I got in line because I said that we should wait.
02:37You have been trained for this.
02:40I have robbed in Europe for many years.
02:43Of course, you are a robber.
02:45But you should have manners.
02:47Yes, yes.
02:48There should be rules to live in this world.
02:50And this rascal was standing in front of me.
02:53He was standing in the line?
02:54Yes.
02:55And the burger vendor was asking,
02:56nobody is behind you.
02:59You must not be able to see him.
03:01Nobody is behind you.
03:03I was not behind him.
03:04The boss has also brought a robber behind him.
03:08No, I was not behind him.
03:09There were ten more people.
03:11Okay.
03:12But he was not able to see.
03:13Oh.
03:14And he stepped on my feet.
03:16Oh.
03:19Mr. Arun, I am not at fault.
03:22I had come to buy a burger for my children.
03:24I could not see their feet.
03:26And you can't even see your own feet.
03:28Your stomach is so big.
03:30Sir, you must not be able to hear him.
03:32Let me put a bandage on his mouth.
03:34No, no.
03:35Let me put a bandage on his mouth, Mr. Arun.
03:36Why?
03:37He is requesting the Don
03:38that he earns so much,
03:39but he is not able to see his own feet.
03:42Mr. Arun, I am not in a good mood.
03:44Why?
03:45I was going to buy a burger.
03:46Okay.
03:47I went there and the shop was not there.
03:48Okay.
03:49I went to the shop.
03:50Why?
03:51Then I found out that he was hiding behind him.
03:52I told him, why didn't you send me to buy a burger?
03:54Why?
03:55I wanted to eat it.
03:58Okay, will your feet get better in this segment?
04:01Oh.
04:02Hey, you.
04:03I want to pee.
04:04Oh.
04:06You are a bad man.
04:07You don't even know
04:08whose feet you have put on.
04:10Whose?
04:11His.
04:14Give him pain.
04:15No, no.
04:16Come on.
04:17Make him realize
04:18how to put his feet on his boss's feet.
04:21Boss's feet.
04:22Boss, by the way,
04:23Dr. Torture is going to come.
04:24This is not our job.
04:27He is here.
04:28Dr. Torture.
04:30You are so scared of him.
04:31And his appearance
04:32has become more dangerous
04:33than the last time.
04:36Oh.
04:39Oh.
04:40But was it raining outside?
04:42He is trying to
04:43save his life
04:44with blood splatters.
04:47Hey, listen.
04:48He is here every time.
04:50He is here to
04:51undertake everything.
04:54Dr. Torture
04:55looks like he is here
04:56to shave our accused.
05:02Now you will realize.
05:03Hmm.
05:13Oh, God.
05:14Oh.
05:16He has lost his finger.
05:18He has lost his finger.
05:19He is biting his tongue.
05:21I think
05:22he has started plucking his tongue.
05:25I think he has started plucking his tongue.
05:29Not plucking, but plossing.
05:33One.
05:35He is counting.
05:38He has started plossing.
05:39Hey, hey.
05:40He is going to have to face
05:41the same.
05:42He has to face him.
05:43He has to face the scary photo.
05:44He has to face him.
05:45He has to face the scary photo.
05:46He is 18 years old.
05:47It would be better
05:48if he was born in Patiala.
05:50What is this used for, doctor?
05:55Eye ball.
05:58What?
05:59Eyeball.
06:02You should have cut his eye.
06:04Cut his eye.
06:06No, no, no.
06:10Do it more.
06:12No, no, no.
06:14No, no, no.
06:16No, doctor.
06:18I am sorry.
06:20You should apologize to him.
06:22Oh, no.
06:24You are gone now.
06:26I lost my money.
06:28You should have cut your moustache.
06:30Doctor, this one.
06:32No, no, no.
06:34No, no, no.
06:36No, doctor.
06:38Not this one.
06:40Do something more dangerous.
06:42No, no, no.
06:46Doctor, cut his leg.
06:48His leg is working.
06:50Oh, yes. He gave his leg.
06:52Ha, ha, ha.
06:54Ha, ha, ha.
06:56Ha, ha, ha.
06:58Ha, ha, ha.
07:00He is wearing a vest for the show.
07:02He doesn't have to wear it like this.
07:04Ha, ha, ha.
07:06Boss.
07:08Yes, brother.
07:102000 dollars is less.
07:12You will have to pay more to cut his leg.
07:14Okay, fine.
07:16He has taken 1000 rupees.
07:18Ha, ha, ha.
07:20What is he doing?
07:22Ha, ha, ha.
07:24Ha, ha, ha.
07:26Poison this leg piece.
07:28Yes, this can be done.
07:30This can be done.
07:32Ha, ha, ha.
07:34Ha, ha, ha.
07:36Ha, ha, ha.
07:38Ha, ha, ha.
07:40Ha, ha, ha.
07:42Ha, ha, ha.
07:44Ha, ha, ha.
07:46Ha, ha, ha.
07:48He will think that my leg is not growing.
07:50Ha, ha, ha.
07:52No, no, no.
07:54Ha, ha, ha.
07:56Hey, shut up.
07:58Let him eat.
08:00Doctor, please give me some oil.
08:02Ha, ha, ha.
08:04Ha, ha, ha.
08:06Ha, ha, ha.
08:08Ha, ha, ha.
08:10Ha, ha, ha.
08:12Mummy, mummy.
08:14Hey, he has removed all our damn.
08:16Ha, ha, ha.
08:18He is saying mummy.
08:20Ha, ha, ha.
08:22Ha, ha, ha.
08:24Doctor,
08:26today you...
08:28He is dying.
08:30Give him some oil.
08:32He will not cough everyday.
08:34Ha, ha, ha.
08:36Ha, ha, ha.
08:38Ha, ha, ha.
08:40Now tell me.
08:42Will you ever
08:44step on someone's feet?
08:46Will you ever stand in line for a burger?
08:48No, I will not eat a burger.
08:50No, no, sorry.
08:52You will not eat burgers?
08:54You can eat only leg pieces.
08:56Amazing.
08:58Now you understood?
09:00Leave it.
09:02Leave him.
09:04If you say so
09:06because you are senior to him.
09:10Let him eat.
09:12Thank God.
09:14What else could have he done.
09:16You know, once he put ketchup on it, the guy burst out laughing.
09:21At my behest...
09:22Please forgive me.
09:23Go to hell.
09:24You've forgiven me?
09:25Yes.
09:26You've forgiven me?
09:27I'm telling you...
09:28Hey! Hey! Hey!
09:29The chair!
09:30He took the chair as well.
09:31He took the chair as well?
09:32You guys are dacoits and you're crying over the loss of a chair.
09:35Greetings.
09:36Greetings.
09:40Who are you?
09:41I've heard that some goons and dacoits live here.
09:43Is that you?
09:44Yes, yes.
09:45I've heard that they're very dangerous people.
09:47Yes.
09:48I've heard that they're dacoits, goons and dacoits.
09:50Yes.
09:51That's what I've heard.
09:52I've heard that they're very cruel to people.
09:55Yes.
09:56It's a pleasure meeting you guys.
09:59Are you their boss?
10:01If I say no, what will you think?
10:04It's me.
10:05I see.
10:06I've got a very good idea for you.
10:09I'm the driver of a very rich man.
10:11Oh, man.
10:12He's a rich man, not a driver.
10:14He's a fool.
10:16My boss has a beautiful daughter.
10:19Hey, you think we're shameless?
10:21Beat him up.
10:23Hey, wait a minute.
10:25Wait a minute.
10:26Wait a minute.
10:27We're not that kind of people.
10:28You talk to him.
10:31I love that girl a lot.
10:33She's a very beautiful girl and you love her?
10:36Yes.
10:37Beat him up.
10:39Wait a minute.
10:40You're a shameless man.
10:42You want to shake the plate you eat in?
10:45Okay, I'll leave now.
10:46Don't make me pay.
10:47Wait a minute.
10:48Wait a minute.
10:50I understand.
10:51You don't want to make money.
10:52No.
10:53Hey, wait.
10:54Listen to me.
10:55Listen to me.
10:56You're not worth it.
10:57Listen to me.
10:58You're not worth it.
11:02I don't have anyone.
11:05My boss's daughter is going shopping today.
11:08When I take her out for shopping.
11:10You'll ask for money.
11:13You'll kidnap us.
11:17You'll kidnap us and bring us here.
11:19After that, you'll call her father for 50 crores.
11:24Does her father have 50 crores?
11:26He has 10 billion.
11:28He hasn't got a uniform yet.
11:30I think you're rich.
11:32No, no.
11:33I tied you here.
11:34The girl is sitting here.
11:35I called her father.
11:3650 crores?
11:3750 crores.
11:38You'll ask for 50 crores.
11:40I can't ask for 50 crores.
11:42I'll ask for 10 crores.
11:44When the deal is done.
11:46I'll ask for 50 crores.
11:48Didn't you ask for 10 crores last time?
11:51I got a guy here.
11:53I called him.
11:54He came here.
11:55His father.
11:56He said, 50 crores.
11:57He said, okay.
11:58He got up and said.
11:59You're dead.
12:00And unconscious.
12:03You're fighting for the first time.
12:05Yes.
12:06This won't happen today.
12:09When you get the money.
12:10Will you leave the girl?
12:12No.
12:13I don't drive a car.
12:14I don't love her.
12:15Why will I marry her?
12:17Oh, brother.
12:20Sorry.
12:21My memory loss.
12:23When he comes here with 50 crores.
12:26You'll misbehave with him.
12:28I'll get angry.
12:30I'll beat you all.
12:33I'll beat you all.
12:34And I'll take the girl and money.
12:36And I'll leave.
12:37You'll beat us?
12:39Yes.
12:40I'll beat you.
12:44You'll beat us?
12:45He thinks he's Shah Noor's don.
12:49You'll be a hero.
12:50And we'll beat you.
12:52Hey.
12:53You're right.
12:54You'll take the girl and money.
12:57And you'll leave.
12:58What's the use of this?
12:59Then this will happen.
13:01The girl's father will get impressed with me.
13:03And he'll get her married to me.
13:05Good.
13:06And all the money will be mine.
13:08What's the use of this?
13:10When I'll get the money.
13:12I'll beat you all.
13:14We have to do all this.
13:18We have to do all this.
13:21You want to do a job?
13:22You can do it.
13:24You can borrow money from me.
13:26No.
13:27It's all business.
13:29You're right.
13:30It's all business.
13:31You're right.
13:34Come here.
13:35Listen.
13:36Buggy.
13:37Come here.
13:38Buggy.
13:39I call him Buggy.
13:40It's all business.
13:43Let's do this deal.
13:45You're right.
13:48Yes.
13:49Let's do this deal.
13:51Okay.
13:52Done.
13:53Okay.
13:54Done.
13:55Done.
13:56This deal is done.
13:58The deal is done?
13:59Yes.
14:00Come with me in the car.
14:01Let's go and kidnap the girl.
14:03Wait.
14:04There's something called shame.
14:06Wow.
14:08When you go to kidnap Astorat.
14:11You take Astorat with you.
14:16He's right.
14:17We should take the lady police with us.
14:19Doctor, torture?
14:20What should we do?
14:21Your sister-in-law is sitting in the car.
14:23Okay.
14:24I'll call her.
14:25She'll go with you.
14:27Shame is a thing.
14:29Yeah.
14:30Call her.
14:32Mrs. Torture.
14:44Hello, sister-in-law.
14:45Hello.
14:49Whose death has come?
14:52Who has called me?
14:54Go with her.
14:55Go with her.
14:56And bring the girl.
15:04He's doing it.
15:08Doctor, torture.
15:09I've noticed that you're very polite.
15:11It's a part of our job.
15:13Tell me one thing.
15:14When did you realize that you should be a judge?
15:18I was a small kid.
15:21A toy.
15:23What's the value of a toy?
15:25You're right.
15:26That cruel man took out the belt.
15:32Cruel.
15:33And then?
15:34He fell asleep.
15:35He said he'll get it tomorrow.
15:38That night.
15:40I decided.
15:42What?
15:43That I won't let my father wear the belt again.
15:47Come on.
15:48Sit.
15:49You're here.
15:50Sit there.
15:51Sit.
15:52Don.
15:53Leave me.
15:54Come here.
15:55Leave me.
15:56Shut up.
15:57Shut up.
15:59You can call me whatever you want.
16:01But don't say anything to my madam.
16:03Come here.
16:05You're done for.
16:07Don't act smart.
16:10Tie him here.
16:11Leave my driver.
16:13Madam, leave your driver.
16:15Do you want to go for pizza?
16:17Come here.
16:19Your father is a rich man.
16:20That's why.
16:21Talk to my madam politely.
16:24What?
16:27Leave him.
16:28Who?
16:29Leave my madam.
16:30Why don't you say anything?
16:33Your father has a lot of money.
16:36My father has a lot of money.
16:37Shut up.
16:39Shut up.
16:42My father has a lot of money.
16:44Shut up.
16:47My father has a lot of money.
16:50Keep it down.
16:57Mrs. Torture.
16:58Leave me.
16:59Tie him up.
17:00You don't know me.
17:02Shut up.
17:06Call your father.
17:08Tell him to bring the money.
17:10Call him.
17:11Call him.
17:12090078601
17:18Hello.
17:19Are you Mr. Zamaan?
17:21Yes, I am Mr. Zamaan.
17:22How are you?
17:24I am fine.
17:25How are you?
17:26Thank God.
17:27What are you doing?
17:28I was waiting for you.
17:30Give him the money for the party.
17:32Mr. Zamaan, listen to me.
17:34Do you recognize this voice?
17:36Which voice?
17:37Save me.
17:38Save me.
17:39He has caught me.
17:40He is a dacoit.
17:41Father.
17:42What happened?
17:43We have your Gulshan.
17:45Who are you?
17:46What is happening?
17:47Where is my daughter?
17:48Take 50 crores and go to the old factory.
17:52I will reach there.
17:54My daughter will be fine.
17:55Nothing will happen.
17:56If you come within 10 minutes,
17:58your daughter will be safe.
18:01I am coming.
18:02Boss has called you.
18:04You came within 10 minutes.
18:07I lost my memory.
18:11Ashraf, I will double your salary.
18:13I will take you home.
18:15You saved my life.
18:16Ashraf.
18:17Madam, don't worry about me.
18:19I will kill these dogs.
18:21Who?
18:22Whose dogs?
18:23Why are you getting angry?
18:24If a dog comes, he will kill it.
18:28Ashraf, I will get you married at a good place.
18:30You have kept me safe.
18:32I will give my life.
18:34But I won't let you get hurt.
18:36Stop this drama.
18:37He is talking to you.
18:39He is talking to you.
18:40I don't understand such a tense situation.
18:44Remember one thing.
18:46Now your life will be saved.
18:48In fact, your life will be saved
18:51when your father will come here.
18:53Son.
18:54Here is the money.
18:55Oh God.
18:56Here is the money.
18:57The other one would have got hurt too.
19:00Here is the money.
19:01I lost my memory.
19:03Father, he kidnapped me.
19:05He threw the money on my face and took me away.
19:07What will you do now?
19:08What will you do now?
19:09I will take my daughter home.
19:11What else?
19:12He is talking to me.
19:13You tell me what to do.
19:15I have to misbehave with him.
19:17Old man, you have a lot of money.
19:19Listen to me.
19:21What misbehavior is this?
19:22I have given the money.
19:23When the boss has given the money,
19:25there is no need to misbehave.
19:27You are right.
19:28You are right.
19:29It's okay if you get the money.
19:31Why should we misbehave with him?
19:32Go and take your daughter.
19:34No, sir.
19:35I have eaten your salt.
19:37I won't spare these dogs.
19:45Come on.
19:52Let's take a break.
19:59Ladies and gentlemen,
20:00after the break,
20:01there is no place to take a break.
20:08Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
20:10Yes, Irza.
20:11We have a parrot with us today.
20:13Why is it here?
20:14Because it is a tarot card reader.
20:16It is a smart parrot.
20:18It will draw cards.
20:19And it has become smarter than before.
20:21But look at him.
20:22He has been hit by a stick.
20:23No, sir.
20:24I didn't get hit by a stick.
20:25Then?
20:26I have a sore throat.
20:28If you had a sore throat,
20:29you should have stayed at home.
20:30Actually,
20:31I have fallen in love with someone.
20:32That's why I am here.
20:34But Arzu is married.
20:36What?
20:37Arzu is married?
20:38Why didn't you tell me?
20:39What has happened to me?
20:40Hey.
20:41You had a sore throat?
20:43Yes.
20:44Don't abuse me.
20:45Why didn't you ask me before?
20:50Hey, parrot.
20:51Yes, Ustad Salim.
20:52Ustad Salim.
20:53Go, Ustad Salim.
20:54Did you learn to ride a cycle?
20:57Why have you come today?
20:58Actually,
20:59can I play sad music?
21:00Yes,
21:01play some sad music.
21:02The thing is,
21:03after spending 25 years
21:04in the jungles of Bengal,
21:07your servant
21:09has come here
21:10with an amazing
21:11ten o'clock reading.
21:13Oh.
21:14I will tell you
21:15about everyone's fate.
21:16There are such kids
21:17whose father tells them
21:18that they can never
21:19stand on their own feet.
21:22The first parrot
21:23has a cat-like face.
21:25So, do you want us
21:26to get the fowl out
21:27or should we go to the audience?
21:28No.
21:29Get the fowl out first.
21:30Get someone's fowl out.
21:31Okay.
21:32Give me the fowl.
21:33I will cut it.
21:34Get it out.
21:35Go.
21:36Wow.
21:37Is there an assistant?
21:38She is not listening to me.
21:41Ms. Jaya,
21:42please assist the parrot.
21:43Okay.
21:44Malaika is coming.
21:45The fowl has come near the palace.
21:48Thank you very much.
21:49Actually,
21:50I didn't need an assistant.
21:51I just wanted to get
21:52your fowl.
21:55Malaika.
21:56Yes.
21:57How are things at home?
21:58Very good.
21:59Do you fight with your husband?
22:00Never.
22:01Get lost.
22:02Get lost from here.
22:03Wow.
22:06Wow.
22:08Very good.
22:11Mr. Mithu,
22:12I have come to help you.
22:13Don't talk nonsense.
22:16Whose fowl is coming out?
22:18Mr. Mithu,
22:19tell me whose fowl
22:20should I get out first?
22:21Who will get it out?
22:22Let's get Mr. Agha's fowl out.
22:24Here you go.
22:25Wait.
22:26Let me read the mantra first.
22:27Okay.
22:29I forgot the mantra.
22:30Give it to me.
22:32This is the fowl.
22:33Hold it.
22:34What is written on it?
22:36Show it to me.
22:39There is a happy face on it.
22:42I got it.
22:44Mr. Agha, congratulations.
22:45What happened?
22:46You will never be happy in your life.
22:50There is a happy face on it.
22:51No.
22:52It means
22:53you are going to be happy.
22:55Wow.
22:56I got it.
23:01Let's get Gokha's fowl out.
23:02Okay.
23:03Let's get Gokha's fowl out.
23:04Let me read the mantra first.
23:05Okay.
23:06I forgot the mantra.
23:08Give it to me.
23:10Hold it.
23:12What is written on it?
23:13Show it to me.
23:14Show it to me.
23:18There is a bird on it.
23:20There is something in its beak.
23:22Oh.
23:23It means
23:24you will never be happy in your life.
23:25I got it.
23:26He will tell us.
23:27It means
23:28it will grow up and become a bird
23:30which will have something in its beak.
23:32What will be in its beak?
23:33I will tell you.
23:35This is Thirsty Crow.
23:38Leave the rest.
23:39Is there any woman
23:40who doesn't have a bird in her house?
23:41There is one.
23:42There is one.
23:43Who?
23:44Charlie.
23:45Wow.
23:46May God bless you.
23:47Show it to us.
23:48Let's get Charlie's fowl out.
23:49Let's get it out.
23:50Charlie's fowl.
23:52Charlie's fowl.
23:53Hold it.
23:54Hold it.
23:56Wow.
23:57What is written on it?
23:58There is a frog on it.
24:01Frog.
24:02It means
24:03he will never be happy in his life.
24:06What will be in my fowl?
24:08Charlie's fowl.
24:09Let's get Charlie's fowl out.
24:10You also pray
24:11that something good happens.
24:12Wait a minute.
24:13Read the mantra.
24:14Read it.
24:15It means
24:16he will get stuck in the milk.
24:18He will get stuck in the milk.
24:19He will get stuck in the milk.
24:20He will get stuck.
24:21Do one thing.
24:22Here you go.
24:23I will eat your fowl.
24:24Shut up.
24:25Go.
24:28What is it?
24:30Show it.
24:31Show it.
24:33What is written on it?
24:35There is a sword on it.
24:37It means
24:38I am the daughter of Tipu Sultan.
24:39Yes.
24:40I understood.
24:41What does it mean?
24:42This fowl has a sword in her hand.
24:44Show me.
24:45Show the other side.
24:46There is a bow on it.
24:48I didn't get it.
24:50What does it mean?
24:51It means
24:52that
24:53when he leaves this world
24:55he will make a lot of fowls.
24:57Yes.
24:58There is one thing.
25:01He is my brother.
25:02He is my friend.
25:03I will make him cook.
25:05If you can make so many fowls
25:06then tell me
25:07how long will you sell
25:08your two shops to Saleem?
25:09Yes.
25:10That's it.
25:11I will make it.
25:12Yes.
25:13Throw it.
25:14Please.
25:15Okay.
25:16I will make it.
25:17I will make it.
25:18I will make it.
25:19I will make it.
25:20I will make it.
25:21I will make it.
25:22I will make it.
25:24How insolent he is!
25:26The cream is fine but
25:27you didn't charge him for this.
25:30Mr. Arun, look.
25:31It has bricks.
25:33It has bricks.
25:35Whose fowl is this?
25:36This is Saleseem's.
25:37Saleem's fowl.
25:38Yes, that.
25:39I understood now.
25:40You will sell them
25:41in bulk.
25:43You will have to sell them.
25:44You have to sell them in bulk.
25:46You tell me the sign of this?
25:48It means
25:50I mean, according to the lines, your shops won't be sold there.
26:00Grandpa!
26:04I love you a lot. I love you a lot.
26:14I think the boy didn't bring the perfume.
26:17He's breaking his neck again.
26:20No, I'm coming.
26:21Hey, listen to me.
26:23You go to my father. You don't have to do this for me.
26:26Mr. Haroon will also get a foul.
26:28Now it's Mr. Haroon's turn. Okay?
26:30Mr. Haroon. Okay.
26:31Give him a job.
26:35A job?
26:38Give it to him.
26:40No.
26:43A girl.
26:46It means that...
26:51What happened?
26:52That you'll be the groom at my and Malaika's wedding.
26:58Look, parrot. Our audience has been waiting for a long time.
27:01Where is it?
27:02You wait here.
27:03We'll talk to them as well.
27:05Malaika.
27:06Yes.
27:06I think I dropped this.
27:08Oh no.
27:09I'll come to you again. Okay?
27:11Promise?
27:12Yes.
27:13I don't know. He's giving me polio after a minute.
27:16Okay, you fool. Polio is a disease.
27:18It's not a disease.
27:21It's a disease and it can also be a disease.
27:24Look, he's doing it again.
27:32He has become very insecure.
27:35Oh no.
27:37He looks so old.
27:39Yes, he looks old.
27:40Mr. Agha, you've become safe.
27:42Sir, actually I weigh 180 kgs.
27:4580 kgs is mine and the rest 100 kgs is my mother's love.
27:48That's it.
27:49That's the thing.
27:50She feeds me with desi ghee and other things.
27:52You haven't even touched your mother yet.
27:54He weighs less than 180 kgs.
27:56Does he have a child?
27:57Yes.
27:58It's not 180 kgs. It's more.
27:59It's more.
28:00Okay, he's so big. When he's born...
28:02Talk to him politely.
28:03He says, yes.
28:04He weighs 190 kgs. I don't want to go there.
28:06Let me go.
28:08Okay, he's so big. When he's born...
28:10He says, yes.
28:11He's so big.
28:12Oh.
28:14When a person sleeps alone, it feels like the whole family is sleeping.
28:18Okay, Mr. Ali, how do you fit on the seat of the plane?
28:21Oh, yes.
28:22No, where the luggage is not kept.
28:24And he says, the plane shouldn't know.
28:26Okay, he's the only kid who can book it.
28:29No, then...
28:31Sir, I have a very funny incident of the plane.
28:33He's the one who goes on the seat and ties the seat.
28:35He says, the seat is fake.
28:38Sir, actually, I was going to South Africa.
28:41So, the economy seat was very tight.
28:44So, a white lady...
28:45Okay, it's not tight.
28:46It's okay. It's tight for you.
28:48It was tight for me.
28:49So, there was a white lady.
28:50I was sitting in the air-conditioned seat.
28:52So, I touched the lady.
28:54And she called the nurse and said, you please...
28:56Nurse!
28:57Oh, no.
28:58She called the nurse and said...
29:01Oh, no.
29:02Air-hostess.
29:03Oh, no.
29:04Nurse!
29:06She called the nurse and said,
29:07send her to the hospital.
29:09I think he's been in the hospital for a year.
29:10I think he's been in the hospital for a year.
29:13After that, he announced that
29:15he's going to land in the hospital.
29:18Okay, so she called the nurse.
29:19Sir, the air-hostess told me that she's not a nurse anymore.
29:22Oh, I see.
29:23Okay.
29:24Here you, Mridaki Jassi Bhakhan.
29:26What is this?
29:27Okay, then?
29:28Sir, that's it.
29:30She said, you just please come this...
29:33You just please come this...
29:34What was that?
29:35She said, you just please come this...
29:37Okay.
29:38No, sir, I was telling you the truth.
29:39She said, it's very difficult for me to sit here.
29:42Can I have another seat?
29:43Okay, you speak better English than that foreigner.
29:46And she said, see this, what is...
29:48Yes.
29:50So, then she changed my seat.
29:52There was a foreigner behind me.
29:54He also cried.
29:56Yes.
29:56So, while doing that, he spoke to the pilot
29:58that there's a double-seater behind me.
30:00You do something like this.
30:01Then?
30:01Then, sir, he gave me a seat in the business class.
30:04Oh, wow!
30:06Wow, wow, wow, wow!
30:08Sir, please give the mic to the audience.
30:10Yes, greetings.
30:11Greetings.
30:12My name is Muhammad Tauseef.
30:13Yes, Tauseef.
30:14I want to recite a couplet of Nasir Kazmi.
30:16Yes, sir, go ahead.
30:16Nasir Kazmi.
30:17I remembered you when you didn't come.
30:19Wow.
30:19Your promise, my friend, was faithful.
30:22There was a lack of meeting you.
30:24My peace and tranquility was destroyed.
30:27My mouth shook many times.
30:30I understood the effect, I prayed.
30:32When the lord opened his mouth, Nasir Shah
30:35started laughing with me.
30:36Wow, wow, wow, wow!
30:42When I heard this couplet with him,
30:46I thought it was Nasir Kazmi.
30:48Sir, Nasir Kazmi is not a couplet.
30:53You should ask him where he read that it's Nasir Kazmi.
30:56Yes, where did you read that it's Nasir Kazmi's couplet?
30:59I read it in a book.
30:59Which book?
31:00This book.
31:03This is a water-based book.
31:04Yes.
31:04I didn't read Nasir Kazmi's couplet.
31:06I read it in a water-based book.
31:07What?
31:08No, sir, it's not his.
31:09Okay, so Nasir Kazmi is not a couplet.
31:11He said, don't eat sweets in front of me.
31:15No, Tauseef, the couplet is very good.
31:17I mean, I've been reading with you, so I remember the couplet.
31:21The couplet is very good.
31:22It's a Punjabi couplet.
31:23But it's neither Nasir Shah's nor Nasir Kazmi's.
31:26Yes, it's Nasir Shah's.
31:28I can't say anything.
31:29But the couplet is good.
31:30Very good.
31:31It's good.
31:31Next scene.
31:32Greetings.
31:33Greetings.
31:34Sir, my name is Rizwan Shah Amal.
31:36Wow.
31:37I'm from Bahawalpur.
31:38Very good.
31:39Your show is very good.
31:41Thank you.
31:41Whenever I'm worried, I watch your show.
31:44Thank you very much.
31:45I have two couplets.
31:47One for Mr. Agha and one for you.
31:52Wow.
31:53I had secretly sent this rose to you for Mr. Agha.
31:56Secretly?
31:57I had secretly sent this rose to you.
31:58The fragrance has spread all over the city.
32:01Wow.
32:02Wow.
32:04Wow.
32:04Mr. Agha, you haven't acted in any drama in Lahore with the fragrance.
32:07I have acted in many dramas.
32:08Very good.
32:09Then why didn't it spread here?
32:10Why did it spread only in Bahawalpur?
32:11Okay, since both of you are the big names of the stage.
32:16So, tell me, who do you think is the best actor on the stage so far?
32:24There is one.
32:25Who?
32:26Madam Nargis.
32:27Wow.
32:28Wow.
32:31Sir, shall I recite a couplet for you?
32:33No, sir.
32:34No, no.
32:36Go ahead.
32:37I have packed my luggage to meet you.
32:40Yes.
32:41And I have packed my dog.
32:48Yes, son.
32:49We were preparing for the wedding.
32:51When we reached, they said you have a long life.
32:54Wow.
32:56He is talking about you.
32:58He is talking about you.
33:00He is talking about you.
33:01Wow.
33:03He is very nice.
33:03Very nice.
33:07He is a very nice couplet.
33:09Where do you stay in Bahawalpur?
33:10In the station.
33:11Don't you have a house?
33:12No, sir.
33:13Then what do I care?
33:15Yes.
33:16Greetings.
33:17Greetings.
33:18My name is Akiya.
33:19Yes, dear. Tell me.
33:21Uncle, why do you fight so much?
33:22No, dear. I don't have such a habit.
33:24I don't fight with anyone.
33:26Did you hear that?
33:27Son, he doesn't fight. He just wears clothes.
33:29No, but he is not a fighter.
33:32Son, if he was a fighter, he would have written
33:35the fashionable design, wear, quality, clothing,
33:38style, best madness.
33:41He might have started buying.
33:42Ask him.
33:43Brother, you are very colourful.
33:44You have got a new look.
33:47You..
33:48Listen to me.
33:49If you want to buy, you have to pay Rs. 1000.
33:52Yes, dear.
33:53Greetings, Mr. Arun.
33:54Greetings, brother.
33:55Mr. Arun, I have a question for you.
33:57Yes, brother. Ask him.
33:58The one whom we like, doesn't like us.
34:01And the one whom we like, doesn't like us.
34:04Oh, wow!
34:05Wow!
34:06Didn't you tell me your name?
34:08Shaukat Ali.
34:09Okay.
34:10Brother Shaukat Ali.
34:11You are unlucky.
34:14In response to this, Mr. Mishir Bhadra has written
34:17that he didn't say anything on the way.
34:19He never went to his house.
34:20Wow!
34:21I have been his for many lifetimes.
34:24He doesn't know this till date.
34:26It is God's gift.
34:29That this is called destiny.
34:31Wow!
34:31The one whom you wanted, you got.
34:34The one whom I wanted, I didn't get.
34:36Wow!
34:37Wow!
34:42Parrot, tell me.
34:43Will you be able to keep our Malaika happy?
34:47How does she stay happy?
34:49Through shopping.
34:50Through good food.
34:51No.
34:52Through good clothes.
34:53No.
34:54Through attitude.
34:55No.
34:56Through a good car.
34:57No.
34:57What?
34:58Through a good car.
34:59Oh, damn!
35:00Malaika, you are materialistic.
35:09Ladies and gentlemen, we will take a short break.
35:10We will meet again after the break.
35:19Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
35:20A groom has come to us during the break.
35:22He is standing right in front of us.
35:24He is saying that he wants to get married.
35:25Let's ask him why he has come during the wedding.
35:27Greetings.
35:28Greetings, sir. I am ruined.
35:30What?
35:30Oh!
35:31What happened?
35:32We have also got married.
35:33But you shouldn't say that.
35:34How?
35:35Sir, I haven't got ruined yet.
35:37Then?
35:37I haven't got married yet.
35:38I have just got married.
35:39I haven't spent a single day with my life partner.
35:42I am totally ruined.
35:43How?
35:44I see.
35:44I was saying that your brother-in-law is great.
35:46Yes.
35:47I thought that his wife left after giving birth to a baby.
35:50No, no. My wife is sitting right now after giving birth to a baby.
35:51That make-up is of no use.
35:55He is my brother-in-law. He is my best friend.
35:56I see.
35:57Sir, he is..
35:57If he is sitting right now after giving birth to a baby
35:59then you are totally ruined.
36:01A brother-in-law always becomes a younger child.
36:04Yes.
36:04He has made his friend a brother-in-law.
36:06Okay. This is the tradition here.
36:08Your brothers-in-law in the whole world..
36:10Yes.
36:10..are your best friends.
36:12Yes.
36:12They can be elder than you.
36:13Yes. They can be elder than you.
36:14Your brothers-in-law are your friends.
36:16Tara, on our Israiki band..
36:18Yes.
36:19..the eldest son-in-law and the eldest sister..
36:21Yes.
36:21..are our best friends.
36:22Oh!
36:23Sir, I have received so many gifts.
36:25I have received Rs. 5000 notes.
36:26I have invited many industrialists.
36:29So, what happened?
36:30What is this? I have received a lot of gifts.
36:31Sir, I have invited these people.
36:32Sir, I have invited these people.
36:33I have invited people from Chamda.
36:34And a few more people.
36:35Sir..
36:35Did you invite the big mill owners?
36:37Yes, sir.
36:38Why don't you be happy about it?
36:41Sir, I am sitting here.
36:42I am getting to know about the people in the hall.
36:44The people who eat.
36:45Believe me.
36:46Why?
36:47Sir, I have to pay them.
36:48Then pay them.
36:49You have received so many gifts.
36:50Pay them.
36:51You are right.
36:51Sir, that is the problem.
36:53What is the problem?
36:54He is my friend.
36:54He is very stingy.
36:55Is it?
36:56He keeps on giving me gifts.
36:58I told him to give me gifts and pay me.
37:00Is it?
37:01He kept on giving me gifts.
37:02Oh, my God!
37:04Oh, my God!
37:05How many gifts did he give you?
37:05I think he gave me Rs. 10 lakhs.
37:07Oh!
37:09Who gave you the gifts?
37:11He did.
37:12The musicians.
37:13And you gave all the gifts to the musicians.
37:16It is the happiness of a friend's marriage.
37:18Why?
37:18It is the happiness of my friend's marriage.
37:19Come on, play it.
37:20Why do you want to play it?
37:21What are you doing?
37:23I know everything.
37:24It is the happiness of my friend's marriage.
37:25I am not happy.
37:26I did not even touch it.
37:27Oh!
37:29You are such a fool.
37:31You gave Rs. 10 lakhs to this musician.
37:33He does not give money to this singer.
37:36He says, he gives Rs. 10 lakhs to this musician.
37:38He gives money to everyone.
37:40Come on, play it.
37:41Come on, play it.
37:43Come on, play it.
37:44Wait a minute.
37:45What is this?
37:46You are throwing something.
37:47I do not have any money.
37:48I am telling you, I cannot stop myself.
37:51You have done something.
37:52Now, you cannot stop the groom and the relatives.
37:55Sir, I request you to solve our problem.
37:57The thing is, take the money that was deposited
38:00with the musicians.
38:01Return the gifts that they have stolen from me.
38:03Sir, I had to pay Rs. 12,000 for the inspection.
38:06Okay.
38:06I had to pay Rs. 5,000 for the rent.
38:08Okay.
38:09I had to pay Rs. 4,000 for the new clothes.
38:10Okay.
38:11I will give you Rs. 19,000.
38:12I will leave now.
38:13You have already got Rs. 10 lakhs.
38:15That is there.
38:16I am not going to stay here.
38:17I am going to leave now.
38:18Go away.
38:19What are you doing?
38:22Get up.
38:24Sir, listen to me.
38:25I have to pay everyone.
38:27I have to..
38:27Sir, the music you are playing..
38:29Yes.
38:29Who has the right to do that?
38:32Some drunkard must have understood it.
38:34You do not know what it is.
38:36He is right.
38:37Now, if 500 people do not come for the wedding
38:39then who will come for the drunkard?
38:41Band shant happens when the groom enters.
38:43It does not happen when there is a salutation.
38:45We are going with him.
38:47We are from Jagdi Pushti Bajiyala.
38:48We will make him dance.
38:50You have already paid Rs. 10 lakhs.
38:51He is crying.
38:53Return some money.
38:54No, we will not return it.
38:55We used to watch the video and pay him.
39:00Sir, I am telling you.
39:01He is not stopping me.
39:02You come here.
39:04Oh, God!
39:05Tara!
39:08Sir, keep Rs. 1 lakh with him.
39:09Give me Rs. 9 lakhs.
39:10Oh, God!
39:11You are a drunkard.
39:12You will lose your NG.
39:13You will lose your NG.
39:16You were watching him when he was wasting money.
39:20I was telling people that my friend is happy
39:22that he is wasting money.
39:23I did not know that he was wasting my money.
39:25Foolish man!
39:26When he asked me to do it
39:27did you see how much money I had in my pocket?
39:28No.
39:29Oh, God!
39:30You..
39:33Forget about Rs. 20 lakhs.
39:35He is saying that he has lost Rs. 20 lakhs.
39:37It is okay.
39:39Thank you so much.
39:40Oh, God!
39:43Yes.
39:45He will not come back as long as he wants to dance.
39:48I will give you the money.
39:49Mr. Haroon, what should I do now?
39:51I think that..
39:52The old days..
39:53He has thrown the money.
39:55Yes, sir.
39:56Sir, I agree.
39:57I am begging you to return it to me as a human being.
40:00Why do you want to return it as a human being?
40:03If you ask for 10 lakhs, you will get 10 lakhs.
40:04Forget about 10 lakhs.
40:06Give him some money if he wants to return it.
40:08Look, Mr. Drum, you must have been married.
40:11You must have realised that
40:12you need money when you get married for the first time.
40:15Yes, I did.
40:16Listen to my husband.
40:17When I became a groom, there were 12-14 grooms.
40:20You became a groom?
40:20You became a groom?
40:21You were made in a factory.
40:24You were with me.
40:26I will make you a groom worth Rs. 20 lakhs.
40:28I think you have made a mistake by cutting the money.
40:32He is right.
40:33He is right.
40:39Mr. Groom, you should have returned the money
40:42to your father.
40:44Friends are like fathers.
40:46What happened?
40:46What?
40:47What kind of friend is like a father?
40:48Don't you say that friends are like brothers?
40:51If you get married, you will make me your friend.
40:56Why are you making him your father in such a difficult time?
40:59I should give money to his friend.
41:01He has spent his money.
41:02Yes, sir.
41:02He has given his property to him.
41:04Absolutely.
41:05He is not stopping me.
41:07I think he has given Rs. 5 lakhs to him.
41:10Rs. 50 lakhs.
41:11Sir, I have a solution.
41:12What?
41:13You should join Bajja.
41:15We will save our money together.
41:17I will join him.
41:19Give me Rs. 10 lakhs as advance.
41:22Ajay, he is a big man.
41:24He will get trapped if he keeps quiet.
41:26We have to cut him.
41:27Bajja.
41:27No, him.
41:29No one can stop me.
41:30I am getting married to my friend.
41:31I am getting married.
41:35Those who are worth Rs. 10 lakhs won't come.
41:37Those who are worth Rs. 20 lakhs, save them.
41:40Tell me about your wife.
41:41Was she happy?
41:42I don't know.
41:43Since I have come here, I have not seen her.
41:46She was not at home.
41:47Oh!
41:48She was so happy.
41:49She was looking at the wedding procession.
41:50Hello.
41:51When I released her, she took Rs. 50 lakhs.
41:53Oh!
41:54She took Rs. 50 lakhs.
41:56Did your wife come to know about this incident?
41:58She didn't come to know yet.
41:59If she comes to know, she will leave me.
42:01Because she wanted to get married to someone else.
42:03What did you say?
42:05My wife's love marriage..
42:06It's not that she was going to have a love marriage.
42:08She got married to me.
42:09But when she came to know that I am worth Rs. 10 lakhs
42:11I told her that I wish I could get married to someone else.
42:16I am already so sad.
42:17I had an old love with a girl.
42:19I wanted to get married to my girlfriend.
42:21But my family got me married to someone else's girlfriend.
42:26How many people are there in your band?
42:28He has lost Rs. 10 lakhs.
42:29Look at his face.
42:30He doesn't think that he has lost money.
42:33I am asking you. How many people are there in your band?
42:35One.
42:36One.
42:38You have already lost Rs. 10 lakhs.
42:40Look at his face.
42:41He has lost Rs. 10 lakhs.
42:44You have already lost so much.
42:45Why are you talking about money?
42:46Listen to me.
42:48We have to take the money.
42:50What is your name?
42:52Piku.
42:53And yours?
42:53Lyakoo.
42:54And yours?
42:55Jahan Yeb.
42:57He has lost Rs. 20 lakhs.
42:59He has lost everything.
43:03Do one thing.
43:04Give him some money as a loan.
43:05He will pay you back.
43:06I don't have a loan.
43:08I have a job.
43:09Will you give me Rs. 10 lakhs?
43:11He wants to give me Rs. 10 lakhs.
43:13I will give you Rs. 50,000.
43:14I will buy you a lot of things.
43:17I have my own money.
43:19I don't want to return the money.
43:22Sir, he is talking nonsense.
43:24He is after me.
43:26He is a greedy man.
43:27What should I do?
43:27Look, today is a big day in your life.
43:30Yes.
43:30If you come to me..
43:32Yes, sir.
43:32I will pay his entire bill.
43:36Sir.
43:36Yes.
43:37If he gives me the money.
43:38Wow..
43:40Sir, if you decide..
43:41Yes.
43:42..then you should have at least five villages..
43:45..where you should have doors and windows shut.
43:51Who is a fool in this world..
43:53..who trusts salamis to get married?
43:55On a very serious note, this is true.
43:57This is true.
43:58This is true.
43:58First secure your finances and then get married.
44:02Salamis should be a bonus.
44:03Thank God, you didn't have to face this..
44:06..when you got married.
44:08I know people who made lists..
44:11..of how much money he will give.
44:12And the difference at the end..
44:14..was that he had only Rs. 10,000 in his pocket.
44:17And out of that Rs. 5,000..
44:19..he gets a cold drink at the end.
44:21He gave Rs. 5,000 to him.
44:24Sir, we are getting married now.
44:25Oh, you are getting married now.
44:26Yes, we are getting married now.
44:28Yes.
44:31I told him that if we get married today..
44:33..then we will have to search the house all night.
44:35I told him to keep an eye on it.
44:36He will have to pay the money.
44:38Yes, yes.
44:39Sir, they don't just ask for money.
44:41Yes.
44:42They ask you to give them a plate..
44:43..so that they can eat food.
44:45I didn't like it.
44:46You look like you are ready to get married.
44:48You look like you are ready to get married.
44:50My uncle's son got married.
44:51He was sitting there.
44:52He didn't want to get married.
44:53He didn't want to get married.
44:55My uncle got up.
44:56He took him to the S.H.O. of the locality.
44:58He told him to search the house.
45:00Then?
45:01He hit him and he ran away.
45:04He is so unfair to the groom.
45:07Yes, he is very unfair.
45:08Sir, this is how it is.
45:09I got married.
45:10My in-laws..
45:11In fact, my wife called me first and told me..
45:13..that we don't have lakhs.
45:15Keep this first.
45:16If you want to spend it, take it from me.
45:17Don't be ashamed.
45:18Don't do this to me.
45:19Otherwise, you will have to go back.
45:21Did he understand what he said?
45:23No.
45:23He is a fool.
45:24He told him that he is a fool.
45:29He told him that he will get the money.
45:32He told him that he will get the money.
45:35He told him that he will get the money.
45:37He told him that he is a fool.
45:40And that fatso got married.
45:41He didn't have 1.5 lakhs.
45:43He got 1.5 lakhs from her.
45:44Okay.
45:45He put it in his pocket and said that he doesn't have it.
45:49Your wife is such a materialistic woman.
45:51I have told you before that I am not married to my girlfriend.
45:53I am married to someone's girlfriend.
45:54I will get to know if I spend the rest of my life with her.
45:56He is a mad man.
45:57Not everyone has a girlfriend.
45:59No, son.
46:00Some people get married to their girlfriends.
46:01What are you doing?
46:03It is an arranged marriage.
46:04Some people get married to their girlfriends.
46:05Love marriage is with your girlfriend.
46:08Mr. Arun is a very historical man.
46:10Is it?
46:10Yes.
46:11He is the same man who was playing the titan's dominoes.
46:14He is so ashamed that he is playing it.
46:17He is also a historical man.
46:18He has won many wars.
46:20What?
46:23He used to be a very cheap man before.
46:24And now he has become a thinker.
46:25He is a modern man.
46:28I don't understand one thing.
46:29What is it, sir?
46:30You gave all the gifts which were such a precious amount.
46:33Why didn't you give it to your friend?
46:34Why didn't you give it to your father?
46:36Sir, my father is a very honest man.
46:38He is very famous.
46:40Oh, wow.
46:41Believe me.
46:42No one gives me a gift.
46:44It is a big deal that I don't give him a gift.
46:45I am very reliable.
46:47No.
46:48You don't eat it.
46:50That's fine, dad. But you can't be friends, can you?
46:54I'll let you go, dad.
46:57I just remembered, Mr. Agha.
46:59It's 11.30 now. You tell me.
47:01I'll go and ask for a date.
47:03I'll go and ask for a date. I'm not sure yet.
47:05My head is aching.
47:07But marriages take place at night.
47:09They do. We don't even do that.
47:12We go home at 7 o'clock in the evening.
47:14That's true, grandpa.
47:15After 7 o'clock, the dogs start barking.
47:17How much money did you have to bring the vegetables?
47:19Yes?
47:19How much money did the people of Bhajiya
47:21get from your wedding?
47:23My wedding cost Rs. 20 lakhs.
47:25What?
47:26All that was our cousin's money.
47:27I see.
47:28All that money was ours.
47:30Mr. Haroon, this is so strange.
47:31He's a very stubborn man.
47:33He took the money from both of them.
47:35Absolutely.
47:35That's true.
47:36What's the need to talk when the matter can be resolved easily?
47:39Hey! Where's the money?
47:41Don't touch me. I'm in uniform.
47:43Yes.
47:47Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
47:48We'll meet you in the next show.
47:50Take care of yourselves.
47:52Goodbye.