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03:59 We have bought it. Thank you, sir. - Wait.
04:03 We had to get it from the scrap dealership.
04:05 Sir, this is all done and done. - Hello.
04:07 Listen to me. - He has run away.
04:09 I am telling you, this car must have been stolen.
04:11 Yes. - When did it get stolen?
04:13 As soon as he got it. - Yes.
04:15 He took the car to our house. - What a fool.
04:17 Maybe he must have done something with it. - Yes.
04:20 He must have done something.
04:21 Nothing happens if you do something.
04:23 We have also been doing this job for 20 years.
04:25 It's a name of Pappu Mistry.
04:26 Pappu Mistry, get this car out of here as soon as possible.
04:29 Get it out of the workshop. - Really?
04:30 I don't think this is right.
04:32 And there must be a tracker on it.
04:34 Someone will get you into trouble.
04:35 I will make him Pappu.
04:37 Our car will be Pappu.
04:38 And after a month, he won't recognize the car.
04:40 How much did they give?
04:42 A lot. I will give them a lakh.
04:44 Look at his tyres.
04:46 How did he walk on the road?
04:48 Tell me something.
04:50 You didn't even get a paper signed.
04:52 How did you sell it?
04:53 Look at the dashboard.
04:58 What is this? - There is a paper.
04:59 There is a paper.
05:00 Who will stop such an old car?
05:02 Let it drive.
05:03 What is this paper?
05:04 You are collecting papers for the car.
05:05 Either you have won the lottery
05:09 or you are trapped.
05:10 Shakeer, you are late again.
05:12 You are alone today.
05:13 Where is your student, Kuddu?
05:16 Where is he?
05:17 Kuddu has gone for work.
05:18 I think he is in front of me.
05:20 I will give him a lakh.
05:22 He will be upset. He won't understand anything.
05:24 Greetings.
05:25 Greetings. - How are you?
05:26 Thank God. - Greetings.
05:27 Move back.
05:29 What? - Move back.
05:32 I will hit you.
05:33 He is..
05:35 Where did you get this car?
05:37 Who is he for?
05:38 He is your teacher.
05:40 Who? - Him.
05:41 Didn't he teach you?
05:42 Who? - Me.
05:43 He says, a person is a student.
05:47 He doesn't get beaten up.
05:48 Hey, Gokhale. - Yes, sir.
05:54 Is this your time?
05:55 This is my time.
05:56 It's 12.45.
05:57 This is my time.
05:59 Check the silencer.
06:02 I have to get married.
06:03 The silencer is at the back.
06:07 One is at the back and he is checking it with his feet.
06:10 Check it.
06:14 Are you learning or not?
06:16 I am learning.
06:16 Where is the silencer?
06:17 Where is it?
06:18 Here.
06:24 Sir, take the car.
06:26 Sir, you have to give me sweets.
06:28 I will give you sweets.
06:29 I had a car.
06:31 Sir, tell me something.
06:33 Yes.
06:34 Is it for free?
06:35 It's a room for free.
06:36 I am a poor man.
06:37 Who gives it for free?
06:38 I gave Rs. 8 lakh for this car.
06:40 Oh.
06:41 You have made a good deal.
06:43 Sir, you know what?
06:44 You are my teacher.
06:47 Yes.
06:47 But take it for cheap.
06:49 Look at this.
06:51 There is a snack bar.
06:53 A snack bar.
06:54 Okay.
06:55 What happened?
06:58 I think the old car has a trunk.
07:04 Sir.
07:06 Yes.
07:06 Something is happening.
07:08 Whatever it is, it's ours.
07:10 It's not ours.
07:11 What happened?
07:12 I am telling you.
07:14 You will be ruined.
07:15 I will kill you.
07:17 I will put you in the car.
07:18 I will..
07:23 Sir, it's a snack bar.
07:24 But it has eyebrows.
07:25 You have seen the snack bar.
07:30 It has nail polish.
07:31 Guddu.
07:32 Yes, sir.
07:33 Come here.
07:34 Hold my hand.
07:34 I am busy.
07:35 Sir, I know.
07:38 You do all the housework for me.
07:42 Guddu.
07:43 Yes, sir.
07:44 Come here and put the snack bar.
07:46 Sir.
07:47 Sir, I am going home.
07:48 Come here, Guddu.
07:52 Where are you going?
07:54 My stomach is growling.
07:56 Come back, Guddu.
07:57 Come here.
07:58 One minute.
08:00 Come here.
08:02 Come here.
08:04 Sir, she is alive.
08:06 Sir, who puts a bed sheet on a dead body?
08:10 What do you mean?
08:10 She is alive.
08:12 Where is the car?
08:12 Yes.
08:13 How did you get in the car?
08:14 Yes.
08:15 Did your father leave you?
08:16 Yes.
08:17 What is the lane number?
08:20 Yes.
08:21 Number one.
08:22 Why don't you talk to me?
08:24 Sir.
08:26 Yes.
08:27 She will taunt you if you put a tape on her mouth.
08:29 Remove the tape.
08:32 Give it to me.
08:32 I didn't put a tape.
08:33 Be careful.
08:34 He is always like this.
08:37 Tell me.
08:39 You..
08:40 Open it.
08:41 Open it quickly.
08:43 How did you come here?
08:44 I will tell you.
08:45 Okay.
08:46 Who are you?
08:46 What were you doing in the car?
08:48 What happened?
08:49 I have understood that the boy kidnapped her.
08:52 Is it?
08:53 Yes, but I left him and ran away.
08:55 He didn't do good to me.
08:56 What?
08:58 You left him and ran away.
08:59 I told him to kidnap me.
09:01 I gave him money.
09:02 I gave him a bag of money.
09:05 Wait.
09:06 Tell me.
09:07 Why were you doing this?
09:09 Why did you tell him to kidnap you?
09:12 Because I wanted to take money from my father.
09:14 Go and ask for money.
09:16 No.
09:17 He doesn't give me money.
09:18 Why?
09:19 My father is so rich that you can't even imagine.
09:22 And this car is my father's car.
09:25 What?
09:26 Your father will be better than this.
09:28 If this is your father's car, then don't ask him for money.
09:34 Should I give him the newspaper?
09:35 This is his first car.
09:37 He has kept it safely.
09:39 Is it?
09:40 Yes.
09:40 Some people don't even sell their first car.
09:45 He has millions of cars.
09:47 He says that I spend money unnecessarily.
09:49 I want to travel the world.
09:51 I wanted to shop from Dubai.
09:53 Have you ever thought what he must be going through?
09:57 What your mother must be going through?
09:59 What will happen to your family?
10:01 Have you ever thought about your parents?
10:04 Go and give him a new car.
10:06 He left his house.
10:07 I am sure that his parents are fine.
10:09 Why?
10:10 He must not have called me yet.
10:12 Yes, I remember.
10:16 Call my house and tell them that you have kidnapped your daughter.
10:21 Send the money.
10:21 Tell me the number.
10:23 I won't do it.
10:24 No, it's okay.
10:26 Don't do it.
10:28 I won't.
10:29 It will be a big crime.
10:30 I will tell you.
10:32 Yes.
10:32 She will trap me.
10:33 I think she will trap you all.
10:36 Not everyone.
10:37 She will trap me.
10:39 Call my father. I will give you the money.
10:44 I won't do it.
10:45 How can you drive if you don't work?
10:49 I can drive.
10:50 Tell me where the car is.
10:52 I lost it. I am working.
10:55 Come here.
10:56 Hello.
10:57 Take it.
10:58 It's my son.
10:59 I am not your son.
11:01 Where is the car?
11:06 I lost it. I am working.
11:07 It will take two weeks.
11:09 Don't talk nonsense.
11:10 Yes, he lost his car.
11:14 It's my boss's car.
11:17 It's a nice car.
11:18 It's worth Rs. 8 lakhs.
11:20 It's a nice car.
11:22 Don't talk nonsense.
11:24 I will show you.
11:26 Come here.
11:27 Let me search the car.
11:29 You can't find it.
11:30 You can see it from outside.
11:31 Sir.
11:33 Don't search.
11:35 It's gone.
11:36 It's a bad omen.
11:38 What happened?
11:39 I can't find it.
11:43 Where is it?
11:44 I found it there.
11:45 Where?
11:48 I found it there.
11:49 Where?
11:50 I am late.
11:51 I don't go home.
11:52 I am bothering an old lady.
11:53 I will sleep in the car.
11:54 Okay.
11:55 You are right.
11:56 I was sleeping in the car.
11:58 I saw the tape on your face.
12:01 What do you mean?
12:02 I was singing Noorja's songs.
12:04 I saw the tape.
12:06 I fell asleep.
12:07 Tell me.
12:08 Noorja is interested in listening to you.
12:10 I was playing the instrument.
12:14 What instrument?
12:15 Poor people play instruments.
12:17 Okay.
12:20 It's here.
12:21 It means..
12:24 ..the girl is here.
12:25 No.
12:26 She was here.
12:27 She is not here.
12:29 No.
12:30 We have two girls.
12:31 One is here and the other is there.
12:33 Wait.
12:34 You will be investigated.
12:36 Why?
12:37 Sir's daughter is kidnapped.
12:39 Okay.
12:39 She is in the car.
12:41 Find the girl.
12:43 The car is here.
12:44 The girl must be here.
12:45 Yes.
12:46 But she is here.
12:47 Shut up.
12:48 I don't know where she is.
12:50 Oh.
12:54 36 minutes of show and you will faint.
13:01 Kuttu.
13:06 You are hitting me.
13:08 Get out.
13:09 Don't you dare go anywhere.
13:12 You will do as I say.
13:15 Take out your phone and call my father.
13:17 Where is my phone?
13:18 Hurry up.
13:19 I didn't ask you to take out your phone.
13:22 Give me your number.
13:24 Where are you going?
13:25 Sir, there is no balance.
13:27 I will come.
13:28 Don't go anywhere. Come back.
13:29 Hurry up.
13:30 What is the number?
13:30 Give me. I will dial it.
13:32 Come on.
13:34 Tell him to send Rs. 5 crores.
13:37 I will tell him.
13:39 I am telling him.
13:40 Tell him that he has kidnapped your daughter.
13:44 Send Rs. 5 crores.
13:45 Hello.
13:45 Hello.
13:46 Hello.
13:47 Yes.
13:48 Hello.
13:48 This is Pappu from the workshop.
13:51 Hey.
13:52 Tell him a dangerous name.
13:54 This is Pappu from the workshop.
13:58 Where is your workshop?
14:01 Come to Regal Chowk and ask anyone.
14:03 Why are you telling him?
14:05 Come to Regal Chowk and ask anyone.
14:08 Tell him that I have kidnapped your daughter.
14:12 Put it on speaker.
14:13 Ask him where is the big don.
14:16 This is your father's nose.
14:19 I agree.
14:19 He doesn't have money.
14:21 Sir, Manzoor is speaking.
14:24 Yes.
14:25 Come to me with Rs. 5 crores.
14:28 Why?
14:29 What is the reason?
14:30 Tell him that I have kidnapped your daughter.
14:33 I have kidnapped your daughter.
14:36 What nonsense!
14:37 What proof do you have?
14:39 He is asking for the proof of the house.
14:41 Tell him to listen to his daughter.
14:44 Sir, Manzoor.
14:46 Yes.
14:46 You recognise your daughter's voice, right?
14:49 I recognise.
14:50 Then listen.
14:50 What will you listen?
14:52 Father, save me.
14:54 They have kidnapped me.
14:56 Now I understood, father.
14:58 Did you hear this voice?
14:59 Yes.
15:00 For God's sake, don't say anything to my daughter.
15:02 Don't do anything.
15:03 I have taken Rs. 5 crores.
15:05 Tell him where I have taken Rs. 5 crores.
15:07 Tell him to come to Pappu's workshop.
15:09 If he tells the police, I will shoot your daughter.
15:12 Pappu's workshop.
15:14 Come to Regal Chowk.
15:15 If you try to tell the police,
15:18 your daughter will shoot me.
15:20 He is saying that you will shoot her, not him.
15:24 You are so smart.
15:26 I will shoot your daughter.
15:31 No, don't shoot.
15:32 I have brought the money.
15:34 He doesn't do this.
15:37 Sir.
15:40 Tell him what to do.
15:41 You tell him.
15:43 What should I do?
15:44 Sir, you don't listen to me.
15:46 Tell me.
15:47 I have an idea.
15:48 What?
15:49 Call 115.
15:51 Call 112 immediately.
15:55 And call 115.
15:56 Sir, I am not at fault.
15:58 Why?
15:59 How did you kill the police?
16:00 Like this.
16:00 Like this.
16:01 Where is the pistol?
16:02 Here.
16:03 Here.
16:03 Where is the telephone?
16:04 Here.
16:05 Who bought the car?
16:05 I did.
16:06 Who gave the telephone to his father?
16:07 I did.
16:08 Sir, what is my problem?
16:11 I am from abroad.
16:12 You don't know.
16:13 The police don't know.
16:15 Dad hasn't come yet.
16:18 Son, are you okay?
16:19 Is everything okay?
16:21 Are you okay?
16:22 Who is Pappu?
16:26 Pappu?
16:27 I don't understand.
16:29 What?
16:30 I am very busy with the police.
16:32 Uncle, are you okay?
16:38 Thank God.
16:39 Hey.
16:40 Who are you telling that you are okay?
16:43 Yes.
16:44 Where is the girl?
16:45 Her father took her to his father's brim case.
16:49 Sir, this is my car.
16:51 These people have killed my daughter.
16:53 Thank God, my daughter has this gun.
16:56 Okay.
16:57 No, no.
16:58 Sir, this gun was yours.
17:00 You will get to know when you go to the police station.
17:02 Come on, get going.
17:03 Sir, it's not my fault.
17:05 Get going.
17:06 Sir.
17:07 Get going.
17:08 Sir, wait a minute.
17:10 Yes.
17:10 Kuddu, come here.
17:13 Viewers, there is a small break.
17:20 Don't go anywhere.
17:20 We will meet after the break.
17:21 Welcome back, viewers.
17:29 Now, our segment is Time Machine.
17:30 Wow.
17:32 Today, we will call the person
17:35 whose picture everyone is waiting to see.
17:39 So, if we call the person whose picture is worth 100 dollars.
17:44 Wow.
17:45 What do you think?
17:45 Wow.
17:47 Very good.
17:47 His name is Benjamin Franklin.
17:50 Okay, so let's call Benjamin Franklin.
17:52 Hey.
17:53 Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you
17:59 the great Mr. Benjamin Franklin.
18:03 Wow.
18:05 Come on.
18:07 Wow.
18:08 Mr. Arun.
18:12 Yes.
18:12 Spray the machine.
18:13 The bald people are coming.
18:15 He is Benjamin Albela.
18:17 He is Benjamin Franklin.
18:20 Come on.
18:21 Via Passroor.
18:22 Dad, put it on.
18:24 Yes.
18:25 It looks like a boy is going to buy his stuff.
18:29 Oh, good job, fat man.
18:32 How are you?
18:36 I am good. How are you, sir?
18:37 Oh, good show, young man.
18:39 Oh, how are you, seat?
18:42 Yes, I am going.
18:43 Where should I sit?
18:44 Get a chair for him.
18:46 It's a pleasure to have you here.
18:50 We called you from Time Machine.
18:52 You must have learnt all the Punjabi.
18:54 Yes, I have.
18:56 He is Benjamin.
18:57 He has put 100 photos.
18:58 According to him, he should have put 10.
19:01 He didn't do my work.
19:02 He is making me look easy.
19:04 Let me introduce him to you.
19:05 You have started making fun of him.
19:08 You have started making fun of him.
19:09 We know his introduction.
19:11 He is the Kawal of a village in Britain.
19:13 Your picture looks like a dollar.
19:16 Your face looks like a marathi.
19:17 He is a dollar.
19:19 He looks like a woman.
19:23 I have introduced the most fashionable man in the world.
19:27 I have always found good clothes.
19:30 He is right.
19:32 He was the most fashionable politician of his time.
19:36 Wow.
19:37 He was the most fashionable human rights activist.
19:41 And after seeing his hats,
19:45 women in France used to make their hats.
19:48 Oh.
19:49 They used to wear these clothes and become trendy.
19:51 I was modelling.
19:53 I was left with the pain of the hats.
19:54 Why did you put a iron on your head?
19:58 Benjamin, it is prohibited to fly a kite here.
20:02 Why are you holding it?
20:03 I think it is your study.
20:05 You should read books.
20:06 You should know about the big shots.
20:08 Actually, I flew a kite for the first time in my life.
20:11 To experience it.
20:13 Absolutely.
20:14 With two strings.
20:15 Yes.
20:16 I tied the key to one string.
20:17 Absolutely.
20:18 I was afraid that it might break my kites.
20:19 People used to argue a lot.
20:21 What did they argue?
20:22 That there is no current in the sky.
20:25 There is only electricity in the sky.
20:27 There is no current in the ground.
20:28 People used to argue because electricity was a phenomenon.
20:34 But people used to think that there is no current in the sky.
20:39 So, I flew a kite with two strings.
20:43 Absolutely.
20:43 I tied the key to one string.
20:44 Yes.
20:45 I released the string easily.
20:46 Absolutely.
20:47 There was no current in the sky.
20:49 Okay.
20:49 And I used to store electricity in this jar.
20:53 Yes.
20:53 He made a special kind of jar.
20:55 It had a special string.
20:57 He stored electricity in it.
20:59 You must be surprised that how can electricity be stored in a jar?
21:02 It was not possible in that experiment.
21:04 But after that design, some jars were made with the same design.
21:10 In which electricity is stored.
21:13 And those jars are available in a very small size.
21:17 They are called cells.
21:19 I am not interested in them because my kites fly without the strings.
21:23 Oh!
21:26 Sir, we are lucky that we have Benjamin Franklin.
21:29 I have an old question.
21:30 I want to ask him directly.
21:32 Okay.
21:32 Sir, when you were signing the Declaration of Independence
21:36 did you ever have any disagreement with John Hancock?
21:39 Did it ever happen?
21:40 Yes.
21:41 What did you do?
21:44 I told him that we need freedom.
21:49 Absolutely.
21:49 We are all one and the same.
21:51 We are not like you.
21:52 We are not like you.
21:54 We are not like you.
21:57 Yes, that's true.
21:58 You are right.
21:59 I had a son.
22:01 Do you know one thing?
22:02 Yes.
22:02 John Hancock was a tea smuggler.
22:05 Tea smuggler?
22:06 Yes.
22:06 He was a food smuggler?
22:09 Yes.
22:10 That's why he had a tea party in Boston.
22:12 I am the king of tea parties.
22:17 You know I was a tea smuggler.
22:19 Absolutely.
22:20 I studied for two years.
22:21 Yes.
22:21 I got degrees from many countries.
22:24 It's amazing that this man was a two or three year old.
22:29 He had a formal education.
22:32 He studied so much that he got degrees from Yale, Harvard and many other universities.
22:40 Even Oxford.
22:41 He got degrees from them.
22:44 He got doctorates.
22:46 We don't see a more educated man than you.
22:50 He used to stay hungry.
22:52 But he used to bring a book.
22:54 He used to say that he will read a book.
22:56 I can't sleep without reading.
22:58 I sleep without eating.
22:59 That's amazing.
23:00 Uncle, I have a question.
23:04 Uncle, you are elder to me.
23:06 Son, I have a question.
23:09 Yes, uncle.
23:10 If you were given a tong, would you tell a joke?
23:15 I will give you a joke.
23:16 Are you out of your mind?
23:18 Absolutely.
23:19 I will give you a ride.
23:21 I will give you a ride.
23:23 I will give you a ride.
23:24 I will give you a pizza.
23:25 I will bring a Benz and a flag.
23:28 You don't know your name.
23:33 I think you are a fraud.
23:35 I am getting late to die.
23:39 What was my name?
23:41 Benjamin Franklin.
23:42 Yes.
23:43 You were also called Ben Franklin.
23:45 You said that he used to sleep without eating.
23:48 But he used to bring a book.
23:49 Yes.
23:50 Was he poor?
23:51 Yes.
23:52 If he was poor, how did he become a fashion icon?
23:54 Exactly.
23:55 That's a great question.
23:56 Actually..
23:57 I used to work in a press.
23:59 I used to work in a press.
24:00 Press.
24:01 You are..
24:03 He became a big press.
24:06 He used to print notes in it.
24:07 Actually, Irza..
24:10 He studied so much and worked so hard.
24:14 He had to get knowledge and hard work.
24:18 He had to get money.
24:21 When he passed away, he was one of the richest people there.
24:24 Oh.
24:25 He became a very rich man.
24:26 Yes.
24:27 I will tell you something interesting.
24:28 He used to print my columns.
24:30 He is right.
24:31 In the name of women.
24:32 In the name of women.
24:33 In his brother's press, he used to print..
24:38 I don't know.
24:40 He doesn't know.
24:41 No.
24:43 My brother took me out of there.
24:44 I am telling you.
24:45 Uncle, before this..
24:49 You were working with Wala in a circus.
24:52 You are the one who was working.
24:54 Sir, it's very impressive that his story is very similar to Mr. Agha's.
25:01 How?
25:02 Mr. Agha used to eat food but not study.
25:04 (Laughs)
25:08 The interesting thing is that he invented a musical instrument.
25:12 Yes.
25:13 It was a glass instrument.
25:14 It was called glass harmonica.
25:16 It was a glass bowl.
25:18 When he used to play it, it made a different sound.
25:22 (Mimics glass bowl)
25:25 All the genius people are interested in some instrument.
25:29 You are right.
25:30 90 percent.
25:32 Look at the instruments that the great people played.
25:35 Not just the instruments of that era.
25:37 The greatest musicians of history..
25:40 Okay.
25:40 Mozart, Beethoven..
25:42 They used to play instruments with great passion.
25:44 They used to make music with it.
25:46 Abodh, is he really a dollar man?
25:48 No, he is a chicken seller.
25:50 (Laughs)
25:54 You call great people from the time machine.
25:56 Yes.
25:57 You should call his father.
25:58 (Laughs)
26:00 I wish we had a time machine.
26:04 We could call him.
26:06 What is it?
26:07 We would call him first.
26:09 We would not only welcome him.
26:11 We would hand over the show to him.
26:14 Wow.
26:15 (Applause)
26:17 He is very close to us.
26:19 What does he do?
26:20 He sends me to the mountains and tells me to plant crops.
26:22 (Laughs)
26:24 He says he has a den in the mountains.
26:26 I will tell you something interesting.
26:27 We say that if we get a responsibility..
26:31 For example, if we have to write a book.
26:34 We leave everything and say that we have a big task.
26:37 We have to do this.
26:38 This man did politics.
26:41 He did social work for people.
26:44 He studied science.
26:45 He did experiments.
26:47 Along with that, he invented things.
26:49 Today, you are sitting in a cool AC.
26:51 You use a fridge.
26:53 This was his genesis.
26:54 The biggest thing is that when you study..
26:57 The bifocal glasses..
27:00 You can see the distance and the distance in one glass.
27:03 I invented this.
27:04 He invented that too.
27:05 This is my invention.
27:06 This is the one that goes like this.
27:07 (Laughs)
27:10 I invented a heater too.
27:11 Uncle..
27:12 It was so cold that it would go around like this.
27:15 Yes.
27:16 In America.
27:16 Yes.
27:17 I said, "You go around like this."
27:18 I did experiments.
27:19 Okay.
27:20 Then I invented a big heater.
27:21 Absolutely.
27:22 It used to consume less fuel.
27:23 Oh..
27:24 And it used to generate more heat.
27:25 Uncle, did you ever make a woolen comb?
27:28 I wanted to.
27:29 (Laughs)
27:32 He invented hospitals.
27:34 The patrolling police that you see..
27:36 They roam around in cars.
27:37 He invented that.
27:38 I mean, he invented that police.
27:41 Very good.
27:42 (Laughs)
27:42 He is a very capable man.
27:43 If the government supports you a little..
27:45 You can change this country.
27:47 Okay, even if the government doesn't support me..
27:49 Only the people support me.
27:51 So, not just this country..
27:52 I can change my neighbouring countries too.
27:54 Very good.
27:54 God will give you a golden head.
27:56 Go, I am telling you.
27:57 What is he asking for?
27:58 (Laughs)
28:02 His press..
28:04 His academy..
28:05 It is now called the University of Pennsylvania.
28:08 U Penn.
28:08 Wow..
28:09 He did a lot of work in the press.
28:10 He did a lot of work in your Urdu Bazaar.
28:12 (Laughs)
28:13 Mr. Munna Lahori was my tenant.
28:14 (Laughs)
28:15 He is going.
28:15 Yes, I saw that.
28:16 Even his father used to collect money.
28:18 (Laughs)
28:20 (Applause)
28:22 Viewers, there is a small break.
28:24 Don't go anywhere.
28:24 We will meet after the break.
28:25 "Wake up, friends."
28:29 "Wake up, friends."
28:32 Welcome back, viewers.
28:33 Yes, Irza.
28:34 Let's go to our audience and see what all they have brought for us.
28:37 Wow.
28:38 Yes.
28:38 Sir, my name is Ali Zaman.
28:39 I am a chef.
28:40 I belong to Lahore.
28:42 You are a chef.
28:42 Yes.
28:43 Wow.
28:43 What dish have you brought today?
28:45 I haven't brought it.
28:46 But I have made a new restaurant.
28:47 So, I want to invite you there.
28:48 Wow.
28:49 (Applause)
28:52 Sir, we don't waste food.
28:54 You are insisting so much.
28:56 So, we are coming today.
28:57 (Laughs)
28:58 Why are you so stubborn?
28:59 He has eaten it once.
29:01 After all, the restaurant is in Lahore.
29:03 It is in Lahore.
29:04 But it is a little far from you.
29:05 Oh.
29:06 Okay.
29:06 No, it's okay.
29:08 We will come today.
29:08 We will come.
29:09 Okay.
29:09 What is the best dish you make?
29:11 Sir, basically, I am an Italian, Chinese and continental chef.
29:15 You make all these dishes.
29:17 Which one is better?
29:17 (Laughs)
29:19 Salim, it is not for you.
29:20 Because you eat a lot.
29:21 (Laughs)
29:22 Okay.
29:23 Salim's name is Agha Majid.
29:25 (Laughs)
29:26 Do you serve desi food in your restaurant?
29:28 Yes, we do.
29:28 Where is it?
29:29 Sir, Jalloh Mod.
29:31 And it has fried chicken.
29:33 It has fried chicken and tandoori.
29:37 Okay.
29:37 And there is barbeque, karahi and fast food.
29:40 And night Qawwali is also live.
29:42 Wow.
29:43 Okay, Qawwali is also live.
29:45 Yes, Qawwali.
29:46 Yes.
29:47 (Speaks in foreign language)
29:48 (Laughs)
29:49 I will eat Chinese food.
29:51 And I like Chinese food a lot.
29:52 He had eaten Chinese food earlier.
29:53 He had a stomach upset.
29:54 (Laughs)
29:58 Okay, next.
30:00 Greetings.
30:01 Greetings.
30:01 My name is Mohammad Shahid.
30:03 Okay.
30:03 I have come from Tobate.
30:05 I am very happy to come on your show.
30:07 And your team.
30:10 Thank you.
30:10 Do you have such a fun on the set?
30:14 Or do you have fun when you are sitting outside?
30:18 Okay, honestly.
30:19 We are having fun outside.
30:22 (Laughs)
30:24 And yesterday we even shot a grenade.
30:26 Grenade.
30:27 Actually, in media, it is not like that.
30:33 It is not like what you see on screen.
30:36 Everyone is getting ready, going home, and everyone is sitting on their side.
30:41 But, thank God, our show has a culture.
30:44 That we laugh more off camera.
30:47 And when the cameras are on, we can see our chemistry.
30:51 It is reflected.
30:53 So, it is right that we laugh off camera.
30:56 And the things we do off camera, if we start doing it on camera.
31:00 Then this show will be more popular.
31:01 Thank you very much, sir.
31:02 Thank you very much.
31:03 Keep enjoying the show.
31:04 Next.
31:05 Greetings.
31:06 Greetings.
31:07 My name is Sajid Kambo.
31:08 And I am a social worker.
31:09 I am related to Kamalia.
31:11 Very good.
31:11 One of the most famous things of Kamalia is Khadar.
31:16 He is about to say something.
31:17 In Punjabi, it is said that
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31:41 Very good.
31:43 Very good.
31:44 Okay, next.
31:46 Greetings.
31:47 Greetings.
31:48 I am Habiba, a medical student.
31:49 Okay.
31:50 I want to sing a song.
31:52 Please sing.
31:53 (Singing in Punjabi)
31:58 (Singing in Punjabi)
32:03 Come on.
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33:14 (Singing in Punjabi)
33:19 Very good.
33:20 Viewers, this was today's show.
33:24 We will meet you in the next show.
33:26 Take care.
33:27 Goodbye.
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