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00:00Yes, Irza.
00:03Irza was taken off guard.
00:05You know that this segment is routed to you.
00:08What do I do? These people are making weird noises.
00:12Irza is very hot, you know.
00:14She said to Gokhale, get me a cold drink.
00:17I've had milk soda today.
00:19I've had lemon water today.
00:21I've had a mojito today.
00:23So, you drank all these things from here?
00:25No, I drank it from home.
00:27When I came out of the house, I had milk soda on my face.
00:31You had lemon water a little ahead.
00:33A little ahead, I had mojito.
00:36But, sir, not by coming out of the house,
00:38but by drinking plain water, it had started.
00:41The point is, I've increased my liquid intake so much
00:45and yet, I'm feeling very hot.
00:47Okay, Malaika, it's unfair.
00:48What?
00:49Look, you said you'll resign on Sunday and eat.
00:52What?
00:53Sir, I have a parody today.
00:56The song, Nakta Koka.
00:58Yes, of course.
00:59It's a big issue on social media.
01:02Of course.
01:02Watermelons are being vaccinated.
01:05Are you in favour of that or are you being vaccinated?
01:08Sir, I think this rumor is a rumor to an extent.
01:14Because not everyone is doing this.
01:17But, we are doing it.
01:19Because not everyone is doing this.
01:22But, we are doing it.
01:23Because the people who are scared of this,
01:25we are narrating their experience.
01:27So, people are scared because of this.
01:29Yes.
01:29If you bring such an expensive fruit at home
01:32and you know that there's something wrong with it.
01:34What's wrong with it, sir?
01:35Thank you, sir.
01:36What happens in an injection?
01:37It's colour and it's sweet.
01:39It's aesthetically pleasing.
01:40It's fun to eat.
01:41So, what's the harm?
01:42They don't give it to all the watermelons.
01:44Okay.
01:44They give it to those that are too sweet.
01:47They give it to insulin.
01:49Sir, one thing is being linked to this.
01:52What?
01:52People are getting disgusted because of this.
01:55Yes.
01:55But if you keep a combination of food and watermelons,
01:59it also makes you feel disgusted.
02:01Okay, they don't make you feel disgusted.
02:02A lot of research has been done on this.
02:04Those who eat watermelons, eat watermelons,
02:06don't drink water, don't do this, don't do that.
02:09These are natural sweets that God has prepared.
02:12And they are kept in a special packing.
02:14They are not kept in the fridge.
02:16They are not kept in the freezer.
02:17Despite that, they are fresh.
02:19So, this is amazing.
02:20This is a great thing.
02:21No, sir. If this wasn't there,
02:23then he would have drunk lemon water.
02:25Yes.
02:25He would have drunk milk soda.
02:27Exactly.
02:27He would have eaten watermelons.
02:28He would have eaten watermelons.
02:29He must have been draped by now.
02:31But, sir, this is quite true.
02:33If you eat watermelons and eat something
02:35that makes you feel disgusted,
02:36you feel disgusted.
02:38This is obvious.
02:40Even if you don't eat watermelons,
02:41you will feel disgusted if you eat something that makes you feel disgusted.
02:42But this is not the case.
02:43Watermelons should not be eaten at night.
02:45Yes, don't eat it at night.
02:47If you eat watermelons at night,
02:48you will feel disgusted if you eat something that makes you feel disgusted.
02:52We have such lovely girls in the audience.
02:55I feel like listening to their stories.
02:57Let's listen to their stories.
02:58Give her a mic in the audience.
02:59Yes.
03:00Greetings.
03:01Greetings.
03:02My name is Bareera.
03:03Bareera? Wow.
03:04Yes.
03:05I have a question for Mr. Goga.
03:07Mr. Goga.
03:09I wanted to ask you.
03:11I have heard that no medicine affects you.
03:13Is this true?
03:14Yes.
03:17This is not called medicine.
03:19This is called mosquito repellent.
03:21You are saying that no medicine affects you.
03:24Goga, you are talking about medicine.
03:26The last doctor has given him 50.
03:31He has a lot of immunity.
03:33It is not good to have such immunity.
03:36It is not good to have a lot of immunity.
03:38And it is not good to have a lot of immunity.
03:40The reason is that if you have a lot of immunity,
03:43then even small diseases will affect you a lot.
03:46Your muscles will become weak.
03:49And if you have a lot of immunity,
03:51then no medicine or anything will affect you.
03:54And the thing that will affect you will be so strong
03:57that nothing will be able to fight it.
04:00So, God forbid, a person can die from it.
04:02I remembered this.
04:04It doesn't affect you.
04:06No, sir. It only affects the skin.
04:08For example, if he has a fever.
04:10Three patches. Morning, noon and evening.
04:13He has to sleep with one patch.
04:15I see.
04:15He was admitted to the hospital for so long.
04:18The doctors used to call him Mr. Jans.
04:21Mr. Saleem has become so weak
04:25that he has a stone in his body.
04:27And that too, you can't see it with the naked eye.
04:28Yes.
04:29He has regained his health.
04:31I see.
04:32He has become so weak that he was pulling the X-ray
04:35and the other person pulled it.
04:38He is so weak that no one can give him a blood bottle.
04:40You are talking about weakness.
04:41You are talking about weakness.
04:43He was so weak when he was a kid.
04:44He used to get diapers for his uncle and son.
04:46His mother got him a plastic bag.
04:52I have found out about Mr. Saleem.
04:54I have done two things.
04:57Mr. Saleem met with an accident in a truck.
05:00Okay.
05:00The doctor said, don't worry.
05:02You are out of danger.
05:03Okay.
05:04He said, no. I took him in a truck.
05:05He lived his life and then met with an accident.
05:06Yes.
05:10Day before yesterday, I met Mr. Saleem at the footpath.
05:13Yes.
05:13He was getting beaten up.
05:14Why?
05:14He said, the motorcycle was stuck.
05:17He was sitting there.
05:20One day, Mr. Saleem called me.
05:22What?
05:22He was talking to me as if I am Noshi.
05:26I said, Mr. Saleem, why are you talking like this?
05:28Yes.
05:28He said, the girls got Jalebi for the mosquitoes.
05:35Next scene. Next. Next.
05:36Hello.
05:37Hello.
05:38My name is Muhammad Abdul Rehman.
05:40I would like to recite a poem.
05:41Go ahead.
05:42Who will see the day and night?
05:47Who will see the day and night?
05:51People will see your crime. Who will see the reason?
05:55Wow. Wow. Wow.
05:57Wow. Wow. Wow.
05:59Wow. Wow.
06:01Wow. Wow.
06:03Wow.
06:04Wow. Wow.
06:05Wow. Very good.
06:07Very good.
06:08Hello.
06:09Believe me, I felt as if I got a poem from Mirza.
06:16Believe me.
06:17Very good. Very good.
06:18Very good.
06:19Next. You.
06:20Hello, sir.
06:21Hello, sir.
06:22Sir, my name is Umar.
06:24I would like to recite a poem to you.
06:25You can listen to the rest.
06:27Yes, sir.
06:27Yes. You recite it.
06:29It is better to have only desires.
06:32Yes.
06:32It is better to have only desires.
06:35If the moon is there, it does not remain a moon.
06:38Wow. Wow. Wow.
06:42Okay. It is time for music.
06:44Wow.
06:45So taking advantage of Shehroz's presence..
06:47..there is a great parody song.
06:49So why not listen to it?
06:51Yes.
06:51Come. Over to you, Shehroz.