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00:00Have you seen what the paper says?
00:02Loretta gave everything she owned to charity.
00:05She understood that money wasn't everything in life.
00:08I wonder why you didn't marry her. You could have become immensely rich.
00:11Oh yes, but I love my current life.
00:14But you enjoy it a little too much.
00:16Don't forget that you always have debts, so you have the money.
00:19No, wait, wait a little longer.
00:21What? You spent the money paid by Loretta?
00:23In the bars.
00:25No, no, shut up, Loretta, shut up!
00:31Mr. Lartone.
00:32Oh, Loretta.
00:34I don't have any personal fortune anymore,
00:36and now I have to learn to seduce men with my only charm.
00:39I thought you could give me some advice.
00:41Oh yes, with pleasure.
00:42Mr. Lartone, we'll give you our money right away,
00:44you don't have to go through the bars like that.
00:46I don't want to leave you.
00:48Nicky, can I take you?
00:50Laura, oh yes, yes, take me, oh yes, yes.
00:52I was kidding.
00:53No, wait, don't leave me, Loretta.
00:56Mr. Lartone, teach me how to seduce men.
00:58I don't know how to seduce men, Mr. Lartone.
01:01I don't know how to seduce men, Mr. Lartone.
01:04Give us the money.
01:28You won't pull it off.
01:31Well, we would like to make love...
01:52Are you kidding?
01:53You want me to teach someone how to use a gun?
01:55Oh no, sorry, not at all.
01:57Oh! Who is this beautiful girl?
02:05She's our client. I guess it will change your mind.
02:08Not at all.
02:09What?
02:10I don't like that. A girl has something else to do. No, I really don't like her.
02:15A detail. I mean, where do I have an appointment with her?
02:19I thought I understood that you didn't want the job she offered you.
02:22I didn't say I didn't want to see her. You don't want her to wait unnecessarily, do you?
02:27Here, take this with you.
02:29But why?
02:30If the beep rings, you call me right away.
02:34No, leave me alone. Stop with your proposed moves.
02:38Don't say a word. I'm not listening.
02:41Don't get mad like that. Don't be afraid of me.
02:44I just want to kiss you.
02:46No, Scott, no.
02:47A little kiss. A little kiss.
02:49Leave me alone. Go away.
02:50It's late. No one came to the appointment I made.
02:53Yes, as I thought, they refused the job I offered them.
02:56We really live in a strange time.
02:58People complain all the time and when they're offered a job, they refuse.
03:02That's enough!
03:09You've calmed down, I hope.
03:14I wonder how long he's going to keep bothering those women.
03:18This park is becoming more and more unfriendly.
03:23I've waited long enough. I'm off.
03:27Are you leaving? Your little friend has put a rabbit on you.
03:33Don't be afraid. Don't go.
03:35I mean...
03:39You've hurt yourself. We'll fix that.
03:42Why don't you come and have a drink with me?
03:44No!
03:47I don't like that one.
03:50Why do you refuse?
03:51You know, I'm a charming and rather amusing boy.
03:54You know what they say.
03:56Laura always has to show up at the worst possible time.
04:05He's wearing a gun.
04:06Yes, I saw him.
04:08I wonder who it could be.
04:10Someone in the middle.
04:12Yes.
04:14You see, I was quick.
04:17To be honest, I haven't seen the potential client yet.
04:20Maybe it's the young woman who was waiting in the park.
04:22But she doesn't inspire me much, you see.
04:24And I was very busy elsewhere.
04:26Don't be stupid.
04:27We're in the red at the bank.
04:29Don't refuse this job.
04:33She only thinks about making me work.
04:39I reacted a bit abruptly earlier when you invited me to have a drink.
04:43So if your offer still stands, this time I accept with pleasure.
04:46What?
04:47No, I'm dreaming.
04:48Finally, one who accepts.
04:50I really didn't believe it.
04:51What's more, she's absolutely delightful.
04:59I think it's going to work.
05:01He doesn't seem to be able to stand alcohol.
05:03As soon as he's drunk, I'll just have to give him his gun.
05:06So where's my wallet?
05:08It's my bed that I put in my wallet.
05:15It's spinning, but it's not possible.
05:17Why does it suddenly spin like that?
05:20What's wrong with you?
05:24I don't understand anything anymore.
05:25When I eat little chocolate mouthfuls with water alcohol,
05:28I take a drink as much as I want.
05:30I don't understand.
05:31Don't tell me you're drunk.
05:33You barely drank two little sips.
05:35No, that's not true.
05:36I'm caught in my own trap.
05:38I'm the one who's drunk.
05:39It's so stupid.
05:40I'm really stupid.
05:45Oh no, I'm staying.
05:46There are a lot of people here.
05:48We can see them from afar.
05:51I have an idea.
05:52I'm going to make them fight each other.
05:54And I'll take the loser's gun.
05:56No ruffians here.
05:58No, we don't want you.
05:59Go to the bottom of the city.
06:01It's your place.
06:02Go to the camp.
06:03And there's no need to hide behind these big windows.
06:05Everyone knows who you are.
06:07Oh, but you're ugly.
06:10Very funny, this number is a bit long.
06:13So you're going to shut up quickly.
06:15Do you think I'm afraid of a cute little ruffian?
06:18I'm going to strangle him.
06:19Help!
06:21Hi, I'm here.
06:23Shut up.
06:24You're with her.
06:25So you're going to take her place.
06:27Take off your glasses.
06:28Come on, we recognized you.
06:30We're going to have a good laugh.
06:32Listen to me, little boy.
06:33Let me handle this.
06:35But you didn't see who it was.
06:36Don't be a fool.
06:38It's Nicky Larson.
06:40Yes, it's him.
06:41Look at him.
06:42Larson, Larson, Larson.
06:44Larson, Larson, Larson.
06:45Larson, Larson, Larson.
06:46Larson, Larson, Larson.
06:47Larson, Larson, Larson.
06:48Come back, you ruffian.
06:50No, don't go.
06:53It's starting to ring again.
06:55Laura still wants to talk to me.
07:02Well, I understand.
07:03So there's no one who wants to help me.
07:05It's always the same.
07:06I'll take care of it myself.
07:09But he becomes very obedient.
07:10Hello, yes, Nicky, it's me.
07:12Laura, what's going on?
07:17Why are you screaming like that?
07:18Explain to me what's going on.
07:33I didn't make it.
07:36But I'm not proud of myself.
07:38It's very bad of me to have hit her.
07:42Mr. Killer, I sincerely apologize.
07:45I'll reimburse you for the hospital bills.
07:47I really regret it.
07:55Here's the gun.
07:56It almost scares me.
07:59It's heavier than I thought.
08:00I'll never be able to use it.
08:03It must be flat, so there are bullets in it.
08:08Well, Bravo, that's clever.
08:11That's strange.
08:12Why aren't there any bullets?
08:18What's that?
08:20Surprise, I've removed the bullets.
08:25It's Nicky Larson's signature.
08:27He says he's ready.
08:31Yes, I'm here.
08:32I don't understand anything anymore.
08:34I didn't leave a pretty girl like that, especially with my gun.
08:38Listen, I'm really sorry, but I needed this gun.
08:41Yes, you understand, I accepted a job for which you absolutely need a gun.
08:45Yes, I see.
08:46I should have guessed everything earlier.
08:48You're the one who asked to be taught how to handle a gun.
08:51How do you know that?
08:53You're the detective I called?
08:55I just came to work for you.
08:57And I, who took you for a low-class thug?
09:00I'm really unforgivable.
09:02But it's a bit of your fault too.
09:03Why didn't you say so right away?
09:05Because it's my method.
09:07I always try to observe my future clients before accepting a job.
09:10And what you asked for was very special.
09:12I needed to know why you wanted to learn how to handle a gun.
09:15Unfortunately, I don't have a choice.
09:19Don't cry, problems always end up being solved.
09:22Smile at me.
09:23Wait, does that mean you're going to teach me how to shoot?
09:26Yes, of course.
09:27And since you're as pretty as a heart, I also want to give you hope.
09:32Ah, bravo!
09:34Once again, I took advantage of it and I arrived in time.
09:40You're kidding, I hope.
09:42You want to become a private detective? But why?
09:45My poor father was a private detective.
09:47And he died last year.
09:49It's my duty to take back what he created.
09:51Your father had an agency?
09:53Yes.
09:54And by studying his business, you realized that all of this was particularly dangerous.
09:58You could be more precise.
10:02Don't be afraid.
10:03I know that we have professional secrets in this profession,
10:06but this secret will also concern me.
10:09You can tell me everything.
10:11Very well.
10:12I trust you and I will explain everything to you.
10:15I have to find this dog.
10:24Oh, that's not true!
10:26She's asking me to teach her how to shoot because she wants to find a dog?
10:30Oh, no, that's not true!
10:32I can't see what's wrong with him.
10:35It's a very dangerous job.
10:37You could be bitten.
10:39No, it's not the dog that scares me, of course.
10:41But we wanted to crush him.
10:43I even received death threats.
10:44No, I beg you, stop!
10:46But why are you making fun of me?
10:48Oh, no, it's not fair!
10:50There, there, she's crying now.
10:52I wasn't the only one to laugh.
10:55But stop crying like a baby.
10:57Yes, we were wrong to laugh, but we apologize.
10:59It's true, it's very important to find a dog.
11:01I bet he's of an extremely rare breed.
11:06Not at all, no.
11:07He's a vulgar bastard.
11:09He belongs to a little six-year-old girl
11:11and she'll give everything she has to find him.
11:13She's crazy.
11:15What are we going to do?
11:17I think we have to try to help her.
11:24Oh, no!
11:33Great!
11:34So now you're back in my esteem.
11:36You're much more than a jumping jack, as I saw.
11:38Here, it's your turn, Laura.
11:40I'll let you teach him to hold a gun and shoot.
11:42What are you saying?
11:44You really want it to be me?
11:46Irma, I must tell you that despite appearances,
11:48Laura is a specialist.
11:50Yes, she knows how to handle all the weapons that exist
11:52Oh, yes? But I'm very flattered.
11:54Oh, but he's exaggerating.
11:56Don't be so modest.
11:58Besides, he's a teacher of great patience.
12:00We can't find a better teacher in this field.
12:03Oh, thank you.
12:04He'll end up making me blush.
12:06But in the end, it's true.
12:08I'll leave you to it. See you later.
12:09Yes, that's it.
12:11All this cinema to find a dog, it's very curious.
12:15But if what she's telling is true,
12:17I wonder why we would want to kill her.
12:19Surely not for a simple dog.
12:21Especially a worthless bastard.
12:23So why?
12:25Don't tense up.
12:27Otherwise, you're bound to tremble a little.
12:29All right, I've got it in my hand.
12:33Did you hurt yourself?
12:35No, but I didn't think there would be such a recoil.
12:37I think Nicky gave us a too powerful weapon.
12:40And you'll never be able to touch it.
12:44Well, look, it's not bad for a start.
12:46Yes, that's what we call the luck of beginners.
12:48But you look very talented.
12:50And you should progress quickly.
12:52Oh, good, it will help me.
12:54Wait, look how you have to shoot.
12:59I'm going to look like an idiot now, if I miss the target.
13:03She says you shouldn't tense up,
13:05but I find her a little tense.
13:07In any case, she is very focused.
13:08So let's get her.
13:09I'm going, watch out!
13:14I missed.
13:16No, but I just set my shot.
13:19Come on!
13:27Oh no, it's terrible.
13:29I'm getting angry, it's getting worse and worse.
13:31I only have one bullet left.
13:33I don't want to miss it.
13:37Oh, my foot slipped!
13:40Ah!
13:46Great!
13:47Well done, Laura.
13:48You hit right in the heart, well done.
13:50But how did you do that?
13:52It's really great.
13:53Really?
13:54Oh, it's a simple matter of practice.
13:55And in fact, it's a personal method.
13:57It took me years.
13:58It's too easy to shoot directly at the target.
14:00So now I only shoot randomly.
14:03Randomly?
14:04Oh, give me that.
14:05I'd like to be able to do the same.
14:07Oh yeah?
14:09Is everything going well?
14:11Let's go!
14:16Explain to me what's going on here.
14:18It's a real disaster.
14:20Tata was crazy to leave me alone.
14:22I already thought a hundred times that I was going to be killed.
14:24It's won.
14:25They are as dangerous as each other.
14:28But it works, it works, the ricochet.
14:30Did you see how it works?
14:32I would like to know what she means by ricochet.
14:34Nothing.
14:35I guess she's kidding.
14:37Oh, look at that.
14:38I first aim at the steel beam up there.
14:46It's great.
14:51How did she learn that?
14:53It was innate in her.
14:55Thank you.
14:56It's nice of you to bring me this beer.
14:58I'm very thirsty.
14:59Thank you very much.
15:00You're welcome.
15:01But why isn't she sleeping?
15:02She's angry.
15:03It's a bit normal.
15:04It's the first time she's touched a gun.
15:06She asked me for a beer to relax a little.
15:08You're crazy.
15:10I feel better all of a sudden.
15:12It's true, I'm much less tense.
15:15Come in, Nicky.
15:16Come have a drink with me.
15:18Come in.
15:19We're going to have a good time.
15:20Yes, we're going to party.
15:22Calm down, calm down, calm down.
15:24No!
15:33Oh, my head.
15:34It looks like there's a drawing of a bee inside.
15:39Herman's not in his bed?
15:45Nicky's not here either?
15:47So they left without me?
15:49Oh, bravo.
15:50Nicky will pay dearly for all this.
15:53I want to thank you again.
15:55It's really nice of you to help me find this dog.
15:58But it's normal.
15:59You can't defend yourself.
16:01It's normal that I accompany you.
16:04And she doesn't know that I'm doing this to be alone with her,
16:06far from Laura's surveillance.
16:12You really have to be sick to do something like that.
16:16I'd like to know.
16:17He tears up all the posters I put up.
16:19This story is getting weird.
16:21I'm starting to take it very seriously.
16:28We're being followed by someone who's really not discreet.
16:31I don't want to move for the moment.
16:33You look worried.
16:34No, not at all.
16:35I was thinking.
16:36I thought you'd have a hard time finding this dog this way.
16:39You don't know where he's going?
16:41Or does he have habits?
16:43Wait a second.
16:45He keeps looking for pretty little fiancées.
16:48Oh, that reminds me of someone.
16:51Well, then it's easy.
16:52We'll do like him and look for the little fiancée.
16:55And will it work?
16:56We'll see. Come on.
17:00But why would the dog I'm looking for come here?
17:03We don't know.
17:04We can always find out.
17:05And then we'll see, right?
17:07Oh no, sorry.
17:08I've never seen this dog around here.
17:10And you, have you ever seen him?
17:13I'm sorry.
17:14I would have been delighted to be able to help you.
17:16Well, thank you anyway.
17:17In any case, I would often come here in his place.
17:20Especially if he has a taste for beautiful things.
17:22Yes, if I were him, I would come very often.
17:24Oh, but if you came here, would it be to find your dog or for something else?
17:28I think your dog is very lucky.
17:31I would like to be in his place.
17:33Mr. Larson.
17:34Stop it!
17:35I'm starting to get enough of you.
17:37Take advantage of the situation.
17:38I told you to find a dog.
17:40Not to talk to pretty young women.
17:42Of course.
17:44And I thought this dog could have come here,
17:46attracted by your other pensioners.
17:48No, I'm sorry, but I've never seen him.
17:51What?
17:52Something tells me that your friend will come here often.
17:55And you, miss, do you also like animals?
18:02Oh, I can't stand it anymore.
18:03We've been walking for hours.
18:04Don't you think we could take a little break?
18:06Yes, why not?
18:08But wait, I know a place near here.
18:10We'll be much better off.
18:12Oh, yeah?
18:19Oh, but this neighborhood is great.
18:21There are lots of restaurants everywhere.
18:27Do you come to this neighborhood often?
18:29Yes, I used to come here when I was little.
18:31This neighborhood is great.
18:32There are lots of vegetarian restaurants.
18:34I love roti salad.
18:36I'll eat two of those.
18:37We're here.
18:38What are we waiting for?
18:39What are we waiting for?
18:40Come on!
18:42It was my father's office.
18:44I've settled in there now.
18:46How do we get there?
18:48What? Are you that thin?
18:50No, no, I'll hold on.
18:55Frankly, I find it a little old-fashioned.
18:58Yes, but I knew this place like this when I was a little girl.
19:02I often went to see my father or he was the one who took me there.
19:05I felt very good here with him.
19:07He was warm and took good care of me.
19:12I've had a lot of happy moments in this office.
19:17As I've always loved my father,
19:19I thought I should do the same job as him.
19:22Is that a little stupid?
19:24Not at all.
19:31You'll hear better like that.
19:33It's my uncle Paul.
19:34What?
19:38And here's Mr. Larson working for me.
19:41But you look at him, he looks like a little thug.
19:45I wonder what you think of him.
19:47How can you want to do this job, my dear?
19:49I think you should resume your studies.
19:51It would be much better for you, don't you think?
19:53Oh, you're not going to start again.
19:55We've already talked about it a thousand times.
19:56That's enough like that.
19:58You would deserve much better than that.
20:00But no, because I love this job.
20:02Really?
20:03Really.
20:07Your little father also liked to be a detective.
20:09Do you see what happened?
20:12I'm sorry to have put you in this situation.
20:14He doesn't want you to do this job, if I understand correctly.
20:16He can't understand that it's important for me
20:18to resume my father's business.
20:20We talked about it for days.
20:22Finally, he told me that he would let me do it
20:24if I managed to find this dog.
20:26Yes, I understand better now.
20:28That's why it's so important.
20:31It was him.
20:32Oh no, Uncle Paul.
20:39Uncle, are you hurt?
20:40Yes, I have bruises everywhere.
20:42They threw me on purpose.
20:44I saw the car rushing at me.
20:46The shock was terrible.
20:48Then they left me a message for you, my dear.
20:51Give up looking for the dog
20:53or next time I'll be the one they'll kill.
21:00To be continued...