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00:00Oh
00:30It's pretty surprising, this kind of reaction. I think I'd better follow her.
00:45I suppose you're my client.
00:48Hello, let me introduce myself. Irina Apart.
00:55Oh, but she's rather cute.
00:59You said you didn't want men.
01:02I know it's stupid, but I can't help it.
01:05The mere touch of a man's hand triggers a violent reaction.
01:09I can't control myself, it's almost pathological.
01:12You mean you're allergic to men?
01:14Yes.
01:15Oh, but that's a very good thing. I know one who's going to look thin.
01:21No, no, don't worry, I was talking to myself.
01:23Well, let's get down to business.
01:25I received this threat letter.
01:29So, if I understand correctly, you're asking me to give up learning the rest of Mandar,
01:32at the risk of being killed?
01:34That was the name of my master, who has just died.
01:36You mean Mandar, the great magician?
01:38Yes.
01:39And it's because of this letter that you want someone to protect you?
01:43Yes, that's right. Oh, I beg you to accept.
01:45But of course, don't worry.
01:48To protect you, I would be willing to give up my existence without hesitation.
01:52Don't do that! No, leave it!
01:58No!
02:06What's that?
02:20It's worse than I imagined, but she wasn't telling me a story.
02:25It's really a shame to be so pretty and not be able to stand men.
02:29You'd better get out of here right now.
02:31There's no need for a man's presence.
02:33But you're staying here, aren't you?
02:37I'm a woman, I'm telling you!
02:44That's right, I forgot his great sweetness.
02:47Macho!
02:50I'm glad you're feeling better.
02:52Oh yes, much better, thank you.
02:56I'm sick of wasting my time in bed.
02:58What?
02:59I need to train for the show.
03:01You're going to give a show soon?
03:03Yes, I was elected best magician of the year
03:06and I'm giving a big show for the occasion.
03:09Oh yes, I see.
03:14If there's one quality I recognise, and you'll agree,
03:17it's that I'm very persistent.
03:20I don't understand anything anymore, explain it to me.
03:22Okay, I had a number of stars in my show that was very successful
03:27but a third person just bought it very recently.
03:30I didn't know that numbers could be bought.
03:32There are rights, like on other creations,
03:34and that person has to pay a very small amount of money
03:37to have the exclusivity.
03:39And that forced me to rehearse again for my big show
03:42when I just had to see my last assistant leave.
03:45If I understand correctly, someone's doing everything to harm you.
03:48Take the left.
03:49Yes, yes, that's it.
03:53But if you're not ready for this famous show,
03:55why don't you bring it back a little later?
03:57No, that's impossible.
03:58All the people in the business will be there
04:00and I can't bring it back.
04:12You're not going to carry that all by yourself,
04:14can I give you a hand?
04:15If you wanted to be my assistant, that would help me a lot.
04:18If you want, yes, I'm an excellent assistant.
04:20Oh, thank you, that's nice.
04:22So, get to work, we're going to have to rehearse.
04:24Wait a minute, if I serve you as an assistant,
04:26does that mean I have to go on stage?
04:28Yes.
04:29One moment, one moment, I don't want to appear during the show.
04:32But what are you talking about?
04:34You won't have anything to do, and you'll like it.
04:37Oh, that would surprise me.
04:39Oh, that would surprise me.
04:43Stay here and don't say a word.
04:51No!
04:54Laura, my dear, don't you recognise me?
04:56Don't you recognise your big sister, Clara?
05:00What? It's you!
05:02But this dress is mine, I recognise it.
05:05Why have you come here?
05:07It's a professional who wants Irina's life.
05:09You're going to need me, my dear.
05:11A professional? And how do you know that?
05:14From my experience.
05:16What's going on? Is there a problem?
05:19No, no, Irina, not at all, not at all.
05:21Hello, Laura hasn't spoken to you about me.
05:23I'm Clara, her big sister.
05:25Oh, I'm delighted to meet you. It's a great pleasure.
05:28But your pleasure is mine.
05:30What's the matter, Laurette?
05:34Don't be so rude.
05:36Do you have a problem with lending me all my stuff?
05:39Oh, yes, no, she's not a lender, unlike me.
05:42But what can I do with your stuff?
05:44Oh, calm down, I prefer your wardrobe to mine.
05:47Oh, but I can't stand it.
05:50It's not possible, it's laughable.
06:03It's crazy, it's crazy to see that.
06:05Again, again, again, please.
06:07I love magic tricks. Do it again, please.
06:17Hello, my dear Irina.
06:22Hello, Eric, how are you?
06:24I have bad news for you.
06:26I've just bought this place from the owner who allowed you to come here.
06:30You'll have to find another place to rehearse, my little rabbit.
06:34But what are you talking about? I don't understand anything anymore.
06:37I thought this room belonged to Mondar.
06:39It's perfectly true, but its heirs sold it to me very, very kindly.
06:43Here are the papers.
06:45But why?
06:47You know that I am always considered the successor of Mondar.
06:51But it was Irina who was elected best magician of the year, not you.
06:55So why don't you leave her alone?
06:57Yes, leave me three days, please.
06:59Yes, until my big show.
07:01I'm sorry, it's out of the question.
07:04I want you to leave this place, illico presto subito.
07:13Who is this horrible man?
07:15It's Eric O'Shea, a former student of Mondar, but he's angry with him.
07:19He buys the numbers of the other magicians, sometimes by threat,
07:22and he pretends that he's the one who invented them.
07:24He's a villain.
07:25And he hoped to be elected best magician of the year.
07:29I wonder what I'm going to do.
07:32I don't know.
07:34Come and rehearse at home.
07:37Don't think about it, it would be too dangerous.
07:39Why would it be dangerous?
07:41Because...
07:42Of course, if Laura doesn't want to, it's something else.
07:45No, I didn't say that.
07:47So that's what we'll do, right?
07:49That's very kind of you, thank you.
07:51And I can promise you, I'll do my best not to look you in the eye.
07:56That's what worries me the most.
07:58It could go very badly.
08:02Is it okay like that?
08:03Oh yes, it's perfect.
08:05I don't feel very comfortable dressed like that.
08:07I think it suits you perfectly, this costume.
08:11You wait 10 seconds and slowly remove the top of the box.
08:1510 seconds?
08:16Yes.
08:17Go on, go on.
08:19One, two...
08:21What are you doing dressed like that?
08:23This is my stage costume.
08:25What do you think of it?
08:26Oh, you look great like that.
08:28Oh yes, and I have to admit, my legs aren't that bad.
08:32Oh, what superb legs, yes.
08:34I may be a woman, but I like to look at another woman when she's pretty.
08:40I think I'm going to go crazy.
08:43One minute.
08:45How did she do that?
08:47There's a hole in these wooden stairs.
08:50Oh yes, I see.
08:51And there's just enough room to slip through.
08:53It's hard to imagine that it's possible.
08:56The shape and decoration make these stairs look thinner than they really are.
09:00You magicians are very clever.
09:03You should ask Irina for advice before you buy the clothes.
09:06She could advise you and recommend you what suits you.
09:09Hey, Mama Sue, you'll see if she's thin, Mama Sue.
09:11Are you kidding me?
09:12Oh, but it doesn't make me laugh at all.
09:22So, the charming Irina is still rehearsing.
09:25How long does it take to get used to this little girl?
09:28A normal person wouldn't make it in time, but with her, you never know.
09:33I have to act.
09:35In any case, that means she won't give up the little chicken.
09:39If she goes on stage, it will be her final goodbye to the audience.
09:43I hope this little chicken won't bother us.
09:46I'd be very surprised if it let me do it.
09:48Stop fiddling, Clara.
09:50It looks like you haven't eaten in ages.
09:54Have you gone mad or what?
09:56Tell him, Irina, that a woman must keep her line.
09:59Yes, and her figure too when you eat like that.
10:01Why that?
10:02Do you mean I have something on my face, maybe?
10:05Yes, you have rice, sauce and a little bit of everything.
10:08And you're a little bit of everything.
10:10Yes, you have rice, sauce and a little bit of everything.
10:13And you're a little bit of everything.
10:15Stop it! Take a napkin.
10:18You're making me laugh. It's amazing how much you look alike.
10:34That's it!
10:35You'll learn not to respect other people's business.
10:37Oh, I'm sorry.
10:38Wait a minute.
10:39What am I going to do if you don't lend me any business now?
10:42Oh, that doesn't really concern me.
10:44Get a hold of yourself.
10:45Are you kidding?
10:47Not at all.
11:02Irina!
11:03What's going on?
11:04There!
11:08That's exactly what I think. I'm not wrong, am I?
11:11Oh yes, it's a sports shorts.
11:14I'm here. What is it?
11:17A child.
11:18Well, it's mine.
11:19What?
11:21You mean it's your fiancé's?
11:23What?
11:24Yes, yes, of course.
11:25Oh yes, yes, of course.
11:26Oh yes, yes, of course.
11:27Yes, yes, yes, of course.
11:28Oh yes, yes, of course.
11:29Oh yes, yes, of course.
11:32My father died when I was young.
11:34I was left alone with my mother and I only went to girls' schools.
11:37Yes, so you've never lived with a boy
11:40and you're kind of stuck.
11:42But this Mandar, he was a man, wasn't he?
11:44Yes, but he was like a father to me.
11:47But if a man I don't know puts his hand on me, I go crazy.
11:51It's all in your head. What do you think of my sister?
11:54What?
11:55Don't you think she has a masculine side, very frankly?
11:57Oh, that doesn't bother me at all.
11:59And since you want me to be honest, I even find that reassuring.
12:03Yes, it's strange. When she's there, I feel protected.
12:07Oh yes?
12:08Oh, I feel more attracted to her than to a man. It's funny.
12:13It's funny, yes.
12:25In my opinion, you should give up this contract if you want to stay alive.
12:29And what makes you say that?
12:32No, don't get angry, Sarah. Don't get angry at all.
12:36If you're a professional, you've certainly heard of me, haven't you?
12:40Yes, don't shoot, don't shoot. I'm giving up.
12:43You're doing well. In any case, it proves that you're not that stupid.
12:49Kumu, why are you giving up this contract?
12:52But it's completely the same to me as this Nirkilarson.
12:54Take Irina, I want her to be killed.
12:56If you don't agree, pay me my money.
13:00No, but that's not true. You have to do everything yourself today.
13:03That means I have to take care of the business.
13:06I'll find a way.
13:29Oh, but why am I doing this?
13:31Oh, but there's no reason. Everything will be fine.
13:34Oh, but I think Clara won't be in the room.
13:37Oh, she told me she'd walk around to see if there was anything abnormal.
13:41Why?
13:42For nothing.
13:44But as I explained to you, I feel much more reassured when she's near me.
13:50It's silly.
13:51Oh, yes, it's silly.
13:54Oh, don't make fun of me.
13:59Woo!
14:00Woo!
14:01Woo!
14:02Woo!
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14:33Woo!
14:34Woo!
14:37So far so good. This is a sure success.
14:40And now ladies and gentlemen, the very last act of this wonderful programm.
14:46Our charming magician will need the help of five volunteers among you all.
14:51Some courage in you, please, volunteers!
14:53Me?
14:54Me?
14:55That's way too many. You, the man with the moustache, you, sir, you, ma'am, sir, and sir.
15:00Oh, you'll see, it's very simple. You'll all receive a sword.
15:03And when Irina is in this box, you'll pierce the box with your sword.
15:09Be careful, it's a very dangerous number. I ask you for the utmost silence.
15:25What did he do?
15:39Irina is now inside this magical box. Our volunteers will be able to pierce her.
15:56I'm stuck.
16:21Oh, no!
16:27Don't shoot at her in the middle of the show. It would ruin the pleasure of the audience.
16:47Irina is now inside this magical box. Our volunteers will be able to pierce her.
17:02Goodbye, Irina.
17:06Did you shoot at me or what?
17:17Irina, answer me. Irina.
17:27Everything is fine, Irina.
17:32If you want to avoid a crisis, do it after the show.
17:38Oh, my foot!
17:40Oh, it's nothing. I made you this bandage.
17:44Go back to the stage quickly. Everyone is waiting for you. Come on.
17:49But what's the matter? Am I scaring you so much?
17:54Come on, on stage. The audience is waiting for you. Do your job.
18:06Oh, please, make a little effort and you'll see that everything will be fine. Come on, a little courage.
18:14Come on, Irina.
18:35I want to get out of there. Stop!
18:38I'm not part of the show. Let me out. I want to get out of there.
18:47I could never thank you enough, both of you.
18:50Thanks to Mr. Larson, I have no more anxiety.
18:53You mean you're completely cured now?
18:55No, but yes, it's perfectly true that we are all human beings and that we are made to live in full harmony.
19:06I'm very happy to hear that. Words like that, it warms my heart.
19:16It's not quite that yet.
19:18We know you too well. It will teach you to have tried to take advantage of it.
19:22Moi, je suis guérie, mais la massue est toujours là.
19:26Il a oublié Niki.
19:28Non, non, c'est drôle.