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00:00♪
00:13Hey gang, what's happening?
00:14Sunday, were you chasing the mailman again?
00:16No, I got a letter from my favorite cousin, Scotty.
00:19The terrier? From McDonald Land Lock?
00:22Yeah, he sent this invitation.
00:24He wants us all to visit.
00:27Well, what are we waiting for?
00:29♪
00:41How is it you always whistle when I'm in the middle of a shampoo?
00:45Sorry, but we're off to McDonald Land Lock.
00:50Alright, hop in. Tell the dog to watch out for the upholstery.
00:55Watch your fingers, watch your paw. Buckle up now, it's the law.
00:59♪
01:17When you're in the car, there's a lot to see.
01:22The big glass building.
01:24And the embassy.
01:25The whole wide world is scenery.
01:28Going on a car trip, a very far trip.
01:31We'll watch the world go by.
01:34Under the clear blue sky.
01:36We're going on a car trip.
01:40From Big Bear Bay.
01:43To McDonald Land C.
01:45When you're in the car, you see the greenery.
01:48The whole wide world is scenery.
01:51Going on a car trip, a very far trip.
01:54We'll watch the world go by.
01:57Under the clear blue sky.
02:00We're going on a car trip.
02:03There's the barflung forest.
02:06And the willow trees.
02:09I feel the fragrant flowers.
02:10Make me want to sneeze.
02:12Roll down the window and feel the breeze.
02:15Going on a car trip, a very far trip.
02:18We'll watch the world go by.
02:21Under the clear blue sky.
02:23We're going on a car trip.
02:28We're going on a car trip.
02:35Are we there yet?
02:37Oh, it's not too far.
02:38I need a rest stop.
02:40I need a food stop.
02:41I could go for some ice cream.
02:43Not in my interior.
02:45Yeah.
02:46Remember that time you spilled a hot fudge sundae all over you, Grimmie?
02:52You were picking sprinkles out of your fur for a week.
02:56No longer.
02:57Seven days.
02:59Hey, wait.
03:00You said you wouldn't tell anyone, Bertie.
03:02Oops.
03:03Sorry.
03:04If you have anything you want to keep quiet, don't tell Bertie.
03:08Oh, Hamburglar, I only told a couple of people that you sleep with a teddy bear.
03:15Bertie.
03:16Listen up, guys.
03:17McDonald and Locke.
03:19Since you got a teddy bear.
03:21Mr. Tough.
03:23What's his name?
03:25Thanks, Big Beak.
03:28I'm sorry.
03:29I'm a bad excuse for a secret keeper.
03:32Oh, Bertie, you'll get better at secret keeping.
03:34I just know it.
03:36Excuse me, but is anybody interested in hearing a dog read a brochure?
03:41In most of the world, that's a TV special.
03:44Go ahead, Sundae.
03:45At the Festival of McDonald Land Locke, you'll enjoy music, food, and fun.
03:50And if you're lucky, you may even catch a glimpse of the mysterious monster O'McDonald Land Locke.
03:56Monster?
03:57As in, uh, monster?
04:00No.
04:01Monsters, as in cute furry buddies.
04:03Well, I heard an old legend that says a huge sea serpent lives in the deep, dark waters of the Locke.
04:09Some say it exists, but no one's ever been able to prove it.
04:14Who'd be dumb enough to believe that?
04:16I would.
04:17But then I also thought Bertie would keep quiet about my irrational fear of duckies.
04:22I did keep quiet about that, Grampy.
04:24Oh, uh, thanks.
04:26You know, I believe in that sea monster.
04:29And I believe you're one patty short of a Big Mac.
04:37Here's the Locke, everybody.
04:41Mmm, smell that fresh air.
04:48Okay, guys, end of the line. Thanks for riding Ronald's car. Have a nice day.
04:54But how are we supposed to get from here to, uh, not here?
04:58All I know is I am not getting my chassis wet.
05:02Just think how good a nice dip in the cool water will feel.
05:06I don't know, Ronald.
05:08I'll get you that new car freshener you had your eyes on.
05:11I mean, headlights.
05:13Okay, now you're talking.
05:15All aboard! Bon voyage!
05:18You might have to throw in a new filter.
05:30Oh, no! I see it! A monster!
05:33It's horrible! It's scary! It's...
05:37Irreflectious.
05:39That doesn't make it any less frightening, Bertie.
05:42Ah, you big purple baby.
05:44I'll prove to you there's no such thing as monsters.
05:48Here, monster. Come out, come out, wherever you are.
05:55If monsters were real and not fantasy
05:59I wonder if I'd like them and if they'd like me
06:04Oh, how would it feel if monsters were real?
06:08If monsters were real, I'd stay in my bed
06:12If you see one, don't tell me till Ronald and Stan
06:16They might be really nice and good company
06:20They might be our friends
06:22I disagree
06:24If monsters were real and not fantasy
06:28I wonder if I'd like them and if they'd like me
06:32Oh, how would it feel if monsters were real?
06:36Monsters aren't real, it's just a long story
06:40But if they were real, they'd be big and gory
06:44Oh, would they have tails?
06:46Would they eat snails?
06:48Would they sit in chairs?
06:50Oh, really, who cares?
06:52If monsters were real and not fantasy
06:56I wonder if I'd like them and if they'd like me
07:00Oh, how would it feel if monsters were real?
07:06I disagree
07:08If monsters were real, they'd be big and gory
07:12If monsters were real, they'd sit in chairs
07:16Oh, really, who cares?
07:18If monsters were real and not fantasy
07:22I wonder if I'd like them and if they'd like me
07:26Oh, really, who cares?
07:28If monsters were real and not fantasy
07:32I think so. Thanks, Ronald. You too, Ronald.
07:39Oh, boy. That was one scary monster.
07:43You know, Hamburger, just because it wasn't the monster this time doesn't mean he's not lurking down there somewhere.
07:50He could be watching us at this very moment.
07:53Well, if he is, he's probably bored stiff. Let's get moving.
07:56Hammy's right. It looks like this is one mystery we're going to have to dive into a little later.
08:02Let's go.
08:28Look, the castle.
08:30Jeep-no-walkers.
08:32That's some classy cattle.
08:34Wait till you see the fire hydrant.
08:41Good morning, laddies and lassies, and welcome to McDonaldland Loch.
08:51It's a dog thing.
08:53Cousin Sunday, please introduce me to your good friends. I've heard so much about them.
08:59Well, this is Ronald.
09:01We blow me guilt right over me head. It's just the way I imagined him.
09:06Hi, Scotty.
09:07And that's Hamburger, Grimace, Birdie, and the McNuggets.
09:15Any friend of Sunday's is a friend of mine.
09:20Now, allow me to introduce our great artist, Styles, and his most able assistant, Pip.
09:32I'm Styles.
09:34And I'm Pip. How do you do to you, and you, and you. How are you?
09:40Sunday. I've commissioned them to make a statue of our great-great-great-grandfather.
09:47Pleased to meet you both. You know, I'd love to sit down and talk with you about art.
09:51Who's art?
09:53Ah, well, enough chit-chat. Time for us to get back to work.
09:56Can I see the work in progress?
09:58Sure.
09:59No. I'd rather unveil our little project when it's operational, er, um, complete.
10:06Oh, I get it. You want it to be a surprise.
10:10Yeah, you can say that. A surprise.
10:17Personally, I don't like surprises.
10:22Me neither. Let's trail him.
10:25Well, come along. Let me show you to your pretty parlors.
10:40Wow, Scotty. You have quite a collection of artwork.
10:44Ooh, the Mona Lisa Upsell. I like this one.
10:48I've never seen a dog smile like that before.
10:51Tis one of my favorites.
10:55And this is where the statue of our great-great-great-grandfathers will go.
10:59Did you know he was considered the very first dog to bark at the monster of Macdonland Loch?
11:06Monster? As in the monster?
11:09So you believe the stories?
11:11Oh, they're more than just stories.
11:14Come along. Your rooms are right down here.
11:21That's the sound of the boys hard at work. It goes on till the wee hours of the morning.
11:26I guess you get used to the noise after a while.
11:29No! I've had a splitting headache since they've started.
11:33Actually, it's not nearly as bad as the headache I got from Muffy McGinty's bagpipe playing.
11:40Our creation is coming along beautifully.
11:44By the time we're finished with it, everyone will believe we found the monster of Macdonland Loch.
11:53I know. It's lots of money, right?
11:55I'll bet.
11:56I'll bet.
11:57I'll bet.
11:58I'll bet.
11:59I'll bet.
12:00I'll bet.
12:01I'll bet.
12:02I'll bet.
12:03I'll bet.
12:04I'll bet.
12:05I'll bet.
12:06I'll bet.
12:07I'll bet.
12:08Lots of money, right?
12:10Oh, yes.
12:13Stiles!
12:15Do not interrupt me while I'm laughing maniacally. We've talked about this.
12:19Sorry.
12:22The citizens of this town will pay a fortune for the capture of that monster.
12:26The poor little dears won't feel safe until he's all locked up.
12:30So, we're going to capture our own monster and get the reward.
12:34Do not interrupt me while I'm rubbing my hands together conspiratorially.
12:39But wait! What if they find out it's not the real monster?
12:43That should take these mutts a few days. By then, we'll be long gone.
12:47Now, get over here and help me attach the neck.
12:51All right.
12:57Something smells fishy around here.
13:05It's the monster! It's the monster!
13:07Birdie, you fell for it.
13:14I see London. I see France. I see Hamburglar's underpants.
13:21What's the screaming?
13:24I'd be screaming, too, if my backside was bursting out of me knickers.
13:28You'd best check your closet for another set of clothes.
13:32Hey, it sounds like the time my Aunt Fritzie got her tail caught in the doggy door.
13:42Hey, I didn't know Hamburglar had a siesta.
13:46Nice legs, Hammy.
13:51Actually, it's a refreshing alternative to the confines of traditional men's trousers.
13:56Actually, it's a refreshing alternative to the confines of traditional men's trousers.
14:00It's the appropriate dress around these parts.
14:10We're on the trail of a mystery.
14:17Oh, mythical monster, where can you be?
14:24Monster watch. We're gonna find him.
14:27Monster watch. I think I spy him.
14:30Monster watch. It's so exciting.
14:34We're on a monster watch.
14:37But we're looking high.
14:41And looking low.
14:44If I were a monster, that's where I'd go.
14:51Monster watch. We're gonna find him.
14:54Monster watch. I think I spy him.
14:57Monster watch. It's so exciting.
15:01We're on a monster watch.
15:04Dear Mr. Monster, come on round.
15:11We hope you won't mind being found.
15:18Monster watch. We're gonna find him.
15:21Monster watch. I think I spy him.
15:24Monster watch. It's so exciting.
15:28We're on a monster watch.
15:40Maybe Hammy's right. Maybe there isn't one after all.
15:46Don't give up so easily, Birdie.
15:48Hey, has anyone seen Grimace?
15:51Here, monster. Come to your pal, Grimace.
15:56What am I doing? I don't want to meet a monster. Never mind.
16:03Watch out.
16:10Don't eat me. Don't eat me.
16:13Oh, hi. You're not one of those fierce wild lambs, are you?
16:22I'm not your mommy. See? I'm Grimace.
16:29There's been a mix-up. I'm not anybody's mommy.
16:33I don't think.
16:36I'll be going now.
16:40Let's see. Now, where would I go if I were a monster?
16:54What's that on that rock?
16:58Ow! You got my hair. Painful.
17:02Not as bad as a paper cut, but it hurts.
17:06You must be the monster o' MacDonaldland. Look.
17:10Why would you say that?
17:12Maybe you're too small to be a quail, too big to be a guppy.
17:17Would you believe I'm a whoopee?
17:20Gabriel.
17:21Then is a quail out of the question?
17:24Thought so. All right. You got me. I'm the monster o' MacDonaldland. Look.
17:30I knew you really existed. This is so cool.
17:34Hey, aren't you scared? I did mention I'm the monster.
17:38Scared? Are you kidding? This is the most exciting thing that's ever happened to me.
17:44Oh, I just can't wait to tell my friends about you.
17:48Especially Hamburglar. Won't he be surprised?
17:52Oh, but you can't tell anyone. Please. It's not safe.
17:56The townspeople want to capture me.
17:58Why would they want to do that to a nice whoopee like you?
18:02Because they're afraid of me.
18:04They're afraid of you because they don't know you.
18:07But I'm a monster and people don't like monsters.
18:10Well, I like you and so will my friends. I can't wait to see Hamburglar's face.
18:16No, you can't tell anyone about me.
18:18But Hamburglar...
18:20That's the only way I'll be safe. Do you promise you'll keep my secret?
18:25Oh...
18:28I'm not very good at keeping secrets, but...
18:32Okay, I promise. Cross my heart and hope to fly. Your secret is safe with me.
18:41Way to go, Birdie.
18:43Help! Help! Somebody!
18:45Uh-oh. That sounds like Grimace.
18:48Gotta go. I think somebody's in trouble. I hope I get to see you again.
18:53Hey! You never told me your name.
18:55It's Birdie. What's yours?
18:58Simon. Bye-bye, Birdie. And don't forget, I'm your little secret. No one knows about me.
19:05Why am I yelling?
19:07I won't forget, Simon. Bye-bye.
19:15Hello, Birdie. Where you been?
19:18Let me guess. You found the monster.
19:24For your information, that is exactly what didn't happen.
19:29Monsters are just make-believe.
19:32But little lambs are for real. Remember me?
19:36Don't worry, Grimace. Help has arrived.
19:38Hey, guys. I think your mom's back that-a-way.
19:42There's one clever red-haired fella.
19:45But what about me, Ronald? I have a million feet of my hair.
19:51There's one clever red-haired fella.
19:54But what about me, Ronald? I have a million feet of my hair.
20:11There's one clever red-haired fella.
20:14Well done, Ronald.
20:16Well done, Ronald.
20:18Yeah, thanks. Now I'm all clean on the inside.
20:24Great. Now what do you say we all check out the festival?
20:28Good idea.
20:35Hey! We...
20:39Wait. We did it.
20:41It's really quite magnificent, isn't it?
20:44My robotic brainchild will easily pass for the monster.
20:50We're going to be rich.
20:52We're filthy rich.
21:06What do you think's inside that monster's head?
21:09Ideas? Facts? Dreams?
21:13Oh, knobs, levers and buttons.
21:18Hey, let's take this baby out for a spin.
21:27When I'm a rich man in your rich man's house, boy,
21:31just imagine the criminal laboratory I'll be able to create.
21:36Boss, there's something you should know.
21:38Don't interrupt me while I'm fantasizing about my future villain.
21:44Oh!
21:47Hey, but...
21:48One more word and this goes on your monthly evaluation.
21:51OK. I'll meet you inside.
21:57No!
22:00Oh!
22:14It's getting away! Hurry! We've got to catch it!
22:36Quick, Ed!
22:37Oh, no!
22:38Oh!
22:42Quick, Ed, wrestle the wild creature to the ground
22:45while I observe and make notations.
22:50Please remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop.
22:54Exit to your left.
22:56Looks like the party's over.
22:58Let's go.
23:00Whoa!
23:01Whoa!
23:06Hey, Stiles, I think I've tamed the mighty beast.
23:15Whoa!
23:21Whoa!
23:32Whoa!
23:40Whoa!
23:42Whoa!
23:57But I want to see the ravenous beast.
24:00Me, too.
24:01If I find him, can I keep him as a pet?
24:03Come on, Daddy, please?
24:05Personally, I'd rather catch him and mount him on the wall, pumpkin.
24:12Whoa!
24:17Boy, for a monster who doesn't exist, he sure is the talk of the town.
24:30Oh, the mighty monster of our dear lot
24:34Has a message that's gonna rock
24:37Dance the monster, monster dance
24:40You needn't know much in advance
24:44Everyone do the monster dance
24:50Straighten your arms and stand up tall
24:54Step up high and have a ball
24:58Form a line now, hand in hand
25:01Step in time now to the band
25:05Dance the monster, monster dance
25:08I'll give you chance to give a glance
25:12You'll find the monster if you do the monster dance
25:18Point those toes up to the sky
25:22Grab your tilts, laddies, make them fly
25:26In a circle, while we go
25:29Bend your knees, folks, point your toes
25:33Dance the monster, monster dance
25:36You needn't know much in advance
25:40Everyone do the monster dance
25:44Dance the monster, monster dance
25:47I'll give you chance to give a glance
25:51You'll find the monster if you do the monster dance
26:03We haven't had this much fun since Tickles McGee
26:06Tossed Muffy Mackenzie and his bug pipes into the loft
26:23Follow me, everybody!
26:26Oh, you little raspberry!
26:29It really is a monster!
26:31You know, there's something funny about this monster
26:34Well, I'm not laughing!
26:41Simon! What are you doing?
26:44You told me you would never hurt anyone
26:52Oh, ouchie!
26:56Let go of me, this is...
26:59Wait a minute! This monster's nuts and bolts!
27:11Hey, Birdie! Hang on, Birdie!
27:15Giddy up! Follow that monster!
27:30Wow! Thanks, Ronald!
27:38Birdie, don't you think maybe it's time we ask the real monster to give us a hand?
27:43What real monster? There is no real monster!
27:46You're not breaking any secrets, Birdie. I saw you talking to him
27:50You did?
27:52Ronald!
27:54You're not breaking any secrets, Birdie. I saw you talking to him
27:57You did?
27:59Ronald McDonald, why didn't you say something?
28:03I know how to keep a secret, too. Come on!
28:08Oh, boy!
28:11Now, I'm seeing doubles!
28:14And I'm seeing two of them!
28:17Simon! Look out!
28:38Now, Simon!
29:01Hey!
29:05Hey! Aren't those the guys who made that crazy monster?
29:10No, they're our long-lost McNugget brothers
29:13Of course it's them!
29:16Officers!
29:22It was all his idea! He's the brains of the outfit!
29:26Oh, you're just being nice. He helped a lot, too
29:30Thanks for the confession
29:35I can't believe this warrants a sternly worded footnote in my personal journal
29:41Excuse me! May I have your attention, please?
29:45It's my pleasure to introduce, live, in person,
29:50Simon, the monster of McDonald Land block, the town hero!
29:57Hi! But I like to think of myself as a whoopee
30:08What's this surprise you're talking about?
30:12Well, Scotty, we had one monster of a time
30:15And for a going-away gift, I made this
30:19Ronald! You shouldn't have!
30:24Ronald! You shouldn't have!
30:27You're right. Hey, next time you're in the neighborhood, stop by and say hi!
30:31Will do, my friend! Will do!
30:38I'm sure gonna miss you
30:44Aw, thanks!
30:47Let's get a moving!
30:50Bye, Sunday! Thanks for dropping by!
30:57Here we go!
31:07Hey, I think something's wrong with the boat
31:10I mean, besides its personality
31:13You're darn right something's wrong
31:16Moisture in my drink, sir!
31:21So, what are we supposed to do now?
31:24In times like these, you need a friend
31:32Hi, guys! Need a lift!
31:41Hey, Simon, that's using your head
31:44Anything for my pal, Birdie
31:47Well, Birdie, I gotta hand it to you
31:50You kept a pretty big secret
31:53At least this time no one can say a little Birdie told me
32:03Bet you never thought you'd see a monster in McDonald Land Lock, let alone two
32:08One thing's for sure
32:10With the gossip, Birdie can always be counted on to do the right thing
32:14Let's not forget the chew bone incident
32:17Oh, Sunday, there's always something fun and unusual going on with my friends
32:21Monster!
32:23Monster? Oh, you mean Birdie!
32:26He's not a monster, he's the window cleaner
32:29Until next time, this is your very own clown, Ronald McDonald
32:33Hoping I see you live and in person at McDonald's
32:40Hey, if you thought McDonald Land Lock was fun, watch for an even wackier adventure coming soon
32:49Remember when Ronald McDonald had a very special birthday surprise in Birthday World?
32:54Or the adventure Have Time, Will Travel?
32:57When the gang traveled through the ages in an amazing time machine?
33:01Solving mysteries and making new friends is all in a day's fun for Ronald
33:06As you just saw in The Monster O' McDonald Land Lock
33:09So keep watching, there's another wacky adventure coming soon