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00:30We can play.
00:32Good morning, Sunday.
00:33Good morning, Rob.
00:36Gotta get ready to enjoy the view.
00:39Looking kind of cool, looking kind of new.
00:42There are things we should be trying, me and you.
00:46A new day's here and fun is overdue.
00:53Getting even cooler, stepping to a new beat.
00:56Got a tingling inside me and it's spreading to my feet.
00:59McDonaldland is changing.
01:03Everything is rearranging.
01:06I can't sit still, cause it's a beautiful day.
01:10And Ronald McDonald's got something to say.
01:23Now good morning in McDonaldland.
01:26Let's see what's happening first.
01:44You know, Sunday, these stories in the Intergalactic Express are pretty far out.
01:49Yeah.
01:50Get this.
01:51Sumo wrestler, logos for 36 hours straight.
01:55Ouch.
01:57City cures drainage problem, thanks to Sumo Pogo.
02:01Perfectly believable.
02:03Oh, how about this?
02:04California man swallowed by a whale and carried to Alaska.
02:08That's not the first time that's happened, you know.
02:11Oh, oh, get this.
02:12Woman owns dog that's able to read.
02:15Now that's just plain crazy.
02:17Face it, Sunday, these stories are all fake.
02:20Believe what you want, Ronald.
02:22But there's a world beyond our doors where strange and mysterious forces exist.
02:27Sunday, I've never seen you like this before.
02:30Ronald, I just don't think we're alone.
02:33Huh?
02:34I mean in the universe, you know, aliens and all.
02:37You believe in them, don't you?
02:39Well, of course I believe in aliens.
02:41That's why I have the map.
02:43The map?
02:44The McDonaldland alien action plan.
02:47M-A-P-
02:51Oh.
02:53All right, that's map.
02:55In the event of an alien sighting in McDonaldland,
02:59the witness shall immediately contact me, Ronald McDonald,
03:03by way of my trusty wrist communicator.
03:06Then Ronald shall see to it that the alien siren is activated,
03:11so that all of McDonaldland is alerted to the alien visitor.
03:15Ronald, are you there? Come in.
03:16Oh, my communicator.
03:18Come in, Hamburglar. Ronald McDonald here.
03:20Aliens are coming.
03:22Aliens? Are you sure?
03:23I saw them with my own eyes. Hurry, hurry.
03:26Don't panic, Hamburglar.
03:28Easy for you to say.
03:30You're not hiding in the bushes ten feet away from some slimy space creatures.
03:34Just stay where you are.
03:36I have everything under control.
03:37We'll be there in a jiffy.
03:39I don't suppose you'd let me sit this one out, would you?
03:42And miss all the fun?
03:44Quick, Sunday. Step one.
03:45We need to activate the alien siren.
03:48And where might the switch for that be?
03:50Hold on a minute.
03:59You think everyone can hear that?
04:01People in space can hear it.
04:06Just make me look like him.
04:08Oops, we gotta go. That's the siren for aliens.
04:15Uh, sorry.
04:28Come on, guys. You know what that means.
04:33Reno, don't call us. We'll call you.
04:37Now, little bird.
04:48Thanks for the lesson. Can't wait till next week.
04:53Step two. Get to McDonaldland Square fast.
04:56Let's go, Sunday.
05:06Hold on.
05:28Where are the aliens?
05:30I hope we're not too late.
05:32Anything but that.
05:34Okay, everybody. You know the drill.
05:56The aliens! They're hovering over the fountain!
05:59Follow me.
06:01We're here! We're here!
06:03Quick, the song!
06:07Oh, aliens, we welcome thee
06:11Yes!
06:12With our McDonald's symphony
06:16Hey!
06:17With voices full and hearts inspired
06:22We'll sing to you till we get tired
06:26Hey!
06:28We know you come from far away
06:33Have more to do, yes, than hear us play
06:38So, aliens, we extend our hand
06:43To welcome you to McDonaldland
06:51Ronald, I don't see a whole lot of aliens, do you?
06:54Not yet. Anyone else?
06:56No.
06:57Don't think so.
06:58Sorry.
06:59Wait. No, that's a cloud.
07:02Hmm. There's something funny about this.
07:05Just missed them. They're over by the observatory.
07:08Come on, everybody.
07:13Come on.
07:16One more time.
07:18Oh, aliens, we welcome thee
07:26Yoo-hoo!
07:29There's nothing like a good song.
07:31And that was nothing like a good song.
07:37Still no aliens.
07:39Not one.
07:40There's something kind of hamburgly about all this.
07:44So, hamburgler, having a busy day?
07:46Oh, Ronald, good to see you.
07:49I got to go now. Time to do my laundry.
07:52Your laundry?
07:54Since when are you wearing every burger in McDonaldland?
07:58Um, they're part of my spring fashion collection.
08:01Nice try, bunhead.
08:03You made up your mind.
08:05I don't think so.
08:06I don't think so.
08:07I don't think so.
08:08I don't think so.
08:09I don't think so.
08:10I don't think so.
08:11I don't think so.
08:12You made up this whole alien thing, didn't you?
08:15Yes, and...
08:16That's really kind of rotten.
08:18And on top of that, you were swiping burgers.
08:21Which I know you can't help, being the hamburgler and all.
08:24Thanks for understanding.
08:26But someday you'll learn that fibbing just gets you into trouble.
08:29Come on, guys, help me get these burgers back to where they belong.
08:32You too, hamburgler.
08:36Yeah, well, it almost worked.
08:38Aliens, oh, that was a good one.
08:40Sometimes I just crack myself up.
08:53Ronald? Is that you?
09:03Something's happening! Help!
09:06Oh, I wish Ronald was here!
09:10Ronald!
09:22Ronald, we got aliens!
09:24Real ones!
09:25And I'm telling the truth this time!
09:29Oh, that hamburgler. Always with his pranks.
09:32You know, you can fool me once.
09:34You can fool me twice.
09:36But then you can only fool me a few more times till I start to catch on.
09:58You got me!
09:59What do you want?
10:01I'll do it!
10:03You're a funny one!
10:05You have stripes like a Bandolian flabbermack.
10:16My name is Org. Are you the leader of this planet?
10:21Yeah, I am the leader.
10:23I'm the hamburgler of this hamburgler land.
10:28Neat. Do you enjoy having fun?
10:32I do.
10:33What kind of fun?
10:35Playing tricks on people and such.
10:37Sure, I like that a lot.
10:41You know, I have a feeling we might just get along.
10:44You're from space, huh? I don't suppose you have any kind of special powers.
10:48Well, I do not like to boast, but I can make some very interesting things occur.
10:53Interesting. Well, as leader of hamburgler land, I've got something I'd like you to do.
11:03Hamburgler Land
11:10Hey, who's the bad designer duds?
11:13That's what I'd like to know.
11:15We're not supposed to look like this!
11:18We don't like it.
11:19You know, if you're built, horizontal stripes are a big no-no.
11:23Follow me. I think I know how we can get to the bottom of this.
11:28Nice work, pint-sized.
11:31Quick, hide!
11:36You're behind all this craziness, aren't you?
11:39Craziness? What on earth do you mean?
11:42How about that, for instance?
11:45Hamburger Haven? Where'd that come from?
11:48Wasn't it always there?
11:50Not as I recall. Okay, look, what kind of monkey business are you up to?
11:54You lost me there. That whole alien thingy.
11:57Oh, that was a joke. Come on!
12:00Everybody knows there's no such thing as aliens.
12:13Strange weather we're having.
12:22It's gigantic.
12:24It's gargantuan.
12:27It's big.
12:30I don't believe this.
12:32We're about to meet neighbors from another world.
12:35I'm out of here.
12:40Where are you?
12:45Corky, this is cutting into our vacation time.
12:48Come here, you naughty thing.
12:52What's an org?
12:54There's one way to find out.
12:56Are you in there?
12:58Org?
12:59Orgacious, this isn't funny.
13:02Uh, guys?
13:04I'm Ronald McDonald.
13:06Yes, happy-looking life-form. What is it you require?
13:09There's a chance I may know where your org is.
13:12Then you must take us to him.
13:17Maybe no one's home.
13:18Let me try.
13:23You're gonna pay for that.
13:26No!
13:32What's going on around here, Hamburglar?
13:34Nothing. I don't know what you mean.
13:36Uh, hey, Mom.
13:38Hey, Dad.
13:39There you are, you little scrappy.
13:43You said you were taking a trip to Jupiter.
13:45You didn't mention anything about this.
13:47Sorry, I guess I fibbed.
13:49A lot of that going around these days.
13:52But at least you're all right.
13:54And, Mom, Dad, this is the leader of Hamburglarland.
13:57He's not the leader.
13:59Don't listen to that guy. He's jealous.
14:01Can he come on vacation with us?
14:03Can he? Can he? Can he?
14:05I don't see why not.
14:06The vacation sounds just great.
14:08Hamburglar?
14:09Done deal.
14:11How long will I be gone for?
14:13Just one Kremling.
14:14Oh, good.
14:15Which is 3,000 of your Earth years.
14:17What?
14:18Ronald!
14:24Bye, leader. Catch you whenever.
14:26Oh, I tried to stop him.
14:28Yeah, too bad he's gone.
14:30Well, what do you want to do today?
14:32Sunday. We have to save the Hamburglar.
14:35Right away?
14:36I've got to tell you, I'm not going to miss that guy's pranks.
14:40Say no!
14:41He's in quite a pickle.
14:43A jam.
14:44A morass.
14:45Who knows, maybe life in space is a gas.
14:49He's the one who takes pokes.
14:51And plays all the jokes.
14:53But things won't be the same if he's not in the game.
14:57Hey, Hamburglar.
14:59What shall we do with you?
15:02What are we going to do?
15:04I don't know.
15:05Hey, Hamburglar.
15:07What shall we do with you?
15:13He's really got nerve.
15:14This is what he deserves.
15:16But with him gone, it's dull.
15:18Duh, we're stuck at this low.
15:20You can add to the list.
15:22That he'll really be missed.
15:24So with no more delay, let us get underway.
15:29Hey, Hamburglar.
15:31We're coming through for you.
15:34Hang on, buddy, here we come.
15:36Hey, Hamburglar.
15:38We're coming through for you.
15:42Hold on!
15:46Remember, guys, this place wouldn't be the same without him.
15:49I guess you're right.
15:51But how do we save a guy that's somewhere in outer space?
15:54Easy, with a rocket ship.
16:09She's a beaut.
16:12Thanks.
16:13The rocket's pretty nice, too.
16:15Okay, everybody inside.
16:20This is so cool.
16:21I like trips.
16:22Is there a movie on this flight?
16:30Navigator ready?
16:31Check, check, check, Ronald, sir.
16:33Everybody buckled in?
16:35Check, check.
16:36First a collar, then a leash, now this.
16:39This is it.
16:41Ten, nine...
16:42Blast off!
16:43Okay.
16:49Wow!
16:54Why's everybody smiling?
16:56We're not smiling.
16:58It's G-forces.
17:00G-forces?
17:06I don't feel so good.
17:08In case of motion sickness,
17:10use the space bag found in the seat pocket in front of you.
17:15That's better.
17:16I need a cool bowl of water.
17:19Can we do the blast off part again?
17:22Right now we have to find the Hamburglar.
17:24Bertie, any luck with the saucer scan?
17:26Negative, but there's a giant teacup in sector 12.
17:30Well, keep checking.
17:31McNuggets, everything okay with you guys?
17:33Yes, sir.
17:34Ship's safe, Captain Ronald.
17:37Great.
17:38Steady as she goes, Bertie.
17:39And whatever you do, don't press the green button.
17:43Right, Captain Ronald.
17:50Whoa!
17:51Grimace, there's no gravity up here.
17:55None down where I am either.
17:57Dude, I feel funny.
18:00I'm getting dizzy.
18:02Hey, who's the genius who put the green button next to the big purple guy?
18:07Sorry, guys.
18:09It's okay, Grimace.
18:11Ronald, how do we fix this?
18:13It's not natural for me to be flying around.
18:16It's just in. You're a bird.
18:18Okay, listen up.
18:19There's only one way we can get down.
18:21We have to reverse the atmospheric pressure
18:23and compensate for the inverted gravitational effect.
18:26What's that mean?
18:28We've got to press a button.
18:30Not that one.
18:37That's better.
18:38Ronald, it's them.
18:40It's the flying saucer.
18:42Great, Bertie. Stay on their tail.
18:44I'll activate the view screen.
18:46Don't worry, Hamburglar. We're coming.
18:48It's not that I don't appreciate this,
18:50but 3,000 years is a long time for a trip.
18:54Don't worry. There's a rest stop after the first thousand.
18:57Oh, boy.
18:58Hey, Hammy, look over here.
19:00Well, if I'm not mistaken, your friend is following us.
19:03Ronald? Oh, this is great.
19:05He can get me out of this tin can.
19:07He can bring me back to McDonald Land.
19:10Or I can play a little trick on him.
19:13No, don't do that.
19:17Now what's going on?
19:19I'm not sure.
19:24What is that stuff?
19:26It's Trenizbian palafam.
19:28Huh?
19:29Your slings call it marshmallow.
19:31It won't hurt him. It'll just make a mess.
19:33What's next?
19:36Very gooey, that saucer is.
19:39We call it platoshian woofaloo.
19:41What is with the Hamburglar?
19:43Doesn't he want to be rescued?
19:45Now here's my favorite button.
19:51What's that?
19:53I don't know.
19:55It's a button.
19:57It's a button.
19:59It's a button.
20:01It's a button.
20:03It's a button.
20:08What do you call those?
20:10Trinkets.
20:14They're going out of control.
20:17There goes your friend.
20:19Yeah, there he goes.
20:21Far away.
20:23Ronald, come back.
20:25Rescue me.
20:33No.
20:44And now for a good laugh, we'll top him off with...
20:47Hey, stop it. That's dangerous.
20:49You're being outrageous.
20:51Did you know in your language, that's never called nice?
20:54Uh-uh. Don't try it.
20:56No ifs, no ands or buts.
20:58Rescue me, cause that's what friends are for.
21:02Rescue me. It's not fun anymore.
21:05Rescue me.
21:07Don't you love a good prank?
21:09Rescue me. Not right now to be frank.
21:12What does that button do?
21:14It ejects sticky goo.
21:16Don't push it. Hey, don't stop.
21:18We call it Fuddly Spot.
21:20But if you're at a loss, you can say Caramel Sauce.
21:23At this rate, I'm sunk.
21:25Look at all this gunk.
21:27Rescue me, cause that's what friends are for.
21:30Rescue me. It's not fun anymore.
21:33Rescue me.
21:35Don't you love a good prank?
21:37Rescue me. Not right now to be frank.
21:40Rescue me. Oh, Ronald, if you're near.
21:44Rescue me. Somebody get me out of here.
22:01Hey.
22:10Hang on, guys.
22:12Oh, no. This is bad.
22:14We're almost through.
22:16Gotta help Ronald. I know.
22:18I'll press a button. That worked before.
22:22Ow.
22:28Ronald?
22:29Not right now, Sunday.
22:31It's about Grimace.
22:33What about him?
22:35That.
22:37Bye-bye.
22:39Oh, no. Grimace is floating in space.
22:43Poor guy. What do we do?
22:45Don't worry. We'll get him.
22:47Take the wheel. Sunday, keep an eye on Grimace.
22:49I'm going for a spacewalk.
22:51Oops.
22:53I'm coming, Grimace.
22:56Hey, Ronald. Glad you jumped in.
22:59It's cold at first, but you get used to it.
23:06Grimace!
23:08Wahoo!
23:10I'm coming, Grimace. Don't go anywhere.
23:13I've got nowhere to go.
23:16Now I've got to turn this baby around.
23:20Here we go!
23:23What do we do now?
23:25Jump!
23:30We did it!
23:32Finally on solid ground.
23:46We're going to crash!
23:48Good thing it had a head on both ends.
23:51This is the spot where the radar saw them.
23:53But there's no one here. We've lost them.
23:56No.
23:59Okay, Grimace. Here we go!
24:07Home, sweet home.
24:09I think you mean a rocket, sweet rocket.
24:14Way to go, Ronald.
24:16But we've still got a problem.
24:18This rocket's kind of messed up, Ronald.
24:21What are we going to do?
24:23We'll do this.
24:29I am hungry.
24:44Well, we're saved.
24:46Oh, but I'm really grossed out.
24:51I guess I am hungry was hungry.
24:54I'm prepared for any emergency.
24:57Thanks for the help.
24:58I am hungry.
25:01That was weird.
25:07Hooray!
25:09How are we looking, Birdie?
25:11All systems go!
25:14Sundae?
25:15We've got a lock on the flying saucer.
25:18Then let's see what this baby can do.
25:26I thought you liked having fun.
25:28Well, yeah, but in McDonald Land.
25:30Not a criplink away!
25:32Do I have to stop this saucer and come back there,
25:35or are you two going to behave?
25:37Mom!
25:38Don't give me that mom stuff.
25:42Look! Down there! It's Ronald!
25:45You were right! I cannot believe it!
25:47I've got to get out of here before you try another nutty stunt!
25:50Where's the door?
25:52Here we go!
25:55What'd I do?
26:01Org, did you just eject our dinner?
26:04It wasn't me!
26:09Huh?
26:11Hey, Ronald, what's that big purple thing?
26:14I think we're about to find out!
26:25Direct splat on both planets!
26:27That could be a problem.
26:33Make it rain!
26:39All right!
26:41Goodbye!
26:51I don't like this!
26:53Really? I'm enjoying myself.
26:55Goodbye, cruel world.
26:58Goodbye!
27:00Goodbye!
27:08This is great.
27:09What planet are you from?
27:11Oh, this is just like our last vacation.
27:14And doesn't it figure?
27:15We've still got three payments left on this thing.
27:18Org's saucer is broken!
27:20And where next?
27:22Not if I can help it.
27:23Right.
27:24You've got a way to single-handedly stop an interplanetary food fight.
27:27Uh-huh.
27:33Mewsie! Great idea!
27:36We dig it!
27:42What's that rhythm?
27:44What's that groove?
27:46Just can't help it.
27:47I gotta move.
27:48Feel it low.
27:49Wow!
27:50Feel it deep.
27:52Funky planet.
27:55Help me.
27:56I can't stop.
27:58It's an interplanetary hip-hop.
28:01From Neptune to Orion.
28:04You're sure to find them trying.
28:07Yeah, the funky planet.
28:10The fun, fun, funky planet.
28:13Yeah, the fun, wild, crazy, hot, cool, wild, fun, funky planet.
28:20I am hungry.
28:22Did I say fun?
28:26Interstellar out of sight.
28:29It will put you into flight.
28:32Take it up.
28:34Groove that thing.
28:36Funky planet.
28:39The whole solar system.
28:42It's all grooving to a brand new rhythm.
28:45Even at the galactic rim.
28:48All those creatures gotta swim.
28:51To the funky planet.
28:54To the funky planet.
28:57The fun, fun, fun, funky planet.
29:02Yeah.
29:03Fun.
29:07Hey, Ronald.
29:08Can you give us a lift?
29:17Is this breeze too much for you?
29:19It's fine, it's fine.
29:22So, anything you'd like to say, Hammy?
29:25Or should I say, Troublemaker?
29:28Nice day for a picnic.
29:30Anything else?
29:32All right.
29:33I'm sorry.
29:34It's all my fault.
29:36I failed.
29:37We know.
29:38I took burgers.
29:40We know.
29:41I painted Sunday's tail.
29:45Didn't know that.
29:47So, you forgive me?
29:50Yeah.
29:54How long is it before we reach Space Station Rack-a-Lack?
29:56We'll be there in a jiff.
30:01Ronald, we're losing altitude.
30:03It's the extra weight.
30:05We don't have enough power.
30:07Duh.
30:08What extra weight?
30:09Gee, could it be the two million pound aliens hitching a ride on a rocket?
30:13They don't weigh a million pounds.
30:15They are the right weight for their height.
30:16Hey, guys, it doesn't matter.
30:18We're falling.
30:19And this is all because I told one little fib.
30:23No matter what happens, from now on, let's all agree.
30:26No fibbing.
30:28Okay, maybe my folks put on a couple of pounds last summer.
30:31I feel funny.
30:33You look funny.
30:38Hello in there, Ronald.
30:40Where are the brakes on this thing?
30:43Look at that thing.
30:44Ronald, it's Space Station Rack-a-Lack.
30:47Can we ride on it?
30:49Sure.
30:50The heart would be.
30:51What do we do, Ronald?
30:52I'm working on that.
30:55Hey, what's this do, Mickey?
31:06Grimace, you did it.
31:08I did?
31:10We made it to the station right on schedule.
31:12Now we can start our vacation.
31:14As long as a certain orc is done with his mischief.
31:17Do you have anything to say?
31:19Sorry you can't come with us.
31:21It's okay.
31:22I'm not really the leader, anyhow.
31:25You're not?
31:26No, I'm not.
31:28But we did have some fun, didn't we?
31:30Without a doubt.
31:32Well, it was sure nice meeting you guys.
31:34You're welcome to drop by McDonaldland anytime you'd like.
31:39Okay, gang.
31:40Back in the rocket.
31:43See you later.
31:45Is there a movie on this plane?
31:52We'll be back home before you know it.
31:54Safe and sound.
31:56On the ground.
31:58Smelling that McDonaldland air.
32:01I like those aliens.
32:02I sure hope they're having a fun vacation.
32:06Dad, dad, dad, please, please.
32:08Can I go to the black hole now?
32:09Can I go now?
32:10Please, can I go now?
32:12You just ate.
32:13You have to wait 30 minutes.
32:14But, dad.
32:16You heard your father.
32:17Don't make him repeat this again.
32:19You heard your father.
32:20Don't make him repeat this again.
32:50Sorry about that, Sunday.
32:52No problem.
32:53Didn't feel a thing.
32:56Sunday.
32:57Remind me to install a safety net before our next adventure.
33:00Will do.
33:02Come in, Ronald.
33:03Come in, Ronald.
33:04Oh, no.
33:05Not again.
33:07Ronald McDonald here.
33:08Over.
33:09Hey, Ronald.
33:10Hamburglar, what's up?
33:12See any more aliens?
33:13Very funny.
33:14I was just calling to say that I'm glad to be back home in McDonaldland.
33:18I was spending a creplick in space.
33:20I know this whole mess was my fault.
33:22And if it wasn't for you, I'd still be out in space.
33:26Oh.
33:27Don't mention it, Hamburglar.
33:29It was a team effort.
33:30Besides, we learned a valuable lesson.
33:33The hard way, may I add.
33:35Yeah.
33:36Who would have thought that one little fib could get you into so much trouble?
33:40Took the fun right out of fibbing.
33:42Huh?
33:43Well, you learn something new every day.
33:45See you later.
33:47Okay.
33:48Over and out.
33:49Ronald.
33:50Yeah.
33:51How can you tell the difference between fibbing and teasing?
33:54Well, you know when Grimace pretends to throw a stick and he yells,
33:58Fetch!
33:59And you run away?
34:00Well, yeah.
34:01That's teasing.
34:02Oh.
34:03Like when you say, which hand's the cookie in,
34:05but it's not in either hand because there's no cookie?
34:07Exacto mundo.
34:08And like when Hamburglar walks in here and says he's on a no hamburger diet?
34:13Well, now that's not teasing.
34:15That's a gigantic fib.
34:16In fact, fibs don't get much bigger than that.
34:19You know, Ronald, I actually like the whole space adventure thing.
34:22We should do it again sometime.
34:24Well, yeah, that would be great.
34:25I mean, we could go to Saturn and count the rings.
34:28Ronald.
34:29Or we could go to the moon and look for cheese.
34:31Ronald, I was teasing.
34:32Dogs, space, not a good thing.
34:35Exacto mundo.
34:39This is your very own clown, Ronald McDonald.
34:42Hopefully I'll see you next time live and in person at McDonald's.
34:48Remember the fun you had watching the wacky adventures of Ronald McDonald?
34:53Watching Ronald get chased by a bear and scared silly?
34:56Or the time Ronald and the gang sailed the high seas in search of the legend of Grimace Island?
35:03And the adventure you just enjoyed as Ronald and friends had a close encounter
35:07with some visitors from outer space.
35:10What will happen on the next wacky adventure of Ronald McDonald?
35:14Will Ronald travel through time?
35:16Will he meet a monster from another land?
35:19Will he have a birthday party?
35:21Whatever happens, you'll have a blast watching.
35:25Don't miss the next wacky adventure with Ronald and the gang
35:28on videocassette and available only at McDonald's.