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00:00Hey, hey! Life in the Dreamhouse! Oh yeah! Life in the Dreamhouse! Barbie! Life in the Dreamhouse!
00:14What do you think, girls? Chic?
00:16Or so last week?
00:18Both.
00:19What? Last week was like a really good week for me.
00:22I want to put together the perfect outfit for my date with Ken.
00:26It's our forty-third anniversary.
00:30Forty-third anniversary of the first time we held hands. Can't find a greeting card for that.
00:35So I made one.
00:38Oh! I know what this look needs.
00:40My little rhinestone studded butterfly barrette.
00:43It's right here in my closet.
00:49Whoa! That's not a closet. That's a planet called fashion.
00:54Oh, it's just a few odds and ends.
01:02I've got the clothes from every career I've ever had.
01:05You went to the moon.
01:07You haven't?
01:10That skirt rocks. Can I borrow it?
01:13Of course.
01:14Oh! A belt to go with my new jeans.
01:16And every pair of pants I've ever owned!
01:19Knock yourselves out.
01:24Ah!
01:27Is Barbie not the coolest person ever?
01:29She's fun, generous, and exactly my size.
01:35Oh! The makeup room!
01:38Whoa. Okay, Barbie, I mean this in like the best possible way, but you've got a big head.
01:44Actually, Theresa, it's a great way for me to test new hair and makeup looks.
01:49Ooh! Sounds like a kick. Let's try it.
01:55Mondo Barbie head is looking good.
01:59Can't say the same about us.
02:04Oh, Barbie, how much farther?
02:07Yeah, we're exhausted.
02:09A day or two's walk tops.
02:11We're famished and starving.
02:14I may have a mint in my pocket.
02:17Oh, here's my barrette.
02:20Isn't that funny?
02:23You had it the whole time?
02:26We came all this way for nothing?
02:29I wouldn't say for nothing.
02:31I found this cute necklace that'll really put my outfit over the top.
02:35That's it! I want out of here!
02:38Yeah! I canceled a yoga lesson for this.
02:41Or was it a yogurt lesson?
02:45What's this?
02:46Who cares? Pull it!
02:48No! Don't touch!
02:50Ah!
02:56Ken?
02:57Barbie ready for our date yet?
03:00I sure am.
03:05Happy anniversary, Barbie.
03:07Ooh, Ken, I love the stubble.
03:11Mmm.
03:19It's my birthday! It's finally here!
03:22My favorite day all year!
03:25I'm so happy I could just...
03:27Happy birthday, Chelsea. Breakfast is ready.
03:31She's up. And she's on her way down.
03:34Places, everyone!
03:35We're gonna make sure that Chelsea's sixth birthday is the best one yet.
03:38Stacy really loves birthdays.
03:40She takes them very seriously.
03:42Maybe a little too seriously.
03:47I'm on food prep.
03:48Barbie, you're in charge of distracting Chelsea.
03:50Skipper, you're on decorating duty.
03:53Ugh. Can't Ken do it?
03:55Ken's in the garage putting Chelsea's gift together.
03:58It's a bike!
04:01All Chelsea ever talks about is getting a bike.
04:03She's gonna be so surprised.
04:05And it gives me a chance to show Barbie my technical expertise.
04:14A special birthday breakfast for a special birthday girl.
04:18This is all great and all,
04:20but what I really want for my birthday is to...
04:25You're welcome.
04:26Skipper, get moving with the decorating.
04:29Ugh.
04:30You don't hear Ken complaining, do you?
04:36Ugh.
04:43Baking can be hard work.
04:46Why do I always have to have the hardest job?
05:00Wanna know what I want for my birthday, Barbie?
05:03A unicorn?
05:04Guess again.
05:05A pink unicorn?
05:07No.
05:08A singing pink unicorn who can grant your every wish?
05:11No!
05:14Ken, what's wrong?
05:16Another daddy longlegs get in your hair?
05:18Why? Do you see one on me?
05:20Kill it! Kill it!
05:21How's the bike coming?
05:25Almost done.
05:26Barbie, you log in each gift, who it's from, and Chelsea's emotional response.
05:31Skipper, you're on wrapper recycling duty.
05:33Ugh, come on.
05:35Woohoo!
05:37What's keeping Ken?
05:43This has been the bestest day.
05:45The yummy cake, the decorations, the military precision scheduling.
05:51But...
05:52But...
05:53I just wanted...
05:54A unicorn?
05:55No!
05:56A bike?
05:57No!
06:00I just wanted...
06:01I got it!
06:02To sing the most special birthday song of all?
06:04No!
06:06All I really wanted...
06:09Was a tennis-playing robot.
06:19You are one good-looking dude.
06:22Ryan, hi! Still not ready?
06:24Whoa, what's the rush, Barbie?
06:26Take time to enjoy the Ryan.
06:28Sorry, a big fashion show this afternoon.
06:30Oh, the cat caterer is dropping off Bliss's food.
06:33And for Taffy, there's mini-burgers shaped like shoes.
06:37BRB!
06:39So I'm spending the day with a couple of four-legged furballs?
06:43And a two-legged goofball?
06:45What are you doing here?
06:47Pet-sitting?
06:48No, I'm pet-sitting.
06:49Stop saying everything I say.
06:51Have a blast, guys!
06:53I think you'll find it's a two-man job.
06:56When's the other man showing up?
07:00How's my girl?
07:02This cannot get any less cool.
07:06These pants are designer!
07:08Please, I've coughed up hairballs that have more style.
07:12Let's take a look at that list.
07:14First, we exercise Taffy.
07:17She could use a little muscle tone.
07:20Not everyone has a plastic six-pack, Ken.
07:24Knock yourself out. I'm working on a song for Barbie.
07:27Oh, Barbie.
07:30So beautiful.
07:34And the sweeper passes to center, who passes back to sweeper.
07:37Check out that footwork!
07:39Oh, come on!
07:43Hi, boys. Just checking in to see how the pet-sitting's going.
07:46It's going great.
07:52Uh, Ryan's gonna play you a song.
07:54This one goes out to you, baby.
07:57The song's a maze, but I gotta get back on the runway. Talk soon.
08:04Taffy, if I'd wanted that reaction, I would've played it for my agent.
08:07Blissa, that's Barbie's favorite scarf.
08:10Hey, whoa, whoa. That is not a toy.
08:14Forget the guitar! Grab the scarf!
08:17I'll wrangle Tawny.
08:20Get back here!
08:21Get off of me!
08:24Hi, guys. It's a wrap here, so I'll see you in five.
08:27No!
08:29I mean, yay! See you soon, Barbie.
08:35We gotta clean, clean, clean.
08:48I'm back.
08:49Hi, Barbie. Welcome home.
08:51Aw, looks like you took perfect care of them.
08:55That runway wore me out.
08:59Guys, anything you wanna tell me?
09:03I think I left my oven on.
09:05I think I left these oven on, too.
09:12You're right, girls. Next time, you can voice it down.
09:21Cupcakes! And they're gonna be huge!
09:24They're for Theresa. She's always setting our maquettes in the kitchen.
09:28So I bet her a pedicure I could do this.
09:31Can we help? Can we, can we?
09:34Well, you guys aren't exactly great cooks, either. Remember Spaghetti Night?
09:43We won't mess up this time. Promise.
09:45Promise.
09:50Did you guys...
09:51Hey, doll. How's Malibu's most fabulous girl?
09:54Frazzled. I'm gonna be trimming Theresa's tootsies if I don't come up with some cupcakes pronto.
10:00Not to worry. I'm all over it.
10:03Isn't he the best boyfriend ever? He's so... chivalrous. Thanks, Ken.
10:12Ta-da!
10:13A toaster?
10:14It only looks like a toaster. It's actually a fully automated cupcake maker!
10:21Oh, icing!
10:23Hmm. A little light on the cake?
10:33Maybe too much cake.
10:35I really don't want to lose this bet. Last time was bad enough.
10:39That's it, Barbie! Polish those heels! Make them shine! Shine!
10:45Hey, I have the perfect thing for this.
10:48It's here behind the waffle iron, the fondue pot, and the olive stuffer.
10:53You know, all those gifts you get but never use.
10:57I wouldn't want to be the guy that gave her all those lame gifts.
11:02Ah-ha! The Little Miss Cupcake-a-later!
11:05How could you forget that?
11:08I can't believe you've never used such a great gift.
11:10Actually, I did use it once, but there was something weird about it.
11:14Barbie, Teresa just called! She's on her way. We need cupcakes set.
11:24Okay, that's enough.
11:27Ken, I said enough! Turn it off!
11:30Where's the off switch?
11:32Now I remember. There is no off switch!
11:38Ow!
11:44Teresa will be here any minute.
11:46It looks like a bakery pooped its pants.
11:49Let's dash them!
11:57Oh! Hi, Teresa. I whipped up some cupcakes for you.
12:01No way! You made these?
12:04Couldn't have been smoother.
12:05So, you see, I can make a few cupcakes without causing a...
12:14disaster.
12:16I'm thinking, oil my joint, moisturize my plastic, a thousand brush strokes through my hair...
12:24Get your sparkle on!
12:27Show this world where you belong!
12:32A little more hot water, please!
12:36Thanks, Kelsey!
12:38Barbie's got a big day with Ken, and that means ice cream for dinner!
12:47996, 997...
12:51998, 999, 1000.
12:57Hmm, maximum volume.
13:10Is that you, Ken?
13:21Um, Ken, wow!
13:24Your hair, it looks great!
13:27Ken, are you lost? You know my house is right over there.
13:34Your hair! It's gorgeous. I wish I had hair that awesome.
13:39But you haven't seen the best part. Watch this.
13:43It's always brave when a friend tries out a new look.
13:46And in this case, Ken was being really, really brave.
13:50Like, plaid with stripes brave.
13:57It's really not that bad. It just needs a little... shaping.
14:02To the salon!
14:12To the salon!
14:43I love it!
14:45Are you ready for that date?
14:47I sure am!
14:49Oh, her. You meant her.
14:54Hmm, maybe I could use a new do myself.
14:57To the salon!
15:01To the salon!
15:03To the salon!
15:05To the salon!
15:07To the salon!
15:09To the salon!
15:12One...
15:13Ow!
15:14Two...
15:15Ow!
15:16How many of these do we have to do?
15:18Like a thousand or something.
15:20Three...
15:21Ow!
15:25It's sweet of Raquel to invite us. This party's gonna be off the hook!
15:30You know, Barbie, sweet and Raquel are two words you don't hear together much.
15:35Come on, Nikki. It's gonna be a lot of fun!
15:41Whoa.
15:43What were they thinking?
15:45Can't believe it!
15:46So embarrassing.
15:48I read the invitation a hundred times, and then I laminated it!
15:52Hey, you two! Glad you could make it.
15:55Uh, Raquel, you said it was casual.
15:58On a Saturday?
16:00I totally said formal.
16:03Okay, I did say casual.
16:05But just this once, I'm gonna be the star.
16:08It's Raquel's turn to shine!
16:13Well, uh, if you stay behind the potted plants, maybe nobody will notice.
16:18Ta-ta!
16:20She did this on purpose.
16:22To make us look like fashion flops.
16:25Come on, Raquel isn't that devious?
16:28Yes, I am.
16:29Barbie's party pointer number one.
16:31Always be prepared for sudden style switches.
16:36Ooh, let me try that.
16:41Love it!
16:42Come on, let's get our party on!
16:45What in the world?
16:49What were they thinking?
16:50I can't believe it.
16:51So embarrassing.
16:55Ooh, fashion felony!
16:57Aggravated overdressing.
16:59Raquel, you could have told us to bring bathing suits.
17:02Yeah, I could have.
17:04But this is way more fun.
17:06Toodle!
17:09What a sneaky, underhanded little-
17:12No biggie.
17:13Bet the gang just wanted to take a dip.
17:15And so do I.
17:22Sweet!
17:23Let's make a splash!
17:26No way.
17:28What were they thinking?
17:30I can't believe it.
17:31So embarrassing.
17:33A costume party?
17:35I love your costume, Barbie.
17:38So simple, yet so very simple.
17:43That's it!
17:44I've had just about enough of her.
17:47Sorry about that.
17:49For once, a party that's all about Raquel.
17:53Come on, everybody.
17:54Give it up for me!
17:59Show some appreciation for your hostess.
18:13You were right, Barbie.
18:14This party is off the hook.
18:17It sure is.
18:19Careful!
18:20This thing's a rental.
18:24The King House
18:32Okay, Taffy.
18:33Show them what you got.
18:36Wow, now that's really impressive.
18:38I've seen better.
18:40Today's the day I prove to Ken that I'm better than Barbie with something he can't ignore.
18:46A scorecard!
18:47I've devised a cleverly weighted-
18:50Sorry, Raquel!
18:51Taffy still has a little too much zip on her throats.
18:54Skipper, wanna ditch those gadgets and get in the game?
18:57In a minute.
18:58I'm texting Tracy.
18:59Lacey just saw Casey at the mall with Lacey.
19:01Tracy is gonna freak.
19:03I've got a great idea.
19:05How about a sandcastle building contest?
19:08Great idea!
19:09I just finished an internet course in sand construction.
19:13Score one for Raquel.
19:15All right, Chelsea.
19:16Back it up.
19:17Stop.
19:21That's good.
19:23Sorry, Barbie.
19:25This is gonna be a slam-dunk, sand-in-your-face winner.
19:28Nice job, Raquel.
19:29You really-
19:30Whoa!
19:31Barbie!
19:32Yours is an architectural masterpiece!
19:34You win!
19:38Oh, Barbie.
19:39You missed a spot.
19:40Wouldn't want you to melt.
19:41How about a surf-off, Barbie?
19:43Just you and me.
19:44You're on.
19:46Go ahead, Sand Raquel!
19:48Yeah!
19:49Rad!
19:50Awesome!
19:51Hey, Skipper!
19:52You're missing some great surfing.
19:54You surf the way you want to surf.
19:55I'll surf the way I want to surf.
20:00Don't you love a do that always bounces back?
20:06Surfing's a tie.
20:08But, Raquel, you get the prize for wackiest hair.
20:13Come and get it, guys!
20:14Let's see.
20:15I've got crab cakes, hot cakes, cupcakes, and cake cakes.
20:19That's nothing.
20:20Ken!
20:22I've got a whole side of beef in here.
20:24Ken?
20:25He was here a minute ago.
20:27What in the world?
20:32Chelsea kind of got carried away.
20:34I rented that dump truck for the whole day, and I intend to use it.
20:38Hurry, guys!
20:39I shouldn't have had that fifth lemonade.
20:43Gotta go.
20:44Well, I'm thinking we're all beached out for one day.
20:48Oh, Chelsea!
20:50Thanks, Jimmy!
20:51I'll see you next week for the school picnic!
20:54What?
20:55My new HD 3D 4G mini cam!
20:58It's in the back seat.
21:00Skipper, leave it be.
21:01Got it!
21:02Let's go.
21:10Let's see.
21:11She won the sandcastle building contest.
21:13We tied at surfing.
21:14I got a bonus point for the wacky hair.
21:16And I won the picnic.
21:18I win!
21:27Hello?
21:28Ken?
21:29Anybody?
21:34Carpets, drapes, and furniture to change color to match your outfit!
21:38Now that's a living room!
21:40Can we get some, Barbie?
21:42Can we, can we, can we?
21:43I can't remember the last time we decorated.
21:45It's been, like, forever.
21:47Actually, it was last Tuesday.
21:49I love makeovers!
21:51How about a surround sound system that literally surrounds the house?
21:54How about a chair that converts to a skateboard race?
21:57Or a jungle gym with real monkeys on the monkey bars!
22:02Mm-hmm, that's right.
22:03A sofa.
22:04That's important.
22:05Balls.
22:06And...
22:07Let's see if I can see one of those.
22:08And what if I make it a dozen of those?
22:13Delivery for 1959 Malibu Way.
22:16Thank you.
22:21A trampoline?
22:23They messed up the order.
22:25They sure did.
22:26I wanted it in Hump Peak.
22:38And the sweeper passes to center.
22:40Who passes back?
22:41Dosseled separately.
22:42May cause cooties.
22:43Do you want your own after-school business?
22:46Works like a charm.
22:48After that, things got a little... out of control.
23:18Looks like it was decorated by a pack of corker spaniels.
23:27I mean, come on.
23:34Oh, Chelsea.
23:36I'm okay.
23:37Kind of sticky, though.
23:39What a disaster!
23:43My date with Ken.
23:44Hey, babe.
23:45Oh, looks like a Swedish furniture outlet threw up in here.
23:49Sorry, Ken.
23:50But I can't go anywhere with the place looking like this.
23:54Not to worry.
23:55Luckily, your man is always prepared for emergencies.
24:05Back to fabulous.
24:08Ken, you have impeccable taste.
24:11Especially in girlfriends.
24:16Shall we?
24:17We're off.
24:18Have fun, guys.
24:23I can't remember the last time we decorated.
24:26It's been, like, forever.
24:35Nothing like the great outdoors to show off one's man skills.
24:41Camping?
24:42You said we were going to a luxury wooded resort.
24:46You know my sister.
24:47It was the only way I could get her to come.
24:51All this for an overnight trip?
24:54So glad we didn't have to bring the tanning bed.
24:57You didn't bring my tanning bed?
24:59Come on, Raquel.
25:00It's fun to rough it once in a while.
25:03You don't expect me to camp in something so...
25:07You don't expect me to camp in something so...
25:11common?
25:15Not five star, but doable.
25:19The best part about camping is dinner over an open fire.
25:22Now what should we whip up?
25:23Got it covered.
25:26A fresh seafood feast for my lady.
25:28Oh, Ken.
25:29You were made for the outdoors.
25:34Whatever.
25:35Can Nature Boy do this?
25:37Feel like a metal lock in the sky.
25:39Hike.
25:40We need to hike.
25:41Now.
25:42There's six more verses.
25:43We're losing the light.
25:44Wait.
25:45Where's Raquel?
25:51Oh, you found the tub.
25:54What is it you're soaking in?
25:56Ridiculously expensive French perfume.
25:59Dry off.
26:00We're going on a hike.
26:03That's better.
26:05Killer bees!
26:06Oh, Raquel.
26:07It's just a butterfly.
26:09Isn't she pretty?
26:11Oh, I'd love a picture of that.
26:13Ryan, would ya?
26:14Can't get you in.
26:16Step back a bit.
26:18A little bit more.
26:22That's a keeper.
26:24Aren't these gorgeous, Raquel?
26:26Eee! Poison ivy!
26:27Raquel, they're daisies.
26:29Eee! Poison daisies!
26:31Guess you can take the girl out of Malibu,
26:33but you can't take Malibu out of the girl.
26:35Next time, I leave the girl in Malibu.
26:40What is it?
26:41A vicious flying porcupine?
26:43It's a pinecone, Raquel.
26:44A vicious pinecone.
26:46Oh, I'm lightheaded.
26:48Ken, carry me back to the camper.
26:52Now this is poison ivy.
26:56Anybody wants me, I'll be in the hot tub.
26:59A bear!
27:00A bear is in the camper!
27:06Blissa, you adorable little stowaway.
27:09Raquel, you need to just calm down
27:12and try to be one with nature.
27:14No way!
27:15I have been traumatized enough.
27:17The only thing that'll calm me down
27:19is a soak in the hot tub.
27:26Oh, never mind.
27:28Shove over.
27:29You won't believe the day I've had.
27:36Barbie, Barbie, wake up and drink the day.
27:39Here you go, here's your morning glory.
27:52Yikes!
27:53Gotta tame this crazy hare!
27:55Crazy hare!
27:56Crazy hare!
27:57Crazy hare!
28:01Hey, Barbie, over here!
28:04It's your lucky day, paparazzi.
28:06Feast your eyes on this.
28:09What?
28:12Why is it always me?
28:14How come this stuff never happens to Barbie?
28:19I'm gonna make this Raquel's best day ever.
28:22All I need is duct tape, some pea soup,
28:25rubber boots, and a few turkey feathers.
28:29Hello, world!
28:34Barbie? Is that you?
28:38Sure is, Ken.
28:40What do you think of the new me?
28:43I'll never understand high fashion.
28:46I'm feeling kind of woozy.
28:51Barbie!
29:00Hello, all.
29:02Please, no pic Barbie.
29:04What happened?
29:05Did you cut your hair?
29:06You know it never grows back.
29:08Oh, this is all I could pull together.
29:10Look at her.
29:11Has she lost her style since?
29:13Oh, who cares?
29:15I'm the star today.
29:17Your outfit's amazing, Raquel.
29:19Maybe you could give me some fashion tips?
29:22Me?
29:23Yes! No!
29:24I mean, finally!
29:25Hi, girls!
29:29What happened to you two?
29:31Don't be so modest, Barbie.
29:33You know you invented this look.
29:35And it's taken the world by storm.
29:37Trashin' fashion.
29:39Oh, look, Barbie.
29:41I love her look.
29:44You people walk wacko?
29:45Check this out.
29:46Give me that.
29:50Hey, what about this?
29:53She's wearing it wrong.
29:55Get it.
29:56No good.
29:57Oh, I give up.
30:00Genius.
30:01Talk about a daring, cutting-edge look.
30:04Snaps to you, Raquel.
30:07It is different.
30:08Barbie likes it.
30:09It's better lighting over here.
30:11I do kinda like it now.
30:12It's all in the soup, people.
30:14Check it out.
30:17Easy, folks.
30:18You'll all get your turn to be souped up.
30:22Ken?
30:23Relax, Barbie.
30:25It's just a concussion-induced dream.
30:28Ken, this isn't a dream.
30:41Mail's here.
30:44Fan mail, gala invites, marriage proposals.
30:50I heard the squeal.
30:51Is that it?
30:53My driver's license!
30:55License?
30:56How is it that you don't have your license?
30:58Aren't you a race car driver?
30:59You know, I've had so many careers, it's hard to keep track of all 135 of them.
31:05And counting.
31:07Hello?
31:08We heard the squeal.
31:09Did you get it?
31:11Can you drive Teresa and me to the beach?
31:13The forecast calls for sunny with a chance of a whole lot of cute guys.
31:17I have my license, but the truth is, I never learned how to drive.
31:21I heard the squeal.
31:22I'll call you later.
31:23So, where is it?
31:29You've been waiting a long time for this.
31:31So, I wanted to give you something for this special occasion.
31:35It's gorgeous!
31:40Some assembly required.
31:45Okay.
31:46Barbie, does this look like a schlond poofa to you?
31:49All done!
31:50All done!
31:52Do I mind that Barbie showed me up putting that car together?
31:55Nope.
31:56Doesn't bother me a bit.
31:58Besides, can she do this?
32:00Cock-a-doodle-doo!
32:02Now for a quick check of the mirrors, and we're ready to go.
32:08Is this how you do it?
32:14I don't know what I was so worried about.
32:21I'll never learn to drive.
32:24That darn schlond poofa.
32:26Be right back, babe.
32:32To the beach!
32:33Well, I'm still not very good at this whole driving thing.
32:36Twelve-footers have been spotted at Point Doom!
32:38And there's some really big waves, too.
32:45Barbie!
32:46Wait up!
32:48I'm terrified!
32:49And loving it!
32:54Barbie!
32:55Wait!
32:59What in the world?
33:01Wait!
33:03You can go now.
33:04I can't.
33:06Oh, we're here.
33:09Thanks for the driving lesson, Ken.
33:11Maybe he could teach me how to drive.
33:12Weren't you a race car driver?
33:16Ah, here we go.
33:20Hup!
33:28Warning. Objects in the mirror may be handsomer than they appear.
33:37Schlond poofa.
33:45Girl, without you I'm nothing.
33:49You're my touch of class.
33:52Yeah.
33:54I'm your sports car, baby.
33:57And you give me gas.
34:05Cut!
34:06Teresa!
34:07Sorry, but that's, like, really funny.
34:09You're a genius with lyrics, Ryan.
34:11Hey, I'm supposed to have a part in this.
34:13I didn't come here to just stand around doing nothing.
34:15Fine. While I'm sweeping Barbie off her feet, you can be, well, sweeping.
34:22Shooting music videos is usually a blast.
34:25But we don't exactly have an A-list director this time.
34:28Unless A stands for annoying.
34:32Action!
34:35Girl, without you I'm nothing.
34:39You're my touch of class.
34:42Yeah.
34:44Your hands and mine, baby.
34:46Plastic on plastic.
34:53Sure feels fine.
34:57Ooh, plastic on plastic.
35:01Ooh, it sure feels fine.
35:07Cut!
35:08What?
35:09And baby, you won my heart.
35:13And that means all of me.
35:16Cause, honey, this is one doll that ain't sold separately.
35:24Cut!
35:25What do you think you're doing?
35:26I saw some dirt on the floor.
35:28So as for my dressing room, I have a few teensy requests.
35:32I'm not picky.
35:33The eye sculpture of me doesn't have to be life-sized.
35:36But I should be on a horse.
35:38She gets a dressing room?
35:39I had to change in my car!
35:41I never would have shown up if I'd have known it was just an excuse for pretty boy here to flirt with my girl.
35:47No eye sculpture, no Raquel!
35:49You're kidding! You're kidding!
35:51Quiet on the set!
35:54We're going to do this video, and we're going to do it right.
35:58How does she do that thing with the spotlight?
36:00Uh, she's Barbie.
36:02Okay, here's how it's going down. Raquel and Nikki...
36:09No, I ain't sold separately.
36:17Awesome!
36:18Now that's how you shoot a video.
36:20Girl, it was tight.
36:22Nice job, Barbie. I am so proud of you.
36:25Hey, where's Raquel?
36:27Oh, she's just being a diva. Says she won't come down from the chandelier unless she gets more screen time.
36:32Barbie, I'm ready for...
36:35Barbie!
36:38My close-up!
36:44Hey, Ken.
36:46We're going to hit the mall to shop for Barbie's birthday. Want to come?
36:49I've been preparing for a year already.
36:51Luckily, I found the perfect gift.
36:54It's a rare, exclusive, limited edition charm bracelet.
37:02Yeah, that's good enough for Barbie.
37:04Ken, Barbie's the girl who has everything. You can't just give her a charm bracelet.
37:11Pile in, ladies. We're going to the mall.
37:14So how old is Barbie, anyway?
37:17Good question. I know she was a doctor.
37:20And you gotta go to school for at least 11 years for that, which would make her...
37:24No way!
37:27Ken!
37:32How old is Barbie?
37:34Well, she ran for president. And you gotta be at least 35.
37:37So that means she's... Wait, let me see.
37:39Plus four, carry the two...
37:47Wait, what am I adding?
37:51A yogurt maker!
37:53Thanks, Teresa!
37:55Wait, I know that look! Don't tell me you already have one!
38:02And now I've got a lifetime supply!
38:05A breakfast-in-bed tray table!
38:08Oh, no, no, no! It's not just breakfast!
38:10This one serves up goodies 24-7.
38:12Wow, Nikki, that's really thoughtful.
38:15But...
38:16Even I know she's already got one of those.
38:20Barbie, you're officially impossible to buy for.
38:23All it takes is a little imagination.
38:26Can't say you've already got one of these babies.
38:29No, not just one.
38:32You give me one every birthday.
38:37That's a closet full of handsome.
38:39Well, I spared no expense with my gift.
38:42A mirror?
38:43Isn't that the free mirror you get when you buy the $600 makeup set?
38:47Told you I spared no expense.
38:49Thanks, Raquel.
38:50Now I know you don't have one of these.
38:54You know how shoes always get sucked up when you vacuum?
38:57Well, problem solved!
39:04Ken, we have central shoe vacuuming, remember?
39:09It's true, Barbie! You already have everything!
39:12Hey, Ken!
39:14Really? I thought you said she wouldn't like it.
39:17Here, Barbie. I know it's not much, but...
39:20A charm bracelet! I love it! And I've always wanted one!
39:27You're the best, most thoughtful boyfriend a girl could ask for.
39:32Thanks, Barbie.
39:33But you know, there's one thing everybody's been wondering about all day.
39:39What's that?
39:40How old are you, anyway?
39:41Well, today I'm a...
39:48Adorbs! That would look sick with my... everything.
39:54I bet it would look even better with a ginormous zipper.
39:58Or, I know! High-heeled boots and a pair of sparkly dangling earrings!
40:03You should open up your own boutique, Barbie!
40:06I'd totally buy whatever you're selling, even if I already own it.
40:09Why not open my own store? It'll be pink and perf and...
40:14It's like it was waiting for us!
40:17It's fate!
40:18As if anyone can open a boutique. It's a crazy idea.
40:21It's a brilliant idea.
40:23Why didn't I think of it?
40:25Okay, there. I just did. I'll open my own boutique, too.
40:29Well, I gotta go... do... some stuff... elsewhere. Bye!
40:36Think bold, think big, think... better than Barbie!
40:40What's better than Barbie?
40:41Ryan, I want my store filled with stuff girls find irresistible!
40:45Irresistible! Get on it!
40:47Filled with stuff girls find irresistible. Got it.
40:50And what are you gonna do?
40:52I'll be formulating a business plan and conducting market research.
40:55You're gonna go spy on Barbie.
40:56I'm gonna go spy on Barbie.
41:15Business a little slow, huh?
41:22It is opening day. I can't expect a crowd of customers to rush in and...
41:30What a crowd!
41:35Raquel, try on anything you like.
41:38May as well see what not to wear.
41:41Ooh!
41:42I mean, eww!
41:44This is the hottest thing I've ever worn!
41:48I'm gonna send a quick pic to Ryan so he can steal the design for my store!
41:53I just took this for a laugh.
41:56And sent it to everyone on my contact list!
42:02Oh dear, hang on!
42:05Okay, people. Listen up.
42:07You've seen the lame-a-thon store.
42:09Now come check out a cutting-edge fashion palace.
42:14Prepare to be dazzled!
42:18Why? What?
42:20You wanted your product to be irresistible.
42:22Check out this official me-brand picnic hamper.
42:25You just ruined my designer shirt!
42:29To the boutique!
42:31See? Not only is fashion super fun, it helps a friend in need.
42:36Cool, sis. You look almost as good as Barbie.
42:44Does it come in black?