God Shave The Queens S01E08 (2020)
Transcript
00:00Secret Santa, apparently I'm the only one here for rehearsal.
00:16This is Manchester, this is my home, and it's not my first time on this stage.
00:23No, I've played the palace many times, just like life.
00:27It's a new, another coming for me.
00:29Last day of the tour, got a flight home tomorrow, very excited.
00:33Also very excited to get drunk tonight, also very excited for the show tonight,
00:37also very excited for Christmas and Secret Santa that we're just about to do.
00:41Hopefully no one gets me shit presents because I'm not very good at acting,
00:44so I'll be like, oh my gosh Kate, thank you so much.
00:48We're just about to do Secret Santa, just to sign off, I have to say.
00:52Sayonara everybody, I love you, I love you.
00:55To be honest, it's probably going to be the last time we're all going to be together as a tent for a long time.
01:00It's the final show.
01:02It's been really amazing, like so much fun, and now it's going to end,
01:05and that's really sad, I am like fuck off tired.
01:08Y'all better get ready tonight, because it's the final night.
01:11This is the final night.
01:13The hands, yes, all the choreography last night.
01:17Davina, please stay where you are.
01:19And when you exit stage, it's always this.
01:23Where the fuck did she go?
01:25I just left her in the shop, and she said, I know the routine.
01:28In the shop?
01:29She said what?
01:31She said I know the routine.
01:33Okay, fair, fair enough.
01:34She'll just do Santa.
01:36At this point, if you don't know the routine, well doll, you made it.
01:40Y'all, do y'all want to give them out?
01:42Alissa be Santa.
01:44Sit down, I'll pass them out.
01:46Okay, this one is for Vivian.
01:48To John.
01:51That's for Davina.
01:53It says granny.
01:54That's for granny.
01:56Sorry, I'm late again.
01:58Scary cat.
01:59Thank you.
02:01You missed roll call, but that's all right.
02:03I'm sorry, Miss Alissa.
02:04To you a ho.
02:06To Ricardo.
02:07You are a ho, that's right.
02:09Geo.
02:11Geo Andra.
02:12All right, Leo Lou.
02:15Whoa.
02:17If I got a package like that at my house, I would evacuate the house.
02:20I want my treat.
02:21Gothi.
02:22To Gothi.
02:24Do something.
02:25Okay.
02:27This is for Nicholas.
02:29Who did we miss?
02:30Cheryl.
02:31Okay, so Maga had Cheryl obviously.
02:34You can open Maga's.
02:35Yeah, I'll open Maga's.
02:37Yeah.
02:39Okay.
02:41Is this the same thing?
02:43Oh.
02:45Oh.
02:47This is mine.
02:49Thank you so much.
02:52This is beautiful.
02:55Oh, my gosh.
02:57I just know you have a wedding, so I was like, I'm not going to buy her anything.
03:00Now I don't feel too bad about buying her that.
03:03Oh, what's this?
03:06Oh.
03:08That is her.
03:11Oh, that's cute.
03:14I want that.
03:16Oh, my gosh.
03:18Oh, my gosh.
03:21Oh, my gosh.
03:23Fuck me.
03:25I got a prop ring.
03:27I have two.
03:29Oh, my gosh.
03:31Oh, my gosh.
03:33A new track kit.
03:35Oh, my gosh.
03:38One.
03:40Two.
03:46I mean, I'm going to cough that out.
03:49It was there when I bought part of it.
03:51Oh, you didn't actually make it?
03:52Thank God.
03:58Oh, my gosh.
04:01I don't know.
04:03Oh.
04:06What are you doing?
04:08Oh.
04:11Oh, God.
04:14Wait.
04:18You got the whole package.
04:20Those veins.
04:22This is a club.
04:24And that I don't understand.
04:27Shall I say what bag I got?
04:28Yeah.
04:29Bag I got.
04:31Oh, wow.
04:32A ball of pink gin.
04:35And Cheryl got...
04:37Nantos.
04:47Thank you.
04:49So awesome.
04:55So much fun.
04:57Can you believe that she got me a Vivienne Westwood necklace?
05:01This is so beautiful.
05:03This is what I think to wear to my dance class.
05:06Let's do the finale sushi.
05:08Roll out the red carpet.
05:10Because royalty is here.
05:12MUSIC PLAYS
05:34What are we doing?
05:35Getting Reddit.
05:36Do you want to see?
05:37Might wear that on stage tonight.
05:39For the girls.
05:42Here she is.
05:44Literally got stuck in Louis Vuitton.
05:46I only banked in Louis Vuitton.
05:47All I wanted was a wallet and a bag.
05:53It's all Babby girl stuff, sorry.
06:00Anywhere we are in the world, we can phone each other.
06:03Look.
06:04All Babby phones.
06:06Right, which one?
06:08I'll take the little pink one.
06:10Anywhere in the world, we can talk to each other.
06:12Look.
06:15Babby, Babby.
06:16Hello, Babby girl.
06:17Oh, Babby girl.
06:18Babby, Babby.
06:19Babby girl.
06:20The signal's a bit shit today.
06:30Well, here we are.
06:31It's the last night.
06:33We made it.
06:34We survived.
06:36The girls made it.
06:38Their official season one tour.
06:40How exciting.
06:42Like, this has really been an exciting adventure.
06:45I think as a group, this cast is very excited because,
06:50well, this is the inaugural, you know,
06:54welcome RuPaul's Drag Race to the UK officially.
06:57It's such an honor that I'm, you know,
06:59not only a part of that,
07:04but I'm living this.
07:06I'm getting to do all this.
07:08I'm getting to travel over here and do what I love to do.
07:11I love the girls' excitement.
07:14The energy is contagious.
07:22This tour has been nothing short of amazing.
07:27Every night, sold out audiences.
07:31And the audiences are so diverse.
07:33Like, last night meeting, you know,
07:35these little kids in the audience,
07:37I just think that's incredible.
07:39I think because I didn't grow up watching drag,
07:44not on television and definitely not live,
07:47to see families here, you know,
07:50moms and dads, grandmas, aunts and uncles
07:53with these children, it's just so powerful.
07:59It really is.
08:01And it just kind of, like,
08:04reminds you that what you do,
08:06it's bigger than just you putting on a wig
08:09and lashes and long nails.
08:12It's important because you're really
08:14touching something and inspiring them
08:16with your work.
08:20So I'm just, I'm like,
08:24I'm over the moon that I get to be here.
08:28I've been a ball backstage every single night
08:30in the rehearsals.
08:32I've been doing this for so long.
08:34At this point, 20 years later,
08:37you've got to just find
08:40that space where you can laugh
08:45and you can have fun and you can enjoy it.
08:49I'm always on time. I'm never late.
08:51It's an actual rule of mine.
08:53Always be on time.
08:55Always be on time.
08:56Know your steps. Know your words.
08:58Where were you for rehearsals today?
09:00Because I fell asleep. Not fell asleep.
09:02I nearly fainted in Gucci.
09:05I fainted in Gucci, so I had to have a glass of water
09:08and sit down.
09:09Melissa gave me $300 towards the wedding.
09:11She said I'm one of the greatest talents
09:13she's ever met.
09:14She said I've never seen a queen sing.
09:17She said she's hardly seen any queens sing.
09:21She said even the singers in America,
09:23they have to lip-sync because the tours
09:25can't do it.
09:26Because at the end of the day,
09:28they might be able to hold a tune,
09:30but you know what I mean?
09:31They're not exactly me, are they?
09:33They can't do the proper stuff,
09:34the belting, the Shirley Basses,
09:36the Pavarottis, the Montserrats.
09:38They can't do that.
09:41Montserrat.
09:42And the directors over there,
09:43some of them can't even direct piss into a bucket.
09:47But over here, yeah.
09:56It's been so much fun.
09:58I think none of us expected the level of craziness
10:02that it was going to be.
10:03What was crazy about the timing?
10:05Tell me what was crazy.
10:06Just the reaction from everybody.
10:09I was just expecting it to come out
10:10and people would be like,
10:11oh, wow, wow.
10:12But they've exceeded every show.
10:15Everybody's been getting crazier, louder,
10:18cheering to the roof.
10:20It's been amazing.
10:21The response has been incredible.
10:24I would have preferred to have been able
10:26to give a better performance, that's all.
10:28I don't feel like I gave people
10:31as good a performance as I would have liked.
10:34You know, that's the only thing.
10:36But such is life, this is how it is.
10:39Deal with it, move on.
10:43It's been such a rollercoaster.
10:44I expected it to be a lot more difficult than it was
10:46and it's just been so much more fun,
10:48apart from something snoring and keeping me awake all night.
10:51Highlights for me,
10:52probably conquering something
10:53that I was so nervous about doing.
10:56I've always hated to dance,
10:57even as a boy going to clubs, I don't dance.
10:59I'll go and chat to someone
11:01or just get really drunk and then go home.
11:03So to get on stage and dancing with everyone
11:06and to have such a positive response
11:08has been so exciting.
11:09Excited for last show.
11:11I am.
11:12Are you?
11:13Yeah.
11:14But are you, though?
11:15But are you?
11:16It's been a good experience, but has it?
11:18Has it, though?
11:19Has it, though?
11:20Has it been a good experience?
11:21Has it been a good experience?
11:22He said, oh, don't know.
11:24I want to retire.
11:26I just want...
11:27I'm going to book a month off
11:28because I want my surgeries to end.
11:30What's having done?
11:31Boobs.
11:32Hair transplant, lipo,
11:34and what it draws.
11:36Yoo-hoo!
11:37Take your divas to the dance floor, please.
11:39Divas.
11:40Oh, is this where we're doing it?
11:41Yep.
11:42How are you?
11:43Have a good day, boys.
11:44Thank you.
11:45Thank you.
11:46Thank you.
11:47Thank you.
11:48Thank you.
11:49Thank you.
11:50How is it?
11:51Oh, my nose is dripping back out.
11:52No, it's just my hair.
11:53How is it going, Ian?
11:54It's going well.
11:55How's your head, Ian?
11:56Baggage here, boss.
11:57I wasn't inspired by it.
11:58It's very cool out there.
11:59It's very cool out there.
12:00I was obviously inspired by much better
12:01because I've got a lot of skills,
12:02and I've got a lot of experience,
12:03and I've got a lot of confidence.
12:04I'm a bit of a...
12:05A bit of a...
12:06I'm a bit of a...
12:07A bit of a...
12:08A bit of a...
12:09A bit of a...
12:10A bit of a...
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12:14A bit of a...
12:15A bit of a...
12:20so it's going to be massive.
12:22MUSIC PLAYS
12:28That's a popular place, yeah?
12:30Oh, it's coming through.
12:32The thing is,
12:34we haven't got a date for Liverpool,
12:36so people want me.
12:38How are you?
12:40Straight down the lens, straight down the lens.
12:42Fabulous, have you lost weight?
12:44It's got a new girl.
12:46Sluts!
12:48Oh, I've got a bottle of sluts!
12:50Is this, is this up to me?
12:52I've got this bottle.
12:54Oh, my God, I've got my own fragrance.
12:56Fuck you, Demi Collins and Kelly Katona.
12:58I want a bottle of sluts for Christmas.
13:00Yeah, I make really good chocolate.
13:02So...
13:06Bye!
13:08Last meet and greet is over for me and Cheryl.
13:10We had a great time.
13:12It's going to be a good show.
13:14It's going to be the best show.
13:16It's going to be the show to end our show!
13:24Oh, here she is.
13:26Every day, she made it.
13:28Where's Megan at?
13:30Has there been an accident?
13:32Very sad.
13:34Very sad.
13:36But also very tired.
13:38She has been to every show.
13:40And it's the same old shit every night.
13:42I'm ready to go to bed.
13:44How do you feel?
13:46I've not been in uni for two weeks.
13:48So...
13:50Probably should sort that out.
14:04Fabric's cutting you up.
14:10I like to be early.
14:12I like to be early.
14:14I prefer to be early than on time.
14:16I don't know, I've always done it.
14:18If people arrive late,
14:20and it messes the day up,
14:22then it's frustrating.
14:24I think drag,
14:26just because we do drag,
14:28it doesn't mean it's different to any other job.
14:30Show up on time, be nice to people, do the job.
14:32Get out of my fucking way!
14:34Challenge!
14:40I decided to wear red hair today,
14:42to look pretty.
14:44This is her Davina DeCampo cosplay.
14:46She's got a red wig and a gold dress.
14:48I came second!
14:50Hairy chest!
14:52They don't see it on stage.
14:54Very crystal.
14:56I'm doing all the greats.
14:58Crystal, Davina.
15:00Davina looks absolutely stunning tonight.
15:02Just painted my face again.
15:04I like the bra.
15:06See, this is what they do to me.
15:08They all go, you look really nice tonight.
15:10Every time they see me.
15:12That's the sign of a good drag queen.
15:14They just improve every time you see them.
15:16They're like a chameleon.
15:18She said this twice this week.
15:20She's running out of nice things to say.
15:22I love her nails tonight.
15:24Super cover it.
15:26Smells like beef and onion hula hoops.
15:28I haven't had beef and onion hula hoops.
15:30I wonder what his name was.
15:36What?
15:38We're moving on.
15:40Moving on swiftly to her disappointing shag.
15:42Anyway...
15:48I've put the dress on the wrong way.
15:50I mean, it probably can't look any worse.
15:52Probably...
15:54It looks the same.
15:56It looks the same either way.
15:58She's having a drama by now.
16:00Let's see.
16:06In this light, you can't see the makeup on her face.
16:08So she looks a little bit like the Chucky doll.
16:14We used to put Ruby in her dresses,
16:16which we made like 20 years before.
16:18Yay!
16:20I'm going to get a round of applause.
16:22Only by me?
16:24This is Crystal.
16:26We're all here.
16:28Hello, you cunts.
16:30I think we're good.
16:32We need Alyssa.
16:54I think we're good.
17:14I think we're good.
17:24Take a bow, ladies.
17:26Take a bow.
17:28Are you guys ready
17:30for the only drag show
17:32tonight?
17:36I love you.
17:44Manchester,
17:46let me introduce to you
17:48your season one
17:50of RuPaul's Drag Race UK cast.
17:52Ruby Kendall.
17:58Taylor Swift.
18:04Jennifer Storrs.
18:08Crystal.
18:12Sophie Ward.
18:16Turnaround.
18:18Turnaround.
18:20Blue-Eyed Ranger.
18:26Taylor Ward.
18:32Battleships.
18:38Sophia DeCampo.
18:44Sophia.
18:48Jennifer Storrs.
18:50Jennifer Storrs.
18:52Jennifer Storrs.
18:54Jennifer Storrs.
18:56Here we go.
18:58Starting over.
19:00You decide.
19:02Change your mind.
19:04Miracles
19:06happen every day.
19:08This is the beginning.
19:10The beginning.
19:12This is the beginning.
19:14Oh my fucking god, it's done!
19:20Thank you so much, love.
19:22Thank you, Alyssa.
19:24It's such a pleasure.
19:26All together, 3, 2, 1.