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Lud, zbunjen, normalan - 181. epizoda (S7E13): https://dai.ly/x91juek (Sledeca epizoda)
Lud, zbunjen, normalan - 179. epizoda (S7E11): https://dai.ly/x91ju4i (Prethodna epizoda)
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00:00You have to be careful with your teeth, they move around a lot.
00:16Oh dear, I brush my teeth so much that they've shrunk by two millimeters.
00:22Don't worry, they're not milky teeth anymore.
00:26And then there's the water.
00:28And for exfoliation, the end before that,
00:30because most bacteria remain in the mouth after brushing,
00:33only the brush, they have to wash the whole mouth.
00:36All right, Marijana.
00:38And when you brush your teeth, go back to bed.
00:40What? So I can go back to bed, huh?
00:42No, go back to prepare for bed.
00:45Faruk, don't let the bed be unprepared when I come back from work.
00:49All right, Marijana.
00:51There, make sure to leave the window open so that the bed is exposed.
00:55All right, Marijana.
00:57That's it.
00:58Come on, Marijana has to go to work now.
01:02Do you want to be a good boy?
01:03I do.
01:04Kiss me, carry me.
01:06Bye.
01:07Lock the door.
01:08I will.
01:10I'm sick and tired of all this commanding.
01:14My mother could command me even more.
01:18Atomic from the right.
01:22It's not love.
01:23We're practicing atomic blows for the weekend.
01:28Barbara, I'm telling you, there's something here.
01:31It's all very suspicious to me.
01:34I'm telling you, there's something here.
01:36It's all very suspicious to me.
01:39All right, please pay attention.
01:41Otherwise, our relationship is a total disaster,
01:43and I would only need this in my life.
01:45Come on.
01:46Barbara.
01:47Yes.
01:48You two were talking.
01:50Extraordinary circumstances had to be kept quiet.
01:53What, something about a girl?
01:55No, an affair.
01:56An affair?
01:57And a rose.
01:58An affair and a rose.
01:59I don't want to get into trouble again.
02:00I'm really suspicious.
02:01There's something here, I'm telling you.
02:03Do you have any proof?
02:04I saw it, I heard it.
02:05I don't have any proof,
02:06but, man, there's something here that stinks.
02:08Something stinks.
02:09Son, you're paranoid,
02:11and you know it's a rose.
02:12It hurt Izet.
02:14Nice, it's all yours.
02:16Look at this street sign.
02:18I can't believe that today in Sarajevo
02:21the main street is called
02:22by the moron and criminal Josip Broz.
02:25What?
02:27What did I say wrong?
02:30You know what?
02:31If I catch him together,
02:32I'm going to crush him.
02:34I'm going to crush him a hundred times,
02:36like a rooster,
02:37like a canary,
02:38like a rabbit.
02:39Good, good, good.
02:41A killer of children's faces.
02:43Where am I going now?
02:44To the hall.
02:45Hey, that's smart of you,
02:46because every professional killer
02:48first goes to the closet to relax,
02:50and then goes to kill.
02:52That's the golden rule
02:53of professional killers number one.
02:57Hey, son Damir, what's up?
02:59Hey, Izet, can I ask you something?
03:01You can.
03:02But answer me honestly.
03:04My dear son,
03:05honesty is one of my
03:07most pronounced virtues.
03:11You and the rose.
03:12What rose?
03:13Izet, don't play dumb.
03:15You don't mean Vlada?
03:16I mean her,
03:17Barbara's mother.
03:18How can you even think
03:21that I can be with her,
03:23my dear son?
03:25She's nothing to me.
03:28Nothing?
03:29I'm sure there's nothing between you two.
03:31I don't have to check.
03:33She hurt me, Marshal,
03:36and I can't get over it.
03:38When I think of her,
03:40I go totally crazy.
03:42I'm crazy, son.
03:43Here it is.
03:44See, now I feel the pressure.
03:46Okay, calm down.
03:47I just hope you're aware
03:49how crazy it would be
03:50if there was something between you two.
03:52Are you listening to me?
03:53Am I speaking to you in Spanish
03:55or in our language?
03:57I'm not with the rose.
03:58It's in our language.
03:59In Croatian, I'm not with the rose.
04:01In Serbian, I'm not with the rose.
04:03In Montenegrin, I'm not with the rose.
04:06Okay, I get it.
04:08I just hope you're honest.
04:10I'm honest, my dear son.
04:12I can't see her.
04:14I hope so.
04:17Hey, Faruk, what's up?
04:21Sorry, son, I have to go.
04:24What is this?
04:26Hurry up.
04:31See you tomorrow.
04:32See you tomorrow.
04:35You're making me nervous.
04:37Who am I going to talk to?
04:39Here, take this.
04:40Go on.
04:41Did he say anything?
04:42Nothing, son.
04:44It's all thanks to you.
04:46You and Miro are the best.
04:48A regular table is half the health.
04:52I doubt it.
04:54I doubt privatization.
05:15Damir!
05:18Damir, son!
05:21Damir!
05:25Come in, the air is clean.
05:27Are you sure he's not here?
05:29My son is at work.
05:32So we don't have the whole apartment just for us?
05:35We do, but you know what?
05:36We'd better go to our room.
05:38You never know who might come in.
05:40Come on.
05:41Come in, son.
05:43It's really boring.
05:44Damir is ruining our lives.
05:46We beat him to a pulp.
05:49He's not here.
05:50He doesn't care about you.
05:51Come here, my cowboy.
05:55Come and take me.
05:58I'm here, my dear.
06:02Four legs, four tits.
06:07I'm sorry to interrupt your western performance,
06:11but this is not going to work.
06:13Damir, son.
06:14You've been playing cowboys and Indians.
06:16You've been playing a bunch of toys.
06:19It's not what you think.
06:21It's just how it looks.
06:22Come on, my dear.
06:23Go home when I tell you nicely.
06:25Go to the dining room.
06:27I need to have a long and important pedagogical conversation with you.
06:30Damir, son, we were just playing a little.
06:32Silence!
06:33Dining room, you, home.
06:35What are you talking about?
06:37Silence!
06:38In front of me!
06:40Boss!
06:42What is it?
06:43Indira!
06:45Look at her!
06:49What's the matter with you?
06:51She came by and said she wanted to see me.
06:53Oh, really?
06:55You look wonderful.
06:57I haven't seen you in a hundred years.
06:58You know how it is.
06:59Work.
07:00Always something.
07:01Yes.
07:02We're running around.
07:03We want coffee.
07:04You know what?
07:05Half a whiskey is more realistic.
07:06You're good.
07:07Thank you.
07:10Bring this and give us two whiskeys.
07:11Right away.
07:12I wished for you.
07:15Not that one.
07:16The one under the desk.
07:18The one above is a bit more important to me.
07:20I know.
07:21I know.
07:22I've been running a cafe for years.
07:24Running?
07:25You don't run anymore?
07:26I'm done with hospitality.
07:28I closed the cafe once and for all.
07:30How is that?
07:31What?
07:32What hospitality?
07:33You don't have the money.
07:35Here, how do you like it?
07:37Thank you.
07:38Here you go.
07:39You see?
07:40You have to follow the trends.
07:42New time, new approach.
07:44And?
07:45What did you find out?
07:46Internet.
07:47Internet?
07:48Yes.
07:49Internet.
07:50I registered a domain.
07:52I opened a website.
07:54Randevu.com.
07:56Don't tell me that.
07:59Here you go.
08:00Is that the one under the desk?
08:01Yes.
08:02Thank you very much.
08:03Leave it to me now.
08:04Cheers.
08:05How does it work?
08:06Tell me.
08:07It works great.
08:08You'll see.
08:09Tell me, what's the password for the wireless here?
08:12I have no idea.
08:13What?
08:14Fine, I have no idea.
08:16The owner of the cafe doesn't know the password for the wireless.
08:19Shut up.
08:20I have no idea.
08:21That's the password.
08:22Why don't you tell me nicely?
08:24I told you nicely.
08:26And?
08:27What's that website called?
08:28Randevu.com.
08:29Yes, Randevu.com.
08:31I deal with the connection between family and soul.
08:33You connect couples?
08:35That's right.
08:36Do you know how many single men and women we have here?
08:41Thousands.
08:42I bought a software, a special software,
08:45that sorts out all those people, all those data,
08:48and connects them to each other without error.
08:53Here, look.
08:54Oh, look at the graphics.
08:56It looks good.
08:57Are you still single?
08:58No.
08:59I am.
09:00Of course you are.
09:01If that software is so good to you,
09:03why didn't you find a soul mate?
09:05Why would I?
09:07I'm the one who chooses my clothes.
09:09I cook.
09:11I don't care.
09:13Look at me.
09:14Who was he?
09:17Well,
09:18my mother told me to come here
09:21and raise my hands in front of men.
09:24Are you still with that guy?
09:26Yes.
09:29You know what?
09:30It's like I have a baby, not a man.
09:34Maria!
09:35Maria!
09:36What happened?
09:37What?
09:38This pigeon made a poop on my socks.
09:42What should I do, Maria?
09:45No, honey.
09:46There's no one here.
09:47They're all alone.
09:48Maria!
09:49Maria!
09:50Coming!
09:52Where are they?
09:53Where are the socks?
09:54They're all alone here.
09:58Maybe they're in the drawer with the socks.
10:03Maria,
10:04look at this.
10:05A full drawer
10:07with socks!
10:08I can't believe it!
10:09I have a chance to win this.
10:12Maria,
10:13I have to go to school.
10:16Bye.
10:17See you tonight.
10:19Bye.
10:22See you much earlier.
10:28Maria,
10:29I forgot my phone.
10:31Thanks.
10:32Bye.
10:33Bye.
10:38Maria,
10:39I forgot my keys.
10:42Thanks, Maria.
10:43Bye.
10:44Bye.
10:51Maria,
10:52I feel like I forgot something,
10:54but I don't know what.
10:56I have a scientist.
10:58Maria,
10:59I really don't know how I'd manage without you.
11:02See?
11:03I won't do this anymore.
11:06I don't care about men.
11:08All men are the same, infantile.
11:11They don't want a wife,
11:13they want a mom.
11:15Mom?
11:16I don't even know what I am anymore.
11:19It's not just that.
11:21We all live in the same community.
11:25I'd better not talk to you.
11:27Talk, talk.
11:28I can't, I'm sorry.
11:29It shocks me,
11:30but I didn't take the pills.
11:32You're right, son,
11:35but you forgot one thing.
11:38What?
11:39I love her.
11:41What does that have to do with anything?
11:43I love Janjitina, too,
11:45but Janjitina is gone.
11:46Gone, period.
11:48What are you talking about, Damir?
11:50You're crazy.
11:51I'm not crazy.
11:53Who in their right mind
11:55can sleep in the closet all day?
11:58I can sleep in the closet,
12:00but I can't sleep in the closet.
12:02I can follow you around,
12:04but I can't sleep with that crazy girl.
12:07She's not crazy.
12:09Maybe she's not crazy,
12:11but she's Barbara's mom,
12:13Deborah's grandma.
12:15Do you realize what kind of problems you're causing me?
12:18Ever since you're with her,
12:20my life has gone crazy.
12:22My dear, you're not thinking.
12:25Think about your heart.
12:27When it comes to you,
12:29you've never chosen your heart.
12:31You've always chosen another organ.
12:34Take this out.
12:36Take this out.
12:38This has to be over with the rose,
12:40right now.
12:41Am I clear enough?
12:43Yes, you are.
12:44You promise?
12:48I promise.
12:51My dear son, you have to know
12:54that I've been alone for years.
12:58I was happy with the rose.
13:01I had a feeling that I needed someone,
13:04that someone loved me.
13:06Find someone who loves you,
13:08and you'll be loved.
13:10Do you think it's easy
13:12to find a soulmate in my years?
13:19All right.
13:21I have to go.
13:23When it comes to family,
13:25I'll make a sacrifice.
13:29I'll tell her today
13:31that everything is over between us.
13:38Why are you looking at me like that?
13:41I don't know.
13:43I feel sorry for him.
13:45Really?
13:46Yes, my son.
13:48It's awkward, him and the rose.
13:51His whole generation is married.
13:54You don't know how much time he has left.
13:57You have to admit that the rose made him happy.
14:00Come on, find someone else to make him happy.
14:03It's easy to find someone else.
14:06I'm younger than him.
14:08How long did it take me to find Marija?
14:10It's not the same.
14:11He didn't look for his wife, he looked for his mother.
14:14What do you mean?
14:15You and Marija.
14:16Everyone sees that you behave like a child
14:19when you're with her.
14:20Me?
14:21No, me.
14:22Think about your relationship with Marija.
14:25Think about it.
14:30No!
14:31No!
14:32That!
14:33Put it down!
14:34Who gave it to you?
14:36Did you give it to him?
14:38What did he want?
14:39He wanted to show you this on his personal income.
14:42Faruk, dear,
14:44hamburger,
14:45unhealthy fats,
14:47pure cholesterol.
14:49And look, please, white bread.
14:51It's terrible.
14:52It's full of carbohydrates.
14:55Death to the blood vessels.
14:57Give me his.
15:00Here you go.
15:01This is for you, darling.
15:04Minerals, vitamins.
15:06To make your belly nice.
15:09Chewy.
15:11And not hard like a stone.
15:13To fill up the toilet.
15:15Waste.
15:17Beer.
15:23Faruk, I won't make the bed myself.
15:26I'll do it now.
15:27No, I'll do it now.
15:28Right now.
15:39Not yet.
15:44Remember,
15:45you wash your clothes in the evening for yourself,
15:48and in the morning for others.
15:50I remember.
15:52Here you go.
15:53Good.
15:55Let's put your ears.
15:56I won't.
15:57I won't, ears.
15:58I won't, Marija, ears.
15:59You've been washing my ears all night.
16:01What do you want?
16:02For them to snap out of my ears?
16:05Tajo.
16:06Hey.
16:07I want my ears to be marble, stone,
16:12or iron,
16:13to ring when they crack in the school.
16:16I don't want them to snap out of my ears.
16:20I don't want to wash my teeth every hour.
16:23My teeth have become thinner by two millimeters, son.
16:26I'm telling you.
16:27Since I was with Marija, I've become totally childish.
16:30Just look at how you dress.
16:32That's not your style.
16:34Purple shirt, see?
16:35Hair like a boy's.
16:38That's right, son.
16:39Every morning she asks me
16:41what I'm going to wear that day across the table.
16:44Dude.
16:45You have to do something urgently.
16:47You have to get your I back.
16:49Actually, your you.
16:52And I'll start right away.
16:54Right away.
16:56Grandpa.
16:57Grandpa, what did she put on me?
16:59Thermo-shirt, thermo-central, Gacko.
17:02I've been dressing up all day.
17:05Hey, guys.
17:06What's up?
17:07Nothing special.
17:08I'm going to follow Izet.
17:10I don't believe him.
17:11And I believe you two have something to talk about.
17:14Bye.
17:15Bye.
17:16Bye.
17:18What does that mean to him?
17:21Marija, you and I have to talk.
17:24I heard it.
17:25He says, and I ask.
17:26What does that mean to him?
17:27It can't go on like this.
17:28It can't.
17:29You treat me like a baby.
17:32Please.
17:33As if I can't live without you.
17:36Love, is that up to me?
17:38You act like you can't live without me.
17:41Yes, yes, you, you.
17:43Like a baby.
17:44You just make fun of me all day.
17:47Marija, my shoes got dirty.
17:49What am I going to do now?
17:50Marija, take off my shirt.
17:51Marija, what am I going to wear?
17:53Marija, where are my socks?
17:55You put on a whole pile of rubber slippers.
17:58Do you think it suits me that you make fun of me so much?
18:01I would be completely different, Marija,
18:04if you put yourself in my shoes.
18:08I would.
18:09Faruk, no one would be happier than me.
18:12Marija, I've matured.
18:15I've grown up.
18:16I'm a serious, responsible man.
18:18And I want you to treat me like that.
18:21Here's your hand.
18:22Here's my hand.
18:23So I'm not your son.
18:25You're not, Faruk.
18:27I'm your lover.
18:29I'm your sex machine.
18:31Prove it.
18:37You'll jump out of the closet and grab her.
18:40In flagranti.
18:42So what?
18:44I told him nicely.
18:45If I catch him with her again...
18:47I'll kill him.
18:49And what about him?
18:50Nothing.
18:51He's at home.
18:52He's pouring hard liquor.
18:53I feel sorry for him, but...
18:55Marija, he's a barbarian.
18:57My life is so complicated without him.
19:01He'll find someone else.
19:04Hey, look.
19:06Indira.
19:07She has an internet page.
19:09Randevu.com
19:11Indira?
19:12Yes, her.
19:13She opened that page...
19:15and there are thousands of registered women and men.
19:18And they're all single.
19:19So she bought a new software...
19:21that connects ideal couples.
19:23Let's try it.
19:25Among those thousands, there must be a suitable woman.
19:28That would be good.
19:29You know what?
19:30If you go out with someone else...
19:32I'll sleep better.
19:34When we're talking about sleeping...
19:36I didn't close my eyes again last night.
19:39Sova, Sova.
19:40Admit it.
19:41You snored last night.
19:42I don't remember.
19:44Me?
19:45How could I?
19:46I was sleeping.
19:47We'll talk about your nocturnal sounds...
19:50at the next housewarming party.
19:54Here it is.
19:55The meal is served.
19:57We'll eat it now.
19:58Hey, Maria.
20:00How are you?
20:01Here you are, Indira.
20:02Congratulations.
20:03Come on.
20:04Sit here.
20:05Turn on that laptop.
20:06Damir is your client.
20:07Come on.
20:08Dr. Fazlinović.
20:09How are you?
20:10Good.
20:11Here he is.
20:12How is it?
20:13Doctor, young man.
20:14Comfortable?
20:15No, no, no.
20:16You don't understand me.
20:17I'm not the client.
20:18My grandfather is the client.
20:20So you have someone.
20:22Well, now...
20:23Indira, one by one.
20:25First, take care of Izet.
20:27Then we'll deal with Damir.
20:29You know?
20:30And listen.
20:31It would be nice...
20:32if that soul for Izet...
20:34that the software will find...
20:36had an apartment.
20:38A small apartment.
20:40The two of them together.
20:41So Izet can move in.
20:44That would be ideal for me.
20:47And for Damir.
20:48And for me.
20:49Come on.
20:50I have to go now.
20:51I have to make dinner later.
20:53Wait, wait, wait.
20:54Wait, wait, wait.
20:55What was the password for the wireless?
20:57I deleted the wireless.
20:59You deleted the wireless?
21:01No, no, you deleted it.
21:02I deleted the wireless.
21:04Wait.
21:05Did you delete the wireless or not?
21:07There it is again.
21:08That password.
21:09I deleted the wireless password.
21:10I have to change the password every day.
21:12My whole neighborhood is on the Internet.
21:14It's terrible.
21:15I don't know how fast it will get through.
21:16I have a map.
21:17Bye.
21:18I deleted the wireless.
21:22The password was deleted.
21:25And that software of yours,
21:26can it really connect people?
21:28Without a doubt.
21:29We just have to answer the questions honestly.
21:32Here.
21:33We'll enter the data of your grandfather.
21:35And you'll see, doctor,
21:36I have a pensioner on the Internet
21:38who was created for him.
21:40Here.
21:41Let's go on.
21:42Name and surname.
21:43Fazlinović.
21:44Izet Fazlinović.
21:45Izet.
21:47I really don't know what I'm going to wear.
21:50That feeling of fashion is dead to me.
21:56Hey!
21:57You know what I could do?
21:59You have that blue shirt.
22:01It would look great on you.
22:03This one.
22:04Sorry.
22:05I don't want to get naked.
22:06I don't want to get naked.
22:08Of course you don't need to get naked.
22:10I know how to dress myself.
22:12I'm not a baby.
22:18Let's see.
22:21What should I take?
22:24Hello, Izet.
22:25What do you have?
22:26There's coconut and shit.
22:28Here's what I have.
22:29Oh, I'm not really in the mood.
22:31Now I'm going to make us a nice dinner,
22:34and then I'll put you in the mood.
22:36I don't want to be in the mood for any dinner.
22:40How far have you come?
22:42My dear Saho,
22:43how can I be in the mood
22:45when my life has lost all meaning?
22:48Love.
22:49Love.
22:50It's not enough to say love.
22:53Everything was so nice and romantic.
22:56Like in a fairy tale.
22:57Then that little Damir comes in
22:59and breaks everything.
23:01He told me everything.
23:03The little joy I had in life,
23:05he shortened it for me.
23:07It was selfish and ungrateful.
23:10Listen.
23:11I have a friend.
23:12Her name is Indira.
23:13She has an internet agency
23:15for connecting couples.
23:17Randevu.com.
23:19While we're talking,
23:21Damir gives her your information.
23:24She guarantees
23:25that in a few days
23:26she'll find the perfect partner for you.
23:29She's very capable
23:31and has a good reputation.
23:33She has to admit
23:34that it's not easy to get rid of.
23:37Why won't people think of
23:40Randevu.com?
23:43Think of it.
23:44Her hand is on her heart.
23:45She's ugly.
23:47She doesn't even have a flat.
23:48I don't know what you saw in her.
23:50Excuse me?
23:52You're right.
23:55This is so exciting.
23:57I'm going out tonight.
23:59I won't do it alone.
24:01Come on, Snaho.
24:02Do it.
24:03I have a job too.
24:05I won't do it alone.
24:07Popovo.
24:09Polje.
24:10Is that what you said?
24:11We have one more question
24:12and we're done.
24:13Political determination.
24:15That's easy.
24:16Do you remember
24:17the flag of the Soviet Union?
24:19The USSR.
24:20It's totally red.
24:21It's even redder than it is.
24:23Bolshevik badges.
24:25That's not good.
24:26That will drastically reduce
24:28the number of suitable female subjects.
24:30But what can we do?
24:31We have to fill out this form.
24:33That's the only way
24:34we'll find a suitable match for your grandfather.
24:37So we write a communist.
24:39That's the best way.
24:41Good.
24:42So that's for your grandfather.
24:46Now let's open a new file.
24:49A new file?
24:51For you.
24:52Come on.
24:53I'm not in it.
24:54Listen, doctor.
24:55I'll open the file
24:56and you don't have to pay
24:58if I don't find a suitable person.
25:00I'll find you a partner
25:02like a plane.
25:04A young plane.
25:08What is it?
25:09Nothing.
25:10I don't know.
25:11Who trained you?
25:14Did I dress up well?
25:16You did.
25:17Like for a carnival.
25:19Your sandals are good.
25:20Right?
25:21Yeah.
25:22They're good.
25:23They are.
25:24Hey, Faruk.
25:25How are you?
25:29Indira?
25:32I'm a little hot.
25:35I'm going to dress up for the summer collection.
25:40You know my father?
25:42Long story.
25:43Let's finish your form.
25:46Where are we?
25:47Wait, wait.
25:48Here it is.
25:49Hobby.
25:54Excuse me.
25:56I don't understand.
25:58How so fast?
25:59Yes.
26:00He said he only needs a day or two.
26:02But I gave you the data for the collection yesterday
26:05and today you say you have the perfect woman for him.
26:08That's right.
26:09I came to your grandfather to introduce him to her.
26:12It was an incredible case.
26:14Incredible case?
26:16When our software shows a 70% match between a man and a woman,
26:21we think that man and woman are an ideal couple.
26:25You won't believe it.
26:27We found a lady for your grandfather
26:29with a 98% match.
26:33Incredible.
26:34Wait.
26:35Wait.
26:36That means she's the same as him?
26:38They're an ideal couple.
26:4098%.
26:42That's crazy.
26:44Wait.
26:45Are you sure that's it?
26:46There's no mistake, Dr. Fazlinović.
26:48The computer isn't wrong.
26:49Those are 1's and 0's.
26:51I assure you that we found the soul of your grandfather.
26:55Come on.
26:56I hope so.
26:58Excuse me.
26:59I'm in a hurry.
27:00Wait, wait.
27:01Let me introduce you.
27:02This is Mrs. Indira.
27:04She has wonderful news for you.
27:06For me?
27:07Yes.
27:08I'm glad, Mr. Izet.
27:10I know so much about you.
27:13I feel like I've known you for years.
27:15Really?
27:16I don't know where you're from.
27:17Grandpa.
27:18Mrs. Indira has arranged a date for you.
27:21What date?
27:23With a woman who is absolutely your soul mate.
27:26My lady, there's nothing like that.
27:29When I like a woman,
27:31I want her to marry me.
27:33Let her do that.
27:34I won't do it this time.
27:35I promise you that if you like this lady,
27:38I won't get married to her.
27:39I give you my word.
27:41I don't know.
27:43If you give me your word,
27:45we could try.
27:47Of course.
27:48Put on your best clothes and let's go.
27:51The lady just hasn't arrived yet.
27:53Grandpa.
27:54Here are the figs.
27:56I have nothing to lose.
27:58But to be honest,
28:00I don't believe in a date over the internet.
28:03I'll accept anything,
28:05but this has come to me
28:07a long time ago.
28:09It's like he's depressed.
28:12Don't worry.
28:14The more he drinks,
28:16the more he gets depressed.
28:19Tell me,
28:21how are we doing?
28:24We're working on it.
28:27But nothing yet.
28:29But there will be a date.
28:32Trust me.
28:33I'm sure of it.
28:36Where are the underwears?
28:39They were here.
28:55Look, here it is.
28:57Who says I can't find things on my own?
29:00Of course you can.
29:07Wait, maybe you could wash...
29:09Oops, sorry.
29:10I didn't say anything.
29:12What?
29:13Wash?
29:14I don't know, Faruk.
29:15Whatever you think is right.
29:16When did I wash it?
29:18This morning?
29:19Last night?
29:20You'll remember.
29:23I should wash it.
29:25I'll go get it.
29:38I forgot.
29:41Now you know where the underwears are.
29:45I can't believe it.
29:49Hello.
29:50What are you two doing together?
29:53Hello, Damir.
29:54Son Damir.
29:56Let go of me.
29:58Why aren't you with the lady Indira told you about?
30:01I am.
30:02What do you mean?
30:04You can't believe it, son Damir.
30:07The computer broke down.
30:09It's not working.
30:11You can't believe it, son Damir.
30:13The computer threw me and Ruža out.
30:17Like an ideal couple.
30:1998%
30:21We're a perfect match.
30:24Like they were made for each other.
30:26No, no, no.
30:27How?
30:28How is that possible?
30:29I knew that even without this computer.
30:32Imagine.
30:33I accidentally went to that website,
30:36filled in the data,
30:38and bingo,
30:39we found the perfect partner.
30:40I was shocked when I saw that it was your grandfather.
30:43Thank God he's still alive.
30:46I'm sorry, my friend Marshal.
30:48Sorry.
30:49This is pure madness.
30:50Where is she?
30:51Don't worry, my dear son.
30:54It's not good for your health.
30:59Mrs. Indira,
31:00I think we have a big problem.
31:02Hey, Damir.
31:03It's good you came.
31:05Did you see that pigeon over there?
31:08They're so in love.
31:10It's like they've known each other for years.
31:12They don't let go of each other's hands.
31:14They're so sweet.
31:16I'm so jealous when I see them together.
31:18Tell me, my dear.
31:20The software just threw a match for you.
31:23We found the perfect partner for you, doctor.
31:26Come on.
31:27Your computer found the perfect woman for me.
31:29That's right.
31:30This lady is made for you.
31:33What if that lady's name is not Barbara?
31:36Where are you?
31:37How do you know?
31:38It all depends on you.
31:40Mala, give me a double.
31:42A man should have hands.
31:46Like an orangutan.
31:50I can't.
31:51Maria!
31:55I was just passing by.
31:57I hear you're calling me.
32:00What?
32:06He's taking a bath, Faru.
32:12When you take a bath, go to your room.
32:14I put a clean pyjama on your bed.
32:16Put it on.
32:17Okay, Maria.
32:18While you put on your pyjama,
32:20I'll go to the kitchen and make you dinner.
32:22Okay.
32:23Give me a double.
32:27Here.
32:28Here.
32:39Let's go to the bathroom.
32:41Do you want to say that Izet and that Mrs. Rose
32:45have known each other before?
32:47Not that they know each other.
32:48Both of them.
32:49That.
32:50Then...
32:51That.
32:52And then...
32:54That.
32:55How is that possible?
32:56What a coincidence!
32:58You tell me.
32:59How is it possible that out of 10,000 people
33:01in your database,
33:02both of them get each other?
33:04What are the chances of that?
33:05Minimal.
33:06Mathematically speaking, minimal.
33:08That's it.
33:09But something smells fishy.
33:11Something smells fishy, but I don't know what.
33:14And in the end,
33:15Barbara and I, come on, it's impossible.
33:17Wait, you mean you've known Barbara before?
33:22My little mouse.
33:24I told you she'd fall for it.
33:27I didn't even doubt it.
33:28As soon as you called me,
33:29I knew everything would turn out well.
33:31Quiet.
33:32This is really exciting for me.
33:35I'm not going to set up the dinner myself.
33:38Come on, Snaho.
33:40Come on, set it up.
33:41I have some work to do, too.
33:44I'm going to set you up.
33:47All of you have set me up.
33:50But you don't know yet
33:53who the real Fazlinović is.
33:56You'll find out.
33:59Hello?
34:00Ruza?
34:01Listen, it's urgent.
34:03Take the pen and write.
34:05I didn't overdo it when I reported
34:07to Barbara and gave her all the same information
34:09as for Damir.
34:10You didn't overdo it.
34:12They deserve it,
34:14so we can have fun with them.
34:18Ruza?
34:19How?
34:20How did she do it?
34:23How?
34:26I'm telling you,
34:28I washed my teeth!
34:31Faruk, don't lie.
34:33Your nose is like Pinocchio's.
34:35Make a bath and brush your teeth.
34:38Who are you?
34:39You look like a dentist.
34:49Get rid of all that,
34:53breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
34:57I know, but I have to go to school.
35:01I mean, I have to edit.
35:03Then hurry up.
35:05Come on.
35:07Edit, Faruk.
35:13Damir, son, what's up?
35:16Are you here for coffee?
35:19Here's grandpa on horseback.
35:24Go back a bit,
35:26you'll oversleep.
35:30Come in, my dear.
35:32Thank you.
35:33Have a seat.
35:35Get undressed, lie down.
35:37Should I lie down?
35:38Have a seat.
35:39I mean, it's Lapsus.
35:41Thank you.
35:43Where's the guy I have a date with?
35:47What do you mean?
35:49I found out on the Internet
35:51that my ideal partner lives here.
35:54Yes, that's me.
35:57I don't understand.
35:59It said on the Internet
36:01that guy has a lot of hair.
36:03Yes, my dear, I have a lot of hair,
36:06I'm just resting a bit.
36:09I have to go.
36:11I'm sorry, Faruk.
36:13I'll just put this back.
36:15I have a lot of hair,
36:17I'm just resting a bit.
36:20A lot of hair,
36:22it can't be more than that.
36:25What about the age?
36:27What about the age, my dear?
36:29It also said that you're in your best years.
36:32I am in my best years.
36:35In fact, in about ten years
36:37I'll be in even better years than now.
36:40But I really have to go.
36:42I think this is a mistake.
36:44But my dear, stay.
36:46No, no, no.
36:48Just stay.
36:50See, Faruk, don't laugh.
36:53Sit here.
36:55Let's go.
36:57Faruk, you can't do this
36:59with these amateurs.
37:01See?
37:03Don't, please.
37:05Let's go.
37:07In fact, in about ten years
37:09I'll be in even better years than now.
37:13I'm sorry, but I think this is a mistake.
37:16My dear, stay.
37:18Stay.
37:20Please, stay.
37:22I don't know where the problem is.
37:26It's better that I look over there
37:29because the audience saw that she went there.
37:32It's normal to turn around
37:34rather than go forward
37:36I think this is a mistake.
38:06I think this is a mistake.