Lud, zbunjen, normalan - 162. epizoda (S6E18)
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00:00And I'm not going to let you go.
00:02I'm not going to let you go.
00:04I'm not going to let you go.
00:06I'm not going to let you go.
00:08I'm not going to let you go.
00:10And why are you so upset?
00:12You're right, Kufa, my life is empty.
00:14I can't find a woman.
00:16Tell me, have you had a lot of women in your life?
00:18Don't ask me that.
00:19Tell me, how many have you had?
00:20Let me think.
00:24One.
00:25Sorry, I have to answer.
00:26Hello?
00:27Red Circle?
00:28Okay, we'll be right there.
00:30What, he's calling us downstairs?
00:32Yes, he says we have to be on camera all the time
00:34because he keeps calling us,
00:36so he spends a lot of cell phones, and what do I know.
00:38Kufa, tell me, when you said you had a woman,
00:40did you mean this week,
00:42this month, or your whole life?
00:44The third one, mentor, the third one.
00:46Oh, I found someone to consult with.
00:50Look, son.
00:52We have a millimeter,
00:54a centimeter,
00:56a decimeter, and a meter.
00:58I'm counting.
00:59Great.
01:00And now, bigger than a meter is what?
01:04A meter and a half.
01:06You didn't listen to me.
01:09A bigger unit than a meter is a kilometer.
01:13That's stupid. A kilo is a measure of weight.
01:15How can a kilometer be a measure of length?
01:17I'm not counting.
01:22Because a kilometer
01:25is a unit of length.
01:27Did you hear about the mill?
01:29I thought it was a measure of money.
01:31A mill is a thousand marks.
01:33Stop!
01:34Cut!
01:35The little actor was great.
01:37Barbara, congratulations!
01:39We'll get through this.
01:41Am I done for today?
01:42You're done for today, everyone's done.
01:44We'll continue tomorrow.
01:46Wait, Faruk, scene 48?
01:48We can't do that, Burek.
01:49We have to first find out who's playing this Belgrade girl.
01:52Yes, that's the first scene where we have a new actress.
01:55Burek, it would be great if she was an actress from Belgrade.
02:00We'd get an authenticity.
02:03And we'd get someone who can bake well.
02:08See?
02:09While I was dreaming about that series,
02:11I imagined that Persida Janković.
02:13Who's that?
02:14Persida Janković.
02:15She's popular in Belgrade now.
02:18Really?
02:19Yes.
02:20I've never heard of her.
02:21Can you get her on the phone?
02:23I know her, I could call her now.
02:25Call her.
02:26And if you can trick her into playing djaba,
02:28that would be great.
02:30Bravo.
02:31And I'll call this guy from the company,
02:33so he doesn't pay us anything.
02:34That's what I'm saying.
02:35I have a lot of work to do.
02:36Okay, you too.
02:37Don't overdo it.
02:38A lot of work.
02:39Don't let it get to you.
02:43What is it, mentor?
02:44What is it that you have a lot of work to do?
02:46I'm talking about the coffee.
02:47I have nothing.
02:48No wife, no kids, nothing.
02:50My life now is just a house, a job and a djama.
02:53Well, the same as mine.
02:55I'm still on the list and I don't have a djama.
02:57I'm not as unoccupied as you are.
02:59Mentor, you fell into a well,
03:01and you come out here only to see Marija.
03:03You come out only to see Marija.
03:05And do I have a life?
03:06Do I have a girl?
03:07I don't see.
03:08There, you see.
03:09You have to change the coffee shop a little.
03:11There are a million coffeeshops in Sarajevo.
03:13You have to mingle a little.
03:16I don't have a girl either.
03:18You can go to a million coffeeshops,
03:21but you won't find a girl.
03:23Hey, Rukfaša, let me ask you.
03:25Which girl do you like?
03:27What do you mean?
03:28Yes.
03:29Well, I like the blue ones,
03:32the thin ones.
03:34I like the black ones.
03:36And you, Kufa?
03:37I need the majority.
03:39I'm not picky.
03:40Tell me, dear.
03:42What is it?
03:43Did you hear that from Persido?
03:44She agreed.
03:45She's coming by plane tomorrow.
03:46Super!
03:47So, one problem less.
03:49Let me ask you.
03:50This actress,
03:51is it the blue one or the black one?
03:53The black one, Gara.
03:55Why?
03:56Here.
04:16Is it madness or joy?
04:21Is it like a child,
04:23all the way to the sixties?
04:27Madness, madness, madness,
04:29madness is normal.
04:31Madness, madness, madness,
04:32madness is normal.
04:34Everywhere around me,
04:35music and women.
04:40Every time I play,
04:41I feel like I'm studying.
04:46My questions are torturing me,
04:47they're pulling me out of the case.
04:52Problems have been solved,
04:54but there's no solution.
04:59Madness, madness, madness,
05:00madness is normal.
05:02Madness, madness, madness,
05:03madness is normal.
05:05What do you mean?
05:11Wow, this Sarajevo is so big.
05:14A real metropolis.
05:16Sarajevo is big to you?
05:17Yes, it's a metropolis.
05:19Come on, shut up,
05:20if the city is bigger than Pristina,
05:21it's a metropolis.
05:23What are you looking for on that map?
05:25Marija, where is this
05:27Latin Chupria?
05:29I'll tell you now.
05:31Here it is.
05:33Here.
05:34That's a bridge.
05:36No, it's a tunnel.
05:37They just call it Chupria.
05:39A bridge?
05:41What's that?
05:42Faruk told me
05:43there are some good nightclubs,
05:45so I'm going to change the bar.
05:47Faruk, why are you hitting me with a spoon?
05:50Marija, why is it called Latin Chupria?
05:52Why were the Romans built?
05:54The whole quarter is called Latin Quarter.
05:57The whole quarter was built by the Romans.
06:00Not the Romans, the Croats.
06:02A lot of Croats lived here,
06:04so the people called the quarter Latin.
06:06I see.
06:08Latin and Croats.
06:10You say something. Thank God.
06:13Yes, Persida.
06:15Do I see her well?
06:17Is Persida Janković here?
06:20Good afternoon.
06:21Excuse me,
06:22I would like to see Mr. Bahro.
06:24Yes.
06:26Bahro Burik.
06:28Persida.
06:29Yes.
06:30Janković.
06:32You're alive.
06:33What an honor.
06:35Thank you. I'm glad.
06:37I'm Marija,
06:38and all this around you is my humble abode.
06:41I'm Mentor.
06:43All around us is not my abode.
06:45I've seen everything.
06:47Everything you've ever filmed,
06:49several times, and again.
06:51I'm really glad.
06:53Is Burik here?
06:54I don't know.
06:55I mean, he didn't come here today.
06:57Mentor, do you know where Burik is?
07:00Hey, incredible.
07:02What do you look like?
07:04You look like Monika.
07:06Monika?
07:07Yes, Monika Lewinsky.
07:08She's the best woman in the world.
07:10And you look like Bill Clinton.
07:13You're just a little darker.
07:15Do you want to bet on me?
07:20I can drink first,
07:22and then decide.
07:24Why?
07:25Can I have a lemonade?
07:28I hate paying these bills.
07:31Mobile, huh?
07:32Yes.
07:33Now you'll see.
07:34I guarantee 100 marks.
07:36Huh?
07:37Is it worth it?
07:41320 marks.
07:43Dude, that's a lot.
07:45Who did you get that much money from?
07:47No one.
07:48Actually, I know who.
07:49With Mentor and Kufet.
07:51They sit in the studio all day,
07:53and I have to call them a thousand times a day.
07:57I think I have a solution to your problem.
07:59Wait.
08:00What?
08:01Baby boom.
08:02Son, you're screwed.
08:04Why, Bolan?
08:05All that's left is when he was a baby.
08:07Wait a second.
08:09Here it is.
08:11Look at this.
08:12Nice.
08:14You plug this into the studio,
08:16and this one into Sanremo,
08:18and you have free communication 24 hours a day.
08:22Son, this is not a bad idea at all.
08:24This is a great idea.
08:26I told you.
08:27I heard Persida Janković is playing for you.
08:29Yes.
08:30He's coming today by plane from Belgrade.
08:32You're right.
08:33She's a hit in Serbia.
08:34I'm the director.
08:35I'm the only one who didn't hear about her.
08:37But if that's the case,
08:38we'll sell the series in Serbia.
08:44Hello?
08:47Inspector Murga.
08:48Who's in jail?
08:51What's in jail?
08:53Since when?
08:55Okay, thanks.
08:56You didn't have to call me.
08:58Who's in jail?
08:59Iset.
09:00Again?
09:01Again.
09:02What did he do now?
09:03You won't believe it.
09:04He doesn't look like him at all.
09:06Okay, what did he do?
09:08He beat up a woman.
09:09He beat her up for two days.
09:10And he threw her out like a cat.
09:14Wait, who beat up this woman?
09:17Hey!
09:18Hey!
09:19That Iset of yours is totally crazy.
09:23Mom!
09:24Mom, come in.
09:25He's not here.
09:29I told you.
09:31He beat her up like a cat.
09:37Bersida.
09:39Bersida.
09:40What is it?
09:42Bersida, let me ask you something.
09:44Go ahead.
09:46What's your nationality?
09:48What does that have to do with anything?
09:52I'm from Belgrade, so I'm the only one in jail.
09:55You're crazy.
09:58That's not good.
10:00That's not good at all.
10:05Go ahead.
10:06I don't know what to tell you.
10:08This time, you're crossing the line.
10:10You don't know, son, all the elements.
10:13I was forced to do what I did.
10:17Man, you beat up a woman in the middle of the day like a cat.
10:20And in front of the guards.
10:22I know, son.
10:23I know.
10:24Those were the circumstances.
10:26But you don't know all the details.
10:29Come on.
10:30Enlighten me.
10:31So that I know what is justified to beat up a woman.
10:33Son, dear.
10:34When we started to see each other,
10:37they weren't fights.
10:39They were fairy tales from a fight.
10:43It was a love romance at first sight.
10:54I'm sorry.
11:02Man, you beat up a woman.
11:05I have to tell you everything.
11:07You told me everything.
11:09Don't tell me that you beat up a woman.
11:11Son, dear.
11:12It was all a fairy tale.
11:15Until yesterday.
11:18Oh, look at this sign with the name of the street.
11:22I can't believe that today in Sarajevo
11:24the main street is called
11:26by the moron and criminal Josip Broz.
11:29What?
11:31What did I say wrong?
11:34That was stronger than me.
11:36The hand flew by itself.
11:38Man, without any doubt, you're a crazy man.
11:47You're free to go.
11:49You'll get a call for a trial.
11:51And now you're going home.
11:53Mind in your head.
11:54As far as mind in my head is concerned,
11:56it's going to be a little harder.
11:58One day all the Americans were in prison.
12:02Tito, Moshe, Mendela.
12:07What's wrong with you?
12:09You're so...
12:11Is everything okay?
12:12I don't know, Bersida.
12:14It's not Bersida.
12:16I'm Persida.
12:18Yes, Bersida, I don't know.
12:19Again, Bersida. P-P-Persida.
12:22P-Bersida.
12:23Okay, just call me Sida.
12:25Sida?
12:27That's what my close friends call me.
12:31Tell me, what's the problem?
12:32I don't know, but I think it was all too fast.
12:37Yes, really.
12:40I think things happen too fast.
12:44But it was nice, huh?
12:45Yes, it was nice.
12:46That's why I'm worried that it was nice.
12:49Fuck, you're such a weirdo.
12:51You're worried because it was nice.
12:53Yes.
12:54Yes.
12:59I have to find your burek.
13:02See you tonight.
13:04See you.
13:07I guess.
13:09What do you mean, I guess?
13:11I mean, see you.
13:14Shit.
13:15No, no.
13:16This is not good for me.
13:18This is not good at all.
13:22Where are you, Mentor?
13:23Why are you in your pants?
13:24What do you need to get out of here?
13:26Kufa, please, sit here.
13:28I need someone to open my soul.
13:30What's the problem, friend?
13:31What's wrong with you?
13:32Is everything okay?
13:33It's not okay, I'm in shit.
13:34My shit is special.
13:36Now we're going to take care of it.
13:37I just need to insert this BB phone.
13:39What kind of BB phone is this?
13:40Blue.
13:41Do you see it's blue?
13:42The handyman told me to insert this one here,
13:44and he'll insert another one in the bedroom,
13:46so we'll communicate like this.
13:47We don't need more phones.
13:49Here.
13:51You tell your Kufa
13:53what the fuck is the problem.
13:56Love shit.
13:57Mmm, love shit.
13:59That's my specialty.
14:00Tell me more, my friend.
14:02Kufa, I'm in love to the ear.
14:04Mmm, I understand the problem.
14:06So you love her, and she doesn't fuck you.
14:08It's happened to me several times.
14:10It's not that, she loves me.
14:12She's really ugly,
14:13and it's your fault that you fell in love with her.
14:16That's why you have a problem.
14:17It's happened to me several times.
14:19She's not ugly, man.
14:20She's the one you met in the hallway.
14:22Sida.
14:23That plane?
14:24Yes.
14:25What's the problem, man?
14:27Serbian.
14:28Okay, so?
14:29I'm Albanian.
14:30You're Albanian?
14:31That's the first time I've heard that.
14:32I thought you were from Kosovo.
14:34I'm Albanian from Kosovo.
14:35She's Serbian from Belgrade.
14:37You know, we can't be together.
14:40Kontam, kontam.
14:41That's what you call national non-correspondent.
14:45I don't know what to do, Kufa.
14:47If they find out I'm in love in Kosovo,
14:49in Srkinje,
14:50you'd better kill me right away.
14:52Nationalism, my mentors.
14:54It's a terrible thing.
14:56Look at Damir.
14:57He could work with Nikola Tesla.
15:01Look at his patent.
15:02He could sell this to the Balkan productions.
15:05It would be like halva.
15:06Mom, give me a beer.
15:07Kufa, what should I do?
15:09I'm in deep shit.
15:11Take it easy, mentor.
15:13Vazda has a cure for everything.
15:15Just don't panic.
15:17Wait, the mentor has an illness.
15:19Why does he need a cure?
15:20Kufa, AIDS is the worst thing that could happen to me.
15:24Why did I need AIDS to happen?
15:26Why, Kufa?
15:27AIDS.
15:29Don't say that, friend.
15:31There's always worse than worse.
15:33There's nothing worse than AIDS for me.
15:36Believe me.
15:37The mentor is AIDS.
15:39I'm desperate, Kufa.
15:40I'm desperate.
15:41Why AIDS?
15:42Why does it happen to me?
15:43Why?
15:44It happened, so it happened, friend.
15:46You have to learn to deal with it.
15:48You have to live with it, understand?
15:50How do I deal with it?
15:51Do you know what kind of people are in Pristina?
15:53If they know I have AIDS,
15:54no one will mess with me.
15:56AIDS will come to my head.
15:57Believe me, Kufa.
15:59The mentor has AIDS.
16:02I don't like this.
16:03I haven't heard this before.
16:05I'm your best friend.
16:07I'm sorry, Kufa.
16:09But, Kufa,
16:10if people in Kosovo find out about AIDS,
16:13it's better if it never happens.
16:16And I love him.
16:17I really love him.
16:19What's wrong with you?
16:22Maria, now I know.
16:23You always think it happens to others,
16:26but never to your friends.
16:28What's that?
16:30The mentor has AIDS.
16:32The mentor has AIDS?
16:34AIDS.
16:37I feel sorry for him.
16:39How can that be?
16:41Terrible.
16:44Wait, Faruk.
16:45Take it easy.
16:46I've read.
16:47There are new drugs.
16:48New technology.
16:49You can live with them normally.
16:52You can live long.
16:53They're not that expensive anymore.
16:55Terrible.
16:56I know that,
16:57but the worst thing is that people will avoid it.
17:01They won't want to deal with it.
17:03You know how people are here.
17:05As soon as they hear there's an infection,
17:07they run from it like it's a disease.
17:09Yes.
17:10Everything is primitive, uneducated.
17:12That's it.
17:13And only in Kosovo.
17:14I just heard him over the baby phone.
17:16He says, down there,
17:17no one will even want to greet him.
17:20In Kosovo and here,
17:22people think AIDS is transmitted by sight.
17:24Faruk, as soon as we see him,
17:26we should hug him,
17:29kiss him,
17:31so he doesn't feel isolated.
17:34Yes, you're right.
17:35I'll hug him right away,
17:38kiss him,
17:39and film him if I have to.
17:40You don't have to.
17:41Let him feel that he has friends,
17:43that he has a lot of support.
17:45I know how it is from personal experience
17:47when people avoid it.
17:48You know that?
17:49How do you know that?
17:50I know.
17:51I had it once, a long time ago.
17:53What did you have?
17:54Did you have AIDS?
17:55No, I had chlamydia.
17:58How did you get chlamydia?
18:02A long time ago,
18:03from the beach,
18:06from the guitar,
18:07from the sea,
18:09from the spleen,
18:11sex,
18:12one night,
18:13antibiotics,
18:14in two months.
18:15Oh, yes, yes.
18:16Chlamydia is hard to treat.
18:18It lasts.
18:19It's not a problem of treatment.
18:21The problem is that people avoid you,
18:23they run away from you,
18:24as if you were lost.
18:25Oh, that old hag, Vala.
18:27Did your mother ever yell at you?
18:30Did she ever tell you?
18:31Never.
18:32And if I yelled at her,
18:34I would suffocate.
18:35I don't hate people
18:37who know they have an infection,
18:39and sleep with other people.
18:41It's all for the win.
18:42Mom, I know he's an idiot,
18:44but you have to let your guard down.
18:46Don't mind him.
18:47Look what he did to me.
18:49That man is crazy.
18:50Darling, Punica,
18:51that's nothing new.
18:52I mean, you two,
18:53how could you not mention me?
18:55What a stupid thing to say.
18:57What are you talking about?
18:58I told you everything.
19:01Why are you taking pictures?
19:02For the court.
19:04I need pictures for the court.
19:06Darling, Mrs. Ruža,
19:07we are a family after all.
19:09Let's leave all this in the family.
19:11You know what they say,
19:12a man doesn't choose his family.
19:14But that's why he can sue her,
19:16and that's exactly what I'm going to do.
19:18Mom, mom,
19:19you have to understand
19:21that I live under the same roof
19:23as that lunatic.
19:24You're right.
19:25It would be the same
19:26if you sued Barbara and me.
19:27Here, let him apologize.
19:29Him?
19:30There's no way he'll ever apologize.
19:32Leave that to me.
19:33I'll talk to him.
19:34If he refuses to apologize,
19:36you're free to go to court.
19:38As far as I'm concerned,
19:39you're free to sue him.
19:40This is really real, Damir.
19:41You're so objective.
19:42Mom, you just have to accept the apology
19:44and we'll move on.
19:47Okay.
19:48But only a sincere apology.
19:50Not a performance of some sort,
19:52but a sincere apology.
19:53Otherwise, I'll sue him.
19:57Sue him.
20:02Where are you, Luka?
20:03What's gotten into you?
20:05Mentor.
20:06Mentor.
20:08Mentor.
20:10My friend.
20:11What's wrong with you, man?
20:12Why are you pushing me like this?
20:14Because you're my friend.
20:16Because I love you.
20:18Why?
20:19Luka, I love you.
20:21I like you, but
20:22can we have a beer?
20:25Sure.
20:27Wait, can you drink in that state?
20:30In what state?
20:31Mentor, I know everything.
20:32What do you know?
20:34I know about you and Sid.
20:37Aha, you know about Sid.
20:39I heard everything over the baby phone
20:41when you were talking to Kufa.
20:43Why, man?
20:45You didn't come to talk to me,
20:47you came to talk to that fool.
20:49He's a real fool,
20:50but he's a big problem, Luka.
20:52I'm totally fucked.
20:55I can't even imagine how you...
20:58Luka, that thing with Sid
21:00is a big tragedy for me.
21:02If my family knows about it,
21:04I don't know how they'll take it.
21:07Yes, mentor,
21:08when you have Sid,
21:09it's like you're lost.
21:11That's what I'm most afraid of.
21:13If they find out about it in Pristina,
21:14they'll run away from me.
21:16What do you mean, Pristina?
21:17They'll run away from you to Sarajevo.
21:20You're not in Sarajevo,
21:21you're not in a better situation.
21:23Come on, tell me,
21:24how did you face it?
21:27It doesn't matter.
21:28We met,
21:29then we left,
21:30we had sex,
21:31and fuck it.
21:32What, without a condom?
21:34Yes, without a condom.
21:35Ah, mentor,
21:36that's completely unthinkable.
21:39And the worst thing, Luka,
21:40the worst thing is that I started to love him.
21:42What's wrong with loving him?
21:43You have to beat him up.
21:45Luka, I don't hate him so much
21:47that I'd beat him up.
21:48And they're people.
21:49That's irresponsible, mentor.
21:51Irresponsible towards you.
21:53Do you know what she did to you?
21:56Luka, I have a feeling
21:58that she really cares about that.
22:00Look, that's some selfish girl.
22:03She needs to be beaten up,
22:06not to fall in love with her.
22:09I know, I had the same case.
22:11Did you have an affair?
22:12Yes, I did.
22:13No, I didn't.
22:14I had chlamydia.
22:16Chlamydia?
22:17What's the name of it?
22:18Latin.
22:20Ah, some Croatian?
22:21Yes, from Split.
22:23If only I could remember,
22:25it was the exact same door to Sharafok.
22:28How dare you
22:29beat me up?
22:31Don't, mentor,
22:32or you'll get depressed,
22:33I'm begging you.
22:34Don't.
22:35Hey, hey, hey,
22:36they have the right now,
22:37good drugs for that.
22:38Drugs?
22:39Science has advanced today.
22:41They have drugs,
22:42they have those ointments.
22:44You can live,
22:45everything is normal.
22:46Just wait,
22:47I'll call you on the phone, please.
22:48Hear that?
22:49Drugs?
22:50I didn't know that.
22:52Tell me, Izet,
22:53what do you want?
22:54Come on, man,
22:55visit Damir,
22:56apologize to your wife,
22:58what does it cost you?
23:04Then go to court,
23:05your wife will sue you.
23:06What's Luka talking about?
23:07Luka knows everything
23:08about me and my son,
23:09he heard it on the phone.
23:10And?
23:11Did he tell you not to fuck?
23:12He can't believe
23:13what he said.
23:14He says there are some drugs
23:15against falling in love in Serbia.
23:17Heard that about drugs?
23:18Well, yes,
23:19you take a pill,
23:20you drink it,
23:21and you can't fall in love in Serbia.
23:22Oh, have you seen
23:23where that science has gone?
23:25Yes.
23:26Hey, mentor,
23:27if you want,
23:28you can take painkillers.
23:29I won't, Luka,
23:30it's better to work.
23:31When I work,
23:32I don't think about problems.
23:33That's logical.
23:34Yes, yes,
23:35it's 100% logical.
23:36How can you be like that,
23:37I don't understand,
23:38even Faruk told you
23:39to apologize.
23:40He doesn't come at all,
23:41what's there to apologize for
23:43when I'm not guilty?
23:44How are you not guilty?
23:45You hit a woman in front of her eyes,
23:46the police interrupted her.
23:47And why did you hit her?
23:48Marcin,
23:49when she fell,
23:50you hit her in the legs.
23:51I didn't hit her in the legs,
23:52I just kicked her once.
23:53Okay, you kicked her once,
23:54and what will you do
23:55if she sues you?
23:56What will I do if she sues me?
23:57I'll go to jail,
23:58it won't be
23:59the first or the last time.
24:00Oh,
24:01that's not how it works,
24:02Izete,
24:03this is a private pub,
24:04they have a hunt to beat you up.
24:06What kind of hunt?
24:07A fine hunt,
24:08the sentence can be
24:09up to 10,000 maraka.
24:1310,000 maraka?
24:14Physical assault,
24:15mental illness,
24:16you won't be asked that much.
24:1810,000 maraka?
24:20Maybe I should apologize then.
24:23What do you think?
24:24I think that's the smartest thing for you.
24:28Mentor,
24:30come,
24:31come so that Maria hugs you.
24:36Come.
24:41How are you, my mentor?
24:43Manako,
24:44I'm not very well.
24:45I know,
24:46I know about Sid.
24:47Faruk told me.
24:48I'm very...
24:51I'm sorry to tell you,
24:53I had a friend a long time ago,
24:55he had the same Sid.
24:56The same Sid?
24:57Is he a Muslim for sure?
24:59He's not a Muslim,
25:00but that doesn't matter.
25:01I don't know,
25:02it doesn't matter.
25:03What's going on?
25:04Nothing,
25:05he died, you know.
25:06But that doesn't mean
25:07the same thing will happen to you.
25:08How did he die?
25:09I killed Sid.
25:10Dead?
25:11Yes.
25:12But don't worry,
25:13that was a long time ago,
25:14in the war.
25:15There were no new drugs then.
25:16Yes, Faruk told me
25:17that now
25:18there are new drugs.
25:20Yes,
25:21I read
25:22that they are both good
25:23and cheap.
25:25I'm very sorry
25:26that you know
25:27that I truly feel for you.
25:31Thank you, Maria.
25:32You are good people in Sarajevo.
25:34In Pristina,
25:35if they found out,
25:36they would kill me.
25:37There are people here
25:38who would kill you,
25:39so believe me.
25:40Faruk had some
25:41unrelated chlamydia.
25:43People didn't want
25:44to mess with him.
25:45It would be easier for him
25:46because he was Croatian,
25:48and mine was Serbian.
25:49Yes.
25:50Wait a minute,
25:51what is Serbian-Croatian?
25:52What does that have to do with anything?
25:53Mentors,
25:54come and look at this shot.
25:57Sorry, Maria,
25:58my name is Lukfas.
26:00Here.
26:01Do you see
26:02how you stick it
26:03where it shouldn't be?
26:05Do you see?
26:07I'm sorry,
26:08I didn't mean that.
26:14Come out.
26:16We're waiting.
26:17Okay, here.
26:21I'm sorry.
26:23This didn't sound
26:24a little sincere to me.
26:26I'm sorry.
26:27This didn't sound
26:28a little sincere to me.
26:29Get out.
26:30Okay, whatever you want
26:31from me,
26:32I'm sorry.
26:34You can do it better,
26:35come on.
26:36I'm sincerely
26:37apologizing
26:38from the bottom of my heart.
26:39There you go.
26:41Everything is fine now, mom.
26:43Come on,
26:44it could have been
26:45even more sincere,
26:46but I accept
26:47your apology
26:48for the sake of peace.
26:49Great,
26:50let's finish this.
26:51Can I go now?
26:52You can,
26:53you're free.
26:54Goodbye.
26:55I just don't know
26:56how he managed
26:57to get so drunk
26:58around that guy.
26:59He's just an idiot.
27:03Get out,
27:04what do you care?
27:05Get out,
27:06stop it!
27:07I said stop it!
27:09Mom, stop it!
27:11He's crazy!
27:12He's completely crazy!
27:13Crazy?
27:14I'm not crazy!
27:15See you tomorrow,
27:16so you know!
27:17See you!
27:18I can't wait!
27:19Mom!
27:21Let me go,
27:22what are you up to?
27:23What am I up to?
27:24You're not normal,
27:25you're not normal!
27:26It's not my fault!
27:27She asked for it!
27:29Here,
27:31you're always
27:33putting the mic
27:34in the frame.
27:35You need to raise
27:36the volume
27:37a bit.
27:39I'll do it,
27:40no problem.
27:41You don't have to worry,
27:42it's a small one.
27:44Look!
27:45What?
27:46It's her!
27:47What's her?
27:48See,
27:49it's her I told you about!
27:51What about Sida
27:52and that?
27:53Yes, Sida,
27:54I love her!
27:55Why do you love her?
27:56You need to get rid of her,
27:57she's a goat
27:58above all goats!
28:00Don't say that,
28:01don't say that!
28:02Let me go!
28:04Faruk,
28:05let me introduce you...
28:06Don't introduce me
28:07to her,
28:08I know everything about her.
28:09And what do you want?
28:10You want to fuck
28:11some sick girl,
28:12right?
28:13Please.
28:14Please what?
28:15Faruk,
28:16please what?
28:17What,
28:18what,
28:19my wife has AIDS,
28:20she has Sida,
28:21that's it!
28:22Fuck,
28:23I'm ashamed of you,
28:24you piece of shit!
28:25Get out of here!
28:26Out!
28:27Out!
28:28I'm ashamed of you,
28:29you piece of shit!
28:30You have AIDS,
28:31you sleep around people!
28:32What do you want now?
28:33You want to fuck Burek,
28:34Sida,
28:35right?
28:36Faruk!
28:37Let me go, Burek!
28:38Get out of here,
28:39you piece of shit!
28:40Out!
28:41Fuck you,
28:42you're all crazy,
28:43totally crazy!
28:45Out!
28:47Out, you piece of goat!
28:48Don't you dare
28:49talk to those goats!
28:50Out!
28:51You piece of goat
28:52you piece of goat!
28:53Faruk,
28:54what are you talking about?
28:55Listen, man,
28:56I just saved your life,
28:58you'll be grateful to me
29:00for the rest of your life.
29:02And unfortunately,
29:03Mentor is a piece of shit.
29:05Faruk,
29:06you shouldn't push her like this,
29:08I love her!
29:09Mentor,
29:10don't eat shit!
29:12My wife has AIDS,
29:14she sleeps around people,
29:16that's totally
29:17irresponsible of her!
29:19What do you mean AIDS?
29:20I slept with her!
29:22I know,
29:23Mentor,
29:24I know,
29:25that's why you have AIDS.
29:28AIDS?
29:29So I have AIDS?
29:33Oh,
29:34mother of God!
29:39What was that,
29:40you moron?
29:41Faruk,
29:42what is your mother doing here?
29:43I'll explain later,
29:45but let's get to work.
29:47Where is that actress from Belgrade,
29:49Persida?
29:50I don't see her,
29:51where is she?
29:52Did you bring her?
29:53Huh?
29:54Why can't I?
29:55The actress is late!
29:57Here she is.
30:00Where did you get this?
30:01Damir,
30:02help me,
30:03you're the only doctor in Sarajevo
30:04I know.
30:05Come in.
30:06What's the problem?
30:08AIDS,
30:09Damir,
30:10I have AIDS.
30:11Where did you get AIDS,
30:12dear Mentor?
30:13Serbs,
30:14Serbs killed him.
30:20This is going to be great.
30:23Hey, old man,
30:25what's up?
30:27What are you writing?
30:28A statement.
30:29My statement,
30:30which I'm going to say in court.
30:32That barbarian mother of God
30:34wants to sue me,
30:35I have to get ready.
30:37So,
30:38what did you write?
30:39Listen,
30:41I don't recognize
30:42this bourgeois court
30:44and I don't recognize
30:46this woman,
30:47and I don't recognize
30:48this bourgeois court
30:49because I consider myself
30:50only responsible
30:51for my own Communist Party.
30:55Thank you.
30:57Wow,
30:58did you write that yourself?
31:00Yes.
31:01Sorry,
31:02I didn't recognize you,
31:03old friend.
31:09Why did he lock the door?
31:13So?
31:14So,
31:15you don't have AIDS.
31:16AIDS.
31:17Here you go,
31:18100% negative.
31:20So,
31:21she doesn't have AIDS either?
31:22No.
31:25AIDS!
31:26AIDS!
31:27Here I am!
31:30My God,
31:31this Mentor is crazy.
31:33He wants the whole city
31:34to know he has AIDS.
31:37TITUS FUIT ITS SINGULIST STEP
31:42Titus fuit its singulist step.
31:47My dear readers,
31:49that means
31:50Tito was at every step.
31:53You enter the office,
31:55he's there.
31:56You enter the classroom,
31:57he's there.
31:58You enter the waiting room,
31:59he's there.
32:00Wherever you go,
32:01his picture hangs on the wall.
32:04He was a handsome man.
32:06It's a pleasure to look at him,
32:08my dear readers.
32:10Where the president of the state
32:13has to be armed.
32:15Today,
32:16there's a big controversy
32:17about who was more handsome,
32:19Tito or Kennedy.
32:21My dear,
32:22good and smart readers,
32:24I give you
32:26a vote for Tito.
32:34VOTE FOR TITO