Jeeves And Wooster S01 E05 - Will Anatole Return to Brinkley Court (or, the Matchmaker)

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00:00You
00:30You
01:00I
01:30Know you're in there Bessie. I can hear you whistling. Oh
01:41Who is that who's that?
01:43It's Jeeves. Oh
01:45It's Cyril funky Phipps
01:48Bommie steady on Jeeves
01:50I
02:00Was talking to your man Jeeves a second ago
02:03No, no, it was me. Well, he said he was Jeeves
02:06No, it was me. I was pretending to be Jeeves. Oh, I see
02:09Jolly good. Why I'm well, I don't want my aunt Delia to know that I'm here had a bit of a set to down at her
02:15place
02:20No, no don't answer it I wasn't going to know you see she'll be regretting it now
02:24She'll be begging me to come back and sort things out
02:28No, I'll show it pretend to be Jeeves how don't just sort of say you're Jeeves, right
02:41Mr. Worcester's residence
02:44Where is mr. Worcester
02:47He's not at home sir, I'm Jeeves what do you mean you think not? Oh
02:59Who was it Jeeves
03:03Where was he just round the corner
03:07Centers an emissary no doubt. Well, I'm sorry one can only do so much. What's an emissary?
03:12It's something that sent so what are you doing here by me? Anyway, nothing really just came in for a smoke
03:18Hope you don't mind. No smoke away Bobby smoke away
03:43I
03:47Can't smoke at the drones at the moment. It's all fee process. See we've got a bet on how long we can go without smoking
03:54My doctor says it's better for me anyway
04:00Morning Jeeves, mr. Worcester morning Jeeves
04:04I'm just making some tea
04:06Really, sir. Perhaps I could be no no, no. No, I may as well do it now that I've started
04:10No, I'm not quite used to looking after myself. It's surprising. Is it not how much one can assimilate in a day?
04:15Hmm now Jeeves it says here. It's best to use soft water, but that after morning it may again become hard
04:21I mean that's ice, isn't it? And now it says here that one day. Yes, that's right
04:26One teaspoonful per person and one for the pot. Well, I mean, what is the pot get one?
04:30if you'd allow me sir
04:36Cup of tea Bobby love one
04:41All
04:44Right Jeeves get on with it sir
04:46It is obvious to the meanest intelligence chief that you have been dispatched here by my esteemed aunt Dahlia to plead with me to come
04:53back to Brinkley
04:54Same old emotional quagmire down there. I suppose. Yes
04:58Tuppy grinding his teeth
05:00Angela aloof uncle Tom off his feet Madeline off her head and Fink not all trembling at the thought of this prize-giving
05:06Well, I'm sorry Jeeves, but mrs. Travers will just have to sort this whole thing out herself this time
05:10Very good, sir. I was in fact sent to try to persuade mr. Anatole to return sir
05:15Anatole cook Jeeves. Yes, sir
05:19Well not to persuade me back to Brinkley to restore peace and harmony to the inhabitants mrs. Travers made no mention of it
05:28Well all the nerve Jeeves
05:31Well, this is what I call gratitude. Is it I really couldn't say sir
05:35Well, I don't think I'm going too far Jeeves when I say that this just about takes the giddy biscuit very good
05:41Well, I shall return to Brinkley in stanter
05:43Jeeves give the whole bunch of them a good talking to starting with that idiot Tuppy
05:50If you want to try the Turkish they're in the silver box Oh righto Bertie
05:54Jumbo cheerio
06:03You're not going out are you well I am okay, how can I help you? Well, I wanted to have a smoke
06:09Say no more
06:11My house is your house. I've got this bet on with Barney. No, no need to explain a thing
06:16If you want to try the Turkish they're in the silver box
06:23Ah
06:40Am I not somebody mr. Jeeves undoubtedly mr. Anatole then why they are making against me like bad people's
06:47delicious velouté au fleur de courgette
06:49Mr. Anatole himself taught me to make it when he first stayed at our little hotel
06:55But my time has got the good of me many times over
06:58little more perhaps for mr. Jeeves
07:03We have a duty to look after our ladies and gentlemen, mr. Anatole
07:07Look after and eyes and Nancy and eyes and Nancy for the kiddies. No, this is not kiddies
07:14No, no, no. No kiddies is nice
07:17Kiddies is not stopping with eats kiddies is not saying to us a check
07:22We're not like you no more. We not eat your combustibles
07:26Since time immemorial
07:28Monsieur Anatole it has fallen to the Gallic races to bring civilization to the rude northerly provinces of their Empire
07:35Is true
07:37Anatol is civilian
07:39Anatol is nice. It hasn't always been easy
07:42sometimes it has seemed impossible, but
07:47Up to the time she went to can Angela loved me you'll admit that Oh
07:52Indisputably, but when she came back, she was just looking for an excuse to get rid of me
07:57No, no, no. No, what would you want to get rid of you for obviously during those two months?
08:02She's transferred her affections to some foul blister. She's met out there
08:08Well, I'll tell you one thing
08:11And you can take this as official
08:13If ever I find this slimy snake in the grass
08:15I propose to take him by his beastly neck shake him till he frosts and then pull him inside out and make him swallow
08:21himself
08:22All right
08:24my dear
08:26During those two months on the Riviera. It's so happens that as you and I were practically inseparable
08:33There had been somebody nosing around I should have spotted it in a second I
08:37see
08:39So
08:41No mixed bathing and moonlight strolls. Oh, no. No. Well only with me
08:46It was quite a joke at the hotel, but then I've always been devoted to Angela
08:50Really? Oh, yes. Yes when we were kids. She used to call me her little sweetheart
09:08You're back
09:10Welcome welcome, mr. Anatole we have no more stuffing was eating I think I get my bag
09:19jeez, I
09:21Can never thank you sufficiently never you've saved my husband's digestion what I want earlier. I
09:28Didn't know that your master was back Jeeves has he no mercy
09:33Jeeves
09:39Suppose that you were strolling through the illimitable jungle
09:43And you happen to meet a tiger cub the contingency is a remote one sir. Never mind
09:49Let us suppose it very good
09:51Let us now suppose that you biffed that tiger cub and let us further suppose that word reached its mother that you've done
09:58Now what would you expect the attitude of that mother to be in the circumstances?
10:03I should anticipate a certain show of disapprobation. Oh, yes, very good. She's very well put
10:08Now let us suppose that recently there'd been some little
10:13Coolness between the tiger cub and the tigress. I don't know for a for a day or two
10:17Perhaps they've not been on speaking terms
10:19Now do you think this would make any difference to the vim with which the latter would leap to the former's aid?
10:24No, sir. No. Well here then in brief is my plan
10:28I will draw my cousin Angela to one side to a secluded spot and I shall roast Tuffy properly
10:34roast
10:36Disparage knock
10:38Decry denounce. I shall be very terse about Tuffy giving it as my opinion that in all the essentials
10:44He is more akin to a warthog than an ex-member of a fine old school
10:50Then what will ensue what indeed sir?
10:54No, that was one of those. Um
10:56What's it questions rhetorical sir, right?
10:58Yes
10:59Now hearing him attacked my cousin Angela's heart will become as sick as mud
11:04The maternal tigress in her will awaken and no matter what differences they may have had
11:08She will remember only that he is the man she loves and she will leap to his defense
11:12And from there to falling into his arms is but a step
11:15So, how do you react to that Jeeves? The idea is an ingenious one, sir
11:19Well, we Worcesters are ingenious noted for it
11:22And if one thing gives us the pip hits the sight of two loving hearts being estranged I can readily appreciate it
11:27So now I'm not speaking without knowledge of the full book, you know on this one. I've tested this theory indeed
11:32Mm-hmm. Oh, yes, and it works. I
11:36Was standing on Eden Rock in Antibes last month and a girl I know slightly
11:42Pointed to this fellow diving into the water and asked me if I didn't think that his legs
11:46Were about the silliest looking pair of props ever issued to a human being
11:50Well, I agreed that indeed they were and for perhaps a couple of minutes I was
11:57Extraordinarily witty and satirical about this birds underpinnings and guess what happened next?
12:02I am a gog to learn sir. A cyclone is what happened next Jeeves emanating from this girl
12:10She started on my own legs saying that they weren't much to write home about and then she moved on to dissect my manners
12:16Morals intellect general physique and
12:20method of eating asparagus
12:22By the time she'd finished the best that could be said about poor old Bertram was that so far as was known
12:27He hadn't actually burnt down an orphanage most illuminating stories and
12:32No, no, no Jeeves Jeeves. You haven't had the payoff yet. Oh, I'm so sorry, sir
12:38The structure of your tale have deceived me for a moment into thinking that it was over
12:43The point is that she was actually engaged to this fellow with the legs
12:48They'd had some minor disagreement the night before but there they were the following night
12:52Dining together their differences made up and the love light once more in their eyes
12:56And I expect much the same results with my cousin Angela. I look forward to it with lively anticipation, sir
13:02I
13:18Have much to say that's not for the public ear
13:21Bertie darling this grass is awfully wet. It'll ruin my shoes. Well, put your feet on my lap. All right, you can tickle my ankles
13:36Right
13:37No, Angela. What about you and tuppy?
13:40Is it true what I hear that the wedding bells are not gonna ring out? Yes
13:45Definitely over a definitely
13:48Well, if you want my opinion it's a bit of goose for you old girl
13:51Mystery to me how you stood this gloss up for so long. Is that an animal in the bush over there Bertie?
13:56It's sort of rustled. Yeah, it's probably a weasel or something
14:00No taking all in all this gloss up ranks very low down among the wines and spirits frightful oik
14:05I always thought you were such friends. What friend? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, absolutely not
14:10No, no one was civil, of course
14:13In addition to looking like one of those things that come out of hollow trees
14:16He's universally acknowledged to be a dumb brick of the first water
14:20No, so no conversation nothing
14:23Yes. Yes, you're quite right
14:26Hey, it's so nice to talk to someone who takes a sensible view about this gloss up
14:31Well, he's conceited and opinionated. He drinks too much eats too much and I don't much like the color of his hair
14:40I'm going in
14:43Um, goodbye Bertie
14:47So
14:49Tommy old chap, so
14:52I've been here long long enough and in about two seconds. I'm gonna kick your spine up to the top of your head
14:59Yes, I
15:00Think I know what's on your mind Tuffy
15:03If you were in those bushes during the conversation with the recent Angela I was you were you were right good
15:08Um, yes, but we won't go into the ethics of the thing
15:11Eavesdropping something like all it a bit on English stuff. I think you must admit I'm Scots
15:20What are you talking about
15:22If it wasn't a plan, why would I knock you to Angela because you're in love with her yourself. I rest my case
15:29What's new someone stole her from me in camp. You told me yourself. She was with you all the time and hardly spoke to anybody
15:36I
15:39Can prove it
15:41During that sojourning can my affections were engaged elsewhere. What my affections engaged elsewhere during that sojourn. Well, who was it?
15:49My dear Tuffy does one bandy a woman's name?
15:54Yes, right, yes, well obviously this is a special case Madeline Bassett
15:59You're in love with that weird gourd helpers Bassett
16:03Well, I don't think you should call her a weird gourd help us Tuffy
16:06odd in some of her views perhaps one does not quite see eye-to-eye with her in the matter of stars and bunny rabbits, but
16:12Not a weird gourd help us and you stick to it that you're in love with her
16:18It is not 24 hours since she turned me down
16:21Turned you down like a bedspread in this very garden
16:24So you'll readily see that I can't be the chap if any who stole Angela from you in camp
16:29Because your affections were engaged elsewhere during that sojourn
16:34No, I see
16:36All right, then
16:39So just double G
16:52Wasn't just you
16:54What about the things Angela said?
16:56Well, she obviously spotted you in those bushes and was just talking to score off you she adores you Tuffy
17:02She worships the ground you tread on
17:06But
17:07If you should see mr. Glossop, perhaps you would give him these
17:11It's nearly six o'clock and he hasn't eaten a morsel since tea. Oh
17:15I know I'll put them down here. They'll be easier for him to reach
17:22It's like leaving food out for a little animal, isn't it?
17:27Oh
17:36Still and peaceful everything is
17:38I
17:55Have decided that Tuffy and miss Angela will have to disentangle their own affairs
17:59Today is the day for finally clearing up the whole gussy miss Bassett imbroglio indeed
18:05Where we've been falling down in the past is in not keeping it to the forefront of our minds that in Gussie Fink-Nottle what we
18:10are dealing with is a poop a
18:12Sensitive plant might perhaps be a kinder description
18:15So a poop Jeeves and what's more a poop who drinks nothing stronger than orange juice. I was not aware of that, sir
18:22Oh, yes, Jesus had it from his own lips whether from some hereditary taint or because he promised his mother he wouldn't
18:29Gussie Fink-Nottle has never pushed so much as the simplest gin and tonic over the larynx and he expects this
18:34Poop expects Jeeves under these conditions to propose marriage to the girl. He loves well
18:40What hardly knows whether to smile or weep what you consider a total abstinence to be a handicap in a gentleman wishing to make
18:48A proposal of marriage
18:50Dash it Jeeves use your intelligence
18:51We're not for the juice of the grape and the grain weddings would be a thing of the past proposals
18:56But a dim memory without it Jeeves we babble
19:04Thank You Jeeves
19:07Only active measures promptly applied can prevent this poor poop Fink-Nottle from babbling about nukes again
19:14Which is why I intend to secure a bottle of gin and lace his luncheon orange juice with it
19:21sir, I
19:23Can't imagine why you sir Jeeves
19:26The plan I've put forward seems to me to be icily logical. I fail to see why it should attract any siring. No, sir
19:36Let us hear your objections then Jeeves a certain amount of risk is inherent in your stratagem, sir
19:41It is not always a simple matter to gauge the effect of alcohol on a subject previously unexposed to such stimulants
19:48It can have distressing results in the case of parrots parrots
19:52I'm thinking of an incident when I was in the service of the late Lord Brancaster a gentleman who owned a parrot
19:58One day it happened that the bird was lethargic sir
20:00And his lordship offered it a portion of seed cake steeped in the 84 pot
20:05Good egg the bird bit his lordship on his thumb and sang part of a sea shanty
20:11It then fell to the bottom of its cage and remained there for some
20:14Considerable period of time with its legs in the air unable to move. I merely mentioned this
20:20There's a flaw here Jeeves, do you know what it is? No, sir
20:25Gussie isn't a parrot
20:28True, sir, but no more discussion Jeeves. He's a poop. Very good, sir
20:39You noticed I said I was going to put this project through today James
20:43Why do you think I said today and because you feel that if it were done when tis done then to a well it were
20:48done quickly
20:50Partly Jeeves. Yes partly, but the chief reason is that today is the day of the prize-giving at market Snodsbury grammar school
20:57We shall by lacing the juice not only emboldened him to propose to miss Bassett
21:00But also put him so into shape that he will hold that market Snodsbury audience spellbound. I see sir
21:20I
21:50I
22:20I
22:29Seems to be happy enough to think indeed sir. The engagement appears to have lifted its spirits quite considerably
22:36engagement
22:38Mr. Fink not opposed to miss Bassett this afternoon was accepted
22:41Well, well, well Jeeves. Yes, sir. You see how bright I was
22:46Indeed sir. Yes, this must be rather reliable of you jeans. Watch me handling this case
22:52Luckily sir, I found an opportunity to add half a bottle of Arden spirit to his luncheon orange juice
22:58Jeeves
23:00So did I Jeeves this year? We are all delighted to welcome as our guest for the afternoon. Mr. Fitz wattle
23:08think not all I
23:11Should say think not all well, of course you should you silly ass
23:16Well, all right get on with it
23:19We are all happy as I say to welcome. Mr. Fink not all who has kindly consented to present the prizes
23:26Now, I'm sure mr. Fink not all name is familiar to us all. Well, dr. You you didn't seem to know it's a best
23:46Speech
23:49Boys no, I mean ladies and gentlemen and boys
23:58It's a beautiful world boys and girls
24:02ladies and gentlemen
24:03Lords and and things I mean the sky is blue the birds are singing
24:10There's optimism everywhere
24:12And why not girls and ladies I should like you all to be upstanding and give three cheers for this beautiful world
24:32Anybody who says this isn't a beautiful world doesn't know what they're talking about
24:37You see if there's one thing in the world I can't stand it's a pessimist the
24:44Pessimist is a man
24:49But I
24:51Didn't know you were here
24:53Now there's an instance of what I mean ladies and what's it?
24:57Take a good look at that object sitting there at the back morning coach sizes is warm. There'll be resin, but no you can't miss it. I
25:05Despise that man women and children and shall I tell you why hey
25:11Because he's I think mr. Fink not all as sir as time is getting on. I think perhaps we ought to
25:23Yes, right, I will be shoving along with it what's this one spelling and dictation P K Pervis
25:30spelling and dictation
25:32PK
25:34Ford PK Pervis
25:38You PK Pervis yes, sir
25:45It's a beautiful world PK Pervis yes, sir ah you've noticed it have you good
25:52You married by any chance no sir get married PK Pervis, it's the only life yes, sir good boy
26:04I
26:06Headmaster what's the next one?
26:09Gigi Simmons a scripture knowledge Gigi Simmons
26:14scripture knowledge
26:20You've won the scripture knowledge prize have you Gigi Simmons, so yes, sir. Yes
26:27Little tick who would
26:29And yet how we to know that you came by it in an open and aboveboard manner. I can assure you mr
26:36Fink not all every care was taken to ensure a correct marking
26:43Sir thank you sir, but let me tell you there's nothing to stick on side about in winning a prize for scripture knowledge
26:50But a western one a scripture knowledge prize, but of course birthday is frankly cheated
26:57He succeeded in scrounging that scripture knowledge prize over the heads of better men
27:02By means of some of the voice and most brazen swindling methods
27:07Even at a school where such things
27:19You
27:29Will not be surprised to learn Jeeves that Madeline and Gussie are no longer engaged after the
27:34Fiasco of the prize-giving was the much more after I left no sir mr.
27:39Fink not all's inflamed cerebral condition brought about an early closure
27:43He returned to the theme
27:45Master Gigi Simmons and his scripture knowledge prize
27:49Hinting at systematic cheating on an impressive scale
27:52Even when so far as to suggest that master Simmons is well known to the police. Oh golly. Yes
27:58I'm not our finest hour Jeeves knows
28:02Door Jeeves yes
28:06That may be mr. Fink not all now oh
28:10It's not you hello Tommy
28:15If you'll excuse me
28:19You remember what I saw I do to the chap who stole Angela from me
28:23As nearly as I can recall you were going to pull him inside out and make him swallow himself correct
28:28Well the program holds good for the newt bloke
28:32the newt bloke
28:33Gussie the serpent think not
28:36But Gussie loves Madeline Bassett. You can't all love this blasted Bassett
28:42Astonishes me how anybody could love her no think not love Angela, and she loves him. Oh, that is absurd
28:49Absurd is it well then perhaps you'll kindly explain to me how she happens to be engaged to him
28:55engaged
28:57Tubby you could knock me down with an F. There must be some mistake. There is the snake think nothing's just made it
29:11Ah
29:15There you are
29:19We're all staff tonight, you know they've gone over to the staff dance at King and Manor
29:31So
29:32Appears that you've gone and got engaged to the Gussie quite right. We're in love. Oh
29:37Come now Angela
29:39Gussie's Gussie's a splendid chap in many ways if you've got a sick newt on your hands
29:44Well Gussie's just the fellow to tell you what to do until the doctor comes
29:47But honestly old thing you could fling bricks by the half-hour in England's most densely populated districts without hitting one girl
29:54Willing to become mrs. Fink-Nottle without a general anesthetic. Well, I thought it would be fun
29:59Well, I'm surprised at you young Angela. No wonder they say a woman woman who do
30:05Well chaps mostly you know your potty about tuppy for goodness sake Bertie go away and boil your head
30:12Well now Angela if you'll permit me to observe no
30:17Very well, then I shall say no more
30:24Just
30:27Tickety-tock
30:30I
30:32Say do you know what's happened?
30:34Mr. Fink-Nottle has got himself engaged to my cousin Angela
30:38Gentlemen who are discarded by one young lady are apt to attach themselves without delay to another sir
30:43It is what is known as a gesture my uncle George. Oh, never mind your uncle George Jeeves
30:48Save him for the long winter evenings. Eh, just as you say we must concentrate on rescuing Gussie go forth and scour the neighborhood
30:55I don't think that will be necessary sir. Mr. Fink-Nottle is here
30:59Mm-hmm. Mr. Fink-Nottle, sir
31:03Gussie
31:08Is that door locked yes
31:14Come in
31:22What's going on
31:29You think you're doing
31:38Right
31:42Why was that door locked is one to have no privacy blossom I instructed Jeeves to shut the door because I
31:49Was about to disrobe there you see Thank You sir. Thank you Jeeves, but I heard his sneaky little voice
31:57Well, I intend to search this room from end to end and if he is here you better say goodbye to him quickly and order
32:02your lilies
32:08What's in this cupboard just clothes the usual wardrobe of an English gentleman you're lying
32:17Ha ha
32:26Oh
32:43Jeeves this is all getting a bit thick. Yes, sir
32:57Hello aunt Dahlia Bertie give me a drink
33:01Anything so long as it's strong approach Bertram along those lines on Dahlia and you catch him at his best
33:07Attila
33:08That's the name Attila the Hun. Hey, I've been trying to think all through dinner. What if what you reminded me of?
33:14Oh now look after everything I've done
33:17Tells me she's going to get engaged to this spink bottle. Well
33:23Temporarily, yes
33:24No, there it is
33:26My only daughter for whom I had dreamed of a wonderful golden future is going to marry an inebriated
33:34Newt fancier. Well onto my heart. Yes. I can't but agree that things are not to who jar comes fit at the moment
33:40Yes, geez a note for you sir from whom Jeeves from miss Bassett, sir
33:47What's Madeline Bassett want to write to me for open the damn thing and see?
33:54Ah
34:01Will you stop that
34:03You don't understand Madeline Bassett says she's going to marry me. Well, I hope it keeps fine for both of you. I
34:11Hope you won't take it amiss sir, but I've been giving some attention to what might be called the amatory
34:16Entanglements at Brinkley. It seems to me that drastic measures may be called for Oh
34:21Drastic away Jeeves the prospect of being united for life with a woman who talks about little baby bunnies fills me with an unnamed
34:29Dread supposing said that in the middle of the night the fire alarm bell were to ring
34:34Oh, not the fire alarm thing again Jeeves. Yes, sir
34:38As I see it sir, the occupants of the house would suppose that a conflagration had broken out
34:43Possibly Jeeves possibly
34:46Whereupon if I'm not mistaken
34:48Mr. Glossop would hasten to save miss Angela
34:52While mr. Fink-Nottle would perform the same office for miss Bassett
34:58This is based on psychology is it Jeeves?
35:00Yes, sir
35:01It is thought to be the instinct of everyone upon the alarm of fire to save the object dearest to them
35:07It seems to me there's a grave danger of seeing tuppy come out carrying a steak and kidney pie
35:11But resume Jeeves resume. Well, sir, the relations between the two couples could scarcely continue distant after such an occurrence
35:19Hmm. Well, you may be right. I just feel there's
35:23Great possibility for a slip-up here Jeeves. However, I'm not in a position to cavil at even a hundred to one shot
35:28At what hour would you suggest bonging the bell not before midnight, sir? Hmm. Shall I bong or what? Will you I?
35:35Think it would be better coming from you, sir
35:48I
36:18I
36:29Well, geez
36:31sir
36:33There's no good saying sir. Look around you see for yourself. Your scheme has proved a bust
36:38And certainly it would appear that matters have not arranged themselves quite as we had anticipated
36:42sir, we Jeeves
36:45As I had anticipated
36:47I'm not blaming you Jeeves, but
36:50After this, well, forgive me if I hurt your feelings. Certainly, sir. If you would pardon me for interrupting you
36:55I fancy mrs. Travers is endeavouring to attract your attention
36:58Just step this way a moment Attila dear if you don't mind
37:07What I wanted
37:12Here we all are
37:15Well quite it was you dear child who rang the fire bell. Was it not? Oh
37:21I did sort of ring it. Yes any particular reason. I mean, did you want something or was it just a whim?
37:27I thought there was a fire
37:30What gave you that impression darling?
37:32Tell auntie Delia. Oh, I thought I saw flames
37:38The front doors shut some of them must have shut it behind them and it's locked then try another door
37:44They're all locked. We could ring the doorbell and who would you expect to answer it dear?
37:49The servants have all gone to the dance at Kingham and mr
37:53Seppings no doubt took the key of the back door with him. We can't stop out here old blasted night blasted
37:59If seppings has taken the back door key
38:03Why doesn't one of us take one of the cars drive over to Kingham and get it from him?
38:08That's the first sensible suggestion. I've heard all day
38:14It's locked
38:18That's locked too. Well, that's absolutely wonderful. They're all locked
38:28Did you cough Jeeves? Yes, madam. Is it influenza or have you got an idea?
38:33well, forgive me madam, but it did occur to me that perhaps one of the gentlemen might be disposed to bicycle to Kingham Manor and
38:41Procure the back door key from mr. Seppings Jeeves. You are wonderful. Thank you, madam
38:48Attila
38:52Well, I haven't ridden for years well, you'll soon get the knack once you've taken a toss or two
38:58But it's miles to Kingham nine miles the nine miles back and nine miles back
39:05But it's dark what if I barge into something I'll come a frightful cropper good
39:13Very well aren't so be it
39:34I
40:04I
40:30Need to see mr. Stepping
40:35Yes, it is quite urgent actually I can try and
40:40telephone him with the telephone
40:45Yes, if you would
40:54Why mr. Worcester sir settings I need the key of the back door
40:59Oh
41:00Blessings I left it with mr. Jeeves
41:03Jeeves he said he wanted to walk in the garden before retiring for the night. He was going to leave it on the kitchen window
41:09So for me
41:12Mr. Worcester
41:28I
41:58I
42:28I
42:34What on earth is going on Jeeves house seems positively awash with joy and laughter it's gratifying isn't it sir? Oh
42:42Come now Jeeves. I fear I've not been entirely frank with you regarding the firebells
42:46I never anticipated that it would have itself produced the desired results
42:51I'd intended it merely as a preliminary to what I might call the main business of the evening
42:57You jibber Jeeves
43:00Explain yourself
43:02It occurred to me that were you sir to be established as the person
43:06Responsible for the ladies and gentlemen being forced to spend the night in the garden
43:09Everybody would take so strong a dislike to you that in this common antipathy
43:13They would sooner or later come together and such proved to be the case
43:18After your departure on the bicycle the various estranged parties agreed
43:23So heartily in their abuse of you that the ice was broken
43:27When I informed the ladies and gentlemen that I had found the key and it was borne in on them
43:32That you were having that long ride for nothing and there was a notable lessening of tension. Oh
43:40There was was there of course
43:43Rain was a bonus. Of course as soon as the storm began their animosity vanished completely
43:51Yeah
43:53Mr. Glossop and miss Angela are once more betrothed. Oh, no and
43:59What about miss Bassett? Do I still have to marry her? No, sir. Miss Bassett is once more safely affianced to mr. Fink-Nottle
44:07Well praise be Jeeves indeed, sir
44:11Although if you'll forgive me for saying so your methods are a little on the rough side. Well, sir
44:17One cannot make an omelet without breaking eggs
44:21say
44:22on omelets
44:24Do you think you could get me one?
44:27Perhaps with a little half-boss of something
44:30Undoubtedly, sir
44:31Righto Jeeves

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