The Bubble. Episode 6.
First broadcast 6th March 2010.
David Mitchell
Shaparak Khorsandi (as Shappi Khorsandi)
Robert Webb
Miranda Hart
David Mitchell
Shaparak Khorsandi (as Shappi Khorsandi)
Robert Webb
Miranda Hart
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00:00Take three celebrities, send them off to a remote house in the country, then seal them
00:12in.
00:13With no computers, TVs, newspapers or mobile phones, they'll be completely cut off from
00:19the outside world.
00:21So, how will they know what's been going on while they've been in... the bubble?
00:28Good evening, I'm David Mitchell and welcome to the last show in this series of The Bubble.
00:38The show where we ask three celebrities to spend the week completely cut off from the
00:41outside world.
00:42No newspapers, no TV, no internet, nothing.
00:45So they've missed the budget, lucky sods.
00:48On the downside, they won't know that under Alistair Darling's new three-day vacancy rule,
00:52all their homes have been repossessed to help reduce the national debt.
00:57Before we set them free, we're going to show them a selection of news reports.
01:00Some of them are genuine, some of them have been faked, but will they be able to tell
01:03the difference?
01:04So, let's meet tonight's guests straight from the bubble.
01:07Please welcome Miranda Hart, Robert Webb and Shappi Korsandi.
01:27Hello and welcome all.
01:28Hello.
01:29Hello, David.
01:30Thank you for having us, David.
01:31I'll tell you, you've no idea what's been happening in the world, you're assuming it's
01:36fairly light-hearted, because...
01:37They know that this show is on, so they've been trying to keep world events fairly up.
01:41Fairly light.
01:42Exactly, yeah.
01:43But also, the show hasn't been pulled because, you know, of some horrible asteroid hitting
01:48Brazil.
01:49Anything else that you hope might have happened?
01:52I was hoping that the government had announced a pilot scheme to build a raised platform
01:57above the whole area of Notting Hill and build on there an artificial beach and a working,
02:06lovely country pub and a five-bedroom house with extensive grounds, and then what the
02:11scheme is they do with that is they give it to me.
02:14That's what I was hoping they would have announced, just a pilot scheme, because I might not like
02:20it.
02:21And also, the last thing you want is when you're there on your lovely platform with
02:25your beach and your swimming pool, but still with easy access to central London.
02:28This is my thinking, David.
02:29Is to see all the other bloody platforms that are getting put up by other people.
02:33Yeah, no, I'm going off this idea.
02:35Isn't this lovely?
02:36Have you missed each other?
02:37It's really beautiful.
02:38It's lovely.
02:39We looked after him well.
02:40Did you miss him?
02:41Were you all right?
02:42I missed him terribly.
02:43Yeah.
02:44But, of course, we can't natter away like we usually do on the television.
02:47We'll have to get on with the news show.
02:49Yes, let's do the news show.
02:50Can I just say what was really touching is finding out that Rob refers to you as my David.
02:55Because we were in the middle of a conversation about the novelist David Mitchell, so I had
03:07to, you know, make some distinction.
03:09I didn't want to say bastard David and idiot David.
03:12It was my David and the other David.
03:14I had no intention of being cute.
03:18OK.
03:19We start with some stories from the newspapers.
03:22Three stories, and only one of them genuinely did feature in the papers while you were inside the bubble.
03:27The other two are fakes.
03:28Can you tell the difference?
03:30Here's story A.
03:32Hoon's a jammy sponger.
03:35It emerged this week that former Cabinet Minister Geoff Hoon was paid £20,000 by Sir Philip Green, the retail tycoon,
03:42to pop out of a cake during a birthday party he organised recently for Kate Moss.
03:48For that cash, Tony Blair would probably have done it, but he was busy that night pole dancing for King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia.
03:56So, Robert, does that seem plausible to you?
04:00I think popping out of a cake, I think even Hoon draws a line there.
04:05He thinks it's beneath him.
04:07He wrongly thinks it's beneath him to pop out of a cake.
04:11Do we know that Kate Moss is sufficiently a fan enough of Geoff Hoon?
04:17We don't know that Hoon was the first choice.
04:20Could have been that Kate Moss really had her heart set on Roy Hattersley.
04:25Roy Hattersley.
04:26Roy couldn't have figured out cake.
04:28Yeah.
04:30I think it's untrue because I can't imagine cake.
04:33Cake would eat Kate.
04:34Kate, that thing.
04:35Well, you don't eat those cakes.
04:36He doesn't get baked in.
04:40I think the jumping out cakes are fake cakes.
04:43It looks like a real cake and then it turns out to be just a vessel for Hoon.
04:47That's what's charming.
04:50Well, you've got your doubts about how low Hoon may or may not have sunk, so let's have a look at story B.
04:56This is lost their marbles.
04:58This is the news that the Greek Olympic team will boycott the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony in a protest over the Elgin marbles.
05:06Miranda, any thoughts?
05:08Well, you see, this is really embarrassing.
05:10I don't know what the Elgin marbles are.
05:13Is that really embarrassing?
05:14Please tell me someone else doesn't know.
05:16Oh, fucking hell.
05:20There was this British composer called Elgin.
05:22Don't patronise me.
05:24British composer Elgin and he liked to play with marbles.
05:28And then suddenly the Greeks came along and said, no, we want your marbles.
05:32And the British Museum intervened to stop them having a fight and so they kept them for a long time.
05:38The composer Elgin was so upset to lose his marbles that he went mad.
05:42Hence the expression losing your marbles.
05:46Or the actual truth is that they're marbles from the Parthenon that have been in the British Museum for 200 years
05:52and the Greeks are constantly banging on about wanting them back.
05:56Well, that could then be true.
05:58That's exactly why it's a plausible story.
06:04For you, it's just obviously a random series of incomprehensible words.
06:10Thank you. You're pleased you booked me.
06:13We're very pleased we booked you.
06:15You're good value.
06:25OK, we'll have a look at story C.
06:28This is Wham Bam, Sam Cam to be Mam.
06:32Yes, this week it was announced that Samantha Cameron is pregnant.
06:35Apparently she's been feeling nauseous and throwing up in the morning.
06:38But then when David's on the Today programme, who doesn't?
06:45I believe that because I think even you guys wouldn't go Wham Bam, Sam Cam to be Mam, she'll need a new pram.
06:54You just think that's too silly.
06:57That's too silly for a comedy show that must have been in a newspaper.
07:00Correct.
07:03Well, I think the time has come to vote, so let me recap the stories.
07:07Is it A, Geoff Hoon pockets £20,000 for popping out of Kate Moss's birthday cake?
07:12B, Greece to boycott Olympic opening ceremony over the Elgin marbles?
07:16Or C, Samantha Cameron announces her pregnancy?
07:20Please vote A, B or C now.
07:25Oh, we have a full range of answers.
07:28I love that.
07:31I need to get a life.
07:34Miranda has gone for Samantha Cameron's pregnancy.
07:37Rob for Greece boycotting the Olympic opening ceremony.
07:41And Shappy for Geoff Hoon jumping out of a cake.
07:44I'm very glad you consider that plausible.
07:47I wish you were right. In fact, Miranda is.
07:50Yes.
07:54Who's stupid now, Elgin's marbles?
08:00Yes, you cover Elgin's marbles, Wanko.
08:07Yes, she's pregnant. We assume David's the father, though let's remember.
08:11What Lord Ashcroft wants, Lord Ashcroft gets.
08:18Just before you went into the bubble,
08:20there was also in the news a risque photo shoot
08:23that she'd been involved in in the 1990s was published.
08:26Oh, risque.
08:28I think that's what Telegraph readers think pornography is.
08:33But this one's a little bit...
08:36Oh, I say.
08:38It looks like she wants us to see her pussy.
08:41David Mitchell said pussy, it's wrong.
08:44It's all right, I was merely innocently punning
08:47because in this picture you can see her pussy.
08:50It's OK.
08:52Oh, I thought you meant vagina.
08:55It looks like she's fallen off a balcony and broken both her legs.
09:02Do you think there's anything cynical about the timing?
09:05On the Sunday you've got the raunchy photos coming out,
09:08on the whatever it is, the Tuesday she announces her pregnancy,
09:11on the Sunday they're saying shaggable,
09:14on the Sunday they're saying shagged.
09:19They're sort of saying, see, David's nailed her.
09:23He's the leading chimp in this pack.
09:26Leave the old one-eyed loser to toss himself off in his swinging tyre.
09:38And you believed Hoon's antics, Shafi.
09:42Did you give him and Kate a chance?
09:44Well, I think it was a plausible story,
09:46because Geoff, whom it seems will do quite a lot of things for money,
09:50this week he was among the politicians caught out by a Channel 4 programme
09:54as willing to lobby for cash.
09:56And he was caught saying to the fake lobbyists,
09:58one of the challenges I think which I'm really looking forward to
10:01is sort of translating my knowledge and contacts
10:04about the sort of international scene
10:06into something that bluntly makes money.
10:09Who else do you think might have been caught out in this sting?
10:12Byers is always a bit of a squirt, isn't he?
10:14Byers, yes. No.
10:16Yes, Stephen Byers.
10:18Well done, Geoff.
10:20Well done.
10:24Byers was caught by the same programme,
10:27and he said,
10:28I'm a bit like a sort of cab for hire, I suppose, at the moment.
10:34And a Tory caught with Sir John Butterfill.
10:39And Butterfill told the undercover reporter,
10:41it's quite likely that I will go to the Lords.
10:45After the programme was transmitted,
10:47David Cameron said,
10:49I can tell you that's not going to happen.
10:54Butterfill's claimed another 50 grand for butter.
10:57How much butter does it take to fill Butterfill?
11:01We've never filled Butterfill yet.
11:03He loves butter.
11:06We've got a picture of Butterfill.
11:09That's butter.
11:11Good old Butterfill.
11:13We managed to Photoshop out all of the butter.
11:18Well, at the end of that round, Miranda gets a point.
11:26Moving on to TV news,
11:28you're going to see three news reports,
11:30but once again, only one of them is real
11:32and has been broadcast while you were inside the bubble.
11:35The other two are fakes. Can you spot the real story?
11:38Let's have a look at Report A.
11:42Meet 79-year-old Denise Crilly,
11:44Britain's number one female in the Pensioner Boxing Championships,
11:48on the Wii.
11:50The virtual gaming console has taken off
11:52amongst pensioners across Europe, and now it's showtime.
11:57Tomorrow, Denise will compete in the European final
12:00of the International Wii Ultimate Boxing Pensioners' Competition.
12:04Just nearly the neck.
12:10We're going to go for broke.
12:12We're going to go for gold.
12:14And this is who Denise is up against,
12:16Josephine Girard, the reigning French champion.
12:19She took up virtual boxing two years ago as a way to keep fit.
12:26I adore it. I really let off steam.
12:28Yes, yes, you move everything.
12:30Your arms, your legs, your head.
12:34Denise's opposition across the channel
12:36may think she can pack a mean left hook,
12:38but this English heavyweight certainly looks set
12:41to knock out the French competition.
12:46So, for once, a refreshing story about pensioners and Wii.
12:52Miranda, what do you think about that?
12:54I kind of think it might be true,
12:56because the thought of making this and going,
12:58let's get old women to look really stupid and do weird moves
13:02would be sort of wrong.
13:04They do sort of look sufficiently mad enough to be real.
13:07And also, I didn't understand a word the first woman said.
13:11So, again, I kind of think...
13:13Do you think maybe they were both French?
13:16She wasn't French, the first woman.
13:18No, no, she wasn't. It was a joke.
13:20I see, I see.
13:22He normally has a little card.
13:25So I think if that was an actor,
13:27you would have said, can you please say it so we can understand you?
13:30But you can't do that, because she was potentially real.
13:33It would be a supporting artist. They were all bonkers anyway.
13:36Oh, look at you, you wanker.
13:40Extras are all mad, which you know perfectly well
13:43from your eponymous sitcom that they are.
13:46Anyway, David.
13:50Let's have a look at report B.
13:54High inflation. The recession. Global downturn.
13:57In hard times, words like recession, deficit and inflation
14:01leave a bad taste in the mouth.
14:03Unless, of course, you happen to be in Duke's Theatre in Lancaster.
14:08Every time the Chancellor delivered some bad news,
14:11this vending machine delivered some good news.
14:14A free packet of crisps.
14:16This is no ordinary vending machine.
14:18It is, in fact, an art installation rigged up to a BBC news feed
14:22and programmed to respond to certain words with a free packet of crisps.
14:26What does this bizarre budget artwork actually mean?
14:29It's a project by an artist called Ellie Harrison.
14:32She developed it when the recession first kicked off last year,
14:35so it was looking at those sort of issues.
14:38Well, the budget certainly drew a crowd,
14:40but was it thanks to fiscal policy or the freebies on offer?
14:43To actually have something that, when money's mentioned,
14:46gives something away is quite...
14:48Well, I think it's quite exciting, really.
14:51It was always going to be a hard budget to digest,
14:54but here in Lancaster, art has made it a little more savoury.
14:59So, a unique installation there, a vending machine that works.
15:04Robert, did you believe that?
15:06I'm not sure if I believed that they could make a machine that does that.
15:09I didn't believe it because the voiceover artist sounded just like Miranda.
15:13Do you know, it's weird you should say.
15:15I thought that was me when it first started.
15:18Is that me? Is that me? I did.
15:20Was it you, Miranda? No.
15:24Well, let's have a look at Report C.
15:28Yellow.
15:29But is Her Majesty wearing her political colours on her sleeve?
15:33A leaked memo shows the Labour Party route to Buckingham Palace in November,
15:38asking the Queen to wear the Liberal Democrats' colour less often.
15:42I'm not saying remotely for a moment that this indicates
15:45that she is a paid-up member of the Nick Clegg Society.
15:48However, there are messages that are being sent out there.
15:51They may be subliminal, but they are messages all the same.
15:54But some royal watchers dismiss the idea.
15:57The Queen wears a varied wardrobe.
16:00She always looks fantastic.
16:02What can she wear? She can't wear blue either, and she can't wear red.
16:06So that leaves her with, what, green and black?
16:09Absolutely flabbergasting.
16:11A Buckingham Palace spokesperson said the Queen's dress was a personal matter,
16:16not a cause for media speculation.
16:21The Queen wears yellow when Lib Dem leaders come to the palace for drinks,
16:24though she wants her to change after Charles Kennedy missed the bucket.
16:28Shafi, does that sound likely to you?
16:31They do start focusing on the Queen's elections,
16:33like, ooh, what way does she vote?
16:35And everyone knows she votes green.
16:38Well, actually, she's not allowed to vote.
16:40I knew that. I knew that.
16:43I'm gutted I got something about the Queen wrong,
16:45because I met her once when she opened Ealing Broadway Shopping Centre,
16:48and I just feel like we had a bond.
16:50I wonder how she votes.
16:52That's quite a personal question.
16:54Yes, she said green. Lying bitch.
16:59So what's looking most plausible to you at the moment?
17:02Either A or B is truest in my head.
17:05I'm saying what he's saying, because he is clever.
17:08Well, I think the time has come to vote, so let me recap the stories for you.
17:11Is it A, pensioners prepare for international wee boxing competition,
17:16B, vending machine gives away crisps during budget speech,
17:20or C, the Queen is accused of dressing in yellow
17:22to show support for the Lib Dems?
17:24Please vote A, B or C now.
17:30Miranda and Rob have both gone for the pensioners
17:32in the wee boxing competition,
17:34and Shafi believes that the Queen's been accused
17:37of bias towards the Lib Dems.
17:39Well, I'm very happy to say that you're all wrong.
17:43APPLAUSE
17:47The real answer is B, the vending machine programme
17:50to give away free crisps when Darling said certain words
17:52in the budget speech.
17:54Out of the other two that weren't true, which was the most true?
17:57So who came second?
18:00That's an extremely complicated question.
18:03I don't know.
18:05The thing about the budget one is that all week
18:08we were going to fake a budget story.
18:10You know, make some stupid thing up to do with the budget.
18:13And then a thing stupider than the thing we made up
18:16actually happened.
18:19Do you want to know what word Cameron used
18:21to explain the economy after the budget?
18:23Yes, please.
18:24Mine.
18:25Mine?
18:27No, he called it stuck.
18:29He says the economy is stuck.
18:31It's stuck cos of that twat.
18:34We're going to get in, sort it.
18:36He just does it.
18:38He's very blokey now, isn't he?
18:40The economy's stuck. Britain is broken.
18:43Osborne said the budget was...
18:45Shafted.
18:46No.
18:49He actually said the budget was empty.
18:53Here's a picture of Chief Secretary to the Treasury Liam Byrne.
18:57Cameron called him Baldermort.
19:00LAUGHTER
19:05It's really... In a way...
19:07That's not allowed.
19:09Well, it shouldn't be allowed, but at the same time,
19:12Liam Byrne, you shouldn't feel sorry for him,
19:14when he started working at the Treasury,
19:16he sent an 11-page document entitled
19:18Working With Liam Byrne round to the whole department,
19:21giving a series of detailed instructions including
19:23never put anything to me unless you understand it
19:26and can explain it to me in 60 seconds.
19:29What an arsehole.
19:33Two of you believed in the Pensioners' Wii competition.
19:36Yeah.
19:37For me, it was the fake French lady.
19:40That was what did it for me.
19:42The French lady was real.
19:46We didn't go to France and get a French lady.
19:48They found footage of a crazy French lady.
19:51The Crilly footage we faked, but the French footage we found.
19:55Shappie, you went for the political story about the Queen.
19:58Do you think that's the kind of...?
20:00That is the kind of thing they start.
20:02They always start picking on the Queen's clothes
20:04when they don't know what else to talk about.
20:06They go, oh, she wore that hat in 1773 at her friend's house for tea
20:10and everyone goes, oh, did she really?
20:12And Anne once wore a frock that she wore on her first date
20:15with Prince Philip. That's her dad.
20:18Well, they're a funny lot.
20:22And I'm afraid at the end of that round, I keep all the points.
20:31So, you've all been living together in a house for a week.
20:35That's not normal.
20:37How was it? Did you have a nice time?
20:39It was very restful, but the thing is,
20:41Miranda was convinced the house was haunted,
20:43so we didn't sleep a lot.
20:45I'm only saying there was one ghost.
20:47What did he look like?
20:49Did it look like Rob or Shappie?
20:51Did it go...
20:54I'm going to stop talking because I will come across insane
20:57and doctors will be ready to take me away.
20:59It held your hand, though.
21:01Well, that's how you've done it.
21:04The way you told the story, now correct me if I'm getting this wrong,
21:09is that you woke up because you felt a hand over your throat
21:13and you were doing this so that it wouldn't strangle you
21:16and then you woke up and you were sort of doing that.
21:21I said, I'm sure I was doing this.
21:24Yeah. Yeah.
21:25Did they have a kid with you in the house?
21:35He keeps talking about this Abbie that he's married to,
21:38but, you know, we all know Abbie's David.
21:44Oh, my God!
21:46That's what I call the end of Jenga.
21:55If you'd picked the piece that I told you to pick,
21:57that wouldn't have fallen down then.
21:59Let it go!
22:01Moving on, and it's back to the newspapers.
22:03Three fresh stories and, again, only one of them genuinely did feature
22:06in the papers while you were in the bubble.
22:08The other two we faked.
22:10Here's story A.
22:12How dare you?
22:13This is the news that whilst on a tour of New Zealand,
22:16Princess Anne's hair was compared to a cottage loaf
22:19by a fashion designer whom she'd just met.
22:22Chappy.
22:24First impressions?
22:25I don't think that's true.
22:27I mean, when you meet a member of the royal family,
22:30the words cottage loaf aren't the first things
22:33that might pop into your head.
22:35I must get a stamp, maybe.
22:38That joke is to copyright Stephen Fry in 1988.
22:42Whose line is it, anyway?
22:44Then he decides to come clean.
22:46OK, moving on, let's have a look at story B.
22:49Loutning strikes twice.
22:51Here we have the news that the tabloid's favourite lotto lout,
22:54Michael Carroll, who won £9.7 million back in 2002,
22:58has won again, although this time he's only trousered
23:01a measly £338,000.
23:03Any thoughts, Miranda?
23:05Depressingly, I think that can be true.
23:07I think people who gamble and win always win again.
23:11If that's true, I'm surprised Ladbrokes don't use it as a slogan.
23:15I'm not sure about that, but I sort of wish it were true,
23:18because it's always fun when a deeply undesirable person
23:22wins the lottery and everyone gets very upset and they go,
23:25but this is terrible, it's as if it's some kind of lottery.
23:32If we have a system where we randomly give out
23:35large sums of money to people,
23:37sometimes it's going to go to an arsehole.
23:42Well, let's have a look at story C.
23:44This is the curse of Sheila's Wheels.
23:46This is the news that all three women who starred
23:49in those annoying Sheila's Wheels adverts
23:51have since injured themselves in separate car accidents.
23:56So, what do you think, Shadi?
23:58I love that to be true. Not that I wish them harm.
24:03Imagine at the end of the ad,
24:05they go, do-do-do-do, Sheila's Wheels,
24:07and then the sound effect of...
24:10I have to go, what am I going to hear now
24:12at the end of the ad every time?
24:14There's a little photo of one of them with a neck brace on
24:16that doesn't really look like any of the top three.
24:19I think it's the middle one.
24:21You're being very forensic with your photo analysing.
24:24OK, well, I'll just recap the stories.
24:28Is it A, Princess Anne's hair compared to a cottage loaf,
24:32B, Lotto lamp Michael Carroll wins the lottery again,
24:35or C, all three actresses who starred in the Sheila's Wheels adverts
24:38have since been in car accidents?
24:40Can you vote A, B or C now, please?
24:43Oh, no.
24:46Oh, Rob's gone for Princess Anne's hair.
24:49And, Rob, you're right.
24:51Oh.
24:55Princess Anne's hair was compared to a cottage loaf
24:57by a fashion designer whom she'd just met in New Zealand.
25:00The designer, Denise Lestrange Corbett, said...
25:09Now, let's see a picture of this expert on hairstyling.
25:14It looks like Peter Kay in drag.
25:17She also said, after her chat with the royal...
25:25Shappi and Miranda, you went with the lightning strikes twice.
25:28It is possible that he'll win again because he does still buy tickets
25:32as he says, I only do it because I know how much it will piss people off
25:36if I win again.
25:38So, none of you went with the curse of Sheila's Wheels?
25:41No.
25:44One of the reasons you might not have gone with it
25:47is that it's misspelt.
25:49And it says, the curse of Sheila's Wheels.
25:53So it does.
25:57I think it would be fair to say that is not a deliberate error.
26:01But it's pleasing that that wasn't why you didn't believe it.
26:05And then we go, I'm not sure that photo is her.
26:09Well, at the end of that round, Robert gets a point.
26:16Right, our final round is on the buzzer.
26:19I'll read you some news stories from the last week that may or may not be real.
26:22If you're first to buzz in, please answer real or fake.
26:25If you're right, you win a point. If you're wrong, you lose a point.
26:28And I can tell you, it's very close,
26:30but Miranda and Robert are both slightly ahead.
26:35Which is a positive way of saying, Shappie's coming last.
26:39Let's begin with...
26:41Having made 140 staff redundant,
26:43Barclaycard has asked them to go to India in order to train their replacements.
26:47BUZZER
26:48Miranda.
26:49Real.
26:50That's real.
26:52Air New Zealand has apologised after a staff training manual
26:55warned that many Tongan passengers would attempt to drink the plane dry.
27:00BUZZER
27:01Shappie.
27:03BUZZER
27:04Shappie.
27:05Real.
27:06That's real.
27:09Comedian David Mitchell has announced he has to split
27:12from his long-term comedy partner Robert Webb
27:14in order to concentrate on a solo career.
27:16BUZZER
27:17Robert.
27:18Fake.
27:19It is fake.
27:23Hell of a way to break it.
27:27Heston Blumenthal's restaurant The Fat Duck
27:30is now serving froth seasoned with the salt of human tears.
27:34BUZZER
27:35Miranda.
27:36True.
27:37Real.
27:38Fake.
27:39Fake.
27:41I'm afraid I have to take your second answer of three.
27:45It's fake.
27:47Tony Benn has admitted that he was drunk when he named his son Hillary.
27:51BUZZER
27:52Miranda.
27:53Real.
27:54Fake.
27:55Joanna Lumley has severed her links with the Gurkhas
27:58after one of them goosed her.
28:00BUZZER
28:01Miranda.
28:02Fake.
28:03That is fake.
28:04The Large Hadron Collider has blown up
28:07and there is very little left of Switzerland.
28:09BUZZER
28:11Robert.
28:13Fake.
28:14That's fake.
28:16And finally, Lancashire Council has chopped down over 6,000 trees
28:20at a beauty spot to stop the area being used for dogging.
28:23BUZZER
28:24Shappie.
28:25Fake.
28:26That's real.
28:28BUZZER
28:29LAUGHTER
28:30APPLAUSE
28:326,000 trees.
28:34So the winner is...
28:36Robert!
28:37APPLAUSE
28:40Congratulations.
28:44Well, on that note, thank you to my guests,
28:46Miranda Hart, Robert Webb and Shappie Corsandi.
28:49Sadly, this is the last in the series,
28:51so never coming out of the bubble will be Hazel Blears,
28:54Keith Chegwin and Robert Mugabe.
28:56Goodnight.
28:57APPLAUSE
29:02It's Thanksgiving and Noah's got himself a date
29:05and a whole heap of trouble.
29:07Heroes, the first of a double bill starts at 11.55 here on BBC Two.
29:12APPLAUSE