The Bubble. Episode 6.

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First broadcast 6th March 2010.

David Mitchell

Shaparak Khorsandi (as Shappi Khorsandi)
Robert Webb
Miranda Hart

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00:00Take three celebrities, send them off to a remote house in the country, then seal them
00:12in.
00:13With no computers, TVs, newspapers or mobile phones, they'll be completely cut off from
00:19the outside world.
00:21So, how will they know what's been going on while they've been in... the bubble?
00:28Good evening, I'm David Mitchell and welcome to the last show in this series of The Bubble.
00:38The show where we ask three celebrities to spend the week completely cut off from the
00:41outside world.
00:42No newspapers, no TV, no internet, nothing.
00:45So they've missed the budget, lucky sods.
00:48On the downside, they won't know that under Alistair Darling's new three-day vacancy rule,
00:52all their homes have been repossessed to help reduce the national debt.
00:57Before we set them free, we're going to show them a selection of news reports.
01:00Some of them are genuine, some of them have been faked, but will they be able to tell
01:03the difference?
01:04So, let's meet tonight's guests straight from the bubble.
01:07Please welcome Miranda Hart, Robert Webb and Shappi Korsandi.
01:27Hello and welcome all.
01:28Hello.
01:29Hello, David.
01:30Thank you for having us, David.
01:31I'll tell you, you've no idea what's been happening in the world, you're assuming it's
01:36fairly light-hearted, because...
01:37They know that this show is on, so they've been trying to keep world events fairly up.
01:41Fairly light.
01:42Exactly, yeah.
01:43But also, the show hasn't been pulled because, you know, of some horrible asteroid hitting
01:48Brazil.
01:49Anything else that you hope might have happened?
01:52I was hoping that the government had announced a pilot scheme to build a raised platform
01:57above the whole area of Notting Hill and build on there an artificial beach and a working,
02:06lovely country pub and a five-bedroom house with extensive grounds, and then what the
02:11scheme is they do with that is they give it to me.
02:14That's what I was hoping they would have announced, just a pilot scheme, because I might not like
02:20it.
02:21And also, the last thing you want is when you're there on your lovely platform with
02:25your beach and your swimming pool, but still with easy access to central London.
02:28This is my thinking, David.
02:29Is to see all the other bloody platforms that are getting put up by other people.
02:33Yeah, no, I'm going off this idea.
02:35Isn't this lovely?
02:36Have you missed each other?
02:37It's really beautiful.
02:38It's lovely.
02:39We looked after him well.
02:40Did you miss him?
02:41Were you all right?
02:42I missed him terribly.
02:43Yeah.
02:44But, of course, we can't natter away like we usually do on the television.
02:47We'll have to get on with the news show.
02:49Yes, let's do the news show.
02:50Can I just say what was really touching is finding out that Rob refers to you as my David.
02:55Because we were in the middle of a conversation about the novelist David Mitchell, so I had
03:07to, you know, make some distinction.
03:09I didn't want to say bastard David and idiot David.
03:12It was my David and the other David.
03:14I had no intention of being cute.
03:18OK.
03:19We start with some stories from the newspapers.
03:22Three stories, and only one of them genuinely did feature in the papers while you were inside the bubble.
03:27The other two are fakes.
03:28Can you tell the difference?
03:30Here's story A.
03:32Hoon's a jammy sponger.
03:35It emerged this week that former Cabinet Minister Geoff Hoon was paid £20,000 by Sir Philip Green, the retail tycoon,
03:42to pop out of a cake during a birthday party he organised recently for Kate Moss.
03:48For that cash, Tony Blair would probably have done it, but he was busy that night pole dancing for King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia.
03:56So, Robert, does that seem plausible to you?
04:00I think popping out of a cake, I think even Hoon draws a line there.
04:05He thinks it's beneath him.
04:07He wrongly thinks it's beneath him to pop out of a cake.
04:11Do we know that Kate Moss is sufficiently a fan enough of Geoff Hoon?
04:17We don't know that Hoon was the first choice.
04:20Could have been that Kate Moss really had her heart set on Roy Hattersley.
04:25Roy Hattersley.
04:26Roy couldn't have figured out cake.
04:28Yeah.
04:30I think it's untrue because I can't imagine cake.
04:33Cake would eat Kate.
04:34Kate, that thing.
04:35Well, you don't eat those cakes.
04:36He doesn't get baked in.
04:40I think the jumping out cakes are fake cakes.
04:43It looks like a real cake and then it turns out to be just a vessel for Hoon.
04:47That's what's charming.
04:50Well, you've got your doubts about how low Hoon may or may not have sunk, so let's have a look at story B.
04:56This is lost their marbles.
04:58This is the news that the Greek Olympic team will boycott the 2012 Olympic opening ceremony in a protest over the Elgin marbles.
05:06Miranda, any thoughts?
05:08Well, you see, this is really embarrassing.
05:10I don't know what the Elgin marbles are.
05:13Is that really embarrassing?
05:14Please tell me someone else doesn't know.
05:16Oh, fucking hell.
05:20There was this British composer called Elgin.
05:22Don't patronise me.
05:24British composer Elgin and he liked to play with marbles.
05:28And then suddenly the Greeks came along and said, no, we want your marbles.
05:32And the British Museum intervened to stop them having a fight and so they kept them for a long time.
05:38The composer Elgin was so upset to lose his marbles that he went mad.
05:42Hence the expression losing your marbles.
05:46Or the actual truth is that they're marbles from the Parthenon that have been in the British Museum for 200 years
05:52and the Greeks are constantly banging on about wanting them back.
05:56Well, that could then be true.
05:58That's exactly why it's a plausible story.
06:04For you, it's just obviously a random series of incomprehensible words.
06:10Thank you. You're pleased you booked me.
06:13We're very pleased we booked you.
06:15You're good value.
06:25OK, we'll have a look at story C.
06:28This is Wham Bam, Sam Cam to be Mam.
06:32Yes, this week it was announced that Samantha Cameron is pregnant.
06:35Apparently she's been feeling nauseous and throwing up in the morning.
06:38But then when David's on the Today programme, who doesn't?
06:45I believe that because I think even you guys wouldn't go Wham Bam, Sam Cam to be Mam, she'll need a new pram.
06:54You just think that's too silly.
06:57That's too silly for a comedy show that must have been in a newspaper.
07:00Correct.
07:03Well, I think the time has come to vote, so let me recap the stories.
07:07Is it A, Geoff Hoon pockets £20,000 for popping out of Kate Moss's birthday cake?
07:12B, Greece to boycott Olympic opening ceremony over the Elgin marbles?
07:16Or C, Samantha Cameron announces her pregnancy?
07:20Please vote A, B or C now.
07:25Oh, we have a full range of answers.
07:28I love that.
07:31I need to get a life.
07:34Miranda has gone for Samantha Cameron's pregnancy.
07:37Rob for Greece boycotting the Olympic opening ceremony.
07:41And Shappy for Geoff Hoon jumping out of a cake.
07:44I'm very glad you consider that plausible.
07:47I wish you were right. In fact, Miranda is.
07:50Yes.
07:54Who's stupid now, Elgin's marbles?
08:00Yes, you cover Elgin's marbles, Wanko.
08:07Yes, she's pregnant. We assume David's the father, though let's remember.
08:11What Lord Ashcroft wants, Lord Ashcroft gets.
08:18Just before you went into the bubble,
08:20there was also in the news a risque photo shoot
08:23that she'd been involved in in the 1990s was published.
08:26Oh, risque.
08:28I think that's what Telegraph readers think pornography is.
08:33But this one's a little bit...
08:36Oh, I say.
08:38It looks like she wants us to see her pussy.
08:41David Mitchell said pussy, it's wrong.
08:44It's all right, I was merely innocently punning
08:47because in this picture you can see her pussy.
08:50It's OK.
08:52Oh, I thought you meant vagina.
08:55It looks like she's fallen off a balcony and broken both her legs.
09:02Do you think there's anything cynical about the timing?
09:05On the Sunday you've got the raunchy photos coming out,
09:08on the whatever it is, the Tuesday she announces her pregnancy,
09:11on the Sunday they're saying shaggable,
09:14on the Sunday they're saying shagged.
09:19They're sort of saying, see, David's nailed her.
09:23He's the leading chimp in this pack.
09:26Leave the old one-eyed loser to toss himself off in his swinging tyre.
09:38And you believed Hoon's antics, Shafi.
09:42Did you give him and Kate a chance?
09:44Well, I think it was a plausible story,
09:46because Geoff, whom it seems will do quite a lot of things for money,
09:50this week he was among the politicians caught out by a Channel 4 programme
09:54as willing to lobby for cash.
09:56And he was caught saying to the fake lobbyists,
09:58one of the challenges I think which I'm really looking forward to
10:01is sort of translating my knowledge and contacts
10:04about the sort of international scene
10:06into something that bluntly makes money.
10:09Who else do you think might have been caught out in this sting?
10:12Byers is always a bit of a squirt, isn't he?
10:14Byers, yes. No.
10:16Yes, Stephen Byers.
10:18Well done, Geoff.
10:20Well done.
10:24Byers was caught by the same programme,
10:27and he said,
10:28I'm a bit like a sort of cab for hire, I suppose, at the moment.
10:34And a Tory caught with Sir John Butterfill.
10:39And Butterfill told the undercover reporter,
10:41it's quite likely that I will go to the Lords.
10:45After the programme was transmitted,
10:47David Cameron said,
10:49I can tell you that's not going to happen.
10:54Butterfill's claimed another 50 grand for butter.
10:57How much butter does it take to fill Butterfill?
11:01We've never filled Butterfill yet.
11:03He loves butter.
11:06We've got a picture of Butterfill.
11:09That's butter.
11:11Good old Butterfill.
11:13We managed to Photoshop out all of the butter.
11:18Well, at the end of that round, Miranda gets a point.
11:26Moving on to TV news,
11:28you're going to see three news reports,
11:30but once again, only one of them is real
11:32and has been broadcast while you were inside the bubble.
11:35The other two are fakes. Can you spot the real story?
11:38Let's have a look at Report A.
11:42Meet 79-year-old Denise Crilly,
11:44Britain's number one female in the Pensioner Boxing Championships,
11:48on the Wii.
11:50The virtual gaming console has taken off
11:52amongst pensioners across Europe, and now it's showtime.
11:57Tomorrow, Denise will compete in the European final
12:00of the International Wii Ultimate Boxing Pensioners' Competition.
12:04Just nearly the neck.
12:10We're going to go for broke.
12:12We're going to go for gold.
12:14And this is who Denise is up against,
12:16Josephine Girard, the reigning French champion.
12:19She took up virtual boxing two years ago as a way to keep fit.
12:26I adore it. I really let off steam.
12:28Yes, yes, you move everything.
12:30Your arms, your legs, your head.
12:34Denise's opposition across the channel
12:36may think she can pack a mean left hook,
12:38but this English heavyweight certainly looks set
12:41to knock out the French competition.
12:46So, for once, a refreshing story about pensioners and Wii.
12:52Miranda, what do you think about that?
12:54I kind of think it might be true,
12:56because the thought of making this and going,
12:58let's get old women to look really stupid and do weird moves
13:02would be sort of wrong.
13:04They do sort of look sufficiently mad enough to be real.
13:07And also, I didn't understand a word the first woman said.
13:11So, again, I kind of think...
13:13Do you think maybe they were both French?
13:16She wasn't French, the first woman.
13:18No, no, she wasn't. It was a joke.
13:20I see, I see.
13:22He normally has a little card.
13:25So I think if that was an actor,
13:27you would have said, can you please say it so we can understand you?
13:30But you can't do that, because she was potentially real.
13:33It would be a supporting artist. They were all bonkers anyway.
13:36Oh, look at you, you wanker.
13:40Extras are all mad, which you know perfectly well
13:43from your eponymous sitcom that they are.
13:46Anyway, David.
13:50Let's have a look at report B.
13:54High inflation. The recession. Global downturn.
13:57In hard times, words like recession, deficit and inflation
14:01leave a bad taste in the mouth.
14:03Unless, of course, you happen to be in Duke's Theatre in Lancaster.
14:08Every time the Chancellor delivered some bad news,
14:11this vending machine delivered some good news.
14:14A free packet of crisps.
14:16This is no ordinary vending machine.
14:18It is, in fact, an art installation rigged up to a BBC news feed
14:22and programmed to respond to certain words with a free packet of crisps.
14:26What does this bizarre budget artwork actually mean?
14:29It's a project by an artist called Ellie Harrison.
14:32She developed it when the recession first kicked off last year,
14:35so it was looking at those sort of issues.
14:38Well, the budget certainly drew a crowd,
14:40but was it thanks to fiscal policy or the freebies on offer?
14:43To actually have something that, when money's mentioned,
14:46gives something away is quite...
14:48Well, I think it's quite exciting, really.
14:51It was always going to be a hard budget to digest,
14:54but here in Lancaster, art has made it a little more savoury.
14:59So, a unique installation there, a vending machine that works.
15:04Robert, did you believe that?
15:06I'm not sure if I believed that they could make a machine that does that.
15:09I didn't believe it because the voiceover artist sounded just like Miranda.
15:13Do you know, it's weird you should say.
15:15I thought that was me when it first started.
15:18Is that me? Is that me? I did.
15:20Was it you, Miranda? No.
15:24Well, let's have a look at Report C.
15:28Yellow.
15:29But is Her Majesty wearing her political colours on her sleeve?
15:33A leaked memo shows the Labour Party route to Buckingham Palace in November,
15:38asking the Queen to wear the Liberal Democrats' colour less often.
15:42I'm not saying remotely for a moment that this indicates
15:45that she is a paid-up member of the Nick Clegg Society.
15:48However, there are messages that are being sent out there.
15:51They may be subliminal, but they are messages all the same.
15:54But some royal watchers dismiss the idea.
15:57The Queen wears a varied wardrobe.
16:00She always looks fantastic.
16:02What can she wear? She can't wear blue either, and she can't wear red.
16:06So that leaves her with, what, green and black?
16:09Absolutely flabbergasting.
16:11A Buckingham Palace spokesperson said the Queen's dress was a personal matter,
16:16not a cause for media speculation.
16:21The Queen wears yellow when Lib Dem leaders come to the palace for drinks,
16:24though she wants her to change after Charles Kennedy missed the bucket.
16:28Shafi, does that sound likely to you?
16:31They do start focusing on the Queen's elections,
16:33like, ooh, what way does she vote?
16:35And everyone knows she votes green.
16:38Well, actually, she's not allowed to vote.
16:40I knew that. I knew that.
16:43I'm gutted I got something about the Queen wrong,
16:45because I met her once when she opened Ealing Broadway Shopping Centre,
16:48and I just feel like we had a bond.
16:50I wonder how she votes.
16:52That's quite a personal question.
16:54Yes, she said green. Lying bitch.
16:59So what's looking most plausible to you at the moment?
17:02Either A or B is truest in my head.
17:05I'm saying what he's saying, because he is clever.
17:08Well, I think the time has come to vote, so let me recap the stories for you.
17:11Is it A, pensioners prepare for international wee boxing competition,
17:16B, vending machine gives away crisps during budget speech,
17:20or C, the Queen is accused of dressing in yellow
17:22to show support for the Lib Dems?
17:24Please vote A, B or C now.
17:30Miranda and Rob have both gone for the pensioners
17:32in the wee boxing competition,
17:34and Shafi believes that the Queen's been accused
17:37of bias towards the Lib Dems.
17:39Well, I'm very happy to say that you're all wrong.
17:43APPLAUSE
17:47The real answer is B, the vending machine programme
17:50to give away free crisps when Darling said certain words
17:52in the budget speech.
17:54Out of the other two that weren't true, which was the most true?
17:57So who came second?
18:00That's an extremely complicated question.
18:03I don't know.
18:05The thing about the budget one is that all week
18:08we were going to fake a budget story.
18:10You know, make some stupid thing up to do with the budget.
18:13And then a thing stupider than the thing we made up
18:16actually happened.
18:19Do you want to know what word Cameron used
18:21to explain the economy after the budget?
18:23Yes, please.
18:24Mine.
18:25Mine?
18:27No, he called it stuck.
18:29He says the economy is stuck.
18:31It's stuck cos of that twat.
18:34We're going to get in, sort it.
18:36He just does it.
18:38He's very blokey now, isn't he?
18:40The economy's stuck. Britain is broken.
18:43Osborne said the budget was...
18:45Shafted.
18:46No.
18:49He actually said the budget was empty.
18:53Here's a picture of Chief Secretary to the Treasury Liam Byrne.
18:57Cameron called him Baldermort.
19:00LAUGHTER
19:05It's really... In a way...
19:07That's not allowed.
19:09Well, it shouldn't be allowed, but at the same time,
19:12Liam Byrne, you shouldn't feel sorry for him,
19:14when he started working at the Treasury,
19:16he sent an 11-page document entitled
19:18Working With Liam Byrne round to the whole department,
19:21giving a series of detailed instructions including
19:23never put anything to me unless you understand it
19:26and can explain it to me in 60 seconds.
19:29What an arsehole.
19:33Two of you believed in the Pensioners' Wii competition.
19:36Yeah.
19:37For me, it was the fake French lady.
19:40That was what did it for me.
19:42The French lady was real.
19:46We didn't go to France and get a French lady.
19:48They found footage of a crazy French lady.
19:51The Crilly footage we faked, but the French footage we found.
19:55Shappie, you went for the political story about the Queen.
19:58Do you think that's the kind of...?
20:00That is the kind of thing they start.
20:02They always start picking on the Queen's clothes
20:04when they don't know what else to talk about.
20:06They go, oh, she wore that hat in 1773 at her friend's house for tea
20:10and everyone goes, oh, did she really?
20:12And Anne once wore a frock that she wore on her first date
20:15with Prince Philip. That's her dad.
20:18Well, they're a funny lot.
20:22And I'm afraid at the end of that round, I keep all the points.
20:31So, you've all been living together in a house for a week.
20:35That's not normal.
20:37How was it? Did you have a nice time?
20:39It was very restful, but the thing is,
20:41Miranda was convinced the house was haunted,
20:43so we didn't sleep a lot.
20:45I'm only saying there was one ghost.
20:47What did he look like?
20:49Did it look like Rob or Shappie?
20:51Did it go...
20:54I'm going to stop talking because I will come across insane
20:57and doctors will be ready to take me away.
20:59It held your hand, though.
21:01Well, that's how you've done it.
21:04The way you told the story, now correct me if I'm getting this wrong,
21:09is that you woke up because you felt a hand over your throat
21:13and you were doing this so that it wouldn't strangle you
21:16and then you woke up and you were sort of doing that.
21:21I said, I'm sure I was doing this.
21:24Yeah. Yeah.
21:25Did they have a kid with you in the house?
21:35He keeps talking about this Abbie that he's married to,
21:38but, you know, we all know Abbie's David.
21:44Oh, my God!
21:46That's what I call the end of Jenga.
21:55If you'd picked the piece that I told you to pick,
21:57that wouldn't have fallen down then.
21:59Let it go!
22:01Moving on, and it's back to the newspapers.
22:03Three fresh stories and, again, only one of them genuinely did feature
22:06in the papers while you were in the bubble.
22:08The other two we faked.
22:10Here's story A.
22:12How dare you?
22:13This is the news that whilst on a tour of New Zealand,
22:16Princess Anne's hair was compared to a cottage loaf
22:19by a fashion designer whom she'd just met.
22:22Chappy.
22:24First impressions?
22:25I don't think that's true.
22:27I mean, when you meet a member of the royal family,
22:30the words cottage loaf aren't the first things
22:33that might pop into your head.
22:35I must get a stamp, maybe.
22:38That joke is to copyright Stephen Fry in 1988.
22:42Whose line is it, anyway?
22:44Then he decides to come clean.
22:46OK, moving on, let's have a look at story B.
22:49Loutning strikes twice.
22:51Here we have the news that the tabloid's favourite lotto lout,
22:54Michael Carroll, who won £9.7 million back in 2002,
22:58has won again, although this time he's only trousered
23:01a measly £338,000.
23:03Any thoughts, Miranda?
23:05Depressingly, I think that can be true.
23:07I think people who gamble and win always win again.
23:11If that's true, I'm surprised Ladbrokes don't use it as a slogan.
23:15I'm not sure about that, but I sort of wish it were true,
23:18because it's always fun when a deeply undesirable person
23:22wins the lottery and everyone gets very upset and they go,
23:25but this is terrible, it's as if it's some kind of lottery.
23:32If we have a system where we randomly give out
23:35large sums of money to people,
23:37sometimes it's going to go to an arsehole.
23:42Well, let's have a look at story C.
23:44This is the curse of Sheila's Wheels.
23:46This is the news that all three women who starred
23:49in those annoying Sheila's Wheels adverts
23:51have since injured themselves in separate car accidents.
23:56So, what do you think, Shadi?
23:58I love that to be true. Not that I wish them harm.
24:03Imagine at the end of the ad,
24:05they go, do-do-do-do, Sheila's Wheels,
24:07and then the sound effect of...
24:10I have to go, what am I going to hear now
24:12at the end of the ad every time?
24:14There's a little photo of one of them with a neck brace on
24:16that doesn't really look like any of the top three.
24:19I think it's the middle one.
24:21You're being very forensic with your photo analysing.
24:24OK, well, I'll just recap the stories.
24:28Is it A, Princess Anne's hair compared to a cottage loaf,
24:32B, Lotto lamp Michael Carroll wins the lottery again,
24:35or C, all three actresses who starred in the Sheila's Wheels adverts
24:38have since been in car accidents?
24:40Can you vote A, B or C now, please?
24:43Oh, no.
24:46Oh, Rob's gone for Princess Anne's hair.
24:49And, Rob, you're right.
24:51Oh.
24:55Princess Anne's hair was compared to a cottage loaf
24:57by a fashion designer whom she'd just met in New Zealand.
25:00The designer, Denise Lestrange Corbett, said...
25:09Now, let's see a picture of this expert on hairstyling.
25:14It looks like Peter Kay in drag.
25:17She also said, after her chat with the royal...
25:25Shappi and Miranda, you went with the lightning strikes twice.
25:28It is possible that he'll win again because he does still buy tickets
25:32as he says, I only do it because I know how much it will piss people off
25:36if I win again.
25:38So, none of you went with the curse of Sheila's Wheels?
25:41No.
25:44One of the reasons you might not have gone with it
25:47is that it's misspelt.
25:49And it says, the curse of Sheila's Wheels.
25:53So it does.
25:57I think it would be fair to say that is not a deliberate error.
26:01But it's pleasing that that wasn't why you didn't believe it.
26:05And then we go, I'm not sure that photo is her.
26:09Well, at the end of that round, Robert gets a point.
26:16Right, our final round is on the buzzer.
26:19I'll read you some news stories from the last week that may or may not be real.
26:22If you're first to buzz in, please answer real or fake.
26:25If you're right, you win a point. If you're wrong, you lose a point.
26:28And I can tell you, it's very close,
26:30but Miranda and Robert are both slightly ahead.
26:35Which is a positive way of saying, Shappie's coming last.
26:39Let's begin with...
26:41Having made 140 staff redundant,
26:43Barclaycard has asked them to go to India in order to train their replacements.
26:47BUZZER
26:48Miranda.
26:49Real.
26:50That's real.
26:52Air New Zealand has apologised after a staff training manual
26:55warned that many Tongan passengers would attempt to drink the plane dry.
27:00BUZZER
27:01Shappie.
27:03BUZZER
27:04Shappie.
27:05Real.
27:06That's real.
27:09Comedian David Mitchell has announced he has to split
27:12from his long-term comedy partner Robert Webb
27:14in order to concentrate on a solo career.
27:16BUZZER
27:17Robert.
27:18Fake.
27:19It is fake.
27:23Hell of a way to break it.
27:27Heston Blumenthal's restaurant The Fat Duck
27:30is now serving froth seasoned with the salt of human tears.
27:34BUZZER
27:35Miranda.
27:36True.
27:37Real.
27:38Fake.
27:39Fake.
27:41I'm afraid I have to take your second answer of three.
27:45It's fake.
27:47Tony Benn has admitted that he was drunk when he named his son Hillary.
27:51BUZZER
27:52Miranda.
27:53Real.
27:54Fake.
27:55Joanna Lumley has severed her links with the Gurkhas
27:58after one of them goosed her.
28:00BUZZER
28:01Miranda.
28:02Fake.
28:03That is fake.
28:04The Large Hadron Collider has blown up
28:07and there is very little left of Switzerland.
28:09BUZZER
28:11Robert.
28:13Fake.
28:14That's fake.
28:16And finally, Lancashire Council has chopped down over 6,000 trees
28:20at a beauty spot to stop the area being used for dogging.
28:23BUZZER
28:24Shappie.
28:25Fake.
28:26That's real.
28:28BUZZER
28:29LAUGHTER
28:30APPLAUSE
28:326,000 trees.
28:34So the winner is...
28:36Robert!
28:37APPLAUSE
28:40Congratulations.
28:44Well, on that note, thank you to my guests,
28:46Miranda Hart, Robert Webb and Shappie Corsandi.
28:49Sadly, this is the last in the series,
28:51so never coming out of the bubble will be Hazel Blears,
28:54Keith Chegwin and Robert Mugabe.
28:56Goodnight.
28:57APPLAUSE
29:02It's Thanksgiving and Noah's got himself a date
29:05and a whole heap of trouble.
29:07Heroes, the first of a double bill starts at 11.55 here on BBC Two.
29:12APPLAUSE