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00:00Once upon a time, there were three little girls who went to the police academy.
00:18And they were each assigned very hazardous duties.
00:24But I took them away from all that, and now they work for me.
00:27My name is Charlie.
01:27And I'm going to take care of them.
01:58At this rate, you're never going to qualify.
02:01Oh, you're telling me. Billings should be overjoyed anyway.
02:06Hey, look, we qualify, we finish WAC basic training, and we can say goodbye to Sergeant Billings forever.
02:12Pretend he's who you're aiming at.
02:27Ready on the left.
02:41Ready on the right.
02:43The firing line is now ready.
02:47Commence fire.
02:55Hey, Bill!
02:59Cease fire! Cease fire! Cease fire!
03:05She's dead!
03:10Good afternoon, girls.
03:11Hi, Bubba.
03:14What's she doing?
03:16Meditating.
03:17Shh.
03:18Well, when will she be done with that singing?
03:21That's not singing. She's chanting.
03:24And we don't know when she'll be through.
03:26She's put herself into a deep hypnotic trance.
03:34Why don't you try it, Boss?
03:36No, no, I couldn't.
03:38Sure you could, Boss.
03:40Why don't you try it?
03:41Come on over here and just sit right down on the floor.
03:44Now just sit, sit.
03:46Now see how Jill is sitting? Just sit just like Jill.
03:49Now wash your little leggies.
03:51Now that's good enough.
03:53Now put your hands like Jill has her hands, see?
03:56Now, you comfy?
03:58Okay, now what you're going to do is you're going to close your eyes
04:03and remove all thoughts from your mind.
04:08Now start chanting.
04:13Hum.
04:16Hum.
04:19No, louder, Boss. Louder.
04:23Hum.
04:27Hum.
04:30Now you're doing great, Boss. Keep on.
04:34I think I've got the feel of it.
04:36Hum.
04:38Count the investigations.
04:40Hum.
04:42Hum.
04:44Terrific, terrific, Boss.
04:47Hum.
04:50Is that you, Bosley?
04:52You sound like a bagpipe in heat.
04:55Oh, no, no, sir.
04:58I mean, yes, sir.
05:00That's all right, Bosley.
05:02Good afternoon, angels.
05:04Good afternoon, Charlie.
05:06Has Bosley filled you in yet?
05:08Oh, he was just about to.
05:10I'll tell you the details as quickly as I can.
05:12A WAC recruit named Mary Jo Walker was shot and killed two days ago at Fort Jameson.
05:18Shot with an M-16. No trace of the weapon.
05:20Any clues?
05:22No, no, nothing. Mary Jo had no enemies.
05:24She comes from a simple background.
05:26Joined the WACs for career opportunity.
05:28What did she sign up for?
05:30Medical supply school.
05:31Did she have any friends?
05:33Only one, a Sally Miller.
05:35They bunked together.
05:36Why doesn't the General use his MPs?
05:38He's only got a handful of female MPs, Sabrina.
05:40But they're too well known on the base to go undercover.
05:43Now, General Green's an old friend of mine.
05:45So even though it's not Army procedure, he's asked us to intervene.
05:50Yeah, we get the picture, Charlie.
05:52All right, now, angels, here are the assignments.
05:54Bosley is going down there as a civilian researcher.
05:57It'll give him access to the files.
05:59Now, Sabrina?
06:00Yeah.
06:01You're going in as a nurse.
06:02You'll work out of the base hospital.
06:05Which should provide an easy contact point for Kelly and Jill.
06:08Uh-huh.
06:09I'm not even going to ask where we're going.
06:27Charlie's going to get it.
06:28What are you going to do?
06:29I'm going to have him drawn and cornered.
06:31You want to walk and talk and smile?
06:33Let's see how you're moving.
06:34Double time.
06:36March.
06:37Left, left, left, right.
06:57Mary Jo kept Bosley to herself.
07:00I guess I was about the only friend she had.
07:03Was there anyone who didn't like her?
07:06Nobody.
07:08Except for maybe Sergeant Billings.
07:11Training sergeant?
07:13Yeah.
07:15It's a funny thing, too.
07:16The first couple of weeks, he was real nice to her.
07:19They seemed to have a thing almost.
07:22Then along about the third week of training, he started getting on her case real bad.
07:28So you think he was coming on to her?
07:30No, I don't think so.
07:33She would have said something to me.
07:37Just about the time he started coming down on her, she was reporting for sick call every morning.
07:44Maybe that's what bugged him.
07:46They don't like us doing that too much.
07:48What was wrong with her?
07:50I don't know.
07:52She'd always be back for training later in the day.
07:55I don't know what was bothering her.
07:59Hey, you sure do ask a lot of questions.
08:01Oh, it's just I want to be sure that I do whatever she did, you know?
08:06Yeah.
08:15You shoot well.
08:16Never seen a recruit take to it so quick.
08:19Well, I was raised in Texas.
08:20Daddy had me shooting ducks for my stroller.
08:27Hello.
08:29I guess I'm a little early.
08:31I'm supposed to make rounds with Dr. Canlan this afternoon.
08:34The name's Jenny Warren.
08:35Sabrina Duncan.
08:36Let's see, Jenny.
08:39Heart murmur.
08:40Oh, it's really nothing.
08:42I'm scheduled for transport to Europe next month.
08:44Oh?
08:45Oh, it means everything to me.
08:46I just can't miss it.
08:47It's the whole reason I joined up, to see what the rest of the world looks like.
08:51Well, I'm sure if you follow the doctor's orders, they'll have you shaped up and shipped out before you know it.
08:56Hello.
08:57Hello, Dr. Canlan.
08:58I see you two have already met, huh?
09:00Jenny's my prized patient.
09:02How are you doing today?
09:03Terrific, doctor.
09:05That's the spirit.
09:06Just don't do any laps around the hospital yet.
09:08We want to make sure we have you regulated.
09:10Is that the deal?
09:11That's the deal.
09:12All right.
09:13Well, it looks like you're doing just fine.
09:15I'll stop by and see you tomorrow, all right?
09:17Okay.
09:18Okay.
09:22Bye, Jenny.
09:23Bye-bye.
09:27How did Jenny ever get inducted with a heart murmur?
09:30She never told anybody about it.
09:32Never showed up on her physical.
09:34We occasionally find people covering up medical problems in order to get into the service.
09:38Aha.
09:39Used to be the service was something to stay out of.
09:42You know, we have better inducements these days.
09:46If we could get you on a recruiting poster, we'd be turning them away.
09:49Well, thank you very much.
09:51Listen, it's part of my job to show you around the hospital,
09:55but I'd rather get you better acquainted with the whole base operation.
09:59Including yours, Dr. Canlan?
10:01Well, especially mine.
10:03Now, I know this terrific little bar in town,
10:06which serves drinks that are strong enough, believe it or not,
10:09to wash away the taste of the mess hall.
10:11I'm sorry, I can't tonight.
10:13I'm not settled yet.
10:14I tell you what, you could give me a rain check.
10:16Okay, you'll let me know?
10:17Sure.
10:21Did you remember to get the shoe polish?
10:23Oh, I got three, just in case we're here longer than we think.
10:26Hey, what do you think was going on between Mary Jo and Billings?
10:28Sounds like a lover's quarrel.
10:30Yeah, if it was, he's got a nasty way of breaking it off.
10:34Maybe there's something in his office that links the two of them.
10:37I'm going to go by around eight o'clock,
10:39if you can distract who's ever on CQ.
10:41Of course I can.
10:42But listen, you be careful.
10:43If Billings catches you with your hand in the cookie jar,
10:45he may break more than just the cookies.
10:55Can I help you, Private?
10:56Oh, I just wanted to get a look at the training roster,
10:59find out what I'm up against for the rest of training.
11:02You're one of the trainees that just transferred in, aren't you?
11:04Mm-hmm.
11:08A Company, 4th Battalion, Corporal Sedgwick speaking.
11:12This is Captain Barr, Battalion Headquarters.
11:14I want those reports immediately.
11:16Yes, Captain, but there's no one else here.
11:18I said immediately, soldier.
11:20Yes, Captain.
11:21Listen, they want these files up at Battalion right away.
11:25Can you keep an eye on things till I get back?
11:27Sure.
11:28Thank you.
11:37Thank you.
12:07Come on.
12:38Where's Sedgwick?
12:40Oh, she had to go up to Battalion.
12:42She asked me to keep an eye on things.
12:45Including my office?
12:47I thought I heard somebody in there.
12:49That room is off-limits.
12:51I thought so.
12:52That's why I wanted to check it out.
12:54You're the sharpshooter.
12:55The one out on the range today.
12:57I don't know what you're talking about.
12:59I don't know what you're talking about.
13:01I don't know what you're talking about.
13:03I don't know what you're talking about.
13:05I don't know what you're talking about.
13:06You're on the range today.
13:07Yes, Sergeant.
13:08Kelly Garrett.
13:11You can go now, Garrett.
13:13I'll wait here for Sedgwick.
13:14Yes, Sergeant.
13:16Yeah, Billings.
13:17We may have a problem.
13:19That new recruit, Kelly Garrett?
13:21I think she was snooping through my office.
13:24Hmm?
13:25No, I'm not sure.
13:26But just in case, I'm sure.
13:28I'm sure.
13:29I'm sure.
13:30I'm sure.
13:31I'm sure.
13:32I'm sure.
13:33I'm sure.
13:34I'm sure.
13:35I'm sure.
13:36I'm sure.
13:37I'm sure.
13:38I'm sure.
13:39I'm sure.
13:40I'm sure.
13:41I'm sure.
13:42I'm sure.
13:43I'm sure.
13:44But just in case, I'm right.
13:46Now, don't panic.
13:48All I'm thinking about now is a warning.
13:50A very stern warning.
13:52First chance I get.
13:54Yeah.
14:10All right, ladies.
14:11You will move on the command take.
14:14Take!
14:19And that's the best you can do.
14:23I mean, after all these weeks of training, that's the best you can do.
14:27You don't throw very hard.
14:29I try, Sergeant.
14:30You don't try hard enough.
14:32Let me show you.
14:33Hey!
14:41Now!
14:44Unless I start seeing some real effort,
14:49I'll personally show each and every one of you
14:53how I want it done.
14:56Now, is that clear?
14:57Yes, Sergeant.
14:59I can't hear you.
15:00Yes, Sergeant.
15:01All right, let's get off into pairs.
15:03Let me see you move.
15:04Let's go, troopers.
15:08We were going to do it good anyway.
15:10You ready?
15:11Sure.
15:13Here goes.
15:17Sergeant!
15:21What's the problem?
15:22I think I took Sergeant Billings too literally.
15:24She's hurt.
15:27How bad is it?
15:30It feels awful.
15:32Maybe we better go to the hospital and have it looked at.
15:35She's hurt.
15:36Well, then take her.
15:43Glenda Jackson couldn't have done it better.
15:45Let's go.
15:46Anyway, Billings has been making a lot of money the last few months.
15:49Around $25,000.
15:51That's pretty good for a staff sergeant.
15:54Did he know you were looking around his office?
15:56I'm not sure.
15:58He hasn't said anything.
16:00I did get a look at Mary Jo's 201 file.
16:02Every time she went to the hospital, she always saw a Dr. Canlan.
16:05Have you met him?
16:06Uh, yeah.
16:07Very nice, very attractive.
16:09So it won't be that much of a hardship for you to find out a little more about him.
16:13No.
16:15As a matter of fact, I'm kind of looking forward to it.
16:18Yeah.
16:28I had no idea you were a hero.
16:30How's that?
16:31Well, I heard you got a commendation for the work you did with the medevac unit during the Costa Rican earthquake.
16:38That was nothing.
16:40Modesty, Captain?
16:42Well, I found that in disasters, there are two kinds of people.
16:47Heroes and victims.
16:49I was only doing my job, little lady.
16:52Evening, Captain.
16:55Sergeant.
16:58Sergeant, this is Lieutenant Duncan.
17:00How do you do?
17:02It's very nice to meet you.
17:04Same.
17:05I didn't know you did your drinking in this bar.
17:08Well, the NCO club was a little bit cramped.
17:12Besides, I like to see how the rich folks live.
17:18Pretty nice, I'd say.
17:23Well, I'll see you, Captain.
17:25Yeah.
17:26Watch him, Lieutenant.
17:27He's an officer, but surely is no gentleman.
17:32He doesn't sound like a friend of yours.
17:34He's not.
17:36I met him in the hospital just after he got back from Vietnam.
17:39He was pretty badly shot up, but after we patched him up, he insisted on another tour, which wasn't the best idea.
17:48He spent most of the time in a POW camp for the second time.
17:51Korea, too?
17:53Yeah.
17:54No, he's a good soldier, but not my idea of a drinking buddy.
17:58Hey!
17:59How about a little service?
18:01Maybe this is why you do such a thriving business here.
18:04Scotch, double on the rocks.
18:05Try to get her here tonight, will you?
18:10He seems older than the other NCOs I've seen around.
18:14He's probably in for 30 years.
18:16A lot of these guys don't know anything but the Army.
18:18It's their whole life.
18:20Listen, are we going to talk about him all evening?
18:23I'm sorry.
18:24I was just thinking.
18:25See, my father was in the service.
18:27He said that the scariest part about the second war he went through was thinking that he probably used up all his luck in the first one.
18:34Well, that doesn't seem to bother Billings.
18:37Vietnam, Korea, he can't wait to get back.
18:40Now, can we talk about us?
18:44Oh, absolutely.
18:56Hey, you watering these down?
18:58No way.
18:59It sure tastes like it.
19:01I poured it straight from the bottle into the glass.
19:03I don't believe you.
19:05Listen, mister.
19:07Pour me another.
19:08I want to see it come straight from the bottle.
19:12Why don't I just buy you one for the road?
19:14I think you've had enough.
19:15I'll tell you when I've had enough.
19:17All right.
19:18If you don't get the hell out of here right now, I'm going to call the cops.
19:21The last thing I need in here is some loud mouth drunk.
19:39Now.
19:40Get him.
19:52You were drinking.
19:54Oh, you slipped the bartender a few bucks.
19:56Yeah.
19:57I spent the rest of the evening trying to explain you to my date.
20:00How come she was so interested?
20:02Because you just had to drop by and play buddy-buddy.
20:06Hmm.
20:08Lots of questions being asked all of a sudden.
20:11Her, the Garrett Broad.
20:14You done anything about that yet?
20:16I will this morning.
20:17We have a gas train.
20:21Well, just don't overdo it, huh?
20:23No, sir.
20:24All we need is another murder.
20:27Captain, don't you startle me about that again.
20:30Walker was about to spill everything.
20:32You said stop her.
20:34I did.
20:35Well, I never intended for you to.
20:37Oh, no.
20:38Now, all you intended was to make a lot of easy money, which is okay by me.
20:44But sometimes things get a little rough.
20:47Which is also okay by me.
20:50You just play it cool, Captain.
20:52Let an enlisted man take care of things.
20:55That's what we're paid for.
21:02All right.
21:03You have been instructed in the use of protective masks.
21:07Now, you will move inside.
21:11You will not put your masks on until you hear the command,
21:14Ladies, don your protective masks.
21:17At that time, you will do so.
21:20And move slowly out.
21:23I repeat, slowly.
21:26Do not run.
21:28If you run, I will send you back inside without your masks.
21:33Which is something I guarantee you will not enjoy.
21:37All right, ladies.
21:39On your feet.
21:40Move it!
21:41I get the feeling he knows his way around the gas chamber.
21:44Yeah, he must have done his basic training at Auschwitz.
21:51Move it!
21:56Form yourself into loose circles.
22:00Don't forget to follow proper procedures.
22:09Move slowly, firmly.
22:11Don't panic.
22:14Helmets on the ground.
22:15All right, stay calm.
22:18All right, ladies.
22:19Don your protective masks.
22:22Okay, with the mask on.
22:23Set the seal.
22:45All right, ladies.
22:46Stay calm.
22:54Are you okay?
22:58I don't understand it.
23:00But he said all these masks were checked out.
23:02Maybe your filter's clogged.
23:05Check it.
23:08It's gone.
23:09It's gone.
23:13I think somebody's trying to tell me something.
23:25Well, General Green, I bring you greetings from both Charlie and from my father.
23:31You're a very lucky girl, Sabrina, knowing both of them.
23:34Thank you very much, sir.
23:36Um...
23:39I'll just bet that this was a photograph of you and Charlie.
23:44Is that right, General?
23:45Right. How did you know?
23:47Bosley?
23:48He's doing my job.
23:53What about the rest of your job, Mr. Bosley?
23:57I followed Kelly's lead.
23:59Sure enough, Sergeant Billings is into something.
24:02He has been making deposits every two months on the 10th at $2,500 a shot.
24:08Very indiscreet of his bank to tell me.
24:10That's why I prefer Swiss accounts.
24:12Maybe from gambling.
24:14Not if it's always the same amount.
24:16I don't know.
24:18Whatever it is, it doesn't necessarily tie him in with murder.
24:23I'm afraid I haven't been very much help there.
24:26We haven't turned up a thing on the rifle that killed the Walker girl.
24:29Are you still searching?
24:30Oh, yes. We've had metal detectors all over the range area.
24:33We haven't come up with a thing.
24:35Every vehicle entering and leaving the base has been searched.
24:39You know, there's something else.
24:42Last night in the bar when Billings attacked the bartender,
24:46Canlon was able to calm him down pretty quickly.
24:49I just wonder what he said to him.
24:53Boss, why don't you check out where Canlon does his banking, see if there's any kind of a tie-in.
24:58Yeah, let's hope so.
25:00What's your next move?
25:01I don't know.
25:03I guess I'll just go back to the hospital and play like a nurse.
25:09Code blue. Code blue.
25:11Room 307. Private Jenny Warren.
25:16Be still, Jenny. Come on now. Just relax.
25:18They'll be here in a second.
25:19Now just try to stay calm.
25:21They'll be here with your injection. Now just be still.
25:24Be still. Come on. Stay calm.
25:26Stay calm. Come on now.
25:28Where is she anyway?
25:30Easy, Jenny. Easy now, Jenny.
25:32Be still. Hang on now. Come on.
25:37No Emberson on the floor.
25:39I had to send over to the medevac unit.
25:41No, don't give me that.
25:43Please. Please, that won't help.
25:45No. No, you can't give me that.
25:47Come on, Jenny. It's gonna be all right.
25:49I don't understand.
25:51Please. Please don't give me that.
25:54We have to get something else.
25:56You don't understand.
25:57Come on now. Be still.
26:01How's she doing?
26:03I just gave her...
26:04Straight line, doctor. No vital signs.
26:06All right. Arterial blood gas.
26:08Two amps of bicarb. Get those paddles ready, please.
26:10Somebody with the ampou bag. Come on.
26:12Let me see that scope. Come on.
26:14Paddles.
26:19Paddles, doctor.
26:21Turn that scope around so I can see.
26:23All right. Clear. Clear.
26:30Scope.
26:34All right. Increase her oxygen to 15 liters per minute.
26:39Vital signs. 140 over 70.
26:42Pulse? Regular.
26:46She has a normal sinus rhythm. She's gonna be all right.
26:50All right.
26:59The Enderson should have taken, doctor.
27:01I know I gave her the right amount. I don't know what went wrong.
27:03Well, she's gonna be all right. That's the important.
27:05She might have died.
27:07Why didn't the Enderson take?
27:09I don't know.
27:10Well, there's a very good reason why it didn't take.
27:13The expiration date on this stuff is April 1st, 1975.
27:19Where did you get this?
27:21Did you get this from the supply cabinet?
27:23Yes.
27:25I mean...
27:27not exactly.
27:29What do you mean?
27:30I went to the supply cabinet and saw that we were out.
27:34So I called the medevac unit to see if they had any.
27:36They did, and I had them send some right over.
27:39I... I just assumed the medicine was good.
27:43I didn't even look at the expiration date.
27:46Well, don't blame yourself, Alice.
27:48Check with medevac, see if there's any more bad medicine down there.
27:51If there is and it got shipped to a disaster area, a lot of innocent people could die.
27:54I'll call if you like.
27:56No, no, that's, uh...
27:57All right, I'll handle it.
27:59I'll meet you back here as soon as I can.
28:06Billings, do you have the numbers from that last shipment?
28:10We'll go over to medevac right now and pull them.
28:13Don't ask me why. Just do it.
28:18Lots and lots of pieces, and none of them seem to fit together.
28:22Like Canlon and Billings?
28:23Yeah.
28:24I had Boz check out Canlon's bank account.
28:26Seems he makes the same kind of deposit as Billings,
28:2910th day, every two months.
28:31Same amount?
28:32Oh, no. No, no. His are larger.
28:34$5,000.
28:36You just can't go busting in like that.
28:38Just can't wait.
28:39It's all right, Cicely.
28:41I'm sorry, sir. He just pushed right past me.
28:44Cicely, please, don't worry about it.
28:48Thanks, Cicely.
28:50How we doing?
28:51We're all feeling very inadequate.
28:53Well, look, I got some information on Jenny Warren.
28:55She went through her basic right here in Sergeant Billings' company.
28:59Amazing how that man's name keeps popping up.
29:02Oh, yes.
29:03Then she went to medical supply under Dr. Canlon.
29:06Hmm, him too.
29:07What did you have me check Jenny out for anyway?
29:09Because yesterday when she was going into cardiac arrest,
29:12she pleaded with him not to give her that medicine.
29:15It was almost as if she knew the medicine was bad.
29:18What are you getting at?
29:19Well, suppose Canlon also knew when he was putting on an act.
29:23I don't follow you.
29:24Okay, look, let's run over it.
29:26Now, we have a connection between Billings and Canlon, right?
29:30Only we don't know what it is.
29:32Except that it's profitable.
29:34Yeah, and there is another connection.
29:36Now, Jenny was in medical supply,
29:38and Mary Jo Walker was headed for that very same unit
29:42as soon as she got out of basic.
29:44Okay, what if Canlon and Billings were buying bad medicine?
29:50Why?
29:51Well, for profit.
29:53Now, look, drug companies have medicines, right?
29:56And when they reach a certain date, they expire.
29:58The companies have to get rid of them.
30:00Now, if a company could sell that medicine,
30:03they would make some kind of a profit.
30:06But wouldn't he be afraid of bad drugs showing up like yesterday?
30:10Yeah, but see, that's why Canlon keeps them in the medevac unit.
30:14Because that medicine is supposed to be used only in disaster areas.
30:18Mostly outside this country.
30:20So, if anything goes wrong,
30:23it's almost impossible to track it back here.
30:26The only thing is, how would they cover the purchase records?
30:29Not hard.
30:31Not if you have somebody working in medical supply.
30:37I think I better have a talk with Jenny.
30:40Okay.
30:53I'll take over for a while.
31:05How are you feeling?
31:07Better now?
31:11Jenny...
31:13About yesterday...
31:15Yes?
31:19You knew that medicine was bad, didn't you?
31:23I can't talk about it.
31:26Can you tell me why?
31:29I just can't.
31:31Please leave me alone.
31:36You know...
31:40sometimes people get themselves into a jam
31:43and they think there's no way out of it.
31:49And sometimes the best thing they could do
31:53would be to tell somebody else about it.
32:01I wish I could.
32:04But I can't.
32:07Do you understand that?
32:10For now.
32:14You just remember, if you feel like talking,
32:18let me hear.
32:20Okay.
32:22Okay.
32:36Okay.
32:46Bree said Jenny wouldn't tell her a thing.
32:48Too scared?
32:50Yeah, Bree thought so.
32:52You know, even if she admitted being in with Billings and Canlan,
32:55it still doesn't help with the murder.
32:57Why not? It gives us motive and opportunity.
32:59All circumstantial. We need that murder weapon.
33:01I'm sure it wouldn't still be here on the base.
33:03How well did you go over Billings' office?
33:05So-so. He came in too soon.
33:07I think I'll give it another look.
33:09I mean, maybe there's something you missed.
33:11Kara? You see the KP roster yet?
33:13No. Why?
33:16You shouldn't even ask.
33:20I take it all back.
33:21Drawing and quartering is too good for Charlie.
33:28Charlie Townsend is a no-good, sadistic,
33:30totally insensitive, male chauvinist pig.
33:33Charlie Townsend is a no-good, sadistic, totally ins...
33:35Did you say something?
33:37Oh, no.
33:39I was just thinking about someone who used to be a friend.
33:41Oh.
33:42Did you get a dear Jane letter?
33:44In a matter of speaking, yes.
33:48Hey, what's with that?
33:50What?
33:51On those cans. Edible garbage?
33:53Oh, that's hog slop.
33:56I beg your pardon?
33:57Yeah. Lots of the garbage from the mess hall is usable as feed for the hogs.
34:01I thought we were fed all the garbage.
34:04No. They collect it every day and sell it to the local farmers.
34:08Every day?
34:09Mm-hmm. Like clockwork.
34:18Sabrina?
34:19Listen, I just figured out a way the murder weapon might have been disposed of.
34:23You ever hear of edible garbage?
34:25Yeah.
34:26I wonder if the killer broke down the M-16
34:29and stuffed different parts in the edible garbage cans.
34:31I know it's a long shot,
34:33but maybe Boz should take a tour of the countryside.
34:40Now, I realize this is highly irregular, sir,
34:43but the Department of Agriculture will spare no effort in this matter.
34:46If you receive foreign objects in the garbage that you have purchased from the Army,
34:50they could cause great harm, as well as a health hazard.
34:53Now, listen, mister, I don't care what you do.
34:55Only thing is, I can't spare my boots.
34:58You're gonna have to do your searching on your own.
35:00Yes, unfortunately, I've been told that several times today.
35:15I'm a dignified person.
35:18I shouldn't have to do this.
35:21Excuse me.
35:23Excuse me.
35:29Anybody want a BLT?
35:38Excuse me.
35:54Sorry, ma'am.
36:07Hey, hey!
36:14You sure come unglued easily.
36:20Well, add it up, Billings.
36:22First, you think some recruit went through your office,
36:25then that good-looking nurse starts asking questions,
36:27and now a guy by the name of Bosley wants to know about my bank account,
36:31and about yours.
36:33Hmm.
36:35Think maybe it's time we went AWOL?
36:38Yeah, for about 30 years.
36:42Look, I'm gonna make a stop at the bank, make a withdrawal.
36:45If you fill out a slip, I'll do the same for you.
36:47Fine.
36:48All right, we'll meet at the usual place.
36:52I'll be there by 8 o'clock.
36:54Yeah?
36:55Oh, wait a minute.
36:56No, not tonight.
36:57I've got a CQ up at Battalion.
37:00If I don't show up, they'll come right after me.
37:02No, I'd like to have a little bit more lead before they call out the dogs.
37:07Meet me tomorrow morning at about 7.
37:11I'll have been relieved by then.
37:13All right.
37:15Damn time difference.
37:17We could have gotten that number by now, but they all go home at 5.
37:216 is sure that's the murder weapon.
37:23Positive.
37:24So it's just a question of checking the serial number.
37:30General Green.
37:35Well, are you sure?
37:37Well, thank you very much.
37:40It was registered to Sergeant Billings.
37:42He reported it destroyed in Vietnam,
37:44so he must have kept it as a souvenir.
37:46Oh, my God.
37:47Joe's gonna search his office this evening.
37:51All right.
38:21Oh, my God.
38:52All right.
38:53Sit down.
38:54Sit down.
39:03Two of you going through my office.
39:06The other one chasing after Candler.
39:11Should have figured this out before.
39:14Working together, aren't you?
39:17Huh?
39:19Huh?
39:21Oh, well.
39:22Doesn't make any difference.
39:24One of you is all I need.
39:38Billings!
39:41Billings!
39:45Got the money.
39:48Hey, what the hell's going on?
39:49He's my insurance policy out of here.
39:51Billings, it's only gonna make it worse.
39:53Now, take my chances.
39:54Where's the money?
40:04Don't worry.
40:05It's all there.
40:09Where's your share?
40:10What are you talking about?
40:12I took all the risks.
40:14Let's just say it's owed to me.
40:18I don't have it with me.
40:19It's back at my place.
40:20Oh, come on.
40:23Now, you wouldn't leave that much money with your mother.
40:27Give.
40:48I'll be back.
40:56I'll be back.
41:04General Green.
41:07Now, you...
41:08You...
41:10You...
41:16That was Sergeant Billings.
41:18He's got Jill?
41:19I'm afraid so.
41:21He's out at a deserted airstrip a few miles from the base.
41:24He's demanded a small aircraft out there in an hour.
41:27Just enough to get across the border.
41:29Probably.
41:32I'll order something.
41:33What about Jill?
41:34He said if he gets away safely, he'll release her.
41:37And you believe him?
41:38Oh, now, look, I'm sorry.
41:40But we just gotta take the chance.
41:43Thank you.
41:53Give me the Major.
41:54I don't see Billings letting her go.
41:56No, neither do I.
41:57Well, all we can do is keep our fingers crossed.
41:59Look, now, Billings is nobody's fool.
42:01He's probably figured out that he's been nailed for Mary Jo's murder.
42:03One more killing isn't gonna make any difference to him.
42:06Yeah, well, we can't get to him as long as he has Jill.
42:08Well, there's gotta be something we can do.
42:10We don't even know the location of the airstrip.
42:12That should be easy enough.
42:14Boss, don't you think you could get that information out of General Green?
42:18Oh, consider it done.
42:20Well, I can use these lieutenant's bars to scare up a rifle.
42:23Preferably one with a sniper scope.
42:25What am I gonna be doing all this time?
42:27You're gonna go over to the motor pool and hotwire a jeep.
42:29General Green is not gonna like this.
42:31He goes by the book.
42:32Oh, so do I.
42:33Just happens to be a different book.
42:35And what does your book say?
42:36My book says we move now.
42:38What does your book say?
42:39My book says we move now.
42:40Let's go.
43:08Let's go.
43:38I don't think I can do it.
44:08Sure you can. You shoot expert.
44:10You can do it.
44:11That was on target.
44:13This is Jill's life.
44:21Get those hands up.
44:22Get inside.
44:37Come on now, take a deep breath and let it out easy.
44:45Good shot.
44:46Good shot. I was aiming at his shoulder.
44:54It's jammed.
45:00Come on.
45:07Come on.
45:37Come on.
46:07Come on.
46:08Come on.
46:38I'm getting tired of this anymore.
46:40Hold on.
47:08Thank you.
47:09Thank you, Bree.
47:10Mm-hmm.
47:11You were truly magnificent, angels.
47:13Thank you, Charlie.
47:14Thank you, Charlie.
47:15We know.
47:16You too, Bosley.
47:17Ah, thanks, Chief.
47:18How'd you like your little tour of duty?
47:20Oh, it ranked right up there with abscessed teeth.
47:23Not too much, huh?
47:24No.
47:25Well, let's put it this way, Charlie.
47:26The next time duty calls, let's let it call somebody else, huh?
47:30Well, angels, I thought you'd love the military.
47:33I'm very surprised.
47:34Well, not as surprised as you're going to be.
47:36You'll see.
47:39Come in.
47:40It's open.
47:41Now, angels, what's this about a surprise?
47:44You, Charlie Townsend?
47:45Why, yes.
47:46Yes, but what could you...
47:47Some girls I know told me that you really know how to show a girl a good time.
47:54They wanted your address from General Green's file,
47:57but I wouldn't give it to them.
47:59I decided to save you for myself.
48:02Save you for yourself?
48:04Well, then there must be some mistake.
48:06No mistake.
48:08I got a two-week pass,
48:11and me and you will never have to leave the house.
48:16Now, wait.
48:18Now, what are...
48:20Angels!
48:23Hey, have a great time, Charlie.
48:25We want to hear all about it, because we know you love the military.
48:52You
48:54You
48:56You
48:58You
49:00You
49:02You
49:04You
49:06You
49:08You
49:10You
49:12You