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00:00Ok boys, attache Edge New Super Coolers.
00:07Oh boy, if these things work, the corporation's gonna be too cool for their own good.
00:17You're dragging your tail, Cuddles.
00:22Move it, pick it up, let's see air under those feet. Let's get this gold loaded.
00:27What are you tonight, the social director?
00:33T-Rex, watch!
00:39Chill the bulldozer.
00:54That looks like the name of that song.
00:57A floating crate, must be a delivery of helium.
01:00Hey, what's happening? Cuddles? Shooter? Cuddles? Hey, hey, what's going on?
01:09Freeze, little boss.
01:11Freeze? Freeze? Never! No!
01:20Hey, Shooter?
01:38What are we aiming at?
01:40I can't tell.
01:51Don't worry, these super coolers are about as useful as a pool cue and a swim meet.
01:56Well, back to the drawing board, Ed.
01:58Thanks to this brain stone, professor, half the corporation's in overdrive.
02:01Is your imputation subscribing to the idea that the super coolers precipitated transonic kinesis?
02:07Not only that, but it sped them up.
02:09Little boss burnt so much rubber, we built a life raft with the leftovers.
02:17Hey, slow down! Stop it!
02:23Okay, okay, okay.
02:28Ain't you ever heard of decaf?
02:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard of it, but let's talk about the gold.
02:34The gold, yeah, yeah, yeah, the gold. I had it and then I lost it. I lost the gold. I lost the gold, BB.
02:40You lost the gold?
02:44Yeah, yeah, I lost the gold, BB. See, I was driving so fast, it fell out of the back, BB.
02:50Don't call me BB.
02:54Your insinuations suggest a loss of veneration, a lack of respect.
02:59Respect? What about our respect? We were humiliated.
03:08Gee, I wish you wouldn't do that, BB, big, big, big, big boss.
03:13You lost a trunk full of bouillon. What do you expect? I should give you a raise.
03:19No, but a donut would be nice. You see, I'm starving. My, you know, that metabolism is running so fast here.
03:25No dough? No donuts!
03:28This is undeserved approbrium, gentlemen. It is I who tailored your armor, I who supply your firepower, and I who offers manicures at half price on Thursdays.
03:37And this, this is the gratitude, the appreciation you bestow?
03:41Ah, but a jelly, a dino claw, a cruller?
03:46I'll turn you into a cruller, you miniaturized, overdriven, garbage disposal unit. What's with this sudden appetite, anyway?
03:53Let's face it, Ed, you blew it and we were humiliated.
03:57I don't need this abuse, BB.
03:59You call this abuse?
04:01Yeah, even when you're in a good mood, all you ever do is shout at me.
04:04That's not true!
04:07What's not true?
04:08I'm never in a good mood.
04:11Perhaps you have reached the conclusion that T-Rex would function more efficaciously without Professor Edison's ministrations?
04:18Well, we'd sure get to the point quicker.
04:21Yeah, yeah, yeah, and you never share. Look, I'm starving. I'm underfed up. I'm outta here.
04:26You won't have me to push around anymore.
04:29I quit!
04:34No respect, BB. You know, that's your problem. You don't got, you don't got no respect for nobody.
04:39Ingrates, biters of the hand that volunteers sustenance. They sacrifice the most fruitful years of my genius.
04:45Yes, BB. Right, BB. No, BB. Right, BB. Yeah, BB. Yeah, BBB.
04:50Fix the Rex mobile, Ed. Build us a de-hypnosis ma-fire, Ed. Design a bad, bad de-digislocator.
04:55Well, I'll show him!
04:58We appreciate the lunch, G-Man, but why are we here?
05:01You want help with your new comedy routine?
05:03No, but after your foul-up at the shipyard, my high-wire act can use some brushing up.
05:08Our foul-up? What about that nearsighted inventor, Mr. Ed?
05:12It's no use beating a dead horse. Ed's gone.
05:15Perhaps not.
05:18Gentlemen, allow me to introduce your new partner in law enforcement, Robo-Rex.
05:26Hey, Zunga, what is that thing?
05:29Why don't you ask its inventor?
05:32Ed, we thought you quit.
05:34You may have washed your hands of me, boys, but when it comes to fighting crime, Professor Edison will never come clean.
05:40Allow me to demonstrate.
05:42Robo-Rex, awake!
05:55Ah, yes. Robo-Rex will succeed where all others have failed.
05:59He will expunge criminal and deviant behavior from the purlues of Rep City.
06:03A demonstration, if you please, Robo-Rex.
06:05Obliterate that workbench!
06:13Thank you, Professor. Robo-Rex can outrun any getaway car,
06:17outgun any hit rep, track down any monster,
06:20arrest any hood, it's 100% impervious to icing and fights gridlock.
06:24Wow, I think we're out of business, kiddo.
06:26Hey, it even cleans up after itself.
06:51Oh, oui, looks to me like we're too little and too late.
06:59Now, if that thing's just a mechanical robot, how come it's always eating?
07:20All right, out of the cab, buster!
07:51Robo-Rex beat it again!
07:54Look!
08:06Reptiles of our pure city, crime is on the run.
08:10Peace is returning to our streets.
08:13All because of one crime-fighter, one noble but ugly creature.
08:19Robo-Rex!
08:23Boy, what a hit!
08:33I'm sorry, boys, I hate to see you so deflated.
08:36Robo-Rex is cleaning up this berk. Everyone loves it.
08:40Yeah, there's no question, Ed, you've done a great job.
08:42The only problem is you put T-Rex out of work.
08:45We, uh, feel kind of redundant.
08:47Robo-Rex is only mechanical.
08:49He doesn't have your heart, your soul, your stylish good looks.
08:53Or your bad taxes.
09:18No, Robo-Rex! Cease! Desist from this vandalism!
09:31Looks like the music's begun!
09:48Listen to me, you demented iron delinquents.
09:51These activities are not appropriate to the terms of our agreement.
09:56Discontinue this hooliganism immediately,
09:59or I will be forced to terminate your assignment.
10:02Very well. You'll force me to apply some orthodox discipline.
10:05Where's he going?
10:06Beats me, but that's his problem, you know what I mean?
10:09Let him solve it.
10:10Ed, no!
10:11You despicable, perfidious, conniving, capricious,
10:15self-centered, steam-driven lout!
10:17Cut it out! Ed!
10:19No!
10:20Come on, we gotta help him!
10:21Hey, this is Ed's mess. He's got the...
10:23Hey, hey, hey, he's our friend.
10:25And what about law and order?
10:26I don't know about law, but if you want an order, I'll have a ham sandwich.
10:33You were designed as a crime fighter,
10:36not an omnivorous pearl-orner of comestibles!
10:40Leave it alone, Professor!
10:42That thing'll comestible you!
10:46Ed!
10:49No!
10:50No!
10:52Oh, no, Professor! No!
11:01This is great, siblings. We gotta move fast.
11:04But what do we do?
11:05Not an easy question.
11:06We're up against something.
11:08Ed designed to be more powerful than us.
11:10Oh, this is all my fault.
11:12If I hadn't lost my temper over those super-coolers,
11:15Edward would never have walked out.
11:21You got it, Top Cop!
11:26You got it, Top Cop!
11:28Sounds like that renegade robot just knocked over the first salary in National Bank.
11:32Let's go!
11:43T-Rex is the name!
11:45And crime-busting!
11:46Schoolwork and a hot day!
11:47Cheaper than paying for lunch!
11:48Good for a reptile's complexion!
11:50A legal way to relieve stress!
11:51A cure for trypanosomosis!
11:53Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?
11:55Uh, sleeping sickness.
12:13Something fun!
12:32Report coming in that Robo-Rex, the renegade, crime-busting robot,
12:36has embarked on yet another crime spree!
12:40LITTLE BOSS !
13:10Si Roborex est un robot, pourquoi mange-t-il si beaucoup ?
13:14Et ses manières ! Il mange comme mon ex-mère-en-law !
13:18C'est tout ?
13:19Oubliez ça ! Vous n'utilisez pas elle contre Roborex !
13:23Putain, Big Boss ! Je ne ferais jamais ça !
13:26Ce n'est pas faire ! Roborex n'aurait pas eu la chance ! Elle l'aurait tué à la mort !
13:31Nous avons tout fait de ma faute !
13:33Nous ?
13:34Moi ! J'ai tout fait de ma faute !
13:38Lisez les rapports ! La voie à Roborex est dans son ventre !
14:01Vous êtes en arrêt, Roborex !
14:03Vous avez le droit de rester silencieux !
14:05Tout ce que vous dites peut et sera utilisé contre vous !
14:08Vous avez le droit d'un attendant !
14:10Si vous ne pouvez pas avoir un attendant...
14:12Et qui peut, ces jours-ci ?
14:29Maintenant, je vous ai mis exactement où je vous voulais !
14:36Venez l'obtenir !
14:44Le boulot est en marche ! Shooter, tu es un génie !
14:49Je sais !
14:57As longtemps que nous gardons Roborex sur nos épaules, nous aurons le monde à nos pieds !
15:06Le monde à nos pieds ?
15:30Maintenant, tout ce qu'il nous reste à faire, c'est de l'entraîner !
15:33Il faudra utiliser de la poudre moide !
15:38Ils appellent ça une casserole !
15:40Ce n'est pas le moment d'entraîner ! Roborex est en train d'être fou !
15:43Myrna, nous allons cuisiner notre façon de sortir de cette merde !
15:46Et s'il n'aime pas la merde que nous cuisinons ?
15:48Alors il n'a pas besoin de laisser un conseil !
16:04Fête tes yeux, Roborex !
16:10T-rex !
16:27Doucement, les gars ! Laissez-les manger !
16:33C'est bon, c'est bon !
17:04Oh, Eddie ! Eddie ! Je n'y crois pas ! J'ai pensé que c'était l'enfer qui t'avait mangé !
17:09C'est bon, les gars ! Mais...
17:11Tu as un client là-dedans qui s'inquiète de ta cuisine !
17:23Aidez-moi ! Je ne peux pas bouger !
17:25Prends-moi une pompe de vente ! Un nettoyeur de vacuum ! Quoi qu'il en soit !
17:29C'était la science parfaite pour gérer Roborex !
17:31Mais je ne peux que postuler que la puissance est allée à sa tête !
17:35En fait, je pense qu'elle est allée à son ventre !
17:41J'ai cru que Roborex était fatigué de la même vieille poignée !
17:45Alors tu as nourri le petit gangster jusqu'à ce que son métabolisme s'est cassé ?
17:48Brillant ! Totalement brillant !
17:51Malheureusement, je n'étais pas aussi sagacieux.
17:54J'ai failli. Roborex était un flop de robot !
17:58Non, tu n'as pas failli, Ed !
18:00Nous n'avons jamais réalisé combien nous avions besoin de toi jusqu'à ce que tu sois parti !