The Plucky Duck Show The Plucky Duck Show E010 – Hollywood Plucky
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00:00Yaki, yaki, now that Wacky's on the air
00:02I'm wacky, I'm wacky, he's an egomaniac-y
00:05Hampton plays the lackey of this meth extraordinaire
00:08Who knows the way to close his endless babbling beak
00:11Plop an anvil down upon his feathery physique
00:14Toast him, roast him, the show will still be most him
00:17It's the Wacky Duck Show and it's on each week
00:20His antics are frantic, at times he gets romantic
00:23My talent's so gigantic it'll burst from your TV
00:26The writers are hackers, the artists all with hackers
00:29The actors are yackers, but don't complain, it's free
00:32Wacky goes to Acme League to learn to be a star
00:35They're all the toonsters at the school, but who cares who they are
00:38So enjoy, don't be coy, and don't fall for a decoy
00:41It's the Wacky Duck Show, come and laugh along
00:45I also wrote this song
01:00And the award goes to...
01:03Oh, I'm really happy, this is really great
01:05Plucky Duck for the Plucky Duck Story
01:07Yes, yes, I won, I won!
01:14Pardon me, I'd like to thank
01:16My brilliant director, Mr. Cooperdeville
01:18Nah, wait, I don't want to thank anybody
01:20This moment is mine, mine, mine!
01:25But to my good pals, Buster and I
01:27But to my good pals, Buster and Babs
01:29I do want to say
01:30I'm so sorry that their movie
01:32The Buster and Babs Story
01:34Bombed!
01:37But that's showbiz
01:39Plucky, wake up, we're almost there
01:44Hollywood!
01:45I always wanted to come here
01:48In a mere matter of minutes, we'll be among the elite
01:50Hobnobbing with our heroes, rubbing elbows with the rich
01:53Seeing celebrities, visiting Beverly Hills
01:56Going to the beach
01:57And selling my script
01:59The Plucky Duck Story
02:00Starring Plucky Duck
02:01To the man, Cooperdeville
02:03Of course we had to meet him first
02:05But how hard could that be?
02:06Well, figuring in the probability
02:08Of the number of people who come to Hollywood each day
02:10And the geometric configuration
02:11Rhetorical question, Hambrain
02:13Sorry
02:14Hey, I thought Buster and Babs were going to come with us
02:17Those deadbeats?
02:18Uh, yeah, I guess they missed the bus
02:27Are you sure this is where we're supposed to meet, Plucky?
02:30Absolutely
02:31Well, I hope he gets here soon
02:33I can't wait to get our script to Mr. DeVille
02:38Hello, I'm Mary Vane
02:41And I'm John Face
02:43And this is Entertainment Tonight
02:46Tonight, we take a look at Hollywood Hopefuls
02:50Hollywood, land of blue skies, palm trees and opportunity
02:56Who knows?
02:57Today's waitress could be tomorrow's screen sensation
03:01With plastic surgery and liposuction, anything is possible
03:05And certainly the biggest dream maker of all is
03:08Director Cooper DeVille
03:11Yes, it's all waiting for you here in
03:13Hollywood
03:18We're here, Hollywood and Vine
03:20The most enchanting corner in the world
03:22Ready to mingle with the beautiful people?
03:24Sure
03:25Hello, Holly
03:28What?
03:29Yuck
03:30There must be a sanitation strike
03:32We've got work to do, come on
03:40Huh?
03:41Who?
03:42What?
03:43Ooh, hey, Indiana Jones
03:46What?
03:47Someone as famous as him would certainly know where to locate Mr. DeVille
03:50Gee, is it okay to bother him?
03:52Right and wrong have no place here
03:54This is Hollywood
03:57Indiana Jones, how do you do?
03:59Plucky Duck's the name
04:00Listen, I'm looking for a friend of yours
04:02Goodbye, Duck
04:05Am I going someplace?
04:09Well, look at it this way
04:11You picked up two really neat souvenirs
04:19I gotta get this thing off my feet
04:21How?
04:22Hey, all aboard for the blunderbuss tour of Hollywood
04:27Ooh, a tour
04:29Hmm, perhaps a bit more torque is required
04:32Hey, Hambone, help me hook these cement sneakers over the bumper of that bus
04:37I'd sure like to take that tour
04:39I've always wondered what Artie Johnson's house looks like
04:41First things first
04:43Don't try this at home, kids
04:45This should be done only by trained professional idiots
04:48Hey, Plucky
04:50Hampton, why are you up there?
04:54Okay, kids, on your left is the Hollywood Wax Museum
05:05Oh, Mr. DeVille, you forgot your credit card
05:09DeVille? Mr. DeVille, wait, have I got a script for you
05:13DeVille, wait, have I got a script for you
05:38Hey, I better stop this, I might get to like it
05:41You know, people in Hollywood are always asking me, Biff
05:44And I say, yeah, what's your sign?
05:46Well, here it is
05:48The famous Hollywood sign
06:07Gee, that was a neat tour
06:10Hey, you got the cement block off
06:12I was so close to DeVille
06:15Face it, Hampton, we'll never get to meet DeVille
06:18Gee, Plucky, I'm sorry
06:20I'll never show my script, it's hopeless, utterly hopeless
06:25Hey, Duck
06:27Huh?
06:28Sound like you and a piggy want to meet Cooper DeVille, huh?
06:31Yes, yes we do
06:33Well, you know, like I happen to know where he's filming his next picture
06:37And I can even get you jobs as, like, actors
06:41Uh, actors?
06:42In the new DeVille picture?
06:44Yeah, it's a harrowing tale of the dramatic plight of waiters and valets
06:50I'm gonna make you a star
06:52DeVille
07:23Ah, yes, perfect
07:26You shall play the part of the waiter
07:28And you, my fine piggish lad
07:30Shall play the part of the valet
07:32Parker of cars, keeper of keys
07:35Gee
07:36Your scenes will be played in the parking lot
07:39So follow me, I'll get you into a wardrobe
07:43Where's Mr. DeVille?
07:44He's a shy director
07:46He prefers to hide behind the cameras
07:48Come along
07:51Where are the cameras?
07:52They've been hidden to achieve that documentary effect
07:57Oh, a concept picture
08:00All right, you're a waiter
08:01The only waiter in a restaurant packed with stars
08:04They need you, they want you
08:06They'll tip you
08:07And action
08:11What's my motivation?
08:12To keep this job
08:14Good enough
08:15I believe I spot a camera behind that cat guy
08:18I am a waiter and so I shall wait
08:21Hello, may I take your order?
08:23Hi, I'm Larry
08:25And this is my brother Darryl
08:26And this is my other brother Darryl
08:28What's your catch of the day?
08:29Me, lucky girl, you
08:34She loves me
08:39And you shall play one of the proud
08:41The few, the underpaid
08:42You are a green valet
08:45But I don't know how to drive
08:47Good casting, even better
08:49And action
08:55Careful, I just had it detailed
08:57Gosh, it's Batman
09:17Stop this thing
09:27May I take your cake, sir?
09:34Another Hollywood illusion shattered
09:48Thank goodness I wore my seatbelt
09:53Earthquake!
09:55Call 9-1-1! Call 9-1-1! Call 9-1-1! Call 9-1-1!
09:59I hope DeVille has me in the close-up
10:01Call 9-1-1!
10:09It's the champs
10:11It's the champs
10:13It's the champs
10:16It's the champs
10:24What can I get you, Mr. Chancellor?
10:26I'll have your Santa Fe Fingerlings, please
10:29I'd have never figured them for a soprano
10:36A compact car
10:38Oh, they're short, stout and simple
10:41Hey, snap out of it!
10:46I'll have a goat cheese pizza, please
10:48We're proud to present to you the award for best entree ordering in a lead role
10:54Thank you
10:58Waiter, get your feathered fanny over here, man
11:02Now it's my chance to show DeVille my acting versatility
11:05I am your waiter, how can I help you?
11:08Vous appelez ça une salade de César ?
11:11C'est trop brutal !
11:13Sors de ma salade, duc
11:16T'aimes pas cette forme ?
11:18Et la pression, duc ?
11:21Waiter ! Waiter !
11:23I am your waiter
11:24This food is terrible
11:26And such small portions
11:39Pour l'empereur
11:47Votre poulet, captain
11:51Ce poulet n'est pas encore cuit
11:54Bones, écris-moi
11:56C'est Roger
11:57Mettez vos lasers, bros
12:03Pourquoi as-tu ton doigt sur mon steak ?
12:06Je n'ai pas envie de tomber sur le sol encore.
12:08Attendant.
12:09Oui, monsieur.
12:11Il y a une chose que je dois te demander, punk.
12:14Où est mon vin ?
12:16Oh, là-bas.
12:18Oui, mais je ne veux pas faire mon travail à la maison.
12:25Je suis Slam.
12:27Je montre la versatilité, la chaleur, l'humour.
12:29Le film va m'aimer.
12:32Peut-être que j'exagère.
12:37Personne ne m'a dit qu'il y avait du travail dans ce film.
12:44Où est mon vin ?
12:46Mon vin !
13:02J'ai peut-être eu la mauvaise idée,
13:04mais je ne pense pas qu'ils fassent un film là-bas.
13:06Qu'est-ce que je vais faire ?
13:08Tout ce que je voulais, c'était de faire mon film.
13:10Qu'est-ce qui n'est pas bien ?
13:12Est-ce que je demande trop ?
13:16Regarde, E. Regarde.
13:18Quoi ?
13:20C'est tout ?
13:22Nous allons simplement entrer dans le studio
13:24et envoyer un script à Mr. Deville lui-même.
13:26C'est si simple.
13:28Je veux dire, comment est-ce possible d'entrer dans un studio de cinéma ?
13:40Bonjour, Mr. Deville.
13:43Deville ?
13:45Tu l'as vu, mon ami ?
13:47Peut-être qu'il n'a pas assez de fibre.
13:49Pas de temps pour des décisions.
13:51Nous avons un rendez-vous avec la destinée.
13:55Le goût de la peau,
13:57le goût de la peinture de graisse.
13:59Le gros garçon fat dort.
14:01Attendez !
14:05Où pensez-vous que vous allez ?
14:07Bonjour, je suis Plucky Duck.
14:09Je suis Hampton.
14:11Et nous sommes ici pour rencontrer Mr. Cooper Deville.
14:13Un artiste de script qui crie pour être réalisé.
14:17Avez-vous un pass ?
14:19Certainement.
14:25Un pass de l'Université de l'Académie Hall ?
14:27Notre mètre d'alumni.
14:29Pourquoi ne m'as-tu pas dit ça ?
14:37J'adore ce travail.
14:43J'en peux plus.
14:45J'en peux plus.
15:11AGM !
15:13AGM !
15:19Voici Jetty.
15:21Merci beaucoup.
15:29Mère ?
15:37Avez-vous de la superglue ?
15:39Non.
15:41C'est humiliant.
15:43Coupé par un policier.
15:47Je dois rencontrer Mr. Deville.
15:49Où allez-vous ?
15:51Nous devons entrer dans les studios de Deville.
15:55C'est l'heure d'une stratégie.
15:57Nous ne voulons pas attendre Deville.
16:01Mr. Deville est totalement,
16:03littéralement, célèbre.
16:05Rappelez-vous, pas de photographie.
16:07Arrête, je m'en vais.
16:09On se rencontre à la porte.
16:11Et maintenant, on arrête.
16:13Je m'en vais.
16:25Je suis un végétarien.
16:37Mr. Deville ?
16:47Mr. Deville, plucky duck.
16:49J'ai passé deux heures et demie
16:51en essayant de vous traquer.
16:53J'ai une histoire pour vous.
16:55C'est l'histoire du plucky duck.
16:59Tout a commencé
17:01quand j'étais un petit oeuf.
17:03La lutte, l'héroïsme
17:05d'essayer de me détruire.
17:07Et puis,
17:09la douceur de mes années d'enfant,
17:11le trauma, la tristesse
17:13d'apprendre à marcher.
17:15Tout s'est transformé en la chose la plus effrayante.
17:23Où étais-je ?
17:25La chose la plus effrayante.
17:27Mon premier jour à l'école.
17:29Mon premier jour à l'école ?
17:33Et la histoire continue
17:35jusqu'à ce que je devienne le chef du monde.
17:37Et puis, il y a une finale musicale.
17:39Soyez gentils à vos amis à pied.
17:41Car un oeuf peut être
17:43quelqu'un d'autre.
17:45Soyez gentils à la dénouement
17:47de la chasse.
17:49Où le temps est très, très mauvais.
17:51Oh, vous pouvez penser que c'est la fin.
17:53Eh bien, c'est...
17:57Eh bien, qu'est-ce que tu penses,
17:59petit oeuf ? Je pense que c'est un
18:01surfeuilleur de blocs.
18:03Je devrais le savoir.
18:05Parce que j'ai juste fait cette photo.
18:07Hein ?
18:09Non, vraiment, je l'ai fait, mais je l'ai appelé
18:11la histoire de Buster et Babs.
18:13J'ai trouvé ces deux oeufs charismatiques,
18:15tu sais, en train de se poser au milieu du désert,
18:17et je les ai inscrits sur le spot.
18:19Ils sont dans le trailer maintenant.
18:21Je ne comprends pas.
18:23Alors, qu'est-ce que ça veut dire ?
18:25Juste parce que j'ai laissé mes amis derrière,
18:27je n'ai rien ? C'est ça, hein ?
18:29D'accord alors, je suis désolé, d'accord ?
18:31J'ai crié pour le monde d'entendre !
18:33J'ai déchiré mes amis,
18:35et je suis désolé !
18:39Là, tu te sens mieux ?
18:41Tu annonces quelque chose ?
18:43Je le fais !
18:45C'est ce qui est important en tant qu'amis.
18:47Je veux dire, qui a besoin de centaines de fans
18:49qui s'accrochent tous les uns sur les autres,
18:51pour simplement te voir ?
18:53Qui a besoin de tout ce monnaie, de l'attention,
18:55de toute cette glorie ?
18:57Je le fais ! Je l'ai besoin ! Je le veux !
18:59Je l'ai besoin ! Je l'ai besoin ! Où est mon monnaie ?
19:01Mon monnaie, l'attention, la glorie, maintenant, ici,
19:03dans mon vieux doigt de fleur !
19:29Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org