The Plucky Duck Show The Plucky Duck Show E011 – The Potty Years Milk, It Makes a Body Spout The Anvil Chorus
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00:00Yaki, yaki, now that Wacky's on the air
00:02I'm wacky, I'm wacky, he's an egomaniac-y
00:05Hampton plays the lackey of this wack extraordinaire
00:08Who knows the way to close his endless babbling beak
00:11Drop an anvil down upon his feathery physique
00:14Toast him, roast him, the show will still be most him
00:17It's the Wacky Duck Show and it's on each week
00:20His antics are frantic, at times he gets romantic
00:23My talent's so gigantic it'll burst from your TV
00:26The writers are hackers, the artists all with crackers
00:29The actors are yackers, but don't complain, it's free
00:33Wacky goes to Acme League to learn to be a star
00:36There are the toonsters at the school, but who cares who they are
00:39So enjoy, don't be coy, and don't fall for a decoy
00:42It's the Wacky Duck Show, come and laugh along
00:46I also wrote this song
00:48I remember my potty years
00:54Plucky, you're almost three years old now
00:57And your father and I think it's about time you learned how to use
01:01the potty
01:06No potty
01:08Whoa, plucky!
01:11I'm not a plucky
01:13I'm a plucky
01:16Whoa, partner, you don't want to wear diapers forever, do you?
01:20Yes, sir
01:21Oh, come on, there's nothing to be afraid of
01:23Let me show you how it works
01:24It's simple
01:25You take your diaper off
01:27You sit down right here
01:29And then you...
01:33Ew!
01:34And when you're all done
01:36You use a little toilet paper
01:38Pull the handle and flop
01:42It's too loud!
01:44It's okay, hon
01:45It's too loud!
01:47Don't worry
01:48It's too loud!
01:49Bye-bye
01:50Slow down, plucky
01:52Now it's your turn
01:54Give it a flush
01:56No flush
01:57Go ahead, hon
01:58Just pull the handle
02:03Wanna go down the hole?
02:05That's right
02:06Wanna go down the hole?
02:08Yes, dear
02:09Wanna go down the hole?
02:12Yes, but look
02:14The water came back
02:16Water came back
02:17That's right, hon
02:19Water came back
02:20Precisely
02:21Water came back
02:27So do you like the potty now?
02:29Yes, sir
02:30Would you like to go potty all by yourself?
02:33Wanna go potty?
02:34Okay, then
02:35We'll leave you to it
02:36Just call if you need any help
02:38He's gifted, Ralph
02:40Don't you think?
02:41Wanna flush the potty?
02:43Remember to use the toilet paper, honey
02:49Toilet painter go down the hole
02:51Toilet painter go down the hole
02:55Toilet painter?
02:56Where toilet painter go?
03:03And don't forget to get rid of that dirty diaper
03:11Diaper go down the hole
03:13Diaper go down the hole
03:16Bye-bye, diaper
03:23Toilet painter go down the hole
03:26Bye-bye, toilet painter
03:30Nana go down the hole
03:32Bye-bye, Nana
03:36Becky go down the hole
03:39Becky go down the hole
03:42Toot-toot go down the hole
03:45Kitty go down the hole
03:48Bye-bye, Kitty
04:04Doggy
04:09Doggy
04:23Are you all finished, son?
04:25I wanna flush the potty
04:27All right, but hurry it up
04:31Wanna go down the hole
04:33Wanna go down the hole?
04:35Doggy, is everything all right up there?
04:38I wanna flush it again
04:40No, you've flushed enough, son
04:43Wanna flush it again
04:45He's been up there quite a while
04:47We'd better check on him
05:05Pluggy, what's going on in there?
05:09The door's locked
05:10Pluggy
05:11Wanna flush the potty
05:13Open this door right now
05:15I wanna flush it again
05:17Let me talk to him
05:18Do what your father says, Pluggy
05:20Open the door
05:24Pluggy, open this door
05:31Toot-toot came back
05:35Pluggy
05:37Doggy came back
05:40Luna came back
05:42Pluggy, open this door
05:53My diaper came back
06:01Oh no!
06:04And I just redecorated
06:06Pluggy, where are you?
06:17Those were the days
06:19Unfortunately, it all worked out in the end
06:24Pluggy
06:25I wanna flush it again
06:27I wanna flush it again
06:29I wanna flush it again
06:33Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
07:04Ok, ok
07:05Let's find an average student
07:06And let him be the judge
07:16Aha!
07:18The first one of us who makes Hampton laugh hard enough
07:20To squirt milk out of his nose
07:22Is the funniest one in Acme, Lou
07:28Me first
07:30Pluggy is the funniest
07:32A l'université, oui
07:36Regardez celui-ci
07:38Bonjour Hampton, comment allez-vous?
07:40Je suis Mr. Revolto, le squatteur
07:42Ne bougez pas trop
07:44Nous ne voudrions pas que vous squirtez du lait
07:46D'entre vos nostrils, comme un sprinkler qui s'est brûlé
07:48Regardez ça
07:50Encore pas de sourires?
07:52Mr. Revolto va devoir tirer toutes les flèches
07:56Pluggy, tu as l'air si délicieux aujourd'hui
07:58Hey, attends un instant
08:01Oh, juste a bite
08:03No
08:15Oh, that was surefire stuff
08:17Nice try, pal
08:19Now let the master do his thing
08:25Be very quiet
08:27I'm hunting rabbits
08:31Oh no
08:51My turn
08:53This calls for drastic measures
09:01Blblblblblblbl
09:17I'm a bat
09:21I say what in tarnation we got here boy
09:25Y'all gotta put some meat on those feathers son
09:27Or you'll bleed south for the winter
09:30Tu n'as jamais pensé à pomper de l'huile comme une vocation, garçon ?
09:38Tu sais, le sucre est en train de se former.
09:41Prêt à l'appeler « Quicks » ?
09:43Jamais !
09:50Regarde, une boîte de mail ! Une boîte de mail !
09:54Oh, bien ! Maintenant je peux envoyer les cartes de poste que ma classe envoie.
10:00Allez !
10:03Oh !
10:14On a fini ?
10:15Pas sur ta vie !
10:19Regarde, partons travailler ensemble, garçon !
10:30Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
11:00Je pensais à un problème mathématique.
11:02Avez-vous dit quelque chose, Kibby ?
11:20C'est la taille !
11:30Sous-titres réalisés para la communauté d'Amara.org
12:01Et maintenant, c'est l'heure du Buster Bunny !
12:04Proud de vous présenter le masterpiece de musique classique,
12:07le Chorus d'Anneville,
12:09avec notre spécial guest-star, Plucky Duck !
12:12Enfin, un rôle méritant de mon talent !
12:31Chorus d'Anneville
12:37Buster, qu'est-ce qu'il y a avec ces anvilles ?
12:40Plucky, c'est le Chorus d'Anneville.
12:42Alors ?
12:43Utilisez votre manche, Plucky !
12:45C'est ma manche qui est en train d'être utilisée !
12:47C'est un problème !
12:48Mais Plucky, on ne peut pas faire le Chorus d'Anneville sans les anvilles, non ?
12:54C'est illogique qu'il y ait des anvilles.
12:56Je veux dire, la logique doit prévaloir, je suppose.
13:01La logique, mon amoureux !
13:04D'accord, Rabbids !
13:05Vous avez passé votre amour !
13:06C'est suffisant !
13:07J'ai fini !
13:08Je m'en vais !
13:09Je ne veux plus faire partie de ce cartoon !
13:11Mais Plucky, tu ne peux pas partir !
13:13Et pourquoi pas ?
13:15Parce que, comme on a dit, tu es la star de ce cartoon !
13:24Mère !
13:42Oh, le prix du stardom !
13:47Laissez-moi voir ce stupide script !
13:49Des anvilles sur Plucky, des anvilles sur Plucky...
13:51Deux anvilles sur Plucky...
13:53Des grandes anvilles sur Plucky !
13:55C'est fou !
13:56Qui a écrit ce stupide script ?
14:00Ré-écrit !
14:10Arrêtez-vous là !
14:12Je suis l'administrateur pour les adultes contre les cartons drôles !
14:17Et j'ai compté plus de 60 actes de violence sans-sens !
14:23Attendez !
14:24D'où viennent ces anvilles ?
14:27J'ai hâte que vous me demandiez ça !
14:29Elles viennent de l'entreprise de l'anville Acme,
14:31la plus grande supplémentaire de cartons,
14:33d'anvilles de comédie,
14:34et d'objets de sang douloureux depuis 1930 !
14:37L'anville a été découverte en 1622 par Sir Isaac Anvil !
14:42Pour croire que je ne verrai jamais un poème aussi joli qu'un...
14:46Anvil !
14:47Alors souvenez-vous, quand vous pensez à des anvilles,
14:49pensez à l'anville Acme,
14:51un nom que vous pouvez confier !
14:53Maintenant, retour à la cartoon !
15:08Plucky, s'il vous plaît, soyez plus prudent !
15:10Si vous n'étiez pas prudent, Babs pourrait avoir été blessé !
15:12Pouvons-nous y aller ?
15:14Si je dis non, ça va ?
15:20Non !
15:21Vous êtes hors de ma liste de cartes de Noël !
15:36Enfin en paix !
15:37J'aimerais qu'ils prennent un anvil...
15:39Ici !
15:49Et maintenant, la finale !
16:10Plus tard...
16:34Je l'ai battu ! Je suis gagné !
16:37Come on, you dumb bunnies! Let's see you get me now!
16:46The show must go on!
17:01They love it! They want more!
17:05Plus?
17:06They love me! Ok, let's do some more!
17:09Ladies and gentlemen, we will now present another classical masterpiece, the 1812 Overture!
17:17Oh no!
17:34Overture
17:39They'll never find me here!
17:50This concludes the classical portion of our show.
17:53Say good night, Babs!
17:54Good night, Babs! So long!
18:04To be continued...