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00:00La mort de Rattousa! La mort de Rattousa! La mort de Rattousa!
00:14Je ne l'ai pas fait! Je ne l'ai pas fait!
00:17Vous ne commencerez pas notre flot ici, le rat. Avez-vous le dernier mot, le rat?
00:22Enfin peut-être. Vous pourriez expliquer la chose entière de Jerry Lewis.
00:26Nous aimons M. Lewis à cause de son autre énergie, ses pitrares peu intellectuels.
00:32Et il déteste les comédiens de femme.
00:35Je vois. Bien, vous pouvez l'avoir.
00:46Vous avez perdu votre éthique, man.
00:52Je dois arrêter de manger de le dumpster derrière le restaurant français.
01:01Gary Andrews est un accompli propriétaire de Wall Street.
01:05Il possède de l'argent, de la prestige et de la puissance.
01:09Mais en gagnant la course aux rats, Gary est allé trop loin.
01:15Non!
01:18Gary le rat. Merde.
01:34Non, Mère, je ne peux pas venir vous voir aujourd'hui.
01:36Je me suis rendu compte que vous étiez encore là.
01:40Non, Mère, je ne peux pas venir vous voir aujourd'hui.
01:42Je me suis rendu compte que vous étiez encore là.
01:45Mais je me suis rendu compte que vous pouviez prendre le bus.
01:47Ou même rentrer chez vous.
01:51Mère, tu peux t'attendre un instant?
01:53C'est une super tenue. C'est un Cavalli?
01:55Bonjour!
01:57Bordel.
01:58Bonjour, Mère, je suis de retour.
02:00Comme je te l'avais dit, je suis heureux que tu partes de là.
02:02J'ai même passé autant de temps à t'accueillir un monstre pour te nourrir et te baigner.
02:05Mère, le dernier monstre que j'ai acheté pour toi n'était pas bien entraîné.
02:08C'est pour ça qu'il t'a tué.
02:10Mère, tu vas devoir t'entendre encore.
02:12Excusez-moi, mais vous bloquez le chemin.
02:15Rupest knows no bounds.
02:18Écoute, Mère, je dois y aller. Les gens sont en train de mourir autour de moi.
02:21Bien sûr qu'ils sont en train de mourir autour de toi. Tu es dans un hôpital.
02:24Et pas un très bon, je dirais. Il faut y aller.
02:32Oh, bien.
02:35Regarde ici. Le crime dans la ville est à un nouveau bas.
02:40Je sais que j'ai oublié le rat, mais j'ai vu d'autres choses et tout.
02:43Non.
02:44Tout. Les gens.
02:47En tout cas.
02:50Oui, comment ça va, Officer?
02:51Magnifique, merci, merci. Je dois vous demander, avez-vous juste tiré six ou sept personnes en colère?
02:56Non. Peut-être.
02:59Ok, j'ai fait ça. Pourquoi avez-vous demandé?
03:01D'accord, sortez de la voiture, Monsieur. Vous et votre chat sont en arrest.
03:04Oui, on doit y aller.
03:05Vous n'allez jamais nous prendre en vie, copains. N'est-ce pas, Bouti?
03:10Bouti! Bouti!
03:14Attends papa.
03:22Andrews!
03:23Oui, Monsieur Harrison.
03:24Vous savez ce que je prends dans mes mains, Andrews?
03:26Une bouteille, Monsieur.
03:27Oh, vous êtes bien, Andrews. Vous êtes vraiment bien.
03:29C'est un cadeau, Monsieur.
03:30Comment ça va, alors? Avez-vous des idées?
03:32Je ne peux pas vraiment voir d'ici, Monsieur.
03:33Prenez une preuve, prenez une preuve, prenez une preuve.
03:35Je ne suis pas vraiment bon à jouer au jeu de preuves, Monsieur Harrison.
03:37Il vaut mieux que vous preniez une preuve, Andrews, ou je vais tirer la tête géante de votre tête
03:40dans une pièce de lumière de ciment jusqu'à ce que votre l'œil gauche tombe.
03:43Un dressing de salade, Monsieur.
03:44Mais de quel genre?
03:46Ah, de la vinaigrette de balsamique.
03:49J'hate ce jeu!
03:52En tout cas, j'ai un nouveau case pour vous, Andrews.
03:54Je suis en pleurs d'anticipation, Monsieur.
03:57En tout cas, j'ai un nouveau case pour vous, Andrews.
03:59Je suis en pleurs d'anticipation, Monsieur.
04:01Eh bien, n'en mettez pas sur le sol.
04:03La maintenance l'a déjà fait, ils nettoyent pour le jour.
04:05Le case, Monsieur?
04:06C'est pro bono, Andrews. Ça veut dire gratuit.
04:09Je sais ce que ça veut dire, Monsieur Harrison.
04:10Mais pourquoi prenons-nous des cases gratuites?
04:12Ça me fait l'air bien, Andrews.
04:13Et si j'ai l'air bien à l'aide de toutes ces groupes de charities,
04:17j'ai été invité à des repas gratuits.
04:19Et quand je suis invité à des repas gratuits,
04:21vous savez ce que ça veut dire, Andrews?
04:24Un repas gratuit.
04:25Un repas gratuit.
04:26Bingo, Andrews!
04:27C'est un bingo!
04:28Tout le poulet à la roi, le homme peut le garder.
04:31Vous aimez votre poulet à la roi, Monsieur.
04:33Plus que la vie en elle-même, Andrews.
04:35Ils utilisent de la crème sucrée, vous savez.
04:37Alors, quel est le cas, Monsieur Harrison?
04:39Eh bien, vous défendez un ogre et son chat
04:42sur six comptes de murder au premier degré.
04:44Mais c'est une affaire criminelle.
04:46Eh bien, rien ne vous arrive, Andrews.
04:48Ne vous inquiétez pas, vous n'avez pas à gagner.
04:50Faites juste que ça ressemble bien et m'amenez à mes repas gratuits.
04:53Ask Betty for the file.
04:54And Andrews?
04:55Chicken a la king, Sir.
04:56Bingo, Andrews!
04:57That is a bingo!
05:03Open 666.
05:09Hey, what's with the giant rat thingy?
05:11Well said, dope.
05:12I'm your attorney, Gary Andrews.
05:17Don't I know you?
05:18Nope, wasn't me.
05:19You look very familiar.
05:21Nope, wasn't me.
05:23Have you ever been to Edison, New Jersey?
05:25Yes, I've spent extensive time there.
05:26Not me.
05:27I think I've seen you in my building.
05:29The Montana Apartments?
05:31Why, yes.
05:32I don't know.
05:33Anyway, I'm going to be your lawyer.
05:35You're going to get us off?
05:36Not a chance.
05:37I've looked at your file.
05:38They have 34 eyewitnesses.
05:40Two amateur videographers caught the incident on film
05:42and here's the kicker.
05:44You signed a confession.
05:45So what do you think our odds are?
05:47Don't sugarcoat it.
05:48You've got a better chance of tunneling your way out
05:50with a toothpick.
05:53We tried.
05:55It broke.
05:56Dear Lord.
05:57I'll see you at trial.
05:58I'm innocent, you know.
06:00We all are.
06:06This is too fortunate to be believed.
06:09Hunter and prey means an opportunity united.
06:12Surely this will yield a death blow.
06:14It must come quick, like a Sirocco out of the Sahara
06:17with the force and precision of a panzer attack
06:19and the brilliance of a comet.
06:21Think, man, think.
06:22Why, of course.
06:24I'll start by baking a cake,
06:26then fill it with a moist Smith & Wesson 357 Magnum center
06:29with hollow-point bullets coated in cyanide.
06:39Cheese delivery, dude.
06:41Hello, Bud.
06:42What's the good word today, giant rat?
06:44Your word for the day, Bud, is soft head.
06:46Bud, what did you just call me?
06:48I don't know.
06:49You called me a rat.
06:50You did. You said it.
06:51You said, what's the good word today, giant rat?
06:55Cheese delivery, dude.
06:57Oh, very well, you nonsensical little twit.
07:00Is that my Middle Eastern belotti with hazelnuts?
07:02Hi.
07:04Bud, this tent spot is yours if you can tell me
07:06a three-letter word that rhymes with cat.
07:13Cheese delivery, dude.
07:16Hmm.
07:17Hazelnut belotti.
07:20What is this?
07:22They missed it.
07:24I can't believe they missed it.
07:26They never read my client his rights.
07:28He could walk because of this.
07:46Yeah, how's it going, fancy pants?
07:48Mr. Bugs?
07:49Hey, tell your wife thanks for the photos.
07:51They're a big hit with the Aryan Brotherhood.
07:53Especially the ones with the llama.
07:55Now, let her know.
07:56Let's get down to business.
07:57And the one with the donkey.
07:59Are you finished?
08:00And the one with the rhino.
08:01I'm done now.
08:02Thank God, don't.
08:03Anyway, the fact that you are behind bars
08:05doesn't mean you can't fulfill your exterminator duties
08:07and kill Gary Andrews.
08:08Who?
08:09The big rat.
08:10I got nothing.
08:11Your six-foot rat attorney who's defending you
08:13and who you've been trying to kill for months.
08:15I want him dead.
08:16I want you to use this cake to kill him.
08:18Is he allergic to buttercream?
08:20No, you idiot.
08:21There's a gun in the cake.
08:22He's allergic to guns?
08:23I want you to shoot him with the gun inside the cake.
08:26And what do I get for doing in that vicious vermin?
08:29I'll arrange your escape from this penitentiary
08:31and I'll give you an additional $20,000.
08:33What do you think, Bootsy?
08:35Meow.
08:36Bootsy says it's a go.
08:38But only if you throw in a couple more pictures of the old lady.
08:41It's a deal.
08:42And a panda.
08:43Deal is your cake.
08:45Nice.
08:46Jimmy loves Johnny, Andrews.
08:48What the hell are you doing calling me down here?
08:50I'm sorry, sir.
08:51Let's be perfectly clear about this, Andrews.
08:53If you make me late for my lunch and I miss the apple smoked bacon,
08:56you're gonna wish you were dead, Andrews.
08:58Dead. Now, what do you want?
08:59I'm having a problem of conscience, sir.
09:02Conscience?
09:03What the hell are you talking about, conscience?
09:05It's that little voice in your head that tells you what's right and wrong.
09:07I know what conscience is, Andrews.
09:09It's what keeps me from sleeping with my 15-year-old niece.
09:12What the hell does it have to do with you?
09:14Well, sir, in the case I'm about to try,
09:16it seems that the police never read the killer's rights.
09:18They've run roughshod over the Fourth, Sixth and Eighth Amendments.
09:21What the hell is this, Soviet Russia?
09:23No, sir. Anyway, the problem lies in the fact that my client did do the crimes.
09:27Got yourself a sticky philosophical quandary, Andrews.
09:31Well said, sir.
09:32And now I'm finding myself struggling with this dilemma,
09:37upholding the constitutional rights of a citizen or putting away a murderer.
09:41Getting me out of here and to my lunch, Andrews, that's a dilemma. Speed it up.
09:46I think it's important that I serve the best interests of my client,
09:49no matter what I think of him personally,
09:51no matter what kind of scumbag he is, sir.
09:53Scumbag? That's a pot calling the kettle black, huh, Andrews?
09:56But I think you might be right.
09:58America is the only place in the world where you have the right to be a scumbag,
10:02although the French are pretty scummy.
10:04Remember that.
10:05Now let's go get that murderer out of jail and into the public where he can do some good.
10:09Now it's gonna go down like this, Boots.
10:12The rat is gonna be doing his lawyering thing, right?
10:16Now we sit beatific, like at the table,
10:19and then all quiet, like I'm gonna sneak up behind him,
10:24I pull my cake out and come back!
10:28The defense will rest forever!
10:31Now!
10:32I know, right?
10:35It's time.
10:36Can I take my cake? It makes me feel safe.
10:39That's fine, go ahead.
10:43Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
10:45I'm about to give you startling information
10:48that will force you to set my client free.
10:51Suck on this, you vermin scumbag!
11:00For the love of God, Andrews, that's devil's food!
11:05I've been shot, Andrews! Shot, I tell you!
11:08Devil's food!
11:11Oops!
11:13About that startling information, I'll get back to you!
11:22Steak sandwich!
11:24Cheesecake!
11:26Persimmons!
11:28Gelato!
11:30Is he gonna pull through, Doc?
11:31Are you a giant rat?
11:32Yes. Gary Andrews.
11:34Are you a friend or relative?
11:35What else you got?
11:37We're brothers.
11:39I see. Well, your brother has been shot in the leg.
11:42Is that all?
11:43Well, the bullet has seemed to have ricocheted off his femur
11:45and lodged itself into the base of his skull.
11:47Twizzlers!
11:48What does that mean?
11:49He could die at any minute, man!
11:51That can't be.
11:52No, you're right, he'll be fine.
11:53I just always wanted to say that.
11:55He'll just be delirious for a while.
11:57Cauliflower!
11:59Tamales!
12:00Korean spare ribs!
12:02Docteur, can I get your professional opinion on something?
12:05Well, I'm not a vet, so...
12:06No, something else.
12:07Fire away.
12:08Thanks.
12:09Let's say you had information that could help a certain man,
12:12but that certain man had just tried to kill you.
12:14Bare-battered.
12:15Would you give said man the vital information that would help him?
12:18Are you talking about Mr. Goldblatt's cancer?
12:20Mr. Goldblatt?
12:21Patient down the hall.
12:22He's got cancer?
12:23Did I say cancer? I meant stubbed toe.
12:25Listen, I'd keep that information to myself.
12:27Thank you, Doctor.
12:28You betcha.
12:33The priest is here.
12:35Conjugal visit?
12:36Meow.
12:37Oh.
12:38Hey, how's it going, Father?
12:40It's me, you idiot.
12:41Truman Blinkstale.
12:42I'm just dressed as a priest.
12:44Oh, hey!
12:45So how's that wife of yours doing?
12:47Listen, Claude, we don't have much time.
12:49After the cake debacle and your subsequent conviction
12:51on six counts of first-degree murder,
12:53they put you on death row.
12:54Well, let me tell you about that, Father.
12:56The food here is terrific.
12:58The food is terrific because it's your last meal, moron.
13:00They're going to execute you in the morning.
13:02Meow.
13:03Kill Bootsy?
13:04And you with him.
13:05Not my best Bootsy, buddy.
13:07I won't let him.
13:09Don't worry, you idiot.
13:10I have a plan.
13:11Does it involve a bomb
13:12and that Bible you're toting and the rat coming back
13:14because he's troubled by his perception
13:16that this is unfinished business?
13:17No.
13:18Yes.
13:19How'd you know?
13:20I'm clairvoyant.
13:22Meow.
13:23I know, right?
13:24Freak.
13:26Is this seat taken?
13:28If I said it was, would you still sit there anyway?
13:30Oh, you betcha.
13:31Have a seat.
13:32Okay, so how's things going for you?
13:34I'm fighting with my conscience.
13:36Oh, I had a fight like that once.
13:39How did you resolve it?
13:40I killed a kid.
13:42Anyway, you ever find out why you was changed into a giant rat?
13:45If I had, I probably wouldn't still be a rat, would I?
13:48I don't know.
13:49I'm a drunk.
13:50I think I might have figured it out.
13:53Hey, thanks.
13:55I tell you, if you buy me a drink...
13:57What the hell?
13:58Bartender, give Ted Kennedy here a drink.
14:00Double.
14:01So, give me your thoughts.
14:03Why did I become a rat?
14:04Because you're an asshole.
14:09Anyway, I'll see you.
14:13My God.
14:14There may be some truth to that.
14:16After all, I'm a rat.
14:18I'm a rat.
14:19I'm a rat.
14:20There may be some truth to that.
14:22I've treated people poorly my whole life.
14:24I've chosen a profession that tears the humanity out of your soul.
14:27And I've lost this case and let an idiot of a man go to the electric chair when I could have gotten him off.
14:32I'm not going to let it happen.
14:34I don't care if he's a guilty galoot.
14:35I'm not going to let them execute him.
14:37Because in that man's death, I might lose whatever humanity I have left.
14:40It might diminish me further into my rat-like existence.
14:43No!
14:44The blood of this man will not be on my hands!
14:48Just glad I could help.
14:49Shut up, you drunk.
14:50Now, for God's sake, get out of the way!
14:52I have to go prove my humanity!
14:58Now, here's how it's going to go down, Boots.
15:00I'm going to be in the electric chair with my Bible like nothing's going on.
15:04The rat is going to come running in because of his conscience thingamajiggy.
15:08I trigger the bomb mechanism and Rat Crust becomes a dead holy roller.
15:13Meow.
15:14What do you mean, what if it doesn't work?
15:16Everyone, out of the way!
15:17I'm finding my humanity!
15:19I must change back into a man!
15:21Shut up, you freak!
15:22Your mother!
15:23Let's see.
15:24Taquitos.
15:26Mozzarella.
15:27Funyuns.
15:30Jiminy Christmas!
15:32That disgusting, good-for-nothing rat freak needs me!
15:35Somebody give me some spinach dip before I die!
15:39Uh-oh.
15:41Plenty of jerky.
15:43Milk balls.
15:46Better.
15:48Dead man walking.
15:49Meow.
15:50Sorry.
15:51Dead kitty walking.
15:52My Bootsie.
15:57I need a stay of execution!
15:59My client, Mr. Buggs, was denied his rights as an American!
16:03You can't just barge in here and make demands, Counselor.
16:06If I had a gun, I would shoot you.
16:08I have a gun!
16:09Then shoot him.
16:13Dope.
16:14Anyway, to get an injunction,
16:16you're going to have to prove your case in court, Rat.
16:18I can! I will!
16:20But I have to have you sign a temporary injunction to stop his execution.
16:23I can give you the injunction,
16:25but you'll need the Governor to give him a stay of execution.
16:28Thank you, Judge.
16:29I need it right now.
16:30Here you are, brother.
16:32But I'm an only child.
16:33Take the Bible, dummy.
16:35Everyone, out of the godforsaken way!
16:37This might be my last chance to become human again!
16:40Shut up, you crazy beast!
16:42Eat me!
16:44Stop the execution!
16:46I have an injunction!
16:48Let me go! Let me go!
16:50Now! Do it now!
16:52Now!
16:53Somebody call the Governor!
16:57Suck on this, Rat scum!
17:01Bomb! Everybody down!
17:03We're all going to die!
17:05Now!
17:06No! I can be human again!
17:08Now!
17:10This is going to suck.
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