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00:00 *musique*
00:02 *musique*
00:04 ♪ Up and Play, for the last cartoon show of the day ♪
00:07 ♪ TV TV finals coming through ♪
00:11 ♪ With animals that pee and poo ♪
00:14 ♪ And about adventuring ♪
00:16 ♪ Out in space or plan with spring ♪
00:19 ♪ You did your homework, thereby earning ♪
00:22 ♪ One last show before you turn 80 ♪
00:25 ♪ Last Chance to be entertained ♪
00:28 ♪ Sleep is good but TV helps your brain ♪
00:30 ♪ TV for now... ♪
00:33 ♪ ♪ ♪
00:54 ♪ Oh it's a Jing Jing, Tingly Ting Ting, Jingly ♪
00:57 ♪ Fa la la, time of year, ho ho ♪
00:59 ♪ Twizzle, ding dong, ring ling, deck and arch ling ♪
01:01 ♪ Jingling, ding ding ding ♪
01:03 ♪ Christ was born ♪
01:06 ♪ Oh Jingling, Ting Jing, Jingling, Ting Ting Ting ♪
01:09 ♪ Wing ding ding ♪
01:10 ENOUGH!
01:11 Merry Christmas, Santa Pals!
01:14 Christmas?
01:15 Bah! Hum-c*t!
01:17 That's "Humbug".
01:18 And it's from my favorite Yuletide story,
01:20 the Christmas episode of "Bewitched".
01:22 Dog, why are you so happy?
01:24 I'm filled with Christmas cheer.
01:26 Wow! Where'd you get it?
01:27 Well, Santa Claus spreads it around everywhere this time of year.
01:30 For free?
01:31 Where is it?
01:32 I don't see any.
01:33 Well, you can't see it.
01:34 It's just a ring ding dingly feeling you have up your spine.
01:38 Really? The spine?
01:40 Sh*t!
01:42 What do you mean, sh*t?
01:43 We could make a fortune!
01:45 Silly!
01:46 Maybe we can tap into his spine.
01:49 Yeah, yeah, Christmas cheer!
01:51 Now hold still, Dog. This is going to be very painful.
01:54 Is it?
01:56 Yep.
01:57 Be sure to get it all, Doc.
01:59 Don't worry, Hank. There's plenty for everybody.
02:01 Here it comes!
02:03 Ooh, pretty!
02:05 Get your face away from that cheer!
02:07 We need it pure.
02:08 Uh-oh. My leg's starting to get a little numb.
02:11 That's gotta be a good sign!
02:12 Hey, Doc. I'm planning on going caroling in an hour. Is that okay?
02:16 I wouldn't, 'cause I'd be paralyzed.
02:18 Okie-pokie, that's it.
02:19 Come on, guys. Let's go to my place and figure out the best way to drop this junk.
02:24 Gee, kids. It sure feels great to be giving on Christmas.
02:29 Now enjoy this Christmas classic.
02:31 [Christmas carol]
02:34 Now listen, my children, and you shall hear
02:38 of someone who brings certain feelings once a year.
02:41 It happens each winter. You'll hear his name mentioned.
02:44 Tingles, the Christmas Tension.
02:47 [Christmas carol]
02:57 I'm Tingles, the Christmas Tension.
03:01 [Christmas carol]
03:14 [Christmas carol]
03:37 Jo from sales says...
03:38 I'd sure like to fill all her quotas!
03:41 [Christmas carol]
03:48 And you kids may wonder sometimes when you play
03:51 why your parents can't take it around Christmas Day.
03:54 [Christmas carol]
04:01 On Grandma, on Grandpa, on Drunk Uncle Otto,
04:04 on Cousin Kate with her little out-of-wedlock mulatto.
04:07 [Christmas carol]
04:14 Oh, you let your kids do that, says old Auntie Rose.
04:17 [Christmas carol]
04:20 Now you children so happy and bouncing with glee.
04:23 [Christmas carol]
04:27 Now Christmas is over, but kids, don't you fear.
04:30 Tingles will be back spreading his vibes next year.
04:33 [Christmas carol]
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05:40 [Christmas carol]
06:00 [Christmas carol]
06:07 Looks great from here.
06:09 [Christmas carol]
06:16 We'll be right back.
06:18 [Christmas carol]
06:25 Come on, Zebu, sing with me, it's a holiday!
06:28 No days off until I catch the tail!
06:31 [Christmas carol]
06:38 I can't do it, he's getting away!
06:40 Oh well, here's some more fun holiday Christmas stuff.
06:44 Places to look for your Christmas presents.
06:47 In the living room closet.
06:50 Mom's drawer.
06:53 The oven.
06:56 Under Grandpa's hat.
07:00 In Dad's gun cabinet.
07:05 Inside bread.
07:09 On the roof.
07:13 The kitchen wall.
07:18 And inside your favorite toy.
07:22 [Christmas carol]
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08:11 [Christmas carol]
08:15 [Christmas carol]
08:26 [Christmas carol]
08:40 [Christmas carol]
09:00 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
09:02 Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
09:05 Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way.
09:10 Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.
09:16 [Christmas carol]
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12:29 [Tousse]
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17:04 [Applaudissements]
17:10 Hey, hey, little room, take a breath.
17:12 The angel came down from heaven.
17:14 And lo, we are three kings who have traveled from the east following the start of this holy place.
17:19 Oh man, that's my son up there! He's a f***ing star!
17:22 Shhh! Don't mind me. Show's up front, folks.
17:32 Uh oh, uh oh! Don't do it, Jesus!
17:35 Quiet!
17:36 It's not worth it! You get screwed in the end!
17:38 Come on, man, you're embarrassing me!
17:40 Run, Jesus, run! Look out!
17:43 [Christmas carol]
17:50 [Christmas carol]
17:57 [Coup de feu]
17:59 [Coup de feu]
18:00 [Christmas carol]
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