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00:00 (Bruit de la foule)
00:04 (Bruit de la foule)
00:09 (Bruit de la foule)
00:12 (Bruit de la foule)
00:16 (Bruit de la foule)
00:19 (Bruit de la foule)
00:22 (Bruit de la foule)
00:27 Boring!
00:29 En fait Will, c'est vraiment intéressant.
00:33 Hey, regardez ça!
00:35 Will, détention!
00:40 Détention!
00:42 Attendez, n'oubliez pas que vos projets de groupe de Chang'e sont à demain, et pas de extension!
00:49 Jin Shan Ti...
00:55 Les Chinois
00:57 Il y a des années, notre nana a été entraînée dans les voies de la magie.
01:01 Son collègue, Kong Li, a détruit leur maître et a déclenché la puissance d'un livre de cuisine magique.
01:06 La nana l'a arrêté.
01:07 Mais les pages du livre étaient écrasées.
01:09 Maintenant, Kong Li est de retour pour récupérer les pages et les utiliser contre le Chinois.
01:13 Dans le jardin de Wu, la nana a entraîné nous à l'arrêter.
01:16 Nous trois avons le pouvoir de sauver le Chinois.
01:18 Et le monde.
01:19 Un peu de riz, un peu de brocoli
01:23 Un vélo volant, une recette secrète
01:27 Et sur la route de la maison, je vais résoudre un mythe
01:32 Parce que c'est la nuit, c'est la nuit, c'est la nuit et c'est la nuit
01:39 C'est la nuit, c'est la nuit, c'est la nuit, c'est la nuit, c'est la nuit, c'est la nuit, c'est la nuit, c'est la nuit, c'est la nuit
01:51 - Est-ce que tu es sûr qu'ils sont parti de cette direction?
02:00 - Non!
02:02 - Tiger!
02:03 - Placide, il faut s'en aller!
02:08 - Là!
02:09 - Attends, Toby! - J'essaie!
02:26 - Nana a dit juste trois coups
02:35 - Un, deux, trois... - Sid, viens!
02:39 - Merci, ça a aidé! - Attends!
02:52 - C'est un jeu dégueulasse!
03:01 - Les recettes ont souvent cet effet sur les choses
03:04 - Peut-être que la prochaine fois, tu penseras deux fois à prendre une des recettes plus expérimentales de Nana
03:08 - Dis-moi que ce n'est pas notre projet de groupe pour Mr. Andrews!
03:11 - C'est juste un petit peu cassé, il ne va même pas le remarquer!
03:15 - Je t'ai dit qu'on ne pouvait pas se mettre dans ce délire!
03:25 - On devrait laisser Sue gérer ça. Will va nous faire plaisir pendant des semaines
03:30 - Tu as dit que un chat a mangé mon travail!
03:32 - Oui, en tout cas, vous êtes trop agressifs! La détention sera bien!
03:36 - Vous avez une détention?
03:39 - Mr. Andrews a pris un vol de puissance et nous a donné la détention pour ne pas donner notre projet de groupe
03:43 - Vous avez dénoncé une mission. Ça me semble comme des lieux de détention
03:47 - Mais Nana, on a fait le travail! Il s'est juste détruit pendant que nous nous battions contre ce...
03:52 ...ce froid qui s'est passé!
03:56 - La détention sera bien pour vous!
03:59 - C'était pour moi! Ça a construit un personnage, ça m'a rendu fort!
04:04 - Ça ne m'a jamais aidé!
04:06 - Eh bien, ça va! Vous commencez aujourd'hui!
04:10 - Ça va bien, Mr. Wu!
04:13 - Wusgarden Catering? Mais je ne sais pas comment cater!
04:17 - Vous allez bien, Barney!
04:19 - C'est simple! Rappelez-vous que le client est toujours bon!
04:23 - Ces gars vont vous aider, non?
04:25 - Désolé, on a la détention!
04:27 - Détention!
04:29 - La détention est la vie! On a tous trois S!
04:42 - Sommeil, dégâts et sommeil! C'est comme être à l'école, mais on ne fait rien!
04:55 - Aujourd'hui, vous serez responsable de mémoriser les chapitres 8 à 12 de vos livres.
05:00 - Sur les grands achats de Jin Chong et son engagement avec la Chine.
05:08 - Terminé!
05:11 - Mr. Andrews!
05:16 - Oui, Toby?
05:18 - Je dois aller au bain!
05:21 - Oh!
05:23 - Ah!
05:25 - Toby, man! Nice work!
05:28 - Please settle down and get started!
05:34 - Somebody order a pizza?
05:38 - Right here!
05:40 - Yes, Sue?
05:48 - Sorry, Mr. Andrews, I left my book in my locker.
05:51 - Me too.
05:55 - Just get them, quickly, and tell your friend Toby that his bathroom break is over.
06:00 - Hey, Teach, you want a slice to go with that?
06:16 - Detention! Forever!
06:19 - Oh, man!
06:34 - Who's garden free... cater... Who's garden catering?
06:40 - Hi! We need three dozen egg roll platters, about four to five family-sized servings of shrimp and chicken with garlic sauce,
06:46 a chocolate fountain that spouts soy sauce instead, lo mein, and a birthday cake with six candles for tomorrow.
06:51 - A birthday cake?
06:53 - With six candles! And a clown! You do that, right? You sound kind of clowny. You should do that.
06:59 - Do we do clowns? She said we should.
07:02 - Barney, the customer's always right.
07:08 - Any sign of Toby? - Not yet. I tried both bathrooms on this floor.
07:12 - Hey, guess who scored some free za from the pizza guy?
07:15 - By the way, Sid, you own the final lo mein.
07:17 - Whatever. Look, we gotta get back to class. Mr. Andrews is gonna freak out if we take too long.
07:21 - Relax, Sid. It's Mr. Andrews. What's he gonna do to us?
07:25 - I demand that you pick up that book.
07:35 - I demand that you stop talking in my class.
07:38 - I demand you to get back to class!
07:53 - What's going on?
07:57 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
07:59 - I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
08:01 - What's going on?
08:04 - He's attacking them. We gotta get back in there.
08:07 - What was that?
08:18 - And all the kids were like this. Doing whatever Mr. Andrews said. It was like he was using mind control.
08:27 - And he was shooting beams from his hand. His hand! He almost hit us!
08:30 - Maybe he's working for Kong Lee. Maybe he's the shape-shifter working for Kong Lee
08:34 and the real Mr. Andrews is stuck in some warehouse by the docks.
08:36 Maybe all the other teachers that are too in school's cancelled until we figure this out.
08:40 - Toby, I don't think Kong Lee has anything to gain by getting at our teachers.
08:44 - Maybe he does. Mr. Andrews teaches history, doesn't he?
08:48 There is a chance that he's found out about the ways of the ancients.
08:52 They would use mind control recipes as a way to live through other people, to be immortal.
08:58 Kong Lee would do anything to get his hands on that kind of power.
09:02 - Finally! Back from detention.
09:05 - Yeah.
09:06 - Then don't just stand there while our most important customers have orders waiting on the counter. Go!
09:12 - With a mind control recipe at play, you have to be extremely careful.
09:16 I'll research this while you're out. Keep your eyes open.
09:26 - You look ridiculous. Well, I didn't have to do.
09:29 Kids, the clown is here!
09:31 - Hey, I'm Barney, the catering clown.
09:35 Today we're going to do lots of fun things.
09:38 - I want a pony ride!
09:40 - I want spaghetti!
09:42 - You're an ugly clown.
09:48 - The customer is always right.
09:53 [GUNSHOT]
09:54 [MUSIC]
09:57 - Yahoo!
09:58 - No!
09:59 [GUNSHOT]
10:01 [MUSIC]
10:04 - Ah!
10:05 Check one.
10:07 And...
10:09 Check two.
10:10 [MUSIC]
10:11 - Eh?
10:12 [GUNSHOT]
10:13 - Whoa!
10:14 - Ah!
10:15 - What is that?
10:16 - Hey, what happened?
10:18 - The buildings are collapsing!
10:21 [MUSIC]
10:24 [GUNSHOT]
10:25 [MUSIC]
10:28 [GUNSHOT]
10:29 - Will, what's going on?
10:31 - Jin Xiong.
10:32 - Will!
10:33 Hello?
10:35 - Jin Xiong.
10:37 - Hey, what are you doing?
10:42 You can't just build a wall here.
10:44 Who's in charge of this mess?
10:46 - I am.
10:47 - Mr. Andrews?
10:50 - That name means nothing to me.
10:52 I am Jin Xiong.
10:56 And I demand you build my wall.
11:00 - Ah!
11:02 - Ah! Ah! Ah!
11:05 [MUSIC]
11:10 - Guys, you gotta get over here.
11:12 It's Mr. Andrews.
11:14 He's controlling everyone in Chinatown.
11:16 - Where are you?
11:17 - The east side of the park.
11:18 He won't believe what he's building.
11:20 - I got you on GPS.
11:21 We'll be right there.
11:22 [MUSIC]
11:26 [GUNSHOT]
11:27 [MUSIC]
11:29 - What took you so long?
11:30 - The streets are all torn up.
11:32 It's like Chinatown is falling apart.
11:34 - We're building up.
11:35 [MUSIC]
11:38 - Is that the Jiang Wall?
11:40 - Of Chinatown?
11:41 Is that Mr. Andrews?
11:43 - Any sign of Kong Li?
11:46 - Nah, but check out what he keeps drinking.
11:49 It's gotta be a recipe.
11:50 - That's the same thing he was drinking in school.
11:52 Kong Li wouldn't let anyone have all this power.
11:54 Andrews has gotta be working for himself.
11:56 We need that recipe before he does any more damage.
11:58 - Come on.
12:00 [GRUNTING]
12:01 [MUSIC]
12:03 - Jin Xiong demands you build my wall.
12:06 - Fan out.
12:08 Keep it down.
12:09 - I demand you build my wall.
12:14 - I demand you build my wall.
12:16 [MUSIC]
12:21 - Huh?
12:22 [MUSIC]
12:27 [GROANING]
12:31 - Toby, what's going on?
12:34 - I have bad news and good news.
12:36 Su and Sid are being mind controlled.
12:38 - Is it Kong Li?
12:39 - No, that's the good news.
12:40 You were wrong about that.
12:41 Mr. Andrews has the recipe.
12:43 He's working on his own.
12:44 - Toby, get them to Wu's garden immediately.
12:47 We need to find a way to free them from his control.
12:49 - Got it, Nana.
12:50 Ow.
12:51 [MUSIC]
12:56 - Guys, come with me.
12:58 Come on.
12:59 [MUSIC]
13:03 - Come on, let's go already.
13:05 - Jin Xiong demands I build the wall.
13:08 [MUSIC]
13:12 - Su?
13:13 - Jin Xiong demands I build the wall.
13:15 - Step out of it.
13:17 [MUSIC]
13:19 - I'm getting good at this.
13:21 - I demand you stop the intruder.
13:24 [MUSIC]
13:29 - Sid?
13:30 Su?
13:31 Help.
13:33 [MUSIC]
13:37 - Jin Xiong demands that we stop you.
13:40 - I demand you guys stop.
13:42 - I don't want to hurt you.
13:43 I'm trying to get help.
13:45 [MUSIC]
13:51 - Huh?
13:53 - Jin Xiong demands I stop you.
13:55 - Yeah, yeah, I got that.
13:57 [MUSIC]
14:01 [MUSIC]
14:07 - Sid?
14:08 [MUSIC]
14:11 - Hi-ya.
14:12 [MUSIC]
14:14 - Hi-ya.
14:15 [MUSIC]
14:21 - Hi-ya.
14:22 - Jin Xiong demands that we stop you.
14:25 [MUSIC]
14:27 - I don't want to fight you.
14:29 [MUSIC]
14:33 - How do we?
14:34 - You're back.
14:35 - What are you doing?
14:36 - Chobie, what's going on?
14:38 [MUSIC]
14:40 - Four, three, two, one.
14:43 Ready or not, here I come.
14:46 [MUSIC]
14:50 - Wow, you kids are good.
14:54 [MUSIC]
15:01 - Oh, you kids are good.
15:04 The old water bucket over the door trick.
15:07 You did it all wrong though.
15:09 There's no way this will fall.
15:11 - Of course it'll fall.
15:12 I've been doing this for years.
15:16 You're an ugly clown.
15:19 - Hey.
15:22 Come on.
15:23 [MUSIC]
15:28 - It looks like he has control of nearly all of Chinatown.
15:31 But Sid and I broke out of it when we got far enough away from him.
15:34 - That's interesting.
15:36 His power must be weakened by distance.
15:38 - He was calling himself Jin Xiong and wearing some sort of ancient armor.
15:42 - Jin Xiong.
15:43 - You know him?
15:44 - If you did your homework, you would too.
15:46 He was one of the most powerful warlords who has ever lived.
15:49 - Yeah.
15:50 Don't you two pay attention in history?
15:55 - You think that recipe is connecting Mr. Andrews to the real Jin Xiong?
15:58 - Possibly.
15:59 Just like Mr. Andrews controlled you, Jin Xiong could be controlling Mr. Andrews.
16:04 - So the stuff he's drinking is an ancient Chinese warlord?
16:07 That's gross.
16:08 - Now, according to the magic of immortality,
16:11 Jin Xiong will only fully take over Mr. Andrews when he performs a certain task.
16:18 - Like this?
16:20 - That's why he's building the Qiang Wall.
16:22 That's the task.
16:23 - And when it's complete, Jin Xiong will return for good.
16:27 - Jin Xiong was one of the most ruthless warlords to have ever ruled.
16:32 He enslaved generations of families, forcing them to submit their lives to his control.
16:39 - Oh.
16:40 - We need to go now.
16:41 We need to cut off his link with Jin Xiong and take care of this for good.
16:44 - Okay, genius.
16:45 How do you expect to do that?
16:47 - Get the recipe and stop him from finishing the wall.
16:52 - This should help with the wall.
16:54 - Make sure no one is in harm's way when you use it.
16:58 - Let's ride.
17:01 - Yay!
17:02 [laughs]
17:03 - Woohoo!
17:04 - You're a pretty clown, and I'm going to call you Samantha.
17:08 - I am not a clown.
17:10 I'm not Samantha.
17:12 I'm Barney, and I'm a caterer.
17:15 - I'm hungry.
17:17 - Well, dude, if you let me do my job, you would have eaten better.
17:21 [music]
17:25 - Ooh!
17:26 - Oh.
17:27 Hey, Mrs. Wallace.
17:29 - What are you doing on my floor with my wig on?
17:32 - Mrs. Wallace, um--
17:33 - Where are the kids?
17:35 - We didn't eat all day.
17:38 - This is the worst catering service I've ever seen.
17:41 What were you doing all this time?
17:43 You can't expect me to pay for this.
17:45 [phone ringing]
17:47 Hello.
17:48 Yes, Mr. Wu?
17:49 I don't know who taught you to run a catering service, but I'm--
17:52 - Barney!
17:54 [music]
17:57 I demand you work!
17:59 I demand you finish this!
18:01 - You sure this is the best cover we could have come up with?
18:04 - Look, once we get the recipe back,
18:06 Mr. Andrews' link to Jin Shang will be cut.
18:08 Then all we have to do is knock this wall down.
18:10 - I hate to say it, but this wall is looking pretty solid, Sid.
18:13 - Let's just stick to the plan.
18:15 Everything will be fine.
18:16 - Stop talking.
18:17 Get back to work!
18:19 I demand you--
18:20 I demand you rebuild my wall!
18:23 [music]
18:26 - Ah!
18:27 [music]
18:29 [grunting]
18:32 - My army, I demand you attack!
18:35 [music]
18:39 - Jin Shang demands I attack.
18:42 - Hey, Will, I thought we were supposed to be friends.
18:45 [music]
18:48 - He's not in control of himself.
18:50 Stopping him is all that matters.
18:52 [music]
18:55 [grunting]
18:59 - I admire your abilities.
19:01 You are clearly well-trained,
19:03 but you have the potential to be even greater.
19:06 I demand you work for me.
19:08 [music]
19:11 - Thanks, but we've already got jobs.
19:13 [music]
19:19 - Get them out of here!
19:21 [music]
19:27 - Who is this guy?
19:28 - I got this.
19:29 Stick to the plan.
19:30 Go!
19:31 - You got it.
19:32 [music]
19:36 [whistle]
19:37 - Over here!
19:39 Come and get me!
19:41 [musique]
19:44 [grunts]
19:46 [musique]
19:51 - How's Toby doing?
19:53 - He's got them.
19:54 It's clear.
19:55 - Then go.
19:56 I got this.
19:57 [music]
20:03 - Your frightened friends have all abandoned you.
20:06 - You ever hear of a plan?
20:08 [musique]
20:12 [grunt]
20:13 [musique]
20:22 - No!
20:24 - Sue, now!
20:26 [musique]
20:33 - Hi-ya!
20:35 [musique]
20:49 - Nice!
20:50 [musique]
20:52 - No!
20:53 No!
20:54 [musique]
20:56 [grunt]
20:57 [musique]
21:02 - I... I...
21:04 What have I done?
21:05 - Give me the recipe.
21:07 [musique]
21:12 - Help!
21:13 - Will?
21:14 - Help!
21:15 - No!
21:16 [musique]
21:22 - Mr. Andrews just ran in to save Will.
21:24 - Thanks, Teach.
21:25 I owe you one.
21:27 [musique]
21:35 [musique]
21:46 [musique]
21:55 - OK, OK.
21:57 [musique]
21:59 [brouhaha]
22:02 [brouhaha]
22:07 - Calm down.
22:08 Calm down.
22:10 [brouhaha]
22:12 - Hey!
22:13 Teach said class is starting.
22:15 - Huh?
22:16 - Why, thank you, Will.
22:19 I've graded your latest reports, and I have to say,
22:22 Sue, Sid, and Toby's new group project got an A+.
22:25 - All right!
22:27 - It's unfortunate that I had to mark it down to a B for being late,
22:30 but I'm sure they had a good reason.
22:33 - Oh.
22:34 [musique]
22:37 - Dad, we have to talk.
22:39 I am not a clown.
22:41 There is only so much stimulation a man can take.
22:44 - Oh, oh, oh.
22:45 Don't worry, Barney.
22:47 From now on, no more catering.
22:50 - Yes, thank you.
22:51 - I came up with an even better idea.
22:54 [musique]
22:56 [musique]
22:59 - You stink.
23:00 [musique]
23:02 - Ah!
23:03 [musique]
23:05 [musique]
23:08 [musique]
23:11 [musique]
23:14 [musique]
23:17 [musique]

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