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00:00 *Pokémon sound*
00:02 Hey man, did you hear about the new Pokémon?
00:05 Pokémon? Never heard of it, bro.
00:07 But bro, you wear a Pikachu sweatshirt!
00:09 Pikachu? Never heard of it? How do you spell it? Pi-a-kli-a-tissue?
00:12 Oh, you're that kind of guy, yeah, who buys clothes with pop culture references without knowing what it is, right?
00:17 Clothes? Even more never heard of it.
00:19 Ok, you're a loser, boring, and you're also annoying me.
00:21 Great, very good. That's a lot, right?
00:23 Loser? Never heard of it, actually.
00:27 *Pokémon sound*
00:31 So today, we decided to talk about Nintendo.
00:34 You know, this Japanese company founded by the Yamoshi family.
00:37 But before becoming one of the three modern pillars of video games,
00:40 it was actually a company that sold playing cards.
00:43 So be careful, these weren't Pokémon cards, no.
00:46 David Lafarge, unemployed.
00:48 Actually, they were Anafuda cards, a traditional Japanese game.
00:51 The rules are, open the Guilhemets, go look on the Internet, asshole, close the Guilhemets.
00:56 You'll see, it's super nice, around a bowl of ramen, it's super racist, yes, I know.
01:00 And it's only almost a century later that Nintendo turned to video games,
01:04 thanks to Hiroshi Yamoshi, a guy who looks weirdly like a Japanese version of Stanley.
01:09 Definitely, the multiverse will never cease to surprise me.
01:12 But finally, Nintendo quickly became one of the prophets of video games,
01:16 by participating in the expansion of this new media in the whole world,
01:20 thanks to ultra-popular licenses such as Marius, Zelda, or even Nintendogs.
01:25 A game in which you'll have to take care of a cute little dog,
01:29 in order to make him participate in canine contests,
01:32 which he'll have to win in order to be deleted from your Nintendo DS
01:35 and replaced by a much more efficient dog, which you'll call Medor, by lack of imagination.
01:40 "Hey, that's not right, yes, I'll call the SPA to be cruel to animals, me, eh!"
01:44 It's pixels! Your moralizing speech has no effect on me, okay?
01:49 "No, but oh, the little bastard, did you see that? I go for two seconds to do my little manicure of the abdominal fiac,
01:54 and the guy tries to replace me, like that!"
01:56 "Yes, yes, it's good, go, follow the video, I don't have time, and I don't have a watch, in addition!"
01:59 So, Nintendo, in the space of a few years, it has accomplished a whole lot of things,
02:03 ah yes, we're not on precise information anymore, as said before, I don't have time.
02:07 And this whole lot of things allowed him to be for a long time the undisputed and uncontested master,
02:12 yes, even Sony and Microsoft ate in his hand!
02:15 Imagine Kratos the demi-god and Master Chief eating in the hand of Mario,
02:18 Mario the funny plumber, this guy supposed to fix toilets!
02:22 When the PS2 came out, Sony pulverized Nintendo,
02:25 but they didn't let it go, and reposted it with the Gamecube!
02:28 It's a purple cube, in fact, in which you put small CDs, and the controller has a tumor, in fact!
02:32 Okay, I'm not going to lie to you, they never managed to catch up with Sony after that!
02:36 Even the Nintendo DS, which is the second most sold console of all time,
02:40 did not manage to give back to the tribe its past glory!
02:42 And in our time, they just try to catch the whole world,
02:45 based on fan service, by paying special attention to always keep a generation behind on its competitors,
02:51 it's a bit of a trademark!
02:53 But still selling at a high price games such as Pokemon Arceus,
02:56 whose graphics and technique supposed to enjoy the budget of the most profitable license in the world,
03:01 would have amazed me if I had been offered it for my 12th birthday!
03:05 That is to say, 50 years ago, because yes, I am a vampire who has aged very well 2 out of 3 as we can see!
03:10 And yes, I regularly apply moisturizing cream to the extract of the blood of his dead!
03:14 Well, I already hear the pro-Nintendo trying to defend their prophet against Mahen,
03:18 like "Yes, but graphics, it's not all, yes, but it's their first open world, uh ..."
03:24 So already know that you can not do anything against my bad faith!
03:27 And anyway, I did not even test the game and I do not intend to buy it,
03:30 I just settle for shooting an ambulance that is already on fire in fact!
03:34 So please do me the pleasure to go back to hunting shinies and not break my eyes!
03:39 In addition, concretely, I have nothing against Nintendo, it's even the opposite!
03:42 If I had the means, I would get a Switch Animal Crossing edition,
03:45 as well as all their flagship products, and I'm not talking about the tower that is the sailors!
03:49 I will then say goodbye to my friends and my family,
03:52 and I will begin to live my dozens of new lives,
03:54 in which I will be both Pokémon trainer, Breath of the Wild speedrunner,
03:59 island manager on which I will impose myself dictator, or painter in the BTP!
04:03 But unfortunately, I do not have time for all that, because you see, I'm trying to build a lucrative career,
04:08 a bit like a kind of alchemist of the net,
04:11 who is trying to turn your fun time into cash!
04:14 But as at the time I wrote these lines, it is Tuesday, February 1st, 4.30 pm,
04:18 and that this video must be released on Wednesday, February 2nd, 4.30 pm,
04:21 that is in exactly 24 hours,
04:23 as much to tell you that the alchemist must go to do the editing!
04:26 Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha!
04:30 So if you stayed on your hunger to go see the other videos of the chain,
04:34 do not hesitate before leaving to activate the bell and subscribe to the chain, it's fun!
04:39 A big thank you to all the tippers, one of you is my favorite of course, and see you next time!
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