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00:00 [Pokémon theme]
00:04 Well, since we love Pokémon, today we wanted to talk about Pokémon.
00:07 And no, it's not because at the moment, Pokémon videos have millions of views thanks to Michou and her holographic Dracophon.
00:12 But it's good because we're true Pokémon fans!
00:15 Look, I even have a Yoshi figurine! I love this Pokémon, it's my favorite!
00:19 By the way, before being a worldwide franchise, featuring Pikachu and his friends,
00:23 Pokémon was called Pocket Monster and was inspired by the breeding of cricket.
00:26 But now we're starting to teach you real stuff and that's not the concept of the channel. Oh no, far from it, it's even the opposite.
00:31 So if you want to learn more about the world of Satoshi Tajiri, go back to his books!
00:35 And if you're here to listen to blasphemed heretics on the Pokémon religion...
00:38 Well, sit down comfortably on your bed of salamanders,
00:41 grab a coffee in your Pikachu mug and Timothée, take this gun out of your mouth!
00:44 Oh, but I don't like Pokémon, I prefer Digimon!
00:47 But where do you speak of Digimon, it's not the copy of Pokémon, you weren't even born, it had already failed!
00:51 We are talking about a monument that accompanied the childhood of millions of people,
00:54 transforming them over time into real weebs!
00:57 Able to buy hundreds of boosters to pack rare cards!
01:00 And even collector's boxes sometimes costing more than 50,000 euros, sometimes even more!
01:04 Also leading them to create YouTube channels entirely dedicated to opening packs,
01:08 on which you can find videos of the style
01:10 "OMG I open the best booster of my life, 1000% impossible!"
01:14 "I sold my mother for this ultra rare card, I regret nothing!"
01:17 Well, I personally try to stay away from any random game.
01:19 Because you see, I know myself, I could quickly sell my two lungs to continue playing, so no, no, no!
01:24 And since I need my lungs to, like, breathe,
01:26 I decided to never fall into this infernal spiral.
01:29 But yet I felt real sensations in front of this good old David!
01:31 And I even surprised myself to want to wear these beautiful latex gloves!
01:35 While I don't even know how to make the difference between a turtle and a leviathan!
01:37 Except that my brain doesn't give a fuck about that, it just wants adrenaline, my guy!
01:41 So I just almost broke a cable and bought a thousand Pokémon cards!
01:44 Then I realized that I didn't have them, because my poverty has no limits!
01:47 But for once, it was useful to me, saving me from a possible addiction,
01:50 which would have caused my loss, and therefore the end of this YouTube channel!
01:53 And we got out of it safe and sound, so subscribe, put the bell, it's nice!
01:56 But finally, Pokémon is not just cards to collect, no, far from it!
02:00 It is above all a video game license developed by Nintendo,
02:02 in which you will embody a random trainer,
02:04 who will choose a random starter among three random Pokémon,
02:07 will learn to fight against other random trainers,
02:09 until becoming the champion of a random arena!
02:11 And this since 1996 on 8 random generations!
02:14 Except that, well, we already talked about it in another video, so go check it out, it's a must!
02:18 But if you don't want to do it, it's okay, finish this one already, it won't be bad!
02:21 So Pokémon, it's cards to play, dozens of video games,
02:24 but it's also an anime, as well as a legendary credits, extract!
02:27 "One day I will be..."
02:29 Yeah, I know, it's frustrating, such a short extract, but we don't have the rights, so fuck it!
02:32 But it's okay, I know it by heart, I can sing it to you if you want!
02:35 *cough*
02:36 "One day I will be..."
02:37 And I don't remember, I forgot, but quiet!
02:39 In this anime, we will follow the adventures of Pikachu, but especially of Sasha,
02:43 who will travel the whole world with the goal,
02:45 attention, spoiler, to become the best trainer!
02:47 Which makes Pokémon a shonen, I already hear the rage in the comments!
02:50 No, but listen, we really hear them, I'm not kidding, listen, listen!
02:53 And no, we don't hear them because I don't hear the rage!
02:55 Throughout his journey, Sasha and his friends will fight without respite to win the challenges,
02:59 but will be regularly apportioned by these bastards of the Team Rocket,
03:02 who will always be there to play a bad trick on them.
03:04 And who, generally, thanks to the power of friendship,
03:07 will be beaten and thrown into the air, accompanied by an iconic sound effect,
03:10 dubbed by a famous microwave!
03:12 *Pfff*
03:12 After, we will not lie, the success of Pokémon is also explained by its kawaii side,
03:16 this perfect mix between colors and funny shapes, which only the Japanese have created.
03:20 And which allows, at the same time, to create an infinity of derivative products!
03:23 From pajamas to posters, through socks and wallets!
03:27 And I'm sure that by looking a little, you can find a big deal of other trio-pickers, damn it!
03:30 But finally, all this to say that everyone can be put to click!
03:33 Look, even I bought this beautiful figurine of R2-D2,
03:36 an electric type Pokémon, Attack Trumpet, you know!
03:39 Here, it was Pokémon in its entirety, I hope you enjoyed it,
03:42 throw a Pokéball in the like bar,
03:43 tell us your favorite Pokémon in the comments,
03:45 and go take a look on Tipeee so we can buy Vlal and Booster!
03:48 Come on, ciao!
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