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00:44 And we're gonna start with the game last night.
00:46 - You know what?
00:47 I'm blaming it on Taylor Swift.
00:48 - Take that stance.
00:49 I'm not taking that stance.
00:50 - I was just about to ask if she's a succubus.
00:53 - A what?
00:54 - A succubus.
00:55 - What does that mean, Dave?
00:56 - It's an ancient creature in Greek mythology.
00:58 It's a girl that she's actually a demon,
01:00 but she uses her sexual appeal to seduce men
01:05 and get what she wants out of them.
01:07 - Take all their powers?
01:08 - Takes all their powers.
01:09 - Like the girl that cut off Samson's hair?
01:11 - Exactly.
01:11 - If she would be a succubus,
01:13 I think that would be inaccurate,
01:15 because you're saying that she is for the male attention.
01:17 I would say that her demographic is female.
01:20 - She's taken all the chief's powers, I think.
01:22 They've gotten shut out three straight second halves,
01:24 I believe.
01:25 - Yep.
01:26 Although they shouldn't have, though.
01:27 - I will say, though, it's like competing force,
01:29 her versus Matt Nagy.
01:30 - Yeah, I think there might be something to that.
01:35 They have not, they've looked a little bit like
01:37 she might be the kryptonite.
01:38 - A little shaky.
01:39 - A little bit, a little bit.
01:40 But that's not even a story of they catch a touchdown pass
01:44 with a 47-acre.
01:45 - No, Kelsey, he kind of looked like he was a little lost
01:48 out there for a little while last night.
01:50 It was a good game, though.
01:51 I mean, I was excited.
01:52 This is one of those football games
01:54 where I was ready to sit down and watch
01:57 and be entertained.
01:59 - I have a confession to make.
02:01 - You didn't watch the game?
02:02 - No, I watched.
02:03 But typically, by the time Monday rolls around,
02:06 I'm a little footballed out.
02:07 The Bears have taken all my joy away from me.
02:10 And it's like, you just want to press reset.
02:12 Usually I just watch a show.
02:13 I had the game on last night,
02:15 because that is a Super Bowl preview, probably.
02:17 - Literally a Super Bowl preview.
02:18 - It is, yes.
02:18 - And from last year's, too.
02:20 So, great game, thoroughly entertained.
02:23 I do think that those are the two best teams.
02:26 And I think the Chiefs are still--
02:28 - I know the--
02:29 - If they played tomorrow, I'd bet the Chiefs--
02:30 - Did y'all know that the Chiefs outgained the Eagles
02:32 by 100 yards and still lost?
02:34 - Yeah.
02:35 - Like, that's an insane stat.
02:36 How do you outgain your opponent by 100 yards
02:40 and still get shut out?
02:41 - How do you have a 40 minutes time of possession
02:44 and win the tournament?
02:45 - We're not talking about the Bears anymore.
02:46 You can watch that on our mid-show from yesterday.
02:50 One little nugget that I liked in there,
02:52 Jason Kelsey walking out with DeAndre Swift.
02:56 So, you had Swift and Kelsey walking out
02:58 of the tunnel together.
02:59 Nice little move.
03:00 - I love that.
03:01 Also, I just love the Kelsey brothers.
03:02 I will say--
03:03 - I'm sick of them.
03:04 - I like Jason.
03:05 Jason's my favorite.
03:06 - That saves men a lot.
03:07 - I think he's very humble.
03:07 I think he's kind of a big teddy bear, funny.
03:11 Don't get me wrong, Travis is great, but he's just--
03:13 - Is he great?
03:14 - Nah.
03:15 - He seems like that guy that, in high school,
03:18 he would always go to the parties,
03:20 but he would never do anything.
03:21 But then all of a sudden,
03:21 he decided to flip that switch one day,
03:23 and he's like, "I think I might smoke today.
03:25 "I'm gonna be cool.
03:26 "I'm gonna listen to rap music.
03:28 "I'm gonna wear earrings."
03:29 - I think he does whatever everyone else thinks is cool.
03:32 - That's probably it.
03:33 - That's the vibe I get from Travis Kelsey, not from Jason.
03:35 - He's great, respectfully, great football player.
03:37 - Best guy to ever lead.
03:38 - Fantastic, fantastic, except last night.
03:40 - Yeah, well, because why?
03:41 - Because his boo-thing wasn't there.
03:43 - Say it again?
03:44 - The succubus.
03:45 - Succubus.
03:46 - Yep.
03:46 - Dave, she's an ancient Greek.
03:47 - She taught me something today, yeah.
03:50 Next story here is, this is a wild story,
03:53 and it's one of those things that is
03:54 beyond my level of understanding.
03:56 (laughing)
03:57 - I don't get it either.
03:59 I was hoping you guys could kind of take it from here.
04:01 - Well, we can talk about--
04:02 - For that note.
04:02 - So, long story short, you had Sam Altman.
04:05 Sam Altman is the CEO, one of the founders of OpenAI.
04:08 They're the ones who created ChatGPT.
04:10 They are the industry leaders.
04:11 - And this guy is like the head of it all.
04:13 - He's the head of it all.
04:14 - He is the man.
04:14 - It was like really him and four guys,
04:16 but he was the CEO, and they basically was like,
04:21 Dave, you wanna do Roman history?
04:23 - Sure.
04:24 - Julius Caesar.
04:25 Like, they kind of passed the knife around.
04:26 Sounds like one guy got him, stabbed him in the back,
04:29 and they were gonna remove him,
04:31 and then it was like Gladiator.
04:33 So, we're just gonna keep with all the ancient--
04:34 - I love it.
04:35 - Like, he's Maximus.
04:36 Like, he's the general.
04:37 Everybody respects him, and to the point that they had--
04:41 - It was 500 plus--
04:42 - 700.
04:43 - I read that it was 700 of 770 employees.
04:46 - I read it.
04:46 It was over 500 at one point, yeah.
04:48 - Now I think it's--
04:49 - Yeah, so like the whole company.
04:51 - And then I know that Microsoft got involved.
04:54 They put in like 14 billion, and then all of a sudden--
04:56 - They're the lead investor, yeah.
04:57 - He, Sam Altman, said, okay,
05:00 well, if I'm not gonna work there,
05:01 I'll just work for Microsoft,
05:02 and then they were like, actually, no,
05:03 we don't even wanna be a part of this
05:05 if Sam Altman isn't gonna be in charge.
05:08 There's obviously something that all of us--
05:11 - Something's afoot.
05:12 - It's fishy.
05:13 - It's kinda stinky.
05:14 - It's so stinky.
05:15 - It stinks a little bit.
05:15 - What do you think that Sam has or knows?
05:18 - That he was withholding.
05:19 So that is what they said, that he was not,
05:22 he didn't really communicate with the board.
05:24 I don't blame him for that.
05:25 I feel like those people, you're not one of the founders.
05:27 You just have all these people that are--
05:28 - Do it through AI.
05:29 - Yeah, and they're just mucking around.
05:31 And I will say that OpenAI,
05:33 it was founded as a nonprofit originally.
05:36 Like it was supposed to be for altruistic means,
05:38 like we're gonna push society forward,
05:40 and then when you start taking,
05:42 but they couldn't, they ran out of money.
05:44 - Yeah, of course.
05:45 - It was a for-profit thing.
05:45 I don't think they've made any money since,
05:47 but they're a for-profit business now,
05:49 and I feel like that's where the fuckery comes,
05:52 and maybe that's how we all die in the end.
05:55 - So everything says that AI is gonna be
05:57 the end of all of us, and I will say
06:00 that I've seen some of those robots,
06:02 and they are absolutely terrifying.
06:04 - Yeah, the Boston Dynamics one.
06:05 - Like think about iRobot, and you're watching that,
06:08 and maybe you're like, "That'll never happen."
06:09 - Oh, it's happening before our eyes.
06:11 - Like it's insane.
06:13 - I feel like they're gonna,
06:14 I feel like robots would run out of materials
06:17 to make other robots, though.
06:19 - I don't know, I feel like they'd figure it out.
06:21 - Right, they're probably smarter.
06:23 - They are, and they would probably just use 3D printing.
06:26 - Yeah.
06:27 There you go, and then we're all fucked.
06:29 - AI, I'm AI.
06:31 - Yeah, so how are they gonna beat you?
06:33 They can beat Dave and I.
06:33 - This C4 has made my brain all good.
06:38 - All right, next story.
06:41 I'm glad we got our LSU girl here.
06:44 Angel Reese, where is she?
06:46 That's the question, where is she?
06:47 - I made a text this morning, well, a DM, if you will.
06:52 Well, let's just see if I've gotten anything.
06:54 - Dave couldn't remember who she was,
06:55 so she's a star. - Yes.
06:57 - One of the two best women's basketball players
06:59 in the country.
07:00 They won the national championship last year.
07:02 - A lot of people didn't like her
07:03 because they felt like she was being too showboaty
07:06 when she was pointing at her finger,
07:08 which she deserved to do.
07:10 - She deserved to do it?
07:12 - Yeah, hell yeah.
07:12 - If you win?
07:13 - Yeah, you can talk.
07:15 - You can be the villain if you want,
07:16 that's a villain move,
07:17 but then there's always backlash against the villain.
07:19 - I'm fine, but that's the whole thing.
07:21 In my opinion, it wasn't a villain move
07:25 because Kaitlyn Clark had already done it
07:26 in a game previous,
07:28 kind of showing that she was gonna get the ring.
07:30 So it was more like a, hey, bitch, not you, it's me, I'm her.
07:35 And so I think right now,
07:37 I'm not sure what's going on with her.
07:38 - She's got a million dollars in NIL.
07:40 - I think the NIL, and I knew this was
07:42 before anything happened,
07:43 the NIL was going to ruin college sports
07:46 because people don't give a shit anymore.
07:48 They don't play for their scholarships.
07:50 They don't play for their teams.
07:51 They don't play for heart.
07:53 They play for all of this money and I don't blame them.
07:55 Money is fantastic.
07:57 It's great.
07:57 I've learned a lot about that this week.
07:58 - I'd like a million dollars in NIL money.
08:00 I'll take some.
08:01 - But I think maybe there's a lot of big attitudes going.
08:04 I mean, Kim Mulkey, shout out to you.
08:06 A lot of people don't like you.
08:07 I love you.
08:08 I think you're a fantastic coach.
08:09 People can love or hate you,
08:10 but you're a fantastic coach
08:12 and you can coach the hell out of those girls.
08:14 But there's a lot of attitudes on that team.
08:16 She said, "Too many attitudes with not enough altitude,"
08:19 I believe was the quote.
08:21 And I mean, think about it.
08:23 No matter what major sport,
08:25 if you put a lot of hotheads together on a team,
08:27 you think it's going to be like the best team ever?
08:29 It's going to clash.
08:30 - What do you make of this rumor
08:31 that the reason she's out is because...
08:36 - Of her GPA?
08:38 - GPA is under the 2.0.
08:41 - If I'm going to be honest with you,
08:43 I don't have too much to say on that
08:45 because I didn't finish college,
08:47 so I'm not going to speak on any of the GPA.
08:49 But I mean, look,
08:50 she's saying don't believe any of the rumors.
08:52 Could be mental, could be an IL,
08:54 it could be an injury, it could be...
08:56 - Let's say it is the GPA.
08:59 - That's bad.
09:00 - It's a bad GPA,
09:01 but let's stop pretending that these girls
09:03 are there to play school
09:05 or these athletes are there to play school.
09:06 That era is gone.
09:08 If you're making a million dollars,
09:10 what the hell do you need?
09:11 - Especially at a school like LSU.
09:13 - And it's being paid to them a lot of times
09:15 through a collective.
09:16 - Yeah, I don't know what LSU's set up is.
09:20 - She's making money off the collective.
09:22 There's a collective at every university on earth
09:24 and most even walk-ons at a lot of universities,
09:29 they'll make like a base salary basically.
09:31 And the more, like Livvy Dunn, obviously,
09:34 Paul Skeens at LSU, and then...
09:36 - Great couple, power couple.
09:38 - Power couple, for sure.
09:39 - Hottest couple ever.
09:41 And this girl, Angel Reese,
09:43 she's being paid from the school.
09:47 - Yeah, right.
09:48 - But she's...
09:49 - My point is, if you're entering into this money era
09:53 of college athletics,
09:54 I don't wanna hear about,
09:56 oh, well, this student athlete.
09:58 They're not student athletes.
09:59 - No.
09:59 - Can we just be...
10:00 - They're athletes first, so who cares what her GPA is?
10:03 They probably should care,
10:04 but that era of college athletics is done.
10:07 - It's contradictory.
10:08 Can we all be real for a second?
10:10 And obviously, might not be as prevalent in girls' sports,
10:14 but in high school, you always had that kid
10:16 that was so good at sports, but dumb as a rock.
10:19 And somehow, he always got the grades to play.
10:23 - That's what I'm saying.
10:25 If you can't keep, as a star athlete at a school,
10:28 if you can't keep it, that is impossible to do.
10:30 They will give it to you.
10:31 - It's like the old "Boobie Miles" quote.
10:33 - "Boobie Miles," it's the program, that movie.
10:36 Like every...
10:36 - It's like, what's your favorite subject?
10:38 'Cause there only is one subject.
10:39 - Football.
10:40 - Like, it's straight A's.
10:41 - Yeah.
10:41 - And that's, I would assume that LSU would...
10:44 You have to be like...
10:45 - Who, what was it, Matt Leinart took like
10:48 ballroom dancing at USC or something.
10:50 Like, take, I took badminton one term,
10:53 just to get a gym credit.
10:54 - I remember...
10:55 - Go take joke classes.
10:56 - I remember hearing a story about a kid
10:58 who was a hockey player at BU, around my age,
11:02 who didn't go to class, didn't do anything.
11:04 He was gonna flunk out after a semester.
11:06 He ended up playing in the NHL.
11:08 - Heard that.
11:09 - I won't say his name.
11:09 But he had a teacher who was just like,
11:11 just hand in anything.
11:14 - Literally.
11:15 - And make you eligible.
11:16 And he blew it up.
11:17 So he left school after one semester.
11:18 - To round that out, I would say,
11:20 I don't think it's a GPA issue.
11:23 I think it might be, again, more of like
11:25 a lot of attitudes clashing on the court.
11:27 I mean, we lost that, the first game of the season,
11:29 like, losing that was just awful.
11:31 - Who did play?
11:32 - If I'm gonna be...
11:33 - I mean, I'm assuming it was like nobody.
11:35 - Yeah, it was a shitty, shitty school.
11:37 It'll come to me in a second.
11:38 - Like Tennessee State Junior College or something.
11:40 - But I feel like, I don't think it has to do with her GPA.
11:43 I think, if anything, her and Mulkey,
11:45 Mulkey's a good coach.
11:46 She knows what's best for that team.
11:48 And if the best player, or one of the best players
11:50 needs to have a seat, then, you know, sometimes,
11:53 that's what you gotta do.
11:54 - That's true.
11:55 If that's the case, then, yeah.
11:56 - She says she's protecting her players.
11:57 She won't get into what it actually is, but.
11:59 - That doesn't mean it's not disciplinary, though.
12:01 - Yeah, but you gotta figure it out.
12:03 - Next story, Dave, we're gonna go to you with this one,
12:05 our logistics expert, 'cause we have a fraud scheme
12:09 where this Miami University student is facing 45 years
12:12 in prison for basically running a logistics fraud scheme
12:15 out of his door.
12:16 - He was just faking bills of lading
12:19 and skimming off the top.
12:21 - Please explain.
12:22 This is like, I'm two years old,
12:23 'cause I wanna figure out how to do this
12:24 and not go to jail.
12:26 - It was a skim scheme.
12:28 And canceling orders, I mean, it's very easy to do
12:31 if you have access to it.
12:32 I don't know how he got access to it.
12:34 If I had access to it, I could do it
12:35 at any company I wanted to right now.
12:36 - What company do you think it was?
12:38 - It's just a shipping and logistics company.
12:41 - Yeah, I would imagine some third-party company.
12:44 And I mean, I had a lot of friends that,
12:46 and I did it myself, not obviously to this,
12:49 but you can skim off the top at logistics companies.
12:52 No problem.
12:53 - His scheme involved unauthorized access to accounts
12:55 belonging to multinational shipping, receiving,
12:58 and supply chain management companies.
13:00 He would enter fake tracking info for the goods
13:03 the company was transporting all over the United States,
13:05 then call the retailers where the goods came from
13:08 and claim they didn't get the goods,
13:10 and then get a refund.
13:11 So he was going on these trips with his super hot girl.
13:15 - A girlfriend that was way out of his league,
13:17 which you already know is either a red flag
13:19 or he's got two things, three, money, funny, or a hog.
13:24 - That's it, that's how you get out of your league.
13:28 - That's how I got my husband.
13:29 There you go.
13:30 (laughing)
13:32 I mean, he had a $41,000 roll,
13:33 that means he's Mr. Worldwide,
13:35 and it just, it caught up to him.
13:37 - I mean, this is--
13:38 - People-- - Is easy to do?
13:39 - It's very easy to do.
13:41 So when-- - How prevalent is it?
13:42 - When I got, I mean, this wasn't apples to apples,
13:45 but right when I got hired
13:46 at my third-party logistics company,
13:48 this is 10, 12 years ago now,
13:50 I was an assistant for one of the main sales reps,
13:55 and he was finding a barge to ship freight
13:59 from Seattle area up to the top northern part of Alaska,
14:04 like the Arctic Sea.
14:07 - Like Nome, Alaska.
14:08 - Yeah, Nome, Alaska.
14:09 He was supposed to put it on trucks,
14:10 but he found a barge to do it cheaper,
14:12 and the shipper that he was in the game with,
14:15 they were making tens of thousands of dollars off of it,
14:17 just saying they were on trucks,
14:20 and he ended up getting caught
14:21 and had to pay a lot of money back.
14:25 - Speaking of getting caught,
14:26 I thought the funny part was here
14:28 is that some of the fraud was like a $41,000 Rolex,
14:32 a $600 like a cable. - Yeah, he got greedy.
14:34 - No, and then he bought an $80 pair of Reeboks.
14:37 What a moron.
14:38 - Yeah, who buys Reeboks anymore?
14:40 Is that even a company? - Yeah, Reeboks are in,
14:42 but the Reeboks for $80, like wouldn't,
14:45 you bought a $41,000 Rolex.
14:47 - Yeah, you got the money just to actually pay for the--
14:49 - Get the shoes. - Yeah.
14:51 Pay for the shoes.
14:53 - I will say though, that I almost feel like
14:56 for a college kid, for the alarm bells to be set off
14:59 because your girlfriend's too hot for you,
15:01 that's almost punishment.
15:03 His life is over.
15:04 - And supposedly he's from a really rich area,
15:06 like in Connecticut somewhere. - There he is, Connecticut.
15:07 - Never been, but don't plan on going either.
15:11 - Why would you? - I don't know.
15:12 - Connecticut's the worst state.
15:13 - It is the worst state in the Union.
15:14 That and Jersey is up there, Illinois is up there.
15:17 - Connecticut has nothing, no reason.
15:18 - It's so, I never wanna go back.
15:20 - Yeah, it stinks.
15:21 But yeah, that's a tough break,
15:22 so we'll see what happens. - Tough break.
15:23 - Just, if you're gonna steal money,
15:25 steal it in such small increments that nobody noticed.
15:27 Like when-- - Office space.
15:29 - You fucked up the decimal.
15:30 - All right, next. - High five.
15:31 High five on office space reference, my friends.
15:33 - There we go. - Yep.
15:35 - Next topic, Kevin Durant.
15:37 - I love this.
15:38 - Kevin Durant says, "When I get you paid,
15:40 "you don't DM me and send a small percentage
15:43 "to my Cash app, but when them parlays don't hit,
15:46 "I'm every name in the book, y'all ain't real."
15:49 - Hey, that was the breaks.
15:51 - Shut up, Kevin Durant.
15:52 - That's what I had to say about that.
15:54 I believe in you more than you believe in you.
15:55 - Yeah, that's true. - I thought you would,
15:57 I thought you would, you know,
15:58 head to your point, Total.
15:59 I thought you would do all these things.
16:00 I believe in you more than you believe in you.
16:01 Take more jump shots.
16:02 And then when I lose a bet, I just need somebody to blame,
16:06 and who better than the guy--
16:08 - That fucked up the bet.
16:09 - I just think it's so funny how--
16:10 - And I would cut Kevin Durant in.
16:12 - He's so genuinely petty and like such a crybaby,
16:17 respectfully, Kevin Durant, but like he's,
16:19 like this is such a crybaby thing, like,
16:21 oh, you're making millions upon millions of dollars.
16:25 Let us hit our nice little like $150 parlay,
16:29 and if we don't, let us just tweet at you into the abyss.
16:32 You don't have to read your tweets, Kevin Durant.
16:33 - Nope, I do think that he is the number one
16:37 Twitter athlete of all time.
16:37 - It's the best, all the burners.
16:40 - The burners, he goes back at people,
16:43 like he's the only, to my knowledge,
16:45 he's the only athlete that uses Twitter the way I use Twitter.
16:48 - Exactly the same way.
16:49 - He's a petty king, and I'm here for it.
16:51 - He's like--
16:52 - Y'all ain't real, him and Tiffany Gomez.
16:54 - Yeah, big misunderstanding.
16:57 Next NBA topic, Dwight Howard had a post where he said,
17:02 "Would you rather have dinner with him
17:04 "or a one-time payment of $200,000?"
17:06 - I--
17:07 - Then he changed the time.
17:08 - 200K.
17:09 - I'm so uninterested in Dwight Howard
17:12 and anything about him that you would have to pay me like,
17:16 you would have to cover my--
17:17 - This is a lie, people weren't choosing dinner.
17:20 People were not choosing dinner.
17:21 - People were, that quote--
17:22 - That's a lie, that's a lie.
17:24 - I don't think there's one person on planet Earth
17:27 who I would take dinner for over $200,000.
17:30 I don't care if it's a president,
17:33 a sitting president, former president,
17:35 Gandhi, Buddha, I don't--
17:39 - You would leave $200,000 on the table?
17:42 - Yeah, just to go to dinner with her for sure.
17:44 - No fucking chance.
17:46 - Dwight Howard, he could be having--
17:48 - Not MJ, not anybody.
17:50 - Yeah, give me the--
17:51 - I feel like MJ is really accessible these days.
17:53 - Is he?
17:54 - I don't know, I feel like he's just always fishing
17:55 or gambling or just always somewhere.
17:57 - I would take the 200K and then be like,
18:00 "Jordan, why don't we go play golf
18:01 "and I'll bet you the 200K."
18:02 - He would be like, "Absolutely."
18:04 - That's the story.
18:05 - And I would get on the way there
18:05 and be like, "How many blue cars do you think you'll see?"
18:08 - Yeah, right, right.
18:09 - But Dwight Howard, I don't think I would--
18:11 - I'd have nothing to say to him.
18:12 - He could text me personally and be like,
18:13 "How's the dinner down the street?"
18:15 If I'm already on my couch, I'd be like, "Ah."
18:17 - Sorry, I gotta feed Jordan.
18:18 - I don't think there's many people I'd get off the couch
18:21 for, like for just a free dinner, let alone--
18:24 - Megan?
18:25 - If I'm on the couch, probably not.
18:27 - Gumbo?
18:27 - Gumbo?
18:29 - Crawfish?
18:30 - I'm on the couch, though.
18:31 - You can bring Ace.
18:32 - You're just not doing it, you're on the couch.
18:37 That story was just--
18:38 - I'm a big couch person.
18:38 - Yeah, that was ridiculous.
18:39 - I'm really looking forward to the couch.
18:42 - We have this set, you guys can't see it.
18:43 We have the great set for Cyber Monday.
18:45 Everything 20% off.
18:46 - This is my first Cyber Monday.
18:47 - This is where--
18:48 - Answering phones.
18:49 - This is the anniversary of my speed pitch heroics
18:52 from 2020?
18:53 - Ah!
18:56 - Let's go, baby!
18:57 (cheering)
18:59 - Let's go!
18:59 - Careful with that arm.
19:00 - Careful, careful, careful!
19:01 - Careful with that arm.
19:02 - He's a fucking conservative.
19:03 - Careful!
19:04 - 77.
19:04 - Careful!
19:05 - 77 there.
19:06 - Yeah, you threw hard that night.
19:07 - Yeah.
19:08 - Also, Surviving Barstool airs 8 p.m. Cyber Monday.
19:12 - I am so, first off, shout out to the production crew,
19:15 'cause I know they had to cut out so much shit
19:17 that no one should or could hear.
19:19 Like, shout out to them.
19:22 - What is that supposed to mean?
19:23 What are you getting at?
19:24 - I'm getting at a lot of people
19:25 are probably leaking a lot of secrets.
19:27 - I've heard that there's some major drama.
19:29 - Oh, I've heard that there's ridiculous drama.
19:31 That there's tears.
19:33 - Lingering drama.
19:33 - Ooh, I haven't heard that.
19:35 - I think this is gonna be a spicy one.
19:36 - Tell me off camera?
19:38 - Yeah, of course.
19:39 - But everyone can watch it starting--
19:40 - Everyone can watch, and then everyone can go
19:42 and check out the Barstool store, Cyber Monday, 24/7.
19:45 - We got our ugly sweaters on sale.
19:47 We got the Kevin McAllister battle plans.
19:49 - We got everything on sale.
19:50 - Packable windbreaker.
19:51 Megan, she's just dressed.
19:54 We don't sell these Air Force Ones in the store.
19:56 We do sell these.
19:57 I think I got the same one.
19:58 Nope, this is a Robac.
19:59 I love Robac.
20:00 - There's so much stuff.
20:01 - As well.
20:02 - So much good stuff.
20:03 So much stuff you haven't seen.
20:04 There's a lot of really soft material
20:07 for your girlfriends if you don't know what to buy for 'em.
20:09 - So go peruse the store.
20:10 - There's a lot of good stuff.
20:11 A lot of sets.
20:12 I've been rocking a lot of the sets.
20:14 20% off.
20:14 You can get something for every person in your family.
20:17 There's not just clothes.
20:18 There's things for the yak, like a little spinner.
20:20 There's a bottle opener.
20:22 There's a--
20:23 - Barstool Chicago's got a great line of golf merch.
20:24 - Golf merch, so much golf merch.
20:26 We have so much stuff.
20:27 - Stock and stuffers, too.
20:28 So check it out, 20% off the store.
20:30 That's the rundown.
20:31 We'll see you guys after the holidays.
20:33 (whooshing)
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