Goofy-How to Sleep
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00:30 Do you know that you spend about a third of your life in bed?
00:33 Since the beginning of time,
00:36 man has always had the problem of sleeping.
00:41 In the dark ages, man tried to sleep on bare stone.
00:47 Seeking better methods, he tried hay.
00:51 [sneezes]
00:53 The next great advance was wood,
00:56 but the termites kept him awake.
00:59 And finally, he tried metal.
01:03 [sneezes]
01:08 Out of which evolved the form-fitting inner spring mattress of today.
01:14 Man has learned there are various ways to attain sleep.
01:18 He can be walked to sleep.
01:22 You just won't believe what happened to the bridge club.
01:24 I know what you'll think.
01:26 George, are you listening?
01:28 [squeaking]
01:31 Squat to sleep.
01:35 Rock to sleep.
01:41 And sock to sleep.
01:47 Contrary to popular belief,
01:49 research shows people do not sleep like logs.
01:53 They sleep like the frog.
01:56 [snoring]
02:01 The dog.
02:03 [laughing]
02:06 [snoring]
02:08 Like the ostrich.
02:10 [snoring]
02:11 The mole.
02:15 The bear.
02:17 [snoring]
02:23 And like the owl.
02:26 [howling]
02:31 Today, more and more people find it increasingly difficult to obtain a good night's sleep.
02:40 They are the victims of today's mad pace of existence.
02:46 While others perform their daily toil,
02:49 they sleep too hard at work.
02:51 [snoring]
02:53 And work too hard at sleep.
02:55 Go home and sleep on your own time.
02:59 Asleep on his feet.
03:06 Hardly able to stay awake long enough to go to bed.
03:12 This man has a problem.
03:15 For once having made his bed,
03:18 he can't sleep in it.
03:21 However, if one scientifically approaches the sleeping problem,
03:26 like adjusting bedding,
03:29 science has discovered that fresh air is beneficial to health,
03:32 and thus we find the properly ventilated room most conducive to breathing,
03:36 allowing the lungs and other respiratory organs to assimilate and perform to the maximum efficiency.
03:42 However, if the temperature should fall below the prerequisites of bodily comfort,
03:48 then an electric blanket makes one as warm as toast.
03:58 Hot milk is very soothing.
04:05 And of course, counting sheep to sleep never fails.
04:10 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
04:15 stampede!
04:17 [screams]
04:23 Always on the march, science isn't asleep on the job.
04:28 Today, science has given man a chance to sleep as he's never slept before.
04:36 Using the yawn-inducing plaque as a starter,
04:40 the anti-snore chin strap,
04:43 ear stoppers,
04:45 eye shade and head warmer,
04:47 and the anti-toss and turn suit,
04:50 the sleeper is completely outfitted,
04:53 gently tucked into bed,
04:56 and softly rocked by the mattress pulsating machine.
05:01 Dreamy music soothes each jangled nerve
05:05 and the cosmographic chart gives science an insight of the subject's reaction.
05:23 This sensitive machine records electrical waves sent out by the brain.
05:30 Every minute detail is transcribed as each tiny thought takes shape.
05:39 Thus, science proves that dreams definitely affect the subconscious mind.
05:49 Science approaches the problem with renewed vigor.
05:53 Science calls on every available resource, delving deeply into the occult,
06:01 and listening Mother Nature's help.
06:04 Every possibility is scientifically approached.
06:08 Science leaves nothing to chance.
06:13 Hmm.
06:15 Constant research and ingenuity plus know-how
06:18 enables science to come up with the answer to man's sleeping problem.
06:23 And so today, as it must to all men,
06:26 sleep came to Mr. Geep.
06:30 Science marches on.
06:32 [music]