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00:22 How to play football. Football needs special equipment. A college covered with ivy, a coliseum, or
00:29 a stadium filled to overflowing with a hundred thousand rabid, wildly cheering fans, great
00:35 armies of vendors, managers, mascots, photographers, sports writers, doctors, elaborate brass bands,
00:43 assorted coaches, old grads, scores of Annie Oakleys, and two teams resplendent in brilliant
00:48 uniforms create a riot of color and atmosphere unequaled by any other game on earth.
00:54 Now the object of the game is to advance the ball over the goal line of the opposing team by hook or crook.
01:00 Eleven men on either team, two ends, and that's how the game is played.
01:06 Now the teams line up for the kickoff. The referee blows his whistle, and the game is on.
01:11 It's a long, high, end-over-end kick over the end zone into the arms of a swivel-hipped smith,
01:16 that great all-American star, triple-fret scat pack. Look at him go, they can't touch him.
01:20 He can really carry the man, that boy. Look at that open field runner, look at that straight arm.
01:23 He's away and he's over for a touchdown.
01:26 Well, it isn't often you see this happen, 105 yards to a touchdown on the opening kickoff.
01:32 Now here's the drive for the extra point, and the kick is good, and the score is 7-0.
01:39 Here comes swivel-hipped Smith out of the game. Listen to that cheer.
01:44 The coach is saving Smith, he's not taking any chances with his star player.
01:49 Back to the game. Taxidermy Tech kicks off to Anthropology A&M.
01:53 But the ball is fumbled, yes, and now it's Taxidermy Tech's ball.
01:56 They go into a huddle. The quarterback, or field general, looks over the defense and decides which number to call.
02:02 They come quickly out of the huddle. The line shifts into position.
02:05 The quarterback barks his signals.
02:10 The backfield shifts. The ball is snapped. The quarterback fakes it to a halfback,
02:14 gives it to fullback, and the front pile drafts him, set up for a game of 8 yards.
02:20 And that quarterback's a smart boy.
02:24 Oh! All right, all right, signals! 18, 29, 47, 63, 54, 99.
02:31 The team's working like a well-oiled machine.
02:36 It's a double wing back to the right from an unbalanced line, a man in motion,
02:39 the halfback's got it off tackle, and he's smeared for a 9-yard loss. What a dumb quarterback.
02:45 To the spectator, football may appear rather rough at times, but in reality, it's a character-building game.
02:52 All right, Taxidermy's ball, third down and 11 to go. DeGrotte has the ball. He gives it to Gershman.
02:57 No, Sibley's got it. There it goes to right. Oh, no, it's a fake, a hidden ball.
03:01 Criss-cross, cross, buck-end around, double lateral, razzle-dazzle, spinner, split-buck.
03:05 And he's in the clear.
03:10 Uh-oh, there's a penalty on the play. It's against Taxidermy Tech.
03:15 One, two, three, four, five, 15 yards for unnecessary roughness.
03:22 Now, it's fourth down and 26 to go for TNT. The quarterback is worried.
03:26 The coach radiates confidence.
03:30 The quarterback decides to kick.
03:35 It's blocked.
03:38 No, he got it away. It's a high spiral.
03:41 The safety man's under it.
03:44 He muffed it. It's a loose ball. Number 48's in fast.
03:47 Oops, butterfingers. Moose Williams got it. He had it.
03:50 Now, DeGrotte missed it. Seaborn boots it to the 50. There it goes to the 35. It's a text ball.
03:54 No, wow, right wrenched it away, and it's A&M's. No, everybody's roused. Nobody's got it.
03:58 A hundred-yard fumble, a free ball over Tex goal line. But here comes Nordberg.
04:02 He's recovering the old porkskin for six. What a play.
04:07 The teams line up for the try for the extra point. There's the kick, and it's blocked.
04:11 [music]
04:16 Anthropology A&M receives, and they're nailed on the 25-yard strike.
04:21 What's the quarterback going to call? It looks like a pass. It is a pass.
04:26 Geronimy fades back, cocks his arm, rifles a bullet pass into the flat.
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04:35 It's intercepted by Anthropology. Here's the 40-yard marker, the 30, the 20, the 10, and he's over for a touchdown.
04:42 [music]
04:47 There's the try for the extra point. It's good, or is it? Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, and there's the good ending they have.
04:59 Well, here's one for the books. The officials put their heads together. They reach their decision,
05:04 and the score at the end of the half, taxidermy seven, Anthropology 12 and one half.
05:10 T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y-T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y-T-A-X-I-D-E-R-M-Y. Taxidermy, taxidermy, taxidermy.
05:28 During the half, the players are allowed to relax. The coach, who is a master of psychology, points out their weaknesses.
05:35 To prevent overconfidence, he shames them, arouses their school spirit. A man of many moods, now threatening, now pleading.
05:43 A saint, a devil. He has varied and subtle ways of appealing to their sympathy.
05:49 Now get out there and fight.
05:51 Back on the field, the second half's about to start. Smith's going in. Listen to that cheer.
05:56 There's the kick. Swivel hips is on it. Most of Anthropology's close in, but he breaks away.
06:02 Ten, twenty, thirty. Look at him go. Forty, fifty. They can't stop him. Listen to that crowd.
06:06 Sixty, seventy, eighty. Look at that straight arm. He's in the clear. Ninety, ninety-five, and he's over for a...
06:11 Wow! He's hit and hit hard.
06:14 This is a real blow to the coach. They're taking Smith out. It's a tough break for the team.
06:19 They're working on swivel hips. Smith. Tech is snowed under by a wave of tackle.
06:26 The coach is feverishly trying to revive Smith. Time is running out, and taxidermy is up against a stone wall.
06:37 Desperately, they work on old Swib. Only time for one more play. Look at Smith on his feet. He's going in.
06:41 The crowd goes wild. Anything can happen. The team's fired up. Here's the play.
06:44 Smith's got the ball. He's away. Look at that blocking.
06:49 Smith reverses the field. They're clearing the way. Not a man on his feet. Smith cuts back.
06:53 The crowd is hysterical. It's Smith, tightroping down the sideline. Smith breaks into the clear, but look.
06:58 There's an Anthropology man on his feet. One second to go. What a game, and here comes a tackler. Run, Smith, run!
07:03 Smith's tired, having trouble with the ball. The A&M man is gaining. He leaves his feet. Look out, look!
07:11 There's the final gun, and Smith wins for taxidermy tech by half a point.
07:19 To the coach goes the real credit.
07:25 It's his clear thinking and calm, level-headed reasoning that makes football the great game it is today.
07:31 (music)