Goofy-How to be a Detective
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00:41 >> Every large city offers a wealth of opportunities for a good private detective.
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00:54 The requirements for such a job are quite simple.
00:57 Item number one, he needs office space.
01:00 Item number two, a client.
01:02 A classy dame with a problem.
01:04 Howdy, ma'am.
01:06 >> Find Al.
01:09 >> Sure, I'll find Al.
01:12 Oh, boy, a hundred smackaroos.
01:15 Item number three, he needs a working agreement with homicide.
01:20 Al? Al?
01:22 Al, um, Al who?
01:26 >> Now, listen, you leave this Al case to the police.
01:30 Understand?
01:32 And last but not least, a shady or suspicious character.
01:39 >> Hey, Seamus, toss me your heater.
01:45 >> Nah, stupid, your rod, your gat, your gun.
01:50 >> But a smart dick knows how to handle a cheap hood.
01:54 >> Eyeball, you know too much about Al.
01:58 >> A private eye knows how to dish it out.
02:01 >> Well, take this.
02:05 >> And how to take it.
02:09 >> Never alert, he follows every lead.
02:19 >> I told you to drop this case, Eyeball.
02:23 >> Well, how did you know it was me?
02:26 >> Has a photographic eye and never forgets a face.
02:31 >> Say, do you know Al?
02:34 >> Don't hear you.
02:35 >> Well, I'll give you a dollar.
02:40 >> I hear you now.
02:42 This one's on the house.
02:44 Did you say Al?
02:46 >> I know that face.
02:48 I think.
02:50 >> Oh.
03:05 >> Looks like I'm getting to the bottom of this case.
03:18 >> I thought I told you to let the police handle this Al case.
03:23 >> Obviously, the next step is to check the Chronicle's files and get all the information on Al.
03:36 >> No were-boy's seen that face before.
03:39 >> Yahoo!
03:46 >> Read it and don't come back until you're ready.
03:50 >> A smart operator always keeps in close contact with the police.
04:01 >> I told you to leave this case alone, Eyeball.
04:07 >> See you.
04:08 >> Read it.
04:09 I'm busy.
04:10 >> You leave this Al case to the police.
04:13 >> I'll check with the underworld for quick results.
04:20 >> Follow that car.
04:23 >> Yeah, follow that car.
04:26 >> Follow that car.
04:37 >> Follow that car.
04:46 >> Follow that car.
04:55 >> Follow that car.
05:05 >> Follow that car.
05:15 >> Follow that car.
05:25 >> Follow that car.
05:35 >> Follow that car.
05:45 >> Follow that car.
05:55 >> Follow that car.
06:05 >> Follow that car.
06:15 >> Follow that car.
06:28 >> Here's Al.
06:29 >> Al?
06:30 >> Somebody call me?
06:32 >> Al Muldoon, where have you been?
06:45 >> I told you to leave this case alone.
06:48 >> Well, guess that proves that crime don't pay.
06:51 >> I told you to leave this case alone.
06:53 >> I told you to leave this case alone.
06:55 >> I told you to leave this case alone.
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